Lets be honest with ourselves here. Xiao would be completely oblivious to anyone’s romantic feelings towards him. Girls could throw themselves onto him and he’d be like: “What are you doing?.. Is this your attempt at attacking me? Because it is a pitiful attempt.”
And if he's ever been popular he'll have the pleasure of getting crazy hyperactive fangirls, so he THINKS he knows what love and affection from women is like, when he really doesn't.
Everybody gangsta till aether suddenly appears and breaks into zhonglis house and intervenes I mean the house is probably made outta stone pillars lmao
Imagine this was before Lumine meets Aether L:B-brother you came back A:Not now Lumine I just need to kill someone L:Who? A:Him *Points at Xiao* L:I shall not allow you A:Abyss mages and Hilichurls prepare to burn/freeze/electrecute/destroy this boy with my sister
Lumine : WHAT THE HELL AETHER Aether: YOU ARE TOO YOUNG Lumine : WE ARE TWINS Aether : yeah and? Lumine : YOU LITERALLY GOT A F*CKING HAREM YOU HYPOCRITE.
@@iamafanoflemonsticker7817 True because remember lumine and her brother was from a different world and had wings at the beginning so you got a point there🤔😅
Zhongli: Ah, to be young and in love. Xiao: Stop! You're embarrassing me! Lumine: Wait! This isn't what it looks like!! Xiao: Wait, so you didn't want me...? Lumine: What!? I do- I mean- not like that- well actually yes, like that too but still-
Hmm so she does want him but she and him are embarrassed that she is studering and don't know what she is saying but come on imagine what would happend if Zhongli did not walk in there😊😅🤫🤔😊😅
Xiao: What are you doing? Lumine: Affection! Xiao: DISGUSTANG!!! Xiao: Do it again. Someone give Xiao( the kitten since he actually has cat-like features) the love he deserves
*Xiao grab Lumine Tartaglia: Oh ho, so you chose death? Interesting Also Albedo: This is an interesting phenomenon. Would you mind drink this potion that I just made. I haven't got the result so..... Also Zhongli: You will taste the 'Wrath of the Rock' *Lumine Harem Supremacy confirm.
I was waiting for Aether breaking into the panel, drop kick Xiao, grab by his head and throw him across the room "Get away you animal" And Zhongli just comes in to see Lumine shocked, Aether hissing at Xiao that was bleeding. "I was walking to the pharmacy, brew tea so he can digest it, come in here to see this?" Aether: SHE IS WAY TO YOUNG TO DATE, FU** OFF YOU ANIMAL Xiao: . . . . !!???????? Lumine: Brother.... I MISSED YOU!!! ;-; Also why did you have to nearly kill him! Aether: If he bleeds from this, he is way too weak for you And then Childe comes in to ask for a fight, which he also gets thrown. But survives Aether: See, your man needs to be this durable. But me don't like when they come out not a single scratch on him Lumine: Jeez, brother you're over reacting Aether: You are 500 years too young! Lumine: Yeah you are no different. We are twins! Aether: Hahaha now I am 500 years older than you! Lumine: Hey! Aether: Now you have to wait 500 years! The three: (Should we be happy they reunited or just stand here too awkward to talk over them.) Childe: (Wait that means... how old is sh-) Xiao: How old are you Lumine Aether: **punches Xiao to 5HP** The two: (He deserved that...) Pallad: Help Aether: Ah, so... **cracks fingers** I have heard you pushed my sister. DIE. Ruin guards: **murders him** Aether: Kill him every respawn, find and KILL Pallad. Lumine: God, big brother... Aether: How many men and woman came to you within 500km Lumine: That is pretty much all of Tevyat!? How am I going to live avoiding people!? Xiao: (It started with the kabedon, and now I am one with the wall. Is this Karma?)
Caught on the act XD though by mr zhongli his voice alone will make you straight up lol but thats just me XD Edit: forgot to say Great Video Nice VA 1000/10
Even when I'm watching smth like this I still can't imagine how much Xiao will be in reality just mistake everyone for attempting in killing him than knowing girls love him lmao
Aww I've watched this video hundreds of times since it was uploaded. It's so funny and cute xD and I love all the artists for the dubs, but this has to be my favorite
![Quando Rondo - Life Goes On [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eIf3fhMXAow/mqdefault.jpg)
Zhongli: *Are ya winnin son?*
Xiao: Not Yet Dad *Caught Lumine*
Aether: Not Yet Dad *Caught Keqing*
@@Genburthing XD
Ah yes, my son is special
@@Genburthing i want Ganyu
@@leonshirogane5541 NO
GANYU MINE >:|
Buuuut you can have the entire mondstadt AND inazuma if you want
Zhongli : "Ah.. Youth"
Xiao : Thousands of years old
@Kaitlyn Broderick kind of I guess or think
I’m flattered his thinks I’m young :,)
Zhongli is still older
Fu Hua laughs in 50K
Zhongli is older than them, so it's explains.
Now don't break his/her heart or you shall suffer the wrath of the rock.
*Now dont break her/his heart or u shall suffer the wrath of Rock Rock*
I think you mean wrath of the c o ck
@@anomalyanomatric8021 Ah god oh god what am i thinking!
@@anomalyanomatric8021 .
YESSS
Zhongli: try not to be too rough-
*Hmm yes. Grandpa knew everything. Grandpa always knew.*
i ruined the 69 likes
_Cause i'm always watching...._
420.... niiiiccceeeee~
@@b-17theflyingfortress mora
Im at 840 that is two times 420 hell yeah
Lets be honest with ourselves here. Xiao would be completely oblivious to anyone’s romantic feelings towards him. Girls could throw themselves onto him and he’d be like: “What are you doing?.. Is this your attempt at attacking me? Because it is a pitiful attempt.”
And if he's ever been popular he'll have the pleasure of getting crazy hyperactive fangirls, so he THINKS he knows what love and affection from women is like, when he really doesn't.
LMAO GOLDEN
He really is like that.
@@lumine7523 *sighs sadly* he is.
Idk part of me feels like he has to know something of romance for how long he's lived... right 👀
If I honestly got cornered by Xiao I would be crying, and not out of sadness alright...
Out of fear- and happiness
@@yourrandomcommentfromagirl7756 while HYPERVENTILATING
@@noir8640 but then getting resurected like qiqi... but not cute
Doki doki, butterflies in the stomach, tears of happiness :")
@@melody-sg8ic says traveler while realizing that she said it out loud.
He’s a kitty cat it acts all grumpy when you show affection but then suddenly the kitty jumps in your shoulder demanding head scratches.
Too true
Xiao is an angry cat
He is basically a tsundere
@@Musicalquest tsundere cat
@@ttoek0247
I mean, Qiqi canonically said that Xiao is like an angry cat around the MC.
my heart just did 10 back flips and some hardcore parkour *wow*
Lol same here
Holy shit same
I have my Inner Simp screaming hard for Xiao now
Lol same
Oh my god. Is it back yet?
**lumine basically saying she likes his company Better than Zhongli's**
Xiao: Disgusting
Lumine: ..?
Xiao: say it again
XD
Xiao: what are you doing?
Lumine: giving you effection
Xiao:...Digusting...do it again
Lumine : So did u like it or what? 🤨
@@skyomi Xiao: n..no comment-shoves a spoon full of almond tofu into his mouth-
*Accurate*
That Zhongli voice though...
Zhongli: Dont to rough on the traveler.
Me: he knows, welp lunime nice knowing your legs.
He can be rough some times
Please stop with these comments I can’t stop laughing XD
same here lol
Klee⁉ yeah.. ➖〰➖
@@RosieSkully haha dont question why klee here
the gaze of a parent knowing that his son finally found a girlfriend
yes
Honestly surprised Lumine didn't faint right there
Same
She is like 3000 years old so it shouldnt affect her much
@@sixer7097 the youth is kinda irrelevant now
ehe same-
Everybody gangsta until blonde man throwing tornado
Everybody gangsta till aether suddenly appears and breaks into zhonglis house and intervenes
I mean the house is probably made outta stone pillars lmao
*GONE WITH THE WIND*
Imagine this was before Lumine meets Aether
L:B-brother you came back
A:Not now Lumine I just need to kill someone
L:Who?
A:Him *Points at Xiao*
L:I shall not allow you
A:Abyss mages and Hilichurls prepare to burn/freeze/electrecute/destroy this boy with my sister
Lumine : WHAT THE HELL AETHER
Aether: YOU ARE TOO YOUNG
Lumine : WE ARE TWINS
Aether : yeah and?
Lumine : YOU LITERALLY GOT A F*CKING HAREM YOU HYPOCRITE.
windblADE
"I cant think straight and I feel hot all over"
*I pray that xiao's ult can survive the whole night*
👁️👄👁️ ""
👉👈
pray that he can survive the whole night with his ult on and no healer around
@@hailice4286 He can bc he doesn't lose hp after it hits 1 HP.
Aether: "I feel a disturbance in the force"
Hilichurl: May the force be with you...
“Like a person dared to flirt with my sister...”
I’ll be honest, reading this while seeing your pfp made it a very interesting thought process.
“Glad I chose to chose the fauti”
@@somegirl9055 *fatui
That was *interesting*
Very interesting..
Indeed
*Says it with oceans of blood coming out from the nose* xD
Agreed
Same O.O
Zhongli: Aah, youth.
*proceeds to remember that Xiao and Lumine are also VERY old too
Zhongli: Whatever.
Lumine is like over 500
@@iamafanoflemonsticker7817 Hmm, you have a good point.
Zhongli is over 6000
@@iamafanoflemonsticker7817 True because remember lumine and her brother was from a different world and had wings at the beginning so you got a point there🤔😅
Yet venti says lumine isn't old enough to go drink 🤣
xiao: disgusting.
say it again.
Mmmm
but literally
LMAO DQWHNJAKDXNASJ I'M DYING
EEE
Male tsundere it is
"try not to be too rough with the traveler, Xiao"
yeah listen to geo daddy, if traveler legs don't work anymore how we gon' call them a traveler 🤔
Wheelchair time
Please stop with these comments I'm laughing from past 10 mins non stop-
LMAO
I WOULD LIKE YOUR COMMENT BUT ITS AT 69-
@@kaveh_the_autismist The perfect coincidence doesn't exi-
Zhongli: Aether, your sister is tryna make out with Xiao again.
Aether: *overprotective brother on*
0:39
OMG I SWEAR THE WAY XIAO WHISPERS TO LUMINE JUST TUGS AT MY XIAOLUMI HEARTSTRINGS SO MUCH ACK-
I legit squealled at that!
@@angellicateoh6333 FRICKING ME TOOO
I TRIED TO NOT SCREAM SINCE ITS 3 AM RIGHT NOW
Xiao: **being 2000-3000 years old and Traveler being 500+ years old**
Zhongli: Ah... Youth -_-
They're both still younger than him though, I pull out the ah Youth line for people a few years younger than me too haha
You’ve been on a roll with the Xiao comics recently
I’m not disappointed
I think they're a Xiamine shipper 😂
Why did I automatically read that as “re-roll”-?
2 weeks later.....
Xiao: Dad you're a grandfather now.
Me: W-wha....
HAHAH
HAHAHAHAAA 😂😂
LMAO
Zhongli: *Oh... Well. is she able to walk?*
Xiao: *no she cant walk for a month*
@@sixer7097
Zhongli: Xiao I told you to be gentle!
The feels are real.
Also, i'm pretty sure Zhongli pestered Childe into paying for those painkillers. Either him or Hu tao.
i think its more likely that he made them himself. Regular medicine doesnt work on adepti.
Zhongli: Ah, to be young and in love.
Xiao: Stop! You're embarrassing me!
Lumine: Wait! This isn't what it looks like!!
Xiao: Wait, so you didn't want me...?
Lumine: What!? I do- I mean- not like that- well actually yes, like that too but still-
Hmm so she does want him but she and him are embarrassed that she is studering and don't know what she is saying but come on imagine what would happend if Zhongli did not walk in there😊😅🤫🤔😊😅
@Mackenzie Gatshcet
It got really awkward really fast.
@@lumine7523 Don't worry I can tell so don't worry I would have don't almost the same thing ok😅
“When I’m near you, I can’t think straight!”
Male travelers: Yeah, same.
"Don't be too rough with the traveler."
Foreshadowing 100.
Zhongli just casually walking in made me laugh hysterically. I needed that
Zhongli is being a dad to Xiao by giving him advice ~
Xiao: What are you doing?
Lumine: Affection!
Xiao: DISGUSTANG!!!
Xiao: Do it again.
Someone give Xiao( the kitten since he actually has cat-like features) the love he deserves
OH SWEETIE JESUS WHEN XIAOS VOICE WENT INTO A WHISPER I LOVE IT I CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN XIAO AND ZHONGLI ACK- GUHI THOUGH THIS WAS STILL ADORABLE
IKKK THAT HAD ME OVER THE MOOOOONNN
1:05 "try not to be rough with the traveller xiao"
I wonder what we're doing
Well, Xiao's speciality is to plunge
@@fabrypetty1689 WHYYY
@@fabrypetty1689 **cries**
@@fabrypetty1689 Couldn't have said it better myself
Making some fried chicken
Zhongli " ah I remember those time with your mom xiao"
Xiao : dad please
*Xiao grab Lumine
Tartaglia: Oh ho, so you chose death? Interesting
Also Albedo: This is an interesting phenomenon. Would you mind drink this potion that I just made. I haven't got the result so.....
Also Zhongli: You will taste the 'Wrath of the Rock'
*Lumine Harem Supremacy confirm.
That is an iconic JK moment in your pfp
Diluc: Have some retribution. On the house!
Kaeya: I feel like the room is getting heated up. Chill it, guys.
Aether: these men are my enemies!
Aether: *cracks fists* would you mind saying that again? :)
Lumine...hey girl that love for Xiao is much more than for Zhongli.
Dear LORD that Zhongli has such a nice voice--
ZHONGLI WHYYY-
Anyways, great voice acting! ^^
If that did not happend then it would been better😔😊
xaio be like: that was gross
do it again mortal
i wheezed SO HARD AT THIS that i think i broke my voice-
Even Zhongli knows what’s gonna happen
Ahh, young love...
Wait, why was that room noisy that night?
(Whistling while reading a book)
*record scratch*
Oh wait, this is my own comment.
* reads the holy bible *
(Tries to act like nothing happened)
*sips on the TEA*
And now Zhongli is probably waiting for grandchildren :D
Lmao
Aether: I'm gonna end this man's whole carrier....
*And that's how liyue was erased from existence.*
Zhongli be like: Ara ara i won't disturb you guys
i think he would say: yare yare
Zhongli is me when I walk in on my sister doing something stupid XD
Can imagine Xiao makes traveler 'Cry' with his rapid plunge attack
Yes 😶❤
📄🖊️
Ohshit
😶
@@suyunana PAIMON WTF-
" Ah youth" how old is Zhongli? I imagine he's in his mid 20s but than again this is anime we're talking about he could older than dirt for a I know.
@ϟIndigoϟ - jesus he is older than dirt.
@@ashenwolf3846 lmfao poor zhongli
Hence why he wanted to retire as an archon
He is older than dirt lmao
Wait he IS dirt himself (ok not really but YOU GET IT LMAO)
6000 year old grandpa earth god
@@ashenwolf3846 zhongli is over 6000 years old and he is God of Da Rock.
At the end, theres always someone who interrupts :")
Omg is that mika in ur pfp
@@Icantdothisanymoreplskillme yup :) im so happy u notice :))
I WHEEZED WHEN XIAO JUST-
USED KABEDON ON LUMINE AAAAAAA
If this were a modern AU, Zhongli would be the type of dad to walk in on his son at home 🤣🤣
I just saw klee in the comments, so if anyone can contact Diluc, let him know I'm on my way to get some wine.
*facepalms
I-
albedo what
@@suyunana That ain't albedo that's Inazuma Aether
@@genshinmuffin2411 he was albedo lol
I honestly can't stop repeating the part when zhongli comes in cuz the music just hit it right
Zhongli: try not to be too rough on the traveller xiao
Me: how about a name
Xiao and lumine: what for?
Me: the child’s name
even I don't know anything ಥ‿ಥ
That one dislike is xiao because he got exposed
PLEASE
lumine is just a harem protagonist by this point
What do mean “do not be rough”?! What’s on your mind Zhongli?!?!
Inside of his mind is mora
Xiao I think he is just thinking of mora
i would tell you what he means but i highly doubt you wouldnt get mad at him-
so dont ask-
😀
Definitely mora.(yeah right...😰)
@@wannabe_imposter737 stop being honry and give me your mora
Xiao I bought you some painkillers
Should have bought him child support-
*I-*
We love the supportive dad. Omg xiaolumine is so cute
This is honestly sauce right now and I love the voice acting
2000 years old
Zhongli : ah, youth
I was waiting for Aether breaking into the panel, drop kick Xiao, grab by his head and throw him across the room
"Get away you animal"
And Zhongli just comes in to see Lumine shocked, Aether hissing at Xiao that was bleeding.
"I was walking to the pharmacy, brew tea so he can digest it, come in here to see this?"
Aether: SHE IS WAY TO YOUNG TO DATE, FU** OFF YOU ANIMAL
Xiao: . . . . !!????????
Lumine: Brother.... I MISSED YOU!!! ;-; Also why did you have to nearly kill him!
Aether: If he bleeds from this, he is way too weak for you
And then Childe comes in to ask for a fight, which he also gets thrown. But survives
Aether: See, your man needs to be this durable. But me don't like when they come out not a single scratch on him
Lumine: Jeez, brother you're over reacting
Aether: You are 500 years too young!
Lumine: Yeah you are no different. We are twins!
Aether: Hahaha now I am 500 years older than you!
Lumine: Hey!
Aether: Now you have to wait 500 years!
The three: (Should we be happy they reunited or just stand here too awkward to talk over them.)
Childe: (Wait that means... how old is sh-)
Xiao: How old are you Lumine
Aether: **punches Xiao to 5HP**
The two: (He deserved that...)
Pallad: Help
Aether: Ah, so... **cracks fingers** I have heard you pushed my sister. DIE.
Ruin guards: **murders him**
Aether: Kill him every respawn, find and KILL Pallad.
Lumine: God, big brother...
Aether: How many men and woman came to you within 500km
Lumine: That is pretty much all of Tevyat!? How am I going to live avoiding people!?
Xiao: (It started with the kabedon, and now I am one with the wall. Is this Karma?)
I- Please dont give him ideas
I love this whole entire story- Aether do be having anger issues tho
The full power
@@mimiannia your brother is a psyco
@@boba_tea2516 yes he is
Caught on the act XD
though by mr zhongli his voice alone will make you straight up lol
but thats just me XD
Edit:
forgot to say
Great Video
Nice VA 1000/10
"Why am I above Zhongli?"
Zhongli be like: *so proud of his son*
I stan in Xiaolumi supremacy 😎😎😎
Zhongli at that part was like "My Boy grow up"
*NICE TIMING GRANDPA ZHONGLI*
Ahahah really Zhong Li is man of culture xD
Zhongli’s voice actor is spot on.
"Xiao, i brought you some painkillers"
-A Geo Archon who is soon to regret walking in
Should I close my eyes or like-
If you’re not scared, if you understand what is going to and will happen, then by all means be your own guest to yourself
Probably,I dont want you to witness THAT,so do I,let's go.
When I tell you I fell to the floor on my hands and knees and sat there for about a minute when Zhongli entered. LIKE “YOU MESS UP THE MOMENT.”
*yesyesyesilovethisship*
(Note: I replied to this comment when there was 69 likes)
I want to like your comment, but It has 69 likes
The VAs are really great and especially Zhongli was so silky and soft, just like the real deal! Incredible work!
alternate title : how xiao became a part of lumine's harem
Unrelated but the voice acting for zhongli is awsome he nearly sounds the exact same as in the actual game great job
AAAAAAH Zhongli akaskskwiskaka the music part when Zhongli comes in make laugh 😳🤣🤣
WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED-
Zhongli: Xiao i got some pain killers-
ಠ_ಠ
Zhongli after Xiao breaks Lumine's heart: I WILL HAVE BALANCE! *Incoming meteor*
**sends theee meteors** this is what being gentle means
Wow I see how it is il leave you 2
Help i cant feel my arms and legs
Why you let them alone!?
@@mimiannia Oh? It’s that so? Well maybe Xiao needs a talk with me
@@hokuto704 NO uh im tottally okay😊
@@hokuto704 rip Xiao
THAT ZHONGLI VOICE WAS SO ON POINT WHA???
Even when I'm watching smth like this I still can't imagine how much Xiao will be in reality just mistake everyone for attempting in killing him than knowing girls love him lmao
THE VOICE ACTING FOR ZHONGLI IS ON POINT DAYUM
I ship it~~~♥️♥️♥️♥️
Agreed
@@justzhongil818 Zhongli-
@@meraiiasta they grow up so fast
@@justzhongil818 Why-
@@meraiiasta Uh wrong fandom shoyo
Why does zhongli scares me when he said *ah youth ah spring* IT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME HIS VOICE😭😭 btw good comic❤
Well, that was an experience.
the voice actors DID SO FKIN WELL RESPECTTT
Why Lumine... welp. Can't blame your reverse harem.
childe you can always have your simps
they exist too
@@suyunana are you one of them?
PAIMON ARE YOU THOUGH
Zhongli: Try not to be too rough with the traveler, Xiao
Me: *Dies of laughter*
Damnnnnn! I would do anything just to be in Lumines place right now 😍
Also Zhongli whyyyyyyy
Aww I've watched this video hundreds of times since it was uploaded. It's so funny and cute xD and I love all the artists for the dubs, but this has to be my favorite
my reaction to any kind of confession 0:29
Same
Same haha >.
Aether: And see that’s the tale for why I became the abyss prince
i have been rewatching this for some time now lmao
Lumine&Xiao: *does love stuff*
Aether: I see you chose death
WE NEED MORE XIAO X LUMINE
AAAAAAAAAAAA
how about xiao x aether
@@n545-s2g how about both
@@amberxv4777 um.....YES SİR
Zhongli: Are you winning son?
Xiao: yes, yes, absolute yes. Wait, did you just called me Son?
For some reason, it makes me wanna say “STEP ON ME DADDY” to xiao 😭
"youth"
Xiao: Im *literally* THOUSANDS of years old
Lumine: I've travelled over thousands of worlds, I may be even older than both of you...