I see, you very carefully skirted arround the attempted drive-by and the serveral not so attempted stair murders which, together with the attempted escapes, got him more than a millenia in prison and we haven't even started talking about the abondoned cat and daughter.
Kevin: I know we already made Jim Picken, but this - I want to go so much further. Me: F-further?? Than Jim Pickens? Kevin: That's right, we're making me.
@@mr.jameson218 nah not really but I appreciate your apparent concern Im honestly just tired of people taking every opportunity they get to joke about youtubers' "supposed" sexualities cuz I used to be part of the danisnotonfire fandom
@@ilonaOakenshield That sentiment is understandable. Speculation and truth are spelled the same in some circles. Ya gotta deal with it because it's not gonna stop anytime soon, ya know?
@@danielvolpe20 day thirteen of telling Kevin he's the greatest RUclips ever. Kevin, your the best RUclips ever! That would work, but the title alone doesn't. That's the truth my guy
“People don’t kill people stairs do” So Jim Pickens has never killed sims it was the stairs this whole time. Wait, Jim Pickens was stairs this whole time 😨😨 Now everything makes sense
I love how you have The Sims 1 music in the video! So nostalgic! If you want lots of kids in Bitlife, you have to do the one night stand option. It's really effective in Middle Eastern countries because there's no birth control or abortions allowed!
Bitlife has been an awesome series and I hope Kevin continues it! I played this game on my phone when I had no data or internet and it saved me from boredom
Same hat. On like my fourth life now and while I'm trying to control myself all my characters accidentally end up as adulterers whoops (you can only click to shag if you're in a het couple so. Hookups it is). Also does Kevin know that you can start working when you're like 10??? You'd think he'd like the concept of child labor and money 😂
Ooh the benefits of being an early bitizen - I didn’t realise how many things you have to watch an ad for wow. But this team work so hard and bring out so many free updates they deserve to get their money
Tips for Kevin! 1) If you assault someone there is a chance you can accidentally kill them, but there is also a chance you can die every time you get assaulted. 2) Drive-by, in my experience, is the most effective method to kill and get away with it, but it requires a car. 3) If you are going to continue this game, you can pay for the "Bitizen" thing, it's pretty cheap and gets rid of all the ads, and if you play a lot it is worth it!
9:04 Ah yes this is exactly how Jim Pickens died He died fighting Bore Ragnarok on a mountain, before then being betrayed by shrek. leaving Jim powerless and weak to watch the sun rise Up until in his final moments he draws his last breath and dies from Tuberculosis
"An absolute psychopath, a murderer." Kevin that's literally almost every character you make.
I feel there is something deeper to this
Can somebody run a background check on kevin?
@Ace Saylor You balance out all the people who only play hero characters and do everything *the right way*
Always either a murderer psychopath or a clueless idiot.
Dr Loomis's description of Michael Myers in the first Halloween could also fit Kevin.
You are sexy and hot !
These aren’t virtual. These are all of Kevin’s past lives but playable.
We live in a bitlife simulation
Like the matrix but its a Mobile game
Fek I did not get a like from Kevin
@@jackbudi in that Case CONTROLLER OF ME PLEASE PRESS SURRENDER
These are Kevins from pararrel universes
Bitlife is a connection between all of them.
One of AU Kevins can be playing as our universe Kevin right now
kevin: * assaulted his brother *
brother: *assault back *
kevin's happiness: * 96% *
*hes too dangerous to be kept alive*
”Ok yeah he lacerated my kneecap but did you see the way I punched him though?”
@@YoungAlienBoy get out of here, leech.
@@YoungAlienBoy Fuck off, bot.
@Juan Cortez Muro Hello, other bot. You can fuck off too.
Spooky Filmz Ent. That video? *wack* the vocals? *wack* your promotion? *wack*
Police 1: How have we not caught Kevin Notme yet?
Police 2: He's so slick, he must be some kind of water slide tester or something.
he always slips away
I love this one.
He slides out the back while no one's looking
If I had money and this was reddit, I would give you gold xD
You made me LMFAO
"he's nine. How does he have a beer bottle?"
... He's Irish?
That explains everything.
But he's not German
Nah worse, he was Welsh
Welsh actually, but speaking as a welsh person, it makes sense that a nine year old has a beer bottle lmao
Their parents are alcoholics which is why their kids turned to violence.
Remember kids : If they leave you because you're facing 134 years in prison for murder they're not your real friends!
fake friends everywhere SMH my head
My first thought was “he’s going to murder someone” and a couple seconds later it was confirmed. Your reputation precedes you Kevin.
@@YoungAlienBoy disgusting! THAT LINK INVOLVES CHILD SEX!
@@YoungAlienBoy lol
@@YoungAlienBoy thats your video stop trying to get views idiot!
Spooky Filmz Ent. NO
Thank you for all the likes and also what the hell is happening
Kevin: “you’re a gas factory”
Girlfriend: reaches for long sword.
Omae Wa mou shindeiru
JayKed Nani?
Aight imma headout
@@callmejulia96 *some loud ring*
@@jayked1444 NANI?!
I love how “a random surfer dude” was an option to murder
Or the random armisch dude
Das Kampffredchen yeah 😂
There also was "A random degenerate" which low key hurt me on a personal level.
@lucette5 I saw kill "random fortnite fanatic"
I saw “kill me kevin” in there. I wonder who “me kevin” is?
Bitlife but he makes himself
You stole the words out of my head
Howaboutthis50letternamesoherewegosoyeahidontknowX so there you go...
JackBudi or maybe I stole the head out of your words?
A50letternameisthemaxlettersalowedforyoutubename's oh shit you’re right
@@YoungAlienBoy You're disgusting
“Sexuality, straight. We’re 0 years old, I think it’s too early to call.”
Spooky Filmz Ent. Don’t click this, they’re using it to get views and money.
@@spacesheep_ don't worry, If he keeps it up, I'm gonna make an alt of him saying he supports child corn (replace the second C with P)
@@IamaPERSON Phild corn?
@@Geegs the second C, gotta fix that
I guess Kevin doesn't believe they are born that way lol
kevins characters:
evil and bi
Evil, Bi, and Jim Pickens
Yea
Yes, no gender is safe! True evil person lol
Bus sexual
@David L Bicons
"I'm depressed because I am afraid I'll never play with kitties again." I feel you, dude
Past Kevin: "we are gonna create a really awful character"
Kevin: *proceeds to test waterslides and go to casinos*
damn, past Kevin is so stoopid.
I see, you very carefully skirted arround the attempted drive-by and the serveral not so attempted stair murders which, together with the attempted escapes, got him more than a millenia in prison and we haven't even started talking about the abondoned cat and daughter.
@@AAArnold I... Don't know what you're talking about.
@@AAArnold 3 millenia to be precise :') That's Kevo.
@@callmejulia96 kindly piss off, would ya?
@@callmejulia96 you just got wooshed bro, their comment was also a joke
Kevin repeatedly tried to murder his ex, gets caught each time.
Kevin finally succeeds.
Police: "Eh... We're stumped. No clue who did this!"
They were probably like "We've caught him every time he tried so there's no way it's him."
"Can I kill my girlfriend yet?" (Kevin, 2019)
And yet admittedly we all still want to be Kevin's girlfriend.
I’m male and slightly want to be his gf lol
I'll be the best male girlfriend he's ever had
We all want to date kevin, he is perfect
*boyfriend 👌🏼
Lolo Vincent
Eyyy hell yeah
"I kinda wanna kill a random Amish person"
- Kevin, 2019
He just hates them because they're not allowed to subscribe
8:29 "Why would I kill a random Amish...I kinda want to kill a random Amish person" That was a rare glimpse of Kevin's superego
Otherwise, he’s just pure id.
I love that the achievements you've earned are, 'unlucky', 'medicocre' and 'jailbird'. Living the best life!
The cream of the crop!
Kevin: make a baaaaad guy
Me:Duh
Ahh Billie Eilish reference...classy
Woolfie McPoshinson your comment needs to be at the top of this comment section
Hehehe so he has to make me because Im a badboi
Jim does not have a brother it is not in the lore begone you menace
@@Matt-ft6ox too kind, too kind. But thank you
Kevin: *lets cat out into the wild*
Also Kevin at the animal shelter asking for another one: "They refused. *Why?"*
@@YoungAlienBoy Yo guys! What's the vid about?
I'm too afraid to click.
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 his rap and how it's"good". (SPOILERS: he spelled cRAP wrong)
@@IamaPERSON Well that was anticlimatic.
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 very.
Kevin: I know we already made Jim Picken, but this - I want to go so much further.
Me: F-further?? Than Jim Pickens?
Kevin: That's right, we're making me.
@@YoungAlienBoy shut up, I know you are using it for views
@@nebuluna78 at this point, I'm considering linking one of his videos, and saying it's child sex, just to get him out of here
@@IamaPERSON why?
@@izukumidoriya2813 because spooky kept spamming his content, and we've had enough of it.
@@izukumidoriya2813 then again, since he's been inactive for months, nvm.
Kevin: Why would i kill a random Amish perso...
Also Kevin before he finishes his sentence: I kinda wanna kill a random Amish person
Tuberculosis appears in Kevin’s videos multiple times:
Me: **sad cowboy noises**
Could you be more sensitive. You can't fling tb around while the wounds are so fresh..
I gave you all I had in the end I did - Arthur Morgan 1899 😭
@@Joshtheman13200 “Just face me west towards the sunrise so I can remember all the good times we had”
I hAvE a PlAn
Lumbago would like to know your location.
Kevin: *plays a game more then twice*
Everyone: impossible
"I'm gonna call this one Boomer!"
Ah! Just like Jim.
Ok, boomer.
He's from the silent generation, he, infact, killed hitler and took his place.
@@TheBrimmyRat So.. Hitler didn't kill himself?
Willow Draws Stuff nope. Neither did Epstein
Don’t research; just trust.
Honestly I don’t think Kevin’s bi but I love that he makes ALL of his characters bi, because he’s not bi-ased.
Maybe, but also because he hates gay people.
And any other kind of people*
Gay people nonetheless
@@AAArnold ??? he hates all people equally, he doesn't discriminate.
@@FosterF. That's what I said
"Why does it always end with tuberculosis in prison?"
- Kevin
Drace90 He just needs some time and money.
"Today i want to make an absolute monster. I know we already made Jim Pickens but this I wanna go so much further"
Impossible.jpg
Blasck Kevin.exe has stopped working 😂
@@YoungAlienBoy no
@Juan Cortez Muro hey leech, fuck off
@@IamaPERSON Somebody need to stop those spam idiots
@@IamaPERSON I keep searching but can't find that person
Day 3 of telling Kevin he's my favorite person in the internet and that he deserves immense happiness and all the love possible in his life ❤️❤️❤️❤️
**On** the internet.
You're Welcome
@@YoungAlienBoy why?
Spooky Filmz Ent. I LIKED THE VIDEO SO F*** YOU
@@YoungAlienBoy How about you fuck off?
@@blakedup6190 no he's in the internet help we cant get him out hes stuck
"It's probably a bad time to say this but *im bisexual-"*
I think this is a coming out video
@@auzzyred4970 it really aint but alright
@@ilonaOakenshield Spectrum much? Lol
@@mr.jameson218 nah not really but I appreciate your apparent concern
Im honestly just tired of people taking every opportunity they get to joke about youtubers' "supposed" sexualities cuz I used to be part of the danisnotonfire fandom
@@ilonaOakenshield That sentiment is understandable. Speculation and truth are spelled the same in some circles. Ya gotta deal with it because it's not gonna stop anytime soon, ya know?
imagine saying “shut up before I wallop your knuckle”
I will say that now.
@Ace Saylor For a quick sec, I thought you were saying that you had done that IRL
This guy is hilarious he starts the video so sweet like hi friends then he commits utter atrocities in BitLife lolll
Still don't know if Kevin is bi or if it's just an equality move
He wants to keep his options
@@daskampffredchen exactly, more victims for him!
@@ilonaOakenshield thats what I meant by equality move, everyone is equally eligible for torture!
I wonder about this all the time. He's either bi in real life or just really good at "pretend" flirting with video game males.
he’s straight as an arrow.
Day thirteen of telling Kevin he’s the greatest RUclipsr ever.
But you didn't :o
@@dimyell yo not cool delete that
@@danielvolpe20 day thirteen of telling Kevin he's the greatest RUclips ever.
Kevin, your the best RUclips ever!
That would work, but the title alone doesn't. That's the truth my guy
2:19 Dad died from Cancer of the HEEL?!
He was a shoe model, surgery or amputation would've meant living in poverty
Kevin: I wanna have a baby with Abagail Williams
*John Proctor has left the chat*
Finally someone noticed
"I died of tuberculosis...."
*Arthur Morgan-ing intensifies*
“People don’t kill people stairs do”
So Jim Pickens has never killed sims it was the stairs this whole time.
Wait, Jim Pickens was stairs this whole time 😨😨
Now everything makes sense
"Why would i wanna kill a random amish person??? ..... I kinda wanna kill a random Amish person"
"Aw I got depression again. This sucks."
Mood
"Create an absolute monster"So pretty much just a natural Kevin character
Ah yes the most common sirnames in Wales. Roberts, Jones and Notme
Kevin you would really like "Kyle Is Famous" your evil mind would have so much fun with it... for once I'm early enough for you to see this!
2:03 ”god my brother hates me, ask him for money”
Kevin, as his brother Earl falling down from the stairs: "I warned you about the stairs bro!!! I told you dog!"
It keeps hapening!!!
This comment transported me back to 2014.
Kevin: "...an absolute psycopath, a murderer."
*Lucien Lachance would like to know your location*
"You sleep soundly for a murderer..."
"Kevin Notme, it's Welsh"
don't be ridiculous Kevin, that had far too many vowels to be Welsh
"you know your dad has money because your mom is so much younger" OMG KEVIN 😂😂😂
Kevin’s lookin extra cute in this video
scorpios be like: i'm gonna come out as bisexual at my dad's funeral~
There is no one more evil then the dear leader Jim Pickens. The punishment for trying to replace him….well you’ll find out Kevin. You’ll find out.
Am I the only one that says “Hi Kevin!” When he says “Hey there friends, my name’s Kevin”
yay im not the only werido!
@@Lilly1021-1 I honestly wish I could meet him irl to say hi to him for real, he honestly seems like a genuinely super nice guy. ^.^
Nobody:
Monarchs in all of history: 7:42
Why is you playing bitlife my favorite thing ever?
Lowkey Kevin is just creating his ideal life that he couldn't have cause he's a youtuber.
I'm bi and evil... I may be one of Kevin's characters.
you might be a sim
I love how you have The Sims 1 music in the video! So nostalgic! If you want lots of kids in Bitlife, you have to do the one night stand option. It's really effective in Middle Eastern countries because there's no birth control or abortions allowed!
2:35 Did... Did Kevin just came out?
Kevin, probably: I've been dropping hints that I'm bisexual
Also Kevin: I'm bisexual
It never clicked to me that Kevin could potentially actually be bi until I read this comment and suddenly my heart fluttered LMFAO
@@jewelxiat cringe
@@crylune Okay lol
"I'm not even going to ask you how you know"🤣
Bitlife has been an awesome series and I hope Kevin continues it! I played this game on my phone when I had no data or internet and it saved me from boredom
*attacks brother*
Me: *laughs*
*Pushes girlfriend down stairs*
Me: *laughs
*Releases cat into wild*
Me: *JOHN WICK MODE ACTIVATED*
Felt that
"It's as if crime doesn't pay, but that can't be it! It cant!" lol
3:38 Kevin reenacts 'The Staircase' on netflix
Day 74 of asking Kevin to continue “comedy night”
THE SAM yes please!!!
Annie Bleveans Iirc, he said he couldn’t because too many people recognized him now.
Yes
Marie rip
Marie rip comedy night
Funnest guy on RUclips ngl
Yes
When Kevin said people don't kill people, stairs do, I really felt that.
My father too.
I actually downloaded this games because of you, worst decision of my life XD
Same. My first character was born with scrotum cancer.
Same and now I’m addicted lol
I did that too... 45 minutes of ads later I had to get rid of it
Same hat. On like my fourth life now and while I'm trying to control myself all my characters accidentally end up as adulterers whoops (you can only click to shag if you're in a het couple so. Hookups it is). Also does Kevin know that you can start working when you're like 10??? You'd think he'd like the concept of child labor and money 😂
@@zacharyheine4177 the app works even without internet so switch off wifi for a while and no ads
Mom: Who let out the cat?
Kevin: Notme ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Day 120 of asking Kevin to play Ace Attorney some day and have all hell break loose in the courtroom
"Wh-Why would I kill a random Am- I kinda wanna kill a random Amish person..."
And that's why you can kill a random Amish person.
9:25 I was also givin the Mediocre badge, but in real life.
I miss when the bit life prison sentences would really add up, not just say prison for life, prison for 1275 years sounds better than prison for life
3:24 I told you about stairs bro
I think Bitlife is my favorite series of yours to watch please never stop.
This could have easily been the trailer for the serie "You"
Poor Kevin just can't stop killing things. I feel sorry for him
i really enjoy these, would love some more!
I just love how Kevin is so cruel in all games but he is so nice in person
4:06 Pretty sure you trying to murder her was the more pressing reason
Ooh the benefits of being an early bitizen - I didn’t realise how many things you have to watch an ad for wow.
But this team work so hard and bring out so many free updates they deserve to get their money
Kevin, everyday you put a smile on my face.
The fact that all your characters are evil, bisexual icons is amazing. More please.
Y’all know that moment when you confront your girlfriend about farting and she comes at you with a long sword?
Haven’t watched the video yet but I enjoy watching you play BitLife so much. GIVE US MORE BITLIFE. Love ya Kevin
“I keep just going to prison and getting tuberculosis” -Kevin
Kevin every one of ur videos is so enjoyable i love it!!!
"I think my days of crime are over"
Best joke Kevin has ever told
"People don't kill people, stairs do!" Is still one of my favorite quotes by you ever and ever x)
Love the Sims 1 music
it’s so hard to finish these videos because they make me want to play bitlife
DAYS 2.18M OF ASKING KEVIN TO PLAY IMVU PLEASE
That’s not how time works but yes
I love how he says my name is kevin and it zooms in on the word cemetery
Day 123 of telling Kevin that he’s the best RUclipsr on this platform and we all love him
Day 63 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
Yes.
Tips for Kevin!
1) If you assault someone there is a chance you can accidentally kill them, but there is also a chance you can die every time you get assaulted.
2) Drive-by, in my experience, is the most effective method to kill and get away with it, but it requires a car.
3) If you are going to continue this game, you can pay for the "Bitizen" thing, it's pretty cheap and gets rid of all the ads, and if you play a lot it is worth it!
i mean...at least he didnt get bunions in this life
9:04
Ah yes this is exactly how Jim Pickens died
He died fighting Bore Ragnarok on a mountain, before then being betrayed by shrek. leaving Jim powerless and weak to watch the sun rise
Up until in his final moments he draws his last breath and dies from Tuberculosis
"Bitlife but I make the person I wish I could be"
“This job can cure anyth-“
Immediately contracts gout