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  • @menelik6652
    @menelik6652 4 года назад +6974

    2:15
    The fact both ricks took out the whiteboard means he was 100% certain he wanted to explain it

    • @mr.meeseeks9566
      @mr.meeseeks9566 4 года назад +328

      It was a long time coming anyways..lol

    • @teddrickrhodes9063
      @teddrickrhodes9063 3 года назад +391

      Plus another PERFECT thing about that scene - that I didn't catch at first, is how Rick was so certain about everything he was thinking and doing when he was yelling at the both of them that he was able to register that their dumb asses were standing on the wrong side of him in one of the universes (thus his quote, "What do you two have to be so uncertain about which chair to sit in while I do everything!") so he just became certain about which chair he wanted each of them to be sitting in so the version of him on the top-displayed universe switched the sides they were on and the bottom-displayed universe's Rick just sat them down were they already were standing. . . blew - my - fuckin - mind . . .that was genius writing

    • @sienna3793
      @sienna3793 3 года назад +76

      Hes so certain he was dodging his own bullets

    • @laffinggas8068
      @laffinggas8068 3 года назад +52

      @@teddrickrhodes9063 I'm convinced Rick had that whole rant planned out just incase that happened, so he could get the universes on track

    • @ultrachadstinctgoku7579
      @ultrachadstinctgoku7579 3 года назад +2

      @@teddrickrhodes9063 I dont get it. What the fuck?

  • @quantumraptor1485
    @quantumraptor1485 4 года назад +2262

    The last rant is what got me hooked: Rick explaining how they’re gonna go on adventures while Morty is having a literal spasm

    • @airrun88
      @airrun88 3 года назад +72

      Forever and a 100 years! A hundred days 🤣

    • @hanaazouri2181
      @hanaazouri2181 3 года назад +16

      It was beautiful

    • @asfrflagcommunity966
      @asfrflagcommunity966 2 года назад +2

      spasm sounds like a full body orgasm

    • @katiee2682
      @katiee2682 2 года назад +5

      That’s my favorite one!

    • @HDLLHANZ
      @HDLLHANZ 2 года назад +2

      What episode is that from?

  • @stavby01
    @stavby01 4 года назад +9382

    7 Great Rick Sanchez Rants: "Morty you gotta turn into a car"

    • @thundaaz5640
      @thundaaz5640 4 года назад +133

      I know how is that a rant lol

    • @janeaandgraye5758
      @janeaandgraye5758 4 года назад +110

      I honestly cant tell the difference between you two some times. Cause i dont go by height or smarts i go by pain in my ass which makes you equally idenical

    • @DarthRevan7235
      @DarthRevan7235 4 года назад +51

      Yo morty turned himself into a car! Funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @ellav8064
      @ellav8064 4 года назад +8

      What's funny is its seven words, so they could've just trolled us all and only put that clip there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @introvertedwifi4818
      @introvertedwifi4818 4 года назад +20

      Nevermind here's a taxi, it's fine

  • @bardawulf5827
    @bardawulf5827 8 лет назад +629

    "You're both pieces of shit....Yeah....I can prove it mathematically..."
    It's a perfect Zen meditation.

    • @CorporateG0th
      @CorporateG0th 7 лет назад +7

      Hang on let me get my whiteboard

  • @ioc6283
    @ioc6283 4 года назад +5373

    Basically just Rick saying he's smarter than everyone.

    • @garrettplaysgames4349
      @garrettplaysgames4349 4 года назад +114

      Not like he's wrong

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 4 года назад +113

      That's a very Jerry thing to say. He doesn't just say he's smarter but uses a whiteboard to provide legitimate mathematical models to represent his reasoning. Stop being so basic.

    • @normalgirls1
      @normalgirls1 4 года назад +30

      ​@@louie9373 I feel like I might get wooshed by replying to this. But somehow I wouldn't put that response pass the rick and morty fanbase.

    • @was4fun
      @was4fun 4 года назад +1

      rush275 Zero fr de fr h FCC fr

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 4 года назад +17

      @@normalgirls1 It's cool. You just don't know it's cool because you're on the Jerry side of the fan club where everyone is positive and nice to each other... like a daycare.

  • @dearonbursey1862
    @dearonbursey1862 5 лет назад +1801

    "I barely have a reason to care and I notice"
    - Rick Sanchez

    • @rafaelagustin375
      @rafaelagustin375 4 года назад

      300

    • @_mike9
      @_mike9 3 года назад

      even

    • @dickgrayson9483
      @dickgrayson9483 3 года назад

      Rick has/knows what’s the best

    • @teletalk4816
      @teletalk4816 Год назад

      can someone help me plz to solve this question....
      I need to find password..but the thing i have is this:-
      --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      No credentials will be provided as your only way to access Evilrc "Is to Hack your way in"
      HINT : Rick Sanchez says "MwGVUjohi7U "
      ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      help me to find out plz...what can be the password any guess?

    • @NitskaCeleste
      @NitskaCeleste 5 месяцев назад

      @@teletalk4816 idk

  • @jamieheinrichs3242
    @jamieheinrichs3242 7 лет назад +3963

    "So as they say in canada
    *PEACE OOT*"
    i love that cuz im canadian

  • @its3wan317
    @its3wan317 5 лет назад +1303

    ` Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe , oh wait they just blew up ‘
    *Baker street plays*
    My favourite moment

  • @ToastyFresh1
    @ToastyFresh1 5 лет назад +9040

    “I can’t even tell you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age I go by amount of pain in my ass”
    Damn I should say that to someone

    • @juliansaiz5714
      @juliansaiz5714 5 лет назад +95

      Captain Virtu your kids

    • @charlesgerber4942
      @charlesgerber4942 5 лет назад +66

      “You’re identical”

    • @ricardo950535
      @ricardo950535 5 лет назад +32

      You will when you have kids. Trust me

    • @elijahbill9148
      @elijahbill9148 5 лет назад +9

      I read that just as it happened on the video... this happens way too often

    • @brixusxviii6955
      @brixusxviii6955 5 лет назад +11

      Captain Virtu “Which makes you both identical.” 😂🤣

  • @mitchkettles5242
    @mitchkettles5242 5 лет назад +14680

    Fan theory: Slow Rick is a Rick who used the Devil's microscope

    • @AJ-CR
      @AJ-CR 5 лет назад +603

      smart i like that theory i think it could be true :)

    • @shubhamkandpal4775
      @shubhamkandpal4775 5 лет назад +468

      Doofus Rick*

    • @benjaminv02
      @benjaminv02 5 лет назад +651

      Nah because that would mean he was a smart rick before and a smart rick wouldnt have used it

    • @mitchkettles5242
      @mitchkettles5242 5 лет назад +256

      @@shubhamkandpal4775 Tall Morty*

    • @mitchkettles5242
      @mitchkettles5242 5 лет назад +485

      @@benjaminv02 Smart Ricks do dumb stuff all the time, like join the citadel, work in factories, vote for Evil Morty, pick meaningless fights with heads of state, get blackout drunk and shit themselves, etc.

  • @scruffybasterd2209
    @scruffybasterd2209 8 лет назад +660

    They have the best pilot episode of any series, started and finished reassuring me I have a show worth sticking around for.

    • @igorkorzun5988
      @igorkorzun5988 8 лет назад +82

      I have to disagree, the pilot didn't impress me that much, because it was improvised so much, it felt cringy, especially at the end.
      But the show really picks up pace starting the next episode

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 8 лет назад +53

      Scruffy Basterd
      The pilot gets more and more clever over time.
      On it's own, it's sort of a lame pilot, but with everything the characters have gone through, especially this past season finale, and how much people actually want the show to keep going on, watching this pilot is almost like reassurance than actual desperation.
      Kind of amazing.

    • @mrs.handyjay6542
      @mrs.handyjay6542 7 лет назад +3

      Aflay I totally agree with that, well said. And funny you posted seven months ago, because I'm just finding out how much I love Rick and Morty now...I'm so late to the party. I better get naked to catch up, lol.

    • @djhero0071
      @djhero0071 7 лет назад

      Without the other episodes,it's honestly pretty lame. If not for having watched clip compilations like these, I probably would never have even been interested in this series

  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO 5 лет назад +195

    3:07-4:17
    “I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come. But I needed those seeds real bad and I had to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back. So now we're gonna have to go get more. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll tear us apart, Morty. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you're gonna be a part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only [belch] friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s... things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin' around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.”

  • @DrakeVagabond
    @DrakeVagabond 7 лет назад +3125

    100 years. now its 97 years. the countdown continues

  • @boiledheadcrab1678
    @boiledheadcrab1678 7 лет назад +1890

    3:05
    "Heads up, rapists."
    "Ooooh, geez, oh man, uueeegghh"
    *Falls on floor convulsing*

    • @wailmutt
      @wailmutt 4 года назад +17

      *reapests

    • @Mrllama-ui5ke
      @Mrllama-ui5ke 4 года назад +14

      Purge em morty

    • @raccoon2276
      @raccoon2276 3 года назад +5

      me when I enter discord

    • @KaziKami
      @KaziKami 3 года назад

      We watched the fucking video

  • @joestarlineage5838
    @joestarlineage5838 3 года назад +353

    I think it’s hilarious how Morty has more of a reaction to Rick saying “Retarded” then Rick finding that pure objective evil exists

  • @loveshack8172
    @loveshack8172 7 лет назад +652

    My favorite Rick quote is when Rick and Morty get out of the microverse and Rick turns his car back on like no big deal. Then Morty's confused why the battery works and Rick says something like "Well Morty, Zeip knew that once I get out of the microverse, I'd either turn on my car or toss a broken battery."
    Greatest quote ever.

    • @jimlahey6958
      @jimlahey6958 6 лет назад +69

      Colin “zeip knew when I got out, I’d either have to toss a broken battery, or the battery wouldn’t be broken.”

    • @chem2430
      @chem2430 5 лет назад +43

      That was pure evil right there the way Rick did it

    • @shelbyseelbach9568
      @shelbyseelbach9568 5 лет назад +15

      You use my universe to power your car?
      Ya, but there's always AAA, you ***ing ****sucker.

    • @sontos539
      @sontos539 5 лет назад +29

      That episode is so underated. Imagine the earth we live in at this moment was Zeip world. Our sweat and tears are powering some ones car battery... How $ucked up would that be.

    • @shelbyseelbach9568
      @shelbyseelbach9568 5 лет назад +3

      @@sontos539 who under rates it?

  • @NicosMind
    @NicosMind 7 лет назад +1950

    “Youre both pieces of shit and i can prove it mathematically. Wait let me grab a whiteboard, this has been a long time coming anyway.”
    Love it :)

    • @pablowoods1848
      @pablowoods1848 5 лет назад +10

      I've see. That episode 20 times amd never noticed the floating cats.

    • @garrettnobles8956
      @garrettnobles8956 5 лет назад +37

      NicosMind what cracks me up is he was very certain that was what he wanted to do. Like in every timeline he would have pulled out that white board.

    • @rravitejamavr6650
      @rravitejamavr6650 5 лет назад +2

      @@pablowoods1848
      What? They even talk about that cats & that is my favourite part of the episode when Rick says they're probably Schrodinger's cats cracked me so much...

  • @dkflux4047
    @dkflux4047 5 лет назад +200

    "I don't go by height or age, I go by the amount of pain my ass, which makes you bother identical" 😂 he didn't have to cook them like that

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 3 года назад +6

      When a grandpa spits fire more than me:

  • @chrisanton2130
    @chrisanton2130 8 лет назад +2098

    How bout a Morty rant? "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everyone is gonna die. Come watch TV?"

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 6 лет назад +5

      Chris Anton Ball Fondlers?

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 6 лет назад +35

      Chris Anton He has a couple of good rants as the cop in the Tales of the Citadel episode and the "you should have used your left hand to eat more vegetables" comment to fat morty was savage AF

    • @AnnaKeller
      @AnnaKeller 5 лет назад +1

      that quote was also said by rick

    • @vbag42
      @vbag42 5 лет назад +18

      get your shit together summer

    • @maxe_mini
      @maxe_mini 5 лет назад +4

      That statement and the way Morty said it is just so weird, it seems... unnatural, bad I have no idea why

  • @Klarpimier
    @Klarpimier 8 лет назад +613

    "Hey Morty lemme uuuhhhh lemme UUUUHGGGG lemme ask you a question real quick'"

    • @ween69
      @ween69 8 лет назад +5

      you look like Hillary

    • @ph.d1803
      @ph.d1803 8 лет назад +1

      +ween69 jesus your right xD

    • @ween69
      @ween69 8 лет назад +2

      Joey Carella
      I guess it is huh lol

    • @garytaylor3880
      @garytaylor3880 7 лет назад +2

      Joey Carella wow I thought it was some old white guy with Parkinson's lol

    • @tisroc100
      @tisroc100 7 лет назад +31

      the quality of the dialogue is actually unreal

  • @TacoStand500
    @TacoStand500 5 лет назад +392

    0:48 so true... So very true. There is a critical moment with syrup absorption.

  • @DrWetness
    @DrWetness 8 лет назад +466

    "let me get whiteboard" haha gets me everytime

    • @harrisonv.5906
      @harrisonv.5906 7 лет назад

      Ch0plet 69th like

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 6 лет назад +2

      "Let me grab my whiteboard." Guess it didnt get you enough lol

  • @Tlactl
    @Tlactl 8 лет назад +3365

    0:00 oh my god.. is Rick actually drinking something other than alcohol?

    • @samurai1833
      @samurai1833 8 лет назад +198

      Screwdriver

    • @Gun_Metal_Grey
      @Gun_Metal_Grey 8 лет назад +33

      Umm...lemonade or orange juice?

    • @Disconnectmyself
      @Disconnectmyself 8 лет назад +380

      Vodka with Orange Juice.

    • @lemon-penguin2330
      @lemon-penguin2330 7 лет назад +38

      Disconnectyourself er... isn't Morty drinking that too? Unless Morty took his juice first, then someone put vodka in it for rick

    • @Smokydoggg
      @Smokydoggg 7 лет назад +7

      The stuff in his flask isn't alcohol

  • @charisse091
    @charisse091 5 лет назад +2163

    “Hey morty, let me- *burps*
    Let me- *burps*
    Let me- *burps*
    Let me ask you a quick question.”
    -Rick sanchez , 2016

    • @ekkehard8
      @ekkehard8 4 года назад +18

      You added an extra "let me" and burp
      Edit: timestamp:1:06

    • @dina26_love
      @dina26_love 4 года назад +9

      You all should be proud instead of making fun of me.

    • @thenazigermancountryballco4582
      @thenazigermancountryballco4582 4 года назад

      @@dina26_love
      Ah, guten tag, Rick.

    • @HllKtty-or8kd
      @HllKtty-or8kd 3 года назад

      @@dina26_love hiiiii :)

    • @KaziKami
      @KaziKami 3 года назад +1

      We watched the video

  • @hyusama7469
    @hyusama7469 8 лет назад +520

    "W-w-what you want me to show you my math?! I'm sorry... Are you the scientist... Or are you the kid that wanted to get laid?"

  • @stinkypeanky96
    @stinkypeanky96 8 лет назад +27596

    I hope this show runs as long as family guy

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 8 лет назад +1940

      yeah, but doesn't get lamerevery season...If it does, i really hope it kills itself in some way to prevent that from happening.

    • @BlxckBaron
      @BlxckBaron 7 лет назад +808

      it would be good to end around the 5th season

    • @briandeabler9704
      @briandeabler9704 7 лет назад +1175

      it should go the futurama route and just have an ending prepared

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 лет назад +646

      Gabriel Torres It has no reason to end becuase of the multiple universes.

    • @EST20012
      @EST20012 7 лет назад +51

      Vegetarian Soylent-Green Yass

  • @masongallagher6634
    @masongallagher6634 4 года назад +222

    You know when he says “I hate to break it to you...” you know it’s going to be good.

  • @thatrandomfreak194
    @thatrandomfreak194 8 лет назад +1637

    TURN INTO A CAR MORTY

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse 7 лет назад +58

      That Random Freak nevermind here's a taxi

    • @richardpatterson4312
      @richardpatterson4312 5 лет назад

      That show didn't seem so insane back in the 80's

    • @MsDanioDanio
      @MsDanioDanio 5 лет назад +4

      “Nevermind, here’s a taxi. Get in.”

    • @-cams.
      @-cams. 5 лет назад +4

      Morty isn't a fucking cat, he can't turn into a car.

    • @jeepercreepers9
      @jeepercreepers9 5 лет назад

      What car would he turn into? I bet it would be a bloody ute.

  • @TheDragonLake
    @TheDragonLake 8 лет назад +2847

    Rick is THE anti-hero of this gosh dern century...

  • @pariszohnson
    @pariszohnson 4 года назад +105

    watching rick's voice transition from 'mowty' to 'morty' has been a blessing

  • @kat_eternity2.0
    @kat_eternity2.0 7 лет назад +648

    "I cant tell you two apart because i dont go by identification, I go by the amount of pain in the ass which makes you two identical!"

    • @XxDeathxX509
      @XxDeathxX509 6 лет назад +16

      KatEternity 2 you said it wrong

    • @cringerandomname9957
      @cringerandomname9957 5 лет назад

      0

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear 5 лет назад +1

      Although Rick SAYS this, you can see that, in both realities, he’s talking to the same kid and alternates at the same time, rather than just talking left or right.

    • @user-dk4gm3xm6h
      @user-dk4gm3xm6h 4 года назад

      🤔

  • @nom9505
    @nom9505 8 лет назад +1804

    I absolutely love Rick😂 and am I the only one that loves it when the characters mouth do that droopy thing?😂

    • @TalkAboutaTrapstar
      @TalkAboutaTrapstar 7 лет назад +104

      +vacaneri2122 don't be a creep dude..

    • @Ali-fl5mb
      @Ali-fl5mb 7 лет назад +71

      That face is my favourite. It's hilarious when Rick does it when Morty is ranting at him for Cronenberging the world

    • @nom9505
      @nom9505 7 лет назад +4

      Fairly Miffed Flanders mine too!!! Idk when they do it it's cute.

    • @vacaneri2122
      @vacaneri2122 7 лет назад +1

      snap chat?

    • @SynZ777
      @SynZ777 7 лет назад +34

      It reminds me of Ren and Stimpy, they used to use that sort of face on there too. Also stop being thirsty guys, it's like you've never seen a woman before.

  • @michaelporter7629
    @michaelporter7629 4 года назад +56

    “Don’t just stand there, Morty. Purge ‘em.”
    “Me?”
    “No, me. Should I rub my liver hole on them? Pick up a stick or something and kill them!”
    “Um... we come in peace.”
    “Oh my God. *throws thing* There’s more were that came from. You wanna get purged, you bring it! Drop *burps* drop your shit! Drop it all! Morty, go get their shit. Hurry up. I only had one of those things I threw. I’m holding a box of TicTacs right now.”

    • @strawberry.fraise
      @strawberry.fraise 4 года назад

      Michael Porter Honesty, that part really killed me. That was so smart and funny !!

  • @j.p.alcalde5072
    @j.p.alcalde5072 7 лет назад +821

    “So, in conclusion, you’re both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi. And I honestly can’t even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.”

    • @blank7940
      @blank7940 5 лет назад +36

      > I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you identical
      damn rick is on fire

    • @extremelyevilrick2126
      @extremelyevilrick2126 5 лет назад +1

      asseater69 yeah cuze I light him on fire once and I loved it!!!

    • @frocco7125
      @frocco7125 4 года назад +2

      I need that as a copypasta.

    • @jadonstrickland316
      @jadonstrickland316 4 года назад +1

      @@blank7940
      J

    • @EmbraceDiscomfort
      @EmbraceDiscomfort 4 года назад +3

      Best quote ever. I literally laughed out loud when he said "Wait, let me get my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming"---Knowing he was literally about to break down how much of a piece of shit they both are hahaha

  • @artes.impias
    @artes.impias 8 лет назад +2429

    Goddamit I want season 3! Gonna have to rewatch the squanching old episodes for the squanchthousandth time!

    • @illpat6361
      @illpat6361 8 лет назад +167

      jeez, that's gross

    • @QuarkGamingLLC
      @QuarkGamingLLC 7 лет назад +17

      AncientAndroidFromAnotherDimension it really squanches my squanch, but I squanched it over and it's not a big squanching deal, so don't squanch your squanch my friend.

    • @samuelbekele3601
      @samuelbekele3601 7 лет назад +73

      I squanch my family.

    • @sdagoth3037
      @sdagoth3037 7 лет назад +30

      The rant at the end of Season 3 episode 1 was epic!

    • @neonflash1364
      @neonflash1364 7 лет назад +3

      AncientAndroid古安卓 We have it now...
      you probable already know that, lol.

  • @EpicGamer-vc3eg
    @EpicGamer-vc3eg 4 года назад +532

    Is it just me or is the colour in the first season much more saturated

    • @kaylag5043
      @kaylag5043 4 года назад +15

      I think it is

    • @saucyboi8721
      @saucyboi8721 4 года назад +51

      Rick also isn't completely grey in the first one.

    • @batsy2488
      @batsy2488 4 года назад +2

      Just you

    • @bruhfruit4715
      @bruhfruit4715 4 года назад +12

      Beth was reeeeeeeeeaaaaaallly pale in the first season

    • @raccoon2276
      @raccoon2276 3 года назад

      It's because of an editing fault even if there was a colour difference between seasons it wouldn't be that baf

  • @nikodom8203
    @nikodom8203 7 лет назад +111

    "So as they say in Canada, PEACE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"
    Fucking dead.

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber 7 лет назад +565

    Funny how he uses bird-brained as an insult, yet his best friend is a bird.

    • @vivekthomas8
      @vivekthomas8 7 лет назад +18

      *was not "is".

    • @spitwmb3319
      @spitwmb3319 6 лет назад +2

      Do u mean bird-person

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 6 лет назад

      Bacxaber 🤔

    • @mr.brightsai6772
      @mr.brightsai6772 6 лет назад +3

      Also I don't remember him ever outright claiming he was his best friend not that it matters I somehow doubt Rick is actually capable of true friendship Morty is the closest person to him and he outright admits he finds valuing his life toxic

    • @dkjn144
      @dkjn144 6 лет назад +3

      @@mr.brightsai6772 I actually just watched that episode he says it twice during his speech at the wedding

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 5 лет назад +36

    "Its the hardest working liver in the galaxy!"
    one of the best lines of this show

  • @Cowboymanfromdownunder
    @Cowboymanfromdownunder 8 лет назад +287

    I fucking love this show

    • @Cowboymanfromdownunder
      @Cowboymanfromdownunder 3 года назад

      Hey Leo from 4 years ago!! What a surprise!! Didn't know I'd find you here! Honestly didn't remember making this comment on this video haha anyway.. We're still watching it! We're waiting for season 5! ...as they say in Canada...PEACE OOOOOOT!!

    • @Truantt
      @Truantt 3 года назад

      @@Cowboymanfromdownunder I think season five comes out around June 20th? Also I can’t believe you’re still alive after 4 years lol. How’s quarantine going for ya?

  • @JonTheBlueWaffle
    @JonTheBlueWaffle 8 лет назад +1941

    They keep hyping the next season. I'm so excited!

    • @smatchimo55
      @smatchimo55 8 лет назад +51

      the hype is getting real. ive noticed it really ramp up the past month or two.
      also, imo this video could be called 7 funniest rick and morty moments and i wouldnt argue it lol.

    • @braxarchy1017
      @braxarchy1017 8 лет назад

      Smatchimo

    • @grunt5074
      @grunt5074 7 лет назад +11

      It's out... in case nobody else told you

    • @itsgone4203
      @itsgone4203 7 лет назад +8

      William Grant only episode 1

    • @alexlee2581
      @alexlee2581 7 лет назад +9

      William Grant he made that comment 7 months ago asshat

  • @GaB-do9yc
    @GaB-do9yc 5 лет назад +18

    “I’m not disparaging the differently abled” A nice way to word it honestly

  • @natedawg3765
    @natedawg3765 7 лет назад +481

    "I don't think it's about logic, Rick, I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing" LMAO so true

    • @samir6047
      @samir6047 4 года назад +37

      That's retarded

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 4 года назад +7

      @@clangboomsteam how old are you dude?

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 4 года назад +11

      @@clangboomsteam the fact that there's only one like on each one of your comments means you're liking your own comments. You don't have to do that really. Just telling you for future encounters

    • @imperialwolf7872
      @imperialwolf7872 3 года назад +9

      Exhibit A: The Democrats

    • @imperialwolf7872
      @imperialwolf7872 3 года назад +6

      @@clangboomsteam except I’m not crying, I was sad and disappointed, sure. But then I remembered it wasn’t the end of the fucking world and went to work in the morning. Weird that isn’t it, how you don’t have to riot and loot to express your opinion

  • @TempoName
    @TempoName 8 лет назад +748

    So as they say in Canada, peace oot!

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 6 лет назад +5

      Tempo what are you talking aboot hoser. . That comment is racist. Take off eh! 😉

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 6 лет назад +3

      That's racist eh, we don't actually talk like that eh, ..also we don't say eh all the time eh , ...racist hosers. 😉

    • @gboy3534
      @gboy3534 5 лет назад +1

      Sorry eh

    • @mrlahey5995
      @mrlahey5995 5 лет назад

      @@johngallagher72stand down deputy

    • @AColonDashSix
      @AColonDashSix 5 лет назад +1

      Hey relax guy

  • @ShaquilleOatmeal512
    @ShaquilleOatmeal512 4 года назад +45

    i loved when rick said "IM THE RICK!" and there was music playing

  • @fafaescalante2057
    @fafaescalante2057 7 лет назад +373

    "Quick Morty you have to turn yourself into a car!"
    *Morty tries to turn himself into a car*
    "Never mind here's a taxi, get it in is fine"
    😂😂😂 best Rick's moment ever

    • @xxbggam3rxx421
      @xxbggam3rxx421 4 года назад +4

      Yes, i too watched the video

    • @chiaramongelluzzo9496
      @chiaramongelluzzo9496 3 года назад +1

      that's my favourite part EVER XDDDD

    • @kartikvashist2522
      @kartikvashist2522 3 года назад

      He would've pooped straight away.

    • @kalezuki9231
      @kalezuki9231 3 года назад

      I hate Rick so much usually but that was hilarious.

    • @dweibox0073
      @dweibox0073 2 года назад +1

      When you realize Rick transformed Morty into a Transformer without his explicit consent

  • @DivineBanana
    @DivineBanana 8 лет назад +112

    Rick: Boy, Morty, I really cronenberged the world up, didn't I? We got a whole planet of cronenbergs walking around down there, morty... A-at least they're not in love with you anymore, though. That's a huge step in the right direction.
    Morty: Oh, my god! It's a living nightmare! How could you be so irresponsible, Rick?
    Rick: Me irresponsible?! You all I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted to be wanted me to buckle down and make you up a... roofie-juice serum so you could roofie that poor girl at your school. I mean, g w-w-w-w-w w are you kidding me, Morty? You're gonna try to take the high road on this one? Y-y-y-y-you're a little creep, Morty. Y-you're a you're you're you're just a little creepy... creep person.

    • @DAVE42995
      @DAVE42995 5 лет назад +7

      But if morty would of handed rick the screwdriver they would of been the reality where they both die.

  • @gasjebasje99
    @gasjebasje99 2 года назад +17

    I remember mentioning the "Love is a chemical reaction that makes you breed" speech to my older sister, and she replied:
    "I know! Cool, right?"
    My sister was honestly pretty smart when she said that. Hit the nail right on the head.

  • @harrisonv.5906
    @harrisonv.5906 7 лет назад +153

    “I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty - that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”

  • @genericusername9551
    @genericusername9551 7 лет назад +381

    So well written and witty.
    One of the best series I've seen.
    A mix of Simpsons, futurama, back to the future with a touch of South Park crudeness. I love it.

    • @lexilux22
      @lexilux22 4 года назад

      The SIX Same! I can’t get enough of this show. ❤️

    • @voxman3464
      @voxman3464 4 года назад +2

      Yeah tell that to when they made a character called me poopybutthole

    • @aestheticbitch7908
      @aestheticbitch7908 4 года назад

      Hexic it's just like how it works

    • @8i68rother6
      @8i68rother6 4 года назад

      @@voxman3464 its part of a commentary furreal

    • @greenderp
      @greenderp 2 года назад

      if you have to explain all your jokes then its not funny tho

  • @yeh6503
    @yeh6503 3 года назад +25

    "what people call love, is just a chemical reaction that just compels animals to breed. It hits hard, and then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle morty."
    Imagine if he's talking about Diane Sanchez
    "It hits hard, then it leaves you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it,"
    .
    .
    .
    That hurts after watching the season 5 finale.

    • @francisrangel906
      @francisrangel906 2 года назад +3

      Seeing how affected Rick C-137 was because of Diane and Beth's death, and how he searched the entire multiverse trying to avenge them, I think he said the "failed marriage" thing just to pretend he was in fact the Rick (Rick prime) from that universe where he settled in; the same universe where Rick prime abandoned Beth and Diane, something a failed marriage would cause. So maybe he just said that to pretend he was in fact the Rick that abandoned his family. Just a guess

  • @LaytonMathieson
    @LaytonMathieson 7 лет назад +115

    "So in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly-sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi."
    I'm still working on how to incorporate that into a sentence in real life. I want to wait for a point in time where my friends argue over who is my best friend.

    • @margeywyrick3874
      @margeywyrick3874 4 года назад +2

      Layton Mathieson wouldn’t you have to have 2 friends first Heheheh jk jk jk jk I am sure you got friends lol

    • @BioSentient
      @BioSentient 4 года назад +6

      Based on this comment, I don't think anyone would ever be clamoring to be your best friend.

    • @wanderlingsapling1434
      @wanderlingsapling1434 4 года назад +1

      well... that’s not very nice.

    • @LaytonMathieson
      @LaytonMathieson 4 года назад +1

      @Gaius Wyrden People need to divide between being sarcastic and being serious. Learn to take a joke.

    • @LaytonMathieson
      @LaytonMathieson 4 года назад +1

      @Gaius Wyrden How do I know? Maybe because I'm the one who made the comment in the first place?

  • @oraiseno
    @oraiseno 8 лет назад +370

    pls bring season 3 soon i need more content to get more shwifty D:

  • @NovaMations388
    @NovaMations388 4 года назад +137

    Rick: Makes the best speech I've ever heard.
    Morty: *Ohhh man euuuggghhh oohoh oh eeuuughhhh uhh oh oh eugg*

    • @brandthemanlee
      @brandthemanlee 4 года назад

      Wht was he dying from tho😂😂

    • @Unresolvedissues101
      @Unresolvedissues101 3 года назад

      @@brandthemanlee loss of significant brain function for 72 hours

  • @Jarake
    @Jarake 7 лет назад +143

    Break the cycle FOCUS ON SCIENCE!!!

  • @omairbhore
    @omairbhore 8 лет назад +263

    Ah I miss Rick & Morty.... Come on Season 3 lets go!

    • @hexadecimal5236
      @hexadecimal5236 8 лет назад +62

      Rick and Morty forever and a hundred times!!!

    • @EpicWingmanXIII
      @EpicWingmanXIII 8 лет назад +7

      For a hundred years dot com

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 7 лет назад +2

      The real question is: can Morty really turn into a car?

    • @jamx_1276
      @jamx_1276 7 лет назад +11

      Kiley Faun CAN THE POPE'S DICK FIT THROUGH A DONUT?!

    • @amazing0178
      @amazing0178 7 лет назад +4

      he does after the credits in that episode

  • @bl0bbers131
    @bl0bbers131 4 года назад +71

    1:46 my grandpa was watching this bit and he thought his TV was broken.

    • @dina26_love
      @dina26_love 4 года назад +8

      MLG BLOBFISH I feel bad for laughing...

  • @omistertj
    @omistertj 8 лет назад +2274

    Wuuba luuba dub dub

  • @inuyasha989
    @inuyasha989 8 лет назад +114

    i cant be the only one here waiting for morty to scream "this is unexceptable!!!" XD

    • @flowerbloom6047
      @flowerbloom6047 7 лет назад +7

      nightshadow I'm waiting for that too... heheh
      "THIS BULLSHIT IS, IS.... UNACCEPTABLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

    • @misanthropicisolation4013
      @misanthropicisolation4013 6 лет назад

      It's spelled unacceptable, dipshit

  • @David-ip3ij
    @David-ip3ij 4 года назад +28

    I love it when Rick stares down on Morty cross eyed xD

  • @neon_veins
    @neon_veins 8 лет назад +479

    *#RickandMortyForeverandForever100Years*

    • @embvrry
      @embvrry 7 лет назад +20

      Rick and Morty, runnin' around, Rick and Morty time, all the time forever, adventures.com, all hundred years, every minute rick and morty time, w w w dot hundred years, over and over Rick and Morty adventures, forever and some things, runnin' around, hundred days forever a hundred times

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 7 лет назад +12

      It's time like those that remind you that Rick, for all his vast intelligence, is a batshit raving lunatic with an alcohol problem.

    • @horationelson1840
      @horationelson1840 7 лет назад

      N1GHTPAUL Yeah!

    • @kevinstorey6287
      @kevinstorey6287 6 лет назад +4

      #sixseasonsandamovie

    • @Hello-eo7zk
      @Hello-eo7zk 6 лет назад

      N1GHTPAUL LoL 😂

  • @leahteather6460
    @leahteather6460 7 лет назад +12

    I absolutely love Rick. His cynical, realistic and nihilistic attitude is perfect and I relate to him so much.

  • @fren2748
    @fren2748 3 года назад +14

    Rick: "it's the hardest working liver in the galaxy, morty!"

  • @YodaSmokes
    @YodaSmokes 6 лет назад +27

    “The differently abled” gets me every time 😂😂

  • @dadaboo9188
    @dadaboo9188 4 года назад +35

    When nothing matters to you, you own the universe
    -rick Sanchez

  • @user7421
    @user7421 4 года назад +84

    I pray for Rick and Morty to run longer than SNL

  • @Sheepy007
    @Sheepy007 7 лет назад +111

    "As they say in Canada: Peace ooot! "

    • @calibemunchin
      @calibemunchin 4 года назад +1

      I born there and now I think I should kill myself because I'm Canadian and im 11

    • @sashimi879
      @sashimi879 4 года назад

      @@calibemunchin you should

    • @ShimmeringBlossxm
      @ShimmeringBlossxm 3 года назад

      @@sashimi879 damn man, that's tough

  • @hyusama7469
    @hyusama7469 8 лет назад +60

    "There's no such thing as god Summer... Better rip that bandage off - you'll thank me later"

    • @samuels.6733
      @samuels.6733 5 лет назад +2

      Not worth it,id rather live a life believing he exist and follow Him than to risk going to Hell forever,He gave us eternal life

    • @superalvin7208
      @superalvin7208 5 лет назад +2

      SamuelS. That’s what they want you to do

    • @XXLRebel
      @XXLRebel 5 лет назад +2

      @@samuels.6733 You're not following him, you're following the cultist group named christianity. It's just the accepted religion. Follow almost any other religion and you're classified kookoo. So what makes christianity any different?

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 5 лет назад +1

      iTHCyou It’s not like the others

  • @erickknight1239
    @erickknight1239 3 года назад +12

    I never noticed this before but at around 2:05 Rick on the bottom looks up to see what the upper Rick is doing. Further proving that Rick knows that this is a show and he is using that knowledge to save themselves

  • @guyzan
    @guyzan 8 лет назад +64

    I love proving something mathematicly

    • @UpByYou
      @UpByYou 8 лет назад +38

      This has been a long time coming anyway

  • @dxtkhajiit3421
    @dxtkhajiit3421 7 лет назад +19

    If I had a dollar for every time I've heard Rick say "Morty". I would be a fucking hundred-thousandare

  • @DownUnderPunk
    @DownUnderPunk 4 года назад +34

    I actually use the insult “dipass” all the time.

  • @jacksragingbowelduct9342
    @jacksragingbowelduct9342 7 лет назад +83

    3:10 "heads up, rapists"

    • @SebastianB18
      @SebastianB18 5 лет назад +3

      3:05 *

    • @humann3265
      @humann3265 5 лет назад +2

      "what do you want me to do morty?! Rub my liver hole on them?"

    • @olexrash4574
      @olexrash4574 5 лет назад +1

      @@SebastianB18
      3:06 *

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 8 месяцев назад

      Now I want to see Rick and morty out of context

  • @thechickenisnotamused8663
    @thechickenisnotamused8663 4 года назад +33

    "You wanted to be safe from the government so you created a stupid government."

  • @HinduSpartan
    @HinduSpartan 4 года назад +10

    Parents to their kids:
    “What the hell do you two have to be so uncertain about? What brand of zit cream? Which chair to sit in while I do everything?” 😂

  • @NaikoArt
    @NaikoArt 8 лет назад +23

    And that's why I always say, "shum-shum-schlippety-dop!"

    • @embvrry
      @embvrry 7 лет назад +5

      grassssssssss tastes bad

  • @stevanustrionanda6397
    @stevanustrionanda6397 3 года назад +16

    It's kinda sad knowing that Rick didn't actually fail on marriage and trying to steer Morty away from marriage so he didn't feel the pain of losing his loved ones.

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 года назад +56

    yo ranting to me mom like Rick rn haha :) focus on science

    • @dilobs
      @dilobs 3 года назад

      Richard.

  • @oddfreaks6452
    @oddfreaks6452 5 лет назад +25

    “As they say in Canada: ‘Peace Ooot!’”

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT Год назад +7

    Turn into a car, Morty 🚗
    Nevermind here's a taxi 🚕

  • @kunmasaruakoi3955
    @kunmasaruakoi3955 3 года назад +6

    2:24 :exist
    Debaby : I took that personally

  • @TwistedVisionNWM
    @TwistedVisionNWM 5 лет назад +15

    Rick says Morty in every sentence when he’s talking to him

  • @4ra4ra4ra
    @4ra4ra4ra 3 года назад +8

    0:24 one of the few times that Rick cares about Morty

  • @Helladamnleet
    @Helladamnleet 3 года назад +11

    The last rant really drives home how much the show actually has changed.

  • @JuanMartinez-xi4uw
    @JuanMartinez-xi4uw 7 лет назад +12

    "In reality you're as dumb as they come" 😂😂😂

  • @hiddentruth1982
    @hiddentruth1982 5 лет назад +47

    I just noticed at 3:42 if you look on the top shelf there is a jar of eyes. the jar from gravity falls.

  • @CoolGuy-te1pt
    @CoolGuy-te1pt 5 лет назад +35

    “Heads up, rapists”
    -Rick 20xx

  • @balfourwheatley6644
    @balfourwheatley6644 5 лет назад +7

    "The answer is yes, you just have to be a genius" 😂💪

  • @fearelementalgaming3461
    @fearelementalgaming3461 5 лет назад +10

    Would be nice to have some of that Mulan Mcnugget sauce. That's what this is all about. 9 more seasons or 100 more years, I'll get that Mcnugget sauce!

  • @stormshred
    @stormshred 5 лет назад +4

    The leveled bench one in the episode where they deleted memories was my favorite rant

  • @lesliesavoy7063
    @lesliesavoy7063 8 лет назад +336

    adult swim

  • @pauldavidson8800
    @pauldavidson8800 4 года назад +9

    Get my whiteboard this has been a long time coming. 😂😂😂

  • @Hyraethian
    @Hyraethian 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love how the scary terry bit has the potential to lead into an add, well played.

  • @infinitymixtapes9562
    @infinitymixtapes9562 6 лет назад +10

    1:25 surprised SWJs haven't jumped all over this

    • @BentleyS6336
      @BentleyS6336 3 года назад +3

      Because it's explained well by Morty, then proven by Rick. Morty explains, it's not logic, it's feelings. And Rick proves him right by using it as it's commonly used, to say something is stupid. The show literally showed you the answer so people wouldn't have to and you still missed it

    • @infinitymixtapes9562
      @infinitymixtapes9562 3 года назад

      @@BentleyS6336 you're assuming people that would even get offended by that word would listen to logic to begin with

  • @iancu9602
    @iancu9602 2 года назад +3

    "You wont to be safe for the goverment so you become a fucking goverment" one of the best line

  • @riripari2042
    @riripari2042 5 лет назад +3

    The fact that Morty and Summer just sat through Rick's rant and whiteboard demonstration of how he thinks they are both turds cracks me up.

  • @dedrik1461
    @dedrik1461 5 лет назад +9

    My favourite Rick moment was when he was explaining how he was basically a god to the president in the white house

  • @JoseChavez-ct1db
    @JoseChavez-ct1db 7 лет назад +23

    "It's a bummer. in reality, you're as dumb as they come..." LMAO

  • @Drewgun01
    @Drewgun01 2 года назад +1

    I loved that when he was with the council of ricks he said peace oot at the end.

  • @bwwun9200
    @bwwun9200 3 года назад +3

    0:25 Rick’s basically telling Morty to not simp lol