What We Do With Dead Bodies

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @SidneyIam
    @SidneyIam 9 лет назад +405

    I think biodegradable urns are a great idea. Turning into a tree after life and having forests instead of cemeteries sounds awesome.

    • @ashleycasey2093
      @ashleycasey2093 9 лет назад +7

      +SidneyIam It sounds so much more reasonable.

    • @jacob1851
      @jacob1851 8 лет назад +20

      +SidneyRose omg I love that idea. We can call them grave forests or something. It would be spiritual AF walking through, especially with some weeping willows for decoration.

    • @neilbryllemalunes3837
      @neilbryllemalunes3837 7 лет назад +2

      Yes, and then it'll turn into a haunted forest yay!

    • @yuvalenriquebenamuizquierd6867
      @yuvalenriquebenamuizquierd6867 7 лет назад

      Cuzeg Spiked 8

    • @robbiirvine1038
      @robbiirvine1038 7 лет назад +8

      We kinda have that in Canada. Basically, turning the corpse into fertilizer for a sapling. Though, no designated spot, they're still just planted into a cemetery. IIRC it costs about the same as cremation. It hurts my soul that more people don't choose it.

  • @mikkicarr5717
    @mikkicarr5717 10 лет назад +157

    I love how cheerfully you just talked about death.

  • @naomibousson
    @naomibousson 8 лет назад +167

    I like the idea of two Italian designers who came up with the concept of burial pods to create cemetery forests; a dead body gets put into a decomposable pod and buried in a relatively shallow grave and a tree is planted on top of the spot. The tree grows and serves as a living, ecological tombstone all while it is using the dead body as its source for nutrition. However, these burial pods and the 'sacred forests' where they are supposed to be buried are sadly not legal (yet).

    • @sunarctus
      @sunarctus 8 лет назад +7

      Naomi Bousson there was something vaguely like that I heard about I think called a bios urn or pot which has your ashes put into it and you can chose a type of tree to grow from it

    • @Ginupseed
      @Ginupseed 8 лет назад +1

      Naomi Bousson I think I'd like that better than the mushroom idea or cremation

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 7 лет назад +1

      I think I would really like to have that done to me when I'm gone actually :D ! A bio urn you think it's called? I'm genuinely interested in learning more about that.

    • @swordfish1929
      @swordfish1929 7 лет назад

      That's what I want to happen to me when I die

    • @King_of_Africa
      @King_of_Africa 7 лет назад +1

      Naomi Bousson Its really nice but we don't want someone with some kind of crazy contagious disease to simply become a tree or anything biodegradable.

  • @CowTipper898
    @CowTipper898 8 лет назад +882

    Person 1: "Hey nice ring"
    Person 2: "Thanks, it's my mom"
    Person 1: "your mom gave it to you?"
    Person 2: "No, it IS my mom."

    • @Snaperkid
      @Snaperkid 8 лет назад +10

      +CowTipper989 Awkward.

    • @Sirkittyums
      @Sirkittyums 8 лет назад +95

      +CowTipper989
      Person 1: "Will you marry me?"
      Person 2: "Oh yes of course I will"
      *Hugs*
      Person 1: "I'm so glad my mum was here to see this"
      Person 2: "I thought your mother passed away"
      Person 1: "............."

    • @Ndasuunye
      @Ndasuunye 8 лет назад +26

      +CowTipper989 if your dad dies before you get married, make sure the fiance uses HIM as an engagement ring. She can't say no to that.

    • @puppylovergirl303
      @puppylovergirl303 8 лет назад +27

      That's what I have except it's half my dad/a diamond necklace. I showed the necklace to my high school band director then told him what it was to freak him out a few years ago.

    • @Snaperkid
      @Snaperkid 8 лет назад +1

      OnceUponAPiano Nice.

  • @disigia
    @disigia 8 лет назад +60

    But....but I wanted my skeleton to be hooked up with machinery in a loot cave so that when a treasure hunter walks in, my dead skeleton will animate and attack them.

  • @mrburgermaster
    @mrburgermaster 8 лет назад +198

    Turned into a diamond sounds interesting.

    • @MrAntieMatter
      @MrAntieMatter 8 лет назад +30

      It sounds pretty cool, but something that scares me about it is that someone could steal it without knowing what it once was.

    • @lukejordy
      @lukejordy 8 лет назад +2

      +MrAntieMatter Or just, you know, people would want to actually steal it.

    • @MrAntieMatter
      @MrAntieMatter 8 лет назад +1

      Um, reread my comment please.

    • @xxwhynot69xx67
      @xxwhynot69xx67 8 лет назад +29

      +MrAntieMatter well if its a wife that got turned into a diamond and the robber was male, would that make the robber Mr. Steal your girl?

    • @lukejordy
      @lukejordy 8 лет назад

      MrAntieMatter Oh, sorry, I misread it. lol

  • @ShadeSlayer1911
    @ShadeSlayer1911 10 лет назад +91

    I just want to be plainly buried next to a tree or in a forest full of other trees. No casket or chemicals necessary.

    • @ryanresa
      @ryanresa 9 лет назад +2

      If you want to benefit a tree directly, you need to be freeze-dried, shattered, and then have those remains buried by the tree.

    • @treefrogjohnson7514
      @treefrogjohnson7514 9 лет назад +2

      ***** *due

    • @hafsamohamud1979
      @hafsamohamud1979 9 лет назад

      I agree

    • @johnegbert4786
      @johnegbert4786 9 лет назад +9

      Yup, being walking on the forest next to your house and find decomposing hand sticking out. That will sure entertain the children.

    • @jooleebilly
      @jooleebilly 6 лет назад +6

      This is totally legal in most US states. There's no danger in putting dead bodies straight into the ground. Embalming is also totally not required. It's a myth propagated by the funeral industry, and one of those things that just "feels true." You do need to be buried in an approved area, like a certain part of Joshua Tree National Forest in California or Prairie Creek Conservation Cemetery in Florida. Texas is one of the few states where it's legal and not all that difficult to bury a dead body ON YOUR OWN PROPERTY. Check out the Ask a Mortician channel. Sorry I'm 3 years late to the party ...

  • @Chocl8215
    @Chocl8215 10 лет назад +28

    I'm surprised they didn't mention the Tree option. You can have your ashes put into a biodegradable urn with a tree seed and planted, hopefully offsetting some of the damage your burning caused to the atmosphere with your new tree form or third life if you've read the ender's game trilogy.

    • @Poetabrasileiro
      @Poetabrasileiro 10 лет назад

      Third life? Whats the first and second ones?

    • @WhentheworldendsWWYD
      @WhentheworldendsWWYD 10 лет назад +6

      You'd be giving back more to the earth if you were just buried whole.

  • @gampolo2o
    @gampolo2o 9 лет назад +496

    I want to be cremated, have the carbon from my ashes be turned into steel, forged into a katakana quenched in my drained body fluids, then have the sword be given to my next of kin with a note signed in my own blood that simply reads: avenge me.

    • @tacchinotacchi
      @tacchinotacchi 9 лет назад +54

      gampolo2o Maybe you meant "katana"
      Katakana is a Japanese writing system

    • @gampolo2o
      @gampolo2o 9 лет назад +54

      Damn you android autocorrect

    • @thorifyer
      @thorifyer 8 лет назад +32

      +Dee Johnson The next of kin then needs to kill nature.

    • @lisbetharroyo1729
      @lisbetharroyo1729 8 лет назад +12

      😂😂 no words, I would be your friend

    • @lazereagle9522
      @lazereagle9522 7 лет назад +31

      Don't forget to have some of the carbon turned into a diamond and embedded into the hilt

  • @Hayden-vf1ss
    @Hayden-vf1ss 10 лет назад +94

    I would like my body to be crushed into a diamond and then placed at the end of an extremely dangerous Indiana Jones-style tomb somewhere in the Amazon rain forest.

    • @IntarwebUser
      @IntarwebUser 7 лет назад +2

      So THAT'S where cursed diamonds come from!

  • @pilletmatthieu5510
    @pilletmatthieu5510 8 лет назад +307

    i look at pencils differently now

    • @bugs181
      @bugs181 8 лет назад +6

      +Pillet Matthieu Yeah.. I used to chew on them all the time. Does jet fuel come as tooth paste these days?

    • @pilletmatthieu5510
      @pilletmatthieu5510 8 лет назад +3

      +bugs181 yeah my tooth paste is made from jet fuel

    • @craigmurrin1305
      @craigmurrin1305 8 лет назад +1

      same

    • @sirtigalotwolfe2962
      @sirtigalotwolfe2962 8 лет назад +4

      me too, LOL!!!

    • @janjohnson3363
      @janjohnson3363 8 лет назад +18

      Ya ! you'll stop putting it in your mouth!

  • @nerdbot4446
    @nerdbot4446 8 лет назад +587

    I want to die like I lived. Stuffed with oreos and burried under a rock

    • @HateTaxesWASt
      @HateTaxesWASt 8 лет назад +12

      mmmmm.... oreos...

    • @adventureguy5088
      @adventureguy5088 8 лет назад +6

      Well said. Too bad Trump is banning Oreos. Then again. Clinton's probably going to murder every single American and lie about it. Actually that might be a good thing.

    • @MRWDL800
      @MRWDL800 8 лет назад +19

      Hey look a science video about burials and a comment amount oreos. Time to bring up the fucking election! *THANK YOU SO MUCH*.....

    • @discordant8543
      @discordant8543 8 лет назад +2

      It could be arranged.

    • @soslothful
      @soslothful 8 лет назад +3

      You can stuff yourself with Oreos while you're alive!

  • @McJethroPovTee
    @McJethroPovTee 9 лет назад +192

    I want to be cremated and then my ashes mixed with loam for a sapling so that i can be reborn as a tree

    • @SidneyIam
      @SidneyIam 9 лет назад +11

      Mc Jethro Pov Tee A biodegradable urn?

    • @first4851
      @first4851 9 лет назад +7

      Thats cool as hell

    • @ElaMongrella
      @ElaMongrella 9 лет назад +9

      Mc Jethro Pov Tee Even better would be combining that with the freezing method, instead of cremation. That way there's less toxins in the air, AND you get to be a tree. It would be nice if that were available when my time comes.

    • @macsauce7178
      @macsauce7178 9 лет назад +17

      What if a sweaty lumberjack just comes and cut you down???

    • @erwinsmith5921
      @erwinsmith5921 9 лет назад +6

      mIchaela burton o fuk m8 run

  • @Fat_Ninjah
    @Fat_Ninjah 8 лет назад +201

    when I'm about to die, i'll try to get as fat and heavy as possible, then ask for a burial where people have to carry my coffin.

  • @knightclub9668
    @knightclub9668 8 лет назад +50

    Ill probably go with becoming a coral reef, give back to all the sushi i have eaten

    • @neomcghee
      @neomcghee 7 лет назад +1

      Nordic Falcon mmm unagi

  • @gameingexamples524
    @gameingexamples524 8 лет назад +20

    Person 1: "Hey can I borrow a pencil"
    Person 2: "Sorry it's family"
    Person 1: "Was it use to sign something important papers"
    Person 1: "No,IT IS FAMILY"

  • @TheAJKahn
    @TheAJKahn 11 лет назад +6

    A vid with such a serious title, it was surprisingly funny. Great work Hank and co.

  • @fleskhjertafan93
    @fleskhjertafan93 8 лет назад +125

    Viking funeral definitely

    • @pinkarrow7508
      @pinkarrow7508 8 лет назад

      dude don't copy me

    • @rosieisla8286
      @rosieisla8286 8 лет назад +28

      you're both copying vikings, I feel like it's not your idea

    • @Adjuni
      @Adjuni 8 лет назад +1

      I dunno. Being buried underneath a large hill doesn't seem very appealing unless you're a loner.

    • @rosieisla8286
      @rosieisla8286 8 лет назад +2

      Adjuni I think we're getting things a little mixed up here, haha. I think you're thinking of what usually happened, while the comment is talking about how it's often portrayed in films: The dead person is put onto a boat, and then the boat is set on fire.

    • @fleskhjertafan93
      @fleskhjertafan93 8 лет назад

      Rosie Isla yeah definitely that one

  • @RedJoker9000
    @RedJoker9000 11 лет назад +11

    When I fully die, since I already did but got resuscitated due to my Epilepsy, I will say while smiling
    "You either die a Hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the Villain".

  • @Unit645
    @Unit645 11 лет назад +36

    I'll be frozen and revived in 3000 years when everything is made of chrome.

  • @LordBaldur
    @LordBaldur 8 лет назад +197

    Is there an option to mail my rotting organs to my enemies?

    • @umnikos
      @umnikos 8 лет назад +7

      well... you can be preserved, buyed by your close people and then they can ship your organs...

    • @RaenbowRenegade
      @RaenbowRenegade 7 лет назад +12

      But then they’ll know that they won

    • @Mackinac_Man
      @Mackinac_Man 7 лет назад +15

      Sorry, that will be a biohazard if mailed through USPS. FedEx and UPS should have no problem.

    • @chrisg2378
      @chrisg2378 6 лет назад +7

      I will stick my middle finger up just before rigor mortis kicks in and ship my severed hand to my enemies.

    • @Rainbow-Reilly
      @Rainbow-Reilly 6 лет назад

      No, but you can mail your ashes to the GOP.

  • @ryanarnold6496
    @ryanarnold6496 8 лет назад +35

    When I grow up I want to be a dead body.

    • @topblair3381
      @topblair3381 8 лет назад +4

      Goldenryan3 Spinosaurus Cool broh you need to study first to achieve that dream :)

  • @theflowerswhoknowme7
    @theflowerswhoknowme7 9 лет назад +113

    My dads ashes were made into a diamond, I wear it as a ring❤️

  • @Phoenix38m
    @Phoenix38m 10 лет назад +2

    Hank...All I can say....just found your channel today...after watching 3 segments....will be watching ALL of them. You make learning VERY enjoyable...facts mixed with the ability to make your audience LAUGH...WELL DONE

  • @philheaton1619
    @philheaton1619 10 лет назад +5

    Don't forget donating your body for forensic studies, where they leave you outside and let you decompose to study those effects on your remains. This helps CSI labs determine important clues for catching murderers by giving them a baseline.

    • @ClydeDay
      @ClydeDay 10 лет назад +2

      This is called the body farm. many you tube videos on it if that's your jam :)

  • @Wafferman2000
    @Wafferman2000 8 лет назад +51

    I want to be stuffed full of variety of different plant seeds and I want to left to rot in a patch of woods somewhere.

    • @LexiH36
      @LexiH36 8 лет назад +1

      I do as well

    • @xSuperSS
      @xSuperSS 8 лет назад

      And turn into Archespore? No thank you xD

    • @cheyneeddy5162
      @cheyneeddy5162 8 лет назад

      and your body gets devoured by a bear....your life will mean nothing. and you fade into history. no one knows you existed. your body doesnt exist......sigh

    • @Adjuni
      @Adjuni 8 лет назад

      Not terribly legal in many places though.

    • @jcoulombe311
      @jcoulombe311 8 лет назад +3

      So? You'd be giving a life sustaining meal to an animal of this planet, what's wrong with that?

  • @creepernerd101
    @creepernerd101 9 лет назад +145

    I want my body to be blown up by the myth busters

    • @azbrowne
      @azbrowne 9 лет назад +2

      Sorry, that show has been canceled. But I do want my body is to be used in an experiment on a scientific TV show.

    • @Arc_Noir
      @Arc_Noir 9 лет назад +4

      Nuggetzor how about asking the porn industry?

    • @notoriousnightcore2176
      @notoriousnightcore2176 9 лет назад +2

      Alex-Zander Browne it IS WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHYYYYY i dont want to live anymore

    • @azbrowne
      @azbrowne 9 лет назад

      I simply want to teach and entertain in an extreme way.

    • @frozenfeet4534
      @frozenfeet4534 9 лет назад

      +Alex-Zander Browne LOL the show is still running tyvm

  • @andrewraplenovic6900
    @andrewraplenovic6900 10 лет назад +217

    i wanna be shot out into space, my rocket will have me my guitar and a small plant in it. This way while im floating through space the bacteria in me will continue to evolve and over years and years a little ecosystem will develop. Hopefully eventually i will crashland into a planet and the bacteria that came from my body will spread life throughout the universe.

    • @NotReanah1
      @NotReanah1 10 лет назад +21

      .

    • @mistertestsubject
      @mistertestsubject 10 лет назад +34

      reanah colquehoun It would be if there weren't laws against putting earth bacteria in space. Sorry dude, you'd be sterilized first

    • @shaydorahl6740
      @shaydorahl6740 10 лет назад +11

      That is the most idiotic comment ive ever read, Though it would be cool to have your ashes or body launched into space. Jesus people are ignorant concerning Biology, HURRR super complex organics systems are magically going to evolve for no reason using a process that breaks down not builds up.

    • @gabriellebass1591
      @gabriellebass1591 10 лет назад +9

      ***** But complex organisms evolved on earth for no reason...

    • @mistertestsubject
      @mistertestsubject 10 лет назад +6

      Yeah, but they also had an entire planet with the means to do so. Ashes aren't exactly very good at sustaining organic compounds, an entire planet is though.

  • @thelonecabbage7834
    @thelonecabbage7834 9 лет назад +30

    Someone please explain to me why you would put someone in a coffin to be cremated

    • @ashleycasey2093
      @ashleycasey2093 9 лет назад +27

      +Mark Contini kind of ruins the point. If I ever become cremated, I want to be buck-nude.

    • @FloozieOne
      @FloozieOne 4 года назад +3

      Because the funeral industry wrongly informs people that it is the law. This is NOT true. Not only that, but they can charge you for the box! However, in general, bodies to be cremated are put in a cardboard box and sent through that way, (I've seen video of this on several documentaries). Think of the poor workers if they had to lift and move all those coffins all day!

  • @iLOVEpicklesBRO28
    @iLOVEpicklesBRO28 10 лет назад +33

    I wanna donate my body to science. Tbh I wish I could watch my own dissection!! That'd be so cool

    • @shaydorahl6740
      @shaydorahl6740 10 лет назад +3

      that is fucking disturbing you know that?

    • @MrMentalz2
      @MrMentalz2 10 лет назад

      Your a sick fuck and i hope you get help

    • @arcticshocked
      @arcticshocked 9 лет назад +12

      i always wondered how my specific organs looked, i'm right there with you. and possibly my body could help doctors better understand how to treat the physical complications of cerebral palsy.

    • @iLOVEpicklesBRO28
      @iLOVEpicklesBRO28 9 лет назад +3

      Freezing Blue Exactly!!!

    • @melokix
      @melokix 9 лет назад +1

      That sounds like a cool idea. I would be up to see it go down.

  • @johnjackson4511
    @johnjackson4511 9 лет назад +25

    Soylent Green. It's People.

  • @Annaie1234
    @Annaie1234 9 лет назад +6

    I went to one of those body worlds thing and I thought it was so fascinating (I was also like 7-8 at the time and wonder why my dad allowed me to go) like they had the bodies set up doing normal things like two people were playing chess and you could see how all the muscles and stuff looked and then there were slices of cut up people like people who had been thinly sliced like meat and you could see what the organs looked like, I thought it was really cool, but I to be honest would not want to have my insides on display

  • @MsPipStick
    @MsPipStick 8 лет назад +30

    I was playing with a pencil while watching this video..... and as soon as he said that i looked at the pencil with a funny face and put it to the side......O.O

  • @reeseelliott8454
    @reeseelliott8454 10 лет назад +34

    I'm pretty sure you can have your ashes mixed with soil and some one plants a tree in the soil/ash. You become a tree and help grow it. Also it would be awesome if the bark grew a replica of your face I to the wood.

    • @ButtersTheGreat1
      @ButtersTheGreat1 10 лет назад

      Like in Game of Thrones

    • @reeseelliott8454
      @reeseelliott8454 10 лет назад +9

      Are you kidding me? That would be awesome!

    • @darksskull
      @darksskull 10 лет назад +4

      I like the idea of having the ashes mixed into concrete, which is poured into special molds and used to make artificial reefs.

    • @thetrollslayer6960
      @thetrollslayer6960 10 лет назад +1

      I would like to be able to be put on a rocket and launched into the sun for my funeral.

  • @MichaelSHartman
    @MichaelSHartman 9 лет назад +6

    "it gives a whole new meaning to heirloom jewelry." I might add "family jewels".

  • @bugsandbrushes
    @bugsandbrushes 10 лет назад +17

    Please consider donating your organs if it's possible, if that's not an option due to illness or the circumstances of death, please donate your body to science, so future generations of doctors and scientists are able to learn. I know thinking about death isn't the most pleasant thing to do, but if you can stomach it for just a little while, be sure to make your decisions and write them down, so your loved ones never have to do that for you.
    Best wishes and have a long and happy life ^^

  • @PupdudePwns
    @PupdudePwns 9 лет назад +27

    0:00
    Spoiler alert

  • @TheRonster9319
    @TheRonster9319 9 лет назад +56

    I think I wanna do the freezing thing so I can't pretend I was killed by subzero and then he smashed my corpse with an ice hammer! Or burn on a viking ship like a boss

    • @TheRonster9319
      @TheRonster9319 9 лет назад +3

      *can

    • @tristiansanderson9830
      @tristiansanderson9830 9 лет назад +2

      TheRonster9319 lol

    • @Pliskin2894
      @Pliskin2894 8 лет назад +1

      +TheRonster9319 *BOOM* there you go. And put it in your will. Also put in there, CAUSE OF DEATH: SUBZERO FATALITY.

  • @aperson22222
    @aperson22222 8 лет назад +11

    I like the idea of promession, I hope it's in wider use when my time comes. But rather than have my dust buried, I'd like it scattered. My plan is to take out a life insurance policy in which I name a younger relative with whom I'm particularly close as the beneficiary, and use those funds to send him or her on vacation to some tropical paradise, in exchange for carrying along a bag of Uncle Jack and finding somewhere particularly beautiful to leave me.

  • @redvulpixcomet
    @redvulpixcomet 10 лет назад +14

    Muslim burial method is just the dead person wrapped in plain cloth. Everyone gets the same type of cloth. No clothes or casket. Also the graveyards don't have a gravestone on each body, it's just a shared area.

    • @adelajaini5019
      @adelajaini5019 6 лет назад +1

      Superred vulpix Not in Singapore. Here the government exsumes your body after seven years. Then, it moves in with a few other people. Not exactly peaceful but it is the most cost effective way to die in such a small country.

    • @nyanard
      @nyanard 5 лет назад

      Well...not if it's populated city
      I can confirm you still got some cement floor

    • @HeyNonyNonymous
      @HeyNonyNonymous 3 года назад

      Jewish burial is the same.

  • @katichu
    @katichu 9 лет назад +40

    Oh my god, you guys. When I die, I am going to BECOME A DIAMOND!!!!!! 💎💍

    • @rinrat6754
      @rinrat6754 9 лет назад +11

      Yeah, I'm not going to give any inheritance, except debt to MY future kids. I'll just use all my money on being a diamond.
      💎😄

    • @shivarampersaud2332
      @shivarampersaud2332 7 лет назад +2

      A diamond is just a crystalized structure of densely compacted carbon atoms

    • @ramonestrada3886
      @ramonestrada3886 6 лет назад +1

      Too bad you won’t be valued as much..

  • @SarahCroughwell
    @SarahCroughwell 10 лет назад +2

    This is such a weird satisfying Sci Show

  • @blandantey
    @blandantey 9 лет назад +3

    I can't believe our bodies can become diamonds! Simply amazing!

  • @somefool6409
    @somefool6409 8 лет назад +37

    I would want to be shipped to another planet and left out in the open, to see how decomposition works

    • @umnikos
      @umnikos 8 лет назад

      hehe

    • @pranamd1
      @pranamd1 8 лет назад +1

      +Connor Steppie Probably similarly to Earth, considering Earthling bacteria would follow you on your journey.

    • @daniellbondad6670
      @daniellbondad6670 8 лет назад +9

      Mercury:Gasified
      Venus:Roasted
      Mars:Freeze-dried
      Jupiter:Frozen,squeezed and torn
      Saturn:Frozen,squeezed and torn
      Uranus:Decomposing and expelled(Just kidding),burned in the hot core.
      Neptune:Something between Saturn and Uranus
      Pluto:Freeze-dried

    • @pranamd1
      @pranamd1 8 лет назад +3

      Daniell Bondad
      The Mercury one would depend on whether you landed on the daytime or nighttime side; you might just as well be freeze-dried.

    • @xanderbeutel9239
      @xanderbeutel9239 8 лет назад

      It's not completely tidally locked, it still rotates slowly.

  • @techwizpc4484
    @techwizpc4484 8 лет назад +3

    I'm not sure if this is possible but here's an idea. I want my ashes grounded really fine then mixed with printer ink and then use the ink to print my autobiography.

  • @OnyxAgainstTheWorld
    @OnyxAgainstTheWorld 9 лет назад +30

    I would be cremated and become a diamond or something... Give it to my kids and tell them that I was a Crystal Gem.

    • @ChrisWhite.fishing
      @ChrisWhite.fishing 5 лет назад

      Onyx Blue start saving, the cheapest option is $7.8k per diamond.

  • @SomeCallMeWeird
    @SomeCallMeWeird 11 лет назад +17

    Well, up until this point I've always leaned towards cremation. However, if promession takes off, that would also pretty much give the same effect in reducing me into a fine powder that can then be scattered poetically somewhere. But I do like the idea of being pencils, or a coral reef.

    • @MasterAsra
      @MasterAsra 7 лет назад +1

      Become a pencil then have the remains of the pencil graphite scattered everywhere. Nobody uses the bottoms of pencils anyway.

  • @Chloroxite
    @Chloroxite 8 лет назад +3

    You forgot about cryo-preservation.
    Body is frozen to a point at which all processes stop. This allows you to preserve the body as long as you can maintain the temperature. This is usually done in hopes of somehow being resurrected by science in the future.

  • @latenighter1965
    @latenighter1965 11 лет назад +11

    i have 2 other ideas that would be good for bodies, 1- dropped into active (live) volcanoes, or 2 - a tight sealed tube then dropped into the deepest trench area of the ocean(s), plenty of room down there.

    • @victoriadewey3107
      @victoriadewey3107 11 лет назад +3

      the fuck

    • @belleofacadia
      @belleofacadia 11 лет назад +13

      Start a company lol

    • @latenighter1965
      @latenighter1965 11 лет назад +1

      actually the bacteria and sea life would thrive, just as in all the passengers from sunken ships and so on are eaten, the only thing that remains is the stuff they cant eat, ever watch Titanic, and see that boot, they think there might actually be a part of a bone left because of the way the boot is folded closed on itself.

    • @jaxv94
      @jaxv94 11 лет назад

      Yeah plenty of room but it wouldn't be for long, then it won't be so deep anymore if everyone keeps dropping their remains there. lol

    • @latenighter1965
      @latenighter1965 11 лет назад +1

      jaxv94
      over seven miles deep and hundreds of miles long, we would never fill the trench in the next 1000 years.

  • @ArchAngelSlayer1
    @ArchAngelSlayer1 10 лет назад +15

    Viking burial at sea thank you.

    • @epic6566
      @epic6566 10 лет назад +2

      its sad that you can't like things 9001 times.

    • @TheStar7117
      @TheStar7117 10 лет назад +2

      According to a documentary I watched a couple of days ago, the burned the Viking ships on land...
      With a drunk, strangled, then stabbed slave girl.

  • @kristianwilliams441
    @kristianwilliams441 9 лет назад +40

    Honestly, I want my corpse to be laid on a stone slab in the woods so that animals can eat my remains.

    • @Pliskin2894
      @Pliskin2894 8 лет назад +3

      +Kristian Williams Giving back to Mother Nature hmm?

    • @kristianwilliams441
      @kristianwilliams441 8 лет назад +14

      Samuel Fogle Yes- and if my flesh nourishes other creatures, I can live on in a poetic sort of way.

    • @matthewkost5772
      @matthewkost5772 8 лет назад

      I do to

    • @notcreativeenoughtomakeupn6935
      @notcreativeenoughtomakeupn6935 8 лет назад +16

      +Kristian Williams Mongolian traditional burial is like that. When someone dies the relatives put his body on top of a hill and a wolf pack passing by would get to nibble at it,or vultures. Though after some time the abdomen will bloat and the body will sit upright, that'll sure scare the shit out of anyone passing by.

    • @ppsaha1994
      @ppsaha1994 8 лет назад +2

      +Kristian Williams Parsi people in India here do that. The place they leave the body is called Tower of Silence. Exposure of the dead is additionally considered to be an individual's final act of charity, providing the vultures with what would otherwise be destroyed.

  • @nlgatewood
    @nlgatewood 9 лет назад +13

    If these are my choices...can I just not die?

    • @Addy-to6mp
      @Addy-to6mp 9 лет назад

      BUMMER

    • @thegate1000
      @thegate1000 9 лет назад +1

      +SlientGhost seriously?!!? OMG who would thought it!

    • @juicyfruit1210
      @juicyfruit1210 9 лет назад +1

      +Joseph Minorell lol

    • @jacksonfriess8820
      @jacksonfriess8820 6 лет назад

      If you're serious about immortality, please sign up for cryonics (www.cryonics.org/, or www.alcor.org/). I've signed up and I'm working on the contracts. "Death is not something I will ever embrace. It is only a childish thing, that the human species has not yet outgrown. And someday... We'll get over it... And people won't have to say goodbye any more..."

    • @freerunner0682
      @freerunner0682 5 лет назад

      @@Coo1St0ry oh reaally?! who knew

  • @GunnerAstro
    @GunnerAstro 11 лет назад +10

    I wanna get a Viking Funeral when it comes to it :D

  • @CaptKeo
    @CaptKeo 8 лет назад +4

    My mother in law cremated her husband and dug a hole and poured the ashes in. Then planted a young tree in the ashes. Trees love nitrogen and will eventually suck the ashes into its root system and eventually all through the branches. She can see it out her kitchen window. and sometimes talks to it. Floats her boat so why not.

  • @ShawnaCostonPhD
    @ShawnaCostonPhD 11 лет назад +6

    Thank You, Thank You, Thank You. You have answered my life question. All the choices a person have to do with their dead body. I want everyone of them to have a piece of me.

  • @DragonBorn4444
    @DragonBorn4444 8 лет назад +88

    I'm just not going to die...... How about that :D

  • @kalskirata42
    @kalskirata42 8 лет назад +26

    I would rather have all my molecules reformed into metallic alloys, and then have those new alloys be crafted into self-replicating nanites, after I have my personality matrix uploaded to the central intelligence of the swarm that would then be me. After that, I would then be the first human to physically become machine, and the first to successfully achieve immortality! So, who's up for becoming a god through science, where we could literally be anything we wanted?

    • @briansouthparkstudio1357
      @briansouthparkstudio1357 8 лет назад +1

      that be awesome but we're nowhere close to that. so maybe you can be stuck in a cryopod and frozen till it can be done

    • @CopperKast
      @CopperKast 8 лет назад +1

      So, you wanna be that big floating face Neo talks to near the end of the Martix movies

    • @shutereye2634
      @shutereye2634 8 лет назад

      COMING!

    • @briansouthparkstudio1357
      @briansouthparkstudio1357 7 лет назад

      ***** nanites would make that impossible if their advanced enough they would just upgrade you as advancements came out

    • @shutereye2634
      @shutereye2634 7 лет назад

      Yeah but dude, if nanites exist, self-improving machines could too,

  • @englandinacan
    @englandinacan 10 лет назад +6

    "Recommended for you: What we do with dead bodies"
    "Recommended for you: How to get away with stealing"
    "Recommended for you: 7 Bizarre Uses for Animal Secretions"
    Honestly, I'm starting to think Google knows far too much about my interests.

  • @CherryRedBanshee
    @CherryRedBanshee 8 лет назад +54

    $5 says someone gets plasticized in a dab pose

  • @TheKrithsanamumu
    @TheKrithsanamumu 8 лет назад

    Full of knowledges... Like to learn new science- chemical words that pop up while you do the talking ... We (me in particular ) rarely use those words on a daily basis. I find them very interesting. Please make more of vedio like this... Cheers!!

  • @hologrampizza5432
    @hologrampizza5432 8 лет назад +11

    I want my brain to be scanned and my consciousness to be transferred to a computer.

  • @TheHUhelps
    @TheHUhelps 9 лет назад +18

    I want to be buried with my bare bottom poking above the ground. That way when my wife visits me she has a place to park her bike.

  • @FloozieOne
    @FloozieOne 4 года назад

    Right at the beginning when you mention a Jazz Funeral, the picture is of "Uncle Lionel" Batiste. He was a beloved musician and cultural/social figure in New Orleans for nearly 90 years, (and also a great friend of my husband's). When he died about 5 years ago he was embalmed and for viewing in the funeral home he was posed in his classic pose of standing up holding his walking stick, leaning slightly back so as to see and engage with everything around him. The viewing was closed to the public and pictures were forbidden, but someone sneaked one out and it was seriously, seriously spooky. He didn't look dead at all.

  • @suicune690
    @suicune690 9 лет назад +11

    An ocean burial would be cool. Imagine feeding sharks and all those eerie deep-sea creatures 10,000 feet down...

    • @NasirKhan-uf7du
      @NasirKhan-uf7du 9 лет назад +4

      nope thats not what he meant i mean u cant be food for the sharks cuz ur remains are cremated and then mixed with cement and thrown into the sea though u might feed bacteria,amoeba or some other tiny microscopic organisms but not sharks and other fishes

    • @fedaykin-pwi3334
      @fedaykin-pwi3334 9 лет назад

      I can walk off the side of a ship if i want too and feed whatever gets to me 1st

    • @NasirKhan-uf7du
      @NasirKhan-uf7du 9 лет назад

      She Stuns only if u understood what i meant and had watched the video carefully then u would not had replied such a stupid piece of shit

    • @fedaykin-pwi3334
      @fedaykin-pwi3334 9 лет назад +1

      you are shit, and i understand, you thinking other people don't understand, you are fucked in the head, let people die as they like and shut the fuck up

    • @flowerpowerocks3283
      @flowerpowerocks3283 9 лет назад

      suicune690 hahaha is this a reference to bin laden. they chucked his corpse in the sea so they couldn't make a shrine/grave for it hahahaha

  • @dark_fairy236
    @dark_fairy236 11 лет назад +9

    The plastic thing is kinda creepy, but the diamond one sounds weirdly cool.

    • @10130116
      @10130116 10 лет назад

      I know kinda cool that you can become a diamond after death

    • @MrEveion
      @MrEveion 10 лет назад

      Rose Lor imagine making jewelry out of it then leaving it to your kids imagine how would they feel about it

    • @ShinyGoldBacon
      @ShinyGoldBacon 10 лет назад +2

      MrEveion I can imagine some guy taking the diamond made from his mother and giving it to his fiancee as an engagement ring. Whenever she shows her ring to people she says, "And this is my mother-in-law."

    • @MrEveion
      @MrEveion 10 лет назад

      ShinyGoldBacon LOL. no what I meant was what would it be like telling your kids that you wanted to be turned into a diamond instead of a more traditional burial

    • @ShinyGoldBacon
      @ShinyGoldBacon 10 лет назад +1

      MrEveion I don't know, that still sounds like an awesome way to go after death. Diamonds do sort of represent forever and immortality to some. It's like saying, "I will be a diamond and live forever, in a way."

  • @shdow14629
    @shdow14629 3 года назад

    my dad and I have forever talked about turning him into diamond and keeping him as a ring. its an odd idea but very comforting

  • @LUCKO2022
    @LUCKO2022 11 лет назад +12

    I will never die. I am way too fucking awesome and way too important to die.
    I will live forever, I am going to have my brain put into a cyborg body and will continue to kick ass and take names till eternity.

    • @AlejandroDiaz93
      @AlejandroDiaz93 11 лет назад +3

      Ok. You live forever. Then what? Your family will die, your friends will die, your couple and children and grandchilden and so on will die. You can say I don´t give a fuck! I can start a new family again and again. But then the society will start to change. Everything will change. And in a while you will become obsolete to that society. The only thing you will be acknowledged for will be for being the oldest human alive, and even that would be weird, since you would no longer be human, just a robot. Your whole humanity and mortality would be reduced to that brain of yours. That would be the only thing left of you...

    • @LUCKO2022
      @LUCKO2022 11 лет назад +1

      Ok, and what is your point?
      I don't give a fuck about my family and friends. They are nothing more than distractions. I will always keep myself relevant, and keep updgrading. Being a robot would be the best thing in the world, being human is a waste I hate being human.

    • @slyshadic
      @slyshadic 11 лет назад +6

      snake2006 You must be awkward at parties.

    • @19TheSplash
      @19TheSplash 11 лет назад +7

      we will carve that on your tombstone

    • @LUCKO2022
      @LUCKO2022 11 лет назад

      I keep telling you I won't die. I am too awesome to die. Geez, I am no longer mortal, I will become a God.

  • @liquelii9068
    @liquelii9068 8 лет назад +9

    I want to be pressed into a diamond that will be put on a ring and given to my child. Engraved in the gold band it will read: "Don't you f-ing dare throw this ring away, or I'll haunt you for the rest of your life." - love, mom
    That would be cool

  • @Shasta31487
    @Shasta31487 10 лет назад

    I would totally donate my body for plastination. I saw the bodies exhibit in Seattle and it was incredible. Plus donating for science studies can help the people I leave behind so heck yeah. Plus organ donation first and foremost of course.

  • @Phazon8058MS
    @Phazon8058MS 11 лет назад +4

    When I inevitably pass on, I will be cremated like most of my family before me.

  • @NoNameC68
    @NoNameC68 11 лет назад +7

    YOU CAN ACTUALLY HAVE YOUR REMAINS SHOT OUT OF A CANNON?
    I'm sure I'm not the only one who has openly admitted to wanting this done with their body after death.

    • @TXandUK
      @TXandUK 11 лет назад

      Hunter S Thompson had this done

  • @austinclark864
    @austinclark864 8 лет назад

    I don't know how I got here i was listening to music. but I can now give someone a full summary on the history of death..... great

  • @Ragnaririt
    @Ragnaririt 11 лет назад +42

    YOU CANT VOTE PEOPLE UP! ANARCHY ANARCHY!!!

    • @dvoraj20
      @dvoraj20 11 лет назад

      You can. You have to switch to the "newest first" sort for some reason, though.

    • @dvoraj20
      @dvoraj20 11 лет назад +4

      okay, apparently the rule is "you can't vote for (or flag or reply to or do anything about) comments older than the new comment system". I think this is a bug.

    • @missmcinnes
      @missmcinnes 11 лет назад

      Politeness dictates that you comment on the relevant topic of stiffs. Maybe I'm old fashioned and Australian

    • @Megatonaxe
      @Megatonaxe 11 лет назад +7

      REVOLT AGAINST GOOLGLE!

  • @Zethany
    @Zethany 8 лет назад +3

    Could you possibly explain the science behind cremating a body, compacting it into a pot with a small tree, and then laying the tree into the ground? Is the tree actually benefiting from this? If so, how so exactly?

    • @crypticmcnuggets754
      @crypticmcnuggets754 8 лет назад

      +Liz The tree gets your soul, and that's how Ents are made.

    • @georgeandrews1394
      @georgeandrews1394 8 лет назад +1

      It's pretty straightforward. The tree gets the leftover nutrients from the ashes, and that helps it to grow. It's like putting kitchen compost on your flowerbed. Dead things are very nutritious to plants (providing that the dead thing wasn't host to anything toxic to said plant), though said dead thing generally needs to be broken down by bacteria first (or burned).

  • @MyNamesHerb
    @MyNamesHerb 8 лет назад

    You guys are seriously great.

  • @MrMrannoying
    @MrMrannoying 11 лет назад +4

    Ashes into a diamond .o. We can make philospher stones (fma) except without the alchemy lol

  • @koolkatzxcv
    @koolkatzxcv 11 лет назад +12

    i would like a viking burial or having an apple tree planted on top of me so my family can eat parts of me via apples

  • @seandavis1189
    @seandavis1189 10 лет назад +1

    you forgot about the bio plant urn. where a persons ashes and proteins were placed in a bio urn along with other compounds and a single seed that already started germinating of the deceased's choosing or family. then placed in the back yard about 6-12 inches under ground and after a few months your new granny smith apple tree grown using gran grans ashes is now going to grow. and eventually grow fruit for you to eat..... hopefully you will have forgotten about gran being a part of the tree.

  • @IkeNicol
    @IkeNicol 10 лет назад +10

    yeah, now I wanna have my ashes turned into a diamond and used an heirloom

    • @XfishX
      @XfishX 10 лет назад +9

      Me too!
      "Here. The diamond in this ring was once your grandma. Cherish it!"

  • @luxray2302
    @luxray2302 10 лет назад +28

    To be honest I want to give back my body to nature, AKA Be eaten by some other animal. Circle of life

    • @SEAL7471
      @SEAL7471 10 лет назад +6

      my dog would have a blast eating a human

    • @luxray2302
      @luxray2302 10 лет назад +4

      Awesome :)

    • @falaicha
      @falaicha 10 лет назад +3

      I know a Mongolian tribe up in high mountains (during trekking in Nepal).. cut the remains of their loved ones into pieces, go to some high plateau and scatter pieces to feed to vultures and crows...
      P.S - quick google showed, its called en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial
      I wonder how Mr. Green missed it, may be because not practiced in US or Europe??

    • @私は日本語が話せません
      @私は日本語が話せません 9 лет назад

      Szthercsx Rofa'udaszx I know i learned it from experience it took 3 days for me to get out

    • @erikasteele7717
      @erikasteele7717 9 лет назад

      Szthercsx Rofa'udaszx well duh.

  • @lrastus6692
    @lrastus6692 6 лет назад

    A small point ...in modern times lye is normally taken to be sodium hydroxide (aka: caustic soda) .
    Potassium hydroxide (aka: caustic potash) was the lye of long ago, being made by leaching wood ashes .
    Today both are known as "lye" and are used commonly in soap making (saponification of fats and oils) . The main difference being that sodium hydroxide makes a hard soap that is a bit harsh while potassium hydroxide makes a "soft soap" that is more gentle than a hard soap .
    And there is yet another use for a body ... saponify the fats, oils and sundry lipids into a soft soap and place in dispensers for placement in bathrooms and kitchens .

  • @jaxv94
    @jaxv94 11 лет назад +7

    I'm not hungry anymore...

  • @fernpelt54
    @fernpelt54 11 лет назад +6

    I want to either be a diamond, or fireworks... yeah, I'm cool like that. Diamond is my favorite idea though. SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND, SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMONDD, just like Rihanna.

    • @YumeNoShi
      @YumeNoShi 11 лет назад

      Diamonds don't shine..they reflect -_e'

  • @theorangehero2441
    @theorangehero2441 9 лет назад

    When I was younger, I lived right next to a cemetery. There was literally a fence separating our backyard and the cemetery. Never creeped me out at all since i'd lived there all my life. One time I could hear a funeral service going on, and my mom called me inside. It wasn't the least bit disturbing to me, and I didn't really get why I was called inside.

  • @lazyguy5020
    @lazyguy5020 9 лет назад +5

    Does anyone else think the goo thing is awesome? When I die I wanna be goo just because it looks cool.

  • @PureGold197
    @PureGold197 8 лет назад +7

    So, the pencil I'm using could be my ancestors? 😱

  • @RanY2J
    @RanY2J 4 года назад

    Thanks for recommending this now.

  • @AuruxTheShady
    @AuruxTheShady 9 лет назад +5

    When I die I want all my organs to be donated to people that need them more specifically kids and or teens so they can live their life to the fullest.

    • @emipopescu3257
      @emipopescu3257 5 лет назад

      That would be that you died healthy. Quite unfortunate.

  • @yadidimeanmaine
    @yadidimeanmaine 11 лет назад +5

    I'd prefer the classical Pagan burial of being naked in the ground with a tree planted on top.

  • @CelticAlphabet
    @CelticAlphabet 8 лет назад

    Damn I was pondering the economic of this last month and luckily you made a good video on it.

  • @thebigmack5035
    @thebigmack5035 8 лет назад +7

    strap a rocket and a camera to me i wanna travel across the stars for the rest of eternity

  • @ThallanarRabidtooth
    @ThallanarRabidtooth 9 лет назад +14

    While it may seem gross to others, having worms and bugs crawling on your decaying body, I think a non-casket burial would fit me just fine. I was born from the earth, so I die in the earth. I think it's a fitting conclusion to my life :)

    • @lilblue9880
      @lilblue9880 6 лет назад

      My thoughts and feelings exactly.

  • @Ohmu721
    @Ohmu721 9 лет назад

    I saw the Body Worlds exhibit when it was at the Minnesota Science Museum. Most terrifying thing I've ever seen. My 9 year old sister was completely unaffected while I, 18 years old, was about to shit my pants.

  • @spiritsofthesky
    @spiritsofthesky 8 лет назад +3

    I would personally like my body to be donated to science. I figure that since I won't need my body after I die, someone else may benefit from one of my organs or use it to learn from.

  • @MyLittlePwnyta
    @MyLittlePwnyta 11 лет назад +4

    You should have put a spoiler there, man! I didn't know that everyone dies!

  • @johnfaux5130
    @johnfaux5130 8 лет назад

    Thanks for the good viewing material.

  • @Umpro91
    @Umpro91 10 лет назад +43

    Or give your soul to the Dark Gods and live forever.

    • @rxnova
      @rxnova 10 лет назад +2

      yes see being a demon warship is not that bad i have bent down and warship to a demon

    • @IulianusTabernarius
      @IulianusTabernarius 10 лет назад

      Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

    • @rxnova
      @rxnova 10 лет назад

      i am fucking with you

    • @DG-ek8qr
      @DG-ek8qr 7 лет назад +2

      I already gave it away.
      Wait.
      I don't have a soul.
      Or its to cold I can't feel it.

  • @YnseSchaap
    @YnseSchaap 9 лет назад +4

    You could make at least 10 really bad horror movies with this video

  • @infernalchaos1066
    @infernalchaos1066 4 года назад

    Anton Petrov: Hello wonderful person!
    Hank Green: Everyone dies!
    Yin for yang. Love them both!

  • @planetexpress8125
    @planetexpress8125 10 лет назад +4

    I don't want to have a big ceremony with 200 guests, crying and staring at my dead body, so I want to launch a sample of my body in deep space. The average funeral costs about 10 000 $, "trip" in space- 12 500 $. I think that's the best way to have an epic funeral :D

    • @planetexpress8125
      @planetexpress8125 10 лет назад +1

      Well, yes, but the point is that you have no come back + you're dead.

    • @Explicit35
      @Explicit35 10 лет назад

      To go to space it's around 5-10 mil

    • @samuelsmith7866
      @samuelsmith7866 10 лет назад +5

      I want a funeral with the Pokemon theme and sparkles and cheesecake.

    • @picis735248798
      @picis735248798 10 лет назад +1

      Sam Smith That would be so funny! And sad...and funny! And sad...