Well, I tried it as a rice cooker. Sadly, though, the rice lacked pace, rhythm, and timing. It didn't have that slam that you expect from rice prepared in a good turntable. It was lacking high-end extension, and the bass was mushy, even flabby. I'd recommend this turntable for cooking, say, Uncle Ben's rice in a box.
There must have been a mix up as I instructed my staff to send you a TechDAS turntable, but the one you received instead sounds just great. So why don't you hang onto the one with the mood lighting? So happy that you're happy.
TechDAS?!?! You were gonna send me one of those cheap pieces of junk! Save those for the peonage, kind sir. I say to you, "Tchah!" No, who could possibly want anything better than a Lighting Music Player? C'est la creme de la creme, monsieur!
You really just made this one to troll us with hopes of going out onto that deck for more of the lake view, didn't you? I'll think of your Northern misery when I'm back in New Orleans, strolling in the sunshine down Royal Street toward Frenchmen in December.
At first I genuinely thought this was a rice cooker out the box. Xmas has come early 👍
Well, I tried it as a rice cooker. Sadly, though, the rice lacked pace, rhythm, and timing. It didn't have that slam that you expect from rice prepared in a good turntable. It was lacking high-end extension, and the bass was mushy, even flabby. I'd recommend this turntable for cooking, say, Uncle Ben's rice in a box.
There must have been a mix up as I instructed my staff to send you a TechDAS turntable, but the one you received instead sounds just great. So why don't you hang onto the one with the mood lighting? So happy that you're happy.
TechDAS?!?! You were gonna send me one of those cheap pieces of junk! Save those for the peonage, kind sir.
I say to you, "Tchah!"
No, who could possibly want anything better than a Lighting Music Player? C'est la creme de la creme, monsieur!
You really just made this one to troll us with hopes of going out onto that deck for more of the lake view, didn't you? I'll think of your Northern misery when I'm back in New Orleans, strolling in the sunshine down Royal Street toward Frenchmen in December.
Me? Troll anyone? Why would you think that I'd troll anyone?