This CAN'T End Well - What If You Romance BOTH JACK & MIRANDA in Mass Effect 2?

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  • @Avelphina
    @Avelphina 3 года назад +2223

    I care about you, Ash- MIRANDA. DAMNIT.

    • @jdeltaruff
      @jdeltaruff 3 года назад +128

      Great reference, fuckin died remembering the original 😂

    • @polinatolkachova34
      @polinatolkachova34 3 года назад +50

      We`ll bang, okay? XDDDD

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 3 года назад +49

      Double nice

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 3 года назад +81

      They shouldve bring the old ME1 dialogue back for this one, when Liara and Ash are arguing about you both romancing them... "I love when women fight over me" and shiet

    • @luiscantu4968
      @luiscantu4968 3 года назад +2

      That's me lol

  • @Eszti1218
    @Eszti1218 3 года назад +1459

    "I make choices in the battle field, not in the bedroom."
    I really need that on a t-shirt.

    • @evermoreisamasterpiece
      @evermoreisamasterpiece 3 года назад +22

      I'll buy one!

    • @ethanpethel3261
      @ethanpethel3261 3 года назад +89

      That quote on one side and "we'll bang ok" on the other lol

    • @justinboivin
      @justinboivin 3 года назад +20

      Haha this line of dialogue is gold.

    • @Jovian999
      @Jovian999 3 года назад +21

      "I don't use sex as a weapon. I use weapons as weapons."

    • @boomstick7506
      @boomstick7506 3 года назад +6

      @@Jovian999 I love her, but that is honestly the dumbest thing I have heard from a soldier other than we'll be home by Christmas.

  • @Trialwolf
    @Trialwolf 3 года назад +1788

    Romanced Jack and Miranda
    Joker: "I knew you had a death wish but..... Damn even I'm not that crazy."

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 3 года назад +14

      Flixzone is how i met my first wife- God rest her soul wherever she is

    • @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477
      @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477 3 года назад +52

      If there was a threesome proposal, there would probably be a critical mission failure screen

    • @dragonkight64dragonslayer62
      @dragonkight64dragonslayer62 3 года назад +39

      @@nothingtobeconcernedabout7477 even Harbinger is terrified of those two

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 3 года назад +32

      @@dragonkight64dragonslayer62 Secret Harbinger romance scene when?

    • @antoniosnavely1243
      @antoniosnavely1243 3 года назад +8

      This could get messy 👀

  • @JohnathonHC
    @JohnathonHC 3 года назад +1725

    Imagine Kelly, Tali, Jack, Miranda, and Samara all coming to your room and be like “Shepard, you have to choose one of us.”

    • @scottnewman522
      @scottnewman522 3 года назад +318

      with that lineup Im not sure the normandy would still be in one piece

    • @iceman00behave
      @iceman00behave 3 года назад +465

      Shepard - I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom.
      [Locks door, puts on mood music, and starts undressing]

    • @itsbiju
      @itsbiju 3 года назад +26

      That played out exactly how you think it would.

    • @mateoreyes6921
      @mateoreyes6921 3 года назад +182

      @@iceman00behave Shepard: Hey, we'll bang, ok?

    • @BT-ob7ve
      @BT-ob7ve 3 года назад +73

      Shepard :"Jokes on you all, I m just gonna change sex in a minute or so."

  • @TheBigBenji890
    @TheBigBenji890 3 года назад +529

    "I've got options Jack"
    This is easily the douchiest version of Shepard hahaha

    • @RonnieManTV
      @RonnieManTV 2 года назад +24

      😂😂😂 I couldn’t stop laughing at that

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison Год назад +10

      especially if said with that creepy smile he has.
      "I just want to get you in bed, Miranda"

    • @greyngreyer5
      @greyngreyer5 4 месяца назад

      It's especially shitty given what emotional state Jack is in. She's strong and all, but what teh fuck Shepard..

  • @justafanofz
    @justafanofz 3 года назад +698

    My biggest frustration is how I wanted to help Jack get stable, as a friend, but not as a love interest. But when I do, it tries to trigger the romance options

    • @GeneralHonobi
      @GeneralHonobi 3 года назад +138

      It even seems to do that with Fem Shep a little. Jack basically asked if I was hitting on her and that she wasn't interested and that it was weird that I wanted to be friends and help her.

    • @lovofofo
      @lovofofo 3 года назад +109

      @@GeneralHonobi probably a holdover from when jack was intended to be a femshep romance as well

    • @zephyridian
      @zephyridian 3 года назад +65

      AND if you are a Female Shepard, you cant EVEN be Jacks friend :( she will always diss you

    • @bronsonedward
      @bronsonedward 3 года назад

      Heeeeey, not like that...

    • @matiassoares5953
      @matiassoares5953 3 года назад +7

      I understand you, my friend. ;-;

  • @synth3441
    @synth3441 3 года назад +654

    Girls be like “you mine” first off I’m a specter I belong to the citadel.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 3 года назад +96

      Oh no you don't want to go there, the stores will want to have a talk about how you need to choose one of them.

    • @bronsonedward
      @bronsonedward 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @Isus24-s8e
      @Isus24-s8e 3 года назад +48

      @@shadenox8164 I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 3 года назад +19

      Sigma maleshep grindset

    • @Mikeh2077
      @Mikeh2077 3 года назад +5

      And the whole galaxy.

  • @jeremygman2710
    @jeremygman2710 3 года назад +612

    When Miranda tells Shepard, “I won’t be shared,” I feel like Shepard should say, “Technically, I’m the one who’s being shared, and I’m okay with that.”

    • @SereneSimian
      @SereneSimian 2 года назад +35

      Sharing is caring. Also, Miranda meant "i won't share" lol

    • @maurymanna19
      @maurymanna19 2 года назад +24

      I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment on the video

  • @long_time_hiro8297
    @long_time_hiro8297 3 года назад +720

    I'm surprised the Normandy is intact lol

    • @GothicElf68
      @GothicElf68 3 года назад +18

      Yeah, so am I. That's probably why there is no confrontation scene at least with those two! lol

    • @juleswoodbury58
      @juleswoodbury58 3 года назад +34

      the upgrades were there to protect the normandy from the crew, the collectors are just a welcome afterthought.

    • @GothicElf68
      @GothicElf68 3 года назад +6

      @@juleswoodbury58 LOL

    • @benwillems8584
      @benwillems8584 3 года назад +8

      Only a biotic shepard can survive that threesome

  • @acousticmonkey2209
    @acousticmonkey2209 3 года назад +731

    I feel that science was well served here. In ME1 the confrontation had the option of asking "Can't I have you both?" Ashley just walks away but if you asked Jack and Miranda that, I feel you would end up with your spine ripped out your body a la Mortal Kombat style 😄

    • @mega9538
      @mega9538 3 года назад +56

      Thats hot

    • @Crabhand
      @Crabhand 3 года назад +112

      It would be pretty great to have Shepard just keel over and bring up the "Critical Mission Failure" the moment you chose such an option.

    • @acousticmonkey2209
      @acousticmonkey2209 3 года назад +16

      @@Crabhand😄😄😄 "Miranda Wins" 😄

    • @GothicElf68
      @GothicElf68 3 года назад +20

      @@acousticmonkey2209 Please, Jack is a more powerful biotic than Miranda.

    • @acousticmonkey2209
      @acousticmonkey2209 3 года назад +3

      @@GothicElf68 😄 True.

  • @GTAVictor9128
    @GTAVictor9128 3 года назад +383

    To this day, I'm puzzled how the "Who said anything about love" is the top "paragon" option.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 3 года назад +94

      Technically if you're only interested in sex, its very paragon to be honest about it.

    • @GTAVictor9128
      @GTAVictor9128 3 года назад +82

      @@shadenox8164
      Putting it that way, I suppose you have a point. But they should have just written a better line, because it sounds so out of character for a paragon Shepard.

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice 3 года назад +15

      @@GTAVictor9128 Its a problem of all RPG games. Better wording of options would do so much good. Sometimes its even ridiculous like having written "shit" when the character says "fuck" - totally couldnt have used the right word there.
      People are making fun of it a lot like here:
      ruclips.net/video/qLnbFji-O0I/видео.html

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 3 года назад +9

      @@freespace353 Oh I'm sure it is a joke. Was just saying.

    • @AriEugene
      @AriEugene 3 года назад +49

      He's just teasing her - he's clearly interested in her for more than sex

  • @GothicElf68
    @GothicElf68 3 года назад +268

    "For the purposes of science."
    Cuts to the council "Oh, we have dismissed this claim." I nearly choked on my snack. lol

  • @dextergrif1052
    @dextergrif1052 3 года назад +179

    Tali is my favorite romance option, but I’ll admit that Jack’s is the most complex and interesting to me. The fact that there’s both a Paragon and Renegade romance is pretty cool

    • @CiderBearUntier
      @CiderBearUntier 2 года назад +8

      I romanced Jack years ago as paragon, maybe I misremember things but it left me feeling like you're constantly begging her to open up to you.

    • @Whazzupie
      @Whazzupie Год назад +3

      @@CiderBearUntier Nah that's pretty much the gist of it, growing up she's been prodded and abused and even begging for help in the facility she was held in no one responded to her, and as a young adult after escaping, she was similarly used into a blend of violence, crime, sex, and substance usage which ended up (rightfully) frying her perception of other people's intentions as only what they can get from her. It's an uphill battle to get her to lower her defenses because being so messed up as a child made her never want to be perceived as 'weak' again.
      Sadly no real way to get her to hash out her thoughts completely without romancing her, the best you can do for her strictly as a friend is the loyalty mission and little to nothing else afterward.

    • @jbear3478
      @jbear3478 Год назад

      If only there was a gay one 😅 but I respect their decision to make her straight

    • @Nick154999
      @Nick154999 Год назад

      @@jbear3478 there is

  • @slobiden.2593
    @slobiden.2593 3 года назад +208

    Who here accidentally invited Jack to their cabin m, panicked and told her to leave?
    You get free unlimited F-bombs when you do 😂

  • @pobzy4076
    @pobzy4076 3 года назад +317

    That fuck off was amazing! I love Jack

  • @Blazieth
    @Blazieth 3 года назад +273

    I still absolutely love the Jack romance. I had forgotten about Shepard's "I'm also technically undead :P" joke until now.

    • @empressink_
      @empressink_ 3 года назад +10

      I just romanced Jack for the first time and I LOVED it. It’s the reason I made different male Shepards because I like to romance Miranda and Tali. ✨💞

    • @TheDancerMacabre
      @TheDancerMacabre 3 года назад +7

      Jack and Same Sex Kaidan is the only reason why I play MaleShep.
      FemShep has just so much better line delivery.
      Not a dig on Marc Meer, but I feel that MShep just tries too hard to be calm and dry.
      That and Garrus.

    • @empressink_
      @empressink_ 3 года назад +20

      @@TheDancerMacabre Maleshep is awesome. Not everyone has to have epic line delivery, lmaoo.

    • @ZangetsuDDR
      @ZangetsuDDR 3 года назад +3

      @@empressink_ line delivery is kind of critical to voice acting. It's what brings the character alive. I tend to not make MSheps for the specific reason that everything that comes out of Mark Meer's mouth just sounds dry and uninteresting.

    • @empressink_
      @empressink_ 3 года назад +20

      @@ZangetsuDDR I personally think he fits the voice very well in 2 and 3. Maleshep is an awesome role to play.

  • @copilots3159
    @copilots3159 3 года назад +326

    whats weird is Miranda says she wont be shared but in reality she's the one sharing Shep.

    • @DavZeugme
      @DavZeugme 3 года назад +5

      Missed that, can you explain ?

    • @copilots3159
      @copilots3159 3 года назад +80

      @@DavZeugme 5:08 Miranda says she "wont be shared" but that phrasing implies that she is the one being shared but shared by who exactly? She isn't dating anyone else.
      Shepard on the other hand is trying to get with the two women so in this instance he is the one being shared.

    • @nikik5567
      @nikik5567 3 года назад

      @@copilots3159 eh, they’re also technically being shared with the other girl. So it makes sense

    • @copilots3159
      @copilots3159 3 года назад +32

      @@nikik5567 N-No she's not...literally She is having nothing to do with the other girl. Check your logic.
      IF you are in a love triangle where the other two individuals are only trying to get after you and not each other, YOU are the one being shared, no one else is.

    • @winterspirit3734
      @winterspirit3734 3 года назад +15

      Was thinking the same! Should've said she won't be sharing

  • @hienapple4664
    @hienapple4664 3 года назад +180

    This video comes up and it's like Geralt with Triss and Yennefer all over again.

    • @ChrisTian-ed8ol
      @ChrisTian-ed8ol 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, but you get them in their underwear, and they get to chain you too a bed.

    • @monkeycat451
      @monkeycat451 3 года назад +18

      @@ChrisTian-ed8ol And leave you there for Dandelion to make fun of you.

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 года назад +5

      Except both ladies in the Witcher are more sensible.

  • @henrytownshed5304
    @henrytownshed5304 3 года назад +290

    Garrus is Shepard ' s true love.

    • @diehgo_sp
      @diehgo_sp 3 года назад +79

      I thought Shepard and Harbinger had something off screen, those lines from the reaper for him: "I know you feel this." "Preserve Shepard's body." "This is true power"
      A love story better than Twilight.

    • @jxckedgell3821
      @jxckedgell3821 3 года назад +5

      @@diehgo_sp definitely 😂

    • @nikik5567
      @nikik5567 3 года назад +9

      To be fair, he is the only one who stuck around in all three games

    • @Talinimity
      @Talinimity 3 года назад +13

      @@nikik5567 And Tali didn't?

    • @cheechong5969
      @cheechong5969 3 года назад +4

      @@nikik5567 Liara was technically there. As she said. Even when their lovers pass, the asari still carries their lover with them

  • @icysteve46
    @icysteve46 3 года назад +162

    As much as those two love each other, it never crossed my mind to get them both it bed. Like I said, "I don't plan on dying twice."

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice 3 года назад +9

      Meanwhile I did it unknowingly. Usually, I do Miranda's loyalty mission first for her outfit BUT I wanted to change it up and did Jack's first and its insane how easily locked is Jack romance. No questions asked pretty much and she goes straight from "WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT DOWN HERE" to "I will think about the relationship,k". I prefer the game explicitely saying "do you wanna romance this person?" because its very easy to slip up and romance Jack.

    • @AC-iz7eh
      @AC-iz7eh 3 года назад +6

      Yeah I get what you mean. But it's the way how the dialogue choices work in ME, I was thinking just being nice to Jack as I was playing Paragon and we needed to keep reminding her that not everyone is a shithead and somehow ended up romancing her lmao

  • @H3lios227
    @H3lios227 3 года назад +96

    Just remember "take pictures"

    • @simongvs
      @simongvs 3 года назад +1

      Forget that, record a video!😁

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 3 года назад +4

      @@simongvs Kasumi : “I know there’s a market for that”

  • @bgkitkat1237
    @bgkitkat1237 3 года назад +114

    It wasn't the collectors that destroyed the Normandy it was jack and mirandas cat fight

  • @xXcorpitoXx
    @xXcorpitoXx 3 года назад +44

    Miranda: "I won't be shared."
    Shepard:"You're not the one being shared. I am."

  • @Gayner-h3q
    @Gayner-h3q 3 года назад +135

    The best thing about the Mass Effect series is how many avenues you can go down depending on your choices. Unfortunately I'm a boring fuck so I play it safe and choose the same options with each playthrough because that's how I wanna play. I've been playing this series since it started and there's so much I missed out on...good thing you make these videos so I can finally see what happened.

    • @neansath
      @neansath 3 года назад +7

      Same here. There's very few deviation on my Trilogy playthrough. Later on I realized there's a term "paragade" that perfectly applies to my playstyle.

    • @iamthe1234567890
      @iamthe1234567890 3 года назад +2

      If you make the same choices, why bother playing through again? Unless you just want to see the remaster legendary edition.

    • @master_ace
      @master_ace 2 года назад +8

      The fact that all of us here are afraid of selecting a new unknown options, or a mean options, just shows how much the game makes you care, how great the writing is.

    • @rexcaliborb0i226
      @rexcaliborb0i226 Год назад

      nah I love both paths but I'm more hesitant when it comes to certain choices like killing wrex in me1 or destroying Dr. Maleon's data in me2 due to personal attachments or war assets in me3 respectively

    • @jamonbrown29
      @jamonbrown29 Год назад

      That’s the stupidest thing I ever read

  • @Lancenova
    @Lancenova 3 года назад +208

    In my playthrough, I had romanced Miranda, broke up with her, had a fling with Jack, then after she said that was all, I went to Tali and romanced her. 3 in one playthrough. Still amazed I pulled it off.

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 года назад +41

      *salutes*

    • @thierrytriay9077
      @thierrytriay9077 3 года назад +58

      And dinner with Kelly (Liara doesn't count, too easy) I made the 5 girls in that order : Liara, Jack, Kelly, Miranda, Tali

    • @CabageBeans
      @CabageBeans 3 года назад +13

      What the hell do you have to do to pull that off?

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 года назад +18

      @@CabageBeans Way too much work. But I respect that.

    • @mbovb006
      @mbovb006 3 года назад +26

      @@CabageBeans Romance Miranda and do her trust mission. Avoid talking to Jack for this bit. Talk to Jack for the icebreaker convo. Break it off with Miranda. Talk to Jack again. Initiate the hookup scene (this makes it so romance partner is not possible but sex is). Then go talk to Tali. Start Tali's romance.

  • @life4trinity
    @life4trinity 3 года назад +69

    "I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom." 🤣

  • @TheRogueCobra
    @TheRogueCobra 3 года назад +42

    I've seen that smiling Shepard in the thumbnail for years and I still have no idea where it's from.
    It gets me everytime, but I couldn't tell you when it happens.
    Edit: OH! It's when you tell Miranda you're just trying to get her in bed. Lmao, that makes it 10x better.

  • @Camuska
    @Camuska 3 года назад +96

    What If You Romance BOTH JACK & MIRANDA
    > I have many files, pictures, vids and folders that proves the possibility of such a brave action

  • @deadcard13
    @deadcard13 2 года назад +19

    2 interesting things:
    1) you can break up with a romance after the Suicide Mission if you wish to pursue another squadmate, but still get the cutscenes and completely romance all available companions in a single playthrough.
    2) if you romance Miranda and break up with her before exporting your save to ME3, you'll be able to start a different romance, but still let her survive Kai Lang.

    • @jasondowling5798
      @jasondowling5798 Год назад +1

      Oh shit so i should have broken up with her 😂😂 well that sucks

    • @titan20111
      @titan20111 Год назад +1

      This was super useful during my “maximize war assets playthrough” where I also wanted to romance Miranda. This little loophole helped a lot

  • @shadowthoughts7959
    @shadowthoughts7959 3 года назад +63

    I miss the dual confrontation that could happen in ME1

  • @rivalstorm7216
    @rivalstorm7216 3 года назад +28

    Of course Jack wouldn’t take the break well, she wanted the captains long sword but got beaten out by the cheerleader

  • @ZanoxisStreaming
    @ZanoxisStreaming 3 года назад +36

    Jack is actually one of my favorite characters after this...so much emotion

  • @nickrffpatellis852
    @nickrffpatellis852 3 года назад +19

    I'm also technically undead.
    Most badass line .
    Ever

  • @diamondinthesky4771
    @diamondinthesky4771 2 года назад +7

    Imagine someone asking "okay so who here's had sex with Shepard?" and literally all of the women just simultaneously raise their hand.

  • @dangeroso121
    @dangeroso121 Год назад +1

    9:21 "I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom". I'll have to remember to use that line IRL.

  • @PabloVaughan
    @PabloVaughan 3 года назад +11

    The best triangle attempt was in The Witcher 3. The result of trying to be a horndog was probably one of the funniest moments in gaming!

  • @MIchael_Haievskyi
    @MIchael_Haievskyi 3 года назад +15

    I'm now trying to remember how, but once I managed to have three "relationships". The first with Miranda, the second with Liara (DLC Shadow Broker) and the third with Tali. And I think it would be possible to add Jack here (where she doesn't go up to your cabin)))
    I'll try to repeat this in the Legendary Edition, then I'll tell you how managed to done so)

  • @josephraffurty9293
    @josephraffurty9293 3 года назад +34

    Another weird thing about the romance mechanic in ME2 is that you can romance all potential squad mates for your character’s gender in one play through. On my first play through ever I chose Miranda (male shep). Then, I was surprised that you could play more after the final mission (cause you couldn’t in ME1) and I started to explore all the games options. I noticed that if you had gotten all romance options to a certain point you could complete a romance, dump them, then go to the next. What was weird was the other characters never acknowledged this out side the dialogue when you dump them. I never tried it again, especially since I now prefer a specific play through and romance, so can’t confirm you can still do that.

  • @AnimeShinigami13
    @AnimeShinigami13 3 года назад +33

    Yeah two stubborn and independent biotic babes, this can't end well! I prefer to pair Jack and Miranda together so I leave them alone. That said I wish I could make it clear in these conversation trees when I don't intend them to be romantic and I want to strike up a friendship even if they're compatible as a romance. Why can't male Shepard just be a mentor for both of them? Jack needs to learn to rely on other people more and Miranda needs her confidence boosted. It's the same thing with femshep and her male romance options. I'd like to be able to learn more about the Drell from an in character stand point. And because I mostly play paragon characters I feel Shepard would want to spend time with Thane since he's dying. I don't want him to misconstrue that with Femshep wanting a romance with him. I don't think a seperate "we're buds and I'm the leader so I want to make sure you're the best you can be" conversation tree is too much to ask.

  • @Elarris700
    @Elarris700 3 года назад +35

    I am sad at the lack of confrontation. I wanted to see that scene like in 1 but it be an utter fustercluck with you getting biotically slapped across the room twice if you suggest to keep both

    • @SynchronizorVideos
      @SynchronizorVideos 2 года назад +4

      Cerberus doesn’t have the budget for Lazarus Project 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    • @angeloalvarez5520
      @angeloalvarez5520 Год назад

      ​@@SynchronizorVideos"sorry but Shepherd isn't salvageable this time"

    • @nvelsen1975
      @nvelsen1975 Год назад

      @@SynchronizorVideos
      "Miranda, Jack, did you really have to rip his entire spine out? Do you know how long it'll cost to put that back in?" - Illusive Man, probably

  • @thatfrog05
    @thatfrog05 7 месяцев назад +1

    Trying to romance Jack and Miranda at the same time sounds like an easy way to be torn apart with biotic powers

  • @scottfarrell3609
    @scottfarrell3609 3 года назад +14

    I want to share a personal experience as a warning. If you romance Miranda in ME2, but dump her in ME3, she dies at the end of the Sanctuary mission. I did everything right *except* for that - and it was disappointing. No matter what options I chose in her final scene, it had the same result. Jack doesn't have that outcome, but Miranda's death is particularly upsetting.

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 3 года назад +9

    Shepard's heart belongs to the reapers, no one else

  • @Dennis-up8uf
    @Dennis-up8uf 3 года назад +48

    Miranda: I won’t be shared.
    Shepard: You’re right, I will.

  • @AngelofAmbrosia
    @AngelofAmbrosia 3 года назад +23

    “Don’t you die Shepard.” Ugh ... damn ninjas are cutting onions again ...

  • @mightypanda54
    @mightypanda54 3 года назад +7

    I had a scenario in one of my playthroughs where you sleep with Jack (not a romance and doesn’t result in the romance scene ) and then still romanced Miranda. Jack approaches you in the mass effect 3 mission as if you had romanced her. Interesting stuff

  • @karyanchills983
    @karyanchills983 2 года назад +1

    Hehehe 🤭🌸🦋 Shepard's face in thumbnail is just plain devious.. thats right the thumbnail got me

  • @adant4815
    @adant4815 3 года назад +54

    Jack has the most girliest attitude in the game

    • @nicbahtin4774
      @nicbahtin4774 3 года назад +13

      Well she was abused as a child so it makes perfect sense

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice 3 года назад +8

      I dont know about that. When you have someone as immature as Tali. Romancing her is like being with an underage N1 fangirl that has pictures of you all over her room.

    • @TheFIghtin
      @TheFIghtin 3 года назад

      Jack sucks

  • @supermutant963
    @supermutant963 3 года назад +2

    6:28 okay, she tried to genuinely talk to you and you pull this card, this is a renegade material

  • @Vr_gamer-3
    @Vr_gamer-3 2 года назад +3

    I love how jack is SO rude and mad when shepard tries to talk to her again

  • @field-armada
    @field-armada 3 года назад +3

    1:28 that face is scarier than the Reapers.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 10 месяцев назад

      He looks like he’s been gassed by The Joker (DC)

  • @dannymac939
    @dannymac939 Год назад

    “I’ve got other options, Jack.” Holy fuck, I didn’t even know that was a possible quote

  • @michaelh.9686
    @michaelh.9686 3 года назад +30

    I played as Fem Shepard which was really disappointing because I found both Jack and Miranda interesting characters, and you can’t establish love interest with them as a female (even though you can work all the way up to the commitment conversation, flirtation and all, and be turned away. Something I didn’t know about playing through the first time 🙃)
    I settled for some lesbian action with Kelly before getting some alien love action with Garrus. He’s not much in the looks department but he did bring me wine

    • @Timshot100
      @Timshot100 9 месяцев назад

      Mass 3 play Female Shep and go after Samantha but custom make Shepherd to look just like Samantha you will get a Shower Scene and a bed scene before the final push ! 😅

  • @mcboomsauce7922
    @mcboomsauce7922 3 года назад +2

    "but we have dismissed that claim"
    epic editing dan

  • @orestislazanakis4960
    @orestislazanakis4960 3 года назад +5

    8:23 Shephard looks like "Wait that's it, no sex??"

  • @ethanpethel3261
    @ethanpethel3261 3 года назад +6

    Thanks for pursuing the choices others like me would never attempt lol

  • @damienhine1861
    @damienhine1861 3 года назад +4

    There should be a secret scene unlocked by breaking off romances with every available romance option. A scene where the crew mates stage an intervention for Shepard.

  • @agrey832
    @agrey832 3 года назад +6

    "We have dismissed that claim" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Well played sir

  • @MyArt360
    @MyArt360 3 года назад +5

    "I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom" Shepard has a way with women

  • @theGreenGoblin
    @theGreenGoblin 3 года назад +6

    Literally had this issue. Then I found out that Liara was still an option from the Shadow Broker DLC. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 3 года назад +1

    "We're going to have to break up with Jack"
    The thought of that very idea scares me substantially.

  • @JEBERNARD
    @JEBERNARD 3 года назад +8

    Have you ever considered making a video about the various mods by the Mass Effect community? I have the entire trilogy on PC and wanted to see what was out there!!

  • @dienekesn9312
    @dienekesn9312 3 года назад +1

    Wasn't expecting that "FUCK OFF!" from jack lmao I died 🤣

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel 3 года назад +10

    Miranda: Promise me you won't die
    Shepard: I WILL NEVER DIE

  • @liteflunky
    @liteflunky 3 года назад +1

    I absolutely love Shepards smile in the thumbnail

  • @sparkzmentalz2
    @sparkzmentalz2 3 года назад +1

    "I've got other options. You understand right?" Shepard with that abundance mindset!

  • @TheHotlikefire
    @TheHotlikefire 3 года назад +5

    Technically you can exp both, after suicide mission end it one and then go to the other. However it completely voids the first romance so in ME3 it’s like it never happened.

  • @boethia7367
    @boethia7367 2 года назад +1

    I can't believe you did that to Jack.

  • @raveboxmedia353
    @raveboxmedia353 3 года назад +3

    Good video man love your stuff. With the remaster round the corner, you should considering doing a video on a guide to getting the highest possible war assets in 3 from choices across all 3 games

  • @found6393
    @found6393 3 года назад +3

    This is an understandable outcome. However, I can't help but wish they'd gone the Geralt+Triss+Yennefer route. You know, where it seems like you're going to successfully snag them both, only for them to unite against you. It'd be hilarious to see Jack and Miranda resolve their differences in the interest of kicking Shepard's ass.

  • @planktonuser660
    @planktonuser660 3 года назад +2

    I always love how Jack casually uses the word bitch

  • @keithwatkins6465
    @keithwatkins6465 Год назад +1

    Favorite conspiracy: they are the same person

  • @GingyAnaJoe
    @GingyAnaJoe 4 месяца назад +1

    Im so mad about Jack in ME3... shes my favorite romance, Tali is probably the best one. But Jack is just... Jack. And then you barely see her in the game. Angers me every playthrough. She is the type of woman i always fall for irl 😂 minus the harsh and badass loyalty

  • @davidstevens9185
    @davidstevens9185 3 года назад +10

    With the shadow broker dlc you can romance liara in all 3 games, and still romance someone in mass effect 2. Then in mass effect 3 it doesn’t negatively effect you. You still have the romance options in 3.

  • @GameCritic101
    @GameCritic101 3 года назад +7

    Instead of a love triangle, how about a love square with Tali, Miranda, and Jack?

    • @mbovb006
      @mbovb006 3 года назад +1

      Approve of this as they are my favorites for romance options. But they definitely wrote the stories to reflect the animosity/friendships that develop out of that square. If you romance Tali - Jack gets Tali a tattoo because "Shepard will find it hot". Obviously Miranda and Jacks fight is already there. The fact that it only initiates after gaining loyalty from both Jack and Miranda is pretty telling. Tali is genuinely jealous of Miranda even if you romance only Tali. I was still picking up on vibes between Miranda and Shep in ME3 even though I never initiated romance with Miranda on that playthrough of ME2. Jack not so much. If you don't romance Jack - she becomes almost like a wingman for Tali's romance of Shep. Its cute.

    • @yesir6870
      @yesir6870 2 года назад

      Love hexagon

    • @trillrifaxegrindor4411
      @trillrifaxegrindor4411 Год назад

      tali is irritated by the "perfect cerberus cheerleader"

  • @BishopS
    @BishopS 3 года назад +1

    *Big Dan Shepherd walks into a room with both Miranda and Jack while romancing them both.*
    "I should go."

  • @bryanreyes7382
    @bryanreyes7382 3 года назад +1

    Well I'm on my first playthrough on ME 2, I had a relationship with Miranda. From my second to now playthrough, my relationship is with Jack. Now i'm currently replaying Mass Effect 2, this time on Insanity difficulty and I just chose Miranda. I already played Mass Effect 3 by staying in a relationship with Jack. Now, I just started to replay ME 2 on Insanity and I chose to be with Miranda and then I'll carry it over to ME 3.

  • @jacobwilson7109
    @jacobwilson7109 6 месяцев назад

    "I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom" is crazyyyy

  • @larsgolenia
    @larsgolenia 2 года назад

    That Thumbnail is perfect!

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 10 месяцев назад

      Shepard: this is where the fun begins

  • @cynfaelalek-walker7003
    @cynfaelalek-walker7003 3 года назад +1

    Shepard have you heard the tragedy of geralt the chained?

  • @Andrew_Price
    @Andrew_Price 3 года назад +3

    Hey, Big Dan... here's an idea... In the Citadel DLC, during most encounters with multiple NPCs present, one will throw a dialogue line, usually funny. The character is definitely not 'random' but somehow decided as 'who your favorite is'. How do they elect that?

  • @NitroNEXT
    @NitroNEXT 3 года назад +1

    Shepard about to get MeToo'd

  • @AmberlaMaderia
    @AmberlaMaderia Год назад +1

    Hehe, I am a little too straight and single for a devoted male Shepard run so I always romance everyone. A bit awkward when the one who I've locked in then dies during Suicide Mission (yeah, Jack died. Oops) but when that happened Tali was game just like that. Picked Tali so I could keep her from Garrus. It's a whole thing. My female Shepard is devoted to Garrus above all 😊

  • @evadexxx2898
    @evadexxx2898 2 года назад

    Thumbnail is just perfect XDDD

  • @RandyRibbon
    @RandyRibbon 3 года назад

    The thumbnail is priceless

  • @VELVETPERSON
    @VELVETPERSON 3 года назад +6

    Miranda: "this is crazy, talking about love on a suicide mission!"
    Shepherd: "i think your butt is a bit more important....
    WE BANG, OKAY?"

  • @Jarsia
    @Jarsia 3 года назад +2

    Romancing Jack and Miranda at the same time
    Shepard "This is a hell of a gamble......I'm gonna risk it, for tits"
    Miranda "(heavy sigh)Dammit Shepard, what tits?"

  • @PalimpsestProd
    @PalimpsestProd 3 года назад +1

    What should have happened... Shep shows up to stop their fight just in time to see Jack shockwave Miranda through her office door and Miranda lands on her bed. Both women see Shep and biotic blue lights in their eyes.
    Cut to: EXT. Normandy. Space.
    Shep is blown out the window of Miranda's office. Super Text: Mission Fail

  • @jimbeaux89
    @jimbeaux89 3 года назад +1

    Dude.. no other studio comes near oldschool BioWare when it comes to romance.
    “Who said anything about love? I’m just trying to get you into bed”
    Lmao best BioWare quote ever. Right up there with some Revan/Bastilla lines

  • @sirstan4897
    @sirstan4897 3 года назад +1

    doing jack like that was dirty.
    “FUCK OFF”😂😂😂

  • @locutus155
    @locutus155 6 месяцев назад

    Joker: "We have a Mako and a Hammerhead in the cargo bay, but NOT a Yokosuka MXY-7!"

  • @SunBunz
    @SunBunz 2 года назад

    4:15 “Ok. WTF, Shepard?”
    😂

  • @Titus873
    @Titus873 3 года назад +1

    Both romances are awesome, personally i prefer the cheerleader Miranda but when romancing Jack you touch her heart and its sweet. She deserves to be loved.

  • @dennisbohner6876
    @dennisbohner6876 2 года назад +1

    The old 'in and out' can be done with Jack without commitments. Of course, it's down in the engine room against a wall. It doesn't interfere with any other romance. I managed to 'do' Miri and Liara also. My preferred partner is Liara. When an Asari biotic says she loves you, that ain't fooling around. "I'm forever yours.", was a hell of a goodbye.

  • @MCB741
    @MCB741 3 года назад

    The facial animations are the best part!

  • @ParagonBubble
    @ParagonBubble 3 года назад +5

    I’ve always wondered what would happen in ME3 if you romance someone in ME1 and someone else in ME2

    • @pedrolatimer7889
      @pedrolatimer7889 3 года назад

      Imo nothing really happens. In others opinion they bring it up in conversation and on one maybe two missions if you have both of them in a square they give each other sideway looks and sound a bit jealous. Now if one is on the normandy and the other one isn't. Basically nothing happen besides them asking if you want to be together again and that happens if you romanced two ppl or just one, the dialogue is the same.

    • @mastertadakatsu
      @mastertadakatsu 3 года назад

      Other than a "not so subtle" series of conversations between Ashley and Tali during the Geth Dreadnought, not much outside Citidel.

  • @DrkProphet
    @DrkProphet 3 года назад +4

    I feel like after watching this, Miranda is the best option due to the fact at least I might survive the giant love limbo....with Jack, no so much 💀

  • @dallas2vabeach
    @dallas2vabeach Год назад

    Lmaooo, Sheperd got that dog in him...I love it!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mcell101
    @mcell101 3 года назад +1

    Had that lock in convo Between Tali and Jack ...Tali dont play no games 😂😂

  • @Lemontarts01
    @Lemontarts01 Год назад +1

    "Im also technically undead"
    Is the most underrated line EVER 😂😂