Yoda Cancels The Acolyte

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @JoeSavySC2
    @JoeSavySC2 2 месяца назад +10389

    "Your floppy lightsaber, mhmm, keep that you may"
    ~Yoda
    100% Canon

    • @A21-EDITS21
      @A21-EDITS21 2 месяца назад +107

      Lightsaber whips were in legends you know.

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 месяца назад +194

      LOL. Floppy lightsabers are proof of weak Jedi.
      No wonder Order 66 wiped them out.

    • @anunexpectedfire4062
      @anunexpectedfire4062 2 месяца назад +48

      Just added to my head cannon

    • @spencerwilliams7385
      @spencerwilliams7385 2 месяца назад +73

      ​@@A21-EDITS21Disney bought the rights to Lucasfilms, in 2012, and by 2013 they owned the rights to all star wars productions. 2014 is when Dinsey started the creation of Dinsey star wars legends. Alot of the stuff in legends broke The orginal cannon, rules, etc of the creations that came before Disney started to aquire Lucasfilm in 2012. So no lightsabe whips did not exist until star wars legends which was another Dinsey products (some of the star wars legends stuff was good, but a large chunk of it changes the already established rules, laws, and lore of the existing content before Disney got ahold of Lucasfilm).
      To be fair, thier were a few bad creations from the orgianl Lucasfilms, before they became Disney Lucasfilms (the most nafiroius was A wokiee holiday), but even the bad holiday special, and story book they made about the ewoks stayed true to star wars lore, laws, and rules.

    • @ComiccollectorGamer
      @ComiccollectorGamer 2 месяца назад +28

      @@spencerwilliams7385the Black Wing Virus was a cool part of Legends though the zombie stormtroopers was pretty cool

  • @gabrielmambo5436
    @gabrielmambo5436 2 месяца назад +2112

    You know something is wrong with a show when HISHE just goes straight to this scene and announces the cancellation.

    • @Bruced82
      @Bruced82 2 месяца назад +23

      Mostly for the very easy clicks and likes.

    • @JawkneeJay
      @JawkneeJay 2 месяца назад +233

      @@Bruced82They gave the people what they wanted. Unlike what The Acolyte did

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 2 месяца назад +39

      But Dinsey said it was the dudebros who hated the show.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 месяца назад +47

      ​@@Bruced82someday Disney et al will learn that it really pays to give people what they want.

    • @ReapeX
      @ReapeX 2 месяца назад +6

      @@JawkneeJay Acolyte did have some good things.

  • @Lightning5717
    @Lightning5717 Месяц назад +602

    “Even the Wookiee…” Given that he has forged strong friendships with the Wookiees, Yoda must have felt particularly offended about that one.

    • @chrisshrader3404
      @chrisshrader3404 Месяц назад +27

      "I did it all for the wookies" Jolee Bindo

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 27 дней назад +18

      "Go away, the acolyte must. bad relations with the Wookies, it has."
      -Master Yoda

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 2 месяца назад +7544

    I sensed a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of dollars were crying out in fiery pain, and then were silenced.

    • @michiosd
      @michiosd 2 месяца назад +204

      It was a horrible 180 million deaths.

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 месяца назад +156

      Poor Mickey. I bet he’s crying.
      Walt didn’t ask for this. Hope someone in Disney does get fired… looking at Kathleen Kennedy.

    • @nickg5888
      @nickg5888 2 месяца назад +68

      Mickey? what about Walt? Poor man rolling in his grave

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 месяца назад

      @@nickg5888
      It’s Kathleen Kennedy’s fault. She allowed this. She needs to be fired immediately.

    • @22Arcana
      @22Arcana 2 месяца назад +85

      ​@@nickg5888pretty sure the guy has rolled enough in his grave that he dug through the mantle of the earth at this point.

  • @WilyGryphon
    @WilyGryphon 2 месяца назад +6260

    I was totally expecting Yoda to start quoting The Emperor's New Groove. "You're being let go, your department's being downsized, you're part of an outplacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option... Take your pick. I got more."

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 2 месяца назад +289

      Or another gem from that movie: "Hate your hair, not likely, yikes... yikes _yikes,_ and let me guess, you have a great personality. Is this really the best you can do?"

    • @chris_t2020
      @chris_t2020 2 месяца назад +50

      Me too. Such a miss opportunity.

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 2 месяца назад +71

      Hey, that's just like what Kuzco said to Yzma earlier!

    • @knightofarcane
      @knightofarcane 2 месяца назад +117

      @@WilyGryphon "Let go, you're being. Downsized, your department being. An outplacement, you're part of. A different direction, we're going in. Picking up your option, we're not. Your pick, take. More, I got"

    • @chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031
      @chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031 2 месяца назад

      @@UndomaranelP u l l t h e l e v e r K r o n k .

  • @runicdiva
    @runicdiva 2 месяца назад +1120

    Yes. This is season 2 of The Acolyte. Just a minute and fourteen seconds long. Perfect. Great ending.

    • @grahamstull2330
      @grahamstull2330 2 месяца назад +24

      Damn it's hard to get laughs from Yoda jokes at this stage, but this one is so spot-on it had me in tears.

    • @Ray_LF
      @Ray_LF Месяц назад +8

      nah, that would have cost another $900k. Best the mouse just leave it to HISHE

    • @Rhand75
      @Rhand75 Месяц назад +7

      Best episode ever. Well of the Acolyte.

    • @tach5884
      @tach5884 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@Rhand75A high bar, it is not.

    • @arklaw8306
      @arklaw8306 15 дней назад +2

      More seconds than it deserved.

  • @mattotis8412
    @mattotis8412 2 месяца назад +4731

    Yeah I love Yoda just Force YEETing her out of the room when she asks for 180M

    • @qwefg3
      @qwefg3 2 месяца назад +98

      Of course. If you listen she will start asking for 280M and an entire new group to go missing due to random accidents.

    • @gamingknight94
      @gamingknight94 2 месяца назад +84

      Had to let her go he did, the dark side of the cinema she was

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 2 месяца назад +2

      She deserved it. What an unlikable character.

    • @kishin901
      @kishin901 2 месяца назад +16

      ​@@qwefg3 "give a mouse a cookie..."

    • @JoséFerIzaparraga
      @JoséFerIzaparraga 2 месяца назад +4

      so you are gone uplode hishe´s videos of the of star wars series eh?

  • @Crossbones6732
    @Crossbones6732 2 месяца назад +2716

    “Matrix Jedi, Squid Games Jedi, Logan Jedi, even the Wookie!” Yeah, you tell ‘em Yoda!

    • @ramiroexposito4010
      @ramiroexposito4010 2 месяца назад +234

      They killed all the potentially good characters played by the good actors. It's incredible.

    • @wojtekreliga3881
      @wojtekreliga3881 2 месяца назад +27

      Why Torbin was considered as "Logan Jedi" and Indara as "Matrix Jedi"?

    • @Fulmerin
      @Fulmerin 2 месяца назад +184

      @@wojtekreliga3881 Logan Jedi was Jecki, who played the girl in the Logan movie. And Indara was Matrix Jedi because she played Trinity in the Matrix. Yoda didn't actually mention Torbin though I suppose he could have been referred to as "Game of Thrones Jedi".

    • @sicor94
      @sicor94 2 месяца назад +60

      @@wojtekreliga3881 Hes talking about Dafne Keen, she played Laura in Logan and Deapool & Wolverine.

    • @douglasmitchum1488
      @douglasmitchum1488 2 месяца назад +21

      @@sicor94I didn’t even make that connection when I saw jecki. Interesting

  • @jakekreeger1556
    @jakekreeger1556 Месяц назад +268

    1 minute has overshadowed the entire show

    • @carlireland5049
      @carlireland5049 Месяц назад +7

      I also love that HISHE didn’t even deem it worthy of a full episode. Just a one-minute scene of Yoda ending the show.

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese Месяц назад +1

      Overshadowed a turd with a masterpiece.

    • @assassingio9847
      @assassingio9847 16 дней назад +2

      ​@@carlireland5049That was the best way to do it THIS IS THE WAY!

  • @ygolight392
    @ygolight392 2 месяца назад +1172

    “Yes. FIRED you are!”
    - The GOAT Master Yoda

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 2 месяца назад +22

      Always the Goat 👍🏻

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q 2 месяца назад +6

      Couldn't save a youngling if his life depended on it, but hey, a parody version ending a dull show is worth of heroism, I guess.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@user-lb9xw4xf2qmaybe he thought lighsaber wounds weren't deadly, based on what we've seen of late.

  • @ahmedthebassa
    @ahmedthebassa 2 месяца назад +2547

    "Just give me a another chance...AND ONE HUNDRED and EIGHTY MILLION DOLLARS"
    This had me dead😂

    • @Concepcion30
      @Concepcion30 2 месяца назад +76

      I can't believe they spent that much on it when you could see how much they cut corners in certain scenes.

    • @rafibausk7071
      @rafibausk7071 2 месяца назад +50

      ​@@Concepcion30
      Then where did the rest of it go?
      Since that is apparently the reported budget.
      So either they were so incompetent that they had to reshoot everything so much. That they ran out of money.
      Who are they have no idea what a good seen looks like. And they pocketed the rest.
      Either way not a good look.

    • @IronMan-ds5bi
      @IronMan-ds5bi 2 месяца назад +23

      ​@@rafibausk7071 And money laundering

    • @Jeff-dm6uj
      @Jeff-dm6uj 2 месяца назад +6

      How dare they spend that much on a show like this, don't they care about starving star wars fans in America?

    • @pepperedash4424
      @pepperedash4424 2 месяца назад +14

      Which is not even considering the distribution, marketing, and merchandising expenses that likely cost well over $200 million.

  • @jonathanbaker4361
    @jonathanbaker4361 Месяц назад +130

    This isn't how it should have ended. This IS how it ended, after the camera stopped rolling.

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge 2 месяца назад +690

    Yoda displaying his ultimate wisdom: pretending this show never happened.

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 2 месяца назад +27

      What show?

    • @blue1133
      @blue1133 2 месяца назад +17

      You know it's bad when even Disney is trying to erase all memory of this show ever existing, going as far as canceling merchandise related to it. I haven't seen this level of trying to forget something existed since the Holiday Special.

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo Месяц назад +12

      @@blue1133 Can't wait for Lego Star Wars to make fun of this one aswell.

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 Месяц назад +7

      I wonder if Yoda used his Jedi Mind tricks to make everyone forget about Acolyte.

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday Месяц назад +4

      ​@@samflood5631: Didn't need to JMT me! I already forgot about TFA, TLJ, TROS - (Not to be confused with ROTS), Andor, Ahsoka, & The Acolyte.

  • @jacksonconley5117
    @jacksonconley5117 2 месяца назад +2616

    The Matrix Jedi, Squid Game Jedi, Logan Jedi, and the Wookie were all killed off too soon.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 2 месяца назад +178

      Completely wasted and disrespected.

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 месяца назад +80

      All by Sith Lord Scott Denoga.

    • @RubyMoney2255
      @RubyMoney2255 2 месяца назад +31

      Which Logan Jedi, was it?

    • @venyeet5021
      @venyeet5021 2 месяца назад +20

      The Wookie. 😢

    • @RubyMoney2255
      @RubyMoney2255 2 месяца назад +84

      @@venyeet5021 I've checked. It was the actress who played Laura/X-23.

  • @AsianTrix
    @AsianTrix 2 месяца назад +153

    1:00 Your floppy lightsaber, keep that you may.

  • @Fembot-Logic
    @Fembot-Logic 2 месяца назад +1315

    "If you just give me another chance and 180 millions dollars..." Hilarilous! 😂

    • @WestLegend03
      @WestLegend03 2 месяца назад +36

      Not "if", she says "just give me" like she assumed he will actually give her $180M. 😂😂😂

    • @stevekirkpatrick1612
      @stevekirkpatrick1612 2 месяца назад +23

      Actual dialog from the meeting when the show was not greenlit for another season makes its way into a HISHE.

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 2 месяца назад

      @@WestLegend03 yep.
      Self righteous and complete unwillingness to accept responsibility.
      Typical feminazi

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 2 месяца назад

      ​@@WestLegend03The whole statement starts with 'If'. Both clauses are subject to it.

    • @WestLegend03
      @WestLegend03 2 месяца назад

      ​@@gm2407The whole statement starts with 'no talk'. Sounds pretty clear to me.

  • @cpear760
    @cpear760 2 месяца назад +1406

    0:23 "Forced to resign." That just sounds funny to me considering the scene is two Jedi.

    • @wettham_5188
      @wettham_5188 2 месяца назад +21

      Bro figured out the joke

    • @Shrike_XV
      @Shrike_XV 2 месяца назад +6

      Bru, I almost choked on my yogurt reading this.🤣

    • @kingcamelot1395
      @kingcamelot1395 2 месяца назад +29

      I only see one Jedi in that room.

    • @wadenbeisser2491
      @wadenbeisser2491 2 месяца назад +4

      Threaded into resignment.

    • @Shinigawamerchant7898
      @Shinigawamerchant7898 2 месяца назад +6

      This HISHE cartoon should be canon!

  • @LFD-zb8to
    @LFD-zb8to Месяц назад +30

    1 minute and 14 seconds for this video was light years better than 8 episodes of The Acolyte that cost millions of dollars....

  • @joemerkel9699
    @joemerkel9699 2 месяца назад +1004

    This has no business being so funny. But, Yoda saying fired in so many ways (but still having Yoda's odd speech quirks) just works far too well.

    • @Cannon1971
      @Cannon1971 2 месяца назад +25

      And you can keep your floppy lightsaver. That was perfect.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 2 месяца назад +9

      "Your show would be pushing up the daisies if you hadn't nailed it to the perch!" 😺😺

    • @connubiondj
      @connubiondj 2 месяца назад

      This had poor writing.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 2 месяца назад +5

      Funny this was

    • @barrannugrahakodri8695
      @barrannugrahakodri8695 Месяц назад

      ​@@connubiondjcope

  • @BrotherhoodWorkshop
    @BrotherhoodWorkshop 2 месяца назад +1229

    This short proves that good can come out of bad.

    • @Chris_Thorndyke
      @Chris_Thorndyke 2 месяца назад +23

      Words to live by.

    • @kevindelgado1459
      @kevindelgado1459 2 месяца назад +21

      Time to heal for the fanbase

    • @supernerd8067
      @supernerd8067 2 месяца назад +8

      @BrotherhoodWorkshop agreed, and love your videos.

    • @ivibs1984
      @ivibs1984 2 месяца назад +7

      @@kevindelgado1459 This Starwars fan doesnt care anymore and has moved on. Zero interest with what they do with the IP in the future.

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 месяца назад +6

      Amen to that, BrotherhoodWorkshop.

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 2 месяца назад +46

    ''180 million credits......made of money, the Order is not. Question us, the Senate will, on what we're spending it on. Letting you go is cheaper, I find. Save us money and Jedi Knights, it will.'' -Yoda

  • @isaacmallorn9137
    @isaacmallorn9137 2 месяца назад +325

    "What are you saying?"
    Yoda continues with another dozen ways of saying you're fired.
    Noice

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest 2 месяца назад +647

    Yoda: In 200 years, to deal with "This sith problem", yes. Leave it for a book or comic, I will.

  • @kaylahensley1581
    @kaylahensley1581 2 месяца назад +79

    Cartoon Venestra is so much more likable than the one in the show. The voice actor and cartoonist can actually *emote*.

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy Месяц назад +7

      Her actress in the show cannot act to save her life.

    • @sub-jec-tiv
      @sub-jec-tiv Месяц назад +4

      Nepotistra

    • @swissarmyknight4306
      @swissarmyknight4306 17 дней назад

      @@hopegalaxy Showrunners wife. Somehow, the showrunner's wife who can't act got a major part. Nobody can figure out how this happened.

  • @42backscratchpsapy86
    @42backscratchpsapy86 2 месяца назад +288

    "Can I just have another chance and 180 million dollars?"
    *Yoda death sound*

    • @RMMS13
      @RMMS13 2 месяца назад +17

      She didn't even ask "Can I', she straight up just said "give me" 😂

    • @williamhenning4700
      @williamhenning4700 2 месяца назад +3

      GIMME DA MONEY

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday Месяц назад +2

      You know the Lego Yoda death scream was basically his scream when he leapt at Dooku in AotC, right? Because it is.

    • @42backscratchpsapy86
      @42backscratchpsapy86 Месяц назад +4

      @@Alysa-Aiday I know. It's both in TCS and in AOTC. I'm surprised that people just remember it as the death sound. Few people actually remember it's when he launches himself at Dooku. But calling it his death sound is such a iconic joke

  • @westernspaceodyssey3887
    @westernspaceodyssey3887 2 месяца назад +252

    "The boot you get." That's now part of my regular group of expressions. With Yoda voice.

  • @jackburton9035
    @jackburton9035 2 месяца назад +26

    They should have called this “How it should have never started”

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 2 месяца назад +710

    "Matrix Jedi, Squid Game Jedi, Logan Jedi, even the Wookie!"
    God that was good XD

    • @LukeTheGhostKiller
      @LukeTheGhostKiller 2 месяца назад +3

      Explain the reference to me please. I didn't bother with the show 💀

    • @moncr259
      @moncr259 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@LukeTheGhostKillernot sure about all the stuff, but one of the dead Jedi was Trinity from matrix, Squid Game I'm not sure, but probably played there too. I mostly heard these references in The Little Platoons reviews of the show

    • @mustafachoudhury3368
      @mustafachoudhury3368 2 месяца назад +15

      @@LukeTheGhostKiller Trinity from Matrix jedi, Master Sol Jedi from SquidG, Dafne Keen from Logan amongst the dozens of Jedi that get mass@cred under showrunner Leslie Headland's wife's 'leadership' there

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday Месяц назад +5

      ​@@mustafachoudhury3368:
      Hold up! Leslie Headland's... What?!?

    • @mustafachoudhury3368
      @mustafachoudhury3368 Месяц назад +8

      @@Alysa-Aiday Yep ! whole Hollywood is just a 'the onion' satire now, the showrunner made her 'wife' the only surviving jedi 'leader' of that shishow

  • @ludwigvanbeethoven8448
    @ludwigvanbeethoven8448 2 месяца назад +361

    This is possibly my favourite HISHE in years.
    It was perfect.
    It managed to encapsulate the cancellation news acuurately explain the "why" of the cancellation in a single line and act as a regular HISHE to The Acolyte show itself.

  • @frankm35506
    @frankm35506 2 месяца назад +70

    This is the canon ending. Glad fans of the show got their closure

  • @YT0091
    @YT0091 2 месяца назад +137

    This clip was better in story, directing, character development, and pace than the entire Acolyte series.

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 24 дня назад +2

      Well, tbf, they actually put work into this minute long short..

    • @Webwra
      @Webwra 5 дней назад

      You mean the entire Star Wars franchise, right?

  • @Arcona
    @Arcona 2 месяца назад +143

    Cancelled you are. Bring balance to the force, this does.

    • @spartansheart808
      @spartansheart808 2 месяца назад +12

      Not as long as Kathleen Kennedy still has a job or influence over the Star Wars IP.

    • @emsnewssupkis6453
      @emsnewssupkis6453 2 месяца назад +1

      @@spartansheart808 Make this cartoon but with Kennedy, instead!

    • @ruthhofwolt685
      @ruthhofwolt685 2 месяца назад

      Small balance, it brings. Too little, late.

    • @Webwra
      @Webwra 5 дней назад

      As long as Star Wars lives, there can be no balance.

  • @imonit4272
    @imonit4272 2 месяца назад +27

    “The boot you get!” 😂🤣😂

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia 2 месяца назад +460

    It's been a long while since HISHE did anything Star Wars.
    This is *PERFECTION!*

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 2 месяца назад +23

      Just goes to show you, The Acolyte was way too easy to pass up.
      Demanded a HISHE, it did.

    • @OdinReactor
      @OdinReactor 2 месяца назад +8

      "Keep your floppy saber" 🤣

    • @TheJackhammer3135
      @TheJackhammer3135 2 месяца назад +5

      And it’s only one minute long XD

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 2 месяца назад +1

      @@OdinReactor Hilarious!

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 2 месяца назад +7

      @@TheJackhammer3135 And didn't cost millions of dollars to make. And there is a good chance it may get more views than the actual show itself.

  • @Lastlasagna
    @Lastlasagna 2 месяца назад +148

    Best. HISHE. EVER.

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 2 месяца назад +15

    This was well-deserved and much needed video.

  • @casualfanatic4217
    @casualfanatic4217 2 месяца назад +899

    “If you just give me another chance, and a 180 million dollars.”
    And that’s the problem right there

    • @ObsessiveGeek
      @ObsessiveGeek 2 месяца назад +5

      It’s actually one of the most successful shows Disney+ has had (in terms of viewership), so money definitely isn’t the problem here.

    • @kmeanxneth
      @kmeanxneth 2 месяца назад +106

      ​@@ObsessiveGeek or that tell how bad the other shows in Disney+ are if this was the most successful.

    • @parthgajjar1607
      @parthgajjar1607 2 месяца назад +63

      ​@@ObsessiveGeek Was this show a success financially?!

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 месяца назад +24

      Stick to animation, Disney. Mainly ones that aren’t ladybugs or primos.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 2 месяца назад +67

      @@ObsessiveGeek It's very difficult to judge how financially viable a subscription service show was but I doubt it made enough impact or they would have done another season.
      And if that's the best they currently have, Disney+ is very deep in something.

  • @tannguyentrong6292
    @tannguyentrong6292 2 месяца назад +212

    I can't believe freakin' HISHE did The Acolyte commentary miles better than Honest Trailers.

    • @JohnDeFoor
      @JohnDeFoor 2 месяца назад +13

      Same thoughts! Honest Trailers were surprisingly mild.

    • @escailyhale2490
      @escailyhale2490 2 месяца назад +25

      Honest trailers got paid by the mouse to not roast em

    • @tannguyentrong6292
      @tannguyentrong6292 2 месяца назад +41

      @@escailyhale2490 I feel like Honest Trailers have been pretty meh for a while now. Ryan George over at Pitch Meetings does this so much better. And the guy is a Canadian.

    • @randykenyon9863
      @randykenyon9863 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@escailyhale2490if that's true, id very much like to know how you found that out, and if so shame on him.

    • @Rawen1982
      @Rawen1982 Месяц назад +8

      Honest Trailers really missed the mark on The Acolyte.

  • @redslate
    @redslate 2 месяца назад +11

    Yoda's offscreen giggles in-between insults had me chuckling. 😂

  • @yungo1rst
    @yungo1rst 2 месяца назад +834

    Yoda; to the agriculture sector for banishment you go!

    • @BoredOuttaMyMind
      @BoredOuttaMyMind 2 месяца назад +95

      Now THAT is an old reference! But a classic! Legend, even!

    • @Sitharos
      @Sitharos 2 месяца назад +37

      Ah yes, reference to the original series! 🙂

    • @justicedunham4088
      @justicedunham4088 2 месяца назад +35

      Talk to sentient plants forever, you will

    • @Blairington
      @Blairington 2 месяца назад +12

      deep cut

    • @astrobookwormsinger
      @astrobookwormsinger 2 месяца назад +15

      I wonder how many truly get this reference

  • @ellibobble1655
    @ellibobble1655 2 месяца назад +485

    Everyone drop everything! New HISHE episode!!!

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 2 месяца назад +9

      buddy, theres no reason to announce it lol we're here

    • @DeepThinker193
      @DeepThinker193 2 месяца назад +2

      I drop my baby just for this video.

  • @pedroaltamirano8265
    @pedroaltamirano8265 2 месяца назад +56

    This RUclips video has more views than the whole few episodes of the acolyte

  • @ChrisRayPlays
    @ChrisRayPlays 2 месяца назад +161

    Yoda speaking facts

  • @Medaumplay3
    @Medaumplay3 2 месяца назад +51

    They killed off every single one of their best characters, and then expected to get greenlit again. Even poor tommen!
    Thank you, master yoda

    • @Webwra
      @Webwra 5 дней назад +2

      They must have learned it from Game of Thrones

  • @Sweetroll_Wolfie
    @Sweetroll_Wolfie Месяц назад +12

    'At an end, your show is! And not short enough, it was.'

    • @VariaIV
      @VariaIV Месяц назад +3

      I had to stop by after the hearty laugh you gave me. 🫴👑

  • @natedcarr6148
    @natedcarr6148 2 месяца назад +319

    That $180 million budget ain't no lie.

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 2 месяца назад +19

      I wish it was. What a colossal waste.

    • @padmanabhanvaidyanathan7182
      @padmanabhanvaidyanathan7182 2 месяца назад +13

      What exactly did they spend $180 mil on? It wasn't the acting, the writing, the dialogue, the costumes, the special fx, or the directing. So what was it?

    • @盧璘壽로인수
      @盧璘壽로인수 2 месяца назад +7

      @@padmanabhanvaidyanathan7182 Lee Jung-jae's talent fee probably

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 2 месяца назад +5

      Would that also have included marketing/merchandising? Either way, I can think of a few charitable causes that could have benefited from even a fraction of the budget.

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 Месяц назад

      @@盧璘壽로인수he isn’t even that will known so I doubt that

  • @hishamnct6983
    @hishamnct6983 2 месяца назад +294

    Yoda : "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!"
    The Acolyte : "HUAAAAA!!!!!"

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 месяца назад +16

      @@hishamnct6983
      GANDALF: "I APPROVE THAT NOT PASS!"

    • @HaydenWerren
      @HaydenWerren 2 месяца назад +10

      YODA: “PASS, YOU SHALL NOT!”

    • @kirgan1000
      @kirgan1000 2 месяца назад +2

      You CAN NOT pass!!!!!

    • @TomTriyingtothink
      @TomTriyingtothink 2 месяца назад +2

      Down to the lowest depths and to the highest peaks I will fight you but you shall not pass !

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday Месяц назад

      "The lowest dungeon, from, the highest peak, to, the Balrog of Morgoth, I battled."

  • @MellowCorn-xs8bn
    @MellowCorn-xs8bn Месяц назад +45

    0:14 that laugh

    • @MrDerekMagnuson
      @MrDerekMagnuson Месяц назад

      It's not a laugh, it's a confused "WHAA?!"

    • @Anonymous-yq6wy
      @Anonymous-yq6wy Месяц назад +1

      ​@@MrDerekMagnuson Their talking about Yoda you Melon

  • @verentyee5413
    @verentyee5413 2 месяца назад +56

    Watching Yoda vent all his disappointments and frustration with _The Acolyte_ is too hilarious!😂😂 I have watched this short about 10 times already!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zirby5100
    @zirby5100 2 месяца назад +54

    She ain't getting those 180 million republic credits, she only gets the boot for being crazy

    • @moro2485
      @moro2485 29 дней назад +1

      180 in uk pounds actually.
      The real price is so much worse

  • @joelkirk6930
    @joelkirk6930 2 месяца назад +60

    Yoda being a male probably wouldn't have this much authority in the live-action show.
    With that said: This is probably the best episode of _The Acolyte_ in existence now.

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 2 месяца назад +44

    "This effort is no longer . . . profitable."
    -Hondo

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy 2 месяца назад +5

      I understood that reference

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday Месяц назад +3

      Every time anyone mentions "Hondo", I think of Samuel L. Jackson's character in the S.W.A.T. (2003) movie! Yes, I do know that's the wrong Hondo, but I don't know any other characters with that name.

    • @YSorrowYouths_Backup
      @YSorrowYouths_Backup Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Alysa-Aiday Have you watched The Clone Wars or Rebels? Hondo appears in both... and he survives every time!

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday Месяц назад

      ​@@YSorrowYouths_Backup: A bad experience with Facebook, I had. My interest in Star Wars, it destroyed.

  • @maksymilianziele28
    @maksymilianziele28 2 месяца назад +60

    The real story behind Dooku's resignation:
    "Fired him I did! A nuisance about dark futures for decades he was!"

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday Месяц назад +8

      "All his life, as away, he looked. To the future, the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What doing, he was."

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 2 месяца назад +8

    The fact that they really thought The Acolyte was going to have a second season by ending on a cliffhanger 😂

  • @NerdiBirdi_Bricks
    @NerdiBirdi_Bricks 2 месяца назад +356

    Canceled, the Acolyte is

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 2 месяца назад +51

      Celebrate we will!

    • @ComiccollectorGamer
      @ComiccollectorGamer 2 месяца назад +24

      Celebrate with Blue Milk and cake and fireworks we shall

    • @superscott9780
      @superscott9780 2 месяца назад +7

      I will see you in Return of the Jedi the Victory celebration video

    • @guywglasses313
      @guywglasses313 2 месяца назад +4

      good news,that is

    • @ocboy5163
      @ocboy5163 2 месяца назад +3

      Victorious, we are

  • @hopegalaxy
    @hopegalaxy 2 месяца назад +277

    Darth Plagueis: "Is it *still* safe to come out?"

    • @venyeet5021
      @venyeet5021 2 месяца назад +63

      No no.
      You stay there.
      They are saving you for later use.

    • @dodywidodo9433
      @dodywidodo9433 2 месяца назад +56

      Hang in there Plagueis, wait until The Wokelyte is non canon

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 2 месяца назад +31

      Come out? Oh no. It's getting more woke.

    • @TristanTodd-kk9um
      @TristanTodd-kk9um 2 месяца назад +12

      Into hiding you must.

    • @ruggedlemmings9163
      @ruggedlemmings9163 2 месяца назад +11

      Darth Plagueis was so strong in the Force that he could use it to create life. Ironic that the one person he couldn't save was himself....
      ...well, himself and this show.

  • @dwex39
    @dwex39 2 месяца назад +10

    Master Yoda showing how wise he is

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday Месяц назад

      900 years old in Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, he is. It all, and then some, he has seen.

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 2 месяца назад +136

    Man, HISHE made this one quickly.

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy 2 месяца назад +15

      It's been a long time since they did anything Star Wars.

    • @Zyph8n
      @Zyph8n 2 месяца назад +10

      No need to spend any more time in the SW universe

    • @mtsothm
      @mtsothm 2 месяца назад +7

      My guess is they made this one weeks or even months ago. They were just waiting for the cancellation.

    • @Ds9Defiant1701B
      @Ds9Defiant1701B 2 месяца назад

      yet never made any for Ready Player One back then

    • @TabalugaDragon
      @TabalugaDragon 2 месяца назад +1

      @@mtsothm there were rumors about Acolyte not getting a second seasons weeks before the official announcement, I'm guessing that's when they started working on it. Besides, there is not much action in this one, mostly talking.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 месяца назад +240

    Proof that Squid Games Jedi was the real hero after all.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 2 месяца назад +29

      Leslye Headland, on the other hand, does not see him that way.
      That's enough to tell you what kind of person she is.

    • @Dormouse-yv8lb
      @Dormouse-yv8lb 2 месяца назад +21

      He was the best part of the show! ☀️

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q 2 месяца назад +1

      @@liamphibia Did she say that or are you assuming?

    • @oneandonlyjark
      @oneandonlyjark 2 месяца назад

      Don't be a dick​@@liamphibia

    • @jeanroger3506
      @jeanroger3506 2 месяца назад +1

      The jedi were not meant to the hereos of this show. It was about the sith. Jedi were more or less supposed to be the antagonists

  • @dogstar5927
    @dogstar5927 Месяц назад +10

    Back to scissoring Harvey’s former personal assistant, you go ! 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

  • @empiricalpurity
    @empiricalpurity 2 месяца назад +75

    Matrix Jedi, Squid Game Jedi, Logan Jedi… That is so underrated. Lol.

    • @KMDragonS
      @KMDragonS 2 месяца назад +5

      Even the Wookie

  • @Macielos1
    @Macielos1 2 месяца назад +113

    I love it that you deemed the Acolyte not even worthy of a full HISHE xD.

  • @hw8140
    @hw8140 Месяц назад +8

    "The boot you get" had me dying

  • @HumanTorch1961
    @HumanTorch1961 2 месяца назад +454

    This is the best thing Yoda has ever done 😂

    • @moseszero3281
      @moseszero3281 2 месяца назад +12

      Its a close second after his seagull/stick songs.

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 2 месяца назад +3

      Right you are.
      Funny This is.

    • @HumanTorch1961
      @HumanTorch1961 2 месяца назад +3

      @moseszero3281 close second is right those songs are dope

  • @michaelmacleod6517
    @michaelmacleod6517 2 месяца назад +50

    Almost two minutes and still miles better than the Acolyte itself.
    Thank you Hisie! :D

  • @GrimGrayve
    @GrimGrayve 2 месяца назад +6

    “The boot, you get!” 😂😂😂😂 totally stealing that for when I want people to leave my house.
    Additionally, this lives rent free in my head as 100% canon.

  • @gonx9906
    @gonx9906 2 месяца назад +102

    "FORCEd to resign!!" 😂😂

  • @alttany
    @alttany 2 месяца назад +493

    Yoda felt the force crying out for relief. So Yoda gave the force relief.

  • @NeidalRuekk
    @NeidalRuekk Месяц назад +16

    This cartoon got more likes than the entire series

  • @hardroxas7580
    @hardroxas7580 2 месяца назад +44

    1:09
    Not even Palpatine was Force Push that hard by Yoda.

  • @EstebanGallardo
    @EstebanGallardo 2 месяца назад +15

    "And another 180 million dollars..." REAL Dark Side final words.

  • @Pin-Din7
    @Pin-Din7 2 месяца назад +3

    Glorious! Clark & Bruce didn't even need to sit down & debrief on this one.

  • @Crimson_Hawk_01
    @Crimson_Hawk_01 2 месяца назад +72

    This short had more production value than the entire season of the acolyte!

    • @nightwingman666
      @nightwingman666 2 месяца назад +1

      No 180 mil required

    • @emsnewssupkis6453
      @emsnewssupkis6453 2 месяца назад +1

      @@nightwingman666 Yoda never demands money, he does. Only fight for right, he is!

    • @jamesbellefeuille2926
      @jamesbellefeuille2926 Месяц назад

      I bet this short will garner more views too.

  • @permeus2nd
    @permeus2nd 2 месяца назад +297

    I personally said it as
    “”Bull 💩, this is!””
    “”Arrested you are! Guards!!!””

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 2 месяца назад +5

      Like Yoda needs guards. Come on, man.

    • @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l
      @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l 2 месяца назад +7

      Guard 1: Guards we are!
      Guard 2: Screwed you will be!
      Guard 1: -Wait, why are we talking like him? Let's just do our job.
      Guard 2: Fun we have! Guard 1: Shut up.

  • @chenpirvandy3513
    @chenpirvandy3513 2 месяца назад +16

    I kinda wish the TVA would arrive and prune the timeline, and Loki say “l know that we not doing it anymore, and it’s not a threat to the multiverse, but I save you from a big flop”

    • @EnriqueMaxx
      @EnriqueMaxx 2 месяца назад

      That would've been hilarious 😂

    • @Wolfianzero
      @Wolfianzero 29 дней назад

      Would make a great hishe short

  • @captaincritter6173
    @captaincritter6173 2 месяца назад +46

    Now this is the type of wisdom that I approve from Master Yoda.

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday Месяц назад

      I'm not even a fan of SW anymore, and *_I_* approve this!!!

  • @powerhouse884
    @powerhouse884 2 месяца назад +60

    THIS IS THE ONLY RIGHTFUL CONCLUSION to this scene at the end.
    Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂

  • @karite2
    @karite2 2 месяца назад +5

    Man season 2 already out and wrapping up the story in a minute, fantastic.

  • @zente3003
    @zente3003 2 месяца назад +35

    I like how the audio changes a bit when the 180 million dollars get mentioned

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 2 месяца назад +121

    “Squid Game Jedi” pretty much

    • @pop-culturecinephile8144
      @pop-culturecinephile8144 2 месяца назад +9

      Who is that and who was the Logan Jedi? Oh wait, the Logan Jedi is Jecki

    • @bacondorito
      @bacondorito 2 месяца назад +5

      @@pop-culturecinephile8144 yea and Sol is the squid game Jedi

    • @pop-culturecinephile8144
      @pop-culturecinephile8144 2 месяца назад +3

      @@bacondorito, how is he?

    • @bacondorito
      @bacondorito 2 месяца назад +4

      @@pop-culturecinephile8144 same actor as the main guy on squid game

    • @pop-culturecinephile8144
      @pop-culturecinephile8144 2 месяца назад +8

      @@bacondorito, so all four Jedi mentioned had potential and they were wasted

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 месяца назад +5

    This is unfair! This is outrageous! How could this isn't the canon? xD

  • @azureemarald5722
    @azureemarald5722 2 месяца назад +23

    I just am loving the cope of acolyte getting cancelled

  • @Kemot300
    @Kemot300 2 месяца назад +15

    “If you just give me another chance, and a 180 million dollars.”
    Yoda: Brain dead do I look to you?

  • @kalebglenn5279
    @kalebglenn5279 Месяц назад +5

    "How It Should Have Ended" is evolving!
    Your "HISHE" evolved into "Why It Never Should Have Begun"!

  • @godzillakingofmonsters3056
    @godzillakingofmonsters3056 2 месяца назад +51

    You know shits about to go down when Yoda starts to break down her argument before she even talks.

  • @Maskofanonymity
    @Maskofanonymity 2 месяца назад +814

    "I felt a disturbance in the force. As if millions of fans suddenly let out a sigh of relief"

    • @DDarkestKnight
      @DDarkestKnight 2 месяца назад +10

      Utter bs

    • @cdub975
      @cdub975 2 месяца назад +52

      “Yes you did my padwan, YES YOU DID.

    • @stevenldoe7838
      @stevenldoe7838 2 месяца назад +55

      The only disturbing part is the 10s of fans crying over it being canceled. Even seen somebody compare it to 9/11

    • @dylancsgames54
      @dylancsgames54 2 месяца назад +4

      Well here’s a bright idea why don’t you make a compilation of this bite I am doing so people don’t have to look through all of your videos them selves

    • @jasongradyphstiger6179
      @jasongradyphstiger6179 2 месяца назад +15

      It's a good thing I did not see it. I mean wasted potential of these awesome Jedi and they all get killed.

  • @TheThansen669
    @TheThansen669 Месяц назад +3

    I love her lack of humility throughout. On point.

  • @ZayJayPlays
    @ZayJayPlays 2 месяца назад +91

    The fact that she's played by the Showrunner's wife makes this so much better.

    • @tregrenos8615
      @tregrenos8615 2 месяца назад +22

      The wife of the former assistant to Harvey Weinstein. Really can't let Disney live that title down. 🤣

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 2 месяца назад

      They're all kiddie diddlers they're not even trying to hide it at this moment

  • @owendiaram3870
    @owendiaram3870 2 месяца назад +113

    "Star wars fans, this star wars isn't for you! Go cry about it!"
    "Wait, why is nobody watching our star wars?"

  • @19TheFallen
    @19TheFallen Месяц назад +6

    Another thing I thought about was Yoda's confrontation with Darth Bane: "Real, you are not....Exist, you do not anymore!" Which could oh, so, be used and applied to The Acolyte!

  • @undead_corsair
    @undead_corsair 2 месяца назад +147

    "So much potential dead"
    Yep, that sums it up for me. Every actor and character I was excited to see got killed off, not really sure what they were thinking tbh.

    • @originaluddite
      @originaluddite 2 месяца назад +2

      That sort of thing can _sometimes_ work - think Seven Samurai. Yet to see The Acolyte so cannot comment if it works but seems like a long shot.

    • @bernirn
      @bernirn 2 месяца назад +18

      @@originaludditeplease don’t tell us you just compares the acolyte to THE SEVEN SAMURAIS

    • @Killgore-ip2yq
      @Killgore-ip2yq 2 месяца назад +6

      The Acolyte served the High Republic, a era which was supposed to be the high point of the jedi where they fought against literal space vikings, poorly.
      Potential all around, lost.

    • @Dormouse-yv8lb
      @Dormouse-yv8lb 2 месяца назад

      Same! All of my favorite characters were killed off, while those I didn't care about at all survived. So, although I loved the show, I feel confused now. Indeed, lots of potential was wasted!

    • @jaieregilmore971
      @jaieregilmore971 2 месяца назад

      @@Killgore-ip2yqYou think the Mandolorians are the space Vikings because they are a warrior culture,different clans and have a sword or Mask depending on continuity to show who is worthy on leading them with the strong rule the weak mentality.

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend 2 месяца назад +26

    It is funny in a way how that sequel hook now won't go anywhere
    So excited for Deadpool & Wolverine HISHE! Highest grossing movie this year to get a HISHE!

    • @josephnewsome2935
      @josephnewsome2935 2 месяца назад +1

      Always hate how shows do that without having a contract for a new season just give it a satisfying ending but sprinkle dialogue about more to come

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 Месяц назад +6

    “Don’t watch our show, it’s not made for you!”
    *>Nobody watches it, gets cancelled*
    *>Surprised Pikachu face*

  • @vapor_jem
    @vapor_jem 2 месяца назад +23

    The instant cast-out and ending is the cherry on top lmao

  • @gabrielcanejo187
    @gabrielcanejo187 2 месяца назад +42

    Perhaps Best Thing Yoda has ever Done This Is!

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 2 месяца назад

      He started The Clone Wars lol.

    • @ruthhofwolt685
      @ruthhofwolt685 2 месяца назад +2

      @@anubusxemperor p did that didn’t he?

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 2 месяца назад

      @@ruthhofwolt685
      Yoda did command the.clones to actually engage in battle.

  • @dreamwizardsproductions4317
    @dreamwizardsproductions4317 2 месяца назад +2

    Thank you HISHE, for being good all these years. Still going back to watch the old stuff from time to time.

  • @isaacalexander5286
    @isaacalexander5286 2 месяца назад +226

    This is the best Star Wars I've seen in years.

    • @nicktechnubyte1184
      @nicktechnubyte1184 2 месяца назад +8

      You said it

    • @keithriley6597
      @keithriley6597 2 месяца назад +17

      As long as you are referring to Hishe, and not the acolyte....😢

    • @isaacalexander5286
      @isaacalexander5286 2 месяца назад +17

      @@keithriley6597 Don't worry, I am bro.

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 2 месяца назад +2

      Second only to HISHE The Last Jedi.

    • @DarkAtHearts
      @DarkAtHearts 2 месяца назад +2

      Facts 💯

  • @Fishpasta4
    @Fishpasta4 2 месяца назад +12

    A How It Should Have Ended that turns out to be exactly how it did end.

  • @VaderPopsVicodin10
    @VaderPopsVicodin10 Месяц назад +3

    Ok, this was perfect 😂 My new personal favorite HISHE

  • @LairdErnst
    @LairdErnst 2 месяца назад +45

    “It was as though millions of voices had cried out… in relief.”
    *high fives Yoda

    • @EvenTheDogAgrees
      @EvenTheDogAgrees 2 месяца назад +5

      You mean low fives? It's Yoda we're talking about. 😂

    • @LairdErnst
      @LairdErnst 2 месяца назад +2

      @@EvenTheDogAgrees touché.