From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank LTG. Every time I find myself struggling with work, stress, personal business etc, I remind myself of LTG and remember that my life is amazing
Yep. At least you not a 40 year old deadbeat that denies his true age, yelling and raging at video games at the latest hours of the day, also racist to your own kind, sexist, misogynistic at all times.
I like how he keeps talking about how things are different in other Tekken games. Then there was that one time where he said that after being wiped in 8, his rival convinced him to play 7 against him and he got wiped in 7 as well.
I love how he never uses heat or even heat engagers out of pure stubbornness just so he can say "I don't use easy mode mechanics" then limits himself to 5 moves and cries when he loses.
Oh he does. If you watch his gameplay with Victor he will try to go for the forward stab move that puts him into heat, the low sweep kick to the gun stun then back to his corny wall carry combo, or the one knife swipe that stuns in the way Kazuya's punch does. He be desperately trying to hit them and when he misses he gets mad that the person recognizes it.
I like how sometimes we go straight into the intro and other times there's a cold open first. It really is like a cartoon, which is a good way to describe Dale's life.
2:39 “They dee-strrrroyed this game”! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That shit got me in tears, he sounds so defeated but knows deep down inside he gonna still keep playing T8 and getting his azz clapped 😂
The intro being similar to a Saturday morning cartoon is so fitting for dale. Dude is the villain who always gets slapped up each episode just to keep coming back for some more of the syrup next episode lmao 😂
That damn Ahashi doing the same combos he's had throughout the entire history of the franchise. How are you supposed to defend against that? He ate that spinning roundhouse from Asuka so many times and never realized that if you let her wind it up like that it's unblockable, lol.
Why doesn't he just use WS4 as an 11F punisher??? Then again, this is Dale, I don't expect him to "lab" or "practice" since he thinks he's too good for that
They are always "stream snipers" "remedial yolo" "nervous a$$" who "always do the same stuff" players, and he keeps losing anyways. Dude has gone from "haha what a lolcow" to "damn, dude needs a psychiatrist..."
I would love for this guy to explain what a stream sniper is cause honestly I don't think he even know since he claims to be a extraterrestrial which don't even makes since lol cause in order to be an extraterrestrial you have to be an alien like ET
I love that Asuka fight. He gets so triggered at the end. Ugh, she's dumpstering me! *Menus, comes back and almost wins. Asuka uses heat and has a comeback. AH! *Comes back and gets raged art.* Just fuming, mashing back and forth to the hub screen.
"No other Tekken can you get a full combo off a hellsweep with heihachi" You could get a 108 damage off a hellsweep in Tekken 7 but I know that doesn't fit the narrative, Dale.
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From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank LTG.
Every time I find myself struggling with work, stress, personal business etc, I remind myself of LTG and remember that my life is amazing
Everyone is doing better in life than LTG is 🤣
Preach 🙌🏾
This is true
Yep. At least you not a 40 year old deadbeat that denies his true age, yelling and raging at video games at the latest hours of the day, also racist to your own kind, sexist, misogynistic at all times.
Just got off a 12hr shift sum he probably ain’t never heard of, feet hurting just to remember I’m not him.
Bro his voice was cracking... He knows his days are numbered.
7 days to be precise
Mentally touchable
lmao guys hes sick....
He’s just sick 😂
Sick of getting bodied in every game he touches
1:24
Yo Dale is legit about to cry here LMAO
im dying the voice cracks are hilarious im imaging like an exaggerated cartoon of him saying AuToPiLoT
Yup he definitely crying my voice cracks like that when I get sad too 😭😭
GaH DaMn DUUuuuhh
He was still sick when this was recorded. 😂
He's sick IIRC.
Dale when the 40 hits:
"Yo this clock is stream sniping me. Ay this calendar is an obsessed tiersexual!"
>On his deathbed
>Yo death is an obsessed tiersexual! Death corny as hell!
Ayo mods, you know what to do. Ban that clock. Oh you ticking seconds? You're blocked!
These comments made my morning
Man, he really was about to cry.
Bro accidentally went from age 40 to 04. Blud flipped age.
@@Kawaii_Crustacean🤣🤣
The fact this rog dashboards not to quit, but to avoid seeing himself get bodied is easily the most pitiful thing ive seen from him
😭😭😭
Even bitch made DSP at least watches his Ass beatings, and actually welcomes stream snipers and wants to embarrass them at least in his main games.
I'm not an emotional ninja
- Dale, as he's drowning in salt and tears
EVERY NIGHT!
Stalked! By men!
Job
EVERY NIGHT!!!
AGAIN!!! *Glass shatters*
😂
Damn, I thought the title was clickbait. Bro definitely had watery eyes.
Hahaha that's what makes em so likeable they look clickbate the retro song in the beginning makes me laugh
😂
Unc had flashbacks from middle school when he was beaten for his lunch money.
Got them pockets ran all though like nothing 😂
"God daaYyhum..."
@@12Marxzero34🤣🤣🤣
Lunch money AND shoes stolen. 🤣
I like how he keeps talking about how things are different in other Tekken games. Then there was that one time where he said that after being wiped in 8, his rival convinced him to play 7 against him and he got wiped in 7 as well.
He lives to get wiped lmao
gahH dAmn dUuu
"i have never said gah duu in my life"
😂😂😂
"Hahachi"
I love how he never uses heat or even heat engagers out of pure stubbornness just so he can say "I don't use easy mode mechanics" then limits himself to 5 moves and cries when he loses.
Oh he does. If you watch his gameplay with Victor he will try to go for the forward stab move that puts him into heat, the low sweep kick to the gun stun then back to his corny wall carry combo, or the one knife swipe that stuns in the way Kazuya's punch does. He be desperately trying to hit them and when he misses he gets mad that the person recognizes it.
Just like how in MK1 he will grab people but as soon as somebody grabs him he rage quits. Hahahaha
@@badboytoby BRUH the mere moments of a Sub zero does that hammer over head he leaves
He also Doesn't Use Rage Arts btw
@@ArchangelneosOr sliding once.
I like how sometimes we go straight into the intro and other times there's a cold open first. It really is like a cartoon, which is a good way to describe Dale's life.
Home button was talking to bro like the green goblin mask during that asuka set😂
Lmfao best comment here
Black DSP cursing more than the entirety of Panty and Stocking.
The Red Dwarf intro is soo good.
2:39 “They dee-strrrroyed this game”! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That shit got me in tears, he sounds so defeated but knows deep down inside he gonna still keep playing T8 and getting his azz clapped 😂
5:31
WHY DID YOU ZOOM IN TO HER GOOFY AHH FACE, I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣
😂
She's a cutie
Remember guys he’s mentally untouchable.
5:28 she's so cute LMAOOOOOOO
Ikr
Easy to see why Lili is gay for her ❤
Then you realise asuka doesnt have a neck
@@peterrzpntkowski942 dude, no
seek help
That Heihachi is inspirational, giving dale the smelling salt.
I GOT FKN ROBBED
LOOK AT THIS
ITS THE SAME OL FUCKIN SHEIT
THIS DUDE'S DOING *STRINGS*
Duu just.......FISHIN FOR DA LAUNCHA
NOBODY WANNA CATCH THE FADE IRL.
Only 1 week left till he's 40...and a deadbeat dad, living in section 8 housing, and 121k in debt
Just finished making morning coffee too, big ups Red Dale
when i say EVERY NIGHT 🗣
The intro being similar to a Saturday morning cartoon is so fitting for dale. Dude is the villain who always gets slapped up each episode just to keep coming back for some more of the syrup next episode lmao 😂
The intro always gets a runback lol
Good idea. It's the goat intro
"Ahachi"
Is that the Persona 6 villian or somethin? 😂
7 days for the biggest party of the year! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
you know shit's bad when a Jack shows up.
I dont think dale will ever realize maybe its just him being bad at fighting games
He’s so miserable
5:30 that zoom in was hilarious. Hella cute Asuka, fresh from droppin Dale off at the Salt Dispensary.
WHEN I SAY BUM
0:44 that zoom in killed me 😂
Happy birthday low tier god
Hmm, damn. Can he not afford medicine? Doesn't GNC offer medicare for their employees?
"We'll make that voice crack accessible"
1:24 bros literally about to cry a nearly 40 year old man
7:25 You know it's getting good when you begin to hear that glorious Sonic music. 🦔
That damn Ahashi doing the same combos he's had throughout the entire history of the franchise.
How are you supposed to defend against that?
He ate that spinning roundhouse from Asuka so many times and never realized that if you let her wind it up like that it's unblockable, lol.
It took him 1 heihachi to cry. Imagine a full blown heihachi raid.
That big 4 0 coming and still crying over fighting games lol
dude one of these days he’s just gonna burst into tears screaming at the trolls and he’ll accidentally have the camera on and everything
WoR moment i hope lol, still be a surprise if he did
@ real shit
Bro loves to pretend he was the only YN playing Tekken growing up. 😂
thats really his mentality. and his combo routes and battle strategy is his name.
1:29 was that a voice crack? Geez that big 40 gonna be sensational
Indeed it was. Shit is sublime to listen to. 👏🤣
Goddamn that Asuka ran his pockets. The zoom in of him getting slammed on his back, got me good. lmao
“Another Ha-hachi player….another stream sniper….”
Why doesn't he just use WS4 as an 11F punisher??? Then again, this is Dale, I don't expect him to "lab" or "practice" since he thinks he's too good for that
he is his name. always mad at trivial things. scrub killer at best. Dale.
Beat dale into precisely 😂
YOU GET ROBBED!!!
ALL THAT OFF V-TRIGGER!
😂
I am on the brink of tears. 😂 Love the Red Dwarf intro too
He was legit about to cry
I hope Immo makes it back before the 19th...
Wings, Phil and this clown really shows when you have nothing going on in your life. No grown man would ever take video games this seriously
Videogames are real life to Dale. They're all he has.
Ah yes. My favorite Saturday morning cartoon
1:28
I thought was a sniffle.
Was it a sniffle or was it not?
Cuz if so then holy shit Dale LMAO
Y’all need to stop. Y’all making Unc too emotional 🤣
He was on the verge of bawling, those voice cracks were legit
They are always "stream snipers" "remedial yolo" "nervous a$$" who "always do the same stuff" players, and he keeps losing anyways. Dude has gone from "haha what a lolcow" to "damn, dude needs a psychiatrist..."
He ACTUALLY sounds like 'Tyrone' voice from ownage pranks.
5:00 every time this song plays, LTG his ass beat. It never fails
When is Dale NOT about to cry? His whole life is just walking a knifes edge of bursting into tears.
Imagine playing games you dislike EVERYDAY; this must be Dale's Hell and trolls are part of his punishment.
He sounds sick, man’s is going through it.
I would love for this guy to explain what a stream sniper is cause honestly I don't think he even know since he claims to be a extraterrestrial which don't even makes since lol cause in order to be an extraterrestrial you have to be an alien like ET
LTG losing his mind 🤣
Every human being I play is a sniper
it’s crazy cuz heihachi is harder in this game than he’s ever been
when i say debt
If I got hit by that many hellsweeps in a match I'd be on the verge of crying too
I hear this intro music while i sleep.
5:31 that face 😂
Same combo and he ain't defending properly. LMAO.
1:30 Wow.. His voice actually slipped there 🤣🤣
The zoomins 😭😭😭
Dale really do believe his own hype even to this day, and that in itself needs to be studied
I love that Asuka fight. He gets so triggered at the end. Ugh, she's dumpstering me! *Menus, comes back and almost wins. Asuka uses heat and has a comeback. AH! *Comes back and gets raged art.* Just fuming, mashing back and forth to the hub screen.
Does he know its ok to block?!
dale's misery is the only thing entertaining he has going for him
immo's taco truck is coming for your 40th birthday king rog, get ready
EV-EV-EVERY NIGHT!
Autopilot ‘Ahaci’ player beating the saturn stick out of backshot baby Dale’s ass and there’s nothing he can do about it
Awww Dale, its gonna be okay, dont cry. Itll get better when you admit your faults and start paying child support.
bro spends most of his stream on his homepage 🤣
"No other Tekken can you get a full combo off a hellsweep with heihachi"
You could get a 108 damage off a hellsweep in Tekken 7 but I know that doesn't fit the narrative, Dale.
When I feel bad about myself I search for the three magic letters
Hit him or not, he is telling the truth
LTG try not to rog challange
"Hahachi" - Dale
These titles are the best
Smoker Voice Comin in Nicely 😆🤣🤣
so who's gonna tell him that hei could definitely combo off a hellsweep in prior games?
just proves he knows nothing about fighting games and the clowns in his chat agree with him
awwww, our little Dale is finally going through puberty, maybe he will finally grow up.
LOL
LMAO even
Ah yes, I remember Hahachi Mishima
LMAO I just noticed that this coward covered his winstreak counter. That's a brand new level of pathetic 💀
FRESH UPLOAD
Bro made LTG play Retsu Kaiou
EVERY TIME I CUT ON THE GAME
I PAY FOR
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