@@madduxnagel6935 😂 Right?! Dale’s like, “I’ll show you what rogging out is,” and then proceeds to do a perfect impersonation of his own behavior! It’s like he’s unaware that he’s the blueprint for rogging out-rage quitting, making excuses, blaming lag, the whole package. Dude’s unintentionally giving us a mirror into his own salt-filled soul, and the irony is chef’s kiss. He’s literally the king of Rogging, and he doesn’t even know it! 😂
LTG TRANSLATION Lag = I suck/ opponent is too good Stream sniper = someone who pretty much knows his spamming attack patterns Damn teleports = I can’t sit and spam my bs Ban/timeout = feelings have been touched
He was complaining about shang/shujinko, it was clearly because he was unfamiliar with shang and shujinko. He could have poked that high, overhead kameo call every time, and it was his turn after he blocked it, but let shang poke afterwards 😂.
@@ENDSURED 😂 LTG Translation is on point! Lag = I suck/opponent is too good - The classic "it’s not me, it’s the connection" excuse when Dale gets outplayed. Stream sniper = someone who pretty much knows his spamming attack patterns - If you adapt to his playstyle, you must be cheating! Damn teleports = I can’t sit and spam my bs - Teleports throw off his spam game and suddenly it’s unfair! Ban/timeout = feelings have been touched - The moment someone speaks the truth in chat or lands a solid roast, Dale’s quick to hit that ban hammer to protect his fragile ego. Man’s got a whole dictionary of deflections, but at the end of the day, it’s just a big coping mechanism. 😂
Dale got the PhD in Roganomics from Casa De Lancaster University. I can vouch for him because I was a professor there, and I taught a class on how to speedrun the rage quit combo back to dashboard. He aced the course.
@@OLDMANWAFFLES 😂 Bruh, Casa De Lancaster University sounds like the elite institution for Roganomics, and Dale’s out here as the star pupil! Acing the “Speedrun the Rage Quit Combo” course? Of course he did! No one hits that dashboard faster than Dale when things go south. He probably wrote the textbook on how to go from catching an L to hitting “Quit Game” in record time. Man’s got that rage quit down to a science-quick jab, spam projectile, then straight to the home screen! You taught him well, professor. 😂
😂 Bruh, an LTG vs. DSP matchup would be a lag-fest of epic proportions! The sheer amount of excuses, salt, and tech issues from both sides would probably cause the internet to implode. One would blame “stream snipers” and the other would complain about “input delay,” and we’d all be sitting there watching them lag their way into oblivion. Honestly, the match wouldn’t even get to round 2 before one of them rage quits, and the internet would be left picking up the pieces. Pure chaos! 😂
@@shellumbrolylegs shoots dales ship because they had "beef" years ago which was just dale insulting brolys disability after broly freed him up in street fighter. The shit in the shower is a reference to alaina claiming that dale shit in the shower/tub on stream once
@@shellum p much brolylegs beat him in street fighter, offered to coach him, and dale had a meltdown...for the poop in the shower his ex alaina who was a minor at the time of them dating confirmed dale poops in the shower cause he believes toilet paper spreads e-coli
@@Darkness-ie2ylLAN implies LOCAL. Dale means to say ethernet (CAT5,6 etc). Still, a cheap ass option either way. ANYONE can afford it. Assuming your ISP is affordable
@@BussiDestroyer 😂 Rogebonics strikes again! Dale out here acting like he’s dropping some advanced knowledge, saying “Get off the game if you can’t afford LAN,” not even realizing it’s called an Ethernet cable! Man’s trying to school everyone on connection quality but doesn’t even know the basics himself. It’s like he’s so busy spitting excuses that he forgot to learn what he's actually talking about. Classic Dale, always sounding like a tech professor while being stuck in “Intro to Common Sense”! 😂
@@EsteemedReptile For real, it’s almost like Dale is the living embodiment of a tragic character-always setting himself up for failure with his own actions, yet somehow surprised when things go south. He’s got all this potential to be doing better, but instead, he’s stuck in this endless loop of rage, excuses, and missed opportunities. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion-you can’t look away, but at the same time, you know it’s never going to end well. He’s his own worst enemy, and it’s wild how consistently he fumbles life. Tragic, but also kinda entertaining in the most bizarre way! 😅
@@flexyfalcon Exactly. I honestly think he's even set fire to his own potential. What chances he once had available to him are no longer there, and he has nothing to blame but his own choices.
@@mightypirate6094 😂 Facts! Dale may not be a real scholar, but he's got that PhD in Roganomics on lock! He’s mastered the art of blaming everyone else for his L’s, dodging responsibility, and spinning wild excuses at an elite level. Roganomics is all about maximizing salt, minimizing accountability, and living in a world where every loss is someone else’s fault. Dale's definitely the professor of that twisted logic-teaching courses like Advanced Excuses 101 and Stream Sniper Paranoia. He’s got that curriculum down! 😂
@@curtisedmonds9933 😂 Right?! Watching someone actually play Reiko the right way and just body Dale is like pure satisfaction. You know Dale probably sat there salty, thinking, “That’s my character!” but he couldn’t even pull that card because the L was just too brutal. He probably wanted to rage about it but knew it would make him look even worse. Seeing him get clapped with his own character is like the ultimate poetic justice-Reiko handing Dale his own medicine, but with actual skill! 😂
Dale is the stereotype he hates. Hes a deadbeat dad, that doesn't care for his daughter. He's in debt. Wears fake jewelry. Lives in assisted housing. And he keeps trying stay "hip" despite him being way past the times.
@@gachareptiles9437 Bruh, Dale really turned into the walking stereotype he’s always hating on. 🤦🏿♂️ Man’s out here dodging fatherhood like it’s a final boss, stacking debt like it’s high scores, and rocking fake jewelry while living in assisted section 8 housing. And let’s not forget how he’s trying so hard to stay “hip,” but the reality is, he’s way past his prime-just an old head trying to hang with the cool kids. He’s living the exact life he trashes on others for, and the irony is unreal! Dale’s the ultimate case of projection, and it’s wild to watch it all unfold. 😂
@@flexyfalcon can't forget he wants to be one of the cool young kids to try and groom again more than likely. Guarantee on dating apps, Dale puts his age in his 20's
it's actually a lot like samurai jack if you think about it. old ass dude is stuck in future games he doesn't like, and the time portal is him just playing his older games/unplugging/getting a job, and we get so close in every episode just to go right back to square one the next. bro is trapped by the writers room 🤣
1:09 normally, Sektor 8 ragequits immediately if the match is actually lagging. but in this case NO... he's just making excuse that lag is what causing him to lose.
On mk a lil triangle with a ethernet cable symbol will appear on the screen in a yellow or red color showing the connextion is bad that did not come up on the bottom of the screen not one time 😂😂
Dale is horribly miserable and blatantly broke and desperate. If I was a streamer myself with my own audience cheering me up and watching me, I would gladly play with my followers for free and enjoy myself. Unc hates his own supporters, the ones who pay his bills, that’s insane
It's always the same BS with you people. "He's broke", "He got a daughter", "121K debt", "Unc", you bums are obsessed, can't keep your mouths off the meat. You morons constantly lurk in the chat and pretend you're fans just to troll, that's why they get banned.
@@garbagejunky1439 dale this is unsustainable and you know it. you're getting old and it's time to look at the writing on the wall. it's time to get a job.
5:46 he’s stupid. My friend, who family has a history of arthritis, says hit box is easier than pad because he can move all his fingers and the pad isn’t on his hands because he can sit it on his lap. Gripping the pad too long in the same position locks them up for him.
Lolcows are always so miserable. Also, since when was having Wi-Fi "not having really internet" 😂 cause an Ethernet cable is the pinnacle of technology.
@@the21stsergeant 😂 Right?! Dale really acting like if you’re on Wi-Fi, you’re living in the dark ages of the internet, as if Ethernet cables are the ultimate flex of technological superiority. It’s hilarious how he tries to gatekeep internet quality, like he’s out here with the only real connection in existence. Meanwhile, Wi-Fi is perfectly fine for 99% of people, but Dale's gotta spin it into some kind of Roganomics tech lecture. Dude’s out here making Ethernet sound like the pinnacle of civilization while rage quitting over dropped combos. Classic lolcow behavior-always miserable and always overcomplicating the basics! 😂
@@emmanueljames794 😂 Bruh, Dale’s out here with his whole “I don’t play black characters” nonsense, and then he goes and picks Kimberly in SF6! The hypocrisy is off the charts. Man can’t even stick to his own bizarre rules! It’s like he’s constantly contradicting himself, and we’re just sitting here watching him dig deeper into his own Roganomics. Dude’s out here flexing his "principles," but when it comes to gameplay, those principles fold faster than his win streaks. 🤦🏿♂️😂
@@Itsfive5tv 😂 The irony is too real! Dale out here flexing on people for using WiFi, calling them "broke," while he’s chilling in Section 8 housing himself. Like, bro, maybe don’t throw stones when you’re living in a glass house! He’s quick to judge others for their setup, but forgets that his own situation isn’t exactly a baller status. Man really out here acting like an Ethernet cable is a sign of wealth. Dale’s Roganomics logic strikes again-just deflect, deflect, deflect! 😂
@@emanmalek4700 For real! Dale’s out here wasting hours rage-quitting and blaming “stream snipers” when he could be doing something way more important-like, you know, being a dad. Instead of investing all that energy into games that just hand him L’s, maybe it’s time to level up in real life and spend some quality time with his daughter. Priorities, Dale! The games will still be there, but those precious moments with your kid? They’re slipping away every day. Time to step up and handle real responsibilities.
3:20 i mean c'mon you have to be beating him to at least call him trash, you can dislike mirrors but claiming he sucks when YOU'RE losing is crazy delusion
Part of me wants to donate and say "hey ltg long time fan but stopped watching cause life happened...im surprised to see youre still streaming...i guess every director said no to you huh??? Well was nice seeing ya still doing the same thing a decade later...i gotta take my kid to preschool have a good stream!!!" I think ill do it on the big 40 if he streams that day
Yeah and he would ban you while laughing at the tl;dr the moment your comment gets to more than three lines. This nigga dale can't read, you're better off buying some snacks at the grocery store instead.
It’s like back in grade school. If you quit before you get tagged then you can’t lose😂of course, anyone who isn’t 7 knows that’s not how the real world works
@@Darkness-ie2yl Exactly! Dale out here rage-quitting like it's a tactical move, but newsflash, bro-quitting is losing. 😂 He tries to act like he’s making some kind of power play by dipping out, but at the end of the day, a rage quit is just an early L. He’s dodging the loss screen like it doesn’t count, but everyone knows the second you hit that “quit” button, it’s game over. Dale’s really out here taking L’s before the match even finishes. 😂
@@paulyp7854 😂 Absolutely! Dale spews out excuses and salt just like his Sektor 8 spams missiles-nonstop, predictable, and with zero variation! It’s like his go-to move both in-game and in life: when things don’t go his way, just hit that spam button and hope something sticks. The man’s stuck in a never-ending cycle of missile-launching both literally and metaphorically. He’s got the same strategy for everything-spam, complain, and rage quit. Dale’s a walking missile launcher of excuses! 😂
@@Skatemorales 😂 Homelander probably had Dale feeling like a side character in his own stream! Watching Dale get cooked by Homelander was peak comedy-dude probably had no idea how to handle the pressure, getting bodied left and right. You know the salt levels were skyrocketing with every laser blast and punch. Dale out here thinking he’s about to flex, but Homelander had him looking like he’s in a whole different tier... and not in a good way. Absolute annihilation! 😂
@@blove88 😂 Exactly! Dale’s always salty about mirror matches because, deep down, he knows the other player’s about to show him how that character is really supposed to be played. He can’t stand the fact that someone’s out here mastering "his" character while he’s out here spamming the same moves and praying for a win. The mirror match exposes all his weaknesses, and he just can’t handle the reflection. So, instead of adapting, it’s straight to the salt mines for another excuse-filled meltdown! 😂
The mortality of "It's not about winning, it's about making sure everyone else doesn't have fun" only works if the person doesn't take the game seriously. Dale is too egotistical foe this to apply.
He complains about easy mode this that, lag this that, corny here and there, streamsniper, troll bla bla; so much he can't be saying this. Nevermind I'm wasting time when he does the job contradicting himself : 7:55
@@sirdogith3783 Exactly! That whole "It’s not about winning, it’s about making sure everyone else doesn’t have fun" mentality only works if you can take the L’s in stride and laugh it off. But Dale? Nah, his ego won’t let him. 😂 He takes every match like it’s the world championship, and every loss is a personal attack on his pride. He’s too deep in his own ego to just troll and have fun with it. The man’s so serious, even when he’s losing, that he ends up being the one who doesn’t have fun. The irony is, he's the one getting trolled in the end! 😂
LTG LTG LTG LTG LTG LTG must have just learned the acronym "LAN" because he's using it alot lately and also incorrectly. He doesn't know that even if the opponent is using wireless they still have a LAN? I'm not surprised. There's more I want to point out but it's exhausting highlighting his complete ignorance EVERY NIGHT.
If this Duu was not so toxic and a deadbeat dad he would not have so many detractors Dale really needs to quit gaming because he is not a "gamer" Red Dale once again with the hilarious zoom ins and intro
it's a cycle that feeds itself now. he can't start being nice. he would lose half the interest and half the money. so he must keep being terrible which creates a new troll every day to keep pestering him
Omg this guy is so delusional he thinks the only reason people would b online in MK1 is cuz of him Hahah my 12 yr nephew plays it and so does my lil sister who's 28
The part about switching cameos is so fucking stupid. In tournament play the loser of a match is given the chance to go to character select once (something he should be familiar with since he switched from Rose to Rolento during his match with Viscant). When he loses on someone other than his main he is quick to say "i would have won on my main", but when others actually capitalize on that opportunity he gets upset. He's been playing fighting games for 40 years and doesnt understand counterplay
@@cardcrown8202 😂 Exactly! Dale’s been in the fighting game scene for 40 years and still doesn’t understand basic counterplay mechanics! He’ll switch characters mid-tournament and then cry foul when someone else does the same. It’s like he’s got selective memory when it comes to rules that don’t benefit him. The hypocrisy is unreal-he’s quick to pull the “I would’ve won on my main” card, but the moment someone else switches to a counter, he’s calling it cheap or unfair. Bro, that’s literally how tournament play works! Man’s been around for decades and still doesn’t get it. Classic Dale logic! 😂
he was so mad at that reiko at the end. another great episode! also hilarious to watch dale give an example of what rogging out is, and ends up just acting like himself. the man is totally delusional and takes no accountability and has zero self awareness.
that last match where dude got grilled by that reiko, that guy is the textbook example of a godlike player: zoning, pressing buttons, using footsies, and dale the fraud thinks he’s bad??? bro got beat by his own character (the way reiko is literally meant to be played) and dale couldn’t even give him props? nasty work
@@xdtyfails6497 Exactly! Dale getting cooked by that Reiko player, who played the character exactly how he’s meant to be played, was a thing of beauty. That guy had it all-zoning, footsies, perfect spacing-and Dale couldn’t handle it. Instead of giving props where they’re due, Dale’s out here calling him bad, like bro, you just got handed an L by someone playing your own character better than you! It’s always wild how Dale refuses to acknowledge skill when he gets outclassed. Man got bodied by textbook Reiko play, but instead of learning, he’s too busy drowning in salt. Nasty work, indeed! 😂
“I’ll show you what rogging out is”
*does an exact impression of himself*
@@madduxnagel6935 😂 Right?! Dale’s like, “I’ll show you what rogging out is,” and then proceeds to do a perfect impersonation of his own behavior! It’s like he’s unaware that he’s the blueprint for rogging out-rage quitting, making excuses, blaming lag, the whole package. Dude’s unintentionally giving us a mirror into his own salt-filled soul, and the irony is chef’s kiss. He’s literally the king of Rogging, and he doesn’t even know it! 😂
His future therapist be like:
"Is the lag in the room with us right now?"
Omg lol
it's stream snipping my session. It's a jogger rogger
...or Dale will be walking around IRL and someone will come up to him and Dale will say "You want this fade stream sniper, get off my dick!"
🤣🤣
"Oh you're trying to process me? Let me process you out my session. Mods, order up!"
LTG TRANSLATION
Lag = I suck/ opponent is too good
Stream sniper = someone who pretty much knows his spamming attack patterns
Damn teleports = I can’t sit and spam my bs
Ban/timeout = feelings have been touched
Remedial: I was held back in school and I think “remedial” means “dumb”
He was complaining about shang/shujinko, it was clearly because he was unfamiliar with shang and shujinko. He could have poked that high, overhead kameo call every time, and it was his turn after he blocked it, but let shang poke afterwards 😂.
@@ENDSURED 😂 LTG Translation is on point!
Lag = I suck/opponent is too good - The classic "it’s not me, it’s the connection" excuse when Dale gets outplayed.
Stream sniper = someone who pretty much knows his spamming attack patterns - If you adapt to his playstyle, you must be cheating!
Damn teleports = I can’t sit and spam my bs - Teleports throw off his spam game and suddenly it’s unfair!
Ban/timeout = feelings have been touched - The moment someone speaks the truth in chat or lands a solid roast, Dale’s quick to hit that ban hammer to protect his fragile ego.
Man’s got a whole dictionary of deflections, but at the end of the day, it’s just a big coping mechanism. 😂
Only true one was the last one.
@ENDSURED I got banned of his chat tonight for saying:"Ragequit already?". Lol
Dale got the PhD in Roganomics from Casa De Lancaster University. I can vouch for him because I was a professor there, and I taught a class on how to speedrun the rage quit combo back to dashboard. He aced the course.
love this comment lol ❤
D1 troll comment right here
@@OLDMANWAFFLES 😂 Bruh, Casa De Lancaster University sounds like the elite institution for Roganomics, and Dale’s out here as the star pupil! Acing the “Speedrun the Rage Quit Combo” course? Of course he did! No one hits that dashboard faster than Dale when things go south. He probably wrote the textbook on how to go from catching an L to hitting “Quit Game” in record time. Man’s got that rage quit down to a science-quick jab, spam projectile, then straight to the home screen! You taught him well, professor. 😂
It is almost impressive how you people find new ways to look corny on the internet.
@@garbagejunky1439Not as impressive as the nigga who finds ways to remain a deadbeat father.
Take care of your daughter, dale
If LTG and DSP ever matched up the amount of lag from each side might actually destroy the internets.
It would create a new Regular Show episode fr.
😂 Bruh, an LTG vs. DSP matchup would be a lag-fest of epic proportions! The sheer amount of excuses, salt, and tech issues from both sides would probably cause the internet to implode. One would blame “stream snipers” and the other would complain about “input delay,” and we’d all be sitting there watching them lag their way into oblivion. Honestly, the match wouldn’t even get to round 2 before one of them rage quits, and the internet would be left picking up the pieces. Pure chaos! 😂
I would actually pay (a very low amount of money) to see LTG vs DSP
@@Lexicity420I’d go 5 dollars max. MAYBE 10 if I’m feeling charitable enough.
The galaxy might implode from it, just like that. Faxxx..
This channel deadass has one of the best intros in lolcow history
True that. I still don't get the part with the turd and brolylegs, but the rest is fire.
@@shellumbrolylegs shoots dales ship because they had "beef" years ago which was just dale insulting brolys disability after broly freed him up in street fighter. The shit in the shower is a reference to alaina claiming that dale shit in the shower/tub on stream once
@@shellum p much brolylegs beat him in street fighter, offered to coach him, and dale had a meltdown...for the poop in the shower his ex alaina who was a minor at the time of them dating confirmed dale poops in the shower cause he believes toilet paper spreads e-coli
@@zam50 Ahhh, thanks for explaining. I had a feeling that's why broly was there but I couldn't piece the rest together. I appreciate you.
@@shellumhappy to help with the dale lore
1:26 "Get off the game of you cant afford LAN"
Rogebonics from Dale everyone.
Dale too dumb to know its not LAN, its an ethernet cable
I think LAN does actually apply. in any event, wireless routers are so powerful these days that it's just another feeble excuse for why he's losing
@@Darkness-ie2yl Local Area Network? They're not playing over LAN.
@@Darkness-ie2ylLAN implies LOCAL. Dale means to say ethernet (CAT5,6 etc). Still, a cheap ass option either way. ANYONE can afford it. Assuming your ISP is affordable
@@BussiDestroyer 😂 Rogebonics strikes again! Dale out here acting like he’s dropping some advanced knowledge, saying “Get off the game if you can’t afford LAN,” not even realizing it’s called an Ethernet cable! Man’s trying to school everyone on connection quality but doesn’t even know the basics himself. It’s like he’s so busy spitting excuses that he forgot to learn what he's actually talking about. Classic Dale, always sounding like a tech professor while being stuck in “Intro to Common Sense”! 😂
Nigga think he rich for having an ethernet cable. Internet providers literally give out extras nowadays and they cheap asf
At this point "Ending the match..." has been on the screen for longer than Dale has been in his daughter's life
That's brutal
Fatality
ouch 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
It's honestly incredible just how tragic Dale is as a person.
@@EsteemedReptile For real, it’s almost like Dale is the living embodiment of a tragic character-always setting himself up for failure with his own actions, yet somehow surprised when things go south. He’s got all this potential to be doing better, but instead, he’s stuck in this endless loop of rage, excuses, and missed opportunities. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion-you can’t look away, but at the same time, you know it’s never going to end well. He’s his own worst enemy, and it’s wild how consistently he fumbles life. Tragic, but also kinda entertaining in the most bizarre way! 😅
@@flexyfalcon Exactly. I honestly think he's even set fire to his own potential. What chances he once had available to him are no longer there, and he has nothing to blame but his own choices.
"Tragic" would imply that any of the bad things that happen to him are undeserved.
He's probably autistic. That would explain the awkwardness and bullying he got from his childhood
I'm not one to condone single parent households, but I think his daughter is better off without him
Oh yeah, the LAG - Losing At Game
Or LTG. Losing The Game.
Lol
@@mangekoo3682 leaving the game*
OH SHIT! How did no one else (Including myself), think of that LOL :)
7:52 dale missed the foot pedal and didnt realize he was roggin out on camera
Dale being the only one wearing his merch is hilarious, they're bully magnets. And the E begging is getting to DSP levels
I remember someone donated like 5 bucks to him saying they wore his merch on a date and got stood up and he got pissed 😂
@@yvngdragon ayo i need that clip
@@yvngdragonPlease tell me you have the clip
@@themarkquerade3421 I can try to find it it was like many years ago so I think it’ll be kinda difficult but I can try 😭
ngl as a troll, dale's merch goes hard
He's begging for "candies" now what ever happened to the "OH SHIT! *Bot Name* With the 50 gifted tho?"
*Proceed to do pop, lock, and rog it dance*
OHHHHHHHHHH.......small brain hand rolling* SHEEEET
The only person using bots are restreamers trying to act like they ain't broke.
Dale is broke and a deadbeat dad. He's a worthless, born for nothing backshot baby. He's a huge lolcow and is permanently a 12 year old mentally.
Lol!
@@garbagejunky1439Get a job Dale
"You dont even know what roggin' out is"
*gives an example of how he acts when he loses*
😂The guy has no self awareness.
Dale might not be a real scholar, but he has a PhD in Roganomics.
@@mightypirate6094 😂 Facts! Dale may not be a real scholar, but he's got that PhD in Roganomics on lock! He’s mastered the art of blaming everyone else for his L’s, dodging responsibility, and spinning wild excuses at an elite level. Roganomics is all about maximizing salt, minimizing accountability, and living in a world where every loss is someone else’s fault. Dale's definitely the professor of that twisted logic-teaching courses like Advanced Excuses 101 and Stream Sniper Paranoia. He’s got that curriculum down! 😂
PhRog
Don't use his lame ass lingo...
Watching someone actually play Reiko and body him is so satisfying. Surprised he didn’t cry about them using “his” character
hes basically playing a whole different character
@@curtisedmonds9933 😂 Right?! Watching someone actually play Reiko the right way and just body Dale is like pure satisfaction. You know Dale probably sat there salty, thinking, “That’s my character!” but he couldn’t even pull that card because the L was just too brutal. He probably wanted to rage about it but knew it would make him look even worse. Seeing him get clapped with his own character is like the ultimate poetic justice-Reiko handing Dale his own medicine, but with actual skill! 😂
Have any of you actually matched with LTG in a fighting game? These cherry picked clips don't reflect reality.
@@garbagejunky1439hi dale
@@garbagejunky1439hi dale
Dale is the stereotype he hates.
Hes a deadbeat dad, that doesn't care for his daughter.
He's in debt.
Wears fake jewelry.
Lives in assisted housing.
And he keeps trying stay "hip" despite him being way past the times.
@@gachareptiles9437 Bruh, Dale really turned into the walking stereotype he’s always hating on. 🤦🏿♂️ Man’s out here dodging fatherhood like it’s a final boss, stacking debt like it’s high scores, and rocking fake jewelry while living in assisted section 8 housing. And let’s not forget how he’s trying so hard to stay “hip,” but the reality is, he’s way past his prime-just an old head trying to hang with the cool kids. He’s living the exact life he trashes on others for, and the irony is unreal! Dale’s the ultimate case of projection, and it’s wild to watch it all unfold. 😂
@@flexyfalcon can't forget he wants to be one of the cool young kids to try and groom again more than likely. Guarantee on dating apps, Dale puts his age in his 20's
everything he talks about is projection
At this point this is like Saturday Cartoons for Gamers. 😂😂
LMAO
it's actually a lot like samurai jack if you think about it. old ass dude is stuck in future games he doesn't like, and the time portal is him just playing his older games/unplugging/getting a job, and we get so close in every episode just to go right back to square one the next. bro is trapped by the writers room 🤣
@@floortosat7702 LOOOOOOOL 🤣🤣🤣
1:52 Dale is so dumb he thinks LAN is plugging in an ethernet cord 😂
😂You just don't understand his rog logic.
@@pacmiller7564 you mean his rogic?
@@rodgers1207u cooked ngl
It's crazy to see Reiko do combos on a LTG stream. Then I realized it wasn't LTG playing him. LOL🤣
1:09 normally, Sektor 8 ragequits immediately if the match is actually lagging. but in this case NO... he's just making excuse that lag is what causing him to lose.
On mk a lil triangle with a ethernet cable symbol will appear on the screen in a yellow or red color showing the connextion is bad that did not come up on the bottom of the screen not one time 😂😂
Nah Sektor 8 is crazy LMAO
Ngl, calling gifted sub “candies” is some lingo you’d hear Diddy be using…..
Duu is fruity.😂
Dale is horribly miserable and blatantly broke and desperate. If I was a streamer myself with my own audience cheering me up and watching me, I would gladly play with my followers for free and enjoy myself. Unc hates his own supporters, the ones who pay his bills, that’s insane
He doesn't see them as supporters, he sees them as piggy banks.
It's always the same BS with you people. "He's broke", "He got a daughter", "121K debt", "Unc", you bums are obsessed, can't keep your mouths off the meat. You morons constantly lurk in the chat and pretend you're fans just to troll, that's why they get banned.
@@garbagejunky1439 you rogging out bro. Calm down
@@garbagejunky1439 dale this is unsustainable and you know it. you're getting old and it's time to look at the writing on the wall. it's time to get a job.
5:46 he’s stupid. My friend, who family has a history of arthritis, says hit box is easier than pad because he can move all his fingers and the pad isn’t on his hands because he can sit it on his lap. Gripping the pad too long in the same position locks them up for him.
I use an arcade stick for fighting games. It feels more comfortable
Why play video games if you don't have fun? This is a man that hates the easiest job there is.
Imagine being 40 years old and this is your life. Streaming at all hours of the night, raging from section 8 and living alone with two cats
? You forgot the part where he is a FGC legend and hes making way more money than you, kid.
Now let's check out your life lil bro.
@@teamgohadouken9713 Damn and we forgot the losers trying to throat him too! Hop off his nuts lil bro he's not gonna fuck you.
@@teamgohadouken9713homie's an FGC legend like DSP is
I live for these titles bro, pure comedy 😂
“A SPECIAL TYPE OF LAG ONLY HE CAN SEE” THIS TITLE GOT ME WEAKKK 😂😂😂
"What's that like a hentai voice?" Proceeds to make sus moans.
13:47
Then proceed to mimic himself
Lolcows are always so miserable. Also, since when was having Wi-Fi "not having really internet" 😂 cause an Ethernet cable is the pinnacle of technology.
these routers today cost a fortune and the speeds are too fast for him to use it as an excuse
@@the21stsergeant 😂 Right?! Dale really acting like if you’re on Wi-Fi, you’re living in the dark ages of the internet, as if Ethernet cables are the ultimate flex of technological superiority. It’s hilarious how he tries to gatekeep internet quality, like he’s out here with the only real connection in existence. Meanwhile, Wi-Fi is perfectly fine for 99% of people, but Dale's gotta spin it into some kind of Roganomics tech lecture. Dude’s out here making Ethernet sound like the pinnacle of civilization while rage quitting over dropped combos. Classic lolcow behavior-always miserable and always overcomplicating the basics! 😂
Lan connection is always superior. Older technology is better more than not
"I don't play black characters in games"...played Kimberly in SF6!! 🤦♂️
@@emmanueljames794 😂 Bruh, Dale’s out here with his whole “I don’t play black characters” nonsense, and then he goes and picks Kimberly in SF6! The hypocrisy is off the charts. Man can’t even stick to his own bizarre rules! It’s like he’s constantly contradicting himself, and we’re just sitting here watching him dig deeper into his own Roganomics. Dude’s out here flexing his "principles," but when it comes to gameplay, those principles fold faster than his win streaks. 🤦🏿♂️😂
“You’re broke because you’re on WiFi” as he lives in section 8 housing
@@Itsfive5tv 😂 The irony is too real! Dale out here flexing on people for using WiFi, calling them "broke," while he’s chilling in Section 8 housing himself. Like, bro, maybe don’t throw stones when you’re living in a glass house! He’s quick to judge others for their setup, but forgets that his own situation isn’t exactly a baller status. Man really out here acting like an Ethernet cable is a sign of wealth. Dale’s Roganomics logic strikes again-just deflect, deflect, deflect! 😂
dale you should stop wasting time and take care of your daughter
King Rog Dale is too busy grooming other people's daughters
Dale too busy gr 00ming other peoples daughters to do that
@@emanmalek4700 For real! Dale’s out here wasting hours rage-quitting and blaming “stream snipers” when he could be doing something way more important-like, you know, being a dad. Instead of investing all that energy into games that just hand him L’s, maybe it’s time to level up in real life and spend some quality time with his daughter. Priorities, Dale! The games will still be there, but those precious moments with your kid? They’re slipping away every day. Time to step up and handle real responsibilities.
Nah man, it's best for the little one to NOT have Dale in their life. We already see that he only views children as a means to get out of poverty.
This is the most creative LTG troll comment section I've ever seen.
The game is lagging but he's smoothly shooting rockets!! Lmao
Dale glitched and lagged out away from a relationship with his daughter
These titles are killing me OMG😂
3:20 i mean c'mon you have to be beating him to at least call him trash, you can dislike mirrors but claiming he sucks when YOU'RE losing is crazy delusion
Part of me wants to donate and say "hey ltg long time fan but stopped watching cause life happened...im surprised to see youre still streaming...i guess every director said no to you huh??? Well was nice seeing ya still doing the same thing a decade later...i gotta take my kid to preschool have a good stream!!!" I think ill do it on the big 40 if he streams that day
He never streams on his birthday
Yeah and he would ban you while laughing at the tl;dr the moment your comment gets to more than three lines. This nigga dale can't read, you're better off buying some snacks at the grocery store instead.
Quitting is losing buddy 😂
It’s like back in grade school. If you quit before you get tagged then you can’t lose😂of course, anyone who isn’t 7 knows that’s not how the real world works
@@Darkness-ie2yl Exactly! Dale out here rage-quitting like it's a tactical move, but newsflash, bro-quitting is losing. 😂 He tries to act like he’s making some kind of power play by dipping out, but at the end of the day, a rage quit is just an early L. He’s dodging the loss screen like it doesn’t count, but everyone knows the second you hit that “quit” button, it’s game over. Dale’s really out here taking L’s before the match even finishes. 😂
What a miserable existence he leads
Lag only he can see lmao. Btw the intro is class
man dude these intros have me floored every time. keep up the great work man.
Spews that vomit like his Sektor 8 spams missiles
@@paulyp7854 😂 Absolutely! Dale spews out excuses and salt just like his Sektor 8 spams missiles-nonstop, predictable, and with zero variation! It’s like his go-to move both in-game and in life: when things don’t go his way, just hit that spam button and hope something sticks. The man’s stuck in a never-ending cycle of missile-launching both literally and metaphorically. He’s got the same strategy for everything-spam, complain, and rage quit. Dale’s a walking missile launcher of excuses! 😂
Dale can only flex that he has ethernet cable 😂😂
Bro was getting cooked by Homelander 😂
@@Skatemorales 😂 Homelander probably had Dale feeling like a side character in his own stream! Watching Dale get cooked by Homelander was peak comedy-dude probably had no idea how to handle the pressure, getting bodied left and right. You know the salt levels were skyrocketing with every laser blast and punch. Dale out here thinking he’s about to flex, but Homelander had him looking like he’s in a whole different tier... and not in a good way. Absolute annihilation! 😂
9:39 bro described himself turning down the fights he was proposed to do XDDXDX
What would the world do without you, Dale? XD
the 70IQ Scholar LoseTheGame back at it again 💯💯
He complaining about mirror matches because the person he's playing usually is way better with the character than he is.
@@blove88 😂 Exactly! Dale’s always salty about mirror matches because, deep down, he knows the other player’s about to show him how that character is really supposed to be played. He can’t stand the fact that someone’s out here mastering "his" character while he’s out here spamming the same moves and praying for a win. The mirror match exposes all his weaknesses, and he just can’t handle the reflection. So, instead of adapting, it’s straight to the salt mines for another excuse-filled meltdown! 😂
5:52 - "You might think I'm ass but I just quit alot" You mean you're ass, Dale?
The passive aggressive racism towards his own race gets me everytime 😂😂
Unc, NOBODY says LAN no more 😭
"me and my enemy both having cameos is like my enemy being given brass knuckles" ok lol
The mortality of "It's not about winning, it's about making sure everyone else doesn't have fun" only works if the person doesn't take the game seriously.
Dale is too egotistical foe this to apply.
He complains about easy mode this that, lag this that, corny here and there, streamsniper, troll bla bla; so much he can't be saying this.
Nevermind I'm wasting time when he does the job contradicting himself : 7:55
@@sirdogith3783 Exactly! That whole "It’s not about winning, it’s about making sure everyone else doesn’t have fun" mentality only works if you can take the L’s in stride and laugh it off. But Dale? Nah, his ego won’t let him. 😂 He takes every match like it’s the world championship, and every loss is a personal attack on his pride. He’s too deep in his own ego to just troll and have fun with it. The man’s so serious, even when he’s losing, that he ends up being the one who doesn’t have fun. The irony is, he's the one getting trolled in the end! 😂
LTG encounters a reiko who KNOWS how to play 😭
Old enough to remember when we couldn’t choose mirror matches 🤔
Am I the only one that has the intro playing in their head even when not watching a Red Dale video?
Bro keep uploading .
You keep me up to date and I get to eat while watching this.
❤
WHY IS THE INTRO SO GOOD THO
7:50 WTF WAS THAT SUS AURA?!!!!!!
What's the lore behind "human gets space aids" in the intro? I'm unfamiliar with that episode.
LTG LTG LTG LTG LTG LTG must have just learned the acronym "LAN" because he's using it alot lately and also incorrectly. He doesn't know that even if the opponent is using wireless they still have a LAN? I'm not surprised. There's more I want to point out but it's exhausting highlighting his complete ignorance EVERY NIGHT.
Right lol
Dale, the DUU: A Kookliness so fierce and massive, it can rival the Kookliness of Fall Guys, Mario Cart, AND Roblox. COMBINED.
6:41 I never seen Mr Roggy win. In today's new algorithm rabbit hole
Did he just call his own chat gay for watching him?
Ending Match feels like a commercial now 🤣
The players are so bad they always somehow win. LTG logic 101.
Unc is looking older and older each week. November coming quick.
His teeth are rogging out his face.
If this Duu was not so toxic and a deadbeat dad he would not have so many detractors
Dale really needs to quit gaming because he is not a "gamer"
Red Dale once again with the hilarious zoom ins and intro
it's a cycle that feeds itself now. he can't start being nice. he would lose half the interest and half the money. so he must keep being terrible which creates a new troll every day to keep pestering him
4:21 lmao how did people get the text to speech to sound like this?
Plot twist: It's his rog connection.
He probably hates pc cause it to expensive to get a ROG motherboards.
These titles got me weak before I even click the video 🤣🤣🤣
Its funny he called people broke cause they on wifi . Snoop Dogg plays xbox on wifi and i dont think he broke
Omg this guy is so delusional he thinks the only reason people would b online in MK1 is cuz of him
Hahah my 12 yr nephew plays it and so does my lil sister who's 28
His narciss
Dang unc
The part about switching cameos is so fucking stupid. In tournament play the loser of a match is given the chance to go to character select once (something he should be familiar with since he switched from Rose to Rolento during his match with Viscant). When he loses on someone other than his main he is quick to say "i would have won on my main", but when others actually capitalize on that opportunity he gets upset. He's been playing fighting games for 40 years and doesnt understand counterplay
@@cardcrown8202 😂 Exactly! Dale’s been in the fighting game scene for 40 years and still doesn’t understand basic counterplay mechanics! He’ll switch characters mid-tournament and then cry foul when someone else does the same. It’s like he’s got selective memory when it comes to rules that don’t benefit him. The hypocrisy is unreal-he’s quick to pull the “I would’ve won on my main” card, but the moment someone else switches to a counter, he’s calling it cheap or unfair. Bro, that’s literally how tournament play works! Man’s been around for decades and still doesn’t get it. Classic Dale logic! 😂
1:47 Shorty said she want to roll with me i said yea yea oh yea 🕺🕺🕺
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@@ShadowGamingReviews40 years of age
@@mike_oxhurt154 Mods clean up my tears.
@@ShadowGamingReviewsThank you
Videos such as your quality take much effort. Keep up the grind and let’s get King Rog to $150k ❤
11:38 "I don't play black characters in video games"
Kimberly: :(((
8:00 its like Dale was flying mid air with Sektor.
LMAO
Ragequitters (if you don't get the points) should IP banned. Any supporters???
Go home and be a family man, Dale!
12:00 bro trying to say everyone’s nervous and here he got a nervous small gasp.
Bro you be killing me with the lil close ups 😆
he was so mad at that reiko at the end. another great episode!
also hilarious to watch dale give an example of what rogging out is, and ends up just acting like himself. the man is totally delusional and takes no accountability and has zero self awareness.
How do people like him Not see that Quitting a game midway through is worse than losing. Just stay for a few extra seconds and take the loss.
Cause he doesn't want to see himself get fatality cause it hurts him. Lol
that last match where dude got grilled by that reiko, that guy is the textbook example of a godlike player: zoning, pressing buttons, using footsies, and dale the fraud thinks he’s bad??? bro got beat by his own character (the way reiko is literally meant to be played) and dale couldn’t even give him props? nasty work
@@xdtyfails6497 Exactly! Dale getting cooked by that Reiko player, who played the character exactly how he’s meant to be played, was a thing of beauty. That guy had it all-zoning, footsies, perfect spacing-and Dale couldn’t handle it. Instead of giving props where they’re due, Dale’s out here calling him bad, like bro, you just got handed an L by someone playing your own character better than you! It’s always wild how Dale refuses to acknowledge skill when he gets outclassed. Man got bodied by textbook Reiko play, but instead of learning, he’s too busy drowning in salt. Nasty work, indeed! 😂
He's got trolls nibbling at his toes. No fun fun fun and No sun sun sun.
Makes Dale a mad Rog rog rog.
new red dale episode dropped
That brass knuckle joke must’ve been somethin Dale witnessed back in his day.
That face... looks like going to cry any moment hahaha😂
There was no lag present 😂
When I say bum
Ah some pure curated salt before bed 🤣🧂🧂🧂
all I want is for DSP to beat LTG so that people can troll him forever about it.
I genuinely love the intro
I really need him to see these intros lmaooo
I love this channel bro 🤣🤣❤️