@@kodi0223 this turkey was definitely just curious and friendly, not trying to start shit. They are a lot like geese in that way, big and scary yet ultimately just curious. It's funny because if you watch vinny's goose game stream from a few years ago he hates them, but ever since he started hanging out with and feeding them, he befriended them. You really have to hang out with birds to get to know them. Turkeys, geese, even chickens, pigeons and ducks get a bad rap because they are super food motivated and want to be near you if you have something edible. This turkey likely just wanted to investigate if she had food or not.
That avatar joke book is so surreal. I genuinely think it's an Andy Kaufman-esque bit. Like... The jokes literally aren't jokes... And then there's weird interstitial commentary? Its... Its like post-modern literature with meta-ironic elements. Author as adversary. It might be genius.
Bambi's Mom: Quiet, son! Stay close and follow me, and don't make a sound. Bambi: What is it, mother? What's wrong? Distant Voice: Uhhhhh-HUHHHH-HUHUHUHUH! Seempson yelloh! Leesa-Leesa fed in grinder! Peter Greefin funnee Dooo-dah-doo-dah-itty-bitty-terra-plop! Bambi's Mom: ...Joel has entered the forest.
i was going to skip the avatar jokes but went into some kind of stone faced trance and only woke up 15 minutes later when it was already over. i will be using that excerpt of the video for guided meditation from now on
I hate this platform so much, can’t even post a non-offensive contextual comment without it getting deleted for some BS reason 😡 I will praise the day this sh-ty platform falls, I’ll even make a petition to make it an international holiday.
The Swedish taco pie was basically invented when corporations started marketing tex-mex products in Scandinavian countries, and it got so hip and trendy in the 90s that people started doing taco-everything (I'm surprised we don't have Taco ice cream), which basically meant it had the store-bought taco spice mix in it. A limited slice of tex-mex cuisine ís really popular in Sweden and Norway, but it's quite distinct from the Mexican and Texan/US food traditions.
Joel idk if you read these comments but I hope if you give cooking a turkey a second shot, you try this- Make sure you brine the turkey for 24 hours before cooking. Try to aim for a ratio of 4 liters of water to 500g of sea salt. You can add spices to your taste and brown sugar to help the bird brown in the oven better. Brining the turkey not only adds flavor but also helps the bird retain moisture when cooking. On roasting day, pat the bird dry with paper towels and use butter or olive oil to oil the skin. DO NOT STUFF THE BIRD WITH STUFFING. THIS IS A TRAP TO DRY OUT YOUR BIRD EVEN MORE. Preheat your oven to 230c and roast your bird for about 30 minutes then drop the temperature to 150c then roast the bird until you reach 65c (yes 65! I promise this will be okay) in the thickest part of the breast with a meat thermometer and it stays at that temp for at least 3 minutes. This should take at least 2 hours for a medium sized turkey but could be up to 4 for a large one. Take the turkey out of the oven and let it sit at room temperature for at least 45 minutes before carving. Yeah I know this is a lot in text, but it's actually less fussy than most other traditional methods. Most people overcook turkey and it turns out dry and worthy only as sandwich meat, but it can be truly delicious meat on its own when you cook it this way. I totally get saying fuck it and not bothering though I don't blame you. Traditional American herbs and spices for Thanksgiving turkey are thyme, rosemary, paprika, and especially sage. It's also common for American Thanksgiving turkey to include a citrus like lemon or orange. You can use whatever you like though. I hope you give it another shot some day.
Never do a whole turkey roast is the nr 1 tip. It's horrible, all the parts are ready at different temps and times. But then again, why even bother. If you don't grow up eating it, it really is not anything special at all I gotta say.
@@SiggorilloExactly why I always get a pack of pre-brined turkey legs instead of a whole turkey. Super cheap and way less effort way for better results.
I hope you give The Hunter more shots (ha ha) Joey, you're actually really good with the game for just starting up. A Texas heart shot, got a bird mid flight with a rifle, tracked all your animals and got 6 confirmed kills in under 2 hours.
1:28:00 he's talking about SMT: Nine, an xbox exclusive. Unless he really is talking about MT2, in which case the video game is merely part of the 5 minute intro
I kinda feel bad for small indie devs who have to either buy 3D assets online or do things PSX style. Cause I can totally see the struggle if you aren't able to make your own assets with the lack of artistic skills to do so, and especially if you have some sort of deadline. Sure, there's a lot of cases of developers creating some beautiful stuff even without being super good at art or modelling, but that's not gonna be the case for everybody.
GUYS I REALIZED JOEL NEVER CHANGED, HE WAS THE GUY THAT PLAYED OLD GAMED AND BROKE PC UNTIL PURPLE MONKIE BONZI BUDDY WAS THERE, NOW WE EAT BANAN AND THROW POO AS A COMUNITY
@@TrueLadyEvilChanok, i said "game design", referring to the constantly talking radio guy in the game itself. this wasn't intended to be a comment on how often Joel was talking
@@TrueLadyEvilChan i get it. "trying to be funny" is also what i do most of the time. when i read it in that context i thought your comment was pretty funny
I bought myself some new studio headphones and honestly without them I don't think I would have understood all those fooney Avatar jonks. Laughed big hard hohoho
Joel, i doubt you'll see this, and i doubt you even remember asking, but the deep fried tortilla thing you were thinking of was most likely TOSTADAS, not tamales.. theyre like an open-faced burrito only the tortilla is flat & fried.
The Avatar joke that the Na’vi would cook and eat the military guy in the Bowie knife mech suit for dinner after killing him was surprisingly dark for a children’s joke book. Do the Na’vi even eat meat, how does that fit their hippy-dippy lifestyle? Since they can basically take over any animal’s brain like a puppeteer, do they just pick one and force it to let them slaughter it? If so, that’s hardcore and kind of scary and makes them much cooler.
I don't want to sound like an avatar elist because I hate the series just as much as you probably do, but they have this sex tenril in their hair that they "connect" to shit, so more telepathy than mind control.
I sat through the whole joke book segment because I was doing my dishes when it was on and decided to just suffer through it instead of stopping, drying my hands, and skipping forward. Still better than listening to nothing, lol.
I hope the Avatar joke book is able to show to people what makes Avatar so great. It is so awkward and unfunny that it ends up lapsing in on itself and actually becomes downright hilarious.
I don’t know what turkeys are like in real life, are they really aggressive? I went to an ostrich farm once when I was a kid, I’d consider the Turkey Tom woman’s reaction more reasonable if it was an ostrich relentlessly pursuing her. I’ve been to Australia (Perth and surrounding areas, so Western Australia) and I got to see a cassowary in a wildlife park. They honestly felt like they were one bad day from being a Jurassic Park velociraptor, and I made sure to avoid eye contact in case that would make them angry.
Turkey hens can get pretty agressive if they have chicks. Had the turkey in that vid been agressive she wouldnt have been able to constantly keep her camera pointed at it. An angry turkey charges at you directly and makes itself look bigger by puffing itself up.
I think the most shocking thing about this stream was that of all games,, Joel knows about fucking Megami Tensei II of all games, talk about obscure today.
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The Avatar jokebook felt like a real-time lobotomy that lasted 25 minutes.
trademark
Obsessed with this woman being fucking terrified of a very sweet and inquisitive turkey
I dont understand the turkey either, it definitely doesnt seem aggressive but birds are weird, is it being nice or did it need kicked?
@@kodi0223 this turkey was definitely just curious and friendly, not trying to start shit. They are a lot like geese in that way, big and scary yet ultimately just curious. It's funny because if you watch vinny's goose game stream from a few years ago he hates them, but ever since he started hanging out with and feeding them, he befriended them. You really have to hang out with birds to get to know them. Turkeys, geese, even chickens, pigeons and ducks get a bad rap because they are super food motivated and want to be near you if you have something edible. This turkey likely just wanted to investigate if she had food or not.
You guys are silly, go poke a turkey and see what happens.
@@TheBestDoorSkeelz literally nothing. I grew up on a farm. turkeys are not bloodthirsty
Cluck and Gobble until it is done
crazed streamer goes hunting for turkey, takes home 3 bears
and an amestic usb stick apparently
Burky
Most normal Swede
Unhinged streamer hunts down bison and uses its corpse as a VTuber Avatar™
That avatar joke book is so surreal. I genuinely think it's an Andy Kaufman-esque bit. Like... The jokes literally aren't jokes... And then there's weird interstitial commentary? Its... Its like post-modern literature with meta-ironic elements. Author as adversary. It might be genius.
I think the joke book is actually genius. Its very obviously self aware.
Bambi's Mom: Quiet, son! Stay close and follow me, and don't make a sound.
Bambi: What is it, mother? What's wrong?
Distant Voice: Uhhhhh-HUHHHH-HUHUHUHUH! Seempson yelloh! Leesa-Leesa fed in grinder! Peter Greefin funnee Dooo-dah-doo-dah-itty-bitty-terra-plop!
Bambi's Mom: ...Joel has entered the forest.
"St. John Madden"
Alright it's official, Joel can pass the US citizenship test
He can literally cross the southern border, be given a $5000 gift card, a phone and get put up in a hotel in new york without any "test".
i was going to skip the avatar jokes but went into some kind of stone faced trance and only woke up 15 minutes later when it was already over. i will be using that excerpt of the video for guided meditation from now on
my prayers and salutes to all the poor people who were stuck with that jokebook live for 25 minutes
Thankyou 😢
I highly urge you to suffer with us :3
i don't know why but i watched it in entirety without skipping.. and i probably shouldn't have
I absolutely adore the Turkey Tom tradition, may it continue for many Thanksgivings to come
It's not thanksgiving without tom the turkey and zelda II
I like how Turkey Tom dropped a video about a vegan on thanksgiving lol
@@Shmandalf that poor bastard can't even enjoy his potatoes with gravy
Ah yes the turkey video as is tradition
I hate this platform so much, can’t even post a non-offensive contextual comment without it getting deleted for some BS reason 😡
I will praise the day this sh-ty platform falls, I’ll even make a petition to make it an international holiday.
@@ShadiC636what
@@KaceyKactus tldr: youtube’s censorship bot is BS and it’s *really* pissing me off
@@ShadiC636 huh?
@@ShadiC636gobble gobble!
The Avatar joke book is more funny as a drinking game: For every *™️* included in the PDF, take a drink.
alcohol poisoning™
that’s manslaugter
How to die in less than one hour
The Avatar joke book was just as much of a chore to sit through as the movies it was based off of.
True
The Swedish taco pie was basically invented when corporations started marketing tex-mex products in Scandinavian countries, and it got so hip and trendy in the 90s that people started doing taco-everything (I'm surprised we don't have Taco ice cream), which basically meant it had the store-bought taco spice mix in it.
A limited slice of tex-mex cuisine ís really popular in Sweden and Norway, but it's quite distinct from the Mexican and Texan/US food traditions.
I check the VoD for Joel’s Thanksgiving Stream every single year just to watch the killer Turkey video. He never disappoints.
It's like drinking gravy straight from the trough
Joel idk if you read these comments but I hope if you give cooking a turkey a second shot, you try this-
Make sure you brine the turkey for 24 hours before cooking. Try to aim for a ratio of 4 liters of water to 500g of sea salt. You can add spices to your taste and brown sugar to help the bird brown in the oven better. Brining the turkey not only adds flavor but also helps the bird retain moisture when cooking.
On roasting day, pat the bird dry with paper towels and use butter or olive oil to oil the skin.
DO NOT STUFF THE BIRD WITH STUFFING. THIS IS A TRAP TO DRY OUT YOUR BIRD EVEN MORE.
Preheat your oven to 230c and roast your bird for about 30 minutes then drop the temperature to 150c then roast the bird until you reach 65c (yes 65! I promise this will be okay) in the thickest part of the breast with a meat thermometer and it stays at that temp for at least 3 minutes. This should take at least 2 hours for a medium sized turkey but could be up to 4 for a large one.
Take the turkey out of the oven and let it sit at room temperature for at least 45 minutes before carving.
Yeah I know this is a lot in text, but it's actually less fussy than most other traditional methods. Most people overcook turkey and it turns out dry and worthy only as sandwich meat, but it can be truly delicious meat on its own when you cook it this way.
I totally get saying fuck it and not bothering though I don't blame you.
Traditional American herbs and spices for Thanksgiving turkey are thyme, rosemary, paprika, and especially sage. It's also common for American Thanksgiving turkey to include a citrus like lemon or orange. You can use whatever you like though. I hope you give it another shot some day.
Never do a whole turkey roast is the nr 1 tip. It's horrible, all the parts are ready at different temps and times.
But then again, why even bother. If you don't grow up eating it, it really is not anything special at all I gotta say.
@@SiggorilloExactly why I always get a pack of pre-brined turkey legs instead of a whole turkey. Super cheap and way less effort way for better results.
I hope you give The Hunter more shots (ha ha) Joey, you're actually really good with the game for just starting up. A Texas heart shot, got a bird mid flight with a rifle, tracked all your animals and got 6 confirmed kills in under 2 hours.
1:28:00 he's talking about SMT: Nine, an xbox exclusive. Unless he really is talking about MT2, in which case the video game is merely part of the 5 minute intro
28:55 I love how #100 is the one that got him, because it's the only one that makes sense lol.
I watched this in bed, the joke book real helped me fall asleep last night. not even joking
Was hoping to see the video, I was not disappoint
I kinda feel bad for small indie devs who have to either buy 3D assets online or do things PSX style. Cause I can totally see the struggle if you aren't able to make your own assets with the lack of artistic skills to do so, and especially if you have some sort of deadline. Sure, there's a lot of cases of developers creating some beautiful stuff even without being super good at art or modelling, but that's not gonna be the case for everybody.
And people say Avatar had no cultural impact
Imagine running from a turkey. Just kick the damn thing if it tries to peck you.
Avatar Joke Book Trade Marks: 183 (yes, i counted them all)
ON THIS DAY
I SEE CLEARLY
TURKEY TOM HAS COME TO LIBBBEEEE
A TURKEYS PLACE AND A BROKEN DREEEEEEEAAM
Clicked in here just to see the turkey video at the beginning
I love you Joel lmao
GUYS I REALIZED JOEL NEVER CHANGED, HE WAS THE GUY THAT PLAYED OLD GAMED AND BROKE PC UNTIL PURPLE MONKIE BONZI BUDDY WAS THERE, NOW WE EAT BANAN AND THROW POO AS A COMUNITY
personally, i'm a big fan of the "someone always has to be talking" school of game design
So, basically, a twitch streamer 😁
"Dead air, streamer! Why he no talking???"
@@TrueLadyEvilChanok, i said "game design", referring to the constantly talking radio guy in the game itself. this wasn't intended to be a comment on how often Joel was talking
@@vermis0161 True.
I was trying to be funny. I'll take the L even though I wasn't referring to Joel or you or anyone in specific
@@TrueLadyEvilChan i get it. "trying to be funny" is also what i do most of the time. when i read it in that context i thought your comment was pretty funny
29:48 Cant wait until joel reads "werewolf turkey brothers".
Ahh, the aggressive turkey in the intro. All is in order, thank you.
45:22 Geralt of Rivia's VA is in this game lmao.
I thought that was him!
I bought myself some new studio headphones and honestly without them I don't think I would have understood all those fooney Avatar jonks. Laughed big hard hohoho
That Avatar "joke" book is some kind of corporate dystopia's idea of humor.
Atleast bad dad joke books try to have a pun in their "jokes"
So basically a joke book made by almost any Japanese company.
@@ramdom_assortmentNo offense, but I've NEVER seen no joke book made by some Japanese company!
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 I thought Azumanga Daioh was pretty good back in the day.
Turkey Tom from Joel and Zelda II randomized from Vinny are my two favorite November traditions
Tom has come to reap us of or sins
OH NO IS THAT ANOTHER HORRIBLE JOKE BOOK
Joel, i doubt you'll see this, and i doubt you even remember asking, but the deep fried tortilla thing you were thinking of was most likely TOSTADAS, not tamales.. theyre like an open-faced burrito only the tortilla is flat & fried.
Lava lamp liquid is basically water and wax. But it's _real fuckin' hot_ wax so yeah, it'll burn pretty bad.
0:00 *“Tradition!”* - Tevye the Milkman
The Avatar joke that the Na’vi would cook and eat the military guy in the Bowie knife mech suit for dinner after killing him was surprisingly dark for a children’s joke book. Do the Na’vi even eat meat, how does that fit their hippy-dippy lifestyle? Since they can basically take over any animal’s brain like a puppeteer, do they just pick one and force it to let them slaughter it? If so, that’s hardcore and kind of scary and makes them much cooler.
I don't want to sound like an avatar elist because I hate the series just as much as you probably do, but they have this sex tenril in their hair that they "connect" to shit, so more telepathy than mind control.
1 second in and i'm already happy that tradition continues
Would the Avatar book technically be a Doujinshi?
Who wrote that joke book? They need a welness check. You can feel theyr brain melting at being forced to write the thing
You need to be insane first to sell scam book like that.
I love the jokes. Great bit, can't get enough!
3:14:24 Grandpa's going on about smelling games again
Did not expect to bump into Geralt of Rivia in some thanksgiving game
The Avatar joke book was exactly as funny as the movie was original.
2:35:00 or so: I really loved America's Army 2. Insurgent Camp, Bridge Crossing, loved it. And spamming 'grandma was slow', hooah etc.
16:20 I feel like this is hilariously offensive, but the cognitive dissonance made Joel stroke out before noticing it
so nice of vinny to lend his passive to joel for this stream!
48:28 Right in the cornucopia!
_"That monster will NEVER forgive us!"_
And it's just some _Turkeh_ terrorizing some woman in da Midwest.
"Terrorizing"
based turkey
He just wasn't having any of her shit acting like a victim and running away from a Turkey what a bi atch@higgsbonbon
I sat through the whole joke book segment because I was doing my dishes when it was on and decided to just suffer through it instead of stopping, drying my hands, and skipping forward. Still better than listening to nothing, lol.
no it really wasnt
I fell asleep to this and woke up when Joel was gamer raging
Please make terrible joke readings a yearly tradition: only way I will celebrate Thanksgiving
Tofurkey
I hope the Avatar joke book is able to show to people what makes Avatar so great. It is so awkward and unfunny that it ends up lapsing in on itself and actually becomes downright hilarious.
The MS paint art and Joel's monotone voice really adds to the humor imo
I loved this stream and hunting the turkey 🦃
Gobble Gobble Mother Gobbler
LETSGOOOOO SUPER THANKSGIVING 2023 !!!
I'm going to leave a fecal funny in your stocking for that jokebook.
I don’t know what turkeys are like in real life, are they really aggressive? I went to an ostrich farm once when I was a kid, I’d consider the Turkey Tom woman’s reaction more reasonable if it was an ostrich relentlessly pursuing her. I’ve been to Australia (Perth and surrounding areas, so Western Australia) and I got to see a cassowary in a wildlife park. They honestly felt like they were one bad day from being a Jurassic Park velociraptor, and I made sure to avoid eye contact in case that would make them angry.
Turkey hens can get pretty agressive if they have chicks. Had the turkey in that vid been agressive she wouldnt have been able to constantly keep her camera pointed at it. An angry turkey charges at you directly and makes itself look bigger by puffing itself up.
2:13 bad turkey 😎
Tom the turkey video is more or less owned by Joel at this point.
1:10:30 - Perfect Prof Frink impression.
Happy Thankskilling, Joel
I love how the turkey chasing woman video is a yearly staple.
TOM AWAKENS
EVERYBODY GET *DOWN!-*
ON THIS DAY
HE CRAVES **BLOOD**
BLESS UP TERRIBLE TOM.
"I tell same joke... 15 TIME, and it still, just as funny, 15 TIME."
The stream. The streamer.
3:43:53 Is this the Alan Wake cabin?
Is anyone else hearing a smoke alarm low bat beep or did I get dosed
Teardown has new content and A Mustache In The House got a sequel.
Cluck and Gobble until it is done 🦃
Good intro
Throw snowballs at it!
I think the most shocking thing about this stream was that of all games,, Joel knows about fucking Megami Tensei II of all games, talk about obscure today.
God is coming
Better show that jokebook to people who say Avatar has no cultural impact
3:50:39 NO NOT ANOTHER LOVE QUEST
Do Windows 11 Destruction next in 2024
Those Turkey's are really pissed off.
That intro is a Karan.
1:21:08 My name Jeff
Why does everybody seem to think these joke books are totally unironic...?
2:16:08
Whoa
wait wheres the persona 5
You know a joke is good when you have to google the reference like I did for like 50% of these… and I saw both Avatars.
2:17:40
💛🎼🌈 theres a new 'the duck song' 'xmas grapes!?"
Man i got scared i woke up to Joel yellmg "SHUT THE FUCK UP" i was so scared
24:11 lmao
That turkey just wanted a friend
Joel needs to do a Windows 11 Destruction.
HOLY SHIT KEN IS IN THIS GAME?!?!?
so true
Wtf is that cinnamon toast kens voice
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed!! I think so lol
FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES THAT TURKEY SUCKS ON THANKSGIVING. CHICKEN SUPREMACY 😤😤