Greatest Wrestling Promo Ever Cut

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  • Опубликовано: 30 апр 2024
  • Not only will he give him one of these - but also one of those
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  • @tractormike685
    @tractormike685 3 месяца назад +1845

    My wife says pro wrestling is complete nonsense. Obviously, this proves her wrong.

    • @clayton5584
      @clayton5584 3 месяца назад +72

      Divorce her now!

    • @user-oy6sk8ko1w
      @user-oy6sk8ko1w 3 месяца назад +58

      They watch Real Housewives Shows. They don't have one of these and one of those with Pirate Voice Effects!!!!

    • @thisissteeev
      @thisissteeev 3 месяца назад +105

      You gotta give her one of deeze followed by one of doze

    • @bigdaddytrips6197
      @bigdaddytrips6197 2 месяца назад +15

      Nonsense 😂

    • @erosthespacesoldier1712
      @erosthespacesoldier1712 2 месяца назад +9

      Hahaha... your wife is completely correct!!! But, it was entertaining back in the 70s and 80s.

  • @briantaylor7354
    @briantaylor7354 3 месяца назад +2065

    One of the saddest quotes from his upcoming Dark Side of the Ring episode: "He could still kind of give them one of these...but he just couldn't give them one of those anymore."

  • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
    @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE 3 месяца назад +1089

    His finisher without a doubt is named the "why I outta"

    • @davidspicer5683
      @davidspicer5683 2 месяца назад +7

      AHH 😂😂😂

    • @brianmills5302
      @brianmills5302 2 месяца назад +4

      And right before that he yells," Come here to me! Come here to me!" 😂😂

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot2
      @manuginobilisbaldspot2 2 месяца назад +14

      His setup is the ‘no see!’ in the ol Muggsy voice

    • @TygerDryve
      @TygerDryve 2 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @eldrow
      @eldrow 2 месяца назад

      Best comment, ever!!!😂😅

  • @RunDAZ
    @RunDAZ 3 месяца назад +1118

    I was confused until Sinister came in to clarify things.

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 2 месяца назад +19

      😂😂😂

    • @E.C.2
      @E.C.2 2 месяца назад +20

      These boys were genius level,seriously.

    • @ryanbailey5709
      @ryanbailey5709 2 месяца назад +31

      Indeed. Sinister is the vanguard of clarification.

    • @eldrow
      @eldrow 2 месяца назад +3

      😅😂🤣

    • @kayhaich
      @kayhaich 2 месяца назад +6

      Was very helpful with putting a name to a face too

  • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
    @ModernDayRenaissanceMan 3 месяца назад +537

    The only thing worse than getting "wonadeez" was getting "tooadeez" which no one lived to tell the tale.

    • @ggggloveking9419
      @ggggloveking9419 3 месяца назад +27

      Tooadeez on the chin is the worst

    • @snerdterguson
      @snerdterguson 2 месяца назад +14

      Unless you're the Ultimate Warrior, in which case you would no sell a nuclear bomb.

    • @blackatheistmillionaire1636
      @blackatheistmillionaire1636 2 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @timthegem
      @timthegem 2 месяца назад +5

      @@snerdterguson Please. Goldberg would be standing there shaking out the cobwebs for a half second before giving him a botchy clothesline.

    • @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786
      @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ggggloveking9419yeah, tooadeez nutz!

  • @RyanReidSpeaks
    @RyanReidSpeaks 3 месяца назад +689

    When you have a warehouse surplus of Dese and Dos.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 3 месяца назад +22

      When you have Dese and Dos tattooed on your knuckles.

    • @codedxxx
      @codedxxx 2 месяца назад

      🤣

    • @clintoncox5917
      @clintoncox5917 2 месяца назад +9

      Deez n Doze, Here n Dare, Diss-Waze n Datt-Waze

    • @RickCrespo78
      @RickCrespo78 2 месяца назад +3

      Deez what?

    • @TeganCantEven
      @TeganCantEven 2 месяца назад +5

      This absolutely sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fredbarron8582
    @fredbarron8582 3 месяца назад +676

    WWE Writers take note...

    • @parakeet8157
      @parakeet8157 3 месяца назад +12

      ROFL!

    • @E.C.2
      @E.C.2 2 месяца назад +20

      They suck too badly to be this good.
      Its like a boardroom meeting nowadays.BORING!

    • @littleblackcat2273
      @littleblackcat2273 2 месяца назад +5

      Yeah, sounded like a great scripted promo!

    • @rise5558
      @rise5558 2 месяца назад +4

      😂Amazing

    • @ParticleLarry
      @ParticleLarry 2 месяца назад +10

      I see you've given up on AEW

  • @Diggy22
    @Diggy22 2 месяца назад +144

    Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?
    "Yeah, gimme one of these, and gimme one of these, and gimme one of these, and gimme one of those!!!"
    Would you like fries with that?
    "AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!"

    • @Fredrique66
      @Fredrique66 Месяц назад +2

      I laughed harder than I should have.. But probably not

    • @gurkagurkadurka6688
      @gurkagurkadurka6688 Месяц назад +3

      You gotta have Sinister popping in from the side to help place the order, though.

  • @miscetc-tm2yt
    @miscetc-tm2yt 3 месяца назад +227

    If this guy wrestled in WWE I'd watch every week.

    • @tomd9555
      @tomd9555 2 месяца назад +25

      Better than Roman Reigns

    • @theoneanton
      @theoneanton 2 месяца назад

      ​@@tomd9555...aaaaand the Big Dog JUST GOT ONE OF THOSE

    • @glenmorgan4597
      @glenmorgan4597 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@tomd9555 by far, this guy is the business

    • @miscetc-tm2yt
      @miscetc-tm2yt 2 месяца назад +5

      @@glenmorgan4597 Oh, he's money!

    • @holmesglenn
      @holmesglenn 2 месяца назад +3

      it really
      needs the insanity back

  • @maskofvulcan7491
    @maskofvulcan7491 3 месяца назад +440

    To be fair, those Parts Unknowners have always been a little crazy

    • @JoeBagadonuts-hg8jz
      @JoeBagadonuts-hg8jz 3 месяца назад +37

      As Jesse Ventura once observed, people in Parts Unknown are always wearing masks for some reason. He also said there are apparently no scales there because nobody ever knows what wrestlers from Parts Unknown weigh.

    • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
      @ModernDayRenaissanceMan 3 месяца назад +24

      I visited there once, didn't know I was there until after I arrived. Gained a ton of weight the first day, then lost it all right before I left. I mean literally ALL of it. I was zero pounds as I floated out of town. Fun fact: It's actually the only way to leave. There's not really much to eat there. The masks denote who is related to who.

    • @mcentepede
      @mcentepede 3 месяца назад +14

      This promo right up there with Ultimate Warrior, Missing Link, the Berserker and other "Parts Unknown". Undertaker was originally from Death Valley, which is a legit place so he went on to be legendary

    • @stlfatman
      @stlfatman 2 месяца назад +15

      I just went to Parts Unknown for vacation last summer. Visited the world's largest facepaint factory. The Missing Link was the guest of honour.

    • @ZippyDChimp-mr1tf
      @ZippyDChimp-mr1tf 2 месяца назад +4

      Deez guys are from parts unknown near Chicago.

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 2 месяца назад +161

    The title of this video made a very bold promise, and it delivered.

    • @cecilnewson8876
      @cecilnewson8876 2 месяца назад

      Nope nope nope. Dusty's Rhodes' "Hard times" promo is the best ever.

    • @ChuckTheCuckPeralo
      @ChuckTheCuckPeralo 2 месяца назад +3

      ​​@@cecilnewson8876we got a jokester in here guys. Let's give him a good laugh so he comes back with more. Lol Dusty Rhodes couldn't cut a promo to save his damn life. If he could maybe he'd have become somebody and made an impact. He had potential in ring, but his boring interviews always killed interest in his matches so he never drew a dime. I feel like his promos held him back and are the main reason his impact on the industry was minimal. That's why his legacy isn't ever brought up. Unlike this guy. You know, the one in the video. Whatever his name is. How is he not in the Hall of Fame?

    • @seantaft3853
      @seantaft3853 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@cecilnewson8876 do we need to give you one of these and give you one of those?

    • @007Hutchings
      @007Hutchings 2 месяца назад +2

      @@seantaft3853 You are right, daddy. He most certain needs one of these, and one of the those as well why not.

  • @hannibalharkonnen7612
    @hannibalharkonnen7612 2 месяца назад +93

    This shit is so much better than modern wrestling.

    • @tobiasfarragut292
      @tobiasfarragut292 2 месяца назад +3

      T.K. Gon sign him real soon…Thanks Guys

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 9 дней назад

      1000% better. Wrestling used to be great because of the characters and personalities. Modern shit is terrible. Zero personalities.

  • @MrM-u3h
    @MrM-u3h 2 месяца назад +64

    Signature: OneaDeez
    Finisher: OneaDoze

  • @HepCatJack
    @HepCatJack 2 месяца назад +110

    - How do you explain your loss ?
    - I was able to block one of these but I wasn't expecting one of those. I should have watched his promo.

    • @joesretrostuff
      @joesretrostuff 2 месяца назад +4

      This made me laugh more than it probably should have

    • @tobiasfarragut292
      @tobiasfarragut292 2 месяца назад +4

      Only comment thread ive ever liked every single fucking comment on 😂😂

  • @anthonyterry8162
    @anthonyterry8162 3 месяца назад +333

    Its like your great grandpa telling you on how hes going to fight the neighbor down the street.

  • @AndreaOsiander
    @AndreaOsiander 3 месяца назад +162

    - What is your ring name?
    - Ahhhrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @PassengersMusic777
      @PassengersMusic777 2 месяца назад +10

      Damn that’s a brilliant wrestling name. Argh the Inhuman

    • @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576
      @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 2 месяца назад +10

      Dude like imagine if this dude was never given a name. Had no theme song, just him angrily marching to the ring with multiple people trying to hold him back.
      And he just beat the crap out of people and refused to elaborate.

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI 2 месяца назад +5

      @@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 that's actually brilliant

    • @mariomanningfan
      @mariomanningfan Месяц назад +2

      ​@@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576guys in the ring like "oh fuck, here he comes." "Who?" "That fucking screaming guy"

  • @SvenS2
    @SvenS2 3 месяца назад +536

    Your crazy uncle after you dad refuses to lend him any more money

    • @morgancook5000
      @morgancook5000 3 месяца назад +37

      So what's your name?? "Ragh!!" And flexes 😂😂😆😆

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  3 месяца назад +43

      @@morgancook5000 the entire video didn't upload for some reason. After this cuts off, the manager actually says "his name is i give him one of these and i give him one of those." I swear to god

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 3 месяца назад +15

      @mpwarburton I heard when he goes for an eye test, the optician asks him "what do you see" and this guy replies "Dese and Dose"

    • @Yabbadabbadoo66
      @Yabbadabbadoo66 3 месяца назад +4

      @@troywright359 Lol, and dose and dese

    • @jeremydedrick4054
      @jeremydedrick4054 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@markwarburtontkdmanager "sinister" does say it in your clip.

  • @user-oy6sk8ko1w
    @user-oy6sk8ko1w 3 месяца назад +195

    As if this isn't a giant block of gold the manager comes in to clarify things for us all and pours liquid gold all over the giant block of gold.

  • @UMAMIMAMU
    @UMAMIMAMU 2 месяца назад +64

    I will never, ever, EVER not click on this. EVER. From herein anytime this is in my recommendations it will get clicked. _Guaranteed_ . The very definition of "must see TV".

    • @Kevin-pu6bt
      @Kevin-pu6bt 2 месяца назад +3

      I have watched this a dozen times and shared it at least that many times ! Not exaggerating - I'm crazy grateful I stumbled upon this gold nugget. "Favorite"!!!

    • @UMAMIMAMU
      @UMAMIMAMU 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Kevin-pu6bt IT SIMPLY DOESN'T GET OLD.

    • @matthewdunham1689
      @matthewdunham1689 Месяц назад

      I’ve watched this more than a dozen times already and I’ve only found this two weeks ago or so. 😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

  • @B1487W
    @B1487W 2 месяца назад +114

    How I pump myself up for work everyday

    • @Strangepete
      @Strangepete 2 месяца назад +13

      ur boss: "who.. who are you, actually?"
      u: "raaaaah..."

    • @goldenagenut
      @goldenagenut 2 месяца назад +12

      " I'd like a quarter pounder combo with a coke."
      " Oh yeah? Raaaarr, I'll give you one of these ..hamburgers and I'll give you one of those... small fries... raarr, raarr, and here's your cup - raaaaar! Have a nice day or I'll give you one of these!... "

    • @BbNaB
      @BbNaB 2 месяца назад +1

      @@goldenagenut Halloween costume working at a drive through

    • @BbNaB
      @BbNaB 2 месяца назад +2

      when they ask to see the manager they come to the window looking like Sinister

  • @daveconleyportfolio5192
    @daveconleyportfolio5192 3 месяца назад +249

    His name is BOGO. Buy one of these, get one of those free.

    • @stylex19
      @stylex19 2 месяца назад +5

      🤣🤣🤘🏾

    • @chrisegonmusic
      @chrisegonmusic 2 месяца назад +5

      Underrated comment

    • @Vibe_Thoughts
      @Vibe_Thoughts 2 месяца назад +5

      You win 😂

    • @jaylong4705
      @jaylong4705 2 месяца назад +4

      So many comments have more likes but you, sir, won this comment section

    • @tobiasfarragut292
      @tobiasfarragut292 2 месяца назад

      😂 Wheeze Laughter 🏆

  • @ScottTX79
    @ScottTX79 2 месяца назад +34

    I can’t think of anything more agonizing than receiving one of deez, and knowing it’s only a matter time before you receive one of doze

    • @blackravenchris
      @blackravenchris День назад

      One of the greatest comments of all-time on RUclips. Well done.

  • @sweetpepino1907
    @sweetpepino1907 2 месяца назад +41

    Playing with 10 Strength, and 1 intelligence be like

  • @christianzafiroglu6705
    @christianzafiroglu6705 3 месяца назад +83

    Sometimes the comment section is somehow even better than the video. Well done, people.

    • @punkem733
      @punkem733 2 месяца назад

      Sometimes I don't think everyone has watched the vid.

    • @smittyinwootown5640
      @smittyinwootown5640 26 дней назад +2

      That’s the way it is with a ton of videos. The comment section is plain Hilarious. 😂

    • @BloodofChrist-jx8te
      @BloodofChrist-jx8te 15 дней назад

      I am crying with laughter

  • @danoc51
    @danoc51 2 месяца назад +36

    This is fantastic! In less than a minute, these three gentlemen very proficiently and succinctly demonstrate why I'm addicted to professional wrestling!

  • @tw3957
    @tw3957 2 месяца назад +26

    I found this clip over a week ago and must have viewed this at least 100 times since.

    • @MoneGetsIt
      @MoneGetsIt 2 месяца назад +1

      Looks like you have watched it 100,000 times now.

  • @warpdrivefueledbyinsomnia8165
    @warpdrivefueledbyinsomnia8165 2 месяца назад +47

    Ah, yes, my favorite masked wrestler, "AUGHH!!!" I don't understand why the interviewer was having any trouble with him, he clearly put his name out there.

  • @jackkitchen737
    @jackkitchen737 2 месяца назад +44

    I've been on the receiving end of one of these, and one of those. Neither of which was a picnic.

  • @johnmarty2966
    @johnmarty2966 2 месяца назад +31

    This is back when wrestling was real.

    • @brucebr1037
      @brucebr1037 Месяц назад +3

      Gen-u-ine!

    • @aszteroidt
      @aszteroidt 11 дней назад +1

      It's still real to me, dammit!!

  • @ScaryGarrySG1
    @ScaryGarrySG1 2 месяца назад +32

    My 3 year old Nephew gave the same promo the other day

  • @ericwermes394
    @ericwermes394 2 месяца назад +80

    "The Sinister Minister of Fear" is my Father...he's still alive and well. We aren't sure about the other two guys. We are both having a lot fun seeing these old clips from back in day. Much more of this on the Salovdi Wrestling Channel if you guys want to take a look.

    • @adamdallas6096
      @adamdallas6096 2 месяца назад +1

      Who are the others?

    • @mmaphilosophy
      @mmaphilosophy 2 месяца назад +5

      Big Daddy putting an American Brooklyn accent on

    • @mmaphilosophy
      @mmaphilosophy 2 месяца назад +2

      That's not the sinister though. This was the 80s. Sinister would of only been teens or early 20s when this video was shot.

    • @ericwermes394
      @ericwermes394 2 месяца назад +10

      @mmaphilospphy...that is the "Sinister Minister of Fear" from the 80s...who is almost 70 years old now. His gimmick was replicated by the ECW guy who went by the Sinister Minister (not "of fear").

    • @mmaphilosophy
      @mmaphilosophy 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ericwermes394 Ahhh right

  • @rickneal4967
    @rickneal4967 2 месяца назад +15

    One of the few times a RUclips title lives up to it's claim

  • @DavidPaulStone
    @DavidPaulStone 3 месяца назад +171

    I would live to see the match that followed, just to see whether he delivered one of these and one of those.

    • @theblueoctopus4494
      @theblueoctopus4494 3 месяца назад +41

      While he did give him a couple of "theses" he got disqualified before he could give him any "thoses".

    • @DavidPaulStone
      @DavidPaulStone 3 месяца назад +13

      @@theblueoctopus4494 also, did he ever get his hands around his opponents neck?

    • @thisissteeev
      @thisissteeev 3 месяца назад +18

      ​@@DavidPaulStone Yep. That's why he got disqualified

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 2 месяца назад +12

      @@theblueoctopus4494 Probably for the best, if he gave his opponent any "thoses" he probably would've seriously injured them.

    • @MegaphoneFranke
      @MegaphoneFranke 2 месяца назад +7

      @@davisbowe8668absolutely. All of them “thoses” looked totally stiff.

  • @colingram8785
    @colingram8785 3 месяца назад +77

    adding the knee lifts just provides the cherry on the icing....voila!!

  • @SirGutWriter
    @SirGutWriter 3 месяца назад +148

    Indeed, the greatest. Even the Iron Sheikh never threatened to give his opponents one-a 'dese & one-a 'dose.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 3 месяца назад +11

      But did he choke em like dis?

    • @mcentepede
      @mcentepede 3 месяца назад +6

      I think the Iron Sheik coined the term "Jabroni". Sheik in my top five Heel wrestlers all time

    • @needsaride15126
      @needsaride15126 3 месяца назад +8

      @@mcentepede Sheik made the term popular but he did not originate the word.

    • @fixpacifica
      @fixpacifica 2 месяца назад +6

      He did break their back make them humble.

    • @thinkbeforyouvote
      @thinkbeforyouvote 2 месяца назад

      I don't know about all that...
      ruclips.net/video/82kivOz6Apg/видео.html

  • @robsmith8286
    @robsmith8286 3 месяца назад +258

    I love how the manager walks in to save him and blows it too lol

    • @terryeubanks8797
      @terryeubanks8797 3 месяца назад +60

      This promo was already perfect. He just wanted to be a part of it.

    • @MasonMendes
      @MasonMendes 2 месяца назад +45

      Blows it?!?! Nah fam, ENHANCED IT 🔥😤🔥😤🔥😤🔥

    • @JimTedz
      @JimTedz 2 месяца назад +30

      He didn't blow anything. He helped drive the point home.

    • @Killswitch-Overdrive.
      @Killswitch-Overdrive. 2 месяца назад +13

      Save it? This is gold.😂😂

    • @trscsaeg
      @trscsaeg 2 месяца назад +6

      Pretty sure everything here went the way it was intended. This was probably just as funny as it happened as it is now and was meant to be such a

  • @camaro1139
    @camaro1139 2 месяца назад +37

    This has to be the best promo/comments EVER!!!

  • @mauricesoulis1590
    @mauricesoulis1590 2 месяца назад +34

    I swear to God this is how it went down in the finance booth with the closer at the Kia dealership I went to😂

    • @gradyjohnson7853
      @gradyjohnson7853 2 месяца назад +1

      This is kinda what I went through at a timeshare seminar after i told them no. Meand my wife had to walk about a mile back to the car.

    • @mauricesoulis1590
      @mauricesoulis1590 2 месяца назад +1

      @@gradyjohnson7853
      Wow same here but at Disneyland! Back in the late 90’s they pushed their own.
      They woke us up at 6:30am at the Disney Hotel.
      Needless to say we never went after that awakening😂🤬

    • @gradyjohnson7853
      @gradyjohnson7853 2 месяца назад +1

      @mauricesoulis1590 that was probably the same place. Go thru the spiel thru 4 handlers, and every time the round gets tougher. And they more or less insult you, and I think that they honestly can't believe you would say no. They parked us at the edge of the property like a mile and a half away and drove us back to the conference hall at the crack of dawn. And we saw maybe two couples walking and didn't think much anything about it. But after like 4 hours they showed us the door and guess what no ride back to the car. I called it the walk of shame. I was so damned mad. When they sold one ,bells went off like you hit the lottery. But it was really for them. I half expected them to carry us to the top of the building and throw us off. The people we dealt with were downright ugly when we told them no. This was in 2008 before the big crash. I am glad I didn't cave. I almost did but then they passed me off and then I was going to poke them in the eye. They are a bunch of you know what.

    • @gradyjohnson7853
      @gradyjohnson7853 2 месяца назад

      @mauricesoulis1590 if you passes anybody walking through the parking lot it was probably us.

    • @mauricesoulis1590
      @mauricesoulis1590 2 месяца назад +1

      @@gradyjohnson7853 I’m in Bay Area but there was a famous LA auto dealer called Cal Worthington- big tall southern dude with a big hat.
      His dealership had one entrance n one exit but the way u got out (or escaped) was u had to run over spikes. Also notorious for throwing yer trade in keys on the roof or mysteriously misplacing them😂
      The good old days of fighting at the auto dealers- I miss that🏆

  • @chickenalaking1319
    @chickenalaking1319 3 месяца назад +269

    Never knew Svengoolie was a wrestling manager.

    • @conspiracyx8916
      @conspiracyx8916 3 месяца назад +25

      I was thinking the manager looks more like Johnny Depp

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE 3 месяца назад

      I thought Raven ​@@conspiracyx8916

    • @davidjohnson834
      @davidjohnson834 2 месяца назад +4

      It's like it's both

    • @davidjohnson834
      @davidjohnson834 2 месяца назад +20

      Almost like... he IS one of those, but also-- he is one of THOSE as well.

    • @fixpacifica
      @fixpacifica 2 месяца назад +7

      @@conspiracyx8916 Johnny Depp is who I was thinking of, too.

  • @troywright359
    @troywright359 3 месяца назад +97

    By the time he's finished with his opponents, they'll be singing "Head, shoulders, dese and dose"

    • @patrickdaly5068
      @patrickdaly5068 3 месяца назад +3

      Oh man that is great! 😂

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 3 месяца назад +6

      @patrickdaly5068 i should have thought better for a sec and said:
      Doc: "tell me where he hurt you"
      Opponent: "head shoulders dese and dose"

    • @Jeremywiththejericho
      @Jeremywiththejericho 2 месяца назад +3

      This needs more likes 😂😂

  • @MikeBesk
    @MikeBesk 2 месяца назад +22

    And my brother wonders why I love wrestling.

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 9 дней назад

      I LOVED wrestling, back when it was full of entertaining characters like this. What happened in the ring was secondary.

  • @footiebloke
    @footiebloke 2 месяца назад +20

    That's a masterclass in character building.

    • @Nightdreamr
      @Nightdreamr 2 месяца назад +2

      Tells you everything you need to know about the character

  • @SpiralPoliFemboy
    @SpiralPoliFemboy 3 месяца назад +210

    What Non-Wrestling fans think all Pro Wrestling promos are like

    • @ImInLoveWithBulla
      @ImInLoveWithBulla 2 месяца назад +52

      What all wrestling fans wish all promos were like.

    • @jammiebooker6489
      @jammiebooker6489 2 месяца назад +1

      Yep.....

    • @rancidcrawfish
      @rancidcrawfish 2 месяца назад +10

      They pretty much were at one point..everyone yelling, coked out of their minds

    • @SpiralPoliFemboy
      @SpiralPoliFemboy 2 месяца назад +7

      @@rancidcrawfish There were tons of promos in the 80s that were actually good. Territories and NWA particularly.

    • @Nightdreamr
      @Nightdreamr 2 месяца назад +6

      @@SpiralPoliFemboy Implying that this wasn't actually good

  • @rtyuik7
    @rtyuik7 2 месяца назад +104

    'whats your name?'
    "Juan"
    'Juan? Juan who?'
    "Juan Adeez, and Juan Adoze"

    • @riquepr
      @riquepr 2 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Viper505repiV1
      @Viper505repiV1 2 месяца назад +3

      How on earth did Russo not make name a Lucha tag team that?

    • @derekrobinett1543
      @derekrobinett1543 2 месяца назад

      I was expecting “it doesn’t matter what your name is”.
      Fail

    • @paulx7620
      @paulx7620 2 месяца назад

      Got me 😂

  • @Mecha_Neko
    @Mecha_Neko 2 месяца назад +16

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume he's gonna give em one of these and then give him one of those

  • @brett919
    @brett919 2 месяца назад +7

    I am so glad the manager came in for some clarification. I fully grasped he was going to give 'im one a these, but I needed to hear again he was gonna give 'im one a those.

  • @goldenagenut
    @goldenagenut Месяц назад +2

    Whoever that guy is he is absolutely shining! This is wrestling promo gold!

  • @ryanm4281
    @ryanm4281 2 месяца назад +5

    I left my kids at home alone to see this guy wrestle in person.
    When CPS saw this promo, they were disgusted that I didnt bring the kids to see such a once in a lifetime star live.....

  • @donnamylife1981
    @donnamylife1981 2 месяца назад +11

    I keep watching this over and over

  • @hk47meatbags55
    @hk47meatbags55 3 месяца назад +149

    Where the hell did Johnny Depp come from 🤣

    • @OdaVenom
      @OdaVenom 3 месяца назад +4

      Yeah, it's like Depp from Dead Man, but with complexion of the chubby guy with feathers from that movie. 😆

    • @zachary_attackery
      @zachary_attackery 3 месяца назад +4

      easy big daddy

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 2 месяца назад +9

      I thought it was Mickey Rourke.

    • @gregdebacker4998
      @gregdebacker4998 2 месяца назад +1

      Court

    • @JackOSUrulz
      @JackOSUrulz 2 месяца назад +1

      I was thinking Sinister had some Old Gregg vibes

  • @carlosroderick501
    @carlosroderick501 3 месяца назад +17

    Your drunk uncles at the end of the cookout.😂😂

  • @Mandrahale
    @Mandrahale 3 месяца назад +29

    I think this promotion takes place in a van down by the river😂😂😂😂😂

  • @benbaxter5000
    @benbaxter5000 24 дня назад +3

    When people say wrestling is fake....
    ...just give 'em one of these, and give 'em one of those!

  • @zachary_attackery
    @zachary_attackery 3 месяца назад +66

    Al Snow just played this on Vince Russo's podcast and Russo said "I actually love this"

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  3 месяца назад +3

      Whoa - Like from this link on my profile? Or another post

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 2 месяца назад +25

      Russo probably would’ve booked this guy to be world champ.

    • @sparkywilson1405
      @sparkywilson1405 2 месяца назад +5

      This guy is star enhancement material, this is hilarious

    • @jikal9032
      @jikal9032 2 месяца назад

      Bro

    • @edmondcamp2878
      @edmondcamp2878 2 месяца назад +7

      Vince Russo the guy that killed WCW.

  • @benhubbell7525
    @benhubbell7525 3 месяца назад +81

    One of these one of those wrestling promo gold

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  3 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/U9FO8tBf59I/видео.htmlsi=ovZlto4cCltugW84

    • @mcentepede
      @mcentepede 3 месяца назад +5

      This promo easily tops The Ultimate Warrior's promos where he just snarls and growls

    • @Rondondemarco
      @Rondondemarco 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@mcentepede this could have been some warrior influence. Warriors intergalactic ramblings looking like human trenbulone was actually epic as a youngster to see 👁️

    • @benhubbell7525
      @benhubbell7525 2 месяца назад

      @@markwarburtontkd I wish Patrice o Neal could have seen this

  • @bigdaddydiesel5520
    @bigdaddydiesel5520 2 месяца назад +12

    This is how all wrestling promos should be, simple and to the point, with some random growling.

  • @sahidmussaba1350
    @sahidmussaba1350 2 месяца назад +6

    He was out of line asking "who are you?"... "Aaaaaaaaaaah!!"

  • @guardian08527
    @guardian08527 2 месяца назад +7

    Best presidential campaign speech I have heard in the last 25 years!

  • @LiveFreeOrRIP
    @LiveFreeOrRIP 2 месяца назад +6

    My wife saw me watching this and she said. What the actual hell are you watching.. I said its wrestling. She just looked at me and was like what in gods name do I see in you.... I just smiled...

    • @tobiasfarragut292
      @tobiasfarragut292 2 месяца назад

      Best comeback a “welp youre with me!”smile

  • @Justin_L_Smith_
    @Justin_L_Smith_ 3 месяца назад +38

    This guy would've been huge if Hogan didn't bury him.

    • @fredrogers9513
      @fredrogers9513 2 месяца назад +3

      Bro, that has me rolling..

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 2 месяца назад +15

      "Getting one of 'dese' or 'dose' doesn't work for me brother" H.H

    • @chrisitalia8868
      @chrisitalia8868 2 месяца назад +6

      Typical Hogan making him job to him to sell more hulkamania products

    • @ls.c.5682
      @ls.c.5682 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm sure in some upcoming interview Hulkster will drop one of his infamous fat lies and say he taught this guy all he knew about one a deez and a coupla doze, brother

    • @gradyjohnson7853
      @gradyjohnson7853 2 месяца назад

      Well, you kinda have to know what in the hell is going on

  • @coyotebillkc9185
    @coyotebillkc9185 2 месяца назад +11

    This is the greatest thing on RUclips

  • @What.99
    @What.99 3 месяца назад +15

    I don’t know who the fuck these guys are, but I sure wish I had grown up watching them lmao.

    • @gradyjohnson7853
      @gradyjohnson7853 2 месяца назад

      Be real easy to follow. I word aaaaaaaaagh.

  • @Rydonattelo
    @Rydonattelo 2 месяца назад +2

    My dad over heard me watching this from the next room and shouted through ...
    " Are you watching that Dog the Bounty Hunter shite again? "

  • @leonconnelly5303
    @leonconnelly5303 2 месяца назад +10

    Thats what a wrestlers body should look like

  • @jstnsmutek
    @jstnsmutek 3 месяца назад +25

    Me talking sexy to my wife telling her I'll give her one of these and one of those 😂

  • @RageyRage82
    @RageyRage82 2 месяца назад +5

    I have come back to this like 20 times in the past two days. Friggin hilarious! It's what will go throigh ny mind when someone pisses me off lol!

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  2 месяца назад

      Part 3!
      ruclips.net/video/FJ5zrFF7HhY/видео.htmlsi=6h6icND3hv1Rn2BS

  • @aaronlewis5063
    @aaronlewis5063 2 месяца назад +3

    Hilarious!! The choke was priceless. 😂😂. Bring this gimmick back. I’ll watch every week. 😂😂.

  • @harshckuk
    @harshckuk Месяц назад +1

    Was having a bad day. This brings a smile to my face.

  • @markwarburtontkd
    @markwarburtontkd  2 месяца назад +5

    Somebody needs to locate this guy

  • @NerudoP-Clowes
    @NerudoP-Clowes 3 месяца назад +13

    This tireless beast could GO. The 60 minute draws he had with the likes of Flair and Race are legendary! And if you haven't seen his AJPW run.... well, Hansen and Vader did their best to fill his shoes, but two men can only do so much.

  • @RyanJohnson-ed5hv
    @RyanJohnson-ed5hv 3 месяца назад +90

    Jumpin Jeff Farmer has been dethroned as the king of wrestling promos. This guy turned the tables on Jumpin Jeff in a wrong way. Jeff's gonna be...................mad, now.

    • @johnwilburn
      @johnwilburn 3 месяца назад +33

      yip

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  3 месяца назад +21

      He's gonna need to go full force

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 3 месяца назад +1

      Monster 2 likes Good times. He knows what might be right for dese, might not be right for dose.

    • @killjoydklown
      @killjoydklown 3 месяца назад +6

      Good news for motley crews

    • @RyanJohnson-ed5hv
      @RyanJohnson-ed5hv 3 месяца назад

      ​@killjoydklown Absolutely! But bad news for Richie Rouge or Dynamite Keith Watkins. That guy would tear them apart. I bet the brutal, Vicious, intimidating, rapist, pedophile Wild Bill Ash would love to have him as a tag team partner.

  • @sammydane5988
    @sammydane5988 Месяц назад +1

    He's got me saying, "I'll give 'em one of these! And give 'em one of those!" 😂

  • @tomany65
    @tomany65 3 месяца назад +20

    Next time when someone asks for my name I'll answer with 0:19

  • @mwfudge
    @mwfudge 3 месяца назад +12

    That ranks right up there with the Dusty Rhodes "Hard Times" promo.

    • @user-oe1ch7mw2i
      @user-oe1ch7mw2i 2 месяца назад +1

      ThIs promo is better than the pipebomb

  • @WuSezer
    @WuSezer Месяц назад +3

    The kicks are everything

  • @justoldog
    @justoldog Месяц назад +3

    I cant argue with anything that dude said.

  • @Jilktube
    @Jilktube 2 месяца назад +6

    I gotta say, I do want to see this guy fight now, so this promo certainly did its job.

  • @jaredbrame5639
    @jaredbrame5639 2 месяца назад +5

    This guy makes Da Crusher sound like Nick Bockwinkel!

  • @neux64
    @neux64 2 месяца назад +6

    I close my eyes, and it sounds like a mad man channeling angry Bugs Bunny energy.

  • @jeffd5759
    @jeffd5759 2 месяца назад +7

    This guys finisher is called Da Finisher

  • @sjdhgydhfyrn1023
    @sjdhgydhfyrn1023 2 месяца назад +5

    "Give him one, Daddeh!"

  • @modev4163
    @modev4163 3 месяца назад +34

    The real shock master

  • @CaptDavyJones
    @CaptDavyJones 3 месяца назад +63

    Send this video to Cornettes podcast, he will prolly know who ‘one of these’ is, lol

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  3 месяца назад +9

      Please send them this link!

    • @TheShadowBrigade
      @TheShadowBrigade 2 месяца назад +1

      I think it is Joe Tomasso.

    • @rjmaxx1258
      @rjmaxx1258 2 месяца назад +2

      Keep this thread posted if he talks about it, please.

    • @ambassador724
      @ambassador724 2 месяца назад

      @@TheShadowBrigade nope

    • @byff2323
      @byff2323 2 месяца назад +2

      I’m at a loss for words. Just…BRAVO!!!

  • @initra25
    @initra25 16 дней назад +1

    When I show this to my wife who hates wrestling….. she will have no choice but to acknowledge it as a sport and apologize for saying it was fake.

  • @nathaniellawrence9325
    @nathaniellawrence9325 2 месяца назад +10

    LOL. After he asked his name he went right to factory reset.😂

  • @far0oky0u25
    @far0oky0u25 2 месяца назад +5

    I gotta see this guy in action now.

  • @jerryhenson3916
    @jerryhenson3916 3 месяца назад +5

    My dad would've LOVED this, haha! This is great!

  • @thehorrorhound6575
    @thehorrorhound6575 Месяц назад +2

    I almost didn’t click on this video, thought “nah. I’ve heard better for sure” but I was wrong. I found gold. The only thing funnier than this was the comment saying his finisher was the “why I outta” 🤣

    • @MacStoker
      @MacStoker Месяц назад +2

      lol same here, this give JEEZUS a run for best promo lol

  • @BillWalkowitz
    @BillWalkowitz 3 месяца назад +24

    I remember this as we had Bob Luce's WWA on TV in Chicago growing up. "Give em one of these then one of those", still cracks me up when I see it.

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  3 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/U9FO8tBf59I/видео.htmlsi=ovZlto4cCltugW84

  • @kaczok1985
    @kaczok1985 3 месяца назад +4

    Still better than all those "I love being here" promos you see on WWE and AEW TV.

  • @acepedro12
    @acepedro12 3 месяца назад +50

    I love Undertaker and Kane.

  • @noctisambulo7408
    @noctisambulo7408 2 месяца назад +2

    no time wasted and straight to the point. respect.

  • @toddkurzbard
    @toddkurzbard 2 месяца назад +5

    You're right. This IS the greatest wrestling promo in history.
    (After any of Brother Midnight's, baybeh.)

    • @RickRyder73
      @RickRyder73 2 месяца назад

      We ain’t gonna wear no pants Baybeh!!!!

  • @AshRiot81
    @AshRiot81 2 месяца назад +4

    That dollar store Halloween skeleton medallion goes pretty hard I gotta say

  • @R8DRBeagle
    @R8DRBeagle 3 месяца назад +16

    Jumping Jeff Farmer found the fridge I see.

  • @kirkboon9613
    @kirkboon9613 2 месяца назад +28

    Still better than ANYTHING the WWE has come out with for the last 15 years.

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 2 месяца назад +3

      False. You clearly don't watch.

    • @chrischar9428
      @chrischar9428 2 месяца назад

      He's playing wrestler. Just like aew

    • @ls.c.5682
      @ls.c.5682 2 месяца назад

      @@B3Band Relax man, he's just playing heel to us babyfaces

  • @hotcoldman9793
    @hotcoldman9793 3 месяца назад +13

    This is amazing

  • @torliebenfels5618
    @torliebenfels5618 2 месяца назад +5

    There's no way wrestling is fake. Nobody could be that good at acting.

  • @thegreat1007
    @thegreat1007 2 месяца назад +38

    This 57 second segment is better than WWE's entire present day modern existence...

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 2 месяца назад +7

      You should include some jokes about McMahon's booking so everyone knows how out of touch with modern wrestling you are.

    • @WhatInTarnation799
      @WhatInTarnation799 2 месяца назад +6

      He’s right though.

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 2 месяца назад +3

      @@WhatInTarnation799 Not really.

    • @dreadtrain2846
      @dreadtrain2846 2 месяца назад +1

      @@juststatedtheobvious9633 He's 100% correct. If my math is correct, that means you're wrong.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 2 месяца назад +3

      In any other year you may have been correct, but the WWE is in a huge boom period right now.

  • @atomwarlock4775
    @atomwarlock4775 2 месяца назад +14

    I remember watching wrestling on Saturday mornings and eating this guy's breakfast cereal "Wonuhdeez & Wonuhdohs!"