Greatest Wrestling Promo Ever Cut

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  • @tractormike685
    @tractormike685 8 месяцев назад +2073

    My wife says pro wrestling is complete nonsense. Obviously, this proves her wrong.

    • @clayton5584
      @clayton5584 8 месяцев назад +85

      Divorce her now!

    • @FernandoValenzuela-k9n
      @FernandoValenzuela-k9n 8 месяцев назад +67

      They watch Real Housewives Shows. They don't have one of these and one of those with Pirate Voice Effects!!!!

    • @thisissteeev
      @thisissteeev 8 месяцев назад +117

      You gotta give her one of deeze followed by one of doze

    • @bigdaddytrips6197
      @bigdaddytrips6197 8 месяцев назад +17

      Nonsense 😂

    • @erosthespacesoldier1712
      @erosthespacesoldier1712 8 месяцев назад +11

      Hahaha... your wife is completely correct!!! But, it was entertaining back in the 70s and 80s.

  • @briantaylor7354
    @briantaylor7354 8 месяцев назад +2320

    One of the saddest quotes from his upcoming Dark Side of the Ring episode: "He could still kind of give them one of these...but he just couldn't give them one of those anymore."

  • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
    @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE 8 месяцев назад +1260

    His finisher without a doubt is named the "why I outta"

    • @Brogus_D
      @Brogus_D 8 месяцев назад +7

      AHH 😂😂😂

    • @brianmills5302
      @brianmills5302 8 месяцев назад +6

      And right before that he yells," Come here to me! Come here to me!" 😂😂

    • @jaxsonsdad79
      @jaxsonsdad79 8 месяцев назад +17

      His setup is the ‘no see!’ in the ol Muggsy voice

    • @TygerDryve
      @TygerDryve 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @eldrow
      @eldrow 8 месяцев назад +2

      Best comment, ever!!!😂😅

  • @Diggy22
    @Diggy22 8 месяцев назад +258

    Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?
    "Yeah, gimme one of these, and gimme one of these, and gimme one of these, and gimme one of those!!!"
    Would you like fries with that?
    "AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!"

  • @RunDAZ
    @RunDAZ 8 месяцев назад +1284

    I was confused until Sinister came in to clarify things.

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 8 месяцев назад +22

      😂😂😂

    • @E.C.2
      @E.C.2 8 месяцев назад +28

      These boys were genius level,seriously.

    • @ryanbailey5709
      @ryanbailey5709 8 месяцев назад +41

      Indeed. Sinister is the vanguard of clarification.

    • @eldrow
      @eldrow 8 месяцев назад +3

      😅😂🤣

    • @kayhaich
      @kayhaich 8 месяцев назад +6

      Was very helpful with putting a name to a face too

  • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
    @ModernDayRenaissanceMan 8 месяцев назад +613

    The only thing worse than getting "wonadeez" was getting "tooadeez" which no one lived to tell the tale.

    • @ggggloveking9419
      @ggggloveking9419 8 месяцев назад +30

      Tooadeez on the chin is the worst

    • @snerdterguson
      @snerdterguson 8 месяцев назад +17

      Unless you're the Ultimate Warrior, in which case you would no sell a nuclear bomb.

    • @blackatheistmillionaire1636
      @blackatheistmillionaire1636 8 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @timthegem
      @timthegem 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@snerdterguson Please. Goldberg would be standing there shaking out the cobwebs for a half second before giving him a botchy clothesline.

    • @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786
      @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@ggggloveking9419yeah, tooadeez nutz!

  • @RyanReidSpeaks
    @RyanReidSpeaks 8 месяцев назад +761

    When you have a warehouse surplus of Dese and Dos.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 8 месяцев назад +23

      When you have Dese and Dos tattooed on your knuckles.

    • @codedxxx
      @codedxxx 8 месяцев назад

      🤣

    • @clintoncox5917
      @clintoncox5917 8 месяцев назад +10

      Deez n Doze, Here n Dare, Diss-Waze n Datt-Waze

    • @RickCrespo78
      @RickCrespo78 8 месяцев назад +4

      Deez what?

    • @TeganCantEven
      @TeganCantEven 8 месяцев назад +6

      This absolutely sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AndreaOsiander
    @AndreaOsiander 8 месяцев назад +224

    - What is your ring name?
    - Ahhhrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @PassengersMusic777
      @PassengersMusic777 7 месяцев назад +15

      Damn that’s a brilliant wrestling name. Argh the Inhuman

    • @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576
      @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 7 месяцев назад +19

      Dude like imagine if this dude was never given a name. Had no theme song, just him angrily marching to the ring with multiple people trying to hold him back.
      And he just beat the crap out of people and refused to elaborate.

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 that's actually brilliant

    • @sparkywilson1405
      @sparkywilson1405 4 часа назад

      That's DADDY Ahhhrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh to you!

  • @miscetc-tm2yt
    @miscetc-tm2yt 8 месяцев назад +296

    If this guy wrestled in WWE I'd watch every week.

    • @tomd9555
      @tomd9555 8 месяцев назад +30

      Better than Roman Reigns

    • @theoneanton
      @theoneanton 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@tomd9555...aaaaand the Big Dog JUST GOT ONE OF THOSE

    • @glenmorgan4597
      @glenmorgan4597 8 месяцев назад +8

      ​@tomd9555 by far, this guy is the business

    • @miscetc-tm2yt
      @miscetc-tm2yt 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@glenmorgan4597 Oh, he's money!

    • @holmesglenn
      @holmesglenn 8 месяцев назад +9

      it really
      needs the insanity back

  • @anthonyterry8162
    @anthonyterry8162 8 месяцев назад +363

    Its like your great grandpa telling you on how hes going to fight the neighbor down the street.

  • @MrM-u3h
    @MrM-u3h 7 месяцев назад +121

    Signature: OneaDeez
    Finisher: OneaDoze

    • @newfiejesus
      @newfiejesus 5 месяцев назад +1

      wunnadeze/wunnadoze

  • @fredbarron8582
    @fredbarron8582 8 месяцев назад +750

    WWE Writers take note...

    • @parakeet8157
      @parakeet8157 8 месяцев назад +14

      ROFL!

    • @E.C.2
      @E.C.2 8 месяцев назад +22

      They suck too badly to be this good.
      Its like a boardroom meeting nowadays.BORING!

    • @littleblackcat2273
      @littleblackcat2273 8 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah, sounded like a great scripted promo!

    • @rise5558
      @rise5558 8 месяцев назад +5

      😂Amazing

    • @ParticleLarry
      @ParticleLarry 8 месяцев назад +11

      I see you've given up on AEW

  • @UMAMIMAMU
    @UMAMIMAMU 8 месяцев назад +93

    I will never, ever, EVER not click on this. EVER. From herein anytime this is in my recommendations it will get clicked. _Guaranteed_ . The very definition of "must see TV".

    • @Kevin-pu6bt
      @Kevin-pu6bt 8 месяцев назад +4

      I have watched this a dozen times and shared it at least that many times ! Not exaggerating - I'm crazy grateful I stumbled upon this gold nugget. "Favorite"!!!

    • @UMAMIMAMU
      @UMAMIMAMU 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Kevin-pu6bt IT SIMPLY DOESN'T GET OLD.

    • @matthewdunham1689
      @matthewdunham1689 7 месяцев назад +1

      I’ve watched this more than a dozen times already and I’ve only found this two weeks ago or so. 😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

    • @jimhardy-p3i
      @jimhardy-p3i 4 месяца назад +1

      I cant stop watching it

    • @UMAMIMAMU
      @UMAMIMAMU 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jimhardy-p3i Thank you for commenting and reminding me to watch this again. *NEVER* a disappointment!!

  • @HepCatJack
    @HepCatJack 8 месяцев назад +145

    - How do you explain your loss ?
    - I was able to block one of these but I wasn't expecting one of those. I should have watched his promo.

    • @joesretrostuff
      @joesretrostuff 8 месяцев назад +5

      This made me laugh more than it probably should have

    • @tobiasfarragut292
      @tobiasfarragut292 7 месяцев назад +7

      Only comment thread ive ever liked every single fucking comment on 😂😂

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 8 месяцев назад +219

    The title of this video made a very bold promise, and it delivered.

    • @cecilnewson8876
      @cecilnewson8876 8 месяцев назад

      Nope nope nope. Dusty's Rhodes' "Hard times" promo is the best ever.

    • @ChuckTheCuckPeralo
      @ChuckTheCuckPeralo 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​​@@cecilnewson8876we got a jokester in here guys. Let's give him a good laugh so he comes back with more. Lol Dusty Rhodes couldn't cut a promo to save his damn life. If he could maybe he'd have become somebody and made an impact. He had potential in ring, but his boring interviews always killed interest in his matches so he never drew a dime. I feel like his promos held him back and are the main reason his impact on the industry was minimal. That's why his legacy isn't ever brought up. Unlike this guy. You know, the one in the video. Whatever his name is. How is he not in the Hall of Fame?

    • @seantaft3853
      @seantaft3853 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@cecilnewson8876 do we need to give you one of these and give you one of those?

    • @007Hutchings
      @007Hutchings 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@seantaft3853 You are right, daddy. He most certain needs one of these, and one of the those as well why not.

  • @FernandoValenzuela-k9n
    @FernandoValenzuela-k9n 8 месяцев назад +220

    As if this isn't a giant block of gold the manager comes in to clarify things for us all and pours liquid gold all over the giant block of gold.

  • @maskofvulcan7491
    @maskofvulcan7491 8 месяцев назад +486

    To be fair, those Parts Unknowners have always been a little crazy

    • @JoeBagadonuts-hg8jz
      @JoeBagadonuts-hg8jz 8 месяцев назад +43

      As Jesse Ventura once observed, people in Parts Unknown are always wearing masks for some reason. He also said there are apparently no scales there because nobody ever knows what wrestlers from Parts Unknown weigh.

    • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
      @ModernDayRenaissanceMan 8 месяцев назад +27

      I visited there once, didn't know I was there until after I arrived. Gained a ton of weight the first day, then lost it all right before I left. I mean literally ALL of it. I was zero pounds as I floated out of town. Fun fact: It's actually the only way to leave. There's not really much to eat there. The masks denote who is related to who.

    • @mcentepede
      @mcentepede 8 месяцев назад +18

      This promo right up there with Ultimate Warrior, Missing Link, the Berserker and other "Parts Unknown". Undertaker was originally from Death Valley, which is a legit place so he went on to be legendary

    • @stlfatman
      @stlfatman 8 месяцев назад +17

      I just went to Parts Unknown for vacation last summer. Visited the world's largest facepaint factory. The Missing Link was the guest of honour.

    • @ZippyDChimp-mr1tf
      @ZippyDChimp-mr1tf 8 месяцев назад +5

      Deez guys are from parts unknown near Chicago.

  • @danoc51
    @danoc51 8 месяцев назад +50

    This is fantastic! In less than a minute, these three gentlemen very proficiently and succinctly demonstrate why I'm addicted to professional wrestling!

  • @SvenS2
    @SvenS2 8 месяцев назад +577

    Your crazy uncle after you dad refuses to lend him any more money

    • @morgancook5000
      @morgancook5000 8 месяцев назад +39

      So what's your name?? "Ragh!!" And flexes 😂😂😆😆

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  8 месяцев назад +46

      @@morgancook5000 the entire video didn't upload for some reason. After this cuts off, the manager actually says "his name is i give him one of these and i give him one of those." I swear to god

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 8 месяцев назад +18

      @mpwarburton I heard when he goes for an eye test, the optician asks him "what do you see" and this guy replies "Dese and Dose"

    • @Yabbadabbadoo66
      @Yabbadabbadoo66 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@troywright359 Lol, and dose and dese

    • @jeremydedrick4054
      @jeremydedrick4054 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@markwarburtontkdmanager "sinister" does say it in your clip.

  • @ericwermes394
    @ericwermes394 8 месяцев назад +105

    "The Sinister Minister of Fear" is my Father...he's still alive and well. We aren't sure about the other two guys. We are both having a lot fun seeing these old clips from back in day. Much more of this on the Salovdi Wrestling Channel if you guys want to take a look.

    • @adamdallas6096
      @adamdallas6096 8 месяцев назад +2

      Who are the others?

    • @mmaphilosophy
      @mmaphilosophy 8 месяцев назад +6

      Big Daddy putting an American Brooklyn accent on

    • @mmaphilosophy
      @mmaphilosophy 8 месяцев назад +3

      That's not the sinister though. This was the 80s. Sinister would of only been teens or early 20s when this video was shot.

    • @ericwermes394
      @ericwermes394 8 месяцев назад +11

      @mmaphilospphy...that is the "Sinister Minister of Fear" from the 80s...who is almost 70 years old now. His gimmick was replicated by the ECW guy who went by the Sinister Minister (not "of fear").

    • @mmaphilosophy
      @mmaphilosophy 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ericwermes394 Ahhh right

  • @daveconleyportfolio5192
    @daveconleyportfolio5192 8 месяцев назад +279

    His name is BOGO. Buy one of these, get one of those free.

    • @stylex19
      @stylex19 8 месяцев назад +5

      🤣🤣🤘🏾

    • @chrisegonmusic
      @chrisegonmusic 8 месяцев назад +5

      Underrated comment

    • @Vibe_Thoughts
      @Vibe_Thoughts 8 месяцев назад +5

      You win 😂

    • @jaylong4705
      @jaylong4705 8 месяцев назад +4

      So many comments have more likes but you, sir, won this comment section

    • @tobiasfarragut292
      @tobiasfarragut292 7 месяцев назад

      😂 Wheeze Laughter 🏆

  • @christianzafiroglu6705
    @christianzafiroglu6705 8 месяцев назад +103

    Sometimes the comment section is somehow even better than the video. Well done, people.

    • @punkem733
      @punkem733 7 месяцев назад +1

      Sometimes I don't think everyone has watched the vid.

    • @smittyinwootown5640
      @smittyinwootown5640 6 месяцев назад +2

      That’s the way it is with a ton of videos. The comment section is plain Hilarious. 😂

    • @BloodofChrist-jx8te
      @BloodofChrist-jx8te 6 месяцев назад

      I am crying with laughter

  • @benbaxter5000
    @benbaxter5000 6 месяцев назад +15

    When people say wrestling is fake....
    ...just give 'em one of these, and give 'em one of those!

  • @BDW0000
    @BDW0000 8 месяцев назад +139

    How I pump myself up for work everyday

    • @Strangepete
      @Strangepete 8 месяцев назад +15

      ur boss: "who.. who are you, actually?"
      u: "raaaaah..."

    • @goldenagenut
      @goldenagenut 8 месяцев назад +14

      " I'd like a quarter pounder combo with a coke."
      " Oh yeah? Raaaarr, I'll give you one of these ..hamburgers and I'll give you one of those... small fries... raarr, raarr, and here's your cup - raaaaar! Have a nice day or I'll give you one of these!... "

    • @BbNaB
      @BbNaB 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@goldenagenut Halloween costume working at a drive through

    • @BbNaB
      @BbNaB 7 месяцев назад +2

      when they ask to see the manager they come to the window looking like Sinister

  • @johnmarty2966
    @johnmarty2966 8 месяцев назад +56

    This is back when wrestling was real.

    • @brucebr1037
      @brucebr1037 7 месяцев назад +5

      Gen-u-ine!

    • @aszteroidt
      @aszteroidt 5 месяцев назад +5

      It's still real to me, dammit!!

  • @tw3957
    @tw3957 8 месяцев назад +40

    I found this clip over a week ago and must have viewed this at least 100 times since.

    • @MoneGetsIt
      @MoneGetsIt 7 месяцев назад +1

      Looks like you have watched it 100,000 times now.

    • @jimhardy-p3i
      @jimhardy-p3i 4 месяца назад

      I know, I cant stop watching it

  • @rtyuik7
    @rtyuik7 8 месяцев назад +125

    'whats your name?'
    "Juan"
    'Juan? Juan who?'
    "Juan Adeez, and Juan Adoze"

    • @riquepr
      @riquepr 8 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Viper505repiV1
      @Viper505repiV1 8 месяцев назад +6

      How on earth did Russo not make name a Lucha tag team that?

    • @derekrobinett1543
      @derekrobinett1543 8 месяцев назад +2

      I was expecting “it doesn’t matter what your name is”.
      Fail

    • @paulx7620
      @paulx7620 7 месяцев назад +2

      Got me 😂

  • @sweetpepino1907
    @sweetpepino1907 8 месяцев назад +80

    Playing with 10 Strength, and 1 intelligence be like

    • @gradyjohnson7853
      @gradyjohnson7853 7 месяцев назад +10

      Mongo only know where choo choo go.

    • @ooo8luv
      @ooo8luv 5 месяцев назад +1

      LOL

  • @jackkitchen737
    @jackkitchen737 8 месяцев назад +51

    I've been on the receiving end of one of these, and one of those. Neither of which was a picnic.

  • @ScottTX79
    @ScottTX79 8 месяцев назад +53

    I can’t think of anything more agonizing than receiving one of deez, and knowing it’s only a matter time before you receive one of doze

    • @blackravenchris
      @blackravenchris 5 месяцев назад +2

      One of the greatest comments of all-time on RUclips. Well done.

    • @cronsmans
      @cronsmans 4 месяца назад +1

      Yep

  • @hannibalharkonnen7612
    @hannibalharkonnen7612 8 месяцев назад +112

    This shit is so much better than modern wrestling.

    • @tobiasfarragut292
      @tobiasfarragut292 7 месяцев назад +4

      T.K. Gon sign him real soon…Thanks Guys

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 5 месяцев назад +1

      1000% better. Wrestling used to be great because of the characters and personalities. Modern shit is terrible. Zero personalities.

  • @TylerMcNamer
    @TylerMcNamer 5 месяцев назад +10

    One of these... AND one of those?!
    This man is dangerous!

  • @DavidPSt1
    @DavidPSt1 8 месяцев назад +178

    I would live to see the match that followed, just to see whether he delivered one of these and one of those.

    • @theblueoctopus4494
      @theblueoctopus4494 8 месяцев назад +44

      While he did give him a couple of "theses" he got disqualified before he could give him any "thoses".

    • @DavidPSt1
      @DavidPSt1 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@theblueoctopus4494 also, did he ever get his hands around his opponents neck?

    • @thisissteeev
      @thisissteeev 8 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@DavidPSt1 Yep. That's why he got disqualified

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@theblueoctopus4494 Probably for the best, if he gave his opponent any "thoses" he probably would've seriously injured them.

    • @MegaphoneFranke
      @MegaphoneFranke 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@davisbowe8668absolutely. All of them “thoses” looked totally stiff.

  • @thehorrorhound6575
    @thehorrorhound6575 6 месяцев назад +9

    I almost didn’t click on this video, thought “nah. I’ve heard better for sure” but I was wrong. I found gold. The only thing funnier than this was the comment saying his finisher was the “why I outta” 🤣

    • @MacStoker
      @MacStoker 6 месяцев назад +2

      lol same here, this give JEEZUS a run for best promo lol

  • @SirGutWriter
    @SirGutWriter 8 месяцев назад +154

    Indeed, the greatest. Even the Iron Sheikh never threatened to give his opponents one-a 'dese & one-a 'dose.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 8 месяцев назад +11

      But did he choke em like dis?

    • @mcentepede
      @mcentepede 8 месяцев назад +5

      I think the Iron Sheik coined the term "Jabroni". Sheik in my top five Heel wrestlers all time

    • @needsaride15126
      @needsaride15126 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@mcentepede Sheik made the term popular but he did not originate the word.

    • @fixpacifica
      @fixpacifica 8 месяцев назад +6

      He did break their back make them humble.

    • @thinkbeforyouvote
      @thinkbeforyouvote 8 месяцев назад

      I don't know about all that...
      ruclips.net/video/82kivOz6Apg/видео.html

  • @troywright359
    @troywright359 8 месяцев назад +107

    By the time he's finished with his opponents, they'll be singing "Head, shoulders, dese and dose"

    • @patrickdaly5068
      @patrickdaly5068 8 месяцев назад +3

      Oh man that is great! 😂

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 8 месяцев назад +6

      @patrickdaly5068 i should have thought better for a sec and said:
      Doc: "tell me where he hurt you"
      Opponent: "head shoulders dese and dose"

    • @Jeremywiththejericho
      @Jeremywiththejericho 8 месяцев назад +3

      This needs more likes 😂😂

  • @colingram8785
    @colingram8785 8 месяцев назад +88

    adding the knee lifts just provides the cherry on the icing....voila!!

  • @camaro1139
    @camaro1139 8 месяцев назад +44

    This has to be the best promo/comments EVER!!!

  • @aaronlewis5063
    @aaronlewis5063 8 месяцев назад +9

    Hilarious!! The choke was priceless. 😂😂. Bring this gimmick back. I’ll watch every week. 😂😂.

  • @mauricesoulis1590
    @mauricesoulis1590 8 месяцев назад +44

    I swear to God this is how it went down in the finance booth with the closer at the Kia dealership I went to😂

    • @gradyjohnson7853
      @gradyjohnson7853 7 месяцев назад +3

      This is kinda what I went through at a timeshare seminar after i told them no. Meand my wife had to walk about a mile back to the car.

    • @mauricesoulis1590
      @mauricesoulis1590 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@gradyjohnson7853
      Wow same here but at Disneyland! Back in the late 90’s they pushed their own.
      They woke us up at 6:30am at the Disney Hotel.
      Needless to say we never went after that awakening😂🤬

    • @gradyjohnson7853
      @gradyjohnson7853 7 месяцев назад +2

      @mauricesoulis1590 that was probably the same place. Go thru the spiel thru 4 handlers, and every time the round gets tougher. And they more or less insult you, and I think that they honestly can't believe you would say no. They parked us at the edge of the property like a mile and a half away and drove us back to the conference hall at the crack of dawn. And we saw maybe two couples walking and didn't think much anything about it. But after like 4 hours they showed us the door and guess what no ride back to the car. I called it the walk of shame. I was so damned mad. When they sold one ,bells went off like you hit the lottery. But it was really for them. I half expected them to carry us to the top of the building and throw us off. The people we dealt with were downright ugly when we told them no. This was in 2008 before the big crash. I am glad I didn't cave. I almost did but then they passed me off and then I was going to poke them in the eye. They are a bunch of you know what.

    • @gradyjohnson7853
      @gradyjohnson7853 7 месяцев назад +1

      @mauricesoulis1590 if you passes anybody walking through the parking lot it was probably us.

    • @mauricesoulis1590
      @mauricesoulis1590 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@gradyjohnson7853 I’m in Bay Area but there was a famous LA auto dealer called Cal Worthington- big tall southern dude with a big hat.
      His dealership had one entrance n one exit but the way u got out (or escaped) was u had to run over spikes. Also notorious for throwing yer trade in keys on the roof or mysteriously misplacing them😂
      The good old days of fighting at the auto dealers- I miss that🏆

  • @ScaryGarrySG1
    @ScaryGarrySG1 8 месяцев назад +39

    My 3 year old Nephew gave the same promo the other day

  • @SpiralPoli
    @SpiralPoli 8 месяцев назад +217

    What Non-Wrestling fans think all Pro Wrestling promos are like

    • @ImInLoveWithBulla
      @ImInLoveWithBulla 8 месяцев назад +52

      What all wrestling fans wish all promos were like.

    • @jammiebooker6489
      @jammiebooker6489 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yep.....

    • @rancidcrawfish
      @rancidcrawfish 8 месяцев назад +10

      They pretty much were at one point..everyone yelling, coked out of their minds

    • @SpiralPoli
      @SpiralPoli 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@rancidcrawfish There were tons of promos in the 80s that were actually good. Territories and NWA particularly.

    • @Nightdreamr
      @Nightdreamr 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@SpiralPoli Implying that this wasn't actually good

  • @robsmith8286
    @robsmith8286 8 месяцев назад +262

    I love how the manager walks in to save him and blows it too lol

    • @terryeubanks8797
      @terryeubanks8797 8 месяцев назад +61

      This promo was already perfect. He just wanted to be a part of it.

    • @MasonMendes
      @MasonMendes 8 месяцев назад +48

      Blows it?!?! Nah fam, ENHANCED IT 🔥😤🔥😤🔥😤🔥

    • @JimTedz
      @JimTedz 8 месяцев назад +31

      He didn't blow anything. He helped drive the point home.

    • @Killswitch-Overdrive.
      @Killswitch-Overdrive. 8 месяцев назад +14

      Save it? This is gold.😂😂

    • @trscsaeg
      @trscsaeg 8 месяцев назад +7

      Pretty sure everything here went the way it was intended. This was probably just as funny as it happened as it is now and was meant to be such a

  • @warpdrivefueledbyinsomnia8165
    @warpdrivefueledbyinsomnia8165 8 месяцев назад +55

    Ah, yes, my favorite masked wrestler, "AUGHH!!!" I don't understand why the interviewer was having any trouble with him, he clearly put his name out there.

  • @rickneal4967
    @rickneal4967 8 месяцев назад +23

    One of the few times a RUclips title lives up to it's claim

  • @MikeBesk
    @MikeBesk 8 месяцев назад +32

    And my brother wonders why I love wrestling.

    • @mplslawnguy3389
      @mplslawnguy3389 5 месяцев назад +1

      I LOVED wrestling, back when it was full of entertaining characters like this. What happened in the ring was secondary.

  • @chickenalaking1319
    @chickenalaking1319 8 месяцев назад +278

    Never knew Svengoolie was a wrestling manager.

    • @conspiracyx8916
      @conspiracyx8916 8 месяцев назад +25

      I was thinking the manager looks more like Johnny Depp

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE 8 месяцев назад

      I thought Raven ​@@conspiracyx8916

    • @davejohnson-i9s
      @davejohnson-i9s 8 месяцев назад +4

      It's like it's both

    • @davejohnson-i9s
      @davejohnson-i9s 8 месяцев назад +21

      Almost like... he IS one of those, but also-- he is one of THOSE as well.

    • @fixpacifica
      @fixpacifica 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@conspiracyx8916 Johnny Depp is who I was thinking of, too.

  • @donnamylife1981
    @donnamylife1981 8 месяцев назад +15

    I keep watching this over and over

    • @Kevin-pu6bt
      @Kevin-pu6bt 8 месяцев назад +2

      I can't stop!!!!

  • @footiebloke
    @footiebloke 8 месяцев назад +30

    That's a masterclass in character building.

    • @Nightdreamr
      @Nightdreamr 8 месяцев назад +3

      Tells you everything you need to know about the character

  • @brett919
    @brett919 8 месяцев назад +11

    I am so glad the manager came in for some clarification. I fully grasped he was going to give 'im one a these, but I needed to hear again he was gonna give 'im one a those.

  • @benhubbell7525
    @benhubbell7525 8 месяцев назад +86

    One of these one of those wrestling promo gold

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  8 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/U9FO8tBf59I/видео.htmlsi=ovZlto4cCltugW84

    • @mcentepede
      @mcentepede 8 месяцев назад +5

      This promo easily tops The Ultimate Warrior's promos where he just snarls and growls

    • @benhubbell7525
      @benhubbell7525 8 месяцев назад

      @@markwarburtontkd I wish Patrice o Neal could have seen this

  • @jstnsmutek
    @jstnsmutek 8 месяцев назад +30

    Me talking sexy to my wife telling her I'll give her one of these and one of those 😂

  • @hk47meatbags55
    @hk47meatbags55 8 месяцев назад +157

    Where the hell did Johnny Depp come from 🤣

    • @OdaVenom
      @OdaVenom 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, it's like Depp from Dead Man, but with complexion of the chubby guy with feathers from that movie. 😆

    • @zachary_attackery
      @zachary_attackery 8 месяцев назад +4

      easy big daddy

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 8 месяцев назад +10

      I thought it was Mickey Rourke.

    • @gregdebacker4998
      @gregdebacker4998 8 месяцев назад +1

      Court

    • @JackOSUrulz
      @JackOSUrulz 8 месяцев назад +1

      I was thinking Sinister had some Old Gregg vibes

  • @coyotebillkc9185
    @coyotebillkc9185 8 месяцев назад +15

    This is the greatest thing on RUclips

  • @Mecha_Neko
    @Mecha_Neko 8 месяцев назад +20

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume he's gonna give em one of these and then give him one of those

  • @zachary_attackery
    @zachary_attackery 8 месяцев назад +69

    Al Snow just played this on Vince Russo's podcast and Russo said "I actually love this"

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  8 месяцев назад +3

      Whoa - Like from this link on my profile? Or another post

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 8 месяцев назад +26

      Russo probably would’ve booked this guy to be world champ.

    • @sparkywilson1405
      @sparkywilson1405 8 месяцев назад +5

      This guy is star enhancement material, this is hilarious

    • @jikal9032
      @jikal9032 8 месяцев назад

      Bro

    • @edmondcamp2878
      @edmondcamp2878 8 месяцев назад +7

      Vince Russo the guy that killed WCW.

  • @Mandrahale
    @Mandrahale 8 месяцев назад +37

    I think this promotion takes place in a van down by the river😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RageyRage82
    @RageyRage82 8 месяцев назад +7

    I have come back to this like 20 times in the past two days. Friggin hilarious! It's what will go throigh ny mind when someone pisses me off lol!

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  8 месяцев назад

      Part 3!
      ruclips.net/video/FJ5zrFF7HhY/видео.htmlsi=6h6icND3hv1Rn2BS

  • @RyanJohnson-ed5hv
    @RyanJohnson-ed5hv 8 месяцев назад +95

    Jumpin Jeff Farmer has been dethroned as the king of wrestling promos. This guy turned the tables on Jumpin Jeff in a wrong way. Jeff's gonna be...................mad, now.

    • @johnwilburn
      @johnwilburn 8 месяцев назад +33

      yip

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  8 месяцев назад +21

      He's gonna need to go full force

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 8 месяцев назад +1

      Monster 2 likes Good times. He knows what might be right for dese, might not be right for dose.

    • @killjoydklown
      @killjoydklown 8 месяцев назад +7

      Good news for motley crews

    • @RyanJohnson-ed5hv
      @RyanJohnson-ed5hv 8 месяцев назад

      ​@killjoydklown Absolutely! But bad news for Richie Rouge or Dynamite Keith Watkins. That guy would tear them apart. I bet the brutal, Vicious, intimidating, rapist, pedophile Wild Bill Ash would love to have him as a tag team partner.

  • @ryanm4281
    @ryanm4281 8 месяцев назад +6

    I left my kids at home alone to see this guy wrestle in person.
    When CPS saw this promo, they were disgusted that I didnt bring the kids to see such a once in a lifetime star live.....

  • @NerudoP-Clowes
    @NerudoP-Clowes 8 месяцев назад +15

    This tireless beast could GO. The 60 minute draws he had with the likes of Flair and Race are legendary! And if you haven't seen his AJPW run.... well, Hansen and Vader did their best to fill his shoes, but two men can only do so much.

  • @carlosroderick501
    @carlosroderick501 8 месяцев назад +24

    Your drunk uncles at the end of the cookout.😂😂

    • @Greenbeans0987
      @Greenbeans0987 2 месяца назад

      Legendary comment right here gents

  • @LiveFreeOrRIP
    @LiveFreeOrRIP 8 месяцев назад +7

    My wife saw me watching this and she said. What the actual hell are you watching.. I said its wrestling. She just looked at me and was like what in gods name do I see in you.... I just smiled...

    • @tobiasfarragut292
      @tobiasfarragut292 7 месяцев назад

      Best comeback a “welp youre with me!”smile

  • @SammyDane5988
    @SammyDane5988 6 месяцев назад +2

    He's got me saying, "I'll give 'em one of these! And give 'em one of those!" 😂

  • @nathaniellawrence9325
    @nathaniellawrence9325 7 месяцев назад +13

    LOL. After he asked his name he went right to factory reset.😂

  • @goldenagenut
    @goldenagenut 6 месяцев назад +2

    Whoever that guy is he is absolutely shining! This is wrestling promo gold!

  • @codster9
    @codster9 7 месяцев назад +7

    0:51 hits his own manager Big E style

  • @mwfudge
    @mwfudge 8 месяцев назад +16

    That ranks right up there with the Dusty Rhodes "Hard Times" promo.

    • @TollieHorton-c1n
      @TollieHorton-c1n 8 месяцев назад +2

      ThIs promo is better than the pipebomb

  • @bigdaddydiesel5520
    @bigdaddydiesel5520 8 месяцев назад +13

    This is how all wrestling promos should be, simple and to the point, with some random growling.

  • @BillWalkowitz
    @BillWalkowitz 8 месяцев назад +25

    I remember this as we had Bob Luce's WWA on TV in Chicago growing up. "Give em one of these then one of those", still cracks me up when I see it.

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  8 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/U9FO8tBf59I/видео.htmlsi=ovZlto4cCltugW84

  • @CaptDavyJones
    @CaptDavyJones 8 месяцев назад +64

    Send this video to Cornettes podcast, he will prolly know who ‘one of these’ is, lol

    • @markwarburtontkd
      @markwarburtontkd  8 месяцев назад +9

      Please send them this link!

    • @TheShadowBrigade
      @TheShadowBrigade 8 месяцев назад +1

      I think it is Joe Tomasso.

    • @rjmaxx1258
      @rjmaxx1258 8 месяцев назад +2

      Keep this thread posted if he talks about it, please.

    • @ambassador724
      @ambassador724 8 месяцев назад

      @@TheShadowBrigade nope

    • @byff2323
      @byff2323 8 месяцев назад +2

      I’m at a loss for words. Just…BRAVO!!!

  • @leonconnelly5303
    @leonconnelly5303 8 месяцев назад +13

    Thats what a wrestlers body should look like

  • @WuSezer
    @WuSezer 6 месяцев назад +4

    The kicks are everything

  • @atomwarlock4775
    @atomwarlock4775 8 месяцев назад +16

    I remember watching wrestling on Saturday mornings and eating this guy's breakfast cereal "Wonuhdeez & Wonuhdohs!"

  • @What.99
    @What.99 8 месяцев назад +16

    I don’t know who the fuck these guys are, but I sure wish I had grown up watching them lmao.

    • @gradyjohnson7853
      @gradyjohnson7853 7 месяцев назад

      Be real easy to follow. I word aaaaaaaaagh.

  • @knightshousegames
    @knightshousegames 8 месяцев назад +18

    He's actually a Rhodes Scholar and master thespian
    His manager just tied his mask too tight that night.

  • @tomany65
    @tomany65 8 месяцев назад +25

    Next time when someone asks for my name I'll answer with 0:19

  • @noctisambulo7408
    @noctisambulo7408 8 месяцев назад +3

    no time wasted and straight to the point. respect.

  • @timjuchcinski9437
    @timjuchcinski9437 5 месяцев назад +3

    His finishing move is the "bofadeez". It's like the mandible claw, but.. different.

  • @Rydonattelo
    @Rydonattelo 8 месяцев назад +2

    My dad over heard me watching this from the next room and shouted through ...
    " Are you watching that Dog the Bounty Hunter shite again? "

  • @INFERNO95
    @INFERNO95 8 месяцев назад +6

    Wrestling....will always be awesome.

  • @harshckuk
    @harshckuk 7 месяцев назад +1

    Was having a bad day. This brings a smile to my face.

  • @guardian08527
    @guardian08527 8 месяцев назад +8

    Best presidential campaign speech I have heard in the last 25 years!

  • @Jilktube
    @Jilktube 8 месяцев назад +7

    I gotta say, I do want to see this guy fight now, so this promo certainly did its job.

  • @jerryhenson3916
    @jerryhenson3916 8 месяцев назад +5

    My dad would've LOVED this, haha! This is great!

  • @markwarburtontkd
    @markwarburtontkd  8 месяцев назад +8

    Somebody needs to locate this guy

    • @ericwermes394
      @ericwermes394 4 месяца назад

      @@markwarburtontkd I see him every day...my dad is the Sinister Minister of Fear

  • @acepedro12
    @acepedro12 8 месяцев назад +50

    I love Undertaker and Kane.

  • @thegreat1007
    @thegreat1007 8 месяцев назад +40

    This 57 second segment is better than WWE's entire present day modern existence...

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 8 месяцев назад +7

      You should include some jokes about McMahon's booking so everyone knows how out of touch with modern wrestling you are.

    • @WhatInTarnation799
      @WhatInTarnation799 8 месяцев назад +6

      He’s right though.

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@WhatInTarnation799 Not really.

    • @dreadtrain2846
      @dreadtrain2846 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@juststatedtheobvious9633 He's 100% correct. If my math is correct, that means you're wrong.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 8 месяцев назад +3

      In any other year you may have been correct, but the WWE is in a huge boom period right now.

  • @jeffd5759
    @jeffd5759 8 месяцев назад +8

    This guys finisher is called Da Finisher

  • @neux64
    @neux64 8 месяцев назад +6

    I close my eyes, and it sounds like a mad man channeling angry Bugs Bunny energy.

  • @Justin_L_Smith_
    @Justin_L_Smith_ 8 месяцев назад +42

    This guy would've been huge if Hogan didn't bury him.

    • @fredrogers9513
      @fredrogers9513 8 месяцев назад +3

      Bro, that has me rolling..

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 8 месяцев назад +16

      "Getting one of 'dese' or 'dose' doesn't work for me brother" H.H

    • @chrisitalia8868
      @chrisitalia8868 8 месяцев назад +6

      Typical Hogan making him job to him to sell more hulkamania products

    • @ls.c.5682
      @ls.c.5682 8 месяцев назад +2

      I'm sure in some upcoming interview Hulkster will drop one of his infamous fat lies and say he taught this guy all he knew about one a deez and a coupla doze, brother

    • @gradyjohnson7853
      @gradyjohnson7853 7 месяцев назад

      Well, you kinda have to know what in the hell is going on

  • @kirkboon9613
    @kirkboon9613 8 месяцев назад +30

    Still better than ANYTHING the WWE has come out with for the last 15 years.

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 8 месяцев назад +3

      False. You clearly don't watch.

    • @chrischar9428
      @chrischar9428 8 месяцев назад

      He's playing wrestler. Just like aew

    • @ls.c.5682
      @ls.c.5682 8 месяцев назад

      @@B3Band Relax man, he's just playing heel to us babyfaces

  • @hotcoldman9793
    @hotcoldman9793 8 месяцев назад +13

    This is amazing

  • @milotherussianblue3691
    @milotherussianblue3691 8 месяцев назад +3

    This made my day.

  • @modev4163
    @modev4163 8 месяцев назад +35

    The real shock master

  • @thewatcher8939
    @thewatcher8939 5 месяцев назад +4

    Still better than half the crap on TV right now.

  • @kaczok1985
    @kaczok1985 8 месяцев назад +5

    Still better than all those "I love being here" promos you see on WWE and AEW TV.

  • @far0oky0u25
    @far0oky0u25 8 месяцев назад +6

    I gotta see this guy in action now.

  • @thesnudge1
    @thesnudge1 8 месяцев назад +11

    Rumour has it he's still giving one of these and one of those to this very day

  • @tristanandrews651
    @tristanandrews651 8 месяцев назад +3

    The devastating signature One of These, followed by the brutal finisher One of Those!