I have a good tip for numi from my experience as a lesbian: if a girl sends you a picture of her boobs, it is customary to send her back a picture of your own boobs, or a similar equivalent, at least when you're not yet dating.
"You need to get better head." Numi: "Wait, are you saying I'm dumb?! And what's a cunning linguist?" ...I refuse to believe she's this dense. It's just an act. I have to believe that.
By all known laws of physics, an object with her density and Schwarzschild radius should've undergone gravitational collapse, but Numi is an enigmatic existence that continues to baffle science to this day.
1:06 Numi: “I don’t want anyone to see me in this moment of weakness.” Me: “You realize you’re saying this while streaming right? And that it’s almost certainly getting clipped?”
Okay, I can believe that she'd miss the joke about head, but the freaking "cunning linguist"! even without any form of context she should know what that means.
One day Cotton's flirting will get through that wall Numi built to convince herself that no one wants her. And on that day, when Numi lets someone in, I hope it's everything they both wanted.
This is proof positive that Numi is an anime harem protagonist, because only they are this clueless.
I'm pretty dense myself but I'm not even sure it's to that degree 🤣
I mean women even admit it: they don't understand women either
Fuckin 0 wisdom no insight or perception build havin ass my God man!
I have a good tip for numi from my experience as a lesbian:
if a girl sends you a picture of her boobs, it is customary to send her back a picture of your own boobs, or a similar equivalent, at least when you're not yet dating.
This seems like the most obvious thing ever. But also ask if they want it, I'm certain women often get surprise dick picks they never asked for.
but what if I'm flat ;~;
@@RegiRaidillonVTDon't you know? Flat is Justice!
Does not compute, sent back dick pic, now I’m blocked
@@RegiRaidillonVT just send a pic of 2x4
"You need to get better head."
Numi: "Wait, are you saying I'm dumb?! And what's a cunning linguist?"
...I refuse to believe she's this dense. It's just an act. I have to believe that.
I would call that naive rather than dense ...
@@KaneNomos100% convinced it's both naive and dense
and it's _hard_ to fake this much density
Idk she literally has the song called Cunningham
Numi asking a bunch of nerds in the chat about how to get boobas is not going to end up well.
She's a cute girl, she shouldn't need to ask.
Imagine being a frustrated gay lol like just look down haha
"I'm weak and I'm proud"
-Acoomer Nyamune
This can't be real. I know she's a disaster bisexual, but there's no way that she's THIS disastrous 😂
she isn't a disaster. she's apocalyptic
Title: Numi doesnt understand women
Me: Numi doesnt understand men either!
It’s worse that she doesn’t understand women since she is a woman.
Numi and Cotton are getting so much out of this NNN bit it's fantastic whichever of them came up with it deserves a medal
She is way past buit different..
And constructed alternatively..
She is straight up
made of neutron star.
Correction Numi *Still Doesn't understand women
You have a smooth brain. No ridges or bumps or valleys or lumps. All ideas slide right off. Like a water slide
"No ridges or bumps or valleys or lumps" is weirdly poetic
@@NTN_music weirdly poetic? just poetic it literally rhymes
@@__HIGH_ weirdly because it is the only rhyming part of the comment
@@NTN_music fite me >:((
@@NTN_music I’m just quoting a meme
By all known laws of physics, an object with her density and Schwarzschild radius should've undergone gravitational collapse, but Numi is an enigmatic existence that continues to baffle science to this day.
1:06 Numi: “I don’t want anyone to see me in this moment of weakness.”
Me: “You realize you’re saying this while streaming right? And that it’s almost certainly getting clipped?”
I think sometimes its so natural to them that they sometimes ACTUALLY forget that they are on a stream in front of hundreds/thousands of people.
Damn I thought numi fumbling baddies was a joke.
I lost it when she started listing terms for the giver of head
Cotton really making Numi lose her mind
"there's no way she doesn't know"
Numi we love you, really we do I will say though poking at you is more fun than I expected.
Please?…..that’s just common courtesy. What’s wrong with saying “please” it’s just being polite
"Do I run now?".
Really sums up Numi well.
if she wants to see Cotton naked PLENTY of places on the net to see that
There's a difference between going looking for them and being given something personally as a gift
@@Azereiah she does that too any pose
not numi missing all the innuendos
"WOWZERS"
THERE'S NO WAY SHE DOESN'T KNOW
Okay, I can believe that she'd miss the joke about head, but the freaking "cunning linguist"! even without any form of context she should know what that means.
NNN veteran and needs to assert dominance energy towards Cotton.
I mean, I know she's clueless and all, but how did she not pick up on the cunning linguist line, even while drunk, with all the yuri she reads 😂😂😂
One day Cotton's flirting will get through that wall Numi built to convince herself that no one wants her.
And on that day, when Numi lets someone in, I hope it's everything they both wanted.
Clip that uke song, crew! Seriously, if ya gotta lose NNN, losing to Cotton is a worthwhile lifetime achievement! 'Nuff said,y'all!
Communication mayor, btw.
😭😭😭😭😭Numi
I love watching train wrecks and asking “that’s bad right?” 😂😂
Yes. It was the best day of her life.
Annnd..the heavens opened.. to bless the occasion... with golden light...
Yup. And Numi thinks men are oblivious but she's worse than her own chat.
Neither do I, Noom…
Neither do I…
Numi pulls women but she doesn't realize she does, what a clueless vtuber
Does anyone know how to change their ringtone?
This is is why she's single
Jesus numi how are u this clueless 🤣😂
She's more denser than a thick fog
She said the thing! 4:44 !
It's only fair to send a snap of yours now. Of course, by now..hundreds have already suggested that. Please let me know how that went.
There's no way she doesn't know
Imagine a man in this scenario.
Numi saw Cotton's boobs?! Damn...... I had to pay for that 👀
i love both my oshi!!!!!
Neither do i tbh
what even is their friend ship lmfao
So wait! Did she end up sending the picture of her own?
Think so?
This is 200% an act.
At this point, I god damn hope so
“But it’s Cotton.”
Dude, she is one Google search away. She’s not worth it.
me too, I cant understand the women also the men, its rare but I am man but sometimes I am something femenine for some preferences lmao
So cotton’s gay as well?
How to turn a W into an L
Average Numi experience