Ben Affleck Trying To Buy Peas At The Grocery Store | Repentance on Stream (Episode 86)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

Комментарии • 148

  • @djays314
    @djays314 3 года назад +212

    The Michael Buble joke caught me so off guard

    • @attifyon
      @attifyon 3 года назад +24

      Him getting too flabbergasted by his own joke to grab the nickel was the cherry on top

    • @JacobGibbs
      @JacobGibbs 3 года назад +15

      insubordinate and churlish

  • @fantafanta2823
    @fantafanta2823 3 года назад +99

    Michael Buble joke is a 10/10, Ben Affleck at the grocery store bit is easily 11+/10, possibly one of the toppest tier Isaac episodes for sheer gut busting laughing out loud. I bestow upon you the highest award one possibly could give: +1.5

  • @moshhk
    @moshhk 3 года назад +113

    When he missed a dime for that Michael booblé joke I died inside

    • @TwistedAttitudes
      @TwistedAttitudes 3 года назад +1

      Bro he was at 99 cents for the longest time this run (Also the delivery was good)

  • @alfonsoalcantara5313
    @alfonsoalcantara5313 3 года назад +68

    The banter is making its way into the vid titles

  • @Philiqification
    @Philiqification 3 года назад +56

    53:27 For the legendary Ben Affleck depodded peas bit.

  • @ethanlocke3604
    @ethanlocke3604 3 года назад +94

    The Michael bublè joke was great

    • @Fusso
      @Fusso 3 года назад +23

      His name is Michael...
      His name is Michael...
      His name is..
      Michael...
      tittyfuck

    • @B-Frosty97
      @B-Frosty97 3 года назад +14

      Took 20 points of psychic damage for that one, sensational from NL

    • @Amedinno
      @Amedinno 3 года назад

      i dont get it can someone explain it

    • @ethanlocke3604
      @ethanlocke3604 3 года назад +5

      @@Amedinno bublè: boob-lay: boob=titty lay=fuck

    • @Fusso
      @Fusso 3 года назад +2

      @@Amedinno Bublè... Bub-le... Boob-lay

  • @Daenym
    @Daenym 3 года назад +24

    The Buble joke made me smile
    "My kids are watching" killed me tho

  • @Ireadsometimes
    @Ireadsometimes 3 года назад +77

    I saw the title and I dropped everything to watch it

    • @genix507
      @genix507 3 года назад +2

      Dont drop the baby.

  • @Procrastinater
    @Procrastinater 3 года назад +3

    The half-step away after killing ANYTHING the entire run as goddamned tainted keeper. GET IN THERE, you got .7 speed.

  • @RetsamX
    @RetsamX 3 года назад +6

    29:08 I was 100% expecting "If I don't see a stout, I'm out"

  • @Blargmaster-pf4bf
    @Blargmaster-pf4bf 3 года назад +21

    I think that we have learned that all of egg's humor comes from the Dave Berry book.

  • @Pocopicopaully
    @Pocopicopaully 3 года назад +100

    1:49 Jesus Christ NL what the hell 🤣

    • @Alactrium
      @Alactrium 3 года назад +31

      I have listened to this man for almost 10 years and never have I heard such a noise
      Nature is fascinating

    • @mohakvman1
      @mohakvman1 3 года назад +9

      15 cents for piercing shots makes egg crazy!

    • @anonamouse4520
      @anonamouse4520 3 года назад +26

      Real voice

    • @Whorlando
      @Whorlando 3 года назад +2

      His auto tune robo voice

    • @coolfool183
      @coolfool183 3 года назад +7

      "jesse what the hell are you talkin about"

  • @ZHolms4795
    @ZHolms4795 3 года назад +78

    Michael buble been reaaal quiet since this episode dropped

    • @leddyal-khalaf8322
      @leddyal-khalaf8322 3 года назад +4

      Ben affleck been buying more peas since this episode dropped

  • @Ihasnotomato
    @Ihasnotomato 3 года назад +3

    yo the banter was so pogged that I was listening on another tab and didn't even realize he was fighting delirium until it was over lol

  • @blaquemann9398
    @blaquemann9398 3 года назад +14

    The way he kinda whispered, as if he didn't want his mom to hear him saying it, was hilarious as fuck.

  • @cherrios_xy
    @cherrios_xy 3 года назад +11

    Loving the videos, thanks for the consistent effort!! 😊😊

  • @aubreyinmon4562
    @aubreyinmon4562 3 года назад +2

    The end is so soothing lol

  • @-Bente-
    @-Bente- 3 года назад +3

    I remember this bit from the stream, great bit. +2 peas in a pod

  • @keyburri3095
    @keyburri3095 3 года назад +2

    I'M NOT GETTIN NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF YOU, YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!
    *rapid fire farts as aggressively as possible*

  • @mitchellboyce9853
    @mitchellboyce9853 3 года назад +3

    40 minutes into this video I saw that he had a Guppy's Head charge and went to press the space bar myself as though that would do anything

  • @colinpaton3304
    @colinpaton3304 3 года назад

    The banter is actual off the charts.

  • @bonebips
    @bonebips 3 года назад +3

    NL says something I agree with.
    *"So true bestie"*

  • @matter85
    @matter85 3 года назад +5

    Did he notice at 4:38 the reroll machine gives him Magic Mush and it explodes and rerolls it?

    • @ivy_47
      @ivy_47 3 года назад

      Yeah bombing machines does that now. He deserved it for cheaping out!

  • @ciaranmanca9381
    @ciaranmanca9381 3 года назад +3

    Sips would take a gift from someone everytime

  • @ryanryan3220
    @ryanryan3220 3 года назад +2

    I love that title of the video.

  • @kylerivera3470
    @kylerivera3470 3 года назад +1

    17:25 What?! Golden troll bombs?!

  • @Infinitecow
    @Infinitecow 3 года назад +2

    Me: Getting Ready For Bed
    Chat: No One Is Sleeping to This EP on RUclips
    NL: This Is What Warren Buffet's Brain Looks Like
    Keeper: 5 Hours Ago I Chugged A Gallon Of Beans And Went To A Kegger Afterwards. I Feel A Build Up In My Lower Intestine And It Is NOT Good. This Is My Story...
    Me (Now Completely Awake): Can Of Corn, Baby!!!!!

  • @hctaz
    @hctaz 3 года назад +12

    Honestly NL, you may not have ever experienced true heart burn before.
    I thought it was the same thing as acid reflux, but it’s MISERABLE. It’s like when you have a literal burning sensation in your chest. Not like a little “oh, some acid came up and it kinda burns a little in my throat.” but straight up like there’s a man roasting marshmallows using the tubing that connects your lungs together as kindling. Didn’t experience it until like 2 months ago and im 27.

  • @aristotledeanima5468
    @aristotledeanima5468 3 года назад +14

    this is painful to watch, but we are all here to sleep soo...

  • @XypherFTW
    @XypherFTW 3 года назад +2

    Jesus the luck. 4 enemies in and hes already gotten 25 cents

  • @AmonDevilman
    @AmonDevilman 3 года назад +1

    The Egg has admitted to having college experiences consuming loggers. He's a Big Foot and no one realized it.

  • @gamerly.gamer69
    @gamerly.gamer69 3 года назад +1

    NL is not grinding isaac unlocks but grinding for some decent jokes

  • @randomallryu2456
    @randomallryu2456 3 года назад

    You May Be Right by Billy Joel was the theme to Dave's World

  • @gulpin3429
    @gulpin3429 3 года назад +3

    Religions change over time. Remember to check the patch notes

  • @chaenax1315
    @chaenax1315 3 года назад

    this stream was just unbridled chaos

  • @sweet5304
    @sweet5304 3 года назад +4

    2 runs in one video, I'm pogging, I'm pogging

    • @rawr50001
      @rawr50001 3 года назад

      DEATH SPOILERS :P

  • @masterrace921
    @masterrace921 3 года назад

    That Micheal buble bit wasn’t worth losing all that virtual dosh

  • @QuebecSouverain
    @QuebecSouverain 3 года назад

    Bro I love Yankee Swap, we played it every time on Christmas day with my family

  • @west_togo2076
    @west_togo2076 3 года назад +1

    When egg ignored the normal chest ...

    • @goldenirie
      @goldenirie 3 года назад

      They can be mimic chests now too, not sure exactly how it works though

  • @annamay2921
    @annamay2921 3 года назад +1

    I love this title!

  • @ItsKrolyk
    @ItsKrolyk 3 года назад

    Phallic monsters shooting beams of blood I can handle, but I draw the line at breast procreation jokes.

  • @liebert234
    @liebert234 3 года назад

    you dont wanna have depodded peas at the store they are good for a couple hours at most, the frozen stuff will be infinitely fresher

  • @roondar6141
    @roondar6141 3 года назад

    Not Mormon, but born and raised in Utah, most mormon’s interpret the no hot drinks thing to mean no alcohol, some of the more devout people also include coffee and soda but that’s more rare. You’d think it would apply to tea as well given it’s typically brewed hot, but I’ve never heard of anyone being against tea

  • @fault3k
    @fault3k 3 года назад

    Hefewiess beer masterclass reporting in

  • @majikthise110
    @majikthise110 3 года назад +2

    Temporal stuck coins are pretty rude

  • @MrMeddyman
    @MrMeddyman 3 года назад +4

    I was laughing my ass off on my monitor because I saw what Jupiter turns you into after finding my first Planetarium literall 2 minutes later NL is finds the same item MonkaS

  • @xPapi07x
    @xPapi07x 3 года назад

    i literally am falling asleep to this but it is 2 am

  • @lAmCanad1an
    @lAmCanad1an 3 года назад

    That Michael Buble joke was horrid holy hell lol.

  • @Nobody_Special310
    @Nobody_Special310 3 года назад +3

    I see you've once again titled the episode with Aesop Rock lyrics.

  • @GourmetBurrito
    @GourmetBurrito 3 года назад

    I remember doing a yankee swap thing but if A wanted the present B was holding, A would first have to win a randomly-selected challenge against B

  • @glitchxero4687
    @glitchxero4687 3 года назад

    The theme for Dave's World was You May Be Right. Not a big fan of Joel, but that song is a banger.
    Edit: Also, heartburn is kinda a burning tightness in your chest caused by the acids in your stomach rising upward in floor esophagus for whatever reason. I get it from cherry flavored colas (but not regular cola, for some reason) and artificial sweeteners.

  • @Frostbanemeo
    @Frostbanemeo 3 года назад +1

    The Yankee swap here is called a white elephant party

  • @mallory8664
    @mallory8664 3 года назад +3

    i had a catheter ablation to fix my heart issue, and they stuck a microwave into my leg up to my heart and burned away a small piece of it to fix my arrythmia. Lemme tell you. Heart burn is called heart burn cause it feels exactly how it feels to have a small piece of your heart burned away by a tiny microwave. exact same feeling.

    • @MehYam2112
      @MehYam2112 3 года назад +1

      Now that's a story I wasn't expecting. Hope you're doing better

  • @RipJaws1
    @RipJaws1 3 года назад

    1:49 sounds vaguely like a turret

  • @weirdguy1495
    @weirdguy1495 3 года назад

    "No one will fall asleep on RUclips to this one."
    Welp, I guess I'm disgusting then.

  • @cinnamonofficial8762
    @cinnamonofficial8762 3 года назад +3

    The thing about Mormons not being able to drink coffee is totally true btw. Ex Mormon speaking.

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 3 года назад

      Why? cuz drugs?

    • @Dan_Capone
      @Dan_Capone 3 года назад

      @@jenm1 No reason. Mormon scripture says that you shouldn't drink hot drinks, and usually it was interpreted as no caffeinated drinks but nowadays is just no coffee or tea, so caffeinated sodas are ok.

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 3 года назад

      @@Dan_Capone that's very strange indeed

  • @shadownukepie3532
    @shadownukepie3532 3 года назад +3

    Rip Magic Mush :C

  • @RatedManatee
    @RatedManatee 3 года назад

    Fell asleep before he got the gas giant item.

  • @pit6794
    @pit6794 3 года назад

    I do not know why NL turning into the joker after anything bad happening is so funny to me

  • @CrobatmanIamthenight
    @CrobatmanIamthenight 3 года назад

    Heartburn and indigestion are similar, its like a soar throat but more in the chestt.

  • @kadiabarenbaum7252
    @kadiabarenbaum7252 3 года назад

    Not only a hot drink..but a stimulant..ErMaGawd..

  • @jays.6843
    @jays.6843 3 года назад

    I've never heard it called White Elephant. My family calls it Rob Your Neighbor.

  • @ethanstump
    @ethanstump 3 года назад +2

    i used to be a mormon, and am now an atheist. the bit about the coffee is a real thing. it's absolutely asinine. and if you went to early mormon meetings, you would see a mountain dew code red at best. mostly fanta.

  • @HallsCherryLozenge
    @HallsCherryLozenge 3 года назад

    we're just gonna ignore the nickel followed by two dimes at the start?

  • @JaxonUm
    @JaxonUm 3 года назад +2

    First 3 coins are nickel, dime, dime. How does he do it???

  • @LixxLixx
    @LixxLixx 3 года назад +1

    NL you said you got heartburn from AHA ._.

  • @TheMasterMakarov
    @TheMasterMakarov 3 года назад

    LETS GOOO MOMS KEY
    POGGING

  • @datmessynerd
    @datmessynerd 3 года назад

    Egg said a bad word

  • @colinjones5379
    @colinjones5379 3 года назад

    Now that's a title

  • @Boudiccat
    @Boudiccat 3 года назад

    There is no such thing as the Queen of England lmao

  • @christinelee2622
    @christinelee2622 3 года назад

    Damn I was really tryna sleep tho

  • @vapesnake2523
    @vapesnake2523 3 года назад

    I can’t sleep

  • @annamay2921
    @annamay2921 3 года назад

    Oh my gosh! He's got a butt crack! XD Greatest game.

  • @egnaroegod
    @egnaroegod 3 года назад

    Isnt a battery a 5 cent item? if you have Mr me

  • @dang8251
    @dang8251 3 года назад

    The title. I have to know

  • @zonkbronk5260
    @zonkbronk5260 3 года назад +4

    im still on isaac rebirth, when should i buy the next versions? only 46 hours in

    • @dr.joctor3454
      @dr.joctor3454 3 года назад +4

      The game introduces new things the better you get, so honestly you should be good at any time imo. You won't have to deal with the super tough stuff until you're ready

    • @zonkbronk5260
      @zonkbronk5260 3 года назад

      @@dr.joctor3454 okay cool thanks for the response! I went ahead and got afterbirth yesterday

  • @blaquemann9398
    @blaquemann9398 3 года назад

    Play Tainted Grail its about to leave early access this month!

  • @magusperde365
    @magusperde365 3 года назад

    Whyyyyy is he dodging the coins ? Litteraly going out of his way to not take them

  • @proven22x52
    @proven22x52 3 года назад

    Ya see im still waiting for the second run of the ftl butfuker crew

  • @viziroth
    @viziroth 3 года назад +1

    I honestly just don't like my air frier, used it like a dozen times and I think everything just tastes so dry and bland and I'm not about that life

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 3 года назад

      Microwave are underated. Vegetables cooked in the microwave keeps more of their nutritional values. And microwave potatoes are the tastiest way to cook them

  • @jared1792
    @jared1792 3 года назад

    Has NL ever heard of canned peas?

  • @DanglerSpangler
    @DanglerSpangler 3 года назад

    17:57 "I am Jack's Colon"

  • @fault3k
    @fault3k 3 года назад

    Bro take the dive and get some sliders, they will change your life. DO NOT GET THEM FROM WHITE CASTLE!!!

  • @Boamere
    @Boamere 3 года назад

    Witch NL just dropped

  • @niconeitorrr
    @niconeitorrr 3 года назад

    Can someone explain the hate/banter about Christopher Columbus I was in the stream during all of it and I dont get it :(

    • @wtrbns
      @wtrbns 3 года назад +6

      No idea, maybe just because he was a horrible dude in general?

    • @Madhatter1781
      @Madhatter1781 3 года назад +2

      Christopher Columbus is probably the most responsible out of any one human for the slave trade in the Americas. He begged the monarchies of both Spain and Portugal to help him enslave people, and even the monarchies didn't actually feel very comfortable with it at first, but he insisted.

    • @wtrbns
      @wtrbns 3 года назад +1

      @@Madhatter1781 "the most responsible out of any one human for slave trade". Responsible by what criteria? Rape, cutting off hands, warfare, harsh enslavement etc. were commonplace. estimated 30% of the population died within the first 2 years of Columbus arriving with a LOT more to follow

    • @Madhatter1781
      @Madhatter1781 3 года назад +1

      @@wtrbns Here's a video about it. Ill be going it over it myself since it's an hour and a half long and bringing out the specific points with some edits on this comment. The video is by BadEmpanada and has a detailed bibliography in the description, which you are free to look over and read up on all the big bullet points in detail should you so please.
      Edit 1: At 21:00 BE begins talking about how Columbus was recommending to the Spanish monarchs to subjugate the native peoples
      Edit 2: At around 28 minutes, he goes over another letter Columbus wrote in which he explicitly stated he wanted to make slaves of the natives in the "new" world.

    • @wtrbns
      @wtrbns 3 года назад +1

      ​@@Madhatter1781 If you wish to go further in informing me by all means - But we're probably agreeing, going by the sentiment of your comment and the video you refer to.
      It was an error of translation/interpretation on my part: I read responsible as "the most responsible human slave trader"; which is completely different from what I now think you meant -> "he is probably the biggest cause for the existence/spread of slave trade"

  • @LixxLixx
    @LixxLixx 3 года назад +2

    stop glancing during active rooms silly .-.

  • @jayw7499
    @jayw7499 3 года назад

    "Dave's not here" Who gets it and how old are you?

  • @LixxLixx
    @LixxLixx 3 года назад

    Apex is getting a new arena mode. I would be pigged for that! and let’s be honest apex > warzone > pubg

  • @rivanianx
    @rivanianx 3 года назад

    I should stop working out while listening to NL vids. The Mihael Buble joke almost got me injured.

  • @imspear9172
    @imspear9172 3 года назад +4

    Oh man after the first death is just all starts falling down hill.
    Poor egg is cracked bud. Completely shattered. Not poggers what so ever.

  • @th484953
    @th484953 3 года назад

    Amsterdam is the best song off of Writer's Block mostly because I'm pretty sure it is trash

  • @theultimatefiend
    @theultimatefiend 3 года назад

    You can get canned peas just saying lol.

  • @Jrmofficial7067
    @Jrmofficial7067 3 года назад

    Nvm

  • @riccardiste
    @riccardiste 3 года назад +1

    ayo early gang wya

  • @WildFungus
    @WildFungus 3 года назад

    Hey NL you dont NEEEEED to play binding of isaac anymore. Traditions only stupid when it refers to historical figures you dont care about?

  • @trololoev
    @trololoev 3 года назад

    why he hate sprinkler, this item soo good.

  • @fault3k
    @fault3k 3 года назад

    13:20 not funny didn't laugh

  • @noxus7462
    @noxus7462 3 года назад +3

    Comment

  • @KyleVictorino
    @KyleVictorino 3 года назад

    Spoilers much?