Stupid Underwater Living Concepts

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  • @knowledgehusk
    @knowledgehusk  11 месяцев назад +38

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    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 11 месяцев назад +6

      Legitimate question: Has there ever been a show or film with an underwater laboratory, military base, or hotel that wasn't destroyed by the end?

    • @rocko7711
      @rocko7711 11 месяцев назад

      😂🤣

  • @ivang5874
    @ivang5874 11 месяцев назад +171

    in architecture school when we were introduced to building science our teacher said on the topic of waterproofing that rule number one is “water always wins”. building on/under/close to water is generally just wasteful. also just unhealthy in so many ways.

    • @CODDE117
      @CODDE117 11 месяцев назад +70

      A friend took me on a ride on his boat. Before we took off, his little auto pump would piss out some water before we got on. My fiancée was wondering if his boat was broken, and he replied "all boats sink, good boats sink slowly."

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 6 месяцев назад

      Couldnt water be the first testi by ground for space habitats?

    • @Palmtop_User
      @Palmtop_User 5 месяцев назад +1

      When i worked CNC retrofit half the job was just trying to keep oil or water out or at least pooling inside ANYTHING. Even cables, they strands used to structure the things can act as wicks bring oil to unexpected places. Even with all our effort most machines we see have oil inside, it was too much of a hassle to keep out for maintenance teams apparently

    • @RoySATX
      @RoySATX 4 месяца назад

      They can manage to make buildings more than a thousand feet tall, they can make them in whimsical, hyperbolic, geometric, and phantasmogorphic shapes, cover them in space-age glass, high-tech composites, and stainless, adorn them in balconies, infinity pools, and jungle botanicals, but somehow they can't manage to plug the leak coming from the apartment upstairs and flooding my kitchen every other day?! Priorities, people, priorities!

  • @Ididitlikethis2079
    @Ididitlikethis2079 11 месяцев назад +41

    As a massive fan of Bioshock, I can completely agree that building an underwater city is a horrible idea.

  • @rustymustard7798
    @rustymustard7798 11 месяцев назад +265

    Meh, i'd expect Dubai to build an island, put a mile tall building on it with a giant tank of seawater at the top so like 10 billionaires can live underwater in the sky.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 11 месяцев назад +30

      Live underwater in the sky for about 2 weeks each year that is.

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist 11 месяцев назад +17

      Underwater in the sky....? BRILLIANT!!! PRINT IT AND SHIP IT

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 11 месяцев назад +9

      Underwater Poop Submarines

  • @lordfirebeard8569
    @lordfirebeard8569 11 месяцев назад +242

    8:59 I will never take an environmental message seriously if they dont include nuclear as the primary source of power. It's the greenest source we have and it's perfect for underwater settlements. Constant source of coolant, plentiful shielding(water is legit one of the best shielding materials we have), and you dont even have to worry about refueling except for every other decade or so which simplifies that part of the logistics of the project.

    • @PoleTooke
      @PoleTooke 11 месяцев назад +18

      Ok but like, just use the ocean currents that are already there and make a TOOOON of energy. And thermodynamic power is extremely excellent underwater thanks to the water coolant you mention. Why introduce potential explosions into a place that already could explode from depressurization? Lol

    • @lordfirebeard8569
      @lordfirebeard8569 11 месяцев назад +67

      @poletooke4691 Nobody builds RBMK reactors anymore, so explosions arent a worry. And nuclear is far more scalable and has a significantly lower footprint per kilowatt-hour than any other possible source of power, so why not use it as the backbone for the power grid? Include other sources to help with peaks, sure, but there's literally no reason not to slap a nuclear reactor in or near an underwater city to power it.

    • @LitmusPapyrus
      @LitmusPapyrus 11 месяцев назад +27

      @@PoleTooke “depressurization from being underwater”
      Other way around, my guy.

    • @Jaffjv
      @Jaffjv 11 месяцев назад +7

      Biggest issue with nuclear is cost and long ROI. There are other renewable sources that are cheaper and continue to get cheaper each year

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@lordfirebeard8569Wtf dude RBMK reactors don’t just “explode”! 😮

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 11 месяцев назад +798

    Legitimate question: Has there ever been a show or film with an underwater laboratory, military base, or hotel that wasn't destroyed by the end?

    • @TheDarkSatirist
      @TheDarkSatirist 11 месяцев назад +152

      The 70s Hanna Barbara cartoon Sealab 2020 not to be confused with the early 2000s adult swim show similarly named Sealab 2021 which is a deranged parody of the original with a lot of episodes ending complete destruction

    • @p00bix
      @p00bix 11 месяцев назад +78

      Bojack Horseman Season 3 Episode 4

    • @tiberiusbrain
      @tiberiusbrain 11 месяцев назад +19

      I never played bioshock yet....

    • @SSJ3Mewtwo
      @SSJ3Mewtwo 11 месяцев назад +21

      Pretty much all of the buildings and entire society of Jabberjaw

    • @Grimmtoof
      @Grimmtoof 11 месяцев назад +13

      There was a kids show years ago called Ocean Odyssey (or Ocean Girl) set in a underwater facility. I think it was still standing by the end.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 11 месяцев назад +182

    *Facts:* There was cancelled project from Nickelodeon where the underwater themepark was supposed to be built in Coron, Palawan back in 2017. However, said project ends up getting amount of backlash due to believing that the themepark might damaged ecosystem and Nickelodeon decided to abandon it (for a good reason.)

  • @TheWhiteDragon3
    @TheWhiteDragon3 11 месяцев назад +77

    I reckon the closest thing we've gotten is a Dutch company that makes floating houses where the house floats on a hollow cast concrete pontoon that doubles as your basement space. These things are actually built and surprisingly functional, though the main intent is to inhabit the house built on top of the pontoon.

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 11 месяцев назад +13

      Not sure I'd trust anyone but the Dutch on a job like that.

  • @Numptaloid
    @Numptaloid 11 месяцев назад +25

    "H2OME" is the worst attempt at a pun I have ever seen.

  • @kugelblitz3154
    @kugelblitz3154 11 месяцев назад +38

    You should talk about absurdly tall skyscraper concepts

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist 11 месяцев назад +14

    "Constant threat of de-pressurization" Correction: 'constant threat of Pressurization ', it's not a loss of pressure you're worried about as much as a sudden increase.

  • @RakoonCD
    @RakoonCD 11 месяцев назад +107

    I've been thinking about disney theme parks and I think that an indoor water park themed to these underwater living concepts would be awesome.

  • @shinsenshogun900
    @shinsenshogun900 11 месяцев назад +11

    Why on water does humanity keeps on trying to commercialize underwater quarters into luxurious hotels? Why aren't we manifesting our destinies of underwater colonies and underwater nations? I demand a Magna Submarina Carta!

  • @kai_plays_khomus
    @kai_plays_khomus 11 месяцев назад +5

    _Reality Barrier_ has to be one of my favourite expressions now.
    It's beautiful.

  • @AzraelThanatos
    @AzraelThanatos 11 месяцев назад +6

    This reminds me of the absolute headache I ended up with the high school interior design class where we were allowed to design a dream house...and I decided to go with something partially underwater after there was a show on, I believe, Travel Channel about several places on the coast where houses were built with lower, submerged levels and minimal surface structure. The abject headache of finding everything and the teachers confusion when I started asking for the right symbols to use for things that he'd never thought of.
    I'm pretty sure that he was even more confused about the design in the end, but it was exceedingly unique and required a few pages of explanation for symbols involved in marking the partial blueprint design for things such as airlocks, a moonpool, some of the air purification and transmission, along with material notations. His TA for told me that I was the reason it took an extra week for him to go over the different projects...and he was not pleased with the class voting on most interesting project for actual concept work to be done for it.
    A few years ago, I'd found my copy of it and it still amuses me...

  • @Pineapple8-Ball
    @Pineapple8-Ball 11 месяцев назад +43

    I want to live in a balloon house over a volcano just to keep me on my toes

    • @dakunssd
      @dakunssd 11 месяцев назад +3

      We need to petition the icelandic government to help you realize that dream. Having a pineapple 8-ball live in a ballon house over an active volcano is frankly the highest expression of human contemporary culture I can think of.

  • @hashbrown777
    @hashbrown777 11 месяцев назад +22

    "the constant threat of depressurisation"
    I think you mean crushing over-pressurisation literally a hydraulic press

    • @GeneraluStelaru
      @GeneraluStelaru 11 месяцев назад +6

      Nobody wants to see a small water region depressurize for a few seconds while oxygen pours into it is what he meant, I'm sure.

    • @KristovMars
      @KristovMars 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yep, as demonstrated recently by a deeply arrogant (and now deeply smooshed and dead) billionaire.
      Only mercy with that story is that nobody would've had time to suffer.

  • @ingaman
    @ingaman 11 месяцев назад +2

    4:55 UAE and other middle-eastern countries are well known for getting high-quality affordable plastic surgeries. It's actually a whole industry over there. People fly in from neighboring countries, get their nose jobs, hair transplants, etc; and rest up / recover in a nice hotel before coming home looking normal.

  • @brandonfitzgerald8705
    @brandonfitzgerald8705 11 месяцев назад +11

    5:28
    sir depressurization would imply your atmosphere leaks outwards
    the correct phrasing would be “drowning like a rat in a cage”

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist 11 месяцев назад +4

      You may not live long enough to drown. An implosion is more dangerous than an explosion, because all the force is focused inwards. You would be technically safer with tnt strapped to your chest, depending how deep we're talking about going of course.

  • @nestcamo1181
    @nestcamo1181 11 месяцев назад +14

    If you are curious how a variation in temperature would create electricity, look into thermostat coolers and the peltier effect. I recently came across one and it blew my mind. Fully flipped my world. I realized that was the first time in my life that I felt cold that didn't come from a compressed refrigerant. No moving parts, just ceramic plates, wires and semi conductors. Applying current causes one side to get hot and the other side to get cold. If the same device has a variation of temperature between the two sides, it will generate electricity. I know it doesn't even sound real. Like, current+ semiconductor+ ceramic plates= cold. When I first tried it, the cold side got to 50° f, while the other side reached about 90°f. When I later found out about how just temperature variation caused electricity to flow, I was even more baffled.

    • @Termini_Man
      @Termini_Man 9 месяцев назад

      The thermoelectric effect is cool, but currently (pun intended) advanced heat engines have a higher efficiency, such as the ones used to generate power from heat created by nuclear fission and geothermal.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 11 месяцев назад +13

    These underwater projects sounds like something the late Stockton Rush would invest in

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist 11 месяцев назад

      Only if he could insure that no qualified white men were involved, because people with 30 years of submariner experience in the navy don't inspire him.

  • @Bendilin
    @Bendilin 11 месяцев назад +6

    Legitimately, it seems like the idea of people living underwater was exclusively thought up of as an underwater mining town variant of... above water mining towns.

  • @kueller917
    @kueller917 11 месяцев назад +7

    The idea of "self-sustaining" in these kinds of concepts is so odd. Can you imagine proposing a new urban development and touting that it won't be connected to the power grid? For the 5,000 people one you could just propose to build a nuclear reactor in the nearest coastal city and then run a cable for the rich merpeople.

  • @LateNightTableCo
    @LateNightTableCo 11 месяцев назад +15

    The original title of this video made me think of DUMB’s (Deep Underground Military Bases), so the idea of a DUMB underwater made me chuckle

    • @MS-qx9uw
      @MS-qx9uw 11 месяцев назад

      it’s still a DUMB then, Deep Undersea Military Base

  • @Ben-tb5di
    @Ben-tb5di 11 месяцев назад +4

    I love these types of videos trying to *dive deeper* into these concepts!
    I'll be here all week.

  • @jamcalx
    @jamcalx 11 месяцев назад +15

    This is the kind of stuff that Sea Quest DSV filled my preschool brain with.
    Some of these feel Frutiger Aero inspired.

  • @zephyrna6249
    @zephyrna6249 11 месяцев назад +12

    The problem is that there is just currently 0 point to wasting all the money and effort to make places to live down there. Especially luxury ones.
    The only situation i could envision in the future where there would be under water living spaces would if there would be some kind of high demand, permanent constant workforce on the sea floor like for mining or something. In which case it would be nice for the workers to just have a place to sleep down there instead of having to go through ascent and de-pressurization every day.
    But I doubt these would be the pretty glass pods in clear blue water, but more like utilitarian solid steel tubes in murky sandy dark water with some beds and a toilet.

  • @dragon3dnet
    @dragon3dnet 11 месяцев назад +3

    I honestly wonder if anyone would be able to actually _sleep_ in an underwater hotel.

  • @brianedwards7142
    @brianedwards7142 11 месяцев назад +4

    Sounds like a perfect setup for a 70's disaster movie starring Charlton Heston and Charo.

  • @Numptaloid
    @Numptaloid 11 месяцев назад +21

    The Japanese underwater spiral city sounds like the death rate would be like 95%. Not for any logistical reasons of course, that would be crazy. The real reason is that the big space of nothing in the middle of the city just looks way too tempting and fun to not jump off the railing.

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 11 месяцев назад

      Nah they have a designated forest for doing that

  • @ToastyTastyPancakes
    @ToastyTastyPancakes 11 месяцев назад +6

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  • @BrianIsWatching
    @BrianIsWatching 11 месяцев назад +13

    Expectations: Underwater communism
    Reality: Capitalist underwater prison where a bottle of drinking water costs 20 dollars, there's always a couple inches of seawater on the bottom floor, and you can smell the mold.

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 11 месяцев назад

      Communists get the wall. All of them.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 11 месяцев назад +2

      In other words, Rapture.

  • @Danferplus
    @Danferplus 11 месяцев назад +10

    a global t-shirt gonna be expansive, makes sense

  • @stackflow343
    @stackflow343 11 месяцев назад +2

    Honestly it sounds kinda dope to have a house on the water with underwater rooms........till the first squall sinks your house. Or a shark decides to test your flimsy bedroom window out of curiosity lol

  • @darken2417
    @darken2417 11 месяцев назад +8

    Why not you know, build aquariums around hotel rooms?
    You can make it look as underwater as you want and you'd be able to make sure there are always fish swimming in viewing distance.

    • @KristovMars
      @KristovMars 11 месяцев назад +1

      This sounds like a pretty good approach. Then I thought about it for a moment and my mind just dredged up the image of living at SeaWorld or something. (to be clear, I'm not picking on your suggestion here, just overthinking!)
      Always damp, always smells like fish if you're lucky or mildew if you're not. Depending on the mainenance budget, your lovely suite "main viewing window" is grimy and covered in algae.
      This would be even worse for actual underwater hotels. I think Archer had an episode that made a pretty good case against long-term sub-marine living.

    • @mill2712
      @mill2712 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@KristovMars
      I also remember a German aquarium that had burst recently. It did a lot of damage.

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 11 месяцев назад

      @@KristovMars I couldn't imagine paying for an underwater hotel lol. I rarely ever look out the window of hotel rooms for the view.

    • @Termini_Man
      @Termini_Man 9 месяцев назад

      you could probably build a fishtank in the window lmao.

  • @jaimeogas
    @jaimeogas 11 месяцев назад +12

    Tyler promotes Surfshark, but Cody promotes Nord VPN. Which one should I go with?

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Sealab, underneath the water. Sealab, at the bottom of the sea."
    - Theme song for 'Sealab 2021'

  • @galloe8933
    @galloe8933 11 месяцев назад +7

    They did have the Chinese, I don't, that sounds weird..
    I also don't have expensive T-shirt, and that really limits possibility of underwater life.
    I am saddens

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah 11 месяцев назад +5

    Futurama? Sealab?
    Are we still talking about living underwater, or did the conversation somehow shift to old school Adult Swim?

  • @pisacenere
    @pisacenere 11 месяцев назад +5

    I love this kind of videos....

  • @Chaosrunepownage
    @Chaosrunepownage 11 месяцев назад +2

    Those seahorse houses have been built and are currently floating about for people to buy/rent in Dubai. No idea on their vacancy but they actually were built and exist out in the Persian Gulf.

    • @Hamdad
      @Hamdad 11 месяцев назад

      Only one was finished, last I checked. Has that changed?

    • @Chaosrunepownage
      @Chaosrunepownage 11 месяцев назад

      @@Hamdad I'm not sure! I looked on their website and they list multiple for sale, but not if they're built yet.

  • @lankinwelder4328
    @lankinwelder4328 11 месяцев назад +1

    4:51 a bioshock fan threw that one in there

  • @Vanq22114
    @Vanq22114 11 месяцев назад +3

    The Floating Seahorses aren't special, my basement is damp too

  • @CocoHutzpah
    @CocoHutzpah 11 месяцев назад +1

    Swimming around underwater for an hour or two sounds fun. Spending a whole weekend underwater at an expensive Hotel 6 sounds terrible.

  • @billyoui
    @billyoui 11 месяцев назад +3

    You think you can post on both channels within 15 minutes of one another, and no one would notice? Because I did. (Thank you this is the best Saturday ever)

  • @VerdeMorte
    @VerdeMorte 11 месяцев назад +3

    4:39
    Was it going to be built on Kamino?

  • @Wizard_Pepsi
    @Wizard_Pepsi 11 месяцев назад +1

    The best current underwater housing is just opd submarines that the military forgot about.

  • @thorakvideos2495
    @thorakvideos2495 11 месяцев назад

    You are not fooling me! That Dubai underwater hotel is just concept art for Kamino!

  • @glasswhisperer
    @glasswhisperer 11 месяцев назад +1

    The building looks like the Disney plastic house of the future from the 50's frfr

  • @Monsuco
    @Monsuco 11 месяцев назад

    I mean if they could get the prices down to Disney Resort levels of $300-$500 a night people might stay in them for the experience. Wouldn't need to be deep underwater, just looking out and seeing a reef with some fish would be impressive.

  • @rackneh
    @rackneh 11 месяцев назад +4

    That chinese cocaine must be fucking wild

  • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
    @Sorcerers_Apprentice 10 месяцев назад

    This is all just fantasy art. The maintenance costs will always outstrip any money you could bring in with the novelty of an underwater hotel.
    Real life indigenous communities live on islands and coasts. They spend all their time fishing, farming seaweed, weaving baskets, repairing nets, fixing boats, diving for shellfish and trading to get other things they need such as clothes and rice.

  • @homemademarmalade
    @homemademarmalade 11 месяцев назад +1

    "I REJECTED those answers, instead I chose something differnet, I chose the impossible. I chose......... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well."

  • @Richforce1
    @Richforce1 11 месяцев назад

    The more about plans for the future and their practicality the more I think that the present can be summed up by a line from the movie City Slickers. "This is the best I'm ever gonna look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever gonna be, and it ain't all that great."

  • @dendostar5436
    @dendostar5436 11 месяцев назад +2

    Oh dude! Sweet!

  • @sirloin869
    @sirloin869 11 месяцев назад

    "Just a concept,don't take it too seriously": probably why they never happened...

  • @asdfreii
    @asdfreii 11 месяцев назад

    6:51 30k a week isn’t too steep for a certain type of person. A cheap super yacht charter for 4 will run you 200k a week

  • @PoleTooke
    @PoleTooke 11 месяцев назад +3

    I like how NONE of these address the issue of, like.. Air? How are they going to be supplied with air lol what's the plan

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist 11 месяцев назад +1

      That part is easy enough, especially you have a surface connection. You'd of course want some back up systems to supply fresh O2 from tanks and CO2 scrubbers to turn on if that supply is ever interrupted.

    • @Termini_Man
      @Termini_Man 9 месяцев назад

      The best approach would probably be CO2 Scrubbers, and possibly an umbilical buoy at the surface for air to be pumped in from. Or you could use electrolysis to create oxygen to backfill when the CO2 is removed. You could also use oxygen tanks to supply oxygen for a long time since only the CO2 is being removed. or perhaps at high depths, assuming the air in the base is at atmosphere pressure, you could perhaps circulate seawater into the base and when it is subjected to this lower pressure, the oxygen and other gasses would boil off, then the gas depleted water is just pumped out.

  • @StephenPickells-bi2ii
    @StephenPickells-bi2ii 11 месяцев назад +3

    I think the floating seahorses are a great idea

  • @RotneybotOfficial
    @RotneybotOfficial 11 месяцев назад

    They all sound pretty great and cool to work.

  • @Magster104
    @Magster104 11 месяцев назад +3

    You mean to tell me no one's copied Andrew Ryan's design

  • @kfcroc18
    @kfcroc18 11 месяцев назад +2

    4:40 That looks like something from Star Wars.

  • @tootallforyou112
    @tootallforyou112 11 месяцев назад

    You could also explore fictional examples like rapture from bioshock 1 and 2

  • @Junaan
    @Junaan 11 месяцев назад

    Conrad/Hilton has had an underwater restaurant for over a decade now, but that is on shallower waters compared to these projects.

  • @Elomentoplayz
    @Elomentoplayz 11 месяцев назад +1

    2:14 If that prediction is for 2024, we better hurry up! Where's my unwater city?

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 11 месяцев назад

    Partially submerged houses would be cool

  • @bigspaghettio
    @bigspaghettio 11 месяцев назад +1

    Said it on the last video, but now that we're in 2024, we're now officially 3 years overdue for a Sealab!
    (A true one, with happy cake ovens.)

  • @pari2.o
    @pari2.o 11 месяцев назад

    That underwater hotel in Dubai is still a better idea than the world islands

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 11 месяцев назад

    What person ever got the idea to try to live inside "instant death by pressure"... which is just the best case scenario.. more likely freeze in to death in water or drown..

  • @idriveastationwagon1534
    @idriveastationwagon1534 11 месяцев назад

    anyone living in that Japanese spiral building will just see pitch black water past a depth of 700 ft or so

  • @narrow_pepsi
    @narrow_pepsi 11 месяцев назад

    Hotel Atlantis looks like a 1970's swinger pad fireplace

  • @THNKKY
    @THNKKY 10 месяцев назад

    Underwater building with a plastic surgery center? I’ve played that game!

  • @freshmaggot
    @freshmaggot 10 месяцев назад

    4:40 That’s just Kamimo you can’t pull the wool over my eyes

  • @EdiggityDog37
    @EdiggityDog37 11 месяцев назад +2

    Bump for the Al Gore rhythm 🥁

  • @Yamikani
    @Yamikani 11 месяцев назад

    That was an abrupt ending

  • @njalsand133
    @njalsand133 11 месяцев назад

    I just want an underwater hose connected to land with a solid tunnel

  • @GabrielOlivares123
    @GabrielOlivares123 11 месяцев назад +1

    Interesting ideas.

  • @kai_plays_khomus
    @kai_plays_khomus 11 месяцев назад +1

    Does anybody remember the 90's australian kids series _Ocean Girl_ with its massive underwater research station _Orca 5_ (if I remember correctly)?
    I wanted to live at this place so badly.. 😅

  • @alexanderveritas
    @alexanderveritas 11 месяцев назад +3

    Or *Chinese* corporation founded by the *Chinese* with the support of the *Chinese* will feature collaboration on this project from the *Chinese.*

  • @Ryzard
    @Ryzard 10 месяцев назад

    With dreams of underwater living, frutiger aero also died :( rip

  • @Ryzard
    @Ryzard 10 месяцев назад

    Well placed surfshark shout right after *"THE CHINESE"*

  • @alexissjc409
    @alexissjc409 11 месяцев назад +3

    Some of this looks aesthetic AF

  • @picblick
    @picblick 11 месяцев назад

    The seaweed is always greener
    In somebody else’s lake
    You dream about going up there
    But that is a big mistake
    Just look at the world around you
    Right here on the ocean floor
    Such wonderful things surround you
    What more are you looking for
    Under the sea
    Under the sea
    Darling it’s better
    Down where it’s wetter
    Take it from me...

  • @Eidolon1andOnly
    @Eidolon1andOnly 11 месяцев назад +3

    Doesn't everyone's *_global_* program include the Chinese?

  • @whoozyyy
    @whoozyyy 11 месяцев назад

    What’s funny is that people know we can’t live underwater but think Elon can have us live on Mars 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nescius2
    @nescius2 11 месяцев назад

    Ola! I loled at 0:33 Spanish la and Czech chalupa for cottage house.

  • @butchdeadlift10
    @butchdeadlift10 11 месяцев назад +76

    That last one reminded me of a job I had.
    I was a tollbooth guy at the public park system. I was stationed at Laguna Niguel Regional Park. As the tollbooth guy I was customer service, I had longer hours than the park rangers, I handled phonecalls and the police radio.
    Every thursday there was this man who would come by at 4:30 (when the ranger office closed at 4pm). The police would later tell me that this man was named Abdul Tarzi (I come from a Persian family myself, so this was a normal name to me) and the police asked me to keep tabs on this guy's movements when he was in the parks.
    Abdul................... mother fucking Abdul....................Here is what he did every week for 2 years.
    1) He would come by with HAND WRITTEN copies of his manifesto written in sharpie on school lined paper. He had 3 hand written new manifesto's each week because he never had access to a copy machine.
    2) He'd rant about how I was a government employee (I wasn't) and thus I had the ear of the government/whitehouse (of course not). And he would then talk about his "corporate connections" (which meant he was harrassing the drive through guys at McDonalds and the Taco Bell down the street).
    3) Since I was customer service, I was required to treat him respectfully............so he had a habit of not fucking leaving.
    4) His manifesto read as follows.
    --Everyone gets $2000 a day to live for free pay. (forget communism. Talk about mathematically impossible)
    ---Solve world hunger by growing corn on the moon.
    ---Outlaw all geese (this was a park with a lake in it) world wide to prevent the spread of diseases. (not sure of the geese shit on his lawn or he was crazy enough to try and eat the geese. But I wish I hated anything as much as he hated geese. Batman hates the joker less than that man hated geese)
    --Outlaw all dogs for all the geese reasons
    --He asks on the hand written manifesto to fill in 5 more ideas for world peace of my own. Nice and inviting, to be sure, but it was probably his dementia eating his imagination to the bone.
    5) He'd walk off into the park and start screaming at women who were walking their dogs.
    Abdul Tarzi........................ what a fuck head. Kinda glad most of the park guests mistook him for a mexican, but I would always correct them saying his name............. and then diswage their islamaphobia with my own heritage. "He's not a terrorist. he is just batshit insane and sadder than Robert Zemeckez's career".

    • @brickman409
      @brickman409 11 месяцев назад +14

      This is the funniest thing I have ready all week. Holy shit.

    • @butchdeadlift10
      @butchdeadlift10 11 месяцев назад

      100% true. I promise. @@brickman409

    • @whofuckingcares420
      @whofuckingcares420 11 месяцев назад +10

      Thanks for sharing this

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 11 месяцев назад +8

      Sounds like half the old people I'd deal with on the phone when i worked for an answering service.
      I tended to interact with two types of old people, sweet and kind... and batshit insane misanthropes, with very little in-between, lol.

    • @butchdeadlift10
      @butchdeadlift10 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@planescaped I always said to the bad customers "Its called customer service, not customer servants, pal". (and now you know how I got fired)

  • @NullnVoid.
    @NullnVoid. 11 месяцев назад

    Outro song is so hard 😭💀❤️

  • @Bendilin
    @Bendilin 11 месяцев назад

    "I don't feel like diving too deep."
    Heh.

  • @stevoplex
    @stevoplex 5 месяцев назад

    Jimi Hendrix vision of returning to live in the sea
    "1983, a Merman I Shall Turn To Be "
    Hooray, I awake from yesterday
    Alive but the war is here to stay
    So my love, Katherina and me
    Decide to take our last walk
    Through the noise to the sea
    Not to die but to be reborn
    Away from a life so battered and torn
    Forever
    Oh, say can you see, it's really such a mess
    Every inch of earth is a fighting nest
    Giant pencil and lipstick tube-shaped things
    Continue to rain and cause screaming pain
    And the Arctic stains
    From silver blue to bloody red
    As our feet find the sand and the sea
    Is straight ahead,
    Straight up ahead
    Well, it's too bad,
    That our friends
    Can't be with us today
    Well, that's too bad
    "The machine that we built would never save us"
    That's what they say
    (That's why they ain't coming with us today)
    And they also said
    "It's impossible
    for man to live and breathe underwater forever"
    Was their main complaint
    (Yeah)
    And they also threw this in my face, they said:
    "Anyway, you know good and well
    It would be beyond the will of God
    And the grace of the King"
    Grace of the King, yeah, yeah
    So my darling and I
    Make love in the sand
    To salute the last moment
    Ever on dry land
    Our machine has done its work,
    Played its part well
    Without a scratch on our bodies
    And we bid it farewell
    Starfish and giant foams greet us with a smile
    Before our heads go under, we take a last look
    At the killing noise
    Of the out of style
    The out of style,
    Out of style
    So down and down and down and down and down we go
    Hurry, my darling, we mustn't be late for the show
    Neptune champion games
    To an aqua world of serenity
    Right this way, smiles a mermaid
    I can hear Atlantis full of cheer
    Atlantis full of cheer
    I can hear Atlantis full of cheer

  • @goldiv
    @goldiv 11 месяцев назад +1

    At 6:46 I swear thats the same rendering used on the GTA V Yachats.

  • @jeremy____5747
    @jeremy____5747 11 месяцев назад

    Crazy as they were, we used to have futuristic dreams other than like Juicero

  • @sasamichan
    @sasamichan 11 месяцев назад +4

    What a great video. And I learned some thing too. Did you know the enter WORLD isn't just America? It is also included of other people and also the Chinese who are apparently also people too. I wonder if the Irish are also "other people" or if they are just a 3rd category? Some times I feel like we are all just lumped together in to groups. White, Black, Hispanic, Native, Asian, Women, Gays, Woke, Capitalists, Racists, Communists, Vegan, Jews, Antisemitic, with no distinction to Akridge smaller subtle variants, like Swedish. It's nice to know We have it down to a science of American, Other people and also Chinese. As long as we live in InnerSpace we shall always be ONE of those three things. Thank you for the clarification.

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 11 месяцев назад +3

      This comment was made by an AI chat bot and nothing can convince me otherwise.

    • @DogeickBateman
      @DogeickBateman 11 месяцев назад

      @@FelipeJaquez The fact that he said the Irish were people was the icing on the cake

  • @bloody_bones5673
    @bloody_bones5673 11 месяцев назад

    “No gods or kings, only man.”

  • @ricardobido7562
    @ricardobido7562 11 месяцев назад

    Always with the China, IL vibes

  • @RoySATX
    @RoySATX 4 месяца назад

    I went to buy "very expensive T-shirt", decided not to spend green when it not come in Coral. Say What??!! A missed marketing opportunity, for sure. I'm sure they are selling well, though; Chinese include, many also others.

  • @antagasugite35
    @antagasugite35 11 месяцев назад +1

    Aww I wanted Rapture IRL 😢

  • @TheRocketLombax
    @TheRocketLombax 11 месяцев назад

    Bioshock IRL? sign me up (except for the bad stuff)

  • @jimllc
    @jimllc 11 месяцев назад

    Next video is about actual underwater hotels to exist.

  • @njalsand133
    @njalsand133 11 месяцев назад

    Is there a future market for a diver with an algae scraper?