How to use the Juan Deag
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
- Here is a Parody on how to use the Desert Eagle in CSGO
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JuanDeag (n/v)
(1) To get a Headshot with the Deagle
(2) The worst Deagle compared to CSS
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Twitter : / inotori0us
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Shoutout to Carson for giving me the Keemstar and Deagle missing point-blankt idea: / thebluecrewpros
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Fat Rat:
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My friend bought CS and said it was easy because he won a death match.
*Thinking about buying him an ESEA subscription*
how u win dmatch
rusty
real question?
deathmatch.
a match of death
to win the match, you cause the most death
The player with most deaths won.
Lol
@@A_Stranger2256 Why Do You Type Like This?
"How to use the "Why am i still getting hate"-249"
That's fucking hilarious lol
Haha
"HOW TO USE THE MISCLICK"
is this video what you are talking about?
how to use the "mp9 made in china"-mp7
Hello brother
It's about as accurate as your jokes
Sometimes on point, sometimes missing wildly.
sometimes they fly over your head
[ tube ] they may go over your head sometimes
[ tube ] z
You just owned him
Finally someone Who talks about how inconcistent the deagle is. Everyone just talks about how amazing It is but its seriously frustrating To use
Half the things in this sorry POS game are inconsistent
The video came out years before your comment, so you ACKHUALLY shouldnt be saying finally
@@smolltaco5667 "my bad" -🤓
@@t0q14s9 ACKCHUALLY its sorry, not "my bad"
bro is fatherless 💀@@smolltaco5667
I call it the stormtrooper sidearm
400 likes and no replies
@@fanger9142 bruh
Lol imma rename my deagle that
Do it
-How does Trump deport the Mexicans?
-Juan by Juan
XDDDD
Im offensive and I find this highly Mexican
Hahahahaja
Its funny because Americans instead of saying Juan they say uan and that sounds like one
oof
How to use the zeus
XD
Nils Nyberg YAAAAAAAS
how to ise 1m ranged knife
xd
He hinted it as the silver zapper but I don’t think it’s happening
3:21 "if you miss ur first shot, ur dead anyway"
3:28 "2 shots 1 kill"
Yes, he killed a bot ._.
@@vinyl.croatia umm look hes name its not bot
I laughed so hard at the part he tried to shoot himself with the deagle and missed because of lack of accuracy...lol
Do the "How the fuck does a gun take 8 shots to kill" gun, you know what gun I mean
TheCrafterThe1st 'what gun do you mean?"
Maisam hassani Glock, Bizon
bizon
pp bizon i guess
All guns basically did 4 in 1 with an awp :p
"All right, well, it's been a while since I've told this story so pull up a chair. First of all, his name was actually JuanDiego Montoya, he played for DIAF (Die in a Fire) and FOH (Flowers of Happiness). He just showed up on the scene at a South California LAN that I worked at one day. I remember the first time this kid walked into the place. I say walked but I swear it kind of looked like he was floating on air. He was wearing this weirdass grey gui and sandals. His eyes looked like they were burning red but you could tell it was from no sleep and too much CRT. He didn't really 'talk' so much as he communicated through a series of facial expressions. Anyway, this kid walks over to the counter, buys an all-day pass, 4 bowls of kimchi, 4 cans of arizona ice tea, and looks directly at me and says (and I say 'says' but I swear he didn't actually use words) "Valar Morghulis". Well this was weird as fuck because only a week earlier, the local sponsor for the big $5,000 LAN we were hosting had pulled me aside and told me that a fucked up kid might show up and ask to register a 1-man team for the tournament. He told me that the kid would say the phrase "Valar Morghulis" and that I should register his 1-man team, despite our rules.
The first game JD (as those of us who knew him call him) played was on de_inferno. He literally sat in spawn the entire T half and allowed the CTs to 14-0. On the 15th round, he bought for the first time: a desert eagle, a grenade, no armor. He then threw the grenade directly in front of himself and naded down to half hp, then typed "Hello. My name is JuanDiego Montoya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die." Next thing I know, this kid bunnyhops up T-ramp, up the ladder, quick deags two mid awpers, bunnyhops down to Mexico and gets two Banana pusher with one taps, and now with 2 rounds left, he shoots one off in the sky and starts yelling at the top of his lungs "VALHALLLLLAAAAA" and just runs straight up mid towards the last dude who is now trying to rotate through boiler. Now this last dude was actually one of the only known players to ever master the complete recoil pattern of the para. His name was Johnny R and one time we actually calculated that he could compensate for about 97% of the para recoil... and he had a para! Well JD pushed out of mid exactly as Johnny R pushed out of boiler, Johnny R quickswitches to para and starts letting out the sickest para spray I have ever seen, like 100% accuracy to JD's dome. And then, the incident. Few counter strike players know this, but back in 1.6, you could actually anti-recoil an opponent. Basically, if you could do a pixel perfect opposite movement of the recoil pattern your opponent was inputting, the game essentially "blocked" that specific bullet from registering. So as Johnny R is emptying the entire para clip at JD and hitting 100% recoil compensation accuracy, JD is hitting 100% anti-recoil. It was some crazy shit to watch. Then you hear Johnny R's "click click click" and JD quickswitches from knife (you need to have knife out to anti-recoil) to the desert eagle, and with the last bullet, he one taps Johnny R.
Entire LAN is quiet for 7 full seconds. Count out to 7 right now... that's a long ass time. Then, before any of us have a chance to say anything, we realize that the round hasn't ended for some reason... behind JD, something spawned in Mexico. I can't tell you exactly what because all I could see was a bright white light on my screen... but I looked over to the JD's screen and his was the only one that actually showed this demon looking creature with a sceptre. JD needs to reload, demon is rushing at him, instead of bunny hopping away or going down with his knife, he starts to type out "JAB JAB FORWARD JAB FIERCE" in all caps into the console. Everyone's screens go black, flicker 5 times, and then light up again. JD was gone. The map was set to de_dust for some reason but in T spawn, beside a dead terrorist body, there was a chest. I looted it real quick and held onto it for years. Then, one day, I randomly thought about trying a CS GO operation key on the chest. And that's how I got my Deagle Diego Hellfire (tagged Unique, No Drop, No Loot, No Trade, No Rent, No Screenshot)."
how did this have 11 likes and no replies
So amazing, what the fuck
*It should be called "Desert Jewgle"*
Someone is using the R8
@@ileryon4019 its a Israel joke lmao
@@mikaelimran3399 r/wooosh
@@namjahs oh no I just wooshed
desert jew hitlers favorite desert
oh god the night the R8 came out and was a one handed awp
circlehousePRO ikr lul
I got a 5k stopping a rush long. Went straight up to the double doors and right clicked 5 times. It was fucking hilarious.
Did you really just end the year off with a keemstar joke?
God ur not god
Is that Xi Ji Ping?
Look like theres *JUAN* Million Views
I'll let myself out
Right this way sir
Aëm... ahem... mmm, uhh...
*PUN CITY*
How there's *JEE* million views
Ok that was cringe
Tree.juan mil
Now there jrithty million views
I supposed to be playing CS GO but this slav keep blyating my babushka
Is it the TheCyka27?
pass0ut yeah,TheCyka27
RedRazor i heard TheCyka27 can rush B faster than any silver
Lucas and can yell cyka bleat louder than any slav
Jimmy Murray I heard TheCyka27 once defeated an entire army with a single P90
D the ''I R8 R8 8/8 M8''
*****
I put an additional R8 in to signal that the weapon is the R8 Revolver.
''I rate the R8 8/8 mate''
*****
CYKA BLYAT I BET U CANT EVEN USE THE KEK9 U FUKIN SCRUB I WILL FITE U I AM GLOBAL ELITE AND I USE THE P90 + R8 + ARMOR EVERY ROUND CUZ FORECBUYING IS BEST TACTIK U FUKIN SILVER
You realised a global would not miss spell "Fight" with "Fite".....
You realised he was joking ?
M8, DON'T R8 D R8 8/8 IT'S GR8 M8TE! IT S8T B8 B 8/88 No B8 M8!
3:22 he says when 5 seconds later he proves himself wrong
I was literally going to comment that but im too late.
Hello, I am the one that messed up your 69
It was a BOT!
I think you should do the "Swag-7's Younger brother with autism" The Sawed Off! :D
JJGames - CSGO&More that is a good choice
+Jack Mcloan Thx :D
yes yes yes!
sawed off is op
"And if you miss your first shot your dead anyways so don't even bother going for a second."
3:27
Omg bro i saw you at the citadel explosion vid!
NIKO CAN RELATE LMFAO
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Terrorists: wearing an invisible helmet
its inside their head
It wouldn't protect anything anyways so...
i still want the "i cant affort a real rifle : famas and galail "
David Weiland The fuck is a Galail?
TheLegend27 Keeps Kicking My Ass its a typo galil
David Weiland NEW GUN CONFIRMED!! \°○°/ jk
TheLegend27 Keeps Kicking My Ass no but the new name is changed from galial to galililililiaceilililili
David Weiland Gee, that would be hard to say. "Hey dude. What Galilililililiililililiaceililili skin should I get?"
3:20 "If you miss your first shot don;t even bother going for a second"
3:27 *takes a second shot and gets a kill with it*
if you set the speed to 0.25x at 4:08 you will see VALVE's dedication in making its animations.
How to use the pea shooter (glock)
The thing is..... you can't use it.
Are you silver 2 but win every arms race? Then fear not, the pea shooter is for you!
I dont get it, why people hate on clock so much? If you spam it to the ct with armour then ofcourse you'll get tapped. Just hit damn headshots fucking silvers.
yes, 3 of them against a helmet, all preferably before the other guy either gets 3-5 automatic body shots or 1 headshot and anything else... super ez, just hit 3 headshots before the other guy has a chance to respond....
givemeajackson jump and burst fire in everybody's head, super ez
*"WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE?"* -_Killer Memestar_
Best part of the whole video.
Inotorious’ reenactments of a Juan deag user are a spot on representations of me
Do the "Cheap assault rifle" Ump-45
ive been waiting for this
G E N O C I DE Hay the world's small
GX-RAZOR lol?!?!
G E N O C I DE ya lol
?
zarif player we subbed to eachother and did not expect tp find eachother here.
0:55 Id feel bad shooting a guy named "I beat cancer"
He probably beat a guy named “Cancer”
HOW TO USE R8 WHEN?????
Asebele Keto I second this
Just don't
guys what is the most memorable name for R8 (like deagle "Juan Deag")
Cowboy
Nerfed pocket AWP
Do the Cheap Man's "I have $16,000" AKA the M249
the 'I downloaded cs yesterday'
Drew Minott the i have $5,500 but its last round
also known as the "Fuck, i miss-clicked"
ERY FAKIN MATCH I FAKIN MISCKLICK
iRobert YTB THATS WHY I SAID "The Cheap Man's" ITS THE CHEAP ALTERNATIVE YOU DIPSHIT, READ
"The deag is one of those guns where your going to miss every shot or get a 5 man ace with". I used the Juan deag yesterday on pistol round and I failed instantly but on the round right after that I had a 5 man ace not kidding now.
why did i read this while he said that wtf
I fucking love your videos because of the sarcasm and very subtle humor yet you still have a way of getting your highly researched point across
Diet AK47 (UMP-45) or the Silver Game Arsenal
Also UMP-45
1üP you mean the "Ultra Micro Penis 45"??
Joshua Torres hahahaha
Joshua Torres it's called the undersized man penis 45.
TRUMP-45, this is probably the most requested thing yet why isn't he doing this yet.
I should start playing this game again. Juan Deags were my thing.
do the sg553 because it's the only gun for me!
Naw u don't sayyyyyy
and eat some glass
Steven Ming U mean one lens glasses?
That vibration on my phone made me shit myself ( notification )
"That vibration made me shit myself"
-JLD8264, 2016
xd
oh my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+JLD8264
that would be such a problem for you if you wasnt using phone as butt plug
i know i should really stop
Damn...he's not wrong about getting an ace or miserably failing with it. Happened to me last night. My entire team went off and died, and I just completely decimated the entire team. That gave me the bright idea of using the deagle the entire game for "practice." We won, but I went from top fragging to third...
The: don't go tunnels(SAWED OFF)
Agree
The mp7 because it was the mp5
We miss you mp5
Play some CS:CO and you have it back its still better then CSGO.
Peter Quad CSCO is the best game 2016
Peter Quad dude that mod is what csgo should've been.
You are right, this is how CSGO should looks like, cause gun balance is more better, game is little bit faster, maps are not overplaced with tons of shits... it looks just great. If this CSCO become standalone CSGO will die...
Who still loves to watch this series? In July 2018!
In 2019 my boi
Fort nite
In 2020 boi
its 2021
when i hear a deagle on pistol rounds i literally rush the guy down going for body shots with the glock cos i know he is likely to miss every single shot on me
FISHURMOMBALL coz ur an silver
Randy Dibbet you're an gay
iSanctuary no cuz it just works every time
I am TheBananaMan 70 percent of the time it works everytime
if you want spam tech nine> glock, has decent headshots, an okay fire rate, and less recoil than the deag. glock sucks fam
INOTORIOUS SUMMON!!!
im mge
+tegus “SHOTS FIRED” timmu
Stay there...as long as you can... CHERISH IT
tura timmu missa paugud ma global
sander kajalaid tra paugun palju tahan
teeme 1v1
tulen ka bljat
*FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE, THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR LIKE A SPEED DEMON*
I love all of these videos. keep them up my dude!
Will the legendary InOtOrIoUS respond? Also I am SMFC... :P
iNoToRiOuS hey man! love your videos!
TheDandi I felt like smth special either cause Im DMG too :D
LMAO
And I came against you in a scrim, I'm Ozone from SV, hello!
heeeeey I'm also DMG
3:22 "dont even bother going for another" also inotorious 3:28
Scout shouldn't be "Awp made in china" but should be "The deagle with a scope"
so a deagle with a scope
Doesnt make a joke about when silvers spray deagle and get a headshot and say JUAN DEAG!
oh, and unsubbing
Elios hahahahahahbabhaab
LMAO SO TRUE.. or I say "why are you spraying with the deagle?" and they're like "HOW DO YOU SPRAY WITH A PISTOL? YOU CAN'T SPRAY WITH THIS GUN"
LMAO! The Seriousness in your voice during the entire video. Nice job on the commentary :D
I always do a deagle with an xm1014, I can use the deagle for med/long range kills, and the xm to shred at short range, it's been going pretty good so far, and I am usually able to always buy kevlar, defuse, zeus, and full nades. It even seems to work on t side.
next time do the autosniper without scope (xm101)
"Are you tired of your guns being too accurate?"
awp made in China is my scouts name
The8BitPhoenix
My Flashback M4A1-S I'm gonna name "Born to Kill" given the skin and it's description is a reference to Full Metal Jacket
Nick Martin "How could you kill women? And children?"
How to use the ScreaM gun (ak 47)
It's just ak not any Scream-47 or the 27'th!
Hungerhacks lol when u have a monster pc , one taps até soo ez , a got 40 kills only deagle comp twice '_'
its actually a giant deagle u can one tap with 30 clips
Hungerhacks How to use the headshot machine
30 Rounds* SIR 4 Clips* SIR
Notorious:"If you miss a shot your dead anyway"
Notorious 3:28
We need the "two guns are better than one"!
Do the, "I don't have enough for an AK, but I still want a lot of bullets so this will do" AR
love how ironically true all these videos are
Do how to use the mistake buy (m249)
Already done
M1co29 boii i hate last names This comment was 2 years ago
@@gru9480 and the misclick was done 3 years ago
Inaccurate Deagle
I blame stormtroopers
Juan.
And now you can jumpshot with the deagle!
Not anymore lol
3:24 “If you miss the first shot, you’re dead anyways so don’t bother going for a second.” *proceeds* *to* *miss* *first* *shot* *and* *hit* *second*
"If you miss the shot don't even bother going for a second you're already dead." *Immediately shows footage of missing first shot but still winning*
Me before watching: 0% skill of Juan Deag.
Me after watching: 0% skill of Juan Deag.
2:42 "snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity, moms spaghetti"
R8 revolver, because it is my main weapon when i can't buy any rifles, smg's or heavy weapons
How to use the only gun in the game (Ak)
How to use the "i dropped my m4"
"How to use the GayK-47"
lmao the P250 is a .357 Sig round, not 9mm. Dualies are 9mm
inotorious: calls five-seven 9mm
*blinks*
*exhales*
i'll let it slide
How to use the "STOP F***KING CAMPING" (Zeus)
How to use the "CT's Butt Buddy" (M4A1-S)
You got it wrong in the title. You are not using Juan Deag. You either are being Juan Deag or you are Juan Deaging.
"How to Juan Deag"
"How to be Juan Deag in every match"
that's the joke
i dont even play CSGO but these videos are fucking hilarious, please dont stop making them...subbed
The AUG or SG553 AKA the "FUCKING BULLSHIT COD GUN"
The GG-Bizon
The "I JUST GOT THIS GAME YESTERDAY AND I AM EXTREMELY CONFUSED" AKA the M249
The :Twice the Amount, Twice the Power (Not Really)" AKA the Dualies
The "Certified Smurf's Weapon Of Choice" AKA the Zeus
The "DAMMIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO HIM AND I ALMOST GOT HIM" AKA the knife (with skin variants)
WE ARE NUMBER *JUAN*
opening:
are you tired of your guns being too accurate
Peekers advantage is simple geometry you can easily counter with KNOWLEDGE.
How can an inconsistant piece o' **** get the "round changing" kills and a consistant reliable handgun cant? Just double dink em!
how to use the pp beezknees
Basically when this video came out all you had to do is get the one with the most accuracy
What lf im silver 1, can l use this?
i hope youre joking
Yeah, dont wory, lm silver 2
you can use it no matter what rank u are its not like its restricted
ik this string is a joke, but if you are actually silver, and want to rank up, don't buy the deagle
I'm S1 fml
I have some ideas for video names. TrUMP-45, the Negev's Baby Brother, the M8
fucking weeb
This is the only video of yours where the sfm is actually funny
The Deagle was made in Israel, how does it relate with Mexico lmao
Sir Fuckface cuz Juan Deag 😎
Because my name is Juan, Juan deag
When you don't finish the video.txt
Cipher i didnt even bother watching
then why the comment you fucking spastic
R69 revolver next pls
Funny how accurate your vids are
Do the sawed off shotgun
How to use the Family Destroyer. (G3SG1) (cuz your last auto sniper one only covered the SCAR-20)
You mean the "I report you for distracting/blocking the game?"
I love the Desert Eagle's history.
"If you miss your first shot, you're dead anyway"
*pops a dude with two shots
What is the truth?
Not dude, a *bot*
Can you do the R8 next time ?
Finally, a completely accurate history of the Deag development.
how can a gun be made by a country that doesn't exist
SHOW US HOW TO USE THE AUDI R8 ;)
Giant Asian Sticker Grandma sticker is better than you
and chris is better than her ha get rekt grandma
ok so now we need How to use the Juan Deag 2
Want to fix the Deagle's accuracy?
Use dynamic crosshairs!
it gives you a better representation of where the gun is gonna fire so kinda...
how to use the (audi) r8 revolver
"If you miss your first shot, you're dead anyway, so don't even bother going for a second" *Next kill takes two shots*
how to use the lucky luke after the update