Cast Your Eye Upon My Rustic Beard

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Lyrics:
I'm my father's son
I am the grain he once threw down
Just like Isaac in the Book of Psalms
One wee dram leaves him damned
And gasping in my mother's arms (the devil's arms)
The oak tree falls
But the sapling's roots are lain
Son assumes the father's mantle
Mother, look -- I am a man
Cast your eye upon my rustic beard!
Long I've nurtured chinny crop!
No battle lost by man with beard
He bearded man? He strong and proud
To be a farmer is to have a beard
Father, put aside your tools
My fragile face was fertile
And the seeds were sown thereon
Forty moons of cloud and rain anon
Did yield one hairy man
From baby boy amidst the bales (my father's bales)
One single drip
Of malt upon my whisker
Those drops weren't made of poison
My mother's milk is gold
Cast your eye upon my rustic beard!
Long I've nurtured chinny crop!
No battle lost by man with beard
He bearded man? He strong and proud
To be a farmer is to have a beard
Father, put aside your tools
Don't tell my mother
But I am not a farmer
I only have a beard
Jesus -- had a beard
Moses -- had a big old beard
Lincoln -- had a beard
A billy goat -- he has a long white beard
Rastas -- have a beard
Rory McGrath -- has an almost beard
Scary Spice -- has a beard
And Brian Blessed has a great big beard!
Castro, Santa Claus, Jim Morrison of The Doors
Gandalf, Saruman, other wizards, Dumbledore
And orthodox religious people all have beards

[@nixter417]

This never gets old.

[@allanlouis7298]

I have a beard too - not only am I not a farmer, but I can't sing either.
Enjoyed the video, Al

[@MentalHistory]

Both brilliant and amazing!.

[@sukhdev1989]

Brilliant!

[@SamueldeCeccatty]

Nice one man. Love the outfit.

[@EmiliusTheAwesome]

It was a hard time when I told my mother that I wasn't a farmer... but I just had a beard.

[@worldofsurspherea5187]

I've grown up on a farm and disappointing that I haven't had a beard

[@studiolezard]

Music from the Big Pink?

[@girlfullofwanderlust]

yet.

[@didoma73]

Half the people in this video aren't even relevant