No one considers the glasses wearer. We can't see without them. With a mask you either steam up or you are constantly picking them up off of the supermarket floor every time you look on a lower shelf or anywhere to be honest lol still try my hardest to cover my face
I'm the mask wearer that falls over a lot. Cos me glasses steam up and I cant see fuck all. For me, it's been right foggy since 2020 (unfortunately, my vision isn't 2020...2020 is the speed at which we are traveling down crap creak without a paddle.)
If the virus is aerosol droplets then it will indeed hang in the air. I heard measles can stay in the the air for 40 minutes. If this virus is similar, social distancing is pointless as we're all walking through covid clouds. If we are then that same covid air is getting sucked into your car as cars breathe and need air in the same way we do. In Chim they can be seen spraying the air and the streets. What does that tell you? I don't wear a mask in vehicles but I probably should.
@@booshallmighty i Don't wear a mask at all anymore since March. I would love to see happy smiling faces again. I recognise very few people as they're all masked.
How about questioning the whole sorry mess and asking if there is any actual peer reviewed science that states "a badly fitting, made in a Chinese sweat shop with a dirt floor face covering. Not mask. Kept on a car gear lever between each of its hundred unwashed hands uses will improve your health chances by what percentage?" idiocy. It's just a visual compliance sign. People love to look like they are doing something. And the overlords love the sense of fear they create. Win win.
I don't ever wear one so the subtleties of wearing them is lost on me. Russell is a good comedian.... It is strange to be debating a pointless piece of soft slavery attire... He could've made the comment that the covid virus particle is 15 times smaller than the mesh gauge on a regular mask.... What do you call a discarded mask on the pavement? Sheep droppings..
Those blue ones you can about get your finger down the side. Those masks used to have "not suitable for viruses" printed on the box. The simple solution to the current fraud that is Covid was to remove that wording from the box. Government are true statesmen, true statesmen I tell you.
I have long hair and 20 earrings so I try to take the mask off quickly but sometimes have to flick the hair out the way then gingerly take the loops off to avoid earring backs and that’s before you get glasses involved x
Unfortunately you have all been well and truly had, wearing a mask speaks volumes on the person you are you know what you are deep down, and I do genuinely feel for you as you do mean well, just remember that when you come to realise what you've done and what will probably happen to you in the very near future, Merry Christmas and good luck you will need it.
One of the many COVID-time banes of my life... When I take my mask off and the glasses come with it. I am always greatly surprised when this happens, as something as simple as putting a mask on and taking it off, should cause no drama at all. Grrr... Stay safe, Win :)
When i remove my mask i'm often wearing headphones, so my natural reaction to removing my mask is by grabbing the center of it and pulling from where my mouth is, instead of the strings, because it is so satisfying.
You know you’ve been single for too long during a global pandemic when you get slightly turned on watching people remove their masks with one hand in one fluid motion 😂😂😂
Iv seen a guy raise the mask and put spoon full of food in mouth, then lower mask to original position. Repeat around 40 times till meal was finished. Iv no idea what this style is called, but he had grace and confidence. Very impressive action whilst I waited for my flight from Stansted
Thanks Russell today was when I realised I'm the chin and continue and the hip hop hang hahhahaha secure it with and headphone, it completes the outfit
For the circular breathing to play the didge, you push air out of your mouth using your cheeks and lips, and at the same time breathing in through your nose when required. So that mask configuration still makes no sense at all.
putting the mask on is always a production when you have a face full of furr. over the eyes, pull down to the chin, pinch the nose and hope you don't get cat whiskers stickin' out the side of your head
The nose wipe mask removal is also interesting esp when it goes right back on the face.... Schplop! And lets hear it for the fellas who can present the pressed up meat... Who can be bothered with a zipper when a fine and effective presentation will suffice
I don’t wear a mask and if I’m asked to I tell people I’m exempt ( which I legally am ). But occasionally you get the odd one who clearly find being exempt unacceptable. So. If your someone who is vaccinated, boosted, and a mask wearer. As yourself an honest question. What risk would my not wearing a mask pose to you?
"We are on the verge of global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order." David Rockefeller-UN Business Conference 14/09/94. That's why I don't wear a symbol of compliance, sorry I meant a mask.
Saw a guy yesterday the mask was on his head.. no lie on his friggin head. Also walking around manchester I have seen a woman walking around with about 50 mask on her belt hanging off.. all new ones just hanging there picking up god knows what. I also have a mate who grabs the front of his mask and just pulls it off.. like it owns him money.
Not so much a style of mask removal, but when one of the elastic loops catches a glasses arm and sends them flying, you tend to get noticed.
And don't forget it steams your glasses 👓 up
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
That happens to me. Really fucks me off.
Totally agree. I solved the problem by getting laser eye surgery (I do not regret that £5k)
No one considers the glasses wearer. We can't see without them. With a mask you either steam up or you are constantly picking them up off of the supermarket floor every time you look on a lower shelf or anywhere to be honest lol still try my hardest to cover my face
I'm the mask wearer that falls over a lot. Cos me glasses steam up and I cant see fuck all. For me, it's been right foggy since 2020 (unfortunately, my vision isn't 2020...2020 is the speed at which we are traveling down crap creak without a paddle.)
I haven't got time for people wearing masks outside and in their cars.
It's just adding to this madness.
If the virus is aerosol droplets then it will indeed hang in the air. I heard measles can stay in the the air for 40 minutes. If this virus is similar, social distancing is pointless as we're all walking through covid clouds. If we are then that same covid air is getting sucked into your car as cars breathe and need air in the same way we do. In Chim they can be seen spraying the air and the streets. What does that tell you? I don't wear a mask in vehicles but I probably should.
@@booshallmighty i Don't wear a mask at all anymore since March.
I would love to see happy smiling faces again.
I recognise very few people as they're all masked.
I find it bizarre that some people who drive their own cars, not picking anyone up for a lift but still wear a mask whilst driving....crazy!
@Blue&Green agree totally!!
@Blue&Green I've always said it's not down the government what people wear on their faces.
"my time with the mask has finished" 😂
the biggest concern is the amount of pointless blue single use masks all over the place and ending up in the oceans, its disgraceful
You are my new guilty pleasure....frickin hell I've not laughed this much in years 😂😂😂
During summer, saw a dude take off his mask then proceed to use it to mop up all the sweat and Covid juice from his face- good effort sir 👌🏼
If it's such a deadly virus where are the biohazard bins for the masks? They are strewn all over our streets these bloody things
I may have been guilty of this at some point... Forgetting its coming right back over my mouth n nose
How about questioning the whole sorry mess and asking if there is any actual peer reviewed science that states "a badly fitting, made in a Chinese sweat shop with a dirt floor face covering. Not mask. Kept on a car gear lever between each of its hundred unwashed hands uses will improve your health chances by what percentage?" idiocy. It's just a visual compliance sign. People love to look like they are doing something. And the overlords love the sense of fear they create. Win win.
You do realise this is a comedian doing observational comedy and not a political commentary
@@krisdavies9514 well, Chas’s reply, especially the middle part- is damn funny and sarcastic, too.
Your skin is amazing, can you talk to us a bit about what you do to get good skin?
I don't ever wear one so the subtleties of wearing them is lost on me.
Russell is a good comedian....
It is strange to be debating a pointless piece of soft slavery attire...
He could've made the comment that the covid virus particle is 15 times smaller than the mesh gauge on a regular mask....
What do you call a discarded mask on the pavement?
Sheep droppings..
Those blue ones you can about get your finger down the side. Those masks used to have "not suitable for viruses" printed on the box. The simple solution to the current fraud that is Covid was to remove that wording from the box. Government are true statesmen, true statesmen I tell you.
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well said Tony
Best comment. It’s all virtue signalling
🤣🤣🤣
They don't work lol..
Thank you for keeping me sane during all this madness!
I just think its funny how people wear them full stop. Taking them off is the bizarre part
An excellent overview of the types of mask removers. Perfectly executed, I'm looking forward to Pt2. Bloody love it, keep em coming 🤣
Never worn a mask, never will.
Funny, but you got way too much time on your hands 🤣 merry Christmas russ thanks for entertaining through all these lockdowns
Cracking Russel! Cant wait for the next one always make me laugh 😂
I have long hair and 20 earrings so I try to take the mask off quickly but sometimes have to flick the hair out the way then gingerly take the loops off to avoid earring backs and that’s before you get glasses involved x
You are definitely allowed to take your time then, we don't want you ripping an ear off. 🤣❤
@@arianaajbeaverhausen8175 thank you x
Another one for you...the one where hearing aids flip out as you take your mask off - so you madly airgrab for them.
You forgot to tell people to break the earstrap, so it doesn't strangle any wildlife, down the track after it's been disposed of.
Unfortunately you have all been well and truly had, wearing a mask speaks volumes on the person you are you know what you are deep down, and I do genuinely feel for you as you do mean well, just remember that when you come to realise what you've done and what will probably happen to you in the very near future, Merry Christmas and good luck you will need it.
Pfttt masks
You forgot the double the elastic over the ears, to ensure it's tight as fuck against your already redcued breathing capacity
When he started on the didgeridoo stuff, I lost it 🤣
I loved the exit best 🤣 That face 😂
One of the many COVID-time banes of my life... When I take my mask off and the glasses come with it. I am always greatly surprised when this happens, as something as simple as putting a mask on and taking it off, should cause no drama at all. Grrr...
Stay safe,
Win :)
When i remove my mask i'm often wearing headphones, so my natural reaction to removing my mask is by grabbing the center of it and pulling from where my mouth is, instead of the strings, because it is so satisfying.
Is the 'tear off' performed by Darren?
What about the mask wearing whilst driving a car on your own hahaha
Stops em licking the windows!
Those people who says masks are useless would be the first to kick off if their surgeon started to operate without wearing one 🤣
Did the surgeon pull his mask out his arse pocket after using it for the last month. They rapidly do more harm than good.
Did the surgeon pull his mask out his arse pocket after using it for the last month. They rapidly do more harm than good.
I'm a hip hop hanger. Sometimes I forget it's there.
I love it when people remove them to sneeze, then put them back on in the supermarket, lol.
Oh gosh those people are grim.
Yep, guy did it at the rolls, I decided not to buy any, unless anyone knows how to clean bread...
Saw one a bit like that on the bus, pulled it down to cough then put it back.
You know you’ve been single for too long during a global pandemic when you get slightly turned on watching people remove their masks with one hand in one fluid motion 😂😂😂
So, you are OK with people choosing what they want to do. But, wearing a mask in a certain way pisses you off?
A little off topic...you look fabulous in that shirt.
You can’t be an alpha male with a mask 💯 🤣
Its great as a sleeping mask or blindfold... .. especially the black colour ones 😜
Iv seen a guy raise the mask and put spoon full of food in mouth, then lower mask to original position. Repeat around 40 times till meal was finished. Iv no idea what this style is called, but he had grace and confidence. Very impressive action whilst I waited for my flight from Stansted
For those of us who have never worn one…….why are we not dead?
I might be a drama remover,the holers get caught in arms of my glasses. Everything flies off! Lol
I like to call it the "Chin Hammock"
I just googled Russell Kanes age, I thought he was 10 years younger than that. I would not have guessed 46.
What is that blue cloth thing?
Some of us ladies remove the mask with same gusto we use to remove our bra at the end the day...free the twins...free the chins...
I think I’ve removed a tampon with more dignity.
😷 OMG! Their Playing Not3s Addison Lee!! 🤣
My favourite is the sad lone fuko driving a car with one on.. probably dealing or a kerb crawler.. who knows?
Brilliant!! Thats bang on!! Seen them all lool
You forgot the type that doesn't wear one on a train but puts it on when getting off the train.😂
😂 the train can cause confusion .
😂
Oh dear! I have been inadvertently doing the hip hop hang outside. Oh how embarrassing lol.
I be makin me look lyk dat fool, isn't it!
I do the hip hop hang most times 😂.
Me too! 🤣
Here in Scotland the hip hop hang is no good as the wind will take it in seconds. 💨😁❤
You look very young today.
Love the twirl
ok, so i do the hiphop hang and the alpha male removal :D........ thanks for the heads-up :P
Brilliant take on the freak show we are now living in
Thanks Russell today was when I realised I'm the chin and continue and the hip hop hang hahhahaha secure it with and headphone, it completes the outfit
Hahaha 😂 very good
This was so funny....yet true hehehehe :P
I've done the hip hop hang a few times, without intent of course
For the circular breathing to play the didge, you push air out of your mouth using your cheeks and lips, and at the same time breathing in through your nose when required. So that mask configuration still makes no sense at all.
Glad I don't wear one 😂😂
Haha "whapapapaow! I just took me mask off!!!
🤣🤣🤣 I'll have to stop tearing it now...
The old person trying to remove mask, get lost into the cloth and fear they've stepped into the beyond early and panic.
putting the mask on is always a production when you have a face full of furr. over the eyes, pull down to the chin, pinch the nose and hope you don't get cat whiskers stickin' out the side of your head
One year since my last mask.
Quit cold turkey.
Very proud of myself
The nose wipe mask removal is also interesting esp when it goes right back on the face.... Schplop!
And lets hear it for the fellas who can present the pressed up meat... Who can be bothered with a zipper when a fine and effective presentation will suffice
There's also the DJ. That's the mask hanging off one ear.
He's so right. Sick of people thinking just your mouth covered, nose out is fine. How is he 47 though?! 😁
The accuracy!
The funniest 1 Russell by a distance is anyone who wears 1 that FKN cracks me up
I didn't know this was a issue lol most important thing is to make sure they go in the bin after use
Might get ya lipstick on the mask Kane....
The hip hop hang 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Russell I see you working out with muscles
Thank you
I saw a yoof doing the hip-hop hang the other day, but then a gust of wind blew it off, and he had to chase it. He looked so embarrassed!
No bookings for him 2022
I don’t wear a mask and if I’m asked to I tell people I’m exempt ( which I legally am ). But occasionally you get the odd one who clearly find being exempt unacceptable. So. If your someone who is vaccinated, boosted, and a mask wearer. As yourself an honest question. What risk would my not wearing a mask pose to you?
"We are on the verge of global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order."
David Rockefeller-UN Business Conference 14/09/94.
That's why I don't wear a symbol of compliance, sorry I meant a mask.
I do hip hop hang sometimes 😂
Saw a guy yesterday the mask was on his head.. no lie on his friggin head. Also walking around manchester I have seen a woman walking around with about 50 mask on her belt hanging off.. all new ones just hanging there picking up god knows what. I also have a mate who grabs the front of his mask and just pulls it off.. like it owns him money.
The fashion wearing one. Germ in the air. Take one. And. Action. 🎬. And cut. That’s a wrap. Breathe again. Camera not filming. 😂
😂 I’m a off the nose masker as I have lizard holes 😆 four eyed people know why 😎
Exactly 😎
For me its when people remove them then gasp for air like they've just swam a width of the pool under water
You are the.best! I.am pissing myself
People still ware masks in their Alone lol crazy
I always do the hanging on one ear one
Too late left wing comedians, much too late. You are supposed to be rebels not observers of rebels.
Some women wear them as disposable knickers
I always see the nose one especially when you go into a shop and the person serving has there hooter out
I try and cover more of my face than necessary, and not wear my glasses, so I don't get recognised in public.
😳
Hahah I’m a chin masker😅😅
I thought it was a contraceptive! Don't ask me where I attached the loops.
It’s funny to support a cover up Russell
I'm exempt from face nappies thank fuck
You forgot the bandana wearers that look like they are going to rob the place...
i only gingerly remove because id rather not rip out all my piercings thoooo ehe
As far as I'm concerned I true alpha male would not be wearing a mask in the first place 😜
Thank fuck I don’t wear one