Things That You Can Say About Your Shoe But NOT Your Wife!? | Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- UK viewers can now watch full episodes of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' on Dave . .
. The gang Play scenes form a hat! And this time the audience thinks Wayne has gone too far?
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"I really like the feel, I just wish they were a different colour."
Ooooooh that's a winner !!!
You left so much room for the imagination. Well done.
"It's getting old, I need a new one"
If only I didn’t have to tie them up again and again
“Yes it’s store bought.”
They should invite Heather more, she's a good addition, good energy.
Could you tell me, who she is? She looks a lot like my friend and I'm amazed about it!
@@vejin9 She's an improv too, but from different show.
Agreed, she throws herself into it so much, her screaming at Wayne's inflated junk is horrifying lol
Ryan: "Hmmm these used to fit tighter!" 2:31 😂
Wayne: "He can say that?"
👞
What not to say after sleeping with someone:
“You’re better than my sister!”
Sweet Home Alabama
"Was what good?"
You’re still here?
or "You're better than my father"
Things that you can say about your shoe but not your partner:
"It feels like you have no sole"
Lines you wouldn't hear in a weight loss comercial
"Oh hi there, I'm Drew Carey"
Drew Carey have lost alot of weight though. He no longer has a beer belly.
"You'll be fat again in six months so we'll get your custom again and again!"
Was going to say exact same thing he lost alot of weight would actually be perfect.
I haven't seen him recently but I recall you could even see the weight loss in his face.
*They were getting worn out so I asked a friend if I could borrow his.*
GrandSupremeDaddyo *is the bold really necessary*
"it's an old one, I even discovered another whole on it"
"I will try on a few more then come back to this one"
"My feet won't go inside"
"I will just try it on the grass"
"I just use it at home I wouldn't go out with it"
Heather freaking out was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Then you haven't seen her mystical bever expression. Nothing beats that :)
@@LauWo oh I have...... Ryan got scared.... Haha
@@AR-iy7oy loved it xD
Heather is friggin adorable
yesssss🤗
which was also why it was soooo depressing when she spoke of having been through :( double mastectomies to try beat that cancer :'(
@@sailaab damn, i did not know about that
*+meowl meowl-gi ji* wikipedia.org/wiki/-ji
yes 😢😭 google.com/search?q=Heather+Anne+Campbell+Twitter+mastectomy+18+Feb+2019
i had been happy for her that she came out (she opened up about being Lesbian)
and then Nature.. Cosmos/God had to play its own games :'(
(i) just wish and pray she stays positive, healthy and comes out of it stronger ... with no relapses :(
🙃 _ /|\ _ 🙏 @@meowlmeowl-gi4925
Heather is the writer and producer for Rick And Morty.
You're fun for wearing around the house and stuff, but not something for fancy parties or meeting my parents.
_{{unties shoes after a long day}}_
ugghh are you sweaty and smelly or what¿
even the whole canister of deodouriser won't take YOUR stink away¡!
*_*things you 😆better not😆 say to your partner*_*
@@sailaab A bit too much. The partner may think you are joking.
*+Tyrant-Den* hehe yes I agree. that's likely possible
*points at foot* "This one's really beaten up, but that only shows I love it"
After 10 years with em, my soul is worn down considerably
Years later and Wayne Brady is still killing it 🤣
" Not that pretty, but cheap! And I can fit my leg up to my knee."
*I don't like the squelching noise when it gets too wet.*
Things you can say about your shoes but not your partner:
Ah man, got all wet inside.
You can definitely say that about your partner 😉
_{{unties shoes after a long day}}_
ugghh are you sweaty and smelly or what¿
even the whole canister of deodouriser won't take YOUR stink away¡!
*_*things you 😆better not😆 say to your partner*_*
@@sailaab lame
@@ervinfidelis747
'Better put some Odor Eaters up there.'
Weight loss comercial
" Oh hey! Didn't see you there. Just kidding"
Shoes
"Heel!"
"i wanted the mark product. But this one was so much cheaper"
3:24, when Wayne realize he is so far from anywhere near being the most candid
"Looks like it's time to get a new pair"
For the shoe/partner one, I would’ve said “I’m normally used to 6 inches”😂
I'd say "it worn out" ;]
Things you can say about your favorite pair of shoes but not your partner:
"Gosh I hate it when these get wet!"
Sometimes it's just nice to get home and slip into something comfortable?
Oh a kids size, my bad
Ben Sharpiro
This is the best improv show ever!!!!
"What do you know, this one is not tight any more"
Things you can say about your shoes but not your wife:
Why does it smell so bad? Didn't you just spray the inside yesterday?
"Ah! Enough room to wiggle my toes"
After a long day, you can finally untie them
"Where's the other one?"
Without using the exact same lines as have already been said in the comments section, although some similarities might be there:
"I can slip in to them any time I like".
"There's lots of room in them".
"100% genuine leather".
"I got them in a sale".
"Size 13 for over 40 years now"
"I always get excited when I get a new one".
"I need some new laces to properly tie them up again".
"I need some polish. They're not black enough".
"I know - they look real but they're nearly all plastic"
"I can feel my toes when I put them inside".
"Can you do these without a tongue?"
"Can you do these with a bigger tongue?"
"I've gone through 3 of these this year".
"I think they come from China".
"I've had lots of use out of this pair".
"Can I return them within 14 days if I change my mind?"
"I got them online".
"I got them by mail order".
"I don't like them too dirty in the bedroom"
"I don't like them being in the bedroom".
"I'm not sure they're my style anymore".
"I wouldn't be seen dead in them".
"They're in a pair".
"I'm still wearing them in".
"They're a bit big, to be honest"
"I threw one of these in a canal once just for fun".
"The shop I first saw these in recently closed down. I mean, I can get these anywhere but I miss that shop".
"They're cheaper than you think".
"They're second hand but quite comfy really".
"They've got this wonderful, soft, lining inside".
"I haven't seen them for years. I think the cat might have eat them actually".
"I like to chuck them over to the corner of the room after a hard day's work".
"They're a bit dog eared and distressed looking these days".
"Nobody ever really looks at mine".
"They're starting to smell a bit".
"I always give them a quick sniff when I get a new one".
"I rub this cream all over them at night so they don't age as quickly".
"They're losing their grip, to be honest with you".
"The best thing about them is I know I can drop heavy objects on them without any consequences to myself".
"They're specially designed for men".
"They're a limited edition, due to expire shortly".
"All the guys at work have already tried them out before so I just thought better late than never".
"I don't like the ones with soles that have memories".
"Do they feel a bit sticky to you?"
"I'm using the box to put most of my s%h?t in".
"They're perfect for me because I don't like ones that breathe".
"They're nothing to look at but they're a good workhorse".
"They only ever come covered in rubber".
"They're a wide fit".
"They're always in all good shoe shops".
"When I'm finished with them, I can chuck them in to landfill without harming the environment".
"They take a bit of getting used to".
" It's only been a hour and it's already worn out??? "
"Why is it worn out more on one side?"
"Aww, man, it's letting in water."
"Got 'em on eBay. They're worth more if they stay in the box."
"Oof, knew I shouldn't have picked that size"
"Hmm, bad idea to go with velcro"
"Alright, all tied up! Time to head out."
Things you can say about your shoes but not your partner:
I can't use it since I forgot to wax it.
Lines you wouldn't hear in a weight loss commercial.
"Do you like eating Sweets....................? 3 Piece Sweets by the look of you."
:|
"Oh my, why does it smell so bad?"
Wayne working on his Steve Harvey-level Pikachu face
It doesn't matter in which show I see here appear, everytime I hear it in my head: "there's no hope for you!". Hahahahaha
Lines you wouldn’t hear in a weight loss commercial
And your results, you just gained fifty pounds.
I love how Wayne Brady has some sort of morals but everyone else just DGAF
2:03 These are so old now, and so many holes.
OverWims Hmmmm. .... Do these come in black?
I love it when Aisha says something that causes Wayne to blue screen.
now what's a blue screen I wonder :-/
@@sailaab "The Blue Screen of Death indicates a system crash, in which the operating system has reached a critical condition where it can no longer operate safely".
Bad things to say when running for office:
YOU!YOU!YOU!&YOU! OUT!
Colin's mocking grin gives the delivery that little push to make it all the funnier.
Things you can say about your fav shoes but not your wife:
Mine does not have any soul.
About your shoes:
"Hey, hey. Take them off, leave them in the porch".
"Partner" . Not "wife" . Other than that: hilarious! 👍 ♥ "Texture..." 😂
Things you can say about your favourite shoes but not your partner :
Why does it smell like fish in there? 😆
both you and the girl has some problems if it smells like fish
Never thought I'd say this, but I miss Drew's laugh in the background! :P =(
Aisha: "A .. Ahaha AAaa.. Aaa.. AAAA ... AH... AAAAAA .a.ahaha AAaaa ... aa "
"This is too big"
i love how perfectly my foot fits in there
"Think I'm gonna need a shoehorn"
Can't believe nobody said it
For the weight loss commercial :
"Are you fat and ugly ? How about being just ugly ?"
Things you can say about shoes but not your wife
Used it once... blisters all over
Things you can say about your shoes but not your partner:
Wanna see my collection
“This was amazing.”
*hand puppet* I’m so glad you liked it.
Things you can say about your shoes but not your partner:
there's a little bit of grit in there
I can't believe Wade made that joke with Collin right there.
Why?
@@elisam.2593 Colin's daughter is a transwoman
@@IronMaidenFreak2007 Considering the "47%" joke, this episode came out shortly after 2012, so probably some time before his daughter.
I'm surprised that they didn't make a joke about that time when Ryan was wearing blue shoes
bring back narrate, i wanna hear colin say:
"You XY 25years ago!"
Heather gives me Freddy Highmore vibes.
Things you can say about your shoes but not your partner:
damn I wore a hole in the bottom
Shoes and not partner:
"Just laced it".
" Damn, I really love them, but the bottom is all worn out!"
"In the UK? Watch full length episodes here" - Doesn't work. Says the link is private.
The ones made for hard work are really sturdy but if you don't break them in, they will only give you blisters.
Lines you wouldn't hear in a weight loss commercial:" And if it doesn't work. Thats your own damn fault. We are all thin already. Something must be wrong with you."
U can say to a shoe 👟 U are not clean today Try saying that to your wife 😂
Things you can sayabout your favorite pair of shoes but not your partner
“Oh no, it’s too small”
*The problem is I struggle to fit even when I get the horn.*
Wild... it's been 7 years and I thought of that 47% thing too!
I didn't get that joke.
@@AUSSIETAIPAN When running for president, at a private event, Romney said that 47% of americans don't pay income taxes and would always vote for obama because they are dependant on welfare etc.
That was leaked and needless to say it did not help his campaign ;)
"I've had these for so long they barely got any sole left"
His face at the end :'D
I knew I recognised that blonde haired woman - she plays the teacher in the K&P "High on Potenuse" skit
"I know it's a bit worn out, but it feels good in it."
Why does Heather look so lost when they are going to their positions?
First appearance?
"The tongue keeps getting in the way."
"They're a bit lose, I guess I should get new ones..."
'My shoe has a soul'
"i got myself a new pair!, but the old ones are still in the closet, you know, just in case."
Goddamn that feels tighter than last time
*Thing you could say about your shoes but not your partner*:
Quite worn out for their age aren't they?
Waynes is truely outstanding.
Things you can say about your favorite pair of shoes but not your partner:
"Ohh damn it, I got a massive scuff in these.. Time to buff it out.."
How did Wayne not think "So, will you go back?"
Things that you can say about your shoe but not your partner:
"You look good when you're clean but your sole's wearing down"
Yea no, Heather, you can never suggest a brother is small and get away with it ;)
WOW finally a newer video that can be played in my country, I can like again ...
Bad things to say when running for office: "What.. I bankrupted the state.. It's no big deal.."
Things you can say about your shoes but not your wife:
God damnit, i got dog poo all over you again.
"God damn, this b*tch has no sole"
Finally. Some new clips. 🎉
Things you can say abt your shoes but not abt your partner.
"It squeaks too much!"
Mock the week intensifies
Things you can say about your shoes but not your partner:
you can't really put it in without protection
I think I've outgrown these two... Time to get a new pair
They said "partner" not "wife". You should fix that.
It can be about their husband too
@@AsphaItRogue They are referring to the title of the youtube video, it says "wife" instead of "partner"
Heather is so adorable.
It came with a discount