Astarion world domination era

When I say I want to take over the world and enslave hundreds of thousands of people I'm "exhibiting psyhopathic behaviors" and "scaring the hoes" but when Astarion does it he's hot? We truly live in a society

[@kiamaria331]

I can never talk to companions while they're all busted up like this, lol

[@rurukitty405]

My poor boi looks so bruised. I'll kiss it better.

[@Irixis]

The first time I played, I got the scene where he talks about drinking some animal blood (a bear, I think? Surely someone can correct me), and he looked like this.
I thought he had to really fight for his meal lmao. I was so worried. Like what beat you up? Just drink my blood XD no need to hunt.
Didnt realize it was bc he was low hp until I saw a video on it.
Also I love this scene. (Spoilers for different choice of dialogue below)
Especially bc I play good alligned tav and I was like: nope.
And he was like: youre so narrow minded
Lmfaooo
But he didnt disapprove!!
It was hilarious, I was cackling.

[@midnightbluefairy]

Why is his face like this? Did someone hurt my poor vamp 🥺🤬

[@Echo_ohc3]

That's his 1 hp face, he just needs some sleep :P