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Johnny is so cute when he was showing V how to use the phone he was just like 📞🙂

Loved spending the entire game analysing V's voice for similarities to Gaige, and then Cherami just went 100% Gaige for this one line.

This DLC made Cyberpunk 2077 a top game ever 1000%

I love Johny here

Type 8008

Omggggggg I love your role play!!

everyone can laugh, until you realise its the most secure way to get a com out. The Battlestar galactica used the same tech for a reason XP

“Who the fuck is this?!” Male V: *in thick wise guy tone* “Mistah Silvahand sends his regahds.” *hangs up* Johnny: told you, fuckin fun isn’t it? Male V: choom the guy’s gotta have what, the last standing landline in the fuckin state, let alone the country? And you had me give ‘em a mafia death threat from you? Johnny: thought it’d be funny, and if horses weren’t extinct I’d have had you track down his house and put a horse’s head in his bed just to get the message across. Male V: choom, you’ve been watching too many mobster movies. Johnny: well so-rry, when you’re a fuckin ghost in the machine stuck in the head of a Godfather and Goodfellas fanboy you don’t get a lot of options for entertainment. Pardon me for wanting to fuck with the gonk in a novel way, should’ve moved on from a phone that was popular in the 80s when he had the chance.

There's another level to this. Jonny asks for double cheese burger while big smoke's order from san andreas is written right there. Two number nines, one number nine large etc.

That fact that someone uploaded this, means, a lot of people think like me out there. I used this line all the time 😂

JUST USE A CELLPHONE.

yeah it does play like this with i7 7700HQ and 1050ti i went trough the same scene

One thing I hate is that V keeps being EF up by almost anyone. The Corpo Body guard who shove him on the ground, Max Tac and Reed pointing a gun on his liver. I know its part of the lore but it's kinda annoying. Sorry for ranting lol.

WHY do people play with motion blur on??? it looks so bad

Eww, female playthrough. Gay.

Me typing .bat after putting delete system32 in a text file (im about to destroy a school computer)

I like Fem V voice in English. I should try to play the game in English in my next play through

Imagine V trying to use the technology we have today in our real world. She'd probably get stumped trying to drive a stick shift car.

johnny having his boomer moment

I haven’t played 2077, but how does using a landline to call someone mean the person on that end has a landline too? You do know landlines can ring cell phones, right?

If you think a landline payphone in a cyberpunk game is stupid then you don't know much about the genre

If you call 911 it goes straight to hold

I was hoping it didn't work and Johnny would tease V since she didn't picking up the receiver before dialing

Its weird because modern phones exist in this world, im mean Wakako uses one, oh wait, she was probably born in the early 2000s huh.

"Its that easy" - Nintendo ds modder

Hey at least I'm not getting my call disconnected every 15 fucking minutes for no reason if I live near a cell tower

dumbass? you're pretty much a vintage antique collecting hobbyist at that point

That cute yellow phone resembles the ones you could still see in phone boxes in Poland untill like the 2010s, I think.

Probably one of the best examples of the "Used Future" concept in modern gaming. The phone is ancient even by some of our own standards yet still retains a futuristic (albeit crude) design.

What makes this more funny is that the landline doesn't even have an antique look, still somehow futuristic looking

Its not about the dumbass who still has a landline in 2077 its about the dumbass who still operates a landline in 2077

me watching the news seeing them say landlines in my country will be fundamentally extinct in the next few decades

I still use rotary. A phone is a phone..

I'm happy to see I wasn't the only one who found Johnny helping out with the 🤙 funny

My smart ass thought this would be V from Devil may cry. “Dante, we don’t have much time… a very powerful demon is about to resurrect.” “Who’s Dante?” “Wrong number”

Reed doesn't use pagers?

i love how aggressive the title is towards reed 😭

Fuck you, I'm gonna get a landline in 2077

"Dumbass"? I think you misspelled the only survivor of the AI war.

What mission is that??

The title 😂😂

Low tech is not dumb it’s smart in a world of advanced tech

Is this from the game?

That constant leather squeaking would drive me nuts.

Call 80085 and Johnny is disappointed

This is actualy realy smart like drug dealers using a old prepaid phone with a 2g network

Funny and weird that this particular phone still look like made in 2060-2077, judging by the numpad and design, since it's not like it came from 1980's with such visual design look.

When was johnny born ? Im born in 2004 and i think that people born in 2000-ish would know how to operate phones

More like the most smart man in 2077.

Dude, it’s 2024 and my mom still has her landline.