Tim Hawkins - Junk Drawer
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
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The dude can make a junk drawer into a hit song!! His genius is in the junk drawer too!!! The best of all time Timmy!!
"I hope that's a melted Tootsie Roll" hahahahahahahhahaha
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Junk drawers could have some kind of ancient artifact from an extinct civilization lol
They could be an ancient artifact from an extinct civilization 😂
Don't they all? 😊✌️
Dang! That Gameboy cartridge. That's from a lost civilization for sure! Simpler times.
So funny, so relatable.
Love this song. He's got mean skills with the guitar.
That's all he's got? Musta just moved in! Let me tell you about a REAL junk drawer, that would be a 20 minute long song!
And just ONE junk drawer? Yeah, he hasn't lived there long. I'm up to 3; kitchen, hall closet, and my desk. 😂
Well he did move in the last few years (I listen to his podcast).
i love when your own songs make you laugh! hahahaha
When i was really young, my grandparents had a whole junk room plus a junk drawer in the kitchen 😂
Hey, my parents did too! A full junk room and a couple junk drawers!
I believe my grandparents took it up a notch. They have two small junk sheds a 2 story junk shed, and also, a junk attic.
Specifically the kitchen junk drawer 😂
The only reason I don’t have a junk drawer is because I’m THAT disorganized xD
Sell that Gameboy cartridge!! 😂
Right! It has more dust than the sands of Egypt.😂😂😂
I love Tim Hawkins comedy, he is so funny! :)
We've got like six of them. 3 in the kitchen and 3 in the bureau in the foyer. My wife is a hoarder what can I say...
@timcotrell9753, I think most families have one. Mine is my Beloved Joe, I'm a bit of a packrat, but I think seeing his closet, truck and room(I had to move out of the bedroom 😂) converted me!
All I can say is "yes and amen!"😅
Tim, this is brilliant. At least I know it's not just me (or my parents).🤣
So so talented we gotta clone him or something!!!
Tim Hawkins is just too good and funny 😄
😂 Why is all of that so trueeeeee!??!?!?
bread ties and ketchup packs. He's been in my kitchen!
Nailed it again Tim❤😂
I hadn’t heard that one before! Too funny! And too relatable!
What did he say at 1:33 after remote control? lol I missed the joke.
I hope that’s a melted tootsie roll 😂
I’m just looking in my junk drawer right when this song came on 😂😂
We’ve all got one. Lol
Most realistic song I ever heard😂😂
Awesome 😂!
No one is talking about how this song is Dueling Banjos with lyrics. On a first listen, I didn’t notice until he got to the end.
We once had a junk drawer that was haunted.😊
A poltergeist to give a tour... in your junk drawer?
@@mosart7025 small tour... No snack bar. 😊 Always intriguing.
@@duaneburris7ate9 😱 if your junk drawer has some candy that would come in very handy. (I was hoping to rythme like Tim, but I'm not near as good as him.)
Wait, a GameBoy memory card? That could be worth something!
You are a cool dude love you skits. 🙏🏼👍🏻🇺🇸
everything
No tennis racket strings for me 😊. I draw the line there 🤪
@@karinecarde1254 No tennis strings?! How could you live without tennis?? 🤪
Heeeeelarious and teaux true!
Brilliant 😂
Such truth. Haha
You rock
Nice! :)
😂😂😂
Why won't this work in YT Music, Mr. Hawkins? Please toggle the switch so it plays in my playlist.
The ketchup packets are in the fridge.
Hi Tim. Do you do essential oils Tim
Whatever essential oils Chick-fil-A is using? Yeah. I’m using those!
When you have ADHD every drawer is a junk drawer.
Hmm... I was the 666th like on this video. I'm trying to decide if I should take it back. Quick, somebody else like it please!
Whew! Thanks for bailing me out, whoever that was!
Lyrics:
Canadian coins and a birthday candle An Allen wrench and a suitcase handle Fourteen pens that don't work A new notecard and a button from a shirt An old antenna, rubber band, and a knob from an unknown door In the junk drawer They're in the kitchen junk drawer You know I'm a'wishin' I knew where all of this a'came from Or what we need it for Pictures of children we don't know Coupons to places we don't go And collars from old pets That ain't alive no more In the junk drawer Twisty ties and ketchup packets A broken string from a tennis racket Outlet covers, batteries And ticket stubs from Chuck E. Cheese An old cordless phone And an old phoneless cord
In the junk drawer They're in the kitchen junk drawer You know I'm a'wishin' I knew where all of this a'came from Or what we need it for Keys to a car we sold last year A red beer koozie and we don't drink beer And a friendship bracelet from somebody I don't like no more In the junk drawer G.I. Joes and Barbie parts Milk jug rings and Nerf gun darts A garage door opener remote control I hope that's a melted Tootsie Roll An airplane made of balsa wood "Don't throw it out! It's still good!" But I'd like to throw it all in the fire And then we could make s'mores From the junk drawer They're in the kitchen junk drawer You know I'm a'wishin Well, there's a gameboy memory card from 1994 Post-It notes, an AC adapter Super glue and Grandma's clapper An empty roll of duct tape And a rotten apple core In the junk drawer
In the junk drawer
Figured others like myself would like to be able to read along with him :)
Where's this full routine?!
10-15 years late my friend
10-15 years late my friend