Rich and Mike's The Rise of Skywalker Predictions Video
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2019
- A little late to the game? NO! We've got until December to pointlessly speculate on the last of the "Skywalker saga" films!!! Mike has a crazy plot prediction and Rich has some ideas on how Palpatine can come back. Enjoy, friends!!
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The writer of Batman v. Superman and Justice League got another job? No one's ever really gone...
Nice to see you here
Lmao I think he has an academy award writing Argo which is probably why he has credibility even after that fuck up
@@movieracket1726 I wonder how much of Batman V Superman and Justice League you can actually blame him for. The Justice League we got was a heavily re-written and re-worked version and Batman V Superman I think suffered more from Zak Snyder having way too much control of what made it into the final cut.
@@wiseguymotionpictures1416 That's what I was thinking honestly
@@movieracket1726 Justice League I don't know about but Batman V Superman I'm sure has a good movie hidden in it somewhere.
It will be revealed that both Rey's parents were named Martha
Just a single, simple word such as "both" can add so much to a joke sometimes.
They'll make it more Star Warsy by naming them 'Tha Mar' or something though.
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
@@Jack-yx5wf SAAAVVEE MARFAAA!
Virgin birth confirmed!!!
Next time you guys should release your predictions video much much sooner so they have enough time to steal your ideas and reshoot the whole film
I'm legitimately concerned that Mike's Horrible Time Travel Plot might have been a better choice.
HellecticMojo it absolutely would have been. I agree.
That's not how you "subvert expectations".
I think they did. Some predictions were actually accurate.
:/
At 34:55, Rich accurately predicted, almost word for word, the line: "Somehow, Palpatine returned".
Damn. Never noticed this. Good catch!
Aced it!
Haha
That's why he makes the big bucks
actually not because it was not the same Palpatine like in the original trilogy.. they implied that the Palpatine we grow up with was just clone of the new introduce Palpatine.. yea so is wrapped in extra layer of stupid.
Palpatine survives the deathstar destruction by climbing inside a 50s fridge.
Hockeymaskbob lmfao 🤣🤣 this is the funniest comment
I picture im doing so while cackling evilly.
Kylo: “You’re the Emperor?”
Palpatine: “Part time.”
This comment made me ugly laugh
Best comment thread ever rofl
Boba Fett's grandson reveals that 'Mandalorian' is actually 'Man DeLorean', so everyone climbs inside him to travel back to 1985
I don't know if this is the dumbest or most brilliant comment I've read
@@KevinBaird It's both.
Lol!
OMG why didn't Mike think of that?!
And it can only be pronounced in a Jamaican accent
"He's very good at pacing". Biggest prediction miss.
Unpopular opinion but I like fast pacing and enjoyed this movie's super fast pacing.
@@BrittonFilmmaker It's okay to be wrong and have bad taste.
@@msmslatinclass4959 Liking fast movies is not bad taste. That's just taste, like how I described it.
@@BrittonFilmmaker Refer to RLMs video on TROS as to why you have a low IQ.
@@BrittonFilmmaker a movie being super fast naturally puts a limiting cap on what the story can actually convey. This makes it an objectively bad method of story telling.
Good news: RLM was wrong about the plot.
Bad news: You're gonna wish they weren't.
They had some good ideas, but I guess it was more important to.... you know.
Meet expectations.
Say what you want, all of you know deep in your little nerd hearts how angry time travel would have made you.
@@andreweasterly3825 who are you
@@andreweasterly3825 If it meant erasing the ST then I would be ok with it.
I predict it will be about family.
Ur3anAd1sh it’s family macdonalds chicken-a mac nuggats
AT-ST! AT-ST! AT-ST!
I hope it breaks new ground.
That's what will be so *powerful* about it.
Other than the deep themes of family, at the heart of the movie...ladies and gentleman...is teamwork.
If only Disney could afford the script writers of Space Cop...
chentiangemalc I hear those hack frauds are ‘busy’ with other stuff.
@@beezy5628 Personal films. No one will ever see them.
Party’s over kids. The clown...has arrived.
Space Cop : You know what I miss most about the future?
Detective Ted Cooper : What's that?
Space Cop : Hot dogs
@Piotr Orchowski you illiterate bastard couldn't recognize art if it kicked you in the face
It still BLOWS my mind that there was no plan. How do you spend 4 billion dollars and then just wing it?
Because Star Wars = $$$ and why waste time and effort making a cohesive, engaging plot with good characters over 3 movies when you can LITERALLY shoot anything with Star Wars in the title and it will make the same amount - billions?
Asshats buy it. Embarrassing franchise.
@@shwaig1 glad that blew up in disney's ugly mug.
@@shwaig1 Because now the franchise is dying and people are losing interest. Rise of Skywalker didn’t do that well in theaters
As long as they made their money back, it was a good investment.
IF ONLY we got a time travel ewok-palpatine story. IF ONLY.
I like to imagine how some of their possible theories can almost come close to hitting the mark when it comes to star wars giving the previous times they got some of the things right.
All I can say is that it was better than The Last Jedi, but I definitely wouldn't pay to see it. I saw it for free, so I don't feel too bad about seeing it. Lol
@@JoshuaCBrown same here. Won't spoil anything, but the movie is best experienced when you know the spoilers. Not only does it help with the pace, it helps you brace for impact when the unbelievable sith hits the fan.
@@grproteus The filmmakers were throwing shit at the fan instead of the wall it was supposed to stick on.
@ugaaa5 I can imagine. I've read the leaks and knew that the leaks were true, so I was able to "brace for impact" in the absurd moments and appreciate the less absurd ones. It's the second worst SW movie, but it is far better than TLJ imho.
I desperately want the time travel plot to be real because if Star Wars is gonna be bad, I want it to be as bad as it possibly can be.
Everyone loves a car wreck
Im with you, I couldnt care less about star wars anymore I want an epic wreck!
Jay "but that was schlock"
Mike>"I love schlock"
@@beadelf8158 "some men just want to see the world burn, mr wayne"
This is when a DeLorean crashes through the tie fighter Rey jumps over and then Doc Brown hops out with old man Ben Kinobi and Young Anikan to train Rey.
I've started to subvert Disney's expectations by not watching these movies anymore.
Fuck you
@@davidkippy101 Please do, when are you coming over?
@@SerHenkan tonight at 7:30
You and I both.
@@silenthiller Sure, top of world trade center, September 11, 2001
"This story is gonna be awful." ~Rich Evans. Nothing truer has ever been spoken.
@@tomerohanabentzvi9866 It was more than awful.
@@tomerohanabentzvi9866 As someone who liked the film more than the previous two... yes, the story was awful.
He undersold it
There was a story?
"This movie is gonna be awful." There was no story anyway.
This made me almost wish we got the horrible time travel plot...
They might have had it. They did A LOT of reshooting evident by Adam Driver's constantly disappearing and reappearing facial scar in different scenes and using loads of unused Force Awakens and Last jedi scenes .... Its just a disastrous mess...
If they were gonna go out on a low note they should have at least had the decency to go all the way
@@MrHendrix17 a low note - like the brown note? How embarrassing
How crazy is it that they made their predictions deliberately bad to keep with expectation for the film, and their BAD ideas were better than what got put on screen? Just two dudes that make (successful) youtube videos, not even trying mind you, were able to outperform the writers of a multimillion dollar film from a multibillion dollar franchise.
We did in the Star Wars Lego Holiday Special...
Mike's time travel theory is DISGUSTINGLY POSSIBLE thanks to Star wars rebels introducing Time travel
Yeah, i love that the jedi order just had a time machine lying around and didn’t do anything with it
If they would acknowledge SW Rebels, the "Hyper space ramming" in The last Jedi wouldnt happened because the Remnant would deployed an "Interdictor-class stardestroyer" which would prevent any ship in it's artificial gravity well range to go into hyper space in the first place.
What, is that a thing now? I entertained the idea because it sounds re-damn-fucking-ridiculous but Disney could actually go in that direction? ... This is so tiresome.
@@Pokkuti Dude, if they acknowledged ANY of the original or current EU, there are so many ways TLJ would have played out better. Not just the Interdictors.
@@gustavrider5561 They did it to write themselves out of a corner in which they teased Ooba Jooba's death. ( I forget her actual name, Anakin's apprentice in clone wars.)
I think it was something with jedi and sith Holocrons being used in tandem, idk. I lost interest sometime in the middle of season 2 but I thought her dying at Vader's hand would be a neat thing to do but since the mindless fanboys love her so much they brought her back with Ezra using time travel with Palpatine's help.
And, yes, it was as dumb as it sounds.
Force Awakens: Redo the past
Last Jedi: kill the past
Rise of Skywalker: return to the past
Stealing This
TFA: Tropes played straight
TLJ : Tropes deconstructed
TRoS: Tropes reconstructed
Back to the past, Samurai Jack
Wa-cha!
Star Wars is becoming The Legend of Zelda . . .
However, at least Zelda is still good . . .
*P E R F E C T I ON*
Luke wakes up, leans over to Mara jade, and says he had a nightmare
Mara Jade turns over and goes "Meesa name Jar Jar Binks!" in a high pitched voice.
Luke screams and wakes up for real. He's 19, he's in his room on Tattooine and today he's going to Toshi station to get some power converters.
@@du6167 The movie ends, then after a long credits sequence, the post-credit scene is just Lucas and Abrams pointing at the audience while Darth Maul does cartwheels in the background and swinging 20 lightsabers.
White People Then Anakin wakes up next to Padme who is about 9 months pregnant. He decides to kill Palpatine instead of Mace Windu. He leaves behind the Jedi and dedicates himself to being a stay at home dad while Padme remains a Senator.
Mike Stubz 1989 “That’s crazy George, make it a movie saga!”
Think about it, it could work, and still be Canon in the fact that if everything that happens in the third trilogy reflects what happens in the first trilogy, then, in the sense, that's reflecting what happened in Luke's life, therefore, could be a dream, therefore, he could be married to Mara jade,therefore, this theory could happen.
I like how they're like "It would be really stupid if they did *another* big space laser"
But what about *5000* of them?
That's five k of stupidity
Brilliant, take all of Disney's money!
I just got the worst idea that Shmi is actually Rey from the future...
Please no. That would be so fucking stupid, it's gonna happen.
You're not the only one.
That is SO messed up
Rey and Kylo hook up and Rey becomes pregnant, she goes on to give birth to Anakin Skywalker
From the very first promo shots of Rey in TFA I thought she looked like Shmi...
"That's terrible."
"It's gonna be terrible."
"That's gonna be terrible."
"It's gonna be terrible."
"That's gonna be terrible."
Not many people will get this Lucas/Spielberg deep cut.
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!!!!
In the minds of....
I clapped
Episode 1 Behind the Scenes
EVERY ACCURATE STATEMENT
7:17
12:41
18:12
28:29
29:12
29:50
31:46
32:37 except they’re not Ewoks
33:46 not exactly but pretty much
34:26
34:55
You're a legend
Their Half In The Bag review would be hilarious 😂
You forgot about the thieves's den 10:17
i love you for those timestamps
leofreaking I thought about it but it wasn’t quite that, I mean it was a regular town on which Poe’s old spice gang lives or something, but it isn’t a criminal town
Rich saying this will be the least accurate prediction video followed by him saying “somehow, inexplicably, palpating Returned” feels more like prophecy than comedy
I'll say this, if Rey turns out to be a Skywalker, Kylo impregnates her, and then she goes back in time to become Shmi and give birth to Anakin, Disney will have officially crafted the funniest incest story in all of existence.
Nah, Rey will shack up with Finn in the end after rejecting Kylo
I will pay money for that to happen!
You might be in luck. The TV writers of Game of Thrones are making the next Star Wars trilogy.
Auggh.
It would make the infinite mirror images scene in the dark side pit make sense.
There's no way Darth Vader's mom was named Shmi
*googles*
Well alright then
All this talk about Palpatine being alive as a charred half-corpse makes me wonder if the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center is still active.
Their HQ on Coruscant got blowed up, but luckily they franchised all the way to the Outer Rim, so anyone clear across the galaxy can get cybernetically enhanced at affordable prices. The First Order were smarting for cash after losing the biggest superweapon ever, so they turned to a place they knew they could get a good deal.
They were defunded by Medicare.
Maybe the Emperor's laugh is the PA sound at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center
In his memory
The fact that rich could not remember the name of the last jedi, is pretty telling on how much this saga will be remembered
Boy Einstein holy shit. Facts.
Oh...oh it will be remembered
@@JJvideoman for all the wrong reasons
I've been calling it the last rian johnson film
Still better than the prequels
Here's where they were wrong in their predictions. They assumed JJ Abrams would have ideas.
Well tbf he does have ideas . He does not have the capacity to follow thru with them
He did but they got thrown out by Rian Johnson.
Um say what you will about thr clusterfuck that was ROS but it had ideas actually way too many and they weren't great but if you pulled out a few of them and gave it to a competent film maker it could have worked
@@homelessjesse9453 And? Nothing is orignal. Even the OT is not orignal. The most thing was to have a unifying vision for the ST. SW's biggest strength is also it's weakness. Because it is so beloved, everyone has different interpretations of it. There had to be someone making these films. Personally I'm okay with Palpatine coming back because it ties to the overall saga and I like the idea that Rey was a Palpatine (which was something JJ wanted since 2014/2015.)
@@homelessjesse9453 And on top of that Daisy Ridley and people in the entertainment industry like Kamran Pasha said that JJ had treatments for 8 and 9
Star Wars 8: The Last Jedi
Star Wars 9: Okay fine there's more Jedi
Star Wars 10: And wouldn't you know it, some Sith too!
Star wars 12 : Lando fucks more droids
10: Mary Sue unleashed
Snar Wors: The last of the lastest Jedi that is last
XIII, I mean XIV, I mean.. oh sod it time to do a full reboot!
Half a year from now:
*Scientist man explains time travel in Episode 9*
Abrams quoted as saying they totally asked a guy if this would break Star Wars and that guy said it was fine.
When will they explain time travel in Avengers Endgame?
@@arditeider2812 So you are talking about a movie with super powered people fighting against a guy who has magic space rocks that make half the people in the universe disappear and bring them back. But the time travel is a deal breaker for you because it wasn't explained properly???
I miss Scientist Man.
@@tcsmit29 at what point did he make the claim that it was a deal breaker?
Who knew that that bottomless shaft Vader threw Palpatine into had a massive trampoline at the bottom of it?
I can't overstate how much more interesting this is than the real thing
Which is really sad when you consider this a worst-case-scenario theorization vid
The Rise of Skywalker is now shifting into frantic re-shoots and edits to subvert RLM's expectations.
Oh so I'm guessing D&D are co-writing now?
Or they are doing frantic reshoots to match the script that RLM came up with because its infinitely better
@@neonwallacewells7818 they would never let those hacks have star wars
@Paul Houde Bruh, you look creepy.
“Damn it, how did they know about time travel”.
Ep 7: “mystery boxes!”
Ep 8: “subverts expectations” and “not for the fans”
Ep 9: “f*** it”
Unknown episode 7 WASNT FOR THE FANS EITHER
Gaming on a Mac Mini Well, technically it was supposed to be “for the fans” with nostalgia bait. Otherwise, Disney wouldn’t have any movies after that. The whole “not for the fans” comment was bc in a Ruin Roundhead Johnson + Mark Hamill stage interview, Mark said that he disagreed with everything Ruin did and Ruin justified that by saying that TLJ is “not for the fans.”
That just about says it all doesnt it
Family
Rick's slowly realisation of this is hilarious, look this time spam reactions:
1. 19:09 He laughs of the ridiculous theory
2. 20:44 Starts to panic realising that is possible
3. 22:47 Accept that painful realisation
fuck it!
@@tgd02 "Fuck you Rick Berman"
21:09 "So you're saying they fucked it up so bad they have to go back in time'
He starts out laughing at the absurdity of it, but by the end of the sentence the chilling possibility that he is right has set in.
Aaaand boom, character arc right there. Too bad actual professionals cant do this simple thing. >.
MY NAMES
NOT
RIIIIIIIIIICK
Zorra Bliss is the Star Wars equivalent of a porn star's name.
Zorra means fox in Spanish and in México whores are often called foxes or zorras
@@KronnangDunn not only in Mexico.
@@KronnangDunn yeah in England alot of sex workers go by vixen (female fox)
@@Krazy4Becky Yeah of course. Zorry.... I forgot... they are also called like that in Spain.
I can't wait to not see this movie and watch RLM's review of it instead.
Jackass Chicken 🤣🤣 me too
That's what I do since Rogue One which wasn't bad but I waited for their review and just downloaded it months later. REFUSE to see TLJ or the Solo movie and this one.
Added silly prediction to theirs
the Emperor POSSESSES KYLO's BODY and LUKE POSSESSES RAY's!! Emperor & Luke fight again on the DEATH STAR!! Return of Jedi REBOOTIES!
@@klyanadkmorr Solo wasn't half bad, probably the best of all the new SW movies. It suffered from the TLJ backlash and over-saturation of Star Wars.
Jackass Chicken
Rise of Skywalker will be the worst thing since Plinkett’s son
Maybe RLM will travel back in time and have a young 80 year old Plinkett do a review!
He will be really confused because it will before he saw any other Star wars movie because they haven't come out yet...
Apparently you can watch a video, enjoy it, and then come away being completely depressed. Who knew?
legit wow. Welcome to red letter media lol
Plinkett knew.
So, you expected something else from Star Wars still, than just more fodder for the RLM guys?
Like the shame of masturbation, knowing that time and attention could have been spent improving your life instead of sliding you and everyone who watched it deeper into degeneracy and complacency?
This video broke new ground...very cool.
“Are you serious? This Movie is gonna be fucking terrible.” - Rich Evans, Prophet
The fact that they actually did the corpse Palpatine thing is incredible. Wish they also did the Ewok death cult thing too, just to make RLM extra right.
just watched it on free to air - who's to say the robed followers weren't evil ewoks ? it was so darkly shot it was hard to tell.
@@tma2001 could’ve easily been the Ewoks, or all of Palpatine’s clones, or a bunch of Luuuke clones.
@@tma2001 amyhe they were mini clorians
"Writer of Batman V Superman and Justice League"
Oh my Goooooooooooooooood.
He killed those movies! And now hes gonna kill me! Oh my Gooooooooooood!
@@Ryfinius Nah. I loved BvS. Justice League was shit, but that's thanks to WB butchering the movie and relying on that hack Whedon.
@@The_Fat_Fury I liked parts of BvS but I get why people make jokes about "Martha" and such. Still a Bad-ass fight in the warehouse.
@@The_Fat_Fury Batman v Superman did suck. But, I liked the extended edition more, because it fixed a lot of the plot holes and the overall plot was a bit easier to understand with Lois Lane's side plot not feeling completely pointless.
ITS GONNA BREAK NEW GROUUUNNNNDDDD!!!!!!
The Last Jedi: "Let the past die. Kill it if you have to."
The Rise of Skywalker: "Bring the past back. Solder it if you have to."
Abrams: "Soy Wars is often disappointing. And now it can be whatever i want."
How Do I Make A Username? NOT TRUE TFA RUINED STAR WARS!!!!!
^ This guy obviously hasn't seen the prequels
@@HowDoIMakeAUsername Did the prequels make the entire OT redundant? Did the prequels ignore years of established lore? Did the prequels tarnish characters we know and love? Did the prequels not remain consistent within themselves? Did the prequels force identity politics into the franchise?
I won't deny that the prequels are terrible movies, but they did not fundamentally ruin Star Wars. In fact, I'd argue they gave new life to the franchise, expanding it, and allowing it to be enjoyed by a new generation of fans. The prequels themselves might be poor (I still love them), but you're forgetting they were the catalysts for some of the greatest Star Wars merchandise we've had in years (two phenomenal TV series, tons of great video games, books, Lego sets, comics, and lore).
Can the same be said about the sequels? What have they added or contributed to the universe that serves a purpose in the greater story? The ST has not only divided the fanbase far more than the prequels ever did, but effectively made the OT pointless to fit their garbage narrative.
@@swaggasaurus4837
>Did the prequels make the entire OT redundant?
No, but the OT made the prequels redudant. There is no tension is you always know what's going to happen
>Did the prequels ignore years of established lore?
Yes, ever heard of midiclorians?
>Did the prequels tarnish characters we know and love?
They ruined Darth Vader.
>Did the prequels not remain consistent within themselves?
They were consistently shitty and disappointing, I'll give you that much.
Star Wars should've ended in the fucking 80s. Fuck this awful, bland and uninspired brand.
I love how they are intentionally trying to guess the most shitty awful ideas and they were still better than what we got.
"This movie's gonna be awful"
Nailed your first prediction out the gate, Richtrodonus strikes again!
I get that this is supposed to be a pun on that famous historical predictor guy, but his name is written Nostradamus (not Nostrodonus).
You know, Quasimodo predicted all this
@@Marescio I would like to imagine that Nostradamus predicted that no one cares about your reply.
This movie is gonna be awful -Rich Evans
Somebody put that in a trailer
This movie gave me Aaaiiiiiiids. -Rich Evans.
I’ll quote George Lucas “It’s gonna be great”
Time travel is Canon in Star Wars ( for example in the rebels show but also in the vader comics) . Horrible. Probably happening
@@Rodan16 I mean thats a given lol
Erik ripley
This movie will be more terrible than you can possibly imagine.
GO SEE IT NOW.
That wash of terror when you realize Mike is most likely absolutely right about time travel.
Anyone else get a chill down their spine
this may be why Daisy Ridley said recently IX will answer everything which likely means time travel to fix all the plot holes. Of course it won't but it'll be enough for Disney shill critics to hail it as doing such
I've already given up on this franchise, but I'd see it just for how batshit it would be.
Time travel in Star Wars was set up in the Rebels cartoon show. In the Season Four episode of Rebels, "The World Between Worlds," Jedi Ezra Bridger discovered a portal at a Jedi Temple which transported him to a realm and he saw many doorways and heard whispers of dialogue from various points in the saga, dating back to The Phantom Menace and extending to The Force Awakens.
So yeah, this time travel shit is happening
@@OdaVenom god damnit. It's also why mas kanada said the lightsaber story was for another TIME
Dubbing Poe’s love interest as “the female boba fett” is an underrated prediction from this video
"Chris Terrio"
"it's going to be awful"
Rich hits it dead on.
In Episode 9 the Emperor is reassembled at a secret branch of the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.
Is Dr Ball, MD, going to be the robot that rebuilds him?
But, due to budgetary restrictions it took 40 years
They better resolve Chewbacca's story-arc. Is he Rey's Father? Is he possessed by Yoda's force-ghost.
I'd watch a Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center sitcom where Palpatine gets increasingly more and more frustrated with how diffcult it is to save money on woodoo hide expenses.
“What if the desert planet was actually endor after the environmental destruction from the explosion of the death star?”
Rich, you’re being too smart for Disney Star Wars.
that's a really cool idea I hope it's true but they will definitely not do that
I’m pretty sure they’ve explicitly denied the Endor Apocalypse theory at some point. At the time they didn’t want to make a Pyrrhic victory out of Return. But I guess all bets are off at this point.
@Stripey Arse I'd give my left arm for an Ewok/Mad Max crossover, and SO WOULD YOU.
Like he was with his parsec theory during the Solo movie predictions?
I mean a destroyed death star would definitely fuck Endor up so bad there wouldn't be any ewoks soon, though.
34:54 Rich: "I think decimated, barely alive corpse-like Palpatine survived, somehow inexplicably."
The actual movie: "Somehow, Palpatine returned."
I kind of wish Luke would have actually returned with his real hand, and had a dumb callback with "You probably didn't recognize me because of the real arm."
Let’s just go full Metal Gear Solid 2 and have an alt timeline where Luke did kill Kylo and grafted his hand on to his arm. Eventually the hand takes over Luke’s personality. Instead of nano machines it’s midiclorians. Instead of the Patriots it’s the Sith.
"This will be our least accurate prediction video"
"This movie is gonna be terrible"
No, you pretty much nailed it
I'm just wondering how JJ Abrams is going to put lens flares in a comic book.
A completely white panel
Doubled glossed pages, and a mandatory page light. everywhere
just take a photo of a lens flare and enjoy your reference material.
@Manuel Castanon Agreed. Started in the nineties.
He's going to dig inside his mystery box, recovering the foil from a '93 Turok cover and some of Stan Lee's pomade to craft those lens flares.
I can see the ending already. Rey wakes up in her bed, confused. She walks through a strange house and bumps into Luke. "Rey, my daughter, you're gonna be late for Jedi school! Your boyfriend's already outside!" She looks out the window and there's Finn in a leather jacket sitting on the hood of a hovercraft Mustang. On the way they bump into Leia and Han driving a good geeky Kylo to school. They almost drive over old Mr. Snoke who shakes his cane at the pesky kids and walks back to his shitty old house. And then they all go to Dex's Diner and live happily ever after.
At least I can ironically enjoy that type of horrible fan fiction level writing, instead of the current fan fiction level writing we have.
You forgot to mention principal Palatine and superintendent Plagues.
LOL 🤣
@@CeroAshura
Palpatine stands in front of the door to the Death Star core which is going crazy:
Snoke: Good lord what is going on in there!?
Palpatine: Uuuuuhhh, Aurora Borealis?
I wish. I've had dreams with more logic than this Trilogy.
I’m not even excited for Star Wars anymore, I’m just excited to see how right Mike and Rich were this time.
TLJ was so bad it made me feel the same. no star wars excitment
Disney gave up on R2D2 cuz ol’ George retained the merch rights to that character.
Actually?
True?
Finn Haverkamp Yup thats why the new trilogy just has rehashed versions of old characters, cos if they use the old ones George gets a higher percentage of the revenew.
No, it's because Jar Jar Abrams couldn't change 25% of R2D2 and still keep him as R2D2 so he could get his royalties like he could with red armed CP30 or square antenna Falcon...lol
That explains a lot.
I love Rich's panicked expression as he slowly realises he can't refute the time travel theory
Oh God me neither, it's better than the essays I've come up with.
Time travel does exist in Star Wars in Rebels
@@jacobodom8401 Can you please remind me where in Rebels did that happen?
@@Mithrantirs s4e13 when ezra saves ahsoka
Look this time spam reactions:
1. 19:09 He laughs of the ridiculous theory
2. 20:44 Starts to panic realising that is possible
3. 22:47 Accept that painful realisation
That moment when Rich pauses and realises... they may really do the horrible time travel story
It's happening to me to.. The more I think about it..... They planned to wreck Luke's character in the last movie so they could redeem him through time travel in this one. They purposefully did not leave open a future story like Ren/Kylo ruling together because their plan is to go back in time. "The Rise of Skywalker" title definitely fits with time travel.... Shmi is Rey's decedent.
The more I think about it, the more I feel like that's what's going to happen.
In the EU, they had Jedi send their conciousness back in time...sooo.
@@kanimara FUCK DUDE. If they close the loop with Rey going back in time and being anakin's grandmother, Ill shit bricks
They actually introduced time travel in Rebels, the animated series
@William Burns Yep. And it was used to bring someone from a past event to the future. So you can just bring whoever you want back to life. It's sad
SPOILER
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While it wasn't Ewoks, you guys CALLED a Palpatine worship cult as well as Kylo Ren sacrificing himself.
Very accurate observation at the end about Zorri. Who cares what they do, just make them look cool.
I like how, in retrospect, we can see that Mike's "crazy time travel prediction" was a case of giving Abrams/Disney TOO MUCH credit. They couldn't even be asked to put in the effort of pulling something like that out of their ass(es) to make the story work with the other movies. No, that would be too much effort. They couldn't be bothered enough to even try.
no, it’s just a funny video where they make up a bad plot that’s different from the actual bad plot but is equally as bad
“Is that a joke?”
“No.”
“This movie’s going to be terrible.”
Rob Goc his face when he hears who the writers is just hilarious. His disappointment is as clear of the sky.
MaxReboMan 357 It’s simply Rich Evans at his finest.
Terrio is also an oscar winning screenwriter who wrote Argo
Here's my prediction for Episode 9, I see myself in the near future and other people at the box office buying movie tickets to see any other film that isn't Episode 9.
“It’s beautiful” - Rian Johnson
When Mike first brings up time travel: "Ha ha good joke Mike"
When Mike details why he thinks so, and it makes sense: "Oh dear god"
Jacob Tafoya I just.....sigh....fuck it at this point...it was unsalvageable by Disney any way....
When the J.J. Abrams machine reaction is "Fuck it"
@@Junuman1 If Disney was run by adults with anything resembling balls they'd just scrap the current trilogy, admit they fucked up, remove Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson from all future projects and either restart/remake episode 7 or scrap the concept all together and jump back to the old republic era and never look back.
They don't have the balls to admit their mistakes so they are doomed to repeat them until they are forced to shelve star wars or make it so unrecognizable as to only be star wars in name alone. (personally i believe they will continue to do the latter)
If it has time travel based on the scene of the crashed deathstar, idk how they have stills of Kylo Ren fighting on the wreckage later. Doesn't fit perfectly, but maybe they hocked it all together somehow.
Otherwise a lot of the stuff he pointed out is pretty scarily accurate.
It makes sense as Disney desperately want to use the branding and iconography to pump out a constant stream of merchandise/money but are constantly shackled to those original films. Time travel would let them do what ever crazy thing they want while picking and choosing what to use and what to discard.
I cannot wait for the scene where Palpatine has to explain how he survived. I cannot wait for the bullshit
It's simple - he had Batwoman's cape, which is immune to explosions!!!!!!!!
"The force wills it"
" you cannot understand something beyond your powers, its destiny that brought me back, power of force shapes everything, vague bullshit monologue number 25415..., etc"
@@LedPESRule this is the worst part about it, to me. Vader was absolutely useless, and him being the macdaddy of force equipped fighters would have you assume that he was smart and strong enough to kill Palpatine, but nope. He died because he is a moron, apparently
@@Enkabard Dammit that's exactly what he's gonna say
That awkward moment when the actual movie is even worse than their predictions.
Movie was awesome. Critic reviews and audience reviews are flipped from how they turned out during TLJ on Rotten Tomatoes.
NKWTI why was it awesome bro
@@NKWTI no
@@anshkaushik7920 Ep9 was shockingly terrible. I was speechless in the theater at how bad and incoherent it was.
@@NKWTI Do you still believe it was awesome, you dumb fuck?
The biggest subversion of expectations ever would be if they actually made a good movie
At this point, I'm hoping for "Okay".
Itll be cool if this movie is better than Last Jedi and Solo
I'm afraid that's not an option
JadeEyes1 Thats too high, maybe a “ehh” or “ugh”
Impossible
I like how the video gradually goes from "Let's analyze the facts, in the trailer there's X, Y, and Z" to "EWOKS REBUILT PALPATINE"
They had to give their brains a break from all the horrible stupid with some lighthearted, fun stupid.
When I saw ewoks worshiping Palpatine I CLAPPED
I clapped when I saw the DEATH STAR!
Let's be honest. Evil Palpatine worshiping Ewoks is the best possible hope for the Star Wars franchise.
I would give up my entire life savings to see that film.
Who’s back here to see how much rlm got right and or close roo
Me! Lol
I'll never know unless someone tells me. I'm never going to watch this movie.
Roo indeed.
@@Draconyx13 😂 ha I'm not even gonna correct it. I was until I saw your reply. Thanks!
After seeing a few reviews, I'm wishing we saw the movie these guys wrote here.
That’s generally how it works with RLM.
Prediction: Everyone thinks Palpatine is behind it all, but it's actually Rem Lezar.
3rd Act plot twist: Rem Lazar was Darth Plaguis the wise.
After all he is the true mastermind behind 9/11.
OOOHHH
MYYYY
GOOOOOD!!!!!
It's spelled Lezar, you insolent heretic.
@@juliendacoolien3454 Fixed it, I guess my spell check wouldn't recognize the name of a made up child mole- I mean superhero.
I just love that nervous, concerned look Rich has on his face when Mike is explaining his time travel theory. Like, "Oh, no, you might be right."
My face too 😱
If there is time travel darth Vader is gonna talk to Kylo and make him good.
I think the only hope star wars has is if they go down the Fast and Furious route and just make stupidly hilarious movies. Fuck it, do time travel. Just go full on stupid.
I also looked like that, the madman might be right, it's going to be even worse than we all thought it would be...
I did the same. I assumed above all it would be a treasure hunt plot to find the magic MacGuffin that will save the remaining rebels. That is pure vacuous JJ in a nutshell... Then add the need to reboot and connect to the other stories they have planned and here we are. The first half is a treasure hunt (adds in lots of unconnected locations and new characters for the merch department) and then they find the time travel "power" that allows them to reset the franchise and churn out shit for another 20 years.
"Never go full JJ..."
The most accurate prediction of all time at 7:17
I love how he’s never just rich. He’s always rich Evans
Royalty needs to be addressed with their full title
Mike is 100% right. We're getting time travel. It will be awful.
It’s gonna happen it already got set up In one of the shitty tv shows. It’s 100 percent gonna happen
Come on Disney, you already had time travel in Endgame, allow the superior movie to have time travel
If we were getting time travel then Rian would've done it. But we aren't so you can rest your sad,angry fanboy head now.
Time travel brought Endgame down imo, and that was a film with great setup by the previous movies.
GoodToGo Amen!
I predict there will be 3 simultaneous battles going on in the third act with jarring cuts between them.
Gotta have jarring cuts, how else will I feel like I’m being thrown around a tie fighter that’s getting eaten by a rancor
It's not a real fight if the camera isn't moving like you threw it in a clothes dryer.
@@brianu2229 ... with new camera angle each 2 sec.
... and 2849 lens flares !
Every scene is so dense.
The shape Mike's mouth makes when he does the Palpatine voice is... just magic
The Ewok Death Cult is literally the most cool thing. G'damn that would've been good.
Kylo is his own great grandfather, he impregnates Rey who then goes by Shmi (or whatever) and gives birth to Anakin. Rise of Skywalker, it's never ending. Its like poetry.
That'd be some Futurama shit going on!
LOL
I thought the exact same thing lol. Shmi and Rey have similar features too
Oh dear God no.
No even more effed up. Ray goes back in time and somehow becomes her own father! Because "F*** It!"
rey gets pregnant by kylo and goes back in time to become shmee skywalker.
edit from 12/20/19: I wish I was right
nothing makes people feel better than knowing the protagonist of the story will be enslaved and eventually raped to death by ara...i mean sand people.
That's erotic and disturbing at the same time.
Well, I've heard enough. BURN DOWN DISNEY!!! CANCER MOUSE!!
Brilliant! What if Chewbacca is really Rey's Father and Chewie becomes possessed by the ghost of Yoda? That would at least be hilarious. I know I'm not paying to see this shit.
"There was no father."
2023 and im back watching this video cause its so funny and sad in a same times 😅
It's worse.
Pedro Covas 🤦♂️
LOL! I read this comment in Han Solo's voice (from the original trilogy), you know, the films that don't suck.
"Star Wars will never end."
Truest and saddest statement ever.
Ep 9 is the last SW ever
Stop The Madness
They’ve already got another trilogy in the works.
@@MrMetalforever5. Dear lord, they do?! Jeez, what the fuck is next? 40 years later, and Rey is out there, old and crusty, talking about letting the Jedi die to some new protagonist.
It'll go past beating the dead horse to grinding the horse's bones to fine dust.
In fact Star Wars ended with episode 6....
TLJ message to fans: Let the past die!
Episode 9 first teaser: The Emperor is back!
Episode 9: The Emperor's new Groove Baby!!!
That was Kylo's idea. You know, the fucking BAD GUY.
TLJ Kylo: "the Sith, the Jedi... let the past die."
Episode 9 Kylo: "So here's this red Sith Stormtrooper"
Actual movie:
The villain, Kylo Ren, is the person who says "let the past die". He is wrong, and fails at everything. you are not supposed to look up to Kylo Ren.
Instead, all the Heroes accept their past to become better people. Rey accepts her abandonment and commits to the light side, Luke accepts his legend and saves everyone, Poe accepts his mistakes and becomes a leader, etc.
The movie makes a question "how do we deal with our mistakes from the past?"
If you think Kylo had the answer, you didn't pay attention.
@@francocarrizosparosvich4638
I'd say Kylo is half - right but his thinking is over - simplified.
*Plinkett Voice* "Palpatine was behind it all! For real this time!"
literally
Mike's stupid theory would have been much better than what we actually got...
His only mistake was assuming that Lucasfilm cares about continuity. He thought the contradictions were clues but they were just mistakes.
no it wouldn’t lol what does that even mean. they purposely come up with a story that is equally horrible to what we got
I predict Luke will come back with spaceship hands and throw a Sun at Palpatine.
GordonFearman I want THAT movie
Too Japanese. Won't play well at the Chinese box office.
Wonderful 101!
Please let this happen!
I think all your commenters didn't watch their Discovery Season 2 recap. I did. Good throwback.
Luke will return, formed from the gruesome remnants of acetone-melted Star Wars figures.
I always thought Emil survived Robocop.
It was all a ritual to bring Luke back... We just didn't know
Luke is gonna look like Bio-Broly
So no Luke the White.
I think there is an endemic problem in Hollywood that im going to call the death of the screenwriter. Every director thinks they have the Spielberg or Nolan ability to write the screenplay/script, or rewrite it. Every. Single. One. JJ Abrams should not be writing these movies. Zac Snyder should not be writing movies. They are visual directors, they can make something look AMAZING! Snyder has not written a single movie of his thats actually good (300, watchmen) and Abrams has not once written anything of merit.
Everyone thinks they can be a writer, they cant. Its like the end of Rattatoui... Not everyone can be a writer, a anyone can be a writer. Sure... sometimes the least likely of people are good or great writers, but it turns out most directors cant write a screen play. And it also turns out that most screen writers in Hollywood cant write a god damned screen play either. Also, JK Rowling cant write a screen play and she should stick to writing books, they are not the same thing. Productions, studios, they need to start hiring screen writers to write and rewrite their films again. They need to stop buying screenplays, then bringing in their own in house hacks, or producers, or allowing the director to write it. Not everyone is Spielberg. Fucking George Lucas wasnt Spielberg!
They just explained Spielberg couldn't write and didn't write.
It is endemic, and as old as Hollywood itself. Raymond Chandler observed in 1945:
"To me the interesting point about Hollywood's writers of talent is not how few or how many they are, but how little of worth their talent is allowed to achieve. Interesting-but hardly unexpected, once you accept the premise that writers are employed to write screenplays on the theory that, being writers, they have a particular gift and training for the job, and are then prevented from doing it with any independence or finality whatsoever, on the theory that, being merely writers, they know nothing about making pictures, and of course if they don't know how to make pictures, they couldn't possibly know how to write them. It takes a producer to tell them that."
Mike's impersonation of Palps is FANTASTIC-and even more impressive for a yank. It's one of the best I've heard.
“It’s like a funeral, you know it’s dead”
more like meeting your ex to sign the divorce papers
Going to this movie is like going to an autopsy: you know it's dead, and nothing's gonna' change that, but you gotta' go to find out what killed it...or _who_ killed it.
Wait...
Ewok Death Cult is unironically the best possible conclusion for this franchise. Please make it happen JJ. I'm begging you.
I think I finally decided on a name for my band. XD
"best possible conclusion " Conclusion. That would be great..last scene at the end of Star Wars Episode MMXXII. Everything is destroyed. All of civilization is in shambles. Ship wreckage floating everywhere. Screen goes dark and slowly chanting singing fades in and Evil Dead camera style we rush through the woods and confront the Dead Palpatine and Ewok cult.
In JJ we trust
The way Rich says "BBY" with so much sarcasm gives me life
this is like a therapy before going into a colossal disaster
Please dont PAY to see this
The Death Star had a green laser. Starkiller Base had a red laser. We ain’t done a blue laser yet.
Do all of the beam colors have a special meaning that applies to the personalities of all the crew members of these technological terrors?
We haven't gotten that mass effect ending yet.
We may not have had a blue laser, but we did get our blue sky beam
Rainbow laser disney do love a good pander plus they can always censor it for the chinese 👍
If this movie has Time Travel, Luke the White, and Satanic Palpatine worshiping Ewoks, I will lose my damn mind with fits of laughter, lol.
I'm 100% confident Luke the white and some aspects of Satanic Palpatine are gonna be there, it's the only thing they haven't done yet.
Also Rey will be revealed as Palpy's daughter mark my words.
Do you think Marty Mcfly is going to show up to save the day?
It would be better than that travesty of the last jedi.
@@Teremei if they make the delorean the new falcon I'll go see this movie
Honestly I could totally see the time travel forcably inserting the new characters into the old movies being the case given the track record
Ray going back in time to get lukes lightsaber is a less dumb idea than the real explanation where it came from.
I'm just waiting for the Plinkett review of this movie.
we gotta wait for Picard first
The rebuilding of the helmet is totally within character for Emperor Palpatine. You saw how much he nickel and dimed Darth Vader's suit. You know how expensive new helmets are? You better hot glue that shit together.
BrokamaGay that woodo hide costs too damn much
And now the Emperor Palpatine Reconstructive Surgery Center is shut down, he can’t even fix his body.
Let's hope it can be fitted to randomly beep for no reason!
Apparently Palpatine purposefully made Vaders suit completely shitty on purpose just to keep him constantly pissed off and on edge all the time, even down to his loud breath was made to annoy him.
So I wouldn't be surprised if the Helmet has a few new features to it, like one sharp piece of metal that ever so sliiiightly digs into the back Kylos skull, or the breathing parts some times just don't work for several seconds at random.
Riko Wolfin I sometimes forget that fact. Just as you said, he deliberately made Vader’s suit cumbersome, uncomfortable and noisy so that Vader would always be irritable and unfocused. Easier to control Vader that way, and is a great attack dog. Plus the constant anger keeps his sith powers strong.
And Vader was too clouded by that anger to see that his suit was deliberately keeping him subjugated.
JJ Abrams "We can't change the Last Jedi but we can diminish the effects of it"
"...Fuck it, let's change it"
"...And make it even more irrelevant."
Titanfall it’s stylistically designed to be that way
Well, technically Avengers: Endgame didn't change the past neither.
Rich did not predict that he would be wearing the same shirt 5 months later.
Everybody else did though.
WOW
oh boy I'm excited to hear them tear it apart in a few days