Playing Darkest Dungeon is a Very Calming Experience
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- Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025
- It is time for another portion of failure, stupidity, missclicks rng being a bastard and general foolery handpicked from Darkest Dungeon let's play episodes.
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Since it popped up before. How about you guys also share your funniest or silly moments from this game?
I just lost hald of my team and had to abandon quest in Champion Weald, because that giant guy kept 1 shotting my heroes from full hp ( 60 crit dmg and the sort) and death's door made them so inaccurate that nobody was able to hit the Vertigo afterwards... suffice to say I ragequitted and haven't played since lol
Dániel Ferenczi Same thing happened to me. It was on my second battle in the Weald. My. Second. Battle.
Fortunately I don't run into that type of monster that often, but it's probaby the most punshing one to encounter on champion difficulty, and the Weald also the worst map to prepare for as it doesn't have one specific type of monsters that characterize it. ( Ruins has unholy, Warrens is predominantly beast, and the cove is mostly eldritch or some eldritch hybrid, but the weald literally has it all)
My Leper was 0 HP , so I tried to heal him with my occultist . . . And guess what ? He just killed him ! x) That fucking 0 hp healing and a bleeding , which killed my level 6 Leper , I was so sad x) In the middle of an expedition in the Darkest Dungeon himself !
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The 0 hp heal plus bleed - Occultist best healer confirmed
Indeed. On the other hand... when you equip him with healing trinkets and he crits, you get the best time of your life :D
XerxesVault you don't really want to pack him up with too many healing though because if he rolls low, it is gonna be low despite the increased % and if you roll high, it is just overkill. In my experience you want to play him against eldritch most of the time, and equip him with damage, maybe dodge. He is really good at nuking the back lines with his tentacles if his damage is stacked especially against Eldritch.
Artemis 'Stormrunner' Sader Bring Flagalant with you next time.
0 hp CRIT bleed.
the occultist that heals 0... bleeds... and gets my ppl killed. goes ALONE into the darkest dungeon. never to be heard from again. even if the option to rez him comes up. a fitting punishment.
0hp cured "Ooooooof course, and the bleed! and bleed!". Bleeds. "YEEEEEEEES!!!!".
Haha!! What can I say. Darkest Dungeon changed me.
It's not the meme unless you get both.
never let the crazy person disarm a trap, because they gonna disarm it with their face
I lost it
huh thats why flagellant has zero chance of trap disarming
Can we please turn that fishman into a meme?
Hell yes! :D
his only job is to protec
but he only attac
Just started watching. I expect this video to solely contain Leper misses.
“Haha! I dodge your accusations... Now vomit.”
XD
Here is my beautiful moment:
Have a specific hero with max virtue chance (no Enui or other infection reducing virtue chance), he gets afflicted.
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.
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12 quests in a row, and the time he does, he dies.
Daaaamn! RNG can be a bitch sometimes!
Reminds me of literally all the antiquarians who work for me. Some of the LEAST virtuous bitches ever.
Silly moments? Occultist getting my f-ing party killed after failing to heal 5 times in a row.
With trinkets.
Usefull hint: when people with quirks open curious on their own, you can jump in and right-click a needed item for that curio while they showing their dialoge. That will apply the item to curio anyway.
Interesting... I'll have to test it out :D
They removed that bug, or feature, in another patch.
I am on week 23 on my 3rd save file. My heroes have hit 100 stress about 16 times total. I have gotten an affliction 16 times total.
Also, I had been packing laudannum in missions for 6 weeks straight. The one time I forget to buy some, 2 madmen show up and afflict 2 of my party members.
Sometimes luck in this game is nonexistent.
Fishman gets no sympathy from me. Spends the whole fight shielding everyone but the Siren until after my Jester uses solo to set up the kill next turn.
Pelagic Guardian's resolve is tested!
Wow you really bully that fishmen what have he done to ya he only wanted sum friends you took all their lives. :I
I am an evil person ;)
Arent we all? Now. Come, unto your maker... Fulfill your destiny!
There was a time Dismas got killed by Vvulf, came back from the dead, and killed Vvulf.
And one time I found the Scroll in some random crate, at about 100 light... apparently that can happen.
Bro literally just used an Uno Reverse Card
My arbalast was paranoid and marked my tank at the beggining of a battle with those mushroom people.
Ok, those are some really hilarious moments. Gotta love that crying fishman who fails to save his allies every time and the trap magnet Crusader who walks into every spike. XD
Awesome. Glad that you liked it :D
Any time. Hopefully there'll be a part 3 at some point. :D
I always seem to do worse when its all bright, and better in the dark. I call hax.
2:12
8-16 hero dmg range
enemy has 17 hp
"OH GODDAMN IT HE HAS 1 FUCKING HP LEFT!"
no shit
It's the psychological effect. In this case dealing less damage would feel better than leaving the enemy on 1 hp. ;)
7:44 "the yips" oooh :(
Honestly like I realized it's easier to get rid of bad quirks like that early on so it doesn't cost a lot... but then someone told me about the event you can get from the weald that gives you free sanitarium. ha ha.
seriously though, the yips is one of the worst.
I didn't know this game could have funny moments. Every moment for me is full of stress.
I'm sure that you'd be able to find some funny moments if you looked back at your gameplay :D I personally laugh at some strange occurrences in the game, my saltiness and ineptitude :D
*Bulwark Cries*
those dog dodges are the game in a nutshell
Why is it that no one ever arms their lepers with ACC trinkets?
I have a moment to add from my latest modded run. I was doing CC #1, the boss was gone, but I had lost an occultist, and was out of food. I still believed I could make it 3 tiles without bad stuff happening. Tile 1: Nothing Tile 2: Hunger check sending my musketeer to death's door. Tile 3: Trap killing my musketeer. Need I say more?
Ouch! Painful!
XerxesVault Yeah, whoever says fortune favors the bold has never played Darkest Dungeon.
R.I.P. Octopus Dude
For some reason that first joke really made me laugh
Awesome. I am glad you liked it :D
That map was ridiculous lol
Poor fish protecc boi
he couldn't save a corpses
14:18 I felt this too
Yesss! Better than the first one :D keep it up
Thanks man! :D
This channel needs way more subscribers
Thanks! And thank you for watching!
XerxesVault No problem bro
1:10
"Jesus Christ has entered the chat"
05:06 I thought something disconnected just now
Why?
here is the answer 11:47
5:22 9/11 we remember
13:02 thaats the combo
I'm kind of pissed that you missed those secret rooms.
That makes two of us ;)
Some nice moments XD
My best moment: first Veteren dungeon, kill Necromancer. Entire dungeon was a cake walk. Rest in room before boss. Get ambushed. About 4-5 rounds straight my Hellion got hit by literally every attack and was killed.
maybe if his team composition wasn't TRASH then he wouldn't be suffering
13:00..C-C-C-ombo breaker
outro song?
Plain Truth by Gunnar Olsen
3:15 song?
Smoked Kielbasa Polka by Doug Maxwell/Jimmy Fontanez it's in the youtube library :D
@@XerxesVault ty :D
The dogs bring nimble Is an analogy for how the doggo meme refuses to die
10:41 you just cheered when your dude got spiked. I think you may need a break from this game man
I had a break for nearly a year :D
XerxesVault resolve was tested...he got maspchistic obviously :P
Basically highwayman camping skill?
Did I miss something?
Is the antiquarian actually not a shit character anymore?
I mean... I came back to the game yesterday and this "stealth" mechanic was added for some dumb reason I cant really understand as it feels incredibly unnecessary
I have not played DD in a while, but she had her uses. You're saying that she has some new things? Hmm maybe it's time to return to the game :D I use to use her with man at arms to boost the team's dodge stat to some ridiculous levels. This dodge tactic worked pretty well instead of healing (at least on apprentice and veteran difficulties)
+XerxesVault Actually I asked because I was seeing you use her in the video, wich was surprising for me because as far as I knew she was a really shitty character
I figured out after getting one and using her, it's because she makes a shitton of gold
Also, yeah, the dodge is nice
I had 105 on a houndmaster yesterday and was funny to see him dodge absolutely everything
It is extremely satisfying. Especially after dealing with the madman too many times. I learned to like the Antiquarian. I could find some interesting teams combinations using her. She obviously is just a support character. I wouldn't use her on champion or darkest difficulty (other than the siren's bait)
I felt that
this video proves exactly why you shouldn't play leper lol
Haha Indeed, unless you equip him with accuracy boosting trinkets, but TBH there are better choices
yeah, he can only reach the first 2 ranks with his attacks and doesn't have any way to help his teammates (stun, guard, heal,stress heal) the only thing worth mentioning is that he can mark himself if I remember correctly
He can clear corpses as well
61 FUCKING DAMAGES ?!! WTF xD
Gotta love them crits :D
Everyone love crits :D ! . . . Except when it heals 2 hp with an occultist ;_;
missed not one but 2 secret rooms?
Wouldn't surprise me :P
ha ha, I'm sure everyone has a lilith. mine is a female occultist though (mods) I also have a descendant of crowley (she throws cats and stuff, a bit weird). ha ha.
Spiders wipe my team is max dungeons from time to time. Not a lot I can do I guess 😢
Yep they are nasty bastards. Every time I meet them I AOE their asses :P
First rule of Darkest. Never bring the leaper. 2nd rule of Darkest, you will naturally do 1 damage to low unless you are running damage items. Even then it only lowers the chance of leaving them 1 health left is 50% instead of the always will happen %
3rd rule. Odds are never in your favor! :D
Unless you know what your doing*
Indeed. At least most of the time :D
4th rule. Pelagic guardian only guards those, who will die because of DOT's.
bollarks :D
Please notify Mariam webster to change the definition of "funny" to mildy cringy and uncessing usage of the word "bloody".
No te entendí un carajo pero me dio risa tú voz
Why so many dislikes?
I guess people can't handle the amount of failure in the video ;)
dude, this game could be disappointing sometimes
Mate pls clicbaits dont get you anywhere. Renamed your video for Darkest Dungeon, the normal ordinary things thx.
0:49 matrix wolf
Is he British or Russian?
Who is?
you because you roll your r's and like stuff at 0:19 vs the beginning
I'm neither. But I spent some time in UK so I picked the accent up (at least some of it)
No mean to hate, but your excessive use of the torch triggers me
It's a habit of mine after getting screwed over by the game :D
Outro song?
Far Away by MK2 it's in the creator's library.