Reacting To The Worst Dating Profiles
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- Опубликовано: 18 апр 2023
- Today, we're looking at some online dating profile red flags and combining them to make the worst profile ever! GMM # 2369
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rhett describing too many emojis as “with it” and “playful” is THE MOST dad thing he’s ever said
"How do you do, fellow kids?" - Rhett, basically.
@@grabble7605HAHAHAH tht was the greatest interpretation
Links "God. Country. Doritos" really made me laugh 😂
I briefly considered changing my Insta bio to it 😂
SWIPE LEFT! How about instead, "Internet cults. Other countries in current military conflict with us. Whole grains and leafy greens."
I have seent it on them apps. I have seent this very thing. Lmao
Time stamp?
@@KlueTran 10:06
Rhett, it's never the first or second most attractive person in the group photo. They give you false hope to make you scroll through their profile, and it's always a let down.
Exactly, because if they were the first or second most attractive person they wouldn’t post a group photo
They have to put an attractive friend to trick a swipe and it’s just sad at that rate like Omg
Yeah it’s one thing to post a group photo at the END of your photos, but not as your profile pic lmao
I don’t mind a group photo if It’s a second or third photo. But not the first. That’s a no go.
It's always the ugliest one dude. Always
Rhett's reaction to 'I'm not sure what to put here' was TOO GOOD 😂
That was always my reaction too hahaha
But i dont know what to put there...
Ehhhh
I feel the same way about that. Bleh. Lol!
I cracked up at his reaction!
For the picture I was just waiting for the option of “photo holding a fish you seemingly caught and is proud of”
That’s exactly what I was thinking💀💀
Or an animal you hunted.
It's just so weird lol
I'm slightly concerned that a bunch of the Mythical writers actually have profile pictures of themselves holding fish and think it's a good dating app picture. I can't imagine any other reason why that wouldn't have been an option.
💀💀😭
I know, I was so shocked to not see that as an option 😂
I saw this tweet that said the reason why so many guys have pictures of themselves holding a fish is because it's one of the few times anyone ever takes a picture of them lol
Or with deer, ducks, etc they’ve shot.
That's the best explanation I've heard so far! It's also kind of sad.
''If we would have won, it would have been suspicious'' -Rhett, always thinking ahead
Nice PFP
What if its a double charade? Lost on purpose ya know
Rhett: "you see us as founders." 😂 He was so hurt that the mythical beast chose influencers/content creators.
IMO content creators are okay but influencers are a no for me
I'd be hurt too. Like, aren't these people supposed to be ny FANS???
This was an amazing idea for a game show! Rhett and Link are such dads sometimes
Nice profile picture 💪💪✈️✈️✈️✈️
@@ZachWilsonsMomsFriend great minds think alike 💯
Sometimes? They are literally dads
@@_Dwarkinonly sometimes they’re dads 😂
@@marah3298 that's not how it works 😂
Rhett: "I really hope you don't see us as influencers."
Stevie:' "Let's move on to something you're both really good at."
Rhett: "Talking about things we think you should be interested in."
Stevie (Internally): "Yes, influencing."
The thing about the photo with too many people in it is, some people literally only use group pictures for their profile photos. If you can’t tell who the person is, most people swipe left.
While Rhett & Link are content creators I would describe them as comedians and the founders of Mythical Entertainment.
And they're extremely successful content creators. They're not just some nobody claiming to be one.
@@JuiceBoxScottexactly
this is the correct answer
YESSS
Also, people can like content creators and not want to date them. I think the implied "you're going to have to take photos of me constantly in public" is part of why it's such a turn of in the context of online dating.
The more Rhett said “I’m a founder” the more he sounded like he founded a cult
Stevie: “okay moving on…”
Link: *passionate rant about the answer*
Stevie: “Okay not moving on”
12:07
I love this show 😂
The dynamic works so well. I’m sure they pay Stevie a hefty amount and never want her to leave! We all love her.
The fan favs are lucky! They will probably keep their jobs for the entirety of this show! (Not that they wouldn’t without being liked lol)
All my fav RUclipsrs usually stop filming eventually. These guys are going strong. So curious to know how many more years if that we have with them! 😢
Wait timestamp? I Watched the whole video and must have missed it
God, country, DORITOS.
The holy trinity of America 😭😭😭
Something tells me Emily's dating life may have inspired this episode
I had the exact same thought when they said "crew experience"
Also would explain the brass knuckles in her purse.
I’d 100% listen/ watch a podcast about her dating life. 😂
As a zillenial, I immediately knew they wouldn't understand that we don't spend more than one second to look at a pic so that's why we'll swipe left on a group pic
Thank you for that helpful term, I never know what to call myself since I was born right in the middle. Zillenial. I like it. My younger sister just calls me a young millennial because I don't understand anything gen Z like slang and fashion and stuff.
I swiped left the moment you said "Zillenial"
I’m proud to have guessed that without ever downloading a dating app 😂
Rhett's embarrassment at his own Rodney Dangerfield impression was hilarious. He couldn't even look up at the camera for a minute😅
Wait when was that? I must have missed it
@@ran_d_d same, what's the timecode
@@ran_d_d 18:06
@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 18:06
@@milog6880 bahahahahha didn't clock it
one of the biggest red flags in online dating for me are the people who are "digital nomads," or "digitally traveling" and change their set locations to US cities. The second I see it or something along those lines, I move on. Like, cool you're in the philippines or brazil or wherever . . . please don't pretend to live in SF if you aren't actually here.
basically catfishing
@Elise MA yeah exactly!
I've never even heard about this, wtf? What's the point?
@@WilhelmWilderScammers
Tell me about it. Every time I see an Asian woman on Facebook Dating... there are pictures of ski slopes, expensive dinners, maybe a shot of a hotel balcony, and I'm thinking "exactly how many of these are found in my state?" (None is the answer). And she will sometimes have her face obscured or turned from the camera, too. It's like a profile made up entirely of red flags.
The groan from the crew when Rhett said "I'm a founder." Haha
can we now do The Best Dating Profile Ever, so we can learn something useful.....
Yes please
Right? 😂
It’s pretty useful to know things people don’t like.
@@AvatarIroh I doubt not learning something was really the point in this original comment. Lol
Someone seems lonely. ❤️❤️❤️
@@Waterpassion no one was talking to you smoothbrain.
Okay, but if they made a dating app for Mythical Beasts.. I would 100% use it. 🤣
That’s what I said!! 😄
Same 👀
Hahahahha
Many would I’m sure
Same
i think the issue with seeing 'influencer/content creator' isnt that people wouldn't date them, but there's so many people who quit their job or put it all on the line to be creators and have like 2 followers and will put it on their profile as their end all be all (or for clout lmao so people look them up before swiping)
Rhett and Link are Internet personalities. That is all there is to say about it
No. They are internetainers.
@Thinking Outside The Jar(of PB) They're fine with that, they just don't like being lumped together with influencer.
@@corinnebutler3353 yes. comedian interenetainers.
@@AverageRUclipsr76Yes they are but that’s not the same as influencers
@Thinking Outside The Jar(of PB) that’s not a thing
I am going to say this, the reason why influencer / content creator was chosen, is because they consider 100 views on a video on tik tok a content creator.. I know of a lot of people who claim to be youtubers or streamers or content creators and they have 100 followers.. Either that, or they could consider content creator as something like OnlyFans.
Yeah, when I see content creator I think OF
For the influencer/content creator one I feel like they should have been seperate options, I would've only picked that one for the influencer part
Nah, they're the same thing. The only people who don't think that are coping content creators who don't want to admit that they're basically leeches.
@@Livestick42 This is a bit reductive. There are plenty of content creators that aren't leeches of either their fanbase or other people's content.
@@TsengFayt Yeah I agree. There would be a huge difference between someone like Addison Rae and someone making like welding tutorials or something lmao
@@Wertys Do RUclipsrs who make useful and informative videos call themselves "content creators" though?
@@RubyDoobieScoo If they are creating content yes. That's literally what a content creator does? Lol
Their outfits are so cozy today.
i put something about gmm in my dating profile and that’s how i met my current boyfriend, haha thanks rhett and link!
"i hope you guys dont see us as Influencers"
Stevie : Queue Product placement for our brand. xD
anyone else jealous of rhett and link not knowing anything about this pain and not having to deal with it at all.............
I knew every answer 😢 they are so lucky to have absolutely no idea what dating these days is like
goofy ahh comment
It's a cold world
I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS WITH MY FRIENDS BECAUSE IT MAKES IT FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS YELLING ABOUT MUNDANE THINGS.
I always assume when someone types in all caps, they have no idea that it means yelling.
@@robin5973 yeah haha idk. It's always used for excitement in my circles
My boyfriend is obsessed with movies and practically 50% of any given conversation is him using obscure movie quotes 😂
My condolences
"ex-"... I'm sure you meant to say "ex-boyfriend". It's okay, I got you. 👍👍👍 (Honestly, the "obscure" movie quotes is the nail in the coffin. He sticks with obscure quotes because he thinks it makes him seem more interesting. Plus, it's a power play. He does obscure quotes so people will ask what they're from, which, in turn, makes him the power broker in the conversation. 🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂️)
My family and I quote things to eachother all the time
It's obvious they've never had to trudge through the mire that is online dating profiles. This was one of the easist games I've played along with on here in quite some time. 😆
i have and i agreed every time with them :(
I love how kind Link was when talking about these profile choices. Some people are super specific.
Link seems like such a sweetheart and a genuinely good person.
The amount of people changing their profiles after this are gonna make the apps crash lol
Rhett & Link you are ahead of even yourself and you don’t even know it. In the very beginning you created a new title. INTERNETAINERS! You are genius.
Such a great episode! Link constantly being like “we’re SUPPOSED to be bad at this!”
It’s cute that Rhett and Link are more generous about spelling than most people.
If I were describing Rhett and Link's job to someone, I would say "They run their own online media production company and host a successful youtube morning show."
I always love how Rhett and Link influence the Mythical Beast with the Content they Create.
On a mostly lesbian dating app Her in the diet section (vegan, vegetarian etc) they have a “vaginatarian”
Noice
Sadly, I had a profile on there for a short period of time, but only to catch someone in the act of lying to me...
@@Rose-kj7rzrip
Gross
With the little experience I have with dating apps, group photos have always been a miss for me cuz like Rhett mentioned there has been that one friend in the pic who I find more attractive than the actual person who’s profile I’m look at. Or when they have a group picture and the next pics are blurry or silhouette of the person so I don’t even know the who the profile belongs too.
I would avoid ALL but two of these choices 😅 but ENTREPRENEUR usually means unemployed yall, come on now MBs.
Yeah, but so does influencer/content creator
@@assmane999 I see your point but Rhett and link are worth over 16 million. I call that extremely employed. Lol I only said that because I fell for that “entrepreneur” Schtick once.
Them asking chase if he's ever online dated 😂 Wasn't there a whole episode where chase was on an online date ON the show?
I’m glad Stevie said it for the laughs
Rhett: “You view us as Founders!”
Me: *No, bud, y’all been influencing me since circa 2012* 😂
I agreed with Rhett and Link for most of these questions😭 I’m genuinely shocked by the polls choice.
This was an interesting episode for me. I have been debating to try a dating app but I don't know which one to try, I'm worried about fake profiles and bots, people who are just looking for one time flings, etc. It's anxiety inducing to think on.
Good mythical morning y'all!! Have a great day and be your mythical best
You two are such great content creators, I find you so influential.
I like that entrepreneur and content creator both define them
Rhett got a point at 12 minutes in, and he still ate that date
I was thinking that too! He technically had 2 points compared to Link's one point 😅
This has a pre-season 13 vibe and I love it.
5:44 i myself have never been on a dating app although I've been single for many years however my girlfriends have showed me their apps and almost all of them have complained about profile pic/ any pics on the dating site where there is the person plus even one other person in every single pic they post because you don't actually know who you're talking to lmao
Emily's laugh that was perfect😂
For content creator/ influencer I think it’s a red flag 14:28 because they’re probably a small creator and you have to deal with them trying to record every aspect of your life lol
Gmm has to be one of my favorite channels of all time
I think it's only a problem when their only photos are group photos of the same group of people.
Yeah. I don't understand why anyone would do that. It's like am I supposed to date all of you or what?
God, Country, Doritos the way I yelled 😂
"Say it for the laughs Stevie, say it for the laughs."
🤣🤣🤣
Honestly in my head “entrepreneur” is just code for “unemployed narcissist”
"I don't do that because I can't remember anything." LOL. Link has the memory of a goldfish.
I do see you as an influencer/content creator. The issue is that too many people think they can be you / do what you do. And not many people really can.
Emily can sing a whole episode and it would be amazing content! GIVE EMILY HER OWN SHOW! Or at least a podcast!
Have a good mythical morning everyone ❤
you too!
You too Ashe!
You too ^^
Thanks! You too!
“Say it for the laugh, Stevie. Say it for the laugh.” 😂😂
If Emily isn’t in charge of this episode we riot at sundown
The reason I voted for influencer/content creator is because I live in northern Illinois, no one here is making a living as a content creator. 😂 Unless you live in LA, that’s a red flag for sure.
I love these videos because they make me super competitive alone in my own home with Rhett and Link
I've been watching gmm ever since they boiled stuff for safety, and I never thought of them as old until this video
"God. Country. Doritos." is probably one of the funniest things Link has ever said
10:00
Link is slowly turning into Max Shreck with that hair
Good ole classic GMM. More of this type of content please!
I met my husband online. It's a great way for 2 introverts to meet. We would never had met IRL otherwise. ❤
Chase’s laugh takes this episode from chuckle enducing to cackle! I love it so much!
I think this means that we need a Mytical dating app just for Mythical beast...every single guy I have talked/met on online dating apps don't even know what GMM means. 😲
Funny episode to start after just watching Catfish 😂
I met a guy on tinder who only had his pecs as his photos 😅 you guys are awesome! Have a good day!❤
nice
Wait, you actually met him?
@@JuiceBoxScott Yeah, I'm with this guy. You couldn't have had more barriers to meeting this guy, and you went through ALL of them?
Ooookk...
so was he actually a disembodied torso or what
OMG! I was laughing through the entire episode…. Mostly because I agreed with them on all their answers!❤
Good Mythical Morning, my fellow beasts!
I see you guys as my morning coffee. LOL
Am I the only one who would swipe right to the Austin Powers impression guy 😂 that’s funny.
Rhett and Link are the content creators with some of the most content on the internet, I would never razz on them like that. Self-described "entrepreneurs" are intolerable, with content creators I can look at their content and judge for myself whether I like them or not based on said content.
I love watching my favorite influencers every day while I eat lunch. Keep it up Rhett and Link!
Emily’s cadence in her singing made it so good!
'I'm new to town and need someone to show me around'
Red flag. Got so many of these. 😂 usually military guys on leave.
I met my guy on myyearbook/meetme 10 years ago.❤
As a single dater of online for 10+ years I guessed everything correctly
Not me up constantly refreshing for the new GMM episode just for it to show up 10 minutes after posting lol 😂
Link be looking like an oompa-loompa today.
🥹
I don't think I laughed as hard as I did ever as when Rhett described that it's a date in tuna juice.
Ahh i havent watched them in like 3 years i kinda totally forgot about them , im glad they’re still making videos, just as funny as they were years ago !
They looked like they were in pajamas at first
Entrepreneur means your Unemployed 😂😂
You're 😂 sorry, I couldn't resist!
This was excellent. Need more episodes like this.
This episode is the best one I’ve see in a while. Great idea!!
Y’all forgot to include holding a fish in your profile picture. Immediate left swipe.
Tinder definitely came AFTER things like okcupid, eharmony, etc. surprised Chase forgot them. Im sure even christianmingle came before tinder (those using christianmingle didn’t come until after tinder though 😉)
Been watching since 2013 and still love you guys!
Bro I just came back after 7 years Time flies man, I really miss your old content.
Stop living in the past, man!!!! Things change. Embrace it!!!
Is it only 3 episodes a week now?