9 THINGS ONLY SINGLE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @jianhao
    @jianhao  7 лет назад +12634

    Who here is single af? hahaha

  • @TitanGamersOfficial
    @TitanGamersOfficial 7 лет назад +1235

    Forever alone...

  • @yumihotaru741
    @yumihotaru741 6 лет назад +785

    the sun is alone too..but still shining

    • @eliebordron5599
      @eliebordron5599 6 лет назад +9

      Just so beautiful

    • @JunJTF
      @JunJTF 6 лет назад +19

      yumi hotaru lmao best comment ever

    • @weisodraws
      @weisodraws 6 лет назад +4

      But the moon.....

    • @aikku3518
      @aikku3518 6 лет назад +15

      xXBlueShadowXx The sun makes the moon rise too!

    • @weisodraws
      @weisodraws 6 лет назад +3

      Aikku :3 unfortunately the moon doesn't shine😁😁😁

  • @Stones309
    @Stones309 5 лет назад +5627

    Now hao hao still doesn't have a girlfriend...
    He has a wife and a baby

  • @nynra6584
    @nynra6584 6 лет назад +2384

    There should be a 'Singles Day' just right after Valentines Day for people like me. Anyone thinks the same?
    Update: Visiting this comment after 2 years on May 7, 2020. And I didn't know it had 2k+ likes and so many people have been here 😭 How time passes. 😢 My friends I think God forgot to make one for me😑

    • @larrybyrd6596
      @larrybyrd6596 6 лет назад +15

      navin rai agreed.

    • @eliebordron5599
      @eliebordron5599 6 лет назад +15

      Definitely.

    • @HugeMobTowerBoy
      @HugeMobTowerBoy 6 лет назад +49

      valonetine
      *pun intended*

    • @abdullahsarker3595
      @abdullahsarker3595 6 лет назад +9

      YES! Im single cos almost everyone in my school hates me.BTW there are sooo many lesbians in my school.

    • @AB-J
      @AB-J 6 лет назад +8

      There should be one BUT
      We need to think about what people should do on singles day
      e.g. Valentine's Day is there so people can spend time with their special someone

  • @xiaolin6541
    @xiaolin6541 6 лет назад +1565

    You sleep, Internet, eat and repeat I do this everyday.

  • @jianhao
    @jianhao  7 лет назад +1450

    Poppy is the queen

  • @malak0209
    @malak0209 5 лет назад +3354

    Single bells
    Single bells
    Single all the wayy
    My crush told me lets be friends
    Single all the way
    Yay.. :(
    (I don't have a crush)

    • @alvin8203
      @alvin8203 5 лет назад +44

      Cherryz Life I love this 😂

    • @malak0209
      @malak0209 5 лет назад +24

      @@alvin8203 Lmao

    • @VulpesFlauros_
      @VulpesFlauros_ 5 лет назад +21

      so true :'(

    • @tls1236
      @tls1236 5 лет назад +133

      No no, it’s
      Single bells
      Single bells
      Single all the way
      My crush said
      Let’s just be friends
      Friend zoned all the wayyyy

    • @malak0209
      @malak0209 5 лет назад +35

      @@tls1236 Well It Can Be Both

  • @toshilikessushi8943
    @toshilikessushi8943 7 лет назад +1176

    The most relatable thing I've seen all day

  • @lbot6366
    @lbot6366 6 лет назад +501

    The third wheel thing... never get into this, that sucks. And never let your friend feel like the third wheel. Take your time for your gf and take your tome for your friends.

    • @Antony2618
      @Antony2618 6 лет назад +1

      2000 Abonnenten ohne Video? Helft mir! :D Amen LMAO

    • @christinerosario6210
      @christinerosario6210 6 лет назад +2

      3000 Abonnenten ohne Video? Helft mir! :D yeh true

    • @touxiong519
      @touxiong519 6 лет назад +2

      Being the third wheel is an art. You just need learn how to disappear the moment they forgot about you. It quite funny if they actually forget you were even there and leave without you. Lol agian it's an art.

    • @oxyyy6467
      @oxyyy6467 4 года назад

      So then am i god at it since i disappear almost all the time undetected?

  • @Cathleen998
    @Cathleen998 7 лет назад +453

    its alright everyone :(
    we're single cause we're painfully beautiful (according to buzzfeed) ahaha xD

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 лет назад +180

      AHHAHAHAHA HA HA Hah ha ha ha ha ha haaaa a a a a...... ahhh ahh :(

    • @Cathleen998
      @Cathleen998 7 лет назад +4

      your gf and you (if you like being called beautiful ahaha) are probably outliers though!!

    • @nothinghere5775
      @nothinghere5775 7 лет назад

      +JianHao Tan Hey JianHao I am Thailand Peoples I want to ask you what eternal crusade Server are you in and what is your name in Eternal crusade (if you think I lie that I am thai here a proof สวัสดี)

    • @Redl1me_
      @Redl1me_ 7 лет назад

      Cat C Fuck Buzzfeed, like Fuck Buzzed.

    • @kuyusiro9428
      @kuyusiro9428 7 лет назад

      Cat C tat is truee

  • @thu4der536
    @thu4der536 4 года назад +4108

    Mom: do you have a girlfriend
    Me: yea but in a different nation
    Mom: what nation

    Me: my imagination

    • @kiyoshi5430
      @kiyoshi5430 4 года назад +46

      😂😂😂

    • @soon1336
      @soon1336 4 года назад +69

      I'll tell the same thing to my mom

    • @iamvenomous3393
      @iamvenomous3393 4 года назад +29

      How original

    • @nolongerhooman2341
      @nolongerhooman2341 4 года назад +55

      It happens when you're an otaku. You don't find the people around you attractive. You can't date an anime character either. So you just imagine having your favorite anime character as girlfriend/boyfriend.

    • @星星-c8u
      @星星-c8u 4 года назад +8

      Boomers: HAHA 😂

  • @saku9269
    @saku9269 6 лет назад +579

    Single bell
    Single bell
    Single all the way.
    All what’s fun it is to see
    All couple fight all day
    Hey!
    :’[

  • @hi24626
    @hi24626 7 лет назад +132

    It's nice to stay single...
    You won't have to share your snacks with anyone else.

    • @xconankunx4530
      @xconankunx4530 7 лет назад +1

      Random Girl
      you must be mudda fat. jks 😈

    • @hi24626
      @hi24626 7 лет назад

      Konan Kun haha XD Well I AM gaining weight lolol... still love mah snacks~

    • @xconankunx4530
      @xconankunx4530 7 лет назад +3

      Random Girl
      more cushion for the pushing. built for comfort not speed. 😏

    • @masrybeyhebelyoutubemy8231
      @masrybeyhebelyoutubemy8231 7 лет назад

      Random Girl who are u.....damn it I hate being single

    • @dankmemesandmusic
      @dankmemesandmusic 7 лет назад

      FeelsGoodMan

  • @jab5737
    @jab5737 7 лет назад +978

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Reserve a table,
    Dinner for two,
    Who needs a lover,
    when u can eat all the food

  • @monmaka
    @monmaka 4 года назад +118

    my friends:crying over being single for a week
    me:been single for 13 years probably 10 more YEARS

  • @typicalhike8673
    @typicalhike8673 5 лет назад +580

    well thats describe my whole life 😅

    • @mariab.3487
      @mariab.3487 5 лет назад +1

      Same lol

    • @yaele_flips
      @yaele_flips 5 лет назад +3

      Single gang

    • @ylva_v_aamaas5316
      @ylva_v_aamaas5316 5 лет назад +1

      Same!

    • @smatzuu
      @smatzuu 5 лет назад +3

      typical hike yeah! And its also weird to see people making out while your single

    • @marioelburro1492
      @marioelburro1492 5 лет назад

      @@mariab.3487 lemme change that lmao jk I have no game😅😑😥

  • @alida8837
    @alida8837 6 лет назад +867

    3:00 Took me a while to understand😂

    • @betelgeuse4568
      @betelgeuse4568 5 лет назад +70

      I still dont understand

    • @Shidetsa
      @Shidetsa 5 лет назад +146

      Chemzz the hotdog represents something that starts with d and the donut represents something that starts with a v

    • @miclisandro6719
      @miclisandro6719 5 лет назад +25

      Yeah I understand it

    • @theunknown9441
      @theunknown9441 5 лет назад +13

      same

    • @zhongkai5242
      @zhongkai5242 5 лет назад +12

      @@Shidetsa thanks for ur explain...

  • @kariririri1
    @kariririri1 4 года назад +501

    Who's here in 2019? When JianHao got married?

  • @ARMY-MOA-Engene-cv2js
    @ARMY-MOA-Engene-cv2js 4 года назад +123

    "doesn't bother to look good"
    JianHao: *looks great in the hooded jacket*
    Hmmmm I think not xD

  • @meowman9084
    @meowman9084 7 лет назад +163

    " *Hi I'm Poppy* "

    • @proudtobeaslytherin7431
      @proudtobeaslytherin7431 6 лет назад

      MeowMan I am scared to death now. WHY DID YOU MENTION POPPY???!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰

    • @LOVAR7
      @LOVAR7 6 лет назад

      4:45 Creepy

    • @marikadesho8507
      @marikadesho8507 6 лет назад

      MeowMan Hi Poppy, my name is jeff

  • @blackballoons2555
    @blackballoons2555 7 лет назад +993

    this message has been edited twice so it doesn’t make sense but stream montero

    • @blackballoons2555
      @blackballoons2555 7 лет назад +35

      none of this makes sense anymore.

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 лет назад +99

      what are you talking about this video is totally PC okay? No titties no cuss words no views

    • @blackballoons2555
      @blackballoons2555 7 лет назад +4

      AHHAA TRUE

    • @blackballoons2555
      @blackballoons2555 7 лет назад +16

      Took me forever to realise the jokes and i fucking fell off my chair from laughing

    • @Mintshake_bunny
      @Mintshake_bunny 7 лет назад +16

      OHMY, I just realised thanks to this comment xDD I just passed it like 'probably another SG joke/ a reference to something I don't get' but wow I'm stupid :D

  • @HarishKumar-uq5ml
    @HarishKumar-uq5ml 6 лет назад +390

    I don't really understand why being single is a like big crime in today's world, most of the successful youth are single people and relationship is gone to such an extend that they can't even define what Love is anymore and now it's all about Lust :(

    • @jyashin
      @jyashin 6 лет назад +25

      It's not, but once you reach a certain age people do begin to ask questions. For girls it's along the lines of "Is there something wrong with her? Why aren't guys willing to settle down with her?" And for guys it's along the lines of "Is there something immature about him? Is he not mature enough to settle down and take responsibility?"

    • @shelleynguyen2410
      @shelleynguyen2410 6 лет назад +28

      Because it gets different when u grow up, u feel lonely and at one point u want to someone to "share" your love. And no longer can you hang out with friends cause they have girlfriends. At one point it will be depressing in life sometimes because u have no one to love by your side. Sure u have friends and family but they have their own stuffFF. IdK but that's what I think.

    • @LoveleneLeBlanc
      @LoveleneLeBlanc 6 лет назад +11

      A couple of reasons behind that: #1.Because deep down, most people don’t like the feeling of being single for so long in their life, #2.There’s gonna come a time when you will eventually want to be with someone, especially if there’s someone you become attracted to or develop strong feelings for, #3.You’re gonna eventually want to have sex with someone, #4.Sometimes there are just too many attractive people in the world for you to stay single, and #5.then there’s being third-wheeled all the time. I’m sure the list could go on, especially if people have their personal reasons behind it.

    • @daraptor5281
      @daraptor5281 6 лет назад +5

      Lovelene2105 Le Blanc yea the time I will feel like entering a relationship is the time I'm dead

    • @samatoki3495
      @samatoki3495 6 лет назад +1

      im a girl almost 20 not interested in sex. I hate being sexually active with someone so im single on purpose and im just ugly lol.

  • @giocuthbert7921
    @giocuthbert7921 4 года назад +310

    3:00 i see what you did there...

    • @adralenagd2669
      @adralenagd2669 4 года назад +16

      Gio Cuthbert oh god now I see it

    • @dea368
      @dea368 4 года назад +11

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @dracotunes
      @dracotunes 4 года назад +6

      This and Grindr

    • @scpfoundation8597
      @scpfoundation8597 4 года назад +6

      I don’t understand the joke

    • @dea368
      @dea368 4 года назад +28

      Its because he was eating a sausage and it's gay eating them so gong gong gave him a bagel since it means a girls part since he thought he was gay

  • @arshadfarah3236
    @arshadfarah3236 5 лет назад +1513

    When he was eating the sausage and the old guy came like "EAT THIS!" And gave him a donut I understood very well

  • @lovemecom3832
    @lovemecom3832 6 лет назад +118

    Sometimes being single is a smart choice because you don't depend your happiness to someone else and you don't need to invest on someone who will just break your heart. But it's your choice because there are pros and cons to every situation so bettter choose the things that makes your heart happy.

    • @seriouslatte9167
      @seriouslatte9167 6 лет назад +1

      I’m gay. Maybe Gong Gong will give me a donut, not a sausage.

    • @sarangfied
      @sarangfied Год назад

      Well said some people are just made to be single.. there should be no rush and get heartbroken again and again

    • @Senpai_Kunn
      @Senpai_Kunn Год назад

      Its so lonely though since I have no friends and im not dating anyone T-T I do understand that though having someone by your side could be very painful to me at most times. Which is why just making friends is hard since I always feel so insecure thinking I made a mistake or they don’t like me/ don’t think of me as a friend. Its better for me to stick alone since i can just focus on school and not feel anxious but at the same time its so lonely and difficult everyday..

  • @andeeeideiii1447
    @andeeeideiii1447 5 лет назад +224

    And years later, they got married and is now expecting a baby

    • @yikxuan2977
      @yikxuan2977 4 года назад +8

      andeeei deiii and now the baby is already out

    • @johnethanwilliamsolo1025
      @johnethanwilliamsolo1025 4 года назад +1

      And now we have Baby Starley!

    • @periottt6896
      @periottt6896 4 года назад +1

      U forgot she gave birth and is raising that baby👶 LOL😂😂😂

  • @wangjingyi4360
    @wangjingyi4360 4 года назад +392

    Debbie must be so offended when she sees this because she’s already your wife, oof

  • @polo2678
    @polo2678 7 лет назад +111

    you shouldnt leave that window unlocked from now on... XD

  • @shreeprajan9435
    @shreeprajan9435 5 лет назад +180

    I dead laughed when his father changed his breakfast to......

    • @reddinosaur5491
      @reddinosaur5491 5 лет назад +3

      Umm its his grandfather

    • @xiumin9273
      @xiumin9273 5 лет назад

      Died* nit dead

    • @222_____
      @222_____ 5 лет назад +2

      Shree Prajan how old are you? 11?

    • @222_____
      @222_____ 4 года назад

      Parik Satu no one cares

    • @222_____
      @222_____ 4 года назад

      Parik Satu ah okay

  • @ankitdas8200
    @ankitdas8200 6 лет назад +39

    I am single too....😔
    And this video shows the real me.

    • @rockon795
      @rockon795 6 лет назад

      Hello darkness, my old friend...

  • @macyrabino8470
    @macyrabino8470 4 года назад +254

    Everyone around me is sleeping and
    I screamed when Denise was Bryan's girlfriend😂😂

    • @randomcubing7106
      @randomcubing7106 3 года назад +11

      Me too, but surely denise looks magnificent

    • @paulineang7907
      @paulineang7907 3 года назад +5

      Haha me too

    • @ineranan2233
      @ineranan2233 Год назад +2

      same af 😆
      my whole life is a lie after that 🙂

  • @GhostJPS
    @GhostJPS 6 лет назад +137

    My current life in a nutshell

  • @soyboy6832
    @soyboy6832 5 лет назад +386

    i spend half of my day sleeping and the other half watching random stuff

    • @NakulA2730
      @NakulA2730 5 лет назад +1

      i like pie I was ur 100th like

    • @ap-ks9ey
      @ap-ks9ey 5 лет назад +1

      I spend my whole day playing pc eat and sleep that all

    • @harveychiefe8508
      @harveychiefe8508 5 лет назад

      "random"

  • @gamerricey-minecraftroblox7689
    @gamerricey-minecraftroblox7689 7 лет назад +421

    Jian Hao: "I don't like having a girlfriend. I like being single."
    Poppy: "I will hunt for you, Jian Hao. You will be mine. Action: *poppy does her creepy face*
    RIP Jian Hao 2K17

    • @alive65
      @alive65 6 лет назад +6

      Dude, it’s been 5 months, and you still haven’t closed the parenthesis

    • @dominantpersona3326
      @dominantpersona3326 6 лет назад

      GamerRicey -Minecraft, Roblox, The Sims 4 & Games cringe

    • @tomatoboi5735
      @tomatoboi5735 6 лет назад

      GamerRicey -Minecraft, Roblox, The Sims 4 & Games popy?

  • @revertingthemoldways
    @revertingthemoldways 3 года назад +18

    Everything you do, you do for yourself.
    "And all I loved, I love alone " Edgar Allan Poe ❤❤

  • @kn9733
    @kn9733 7 лет назад +113

    I don't know why people always associate being single as something bad?? Are people really that desperate? Some people make it seem like it's the end of the world.
    This video was funny I just wanted to say something

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 лет назад +16

      thats what I realized thats why I think this video is a little different :P shows the good and bad sides

    • @freshmarcent2741
      @freshmarcent2741 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah well... When you finally get a girlfriend & after a year or two in the relationship, you're obviously going to want more as you thought getting a girlfriend was going to be more cooler than you thought...

    • @someguy9520
      @someguy9520 6 лет назад +1

      wotz wright im like 1.5yrs into a relationship and sometimes i feel like being single would benefit my cycling training and social environment like friends an colleagues. But after some thought im still happy to have my gf. Kinda strange

    • @annabellebhagwandeen1306
      @annabellebhagwandeen1306 6 лет назад

      Orange Jams Jimin true. BTW armyyyyyy

  • @aoevapor8702
    @aoevapor8702 6 лет назад +426

    ... The donut and sausage joke thoo
    Edit : wow 334 likes most likes i gotten so far

    • @donatiuspynethz1296
      @donatiuspynethz1296 6 лет назад +28

      TyranT fuck now I understand what the joke was about. He should not eat sausage because it is gay

    • @user-jc2jp7rd9f
      @user-jc2jp7rd9f 6 лет назад +13

      How did I miss that...

    • @user-jc2jp7rd9f
      @user-jc2jp7rd9f 6 лет назад +4

      Donatius Pynethz there’s nothing wrong with that bro

    • @donatiuspynethz1296
      @donatiuspynethz1296 6 лет назад +4

      Yes I know it was just a joke

    • @swagsenpai7701
      @swagsenpai7701 6 лет назад +11

      I just now got it because of your comment lmao

  • @NoyumiAo
    @NoyumiAo 7 лет назад +382

    it's okay, we all secretly watch Poppy

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 лет назад +72

      I do more than just watch...

    • @NoyumiAo
      @NoyumiAo 7 лет назад +16

      JianHao Tan oh... hmm, better if you stay single! 😂

    • @abhivenkat581
      @abhivenkat581 7 лет назад +3

      JianHao Tan think u r totally free 2day bro

    • @nightowl2782
      @nightowl2782 7 лет назад +2

      lol true

    • @ploppatartu5378
      @ploppatartu5378 7 лет назад +3

      JianHao Tan Wth what??😂😂

  • @melissa-sj4rr
    @melissa-sj4rr 5 лет назад +83

    3:00 OML IM WHEEZING
    after gong gong asked if hao was gay who else got that
    2019 any1?

  • @davidjohnrico6362
    @davidjohnrico6362 6 лет назад +325

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    i’m still single what about you?

  • @AzZulski
    @AzZulski 6 лет назад +976

    I get the joke the sausage and the donut
    Is sex

  • @chrischewc
    @chrischewc 7 лет назад +248

    HAHAHA good job bro

  • @aleekalexiecampos133
    @aleekalexiecampos133 3 года назад +8

    Marvel studios: wakanda forever!!!
    Single people:Alone forever!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zoyamalik3289
    @zoyamalik3289 6 лет назад +145

    I am 21 years old still single no boyfriend yet . I never get into relationship. first achieve ur goals make ur parents proud then marry becoz I truly believe in arrange marriage. my friends like "if u study Nd love books no one is going to marry u" what serious???

    • @dennismob7573
      @dennismob7573 6 лет назад +9

      zoya malik u like arrange marraiges lol u suck bet u r Indian some people like nerd partners by the way

    • @zoyamalik3289
      @zoyamalik3289 6 лет назад +7

      Domins mob don't call him herd partner.. intensionally our parents never ever select a wrong person as their daughter life parents it's a beautiful gift from them. I truly believe in arrange marriage happiness of our parents all functions everything . it's more better than hurting our parents by doing love marriage and live our life without our parents blessings.

    • @dennismob7573
      @dennismob7573 6 лет назад +12

      zoya malik love marriages are good only if you find a good life partner and if your parents are open minded. after all its our life and we cant always do what someone else wants us to do and our parents can select a wrong person if they don't know the reality of that person maybe he pretends to be good but actually he is an evil inside it is good to marry someone whom you trust and already know well

    • @dennismob7573
      @dennismob7573 6 лет назад +3

      zoya malik and by the way why are you referring to yourself as him?

    • @xnk8555
      @xnk8555 6 лет назад +22

      zoya malik Arranged marriage is a joke. It's you who have to spend the rest of ur life with the person you marry not ur mom nd dad so it should be your choice.

  • @Rachel-nw3gu
    @Rachel-nw3gu 6 лет назад +130

    My boyfriend is Nutella ☺️

  • @Soze-zw1uy
    @Soze-zw1uy 6 лет назад +539

    I have something better than a girl
    Consoles and video games

    • @bluebloodcell9420
      @bluebloodcell9420 6 лет назад +7

      I have something better than a partner *high ten
      -Yaoi-

    • @jaybn4350
      @jaybn4350 6 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @eliebordron5599
      @eliebordron5599 6 лет назад +6

      Those won't break your heart at least 😂

    • @luxury2092
      @luxury2092 6 лет назад +4

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos I agree, except I'm a girl.

    • @p4lladion
      @p4lladion 6 лет назад +1

      Meeee

  • @willashei
    @willashei 5 лет назад +111

    Jianhao:I’m fine being single
    Also jianhao: **married to debbie**
    Me:bruh

    • @seoox7721
      @seoox7721 5 лет назад +4

      strawbxrrytae딸기태 ya he’s fine bc he’s taken but I don’t mind being single bc I’m still a kid

  • @normahzainuddin6819
    @normahzainuddin6819 6 лет назад +176

    Those who dislike doesn't appreciate it. He work so hard on the videos!😩😞

    • @kittyplayer
      @kittyplayer 6 лет назад +6

      Normah Zainuddin IKR THEY SHOULD DIEEEE
      too far oops

    • @normahzainuddin6819
      @normahzainuddin6819 6 лет назад +3

      @@kittyplayer I really think u gone tooooo far.🤐

    • @noonebossesthegarnet2890
      @noonebossesthegarnet2890 5 лет назад +2

      Nahh, the dislike button is another way to say “dis i like”

    • @tanujamorrow6813
      @tanujamorrow6813 5 лет назад

      I know I agree

    • @sushi-pm9ib
      @sushi-pm9ib 5 лет назад +1

      It is their opinion you can't go and tell them not to like or dislike vids. Everyone here has an opinion, like some of you guys like it, you like the vid and some people dislike it they don't like it.

  • @NightHoundd11
    @NightHoundd11 7 лет назад +147

    that wood joke....LMAO

  • @kreyzgr5167
    @kreyzgr5167 6 лет назад +35

    Youre right i can underdtand you, but only the one with the dating apps is wrong, i have 0 and dont need a girlfriend, im weird and single is the best 4me.

  • @mikecher9890
    @mikecher9890 5 лет назад +7

    You can be lonely within the crowd, or you can be strong being alone....

  • @dr.harmanankaur2768
    @dr.harmanankaur2768 5 лет назад +43

    4:18 she is ur real girlfriend... And now ur wife to be!!!!

  • @xxgachakittenxx6755
    @xxgachakittenxx6755 6 лет назад +95

    being single is a win win but a lose at the same time, ya kmow?

  • @sirroderic4794
    @sirroderic4794 6 лет назад +486

    I'm single but not for long
    I'll have a girlfriend in a few months
    (Don't ask how)

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 6 лет назад +65

      Hyper Rifle fine I'll tell you
      She told me its too early to be dating so we have to get to know each other better

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 6 лет назад +6

      Volacious what?

    • @Rebornedi
      @Rebornedi 6 лет назад +152

      JaderGDYT So ur telling me that she friendzoned u and u didn’t even realised? Lol

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 6 лет назад +27

      No she likes me too
      And we have a date planed

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 6 лет назад +34

      She told me we are gonna be a couple one day
      That one day is in a few months

  • @gabrielle258
    @gabrielle258 4 года назад +12

    4:34
    JianHao: I mean, touch it touch it!
    Me watching in 2020 during corona virus: DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

  • @devilboy1444
    @devilboy1444 6 лет назад +100

    i'm single... i don't have friends.. i always wear a mask, but i'm still happy..
    why i don't want to be in a relationship is because... i can never be in one.. i'm too ugly..
    i wear a mask because i'm a pretty risky and secretive + mysterious person...
    the reason why i don't have friends is because i like being alone.. forever and yes, like you think.. i'm a weird person

    • @Yuras649
      @Yuras649 6 лет назад +2

      Devil Boy bro i‘m not ugly .. neither am I Pretty, I like been around people, and also like been alone. Iv had 5 Realationships, but no friends. Lol sad life, now I’m single 4 hole 7 months. Life sucks.

    • @jassicastifani6186
      @jassicastifani6186 6 лет назад

      Same here, but sometimes feel lonely tho

    • @shouryaamrut7736
      @shouryaamrut7736 6 лет назад +1

      Devil Boy ARE YOU POPPY.?.!!

    • @devilboy1444
      @devilboy1444 6 лет назад +6

      Kirke - i'm 23. a bit older than you. :D and i've never been in a relationship too...
      and yes, people think that being alone is some kind of a bad thing. but i guess at some point in your life you have to be alone, one way or another...

    • @devilboy1444
      @devilboy1444 6 лет назад

      Shourya Amrut - i'm more than POPPY!!! :D

  • @cereol7750
    @cereol7750 6 лет назад +23

    Omg... I can relate to every “single” thing is this video. (I’m crying right now 😂😂)

  • @Sai-kg7bv
    @Sai-kg7bv 6 лет назад +36

    This video.....
    Is the definition of me 😂😂😂😂

  • @Dj-ow4op
    @Dj-ow4op 5 лет назад +18

    This is disturbingly accurate to my life 😂

  • @boiboi8591
    @boiboi8591 6 лет назад +21

    This guy just explain my daily life in 5 mins

  • @sayantankar7208
    @sayantankar7208 6 лет назад +79

    It's stupid when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me. It's like you are saying you're hungry when there's a hot dog on the ground.😢

  • @melolusion5718
    @melolusion5718 7 лет назад +37

    the amount of sexual innuendos in this video though lol

  • @roohani610
    @roohani610 5 лет назад +31

    I LEGIT DIED WHEN GONG GONG CHANGED HIS FOOD... DID Y'ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS SKSKDJF 😏

    • @lovely-gt3ox
      @lovely-gt3ox 5 лет назад +5

      @Voldemort I'll explain it.
      sausage: a man's, uh, let's say, wood.
      donut: a woman's... you get it.
      so basically he said he was into women. and gong gong replaced the sausage because he's worried that'll turn him gay.

    • @nicodiangel6503
      @nicodiangel6503 5 лет назад +1

      Insfired I get ur user name. INsFirEd mAaAAaaaAaAan😂💜 BTS

    • @roohani610
      @roohani610 5 лет назад

      @@nicodiangel6503 yesss 😂😂💜 also hi army

    • @spo0q178
      @spo0q178 4 года назад +1

      ARMYYY

    • @roohani610
      @roohani610 4 года назад +1

      @@spo0q178 HI

  • @kizkuzgamer7264
    @kizkuzgamer7264 5 лет назад +67

    You want to go out on my place theres more wood you can touch there
    HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @lovely-gt3ox
      @lovely-gt3ox 5 лет назад +2

      and the inside joke of the sausage and donut haha😂

  • @RakeshKumar-ef9pq
    @RakeshKumar-ef9pq 5 лет назад +76

    Hello JianHao Tan
    I am from India and I like your videos very much. 3 days ago , I watched a video of yours and it was so good that whole day I spent my time in watching your videos.

    • @rakhalroy4411
      @rakhalroy4411 5 лет назад

      same like me i am spent my whole day watching his videos

  • @iloveoilycock
    @iloveoilycock 4 года назад +15

    3:41 they’re controllers aren’t even on lol😂

  • @kohamy8910
    @kohamy8910 4 года назад +12

    Me, because I’m a child

  • @mexyou292
    @mexyou292 6 лет назад +89

    I actually think there is difrence betwen girl & boy singel

  • @utterlunacy
    @utterlunacy 7 лет назад +223

    IT TOOK ME A MIN TO UNDERSTAND THE FOOD JOKE ABOUT THE HOTDOG AND BAGEL

  • @misu1089
    @misu1089 7 лет назад +4

    no... why poppy?

  • @minichuus
    @minichuus 5 лет назад +11

    0:00 LOOK CLOSELY ON THE HANGER THE SHIRT WAS ON..
    (Hint: fell..)

  • @kenkaneki7915
    @kenkaneki7915 5 лет назад +14

    1:36 do you see the Hand Print on the door

  • @emeraldzzjh8512
    @emeraldzzjh8512 7 лет назад +16

    ROSES ARE RED,
    VOLIETS ARE BLUE,
    BUNCHA WEARING A CUTE HOODIE,
    IZ ALL I NEED!!!

  • @potatopatata1511
    @potatopatata1511 6 лет назад +19

    Single pringle and proud of it!

  • @christinen4093
    @christinen4093 4 года назад +1

    You are literally the best RUclipsr ever!!!!!!! I watch you 24/7 literally!!
    😁😁😁😁😁

  • @OrionnPax
    @OrionnPax 7 лет назад +7

    JIANHAO YOU'RE THE BEST!!!! DONT STOP MAKING AMAZING VIDEOS PLEASE!!!!!

  • @abelxotesfaye406
    @abelxotesfaye406 6 лет назад +5

    Just had a breakup yesterday😖
    Watching this video made me alive again like there's other things i could do
    Like imma full time gamer. Soon gonn get start up gaming RUclips
    Ths is crazy but now i feel like i shd start my crazy life alone😇

  • @maddygrabham136
    @maddygrabham136 6 лет назад +258

    ThatPoppy

  • @lilpluto3860
    @lilpluto3860 5 лет назад +30

    *He watching Poppy while eating Cheetos that is literally me*

  • @Jesusimfruguys
    @Jesusimfruguys 6 лет назад +24

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    No one will buy them,
    It's painful but true.

  • @nimakp2039
    @nimakp2039 6 лет назад +6

    YESSS.... I LOVE BEING SINGLE.... No Girlfriend 😌😌 Money free
    I feel good when there is no girls around me

  • @ronaldgogoi3491
    @ronaldgogoi3491 6 лет назад +62

    4:10 I feel the same

  • @ScarBrosBlackSmokeScarBrosBlac
    @ScarBrosBlackSmokeScarBrosBlac 4 года назад +5

    I understand all of that... I have experienced almost all of them, apart from the date apps, and at the start I was "Well, I'm not appealing to girls, fine whatever" and as time was passing I saw THE BOIS (my "gang" all having a relationship). Then one day I thought "Well, everyone's busy their gfs. Seeing them happy makes me grateful" then a few crushes in and out I ended up saying "Of course y'all will reject and friendzone me because you prefer bad boys (aka dickheads) and all muscular guys who lack brain cells". Now I'm swinging between the thought "Forget everything and just focus on your career and climb the mountain towards your success" and "I'm so lonely. When will I ever get at least one date, not a gf, just a date"
    Being lonely sometimes make me feel like I am mighty and powerful and other times I feel like I'm a sinner who is being punished in hell

    • @dianarain120
      @dianarain120 3 года назад

      Hey am a loner too ...I think a lot about life am losing it

  • @sabitamarandi2662
    @sabitamarandi2662 6 лет назад +13

    I am single

  • @fennefoxx
    @fennefoxx 6 лет назад +26

    That one friend who hides in your yard waiting for you to be bored...

  • @jorendepauw3372
    @jorendepauw3372 5 лет назад +19

    I send a dm to a girl and she totally ignored me she didnt even opened it for days

    • @skyblue6840
      @skyblue6840 4 года назад +4

      Joren Depauw why ppl have to be such a**holes like that for? someone do one good thing about you they're ignoring you :/

    • @skyblue6840
      @skyblue6840 4 года назад +3

      Joren Depauw I'm a girl and I won't ignore someone's dm like that, I wouldn't even want guys to see that way

    • @jorendepauw3372
      @jorendepauw3372 4 года назад +1

      sky blue hehe u sweet

    • @trueheroyt9127
      @trueheroyt9127 3 года назад

      @@skyblue6840 lol it just hurts so much but at least they should replky

    • @randomvideos-nd6yj
      @randomvideos-nd6yj 3 года назад

      Lol same

  • @rennyfurtado7621
    @rennyfurtado7621 4 года назад +16

    Who alle single and here in 2019 like!

  • @tinayay3208
    @tinayay3208 4 года назад +7

    “This more wood you can touch” 😂

  • @seanwong6171
    @seanwong6171 5 лет назад +10

    Water the plants alone. “Can’t make next Friday cause I have to water the plants and it’ll take like 10mins.”

  • @tiagonunes2376
    @tiagonunes2376 6 лет назад +21

    Literally my life in a nutshell

  • @konreh8642
    @konreh8642 5 лет назад +2

    One thing that is the best about being single is that u don’t have to share the family sized hot Cheetos with anyone!! Muahahahahah

  • @saketkulkarni4544
    @saketkulkarni4544 6 лет назад +65

    I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY I AM POPPY

  • @PurpleJCAT1
    @PurpleJCAT1 7 лет назад +59

    IM POPPY

  • @elliepuppyfan9579
    @elliepuppyfan9579 7 лет назад +182

    at 0:01 who else spot the dog at the bed

  • @whizz_0711
    @whizz_0711 3 года назад +5

    My parents sat my older brother down to talk because that thought he was gay, he ended up calling his friend to not come over for a week

  • @happykl324
    @happykl324 6 лет назад +13

    There’s more wood that you can touch LOL 😂

    • @kittyplayer
      @kittyplayer 6 лет назад

      ø A S P E C T ø oml it sound weirdddd

  • @icyrita7308
    @icyrita7308 5 лет назад +5

    I love Debi, shes so cute and perfect, I’m inspired by her confidence and beauty 🥰🤩

  • @aelishajazzgarcia
    @aelishajazzgarcia 5 лет назад +11

    who's here after jianhao's proposal!?

    • @nicodiangel6503
      @nicodiangel6503 5 лет назад

      Nvm that! Who’s here after his kid was born?