ASMR Massaging A Tree Into A Book

[@kyo5840]

One day when my kids ask me how are books made, I'm just gonna show them this video

[@stvrlighttforever]

I think thats a good idea 😂😂 and youre save a lot of time for explaining 😂

[@thatonedudewhodoesstuff334]

Yeah 😂

[@ItsKeyboardCat]

😂😂😂 omg yes

[@BeanzAviation3967]

That's well funny 😂😂

[@zerareota1560]

Now I wonder if I asked my parents how books were made? I once asked my mom if she remembered explaining how animals are made into food and she was just like“I dunno, it wasn’t particularly traumatic I guess”

[@DadiracSierra]

Wtf why is this so relaxing

[@kennetjavil7777]

Now this is an example of LoFi asmr

[@danielgraham1907]

It’s not

[@Kiki-y3t]

⁠@@danielgraham1907to you . If you don’t like it don’t waste your time typing a comment 🫶🏾

[@kennetjavil7777]

@@danielgraham1907 that's up to you. If you don't find it relaxing, so be it

[@danielgraham1907]

@@Kiki-y3tiTs aN oPinIon ❤❤❤

[@WinnieThePooh1989]

He is the Lorax’s worst enemy rn 😂😂

[@LianaBalazadeh]

OMG FRRRRR

[@seasidegoomba]

He is on Lorax watchlist

[@CocoBear-sf7sb]

lol .

[@ScraffyX]

he massaged it and gave it a pedicure too though💀

[@i_kauz_khaoss2307]

He does NOT in fact speak for the trees🗣️

[@Markapuk]

Bros book words that he was writing Just touched me Deep inside. So tragic and Raw, and yet, so peaceful...

[@Crazyhickvr]

Can you imagine being his neighbor just going to get the mail or looking out your window and seeing him just stroking a tree 😂

[@Braxten]

I am groot.

[@bolt92]

😂😂😂

[@AsianMilsim]

AYO 😂

[@AsianMilsim]

​@@Braxten💀 😊

[@skeletoon1572]

​@@Braxten Not that kind of stroking

[@SOURPATCHKIDZXD]

the amount of effort put into this video

[@maxwellkasterko4925]

Yea bro i could feel it and the printer even liked the massage
Im NOT aiii

[@ariegaming3895]

Him:does rough triggers I kinda don’t like
Also me: am getting so much tingles I love it

[@digits_offical2739]

The second one is a splinter speedrun

[@GravidiesC]

The printer?

[@Frostguy10]

@@GravidiesCy-you can’t count?

[@SpyKitCat]

@@GravidiesC bro how do you get splinters from a printer

[@4seamen]

​@@GravidiesCthe printer is the 4 th one

[@GravidiesC]

@Eat_my_noods Nuh uh

[@Finnjaymakes]

As someone who chops wood for my grandparents, *I CAN FEEL THE SPLINTERS*

[@makingpeaceA]

I actually do too!😊

[@Theddosamalover]

Lol same😂😂

[@DeniseMc007]

Me: AAAAAA💀👻

[@grungefrog7840]

Just get some gloves man

[@Finnjaymakes]

@@grungefrog7840 I do, but this was before I had gloves.

[@Jesusparmigiana]

This might be my favourite video of all time, I can’t explain why

[@Masked_Weeb]

This man doesn't fear splinters. Splinters fear him.

[@asterknowswhatsinyoursearch]

For anyone curious the book is his own, I personally like his writing so if you’re interested in a decent book consider his work
(To whom it may concern I am not a bot or AI or an alt account to promote him
I’m a person whose a writer and just happens to care 😭)

[@Moonyboi64]

Same though here I only ever got half way through the book before I had to return it to my local library because they were going bankrupt and the book was the librarians favorite book and she really wanted it back before the place was shut down... But even though I only got half way through the book I still loved it very much

[@asterknowswhatsinyoursearch]

@@Moonyboi64 yeah I really need to see if my local library has the book(Hurricane Dan) I’ve been reading so I can finish it (btw I read a little on Kindle and wanna finish the book)

[@7cc5417]

@@asterknowswhatsinyoursearchthat’s the most Ai sounding message I’ve ever heard if this isn’t an alt account to promote this book I’m surprised

[@JimboAverage]

@@7cc5417the cover uses AI so I wouldn’t be surprised

[@NewtIsTheBestCharacterInTMR]

@@7cc5417yeah, and they don’t have any videos either

[@euies]

The best way to promote your book, really.

[@arliaquach27]

Why is this actually so tingly like wtf 😂

[@ObungaMonke]

How tf did u get tingles? 😭

[@MrOgel-fy3jg]

Tf is a tingle

[@joefarmer4465]

That is CREATIVITY!

[@Felix-kv4ev]

As a book myself I can confirm that this is how I got created

[@jacksonkokich274]

As a human I can confirm this is top 16 best RUclips shorts comment

[@anxious_mushroom]

​@@jacksonkokich274 As a person I can confirm you are one of the nicest people ever❤

[@Mush_room410]

@@anxious_mushroomI’m happy to know that there’s still good ppl out there like u❤️

[@no-visor6981]

As a Harry Potter book I can confirm that I am the reason why there is less trees in the world

[@cooIskeleton94]

​​@@anxious_mushroomAs an alien, I can confirm that you're the first person we're going to abduct.

[@tapesayshowdy]

I love how he promotes his books in asmr form

[@AxBodaysprae]

Via massaging tree corpse

[@venividivicilgd]

Yeah and the text is like fhfhakdhccsjdjvtjf fmskyzvtxjsndnfivzsbdnfncn

[@sideturn7168]

Wait this is actually his book bruh

[@HeyyoutubeitzK]

I actually LOVED this!! So creative

[@JANEZVR]

WE GETTIN SPLINTERS, BLISTERS, AND PAPER-CUTS WITH THIS ONE!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣💥💥💥💥💥

[@Gargamel_0]

Never had a papercut

[@certifiedsigmae]

​@@Gargamel_0 how

[@amandagarten9793]

The first two and last one sounded sooooo good.

[@DefNotMyEmail]

Frrr

[@theglitchedwolfyt6831]

We need a whole video of this

[@Rebel650]

We do😂😂

[@user-rb7gs6ho8w]

real

[@Rizzerofodds]

Fr

[@SkiMReTrO]

Agreed

[@MatsKommers]

Fr tho

[@Lilybee53]

I can already feel the splinters

[@THECHOSENONE199]

I’m gonna need to see your tree massaging license

[@ThunderWolfAnimates]

He has one, it's just in his back left pocket.

[@Red_borne]

@@ThunderWolfAnimatesoh gosh he forgot it, no matter, he’ll massage you into his license

[@Couriercarries]

If you mention it he'll massage you into a book

[@user-fm1rg4iy6r]

Got me a loicense for tree massagin' roight 'ere!!!

[@lukeplayinglazers6413]

"Honey the tree massager is back!"
Edit: Tysm for the likes!!

[@joaopedromatos8069]

"Honey he is turning our tree into planks"

[@joaopedromatos8069]

"Don't leave the house until he leaves ok"

[@Dragon-Bloodstone]

HAHAHA

[@Gojo-and-Geto-was_here]

@@joaopedromatos8069”dad why is that man touching a tree? “

[@DeafLoudness]

@@Gojo-and-Geto-was_here "Well son, that’s how you make books/"

[@HadleyThings]

The amount of splinters in this video is insane. Give this guy some credit for rubbing his hands along wood just to give us tingles.

[@Leonardodepookie]

the amount of splinters.papercuts,scratches this man had to endure is incredible. he is the CHOSEN ONE

[@Messigoat_editz]

Person: What do you do for a living
Him: I touch trees aggressively

[@F.B.I.Official417]

🤨📸

[@cr_chain]

Bro been caught by the official fbi

[@Alex-op5jw]

🤨📸

[@Theassistant-thekiller]

AYOOO

[@Grimsickle]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@Verttungas]

This has to be one of the most creative ASMR video I've seen

[@SilenceTSBG]

Ikr bro

[@JaylinaCalderon-ll2ym]

So true though

[@alhamdullillaholloxgashuku5683]

So tingle i really love it ❤❤❤

[@user-nu5gx5hu1n]

This is the most creative one ever ❤

[@extremebrah]

God bless you Brett and thank you for your relaxing videos.

[@inkee235]

This video made me think about how cool a "keyboard massage" video would be, the soft clacking+rubbing noises would sound really good !!

[@Blue_689]

He has one of those videos.

[@rziels7153]

This should be a series. Messaging a tree into a book part 1256 would be fire

[@DVS_808]

Love the traffic noises. Sooo relaxing
*Sarcasm*

[@whoa478]

‘Tis a delicate craft, one which you have mastered.

[@1blobbyboi]

now THATS a quality book
keep the egg chain going
@warden6699 has ruined the egg chain, nerd

[@joaopedromatos8069]

Lol🥚

[@Zepery]

🥚

[@1blobbyboi]

🥚

[@Stitchisbetter]

🥚

[@UrLocalShinobiii]

That's quality tree in start

[@JoeyMKVII]

Ngl this gave me mad tingles 😋

[@Orange2-t7q]

One of the best asmr videos ever

[@Cavivi6]

You have an amazing book i could understand everything

[@Ultra_gru]

how is this man not afraid of getting a splinter with that tree

[@YuriGoofov]

if he works with his hands for a living he wont get them from that kind of wood lol. only splinters ive had in the last 10 years have been from metal.

[@God.with.backpackboy]

90% sure he is the author of the book

[@vaporkay7831]

nah, fr?

[@im_diversum]

He is it’s on Amazon. Forever man by Bret wellman

[@Jeb189]

@@im_diversumthe front image of the book is AI generated 😂

[@im_diversum]

@@Jeb189 but it’s real? And he’s an author that has multiple books?

[@aruesato]

he can't be an artist and a writer can he​@@Jeb189

[@noraeld5020]

The page massaging was so nice!

[@jscar1222]

He is so good, and I don’t know how

[@PeterGriffinOG101]

Am I the only one who realized he is the author of the book, literally

[@adriannaaguaiza5200]

Wait fr?

[@lApLeXl]

​@@adriannaaguaiza5200yep

[@theanalogcirclepodcast.9416]

This was waaaaay better than I was expecting.

[@Bru.h]

Never thought aggressively rubbing paper would sound so relaxing

[@Kenithegreat356]

It gives me the tingles

[@shaded_acorn]

Absolutely the best ASMR massage out there

[@mentallyunstable08]

Gave me fr tingles

[@Mr.dude1022]

agreed

[@Totallynot_Lucy12]

Why was this so relaxing tho 😌

[@Raine_water07]

I love the part of the atory that says "be9hveihve8hvheb8yeb7h" sutch inspiring words

[@SpetsnazGRU-Z]

Damn those splinters must be crazy

[@m1k3prod]

Super tingly love this kinda asmr

[@Cakes2312]

The most relaxing deforestation video.

[@krystalthomson8301]

Just take a moment to appreciate this guy cause he does not care if he get splinters or gets hurt he will do asmr just so we get sleep 😴

[@FrecklyAsh_26021]

This is actually oddly satisfying

[@NOCONTENT-sp1rc]

he massaged so hard that even the pc was relaxed

[@5ambeanie5mbeanie-pd9vz]

POV the tree “ more plz it feels good “ 😂😂

[@KeltonIsaksen]

It’s actually kinda satisfying

[@Dandelion1322]

Why did I tingle so hard

[@Jbltester334]

Same

[@nyohohoo]

My man has made a Contract with those trees, he's immune to splinters now

[@Theasandaker3]

We need more asmr like this😢🤭

[@ccramsey8194]

The amount of splinters accumulated during the first part of the video is unimaginable

[@Mr.-primary]

Massage a cow into ground beef next

[@Lily-zd6dx]

The printer massage was so good

[@anisaansari1614]

for realllllllllllllllll

[@Treyasourus]

Why is this actually so good?😂

[@slicklightning_gamer771]

Instructions unclear, my book turned into a tree

[@user-eq9mq1ur1g]

Omg best ASMR in the world

[@Jon-os2vg]

My man out here getting splinters for yall!

[@rachelthedogmum]

Most creative asmr i've seen so far ngl. And a very good one too

[@MegaKushkushkush]

This is genius. I love how you put this together brother✊🏾

[@trunksjj95927]

This is genius

[@aidenmiller-yi3zq]

This almost made me fall asleep and I’m standing

[@lifesyphon1]

I had no idea this is how books were made! Remarkable!

[@Likmiknutz]

I want mine delivered with every page crumpled up and a back of splinters and wood chips in the very back 😁

[@Blueandpink_]

Him : *massages a tree*
Splinters : did you miss me 🥰

[@tui-paul9532]

Imagine walking into you’re library and seeing this guy violate a damn printer

[@TheKiddyJester]

WE GETTING THE TINGLES WITH THIS ONE BOYS 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️

[@lea_dmjnv]

Ohh massaging the paper was so relaxing! Please more of that💛

[@matthewsnow1118]

This is the recipe to splinters💀💀

[@Totallyrealnails]

Omygod I love the is video it’s so relaxing

[@DrDistinguished]

Why did I actually get tingles

[@user-kq2bq2nt7t]

It’s so creative

[@mushroom497]

that book is very fresh

[@MoonQuietYT]

WE GETTING SPLINTERS WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@irmacarkadzic8371]

The tree is getting a 100,000 massage treatment but the paper is getting violated😭

[@Amoney_boi]

i love how making a book requires many fatal splinters

[@TheAdoringFan]

The way your ran your fingers on that gave me ASM-aren’t 🪦

[@Mustafa-edits7887]

This so great and this is my 23 time watching it

[@caelynbug]

The neighbors be like “babe he’s doing it again!” 😂

[@lancealot8709]

If he could do that to a tree, imagine what he could do to a person.. strong hands and patience

[@D1STURB3D-777]

Honestly so creative love it

[@Darkmemory-l3w]

Why does it tingles it's so good

[@imtired5401]

Mans isn’t afraid of splinters💀

[@1Archangel_Lucifer1]

bro ur literally everywhere

[@imtired5401]

@@1Archangel_Lucifer1
Got a problem?

[@1Archangel_Lucifer1]

@@imtired5401 no sir, ma’am, or person

[@imtired5401]

@@1Archangel_Lucifer1
Good.

[@KsksjsnBdbshns-pi5gx]

​@@imtired5401I've never seen you

[@bubmusic1229]

The splinters I'd get...

[@AhmoSelo_187Editzz]

I watched this 15 times its so good❤🤤

[@pazmaniandevil3925]

Bro definitely gives good massages

[@Bingchiling607]

Pov: Me trying to get multiple splinters to skip school 😂

[@valerss3332]

Bro is a magician

[@thebroker2191]

This is dope man. You just....get it.