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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @thomasalvarez6456
    @thomasalvarez6456 Месяц назад +466

    The phrase 'It's dead Jim'. Has never been more true.

    • @GremmPaltakin
      @GremmPaltakin Месяц назад +6

      it will be even more dead the next time

    • @Mord12gp
      @Mord12gp Месяц назад +3

      Isn't it "'She's' dead Jim."

    • @KiltedCritic
      @KiltedCritic Месяц назад +10

      It's worse than dead.......IT'S BRAIN IS GONE!!!

    • @riogrande5761
      @riogrande5761 Месяц назад +1

      Very dead

    • @steelrad6363
      @steelrad6363 Месяц назад +8

      You cannae change the laws of physics.

  • @braxxian
    @braxxian Месяц назад +120

    Slone from DS9 was the perfect Section 31 character. Quiet and unobtrusive, just going about his secret business without drawing any attention to himself. Section 31 was so secret that no one below the level of admiral even seemed to know they existed. Those were the days.

    • @butcherjsy8
      @butcherjsy8 Месяц назад +9

      The only way to do Section 31 right is to bring Sloan back (played by William Sadler), he is Section 31. Yes he died, but that's not enough to stop a character like that! Not that I'd trust the current people to do it right though, best to let Star Trek die. I'll always have my collection of tng, ds9 and voy, so I'm over it!

    • @antonywyper7570
      @antonywyper7570 Месяц назад +3

      exactly ! they were interesting because we knew nothing about them. peeking behind the curtain is only going to undermine what came before. I'm not interested.

    • @Asara-k7e
      @Asara-k7e Месяц назад +3

      ​@@butcherjsy8Good that is how you should see it. I stopped watching this show after Enterprise with Archer. I heard these new shows are disasters. I watch old star trex on Pluto sometimes. I can't stop these people writing this new stuff I heard was trash but I can outright ban them. I consider Star Trex dead.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 Месяц назад +3

      Not trek or 31 but bester from Babylon 5 served the same purpose and bailed that role to a t

    • @DannyKnightblade45
      @DannyKnightblade45 22 дня назад

      The real Section 31 were kinda like the assassins in the John Wick franchise. They were almost like ghosts the way they were super secretive and didn't draw attention to themselves.

  • @councilofkarens729
    @councilofkarens729 Месяц назад +286

    It's a show about a super secret organisation, with a uniform, insignia, operating in the open. Like they say, characters can only ever be as intelligent as the people writing them.

    • @Ma55ey
      @Ma55ey Месяц назад +26

      There's a big problem with making a new trek section 31 show.. In new trek, starfleet already acts like section 31...

    • @doberski6855
      @doberski6855 Месяц назад +5

      Hey! It worked so well for SHIELD in Captain Marvel!🤣Plus SHIELD had coffee mugs!

    • @kevinfisher5492
      @kevinfisher5492 Месяц назад +19

      It's also been done before, it was called "Torchwood" and it was mostly awful. Section 31 represents everything Roddenberry was against in Star Trek.

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 Месяц назад +10

      Never been a Trekkie myself, but yea I remember watching it with my grandpa and they were more of the scary, no idea who they were kind of organization. Like a guy living in your neighborhood for five years and you don't know the whole reason he's been there is because he's deciding whether the whole street is an enemy of Starfleet kinda thing.

    • @thatpatrickguy3446
      @thatpatrickguy3446 Месяц назад +11

      Spot on. And lord knows these writers have the intelligence of the library paste they likely ate in school.

  • @EasyEight3674
    @EasyEight3674 Месяц назад +268

    The bleak darkness of NuTrek reflects the internal bleak darkness of the writers...

    • @ReasonablySkeptic
      @ReasonablySkeptic Месяц назад

      They cannot write or imagine what they don't know. So they always put themselves in their writing. WHY are there so many toxic insufferable woman characters these days? Modern hollywoke diversity hires.

    • @Botothe.e
      @Botothe.e Месяц назад +7

      With an extra layer of actual darkness on top, just in case.

    • @chuckintexas
      @chuckintexas Месяц назад +6

      The internal DARKNESS of _ALL_ *WOKE* !

    • @williamalderson5328
      @williamalderson5328 Месяц назад +2

      Came here to say the same thing.

    • @spencesanders7879
      @spencesanders7879 Месяц назад +2

      Faux Trek. Nu Trek implies Star Trek.

  • @yendor0001
    @yendor0001 Месяц назад +142

    We're a super secret organization. Nobody knows about us. SUUUUUUUPER secret. Here is your section 31 team jersey. Here is your section 31 softball uniform. Here are your section 31 Christmas ornaments. Here is your section 31 ID card. And here is your unique section 31 communicator badge. When people ask, tell them you are part of a suuuuuuper secret organization called section 31 and ask them not to tell anyone. They have a real grasp of the concepts demonstrated in the 1960s series... Get Smart. I wonder if Georgiou will have a shoe phone.

    • @haplozetetic9519
      @haplozetetic9519 Месяц назад +14

      "I wonder if Georgiou will have a shoe phone."😄👍

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 Месяц назад +15

      ...don't forget lunchbox and fountain drink from McDonald's.

    • @joshuacalkins
      @joshuacalkins Месяц назад +10

      They should save their SUUPER secret conversations for the Cone of Silence! Or everyone on the bridge can plug their ears and shout while the most secret secrets get whispered between top agents…

    • @nicholas2275
      @nicholas2275 Месяц назад +6

      Couldn't stop laughing at that one

    • @warauder4253
      @warauder4253 Месяц назад

      @@skylx0812 Oh and the Section 31 Flamethrower, for the kids.

  • @Agent_86_
    @Agent_86_ Месяц назад +20

    "Bones...can you... REVIVE... this franchise?!"
    "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"

  • @augustlion5105
    @augustlion5105 Месяц назад +163

    My soul weaps for Star Trek. Please, let it rest in peace. 😢

    • @G.R.V-v4g
      @G.R.V-v4g Месяц назад +7

      And Star Wars, and Doctor Who.....

    • @matthewronsson
      @matthewronsson Месяц назад +1

      I'm sure your soul also weeps.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 Месяц назад +4

      Why would we weep? There is only the original series & TNG.

    • @justanothercomment416
      @justanothercomment416 Месяц назад +4

      @@councilofkarens729 There are only three star wars movies.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 Месяц назад +5

      @@justanothercomment416 Surely you aren't forgetting the magnum opus that is the Star Wars Holiday Special? 🤣 There are only three Indiana Jones movies, two Alien movies, two Terminator movies, two predator movies, one jaws movie, one Blade Runner, one 2001, one Gladiator, one Ghostbusters movie, one Shining movie.....

  • @rlg1976x
    @rlg1976x Месяц назад +140

    Section 31: The most overt covert agency in history.

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 Месяц назад +13

      Putting thr "overt" in "covert".

    • @Uzarran
      @Uzarran Месяц назад +11

      "The most official unofficial Splinter Cells."

    • @justanothercomment416
      @justanothercomment416 Месяц назад +9

      Don't worry, they constantly shush people not to talk. That way they keep everything secret.

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 Месяц назад +1

      As covert as Bond, James Bond!

  • @jpenir
    @jpenir Месяц назад +128

    I binged the original 6 movies over the weekend. Thats real Trek

    • @Gus-il4bx
      @Gus-il4bx Месяц назад +8

      You must be going through a binge tour of Star Trek because I just got through watching Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan; just a few days after watching the last episode of Star Trek: The Original Series season 3. Once movie 6 is out of the way I start binge watching Star Trek: TNG and their 4 movies; then it's off to DS9 followed by voyager then Enterprise series. 🙂 I try and do a binge tour of Star Trek every 6 to 8 months.

    • @chuckintexas
      @chuckintexas Месяц назад +3

      Understanding so much if the how and WHY of TOS Trek , I can't even do TNG or DS9 . I can BARELY do Voyager . ONLY Enterprise comes close . Thank GOODNESS for Star Trek Continues , elsewhere here in Y-T .

    • @maxwellgarrison2983
      @maxwellgarrison2983 Месяц назад

      The music of Star Trek III is 👌. Lots of deep imagery there at the end. Strangely, lots of Catholic imagery after Spock's resurrection that I got, but my dad didn't because he is not religious.

  • @noneed4me2n7
    @noneed4me2n7 Месяц назад +141

    Alex Kurtzman has a death grip on that IP. Wish he’d realize he sucks and let someone else have a go.

    • @hudsonball4702
      @hudsonball4702 Месяц назад +1

      He's too stuck up and prideful to see his own shittiness.

    • @MrWhipple42
      @MrWhipple42 Месяц назад +13

      Or a convenient bus would just happen to come along.

    • @majorhemroid
      @majorhemroid Месяц назад +27

      He's someone who thinks he knows better and tells the fans off with spitefulness and horrible stories.
      Which makes him the Kathleen Kennedy of Star Trek.

    • @kevinfisher5492
      @kevinfisher5492 Месяц назад +21

      Matalas had a go and actually did a much better job. Which is why Kurtzman hated it.

    • @Tallacus
      @Tallacus Месяц назад +15

      He is a failure with everything he touches, from Bayformers to that The Mummy movie with Tom Cruise that was supposed to launch Universal's Dark Universe

  • @S-T-E-V-E
    @S-T-E-V-E Месяц назад +135

    They talk about Michelle Yeoh as if she's as important to Star Trek as Leonard Nimoy or Shatner, as she deserves her own spin off! It's all just shit!

    • @nealsterling8151
      @nealsterling8151 Месяц назад +18

      Lol, they are delusional.

    • @ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw
      @ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw Месяц назад

      Probably the same delusional thinking that made Disney think they could build a new Trilogy around Rey Palpatine. Because they have nothing else left.

    • @WillCamx
      @WillCamx Месяц назад +5

      Who?

    • @poppedweasel
      @poppedweasel Месяц назад +18

      Is she that ageing asian actress that seems to be in everything lately?

    • @Plisken65
      @Plisken65 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@WillCamx😂😂

  • @baz80s18
    @baz80s18 Месяц назад +59

    Exactly. The problem with "modern" trek is that it isn't star trek. Dark and gritty is not what star trek should be. Star trek should be a bright Utopian future NOT dystopian.

    • @lesigh1749
      @lesigh1749 Месяц назад

      Star Trek was ALWAYS about bitter recovering addict lesbian dropping F bombs and murdering people with knives, bigot. 😑

    • @GudieveNing
      @GudieveNing Месяц назад +6

      Exactly.

    • @justanothercomment416
      @justanothercomment416 Месяц назад +7

      They did the same with James Bond too. The newer Craig stuff is a fun action watch but it has nothing to do with the original Bond universe.

  • @ilikethathat2964
    @ilikethathat2964 Месяц назад +85

    OTOY Unification did more to repair the franchise in 7 minutes than Paramount has been able to do in a decade.

    • @joshuacalkins
      @joshuacalkins Месяц назад +8

      Because with the exception of Picard s3, it’s all gone off a cliff. It’ll take more than 7 minutes to put a dent in the huge amount of trash they’ve generated. OTOY made a beautiful memorial for a very dead franchise.

    • @mistermr.6938
      @mistermr.6938 Месяц назад +9

      That was the end of Star Trek. The book is finally closed. This stuff since the reboot in 2009 is just scifi that stole the name.

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 Месяц назад

      ​@@mistermr.6938there is no sci in there at all.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 Месяц назад +3

      and with not a word said.

    • @LarsLoveToMosh
      @LarsLoveToMosh Месяц назад +5

      ​@@joshuacalkins I have to disagree even with Picard Season 3.
      I disagreed with so many decisions of the Story.
      And don't let me start with the undeserving Enterprise-G

  • @SimonSezSo
    @SimonSezSo Месяц назад +108

    Star Trek hasn't been Star Trek since JJ's first movie.

    • @sardonicspartan9343
      @sardonicspartan9343 Месяц назад +9

      I agree but JJ Trek as bad as it is, is still better than NuTrek.

    • @sandman_says_runrunner4701
      @sandman_says_runrunner4701 Месяц назад +11

      I would argue Abrams first movie was not Star Trek either. Beastie Boys?! Great band but has no business being in a Star Trek film soundtrack. Just the tip of the iceberg.

    • @Mark-hr9dy
      @Mark-hr9dy Месяц назад +9

      @@sardonicspartan9343 initially on the first viewing of the ST 2009 trailer I thought 'hey not bad’. The actors for the roles looked good especially Karl Urban and Zachary Quinto but the ship and its interiors didn’t work. I saw the movie and felt I was watching something crossed between Marvels Avengers and some crazy Chinese Japanese knock off real life anime flick.

    • @chadnine3432
      @chadnine3432 Месяц назад +4

      @@sardonicspartan9343 The films were already heading in the direction of Dumb Action Flick. JJ Abrams finished the job and excised all the Trek out of Star Trek.

    • @joshuacalkins
      @joshuacalkins Месяц назад +5

      The Kelvin trilogy, for all its many faults, is Shakespeare compared to everything that’s come since. It’s fine to dislike it, but I can’t comfortably lump it in with the shows that came after. It’s vastly superior to them.

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 Месяц назад +42

    My favorite part of the trailer was when the dude asked “how many sections would you like your pizza cut into?” and Michelle Yeoh said “31,” then everybody cried. Truly a moment.

    • @willpower8061
      @willpower8061 Месяц назад +4

      My favorite part of the trailer, is the end.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 Месяц назад +1

      I disagree. I think it was Michelle Yeoh asked "Are we some sort of........ Section 31?"

    • @skyserf
      @skyserf Месяц назад +3

      It’s Section 31 time!!! 😒

  • @GordonRunklePhoto
    @GordonRunklePhoto Месяц назад +47

    It's a very broken world which thinks that to be "smart" and "sophisticated" one has to be dark and dystopian.

  • @j0hnf_uk
    @j0hnf_uk Месяц назад +3

    The irony of a secret service with agents who, in real-life never knew other agents, never mind associated with them, and yet this particular Star Trek version of a, 'secret service', has them all openly going about together, all dressed in a similar way and most likely doing things that draw attention to themselves under the guise of investigating.

  • @motaz1975
    @motaz1975 Месяц назад +23

    looks more like "The Chronicles of Riddick" than any Trek i have ever seen

  • @bauer9101
    @bauer9101 Месяц назад +48

    It doesn’t help I happened to watch TNG’s The Measure Of A Man this morning. The gulf in quality is massive.

    • @Bow-to-the-absurd
      @Bow-to-the-absurd Месяц назад +9

      Nu trek has no morality

    • @paul.9828
      @paul.9828 Месяц назад +5

      @@Bow-to-the-absurd This is a reflection on the values of people being hired as writers.

    • @Otokichi786
      @Otokichi786 Месяц назад +5

      I've been watching episodes from the five "Star Trek" TV series on the MeTV-owned "Heroes and Icons" channel. "Star Trek: Enterprise" episodes that looked so-so during the original run now shine like a lighthouse on a "dark and stormy night" compared to "modern star trek."

  • @joshualandry3160
    @joshualandry3160 Месяц назад +4

    One of the key points of the original section 31 is that it wasn't just classified but was illegal outright. It was heavily implied that it was a rouge operation that occasionally a few admirals and other staff would turn a blind eye to them.

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 Месяц назад +20

    The 80s cop comedy "Sledge Hammer" had a recurring character he was one of Det. Hammer's "secret" informers. They would always meet in crowded places and they guy would keep shushing Hammer and yelling at him not to look at him even though he would right out in the open.
    He'd be great for 31.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Месяц назад +3

      Was watching that recently, hadn't seen it since I was a kid - man, that humor, actual humor, has been banned by HollyweirdLand.

    • @baronvg
      @baronvg Месяц назад +3

      I applaud you for referencing a great short lived cult show from my youth.

    • @nitendaymare698
      @nitendaymare698 Месяц назад

      I would build a reverse silencer for my phaser and call it a loudener

    • @CliffordBruner
      @CliffordBruner Месяц назад +2

      Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

  • @danielgrimaldi9820
    @danielgrimaldi9820 Месяц назад +35

    Starfleet is facing a threat like nothing before, again

    • @joshuacalkins
      @joshuacalkins Месяц назад +4

      And that threat is Kurtzman.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Месяц назад +4

      A new virus, worse than any before threatening mankind: woke.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 Месяц назад +1

      "Somehow, the threat to Starfleet returned"

    • @CliffordBruner
      @CliffordBruner Месяц назад +2

      @@joshuacalkins And JJ Abrams as well.

    • @joshuacalkins
      @joshuacalkins Месяц назад

      @@CliffordBruner At this point the JJ stuff is so much better than everything since that I can’t group them together. He was the gateway to the new ‘trek’ though, so in some ways he deserves a ton of credit for wrecking the franchise with his underlings and “no love or knowledge required” approach to stewardship.

  • @drofwarcnwahs2108
    @drofwarcnwahs2108 Месяц назад +9

    The sets are dark because they don't want to build them out. Pretty simple stuff. Makes the resulting product look off and cheap but the CFO doesn't care so long as his bonus check clears.

  • @LornRoberts
    @LornRoberts Месяц назад +75

    Star Trek was inspired by WW2 naval warfare and 60's style idealism. Modern writers can't grok it, so they do stuff like this instead. Take it or leave it's not Trek, and won't ever be Trek.

    • @PunksterOS
      @PunksterOS Месяц назад +8

      Isn't that Star Wars that you are thinking of? I always thought Star Trek was inspired by the stories of Horatio Hornblower naval warfare but in space. I am not certain though.

    • @mnirwin5112
      @mnirwin5112 Месяц назад +10

      @@PunksterOS The referral to "WW2 naval warfare" refers (I think) specifically to the episode "Balance of Terror", in which the Enterprise plays cat-and-mouse with a Romulan ship. The episode was a futuristic version of the movie "The Enemy Below", in which an American vessel and a German U-boat play the same cat-and-mouse game.

    • @PunksterOS
      @PunksterOS Месяц назад +6

      @@mnirwin5112 Ah, righto, now that you mention it, I do recall hearing about that. Great episode of Trek, that is.

    • @bunnyfreakz
      @bunnyfreakz Месяц назад +1

      Star Trek is Socialism. People just don't get it.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 Месяц назад

      How dare you. Several of them have played Call of Duty! (on journalist mode, of course)

  • @CowboyRobot2000
    @CowboyRobot2000 Месяц назад +16

    "It STINKS!"
    -Jay Sherman, The Critic
    Jay Sherman: "I will now spin the wheel to see which medical condition I'd rather have than watch this slop." *Spins wheel* "And the winner is... Spastic Colon!"

    • @skyserf
      @skyserf Месяц назад +2

      Perfect 👌

  • @patrick_j_lee
    @patrick_j_lee Месяц назад +9

    This movie is default Kurtzman: dark lighting, dark clothes, dark characters. It seems that if he isn't reminded every 5 minutes by the fans that we want Trek to be like it was in the Golden Age, then he immediately returns to those default settings.

  • @PunksterOS
    @PunksterOS Месяц назад +67

    That Reunification 8 minute short film with had a far better dialogue than anything I have seen from this Section 31 dreck.
    When are we getting a *_Deus v Machina - A Cody Stockton Mystery_* adaptation for mOdErN aUdIeNcEs?

    • @karahughes7074
      @karahughes7074 Месяц назад +1

      How about never, mainly because it is a really good, fascinating novel which brings in new characters and new ideas which people don't want. They want to retread the old Cash Cow (except that that doesn't work anymore.) But hey, I'd like to see that - the Cody Stockton Mystery Deus v Machina - but I doubt I ever will.

    • @WillCamx
      @WillCamx Месяц назад +5

      Dialogue was delivered better too.

    • @Ma55ey
      @Ma55ey Месяц назад +4

      Lol it had more soul in 5 minutes than 5 seasons of discovery 😂

    • @PunksterOS
      @PunksterOS Месяц назад +4

      @@WillCamx The dialogue was far more believable and authentic. Section 31 is just embarrassing, at least it should be but sadly, those who worked on it and think what they are doing is in anyway Star Trek, probably cannot get embarrassed because they already disappeared up their own @R53 many years ago.

    • @BeautifulFreakOG
      @BeautifulFreakOG Месяц назад +1

      there is no dilogue in that 🤡
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @mmcleod06
    @mmcleod06 Месяц назад +9

    Think of these as training films. They're conditioning us to accept the real dystopia when it arrives.

    • @allank534
      @allank534 Месяц назад

      Yep. The problem is that most sci-fi is dystopian and Star Trek was the franchise that bucked the trend and gave us a more hopeful version of the future where humanity has evolved beyond such things as intolerance and selfishness. Modern writers don’t care about that and have made the franchise just as blah as everything else.

  • @GartheKnightReturns
    @GartheKnightReturns Месяц назад +31

    Gene Roddenberry is spinning so fast in his grave he’s becoming a gyroscope.
    The rectal cancer that is Alex Kurtzman and crew is still eating away at the corpse of Star Trek.

    • @lexloose2112
      @lexloose2112 Месяц назад

      He's spinning so fast he's causing poleshift.!

    • @mujinn_
      @mujinn_ Месяц назад

      I am not so sure. He was pretty liberal for his time on this earth. He hated religion, hated capitalism, a big womanizer, and he loved socialist. He did have hope for a brighter future, but his vision was very much left of center.

    • @ReturnofBenjamin
      @ReturnofBenjamin Месяц назад +1

      He's spinning so fast that we could use him to power warp drive.

    • @councilofkarens729
      @councilofkarens729 Месяц назад

      Luckily J.R.R. Tolkien is spinning in the opposite direction, so they cancel each other out.

  • @coulsonintahiti
    @coulsonintahiti Месяц назад +21

    Remember when we were mad the Borg got nerfed for Voyager and First Contact?
    Or when Enterprise gave the Romulans cloaking tech a century early?
    Or when Kelvin completely ruined literally every culture and piece of technology in existence?
    yeah, I want those good times back too 😢

    • @Johnston212
      @Johnston212 Месяц назад

      You got mad about Voyager and First Contact?

    • @coulsonintahiti
      @coulsonintahiti Месяц назад +2

      @@Johnston212 nah i wasnt alive yet actually, but when i learned about them, kinda. The entire point of the borg was that destroying any one borg wouldn't end the collective, yet both FC and VOY use the queen to do that and have the queen make some very stupid decisions.

  • @s13gouf60
    @s13gouf60 Месяц назад +91

    Nutrek is unwatchable.

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 Месяц назад +42

    It’s worse than that it’s dead Jim! Dead Jim! Dead Jim! It’s worse than that it’s dead Jim! dead Jim! dead!

    • @workingZen
      @workingZen Месяц назад +4

      Tune!!! :D

    • @trance_trousers
      @trance_trousers Месяц назад

      @@workingZen There's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off Jim!

    • @WillCamx
      @WillCamx Месяц назад +5

      Ye canna change the laws oh physics, laws oh physics, laws oh physics. Ye canna change the laws oh physics, laws oh physics Jim.

    • @StevieZala
      @StevieZala Месяц назад +6

      There's Klingons on the Starboard bow, Starboard bow Jim

    • @mysterymastermind175
      @mysterymastermind175 Месяц назад +6

      Its life Jim, but not as we know it

  • @e.j.vkanty4482
    @e.j.vkanty4482 Месяц назад +5

    Nah. It's not a poor man's Guardians of the Galaxy. It's more like The Fast and the Furious in space. 😆

  • @szlava3641
    @szlava3641 Месяц назад +146

    Star Trek died after Enterprise and Nemesis

    • @PunksterOS
      @PunksterOS Месяц назад +36

      Looking back at Enterprise, i feel like I owe Rick Berman a lot of apologies because I really disliked it but having watched it online in the last few years, I enjoyed it, despite its many flaws. At least it was Star Trek, I am not sure what this new stuff is supposed to be.

    • @ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw
      @ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw Месяц назад +10

      @@PunksterOS Just because the current day garbage makes older mediocre Trek look good does not mean it now deserves a pass. We correctly judged it by the standards of TOS, TNG and DS9 at the time. It was left wanting. It is still left wanting. We deserve better then mediocre Trek at best. We deserve the best, or nothing. Never settle for anything but the best or mediocre slop is all you will ever get.

    • @kal0247
      @kal0247 Месяц назад

      ​@@PunksterOSEnterprise is unrated

    • @Pastrybfs
      @Pastrybfs Месяц назад +3

      The JJ movies are actually good in their own way. Disco was the real beginning of the end.

    • @majorhemroid
      @majorhemroid Месяц назад +8

      Star Trek went into a coma with Voyager.
      Then JJ stuck a dagger in it's heart and that was the end of it.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear Месяц назад +5

    ‘I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from NOT surprise!’
    - Iago, Aladdin

  • @space.raider.2271
    @space.raider.2271 Месяц назад +4

    Modern Trek is like nuclear waste. Avoid contact at all costs unless you're an expert in dangerous waste.

  • @saladinbob
    @saladinbob Месяц назад +11

    Here's how to do Section 31. Show Section 31 from Section 31's perspective and portray them as Starfleet officers, not moustache twirling villains. Show their side of a story in which the Federation is facing a serious threat and how and more importantly why they deal with it in the manner they do, exploring their motivations for believing the ends justify the means, and you do it in a _single_ episode where you allow the audience to draw their own conclusions whereupon the fandom will debate the merits of each side on Reddit, generating buzz for the show. Are Section 31 a few good men? Or a few misguided men? That's how Trek is meant to be made.

  • @thekingdommovieschannel
    @thekingdommovieschannel Месяц назад +16

    I don't consider Discovery canon and I will not give this my time , Trek is dead to me , we'll always have old Trek to look back on, just who the hell is this new crap made for.

  • @DmitriVanderbilt
    @DmitriVanderbilt Месяц назад +5

    I can't fucking believe they went through with making this. Whew. Remember when people though Enterprise was bad? HA!

  • @NinjaChris77
    @NinjaChris77 Месяц назад +13

    "Omg, people REALLY liked Picard 3, they want Legacy, ... well, lets do the complete opposite, lets go dark and cringy, cause thats what they hate the most!"

    • @CliffordBruner
      @CliffordBruner Месяц назад

      And we all find out that Seven was originally born a male and that the Borg Collective gave Seven a Sex Change Operation when Seven was assimilated as a young boy.

  • @kevinfisher5492
    @kevinfisher5492 Месяц назад +10

    This is basically Torchwood Trek.

  • @rapomnam
    @rapomnam Месяц назад +2

    They've never worked with people doing street level covert work. Know what they look like? A guy on his way to a baseball game, a guy getting parts for his motorcycle, the guy on the corner with a "will work for food sign" or in other words, just random people.

  • @mikegolden5096
    @mikegolden5096 Месяц назад +10

    It's worse than dead...It's brain is gone !

  • @ianlassitter2397
    @ianlassitter2397 Месяц назад +26

    "I’m a doctor, not a ultra woke, Kurtzman modern trek moron!" - Bones, seeing todays "trek", probably.

  • @BitesizeUGC
    @BitesizeUGC Месяц назад +4

    Section 31 was one guy. One guy who knew where all the bodies were buried. He manipulated others to do his bidding. One guy.

  • @JosephWiess
    @JosephWiess Месяц назад +3

    I'll take "Star Trek series we don't want to see, for a thousand, Alex."

  • @KAL5370
    @KAL5370 Месяц назад +11

    No! I will not tolerate anything new from Star Trek. Everyone involved is trash and none of them know anything about Star Trek.

  • @RockyBergen
    @RockyBergen Месяц назад +3

    "looks like a poor man's GotG..." may be the most polite thing I've ever heard you say...

  • @thatguyfromcetialphaV
    @thatguyfromcetialphaV Месяц назад +7

    I said farewell to Star Trek with Unification.

  • @dominiks_geeky_life_2
    @dominiks_geeky_life_2 Месяц назад +11

    Philippa Georgiou appeals to the "YAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAY" section of the Star Trek fandom.

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 Месяц назад +10

    Fuck this show... it's one thing to make your own original show, but to make one off one of the things from a show I adore is going too far.

  • @NJB74656
    @NJB74656 Месяц назад +3

    Section 31 has become the James Bond of “covert agencies”. You walk into a room and everyone already knows who you are.

  • @dabosh78
    @dabosh78 Месяц назад +5

    I've just accepted the fact modern Hollywood no longer makes programming for people like me. Once you do that, you will avoid disappointment and turn to apathetic acceptance.

  • @Sakanero
    @Sakanero Месяц назад +10

    They'd go make a poll and then pick the least desired thing anyway.

  • @derekmcmanus8615
    @derekmcmanus8615 Месяц назад +49

    STD...
    Never was a show better named!

    • @amalekedomite
      @amalekedomite Месяц назад +1

      The problem is that the first two letters are wildly inapt when expanded out past the first letter. It's not Star Trek. It should instead be called, simply: "shite."

    • @sandman_says_runrunner4701
      @sandman_says_runrunner4701 Месяц назад

      @@SBx340 Po-tay-to Po-tah-to

  • @greyd.99xsome
    @greyd.99xsome Месяц назад +13

    The CIA equivalent in Star Trek would be Starfleet Intelligence. Section 31 is a top secret Black Ops division probably within Starfleet Intelligence or even within the Starfleet Science branche. I would think Section 31 consists of handpicked officers who are ready to pull off "In the Pale Moonlight" on a daily basis.

    • @dakotaravenwood7755
      @dakotaravenwood7755 Месяц назад +2

      Section 31 isn't a part of ANY Starfleet or Federation organization. It was a self made group who used the section 31 clause in the original Federation charter to form a shadow cabal dedicated to protecting the federation no matter what. Because the Federation is an idealist nation, but "the enemy" isn't so to combat the dirty, underhanded, horrific, monsters who would see it all burn, they do their work so no one knows there was an issue. Case in point, the Founders, there was almost no way to win the war, except maybe genocide. Most Federation would never allow that, no part of Starfleet Intelligence or Federation comity discussed it, this group decided it was necessary. They would never say they are Section 31, or bring it up ever because that would defeat the purpose. To make the pure Ideal of the Federation achievable in an uncaring and dirty universe. Regular people from all over the Federation, who will rise up to do what's needed and then go back to work like nothing happened.

    • @chadnine3432
      @chadnine3432 Месяц назад +2

      @@dakotaravenwood7755 Yes. That is Section 31. Maybe the idea of Section 31 doesn't sit well with some of the fan base, but at least DS9 had the respect for the source material that such an organization would not be tolerated officially by Starfleet. Section 31 would be crushed if Starfleet were ever forced to offically recognize it. (And then S31 would probably go deep underground and "sleep" until it was safe to operate again.)

    • @dakotaravenwood7755
      @dakotaravenwood7755 Месяц назад +1

      @chadnine3432 Exactly! The ideas would be abhorrent to the majority of the Federation, hence their utmost secrecy. The only reason we know about them at all is an operative misjudged Bashir and couldn't make the entire command crew of DS9 disappear. I agree that it's out there for Trek and would love to see more Starfleet and Klingon Intelligence Tal Shiar and Obsidian Order focused episodes. It make sense there would be a Secrion 31 and a good series could be SI trying to hunt 31.

    • @greyd.99xsome
      @greyd.99xsome 24 дня назад

      @@dakotaravenwood7755 Of course Federation would never allow that. That's why it's Top Secret. That's the very nature of Intelligence Agencies. They are doing illegal stuff like spying on others or blackmailing or even assassinating others. That's called covered ops. No gouverment would ever admit it but it's part of the game. Hell, Star Fleet is spying on other culteres on daily basis. They impersonate members of alien societies to get Intel on them. Sisko, Worf and Odo disguised themselves as Klingons to take out a Founder. Picard, Worf and Crusher infiltrated a cardassian facility to destroy a potential threat. That's the game.

  • @baahcusegamer4530
    @baahcusegamer4530 Месяц назад +18

    I am making my way through the TOS season 1 and am enjoying it thoroughly despite the campy 60’s elements. It was a smart, well-acted series that has no business holding up as well as it does. If you think of the TOS as a play about people in the 23rd century, it helps immensely. And just last week, I watched ST:III for the first time in decades. It holds up VERY well! The practical effects were fantastic! Very few visual elements looked dated. And chef’s kiss to the story (not perfect, but very very meaningful and highly engaging even after 40 years since its release).
    Btw, what was this video about again? Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. The video footage was so dark I couldn’t see anything except for Cullen 😂

    • @riogrande5761
      @riogrande5761 Месяц назад +2

      Yep. I still enjoy TOS and with the revamped CG space graphics, it's even better!

    • @lawrencemanning
      @lawrencemanning Месяц назад +1

      I’ll always hold TOS close to my heart. It’s probably the most variable in terms of quality of the five shows, but its good episodes are exceptional.
      I was always unloving of ST3 as well, but it’s pretty decent. The scene where they steal the Enterprise still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
      “I’d be grateful, Admiral, if you’d give the word” …

    • @CliffordBruner
      @CliffordBruner Месяц назад +1

      @@riogrande5761 I personally prefer the original graphics. Plus they screwed up the Season 3 song intro on the revamped version.

    • @riogrande5761
      @riogrande5761 Месяц назад

      @@CliffordBruner Star Trek was very expensive to make back in the 1960's. My guess is if they had more money and the technology, they would have done space scenes similar the upgraded Star Trek: TOS available now. One glaring example is the Dooms Day Machine - the Constellation used for the space scenes was an AMT model and it looked terrible shaking on the stand shot from the rear. Other scenes show cubes rotating in space to represent a space ship etc. I know people prefer the original graphics but not me. And yes, I watch TOS in the sixties as a kid when it was originally aired. The 3rd season was moved into a time slot that was too late and past my bedtime.

  • @MrWhipple42
    @MrWhipple42 Месяц назад +3

    We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead.

  • @ObserverAlistair
    @ObserverAlistair Месяц назад +6

    What if Paramount made the Earth-Romulan war movie that Rick Berman had pitched?

    • @CliffordBruner
      @CliffordBruner Месяц назад

      Can't do that. It would not be Woke enough.

  • @sitoudien9816
    @sitoudien9816 Месяц назад +3

    The ST well is dry. Parched, barren, desert. Nothing lives!

  • @fizzywhizzbanger5610
    @fizzywhizzbanger5610 Месяц назад +3

    An animated show about Riker's exploits as captain of the Titan would be a better idea than Section 31; we got a taste of it in Lower Decks, and I know everyone in my household would watch 7 seasons based on the snippet that we did get.

  • @homesteadgamer1257
    @homesteadgamer1257 Месяц назад +14

    There was a Backyardigans episode that was a kids' Star Trek that they called Garbage Trek. No joke. It was pretty good, the music even slapped. It's probably way better than this Garbage Trek.

    • @CliffordBruner
      @CliffordBruner Месяц назад

      "Discovery should not be hauling garbage.........It should be hauled away as Garbage."

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 Месяц назад

      @@CliffordBruner You completely missed the point.

  • @jamiedubreuil581
    @jamiedubreuil581 Месяц назад +3

    It might be just time to accept that the 90s were a special time. It's not just Star Trek that has gone to shit.
    Maybe modern Hollywood just isn't capable of making good lighting in a scene anymore lol

  • @Songguy1985
    @Songguy1985 Месяц назад +1

    What gets me is that Hollywood MUST be losing money with each and every show these days. How on Earth do they keep going?

    • @DPEART6475
      @DPEART6475 Месяц назад

      The families/companies in Hollywood own the banks. It s bottomless money pit.

  • @davelightman
    @davelightman Месяц назад +4

    Mind-blowing that they dumped Legacy for this garbage. Absolutely mind-blowing.

    • @CliffordBruner
      @CliffordBruner Месяц назад

      It is all about pushing Hollyweird's agenda. They are trying to assimilate all of us into the "Woke Collective."

  • @JackIsMe1993
    @JackIsMe1993 Месяц назад +2

    Looks like an Asylum production was expecting a flying shark in space.

  • @hivebrain
    @hivebrain Месяц назад +3

    Some people would call this a spin off. I call it metastasis.

  • @smackattack97
    @smackattack97 Месяц назад +2

    0 chance it doesnt have a nihilistic-disguised-as-happy ending to it

  • @scoutiii8893
    @scoutiii8893 Месяц назад +3

    The answer to your question is NO. Kurtzman doesn't care what fans want because he is a soulless HACK. Section31 will be forgotten by Star Trek fans the second it premiers. I know I won't be watching it.

  • @mancyank564
    @mancyank564 Месяц назад +1

    That thing over the man's eye looks like a prop from Harry Potter. 😂

  • @welme23
    @welme23 Месяц назад +3

    If it wasn't for this video I would've forgotten there is a section 31 movie coming.

  • @JustinHarrisTV
    @JustinHarrisTV Месяц назад +1

    I'm bummed people don't say "Star Drek" more often. It's so obvious.

  • @marksantos3673
    @marksantos3673 Месяц назад +3

    This is nothing like section 31 , Like the section 31 in Star trek DS9 Extreme Measures

  • @williambyrne-r8w
    @williambyrne-r8w Месяц назад +2

    I got your book yesterday from Amazon can't wait to start reading it :)

  • @electraclaryman4590
    @electraclaryman4590 Месяц назад +4

    I like hearing you talk about star trek, more than I like star trek

  • @Lon_Suder
    @Lon_Suder Месяц назад +2

    This is just... so sad. It's so far removed from Star Trek that I can't even see it from here.

  • @Daemonik
    @Daemonik Месяц назад +5

    Ask the fans what they want and then give them that?
    The fans won't ask for The Right Things though! How will we ever force The Message into that?

    • @hadayimosi
      @hadayimosi Месяц назад +1

      "Woke's nature finds a way" - Jiff Goldplums

  • @MidKnightQ77
    @MidKnightQ77 Месяц назад +2

    I'm beginning to think the current Star Trek production is from the Mirror Universe.

    • @CliffordBruner
      @CliffordBruner Месяц назад

      I'm beginning to think that we are now living in the Mirror Universe.

  • @ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw
    @ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw Месяц назад +2

    I keep saying, Dave should NEVER have supported Pukehard Season 3. It's success helped revitalize and renew Kurtzman Trek. You reap what you sow. Give them a win, ANY win, not even one of their own making, and they quintuple down their efforts to make more garbage Trek.

    • @DoodsUnited
      @DoodsUnited Месяц назад +2

      Yeah people were way too forgiving with that one. No change of showrunner, no chance of improvement long term

  • @jamiedubreuil581
    @jamiedubreuil581 Месяц назад +2

    I would would rather watch Janeway and Paris turn into lizards on repeat for 12 hours, then watch new trek.
    I did watch a few episodes of strange new world, but I never made it as far as the signing episode lol.

  • @amalekedomite
    @amalekedomite Месяц назад +5

    Nu trek AKA not trek.

  • @PaulVandersypen
    @PaulVandersypen Месяц назад

    Dave, my copy of your book arrived a couple of days ago. I look forward to reading about Cody Stockton, and Deus v Machina is next on my reading list.

  • @petery4521
    @petery4521 Месяц назад +6

    I totally disagree with what you said. How can you tell it’s going to be crap?! Take a look at the trailer…… ok you win 😂.

  • @chazlewis8114
    @chazlewis8114 Месяц назад +1

    "What are we? Some kinda Section 31 Squad?"

  • @Linux1972
    @Linux1972 Месяц назад +8

    This looks like garbage. But then, all of new Trek has been except maybe season 3 of Picard. Be nice if they started producing stuff for the ST fans again instead of themselves.

    • @reallybig4868
      @reallybig4868 Месяц назад

      That’s like saying it only hurt that one time you got f in the a while slopping on shit

  • @TheShadowKnows1
    @TheShadowKnows1 Месяц назад +2

    Section 31 never even made sense in real Trek. They go against everything Star Fleet stand for!

    • @roygo10
      @roygo10 Месяц назад +1

      I also felt that way since the first time they were introduced in DS9.

    • @TheShadowKnows1
      @TheShadowKnows1 Месяц назад +1

      @roygo10 Me too,I mean it was interesting but made zero sense.

  • @derekmcmanus8615
    @derekmcmanus8615 Месяц назад +5

    I watched the first two seasons of Star Trek Discovery...there where one and a half watchable episodes and that was being generous. The third season of Picard was watchable...everything else was drivel and nonsense

    • @nunyabizness6595
      @nunyabizness6595 Месяц назад +1

      I think i remember watching season 1 of SNW. Can't remember if I did 2 or not. Its like they were straining not to fuck it up. Then I heard about the musical episode. 😂😂😂 The only reason I even have P+ now is that its part of my Walmart membership so it's free. Which means that Paramount and Alex Kurtzman is not getting my money and I can at least watch the classic Trek reruns.

    • @mikavirtanen7029
      @mikavirtanen7029 Месяц назад +1

      I left Dysentery for good when they made Harry Mudd a frigging murdering psychopath. Picard season 3 had only one good episode and that was the one with Ro laren. Michelle Forbes gave a great final performance of the character and even Stewart found his consciousness in that episode....but hey, Rafi is now a ninja warrior which is so Star Trek.

    • @CliffordBruner
      @CliffordBruner Месяц назад

      @@nunyabizness6595 Season 2's Musical Episode jumped the shark for me. I was done with SNW after that. Plus that view screen on the Enterprise bridge is way too big. It should have a smaller rectangular shape like it did on TOS.

    • @CliffordBruner
      @CliffordBruner Месяц назад

      @@mikavirtanen7029 I'm surprised that they have not had an episode where they discover Captain Archer's dog (Porthos) in some type of Stasis 100 years later on SNW.

  • @MichaelAarons1701
    @MichaelAarons1701 Месяц назад +1

    They say “write what you know” but here, they should write what people want to know.
    Side note, Michelle Yeoh was in _Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2_ as Aleta Ogord.

  • @ParkerCS2
    @ParkerCS2 Месяц назад +4

    Fant4stic called, they want their dark rooms back.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx Месяц назад +1

      That movie was a disaster.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 Месяц назад +1

      @ yep it was. I was just referring to how it has dark rooms in every scene.

  • @linkurosawa1711
    @linkurosawa1711 Месяц назад

    I just got your book today actully!
    Looking forward to reading it.

  • @b.w.sanders6765
    @b.w.sanders6765 Месяц назад +4

    Star Trek d1ed after 'Star Trek Nemesis'. When you had the gay ship called Discovery do what gays do, flip/dance around, a mutiny on a so-called Federation ship, a female with a male name start the KlingOrc war, all interest was over for me for one of the greatest American scifi shows and entertainment. Bring back the Orville please

  • @bumblebee9337
    @bumblebee9337 Месяц назад

    The broken shattered mirror universe, covered in gall bladder bile.

  • @jaegerbomb269
    @jaegerbomb269 Месяц назад +4

    This show basically follows "Agent Hitler In Space." Stupid!

    • @amalekedomite
      @amalekedomite Месяц назад

      I wish, that would be badass. Flying around space saving animals. With a stylish mustache.

  • @DomH75
    @DomH75 Месяц назад

    Modern Section 31 reminds me of the Transformers fan club when I was a child in the 1980s: STARS - the Secret Transformers Autobot Rescue Squad. Becoming a paying member meant you got a badge so you could 'tell all your friends you're a STARS member!' As a youngster, I immediately noticed the issue with it being 'secret' yet telling everyone. Kind of like the top secret Section 31 having their own badges!! :D

  • @psiwarriordoc6630
    @psiwarriordoc6630 Месяц назад

    Burning hotter than the Pah Wraiths in the fire caves…

  • @newhappiness4410
    @newhappiness4410 Месяц назад +1

    If Paramount goes any further into this it’s going to verge on Mad Max meets the biker gang in space

  • @BR-cq2hm
    @BR-cq2hm Месяц назад

    "You said that she was gonna do the face-punching!". The days of Star Trek being associated with thought-provoking, intriguing high-shelf dialogue are long gone.

  • @heinzie5
    @heinzie5 Месяц назад

    chef's kiss for that book ad

  • @willpower8061
    @willpower8061 Месяц назад +1

    One big problem with the idea of a Section 31 is the claim it was there from the begining, thats a total CROCK!
    However, by the time we hit DS9, I could see its need due to the Founders.

  • @SamuelKhan
    @SamuelKhan Месяц назад +1

    A dog photobombs starting at 7:43.

    • @CliffordBruner
      @CliffordBruner Месяц назад

      Turns out that the same dog is a descendant of Archer's dog Porthos.