I think one of the funnier Custodes facts is how for the previous edition they were part of a combo set with Genestealer cultists called Shadowthrone, which from like a conceptual standpoint I kinda get since that's a matchup most people wouldn't expect but at the same time though that is probably one of the most "coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb" matchups I've ever seen in the entirety of 40k. It's honestly kinda funny to think about because on the Custodes' pov the whole situation was a light exercise in the Terran underhives for them while from the Genestealer pov they were basically experiencing the Fall of Reach.
@@yopoxikeweapescai9066 In case you're curious, they did actually manage to take a couple down. Not by fighting, but through traps. One died after having an apartment complex blown up and dropped on him, another was dragged down by ~30 genestealers and died to a mining laser to the face, and another was taken by concentrated anti-tank fire.
Having to only paint so few models was absolutely a bonus! Also i get deep into the immersion since i never get time to play so they get to stare at the wall for ages.
Sisters of silence the best girls There was this super mid book about an inquisitor had a SoS shown up and she single handedly took a 4/10 book to a 7/10
One of my favorite tidbits of Custodes lore are the Adrathic weapons, just real ancient dark age of technology / Age of Strife tech that is not really around anymore. Real wacky weapons that basically delete matter in the direction you're aiming, and I mean that pretty much literally. You fire it and POOF, everything you aimed at is just gone. These things were so dangerous that during and after the unification wars on Terra, if it was found out that you for some reason had one of one of these weapons, The Emperor would order you to be killed, the weapon was taken, everyone related to you and everyone you knew were all killed, and the city you lived in got wiped out. ALL JUST FOR HAVING ONE OF THESE THINGS.
Aren't those the guns that deleted people from the Timeline? No wonder the Emperor fucking purged everything related to the weapons and gave them to the Dark Angels
Yeah, I wish that there were more variants of the weapon, like a large gun for the regular custodes contemptor dreadnought, or for the Telemon for instance.
@@megamanxz-fb7oz No, that's called an Ontological weapon. An Adrathic weapon is a straight-up disintegrator, like the Forerunner guns in Halo or Star Trek's phasers on their highest power setting.
Aye, sisters get their respect. Also worth mentioning that the Emperor is often surrounded by sisters of silence and he seems to operate without a problem
I think it Was stated somewhere on the heresy books (been years since I read them) that while yes, his power it's from the warp, he acts *with* the power of mankind itself, so it's not going to be affected by SOS or pariah gene. It's a bit like fenris pskyers, yes, it's still warp power, but the plant "cleans" those powers. The way I see it it's like a filter, normally it's your mind filtering the gunk of the warp to have the effect you want, in Fenris case it's the planet itself acting as an additional filter. And in the big E case it's faith and mankind (non corrupted and even somewhat corrupt) acting as a filter, and that's why stuff like saints can operate in the presence of pure chaos without corruption and why stuff like the pylons did affect Celestine, it shut off ALL warp, not just an specific side of it. I believe all of this is mentioned or heavily implied in one of the fall of Mars books, where a tech priest takes a tiny bit of the astral power of the astronomicon to cleanse her forge, and the "bad guys" inside try to use it since it is warp power, but those who touch it either get cleansed and come to their senses or die.
14:36 another thing about blanks is that you won't notice them. I think in one of the siege of Terra books there was a young remeberancer trying to make a story with some guardsmen who was coming up short handed. There was a sister of silence who was RIGHT behind them who wanted to tell her story. I now have the headcannon that most SoS personality consists of sassy or petty cuz people can't see them.
In regards to other races having Blanks, the Eldar were quoting in the 2nd Assassin Codex as believing them to be "unnatural, with decent races killing them at birth. Only humanity is depraved enough to not only let them live but use them as weapons." And that at one point so many Blanks were in custody on Terra, it dimmed the Astronomicon. Then they founded a new Temple of Snuggles and released Pariahs for Inquisitoral service.
You forgot about their theme song and brother Santodes🥲 How can we understand truly a faction if we are not experiencing its fine culture (and passive aggressiveness).
Genuinely hope the SoS get more of a spotlight. This is my biggest complaint with female Custodes being added to the lore it will inevitably mean less Sisters of Silence representation
I don’t understand why GW made the call to make female custodies, when we have the MF Sisters of Silence. Like why? these women literally fight with the todes. They can crush 1000 sons, like when you step on a bug. 😂
One small note about the black ships, if the psyker is too weak and they can't develop the power further, then those are fed to the Golden Throne, if they are strong enough and are able to control their powers decently enough to be taught, they're given over to the Collegia Psychana to become battle psykers and serve with imperium forces, most of the time that means Imperial Guard. Psykers also serve in other roles, mostly depending on what they CAN do, since unlike the tabletop game, Psyker powers are extremely varied and complex, so it all depends on what the individual can do, some are also taken by the Inquisition, particularly those that have either extremely useful combat skills, or more esoteric powers, like being able to spy on people form afar or feel the aura of objects to see who wielded said object.
The process is only unique to each individual being made into a Custodes because it must be. They don't start with the same genetics, they're not clones, so the genetic changes have to be tailored to work with the genes they're being applied to. That's basically just a tiny technical detail that really doesn't matter, the outcome is always the same. If they were clones it could be totally standardized.
I’m still waiting for someone to talk about Shield Captain Valerian, and the time he and like 5 other Custodes eviscerated a small army of heretics. :(
I like to see the Pariah Gene as the opposite human evolutionary path from that of becoming Psykers. It is a rare defect, but if it is a genetic marker that suggests it is something that can be inherited or passed on somehow, very much like warp sensitivity. Humans are in a transitional stage in 40k, so it stands to reason that Blanks could be a path of human evolution.
I like to think the Custodes have developed a pathological fear of clowns after the incident. All comedians, jesters and joculators were quietly exiled from Holy Terra, for fear of incurring the Custodians wrath.
@@dinocha0s Marneus Calgar soloed the Avatar of Khaine, Marines solo C'tan shards and the Swarmlord, Guardsmen kill marines by turning a knob on their lasguns. Welcome to 40k.
It makes sense if you view it in the sense of "the average Harlequin can kill a Custodian by managing to get a hit in with the Harlequin's Kiss, because it literally liquefies the insides of everything it touches" and not "oh, the average Harlequin can causally just one-hit kill every Custodian they come across without effort or always win a pitched battle against them 1v1". A Solitaire could believable do that, though.
Mr Bones, I love your content, but this is unforgivable. How dare you not mention the Eyes of the Emperor, the single coolest Custodes-branded thing to ever exist. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
There's also another reason for why battlemark would be taught before thoughtmark, whether or not it has been specified in canon. In an insular, indoctrinated military organization, being able to control the very means by which someone communicates with another person -- limiting them to only what may be immediately useful to their role as a weapon -- has a cooling effect on what kinds of thoughts one can really *form* (think 1984, yeah?).
Love this long-form! Thanks for shouting out the Custodes! I’ve never seen a video that really focused on the armor, weapons, and possible characters of the Custodes Dreads! (Typing this as you tease it at the end is kinda fking with me).
My favourite lore tidbit about Custodes is that their helmets calculate and display weapon and bullet trajectories, so that they can more effectively dodge or parry those attack vectors.
Since you mention blanks, I wonder if there has ever been a case of a blank space marine. It would make sense for a chapter to have one because of their incredible anti psyker potential but I'm not sure if there's ever been one.
Idk how to explain this but whenever the tallons are mentioned he it custodies and the sisterhood I’ve always think about the thunder warriors. In the lore they were considered kin and I always felt that their destruction left a void that the talons cannot be filled maybe because all three share the same golden eagle lighting bots aesthetic that’s been lost with the space marines and it causes my brain to devil these theories
"The Outcast Dead" - Naked World Eaters sergeant punches right through a custodian. Stupid, but very entertaining book, 10/10. The dream sequences were magical.
When you said “The creation process is a secret” my brain immediately jumped to conclusions and assumed you were just keeping secrets because otherwise the inquisition and the custodes would be very unhappy about that
Quick thing about the fight in the First Heretic: the Custodes hadn't been nailed down by then yet. They weren't yet the uber bannana bois they would be. For example; they were described as fighting individually, like lions. A neat concept to differentiate them from the Legions but later quietly removed as they realized that was fundamentally stupid for bodyguards and super troopers. Similarly the Outcast Dead had an entirely idiotic and cringeworthy scene of a World Eater PUNCHING THROUGH the chest of a Custodes. Through armor, I believe. Even at the time, it made no sense. The first codex for the Custodes also didn't come until nearly a decade later in 2017/2018 and had undergone some changes as they got fleshed out. For another fun example, though a bit longer in scope of meta-narrative, we can look at the Thunder Warriors. Initially these lads were simply proto-marines, folded into the Legions once the Emperor refined the Primarch project and got enough supplies and experts under his banner to start getting the Space Marines up and running. No different than replacing the various Marks of Armor (MkI-MkIV), Vehicles (Stormbird to Thunderhawk), and Weapons (Oh so many varieties of Boltgun or even the later Vulkite weapons) already present in the setting. This made sense from a real world and internal narrative. The Emperor was rebuilding, the Great Crusade reclaimed more lost knowledge, lessons were learned, things got better. Outdate models were phased out. But then came the need for GrimDerp and suddenly the Thunder Warriors were SOOPHA POWAHFUL, like Bears to the Legions wolves, that had to be culled because genetically unstable monsters. Why? Because!!!
The longer video was great! Well done Mr. Bones. Also can we get some content on some awesome custodies from the Horus heresy like Ra Endymion? Love the crazy things done by humanity's greatest warriors.
Bringing up Craftworld Eldar is just mean-spirited. They'd never get even a fraction of a positive showing that would be considered mediocre for Custodes.
The idea of female Custodes is so ridiculous. Even if you started out with a little girl the end result after all that modification would still end up looking like Brock Lesner.
thank you for another awesome video! Enjoy your time off and have fun! Just curious why adi you add the censor for cursing lol Also Exorcists!!!!! pretty please
A young girl joins the Sisters of Silence. The matron, who is allowed to talk in her office as part of her job, tells the girl the Emperor protects and then otf she goes. Ten years later, the sister is told, due to her exemplary work ethic, she is permitted to say one thing. The food here is terrible, she says. The matron shrugs and says the Emperor protects. Ten years later, same deal, she can say two things. The girl thinks about it. The food is terrible and my bed is uncomfortable. The matron shrugs. Emperor protects. Ten years later, same deal, three things. The food is terrible, my bed is uncomfortable and I quit. The matron says, its just as well, you've done nothing but bitch ever since you got here. And then she gets servitorized. Twist!!!
Please oh god emperor of mankind, grant me your holy blessing high from the golden throne on terra.... PLEASE HELP ME GET THIS JOB! I FUCKING HATE STARBUCKS! THIS JOB COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING FOR ME AND MY FAMILY! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
30:29 push any sound out of any kind…… so the sisters of silence literally can only silently fart nice emperor protect the one with lactose intolerance
Which heads did you use? I've been using scaled-up Dakkadakka War Sisters and Silvermoon Daughters heads with a custom neck I made for my Astartes. I think Custodes have a different neck underarmor, but I haven't looked into that yet as Custodes are a future project for me.
In The Outcast Dead, an unarmed World Eater beat a fully armed Custodie 1v1. There was mention that the World Eater’s butchers nails were like overloaded since he had been imprisoned and that the Custodie was probably not the best. I’m sure some will say no way no how that should have happened and that’s totally fair but I like the idea of the butcher’s nails being able to completely juice out their wearer.
The Outcast Dead thing is well known as being really dumb. The main problem people have is that the fight was just poorly written, as if the author googled some boxing terms and threw them in there. Also, 'what' a custodian was hadn't been ironed out at that point, and especially the equipment, as the custodian's armor was described of being made out of ceremite.
It's old lore, back when Custodes were just buff guys in leather undies, red cloak, and a tall conical helmet. They were just slightly better than Space Marines was probably the thought.
@@abrahamschuman1692 The best answer would probably be when their 7th edition codex came out. 7th edition predates my time in the hobby, but think somewhere around 2015
Ultramarines Grey Knights Primaris Custodes There's something really funny to me how every time we get a new writer at geebubs we also get a new "bigger and besterer" marine. I wonder what the next one will be.
I think one of the funnier Custodes facts is how for the previous edition they were part of a combo set with Genestealer cultists called Shadowthrone, which from like a conceptual standpoint I kinda get since that's a matchup most people wouldn't expect but at the same time though that is probably one of the most "coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb" matchups I've ever seen in the entirety of 40k.
It's honestly kinda funny to think about because on the Custodes' pov the whole situation was a light exercise in the Terran underhives for them while from the Genestealer pov they were basically experiencing the Fall of Reach.
Xd
Wondering if they could kill a custodes by pilling corpses on top of him lol
@@yopoxikeweapescai9066maybe, but not even Horus could stack the bodies deep enough...
@@yopoxikeweapescai9066 In case you're curious, they did actually manage to take a couple down. Not by fighting, but through traps. One died after having an apartment complex blown up and dropped on him, another was dragged down by ~30 genestealers and died to a mining laser to the face, and another was taken by concentrated anti-tank fire.
@@theodorehodbor5080 the genestealers were using their hundreds of combined body heat to cook the custodes in their armor
Considering custodes because its more affordable is a stage every 40k player goes through
Literally doing that right now lol
It's how I started
Having to only paint so few models was absolutely a bonus! Also i get deep into the immersion since i never get time to play so they get to stare at the wall for ages.
Played Custodes, let me tell you it's a trap. Most of their really effective stuff is FW, I do not recommend going down that rabbit hole.
@Tehstampede the trick is to not buy real FW models
Sisters of silence the best girls
There was this super mid book about an inquisitor had a SoS shown up and she single handedly took a 4/10 book to a 7/10
One of my favorite tidbits of Custodes lore are the Adrathic weapons, just real ancient dark age of technology / Age of Strife tech that is not really around anymore. Real wacky weapons that basically delete matter in the direction you're aiming, and I mean that pretty much literally. You fire it and POOF, everything you aimed at is just gone.
These things were so dangerous that during and after the unification wars on Terra, if it was found out that you for some reason had one of one of these weapons, The Emperor would order you to be killed, the weapon was taken, everyone related to you and everyone you knew were all killed, and the city you lived in got wiped out. ALL JUST FOR HAVING ONE OF THESE THINGS.
And my dreadnought has 4 of em........ Nice
Aren't those the guns that deleted people from the Timeline? No wonder the Emperor fucking purged everything related to the weapons and gave them to the Dark Angels
Yeah, I wish that there were more variants of the weapon, like a large gun for the regular custodes contemptor dreadnought, or for the Telemon for instance.
@@megamanxz-fb7oz No, that's called an Ontological weapon. An Adrathic weapon is a straight-up disintegrator, like the Forerunner guns in Halo or Star Trek's phasers on their highest power setting.
@@fadelsukoco3092 oh, well at least they still straight up delete things
Aye, sisters get their respect. Also worth mentioning that the Emperor is often surrounded by sisters of silence and he seems to operate without a problem
I think it Was stated somewhere on the heresy books (been years since I read them) that while yes, his power it's from the warp, he acts *with* the power of mankind itself, so it's not going to be affected by SOS or pariah gene.
It's a bit like fenris pskyers, yes, it's still warp power, but the plant "cleans" those powers.
The way I see it it's like a filter, normally it's your mind filtering the gunk of the warp to have the effect you want, in Fenris case it's the planet itself acting as an additional filter.
And in the big E case it's faith and mankind (non corrupted and even somewhat corrupt) acting as a filter, and that's why stuff like saints can operate in the presence of pure chaos without corruption and why stuff like the pylons did affect Celestine, it shut off ALL warp, not just an specific side of it.
I believe all of this is mentioned or heavily implied in one of the fall of Mars books, where a tech priest takes a tiny bit of the astral power of the astronomicon to cleanse her forge, and the "bad guys" inside try to use it since it is warp power, but those who touch it either get cleansed and come to their senses or die.
I vaguely remember reading somewhere that, at the height of his power, there wasn't a Blank alive that could dent Big E's psyker power.
That's just because the Emperor is literally on a whole other level compared to all the other non-Warp-God psykers.
@ do you believe the emperor is the Alpha pariah?
14:36 another thing about blanks is that you won't notice them. I think in one of the siege of Terra books there was a young remeberancer trying to make a story with some guardsmen who was coming up short handed. There was a sister of silence who was RIGHT behind them who wanted to tell her story.
I now have the headcannon that most SoS personality consists of sassy or petty cuz people can't see them.
Some blanks do that. Others' aura is so unsettling you can feel them coming closer.
In regards to other races having Blanks, the Eldar were quoting in the 2nd Assassin Codex as believing them to be "unnatural, with decent races killing them at birth. Only humanity is depraved enough to not only let them live but use them as weapons." And that at one point so many Blanks were in custody on Terra, it dimmed the Astronomicon. Then they founded a new Temple of Snuggles and released Pariahs for Inquisitoral service.
You forgot about their theme song and brother Santodes🥲
How can we understand truly a faction if we are not experiencing its fine culture (and passive aggressiveness).
The longer form videos were definitely a good idea. Also, embrace Tzeentch
Genuinely hope the SoS get more of a spotlight. This is my biggest complaint with female Custodes being added to the lore it will inevitably mean less Sisters of Silence representation
GW has proven they cannot walk and chew gum at the same time.
I don’t understand why GW made the call to make female custodies, when we have the MF Sisters of Silence. Like why? these women literally fight with the todes. They can crush 1000 sons, like when you step on a bug. 😂
"Thank you for feeding us mama arthur"- we all say in unison
One small note about the black ships, if the psyker is too weak and they can't develop the power further, then those are fed to the Golden Throne, if they are strong enough and are able to control their powers decently enough to be taught, they're given over to the Collegia Psychana to become battle psykers and serve with imperium forces, most of the time that means Imperial Guard.
Psykers also serve in other roles, mostly depending on what they CAN do, since unlike the tabletop game, Psyker powers are extremely varied and complex, so it all depends on what the individual can do, some are also taken by the Inquisition, particularly those that have either extremely useful combat skills, or more esoteric powers, like being able to spy on people form afar or feel the aura of objects to see who wielded said object.
The process is only unique to each individual being made into a Custodes because it must be. They don't start with the same genetics, they're not clones, so the genetic changes have to be tailored to work with the genes they're being applied to. That's basically just a tiny technical detail that really doesn't matter, the outcome is always the same. If they were clones it could be totally standardized.
I’m still waiting for someone to talk about Shield Captain Valerian, and the time he and like 5 other Custodes eviscerated a small army of heretics. :(
I like to see the Pariah Gene as the opposite human evolutionary path from that of becoming Psykers. It is a rare defect, but if it is a genetic marker that suggests it is something that can be inherited or passed on somehow, very much like warp sensitivity. Humans are in a transitional stage in 40k, so it stands to reason that Blanks could be a path of human evolution.
I like that harliquins can kill custodes. Xenos need to have some fun.
I like to think the Custodes have developed a pathological fear of clowns after the incident.
All comedians, jesters and joculators were quietly exiled from Holy Terra, for fear of incurring the Custodians wrath.
that wasnt cannon bruh, GW stupid sometimes. if that was canon then i want to see a guardsmen taking out a phoenix lord/terminator sometime too
@@dinocha0s Marneus Calgar soloed the Avatar of Khaine, Marines solo C'tan shards and the Swarmlord, Guardsmen kill marines by turning a knob on their lasguns.
Welcome to 40k.
@dinocha0s yes it was.
It makes sense if you view it in the sense of "the average Harlequin can kill a Custodian by managing to get a hit in with the Harlequin's Kiss, because it literally liquefies the insides of everything it touches" and not "oh, the average Harlequin can causally just one-hit kill every Custodian they come across without effort or always win a pitched battle against them 1v1". A Solitaire could believable do that, though.
Mr Bones, I love your content, but this is unforgivable.
How dare you not mention the Eyes of the Emperor, the single coolest Custodes-branded thing to ever exist.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
There's also another reason for why battlemark would be taught before thoughtmark, whether or not it has been specified in canon.
In an insular, indoctrinated military organization, being able to control the very means by which someone communicates with another person -- limiting them to only what may be immediately useful to their role as a weapon -- has a cooling effect on what kinds of thoughts one can really *form* (think 1984, yeah?).
Love this long-form! Thanks for shouting out the Custodes! I’ve never seen a video that really focused on the armor, weapons, and possible characters of the Custodes Dreads! (Typing this as you tease it at the end is kinda fking with me).
My favourite lore tidbit about Custodes is that their helmets calculate and display weapon and bullet trajectories, so that they can more effectively dodge or parry those attack vectors.
Since you mention blanks, I wonder if there has ever been a case of a blank space marine. It would make sense for a chapter to have one because of their incredible anti psyker potential but I'm not sure if there's ever been one.
So overlooked that instead of using them for female custodes they forgot them
WHERE SPACE SHARKS?
In space
CARCHARODONS LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO
Somewhere cold, dark and right behind you...
Idk how to explain this but whenever the tallons are mentioned he it custodies and the sisterhood I’ve always think about the thunder warriors.
In the lore they were considered kin and I always felt that their destruction left a void that the talons cannot be filled maybe because all three share the same golden eagle lighting bots aesthetic that’s been lost with the space marines and it causes my brain to devil these theories
I love to hear more examples of blanks and their different attributes
"The Outcast Dead" - Naked World Eaters sergeant punches right through a custodian.
Stupid, but very entertaining book, 10/10. The dream sequences were magical.
When you said “The creation process is a secret” my brain immediately jumped to conclusions and assumed you were just keeping secrets because otherwise the inquisition and the custodes would be very unhappy about that
A video about big golden warriors who serve the god of humanity?
Close, but not close enough, Mista Bones. I still want that Stormcast Eternals video!
I just love the idea of nigh-immortal God warriors playing pranks on each other like that.
(30:40)
Fantastic video! But Lord Bones, you forgot the 3rd Talon of the Emperor: The Ordo Sinister
Quick thing about the fight in the First Heretic: the Custodes hadn't been nailed down by then yet.
They weren't yet the uber bannana bois they would be. For example; they were described as fighting individually, like lions. A neat concept to differentiate them from the Legions but later quietly removed as they realized that was fundamentally stupid for bodyguards and super troopers. Similarly the Outcast Dead had an entirely idiotic and cringeworthy scene of a World Eater PUNCHING THROUGH the chest of a Custodes. Through armor, I believe.
Even at the time, it made no sense.
The first codex for the Custodes also didn't come until nearly a decade later in 2017/2018 and had undergone some changes as they got fleshed out.
For another fun example, though a bit longer in scope of meta-narrative, we can look at the Thunder Warriors. Initially these lads were simply proto-marines, folded into the Legions once the Emperor refined the Primarch project and got enough supplies and experts under his banner to start getting the Space Marines up and running.
No different than replacing the various Marks of Armor (MkI-MkIV), Vehicles (Stormbird to Thunderhawk), and Weapons (Oh so many varieties of Boltgun or even the later Vulkite weapons) already present in the setting. This made sense from a real world and internal narrative. The Emperor was rebuilding, the Great Crusade reclaimed more lost knowledge, lessons were learned, things got better. Outdate models were phased out.
But then came the need for GrimDerp and suddenly the Thunder Warriors were SOOPHA POWAHFUL, like Bears to the Legions wolves, that had to be culled because genetically unstable monsters.
Why? Because!!!
The longer video was great! Well done Mr. Bones. Also can we get some content on some awesome custodies from the Horus heresy like Ra Endymion? Love the crazy things done by humanity's greatest warriors.
Custode video RAAAAHHHH🦅🦅(also sisters of silence rahhh🦆🦆🦆)
I do believe you are right about humans being the only ones with the pariah gene several loretubers say the same thing
Where the hell are all of the cool sisters units in 40K gw? There’s like 16 missing 😭
Where are blanks on the Scaring the Hoes scale?
they are the hoes, and they are scary
100/10. like talking HRE era military tactics and governance trends to a party girl in the club
Good sir! Now that the mighty Custodes hath been covered, might we not have a video on the Imperial Knights?
27:09 Y'know, I've seen that pic many, MANY times over the years... did that helmet in the Allarus Terminator's hand always have cat ears?
I am so giddy that you went through most of the nitty gritty of the Talons of the Emperor.
A bunch of JoJo characters and a cat
You know Big E is powerful when he manages to get them lady’s to quit yapping
Praise to Evil Space Jesus!
YUS like 666 the best number because its the number of the Grey Knights the best chapter of Marines period.
I really want a book from the perspective of a SoS.
Hey! I'll have you know Ablicoya was polite, informative and rather nice...I think. Don't know hands signs. Think she said we were all gonna die
Just read the thousand sons 'custodians, there not so tough'
YES
FINALLY
THE BEST FACTION
I LOVE CUSTODES SO MUCH
Weird request since I like the more obscure lore
The Warp Ghosts chaos warband
Bringing up Craftworld Eldar is just mean-spirited. They'd never get even a fraction of a positive showing that would be considered mediocre for Custodes.
Maybe you can do a dive into admech daily life, society, or their exploration fleets?
I love your longer videos
I would like to request a video on Amendeera Kendall. Sister of silence in the horus heresy. I really like her character
Long form content my beloved
My Custodians are Crucible Knight themed
Gossamer was always my favorite looney toons character ❤❤❤
Great video, still waiting for the novamarines video
Excellent video!
Custodes are the most Warhammery Warhammer thing. They are The Warhammer 40k.
MY BANANA GUARD ARE SUPREME
11:20 they are. Part of why I’m annoyed with recent decisions
The idea of female Custodes is so ridiculous. Even if you started out with a little girl the end result after all that modification would still end up looking like Brock Lesner.
Shoutout to Bayezara who along with her fellow Custodes jumped out of their voidship in atmosphere on jetbikes
We need brothers of silence now, Brother Blanks wearing black and silver plated power armor.
So about sister of silence...why do it only accept female blank? Any specific reasoning behind that? I meant having more blank sounds better right?
Male blanks have other uses. They're turned into eversors and ordo sinister princeps.
thank you for another awesome video! Enjoy your time off and have fun! Just curious why adi you add the censor for cursing lol Also Exorcists!!!!! pretty please
fists, spears, talons, children… the emperor has it all
You forgot brides
Shot fire at pancreas before the first 2mn
Feets of the Emperor next please
A young girl joins the Sisters of Silence. The matron, who is allowed to talk in her office as part of her job, tells the girl the Emperor protects and then otf she goes. Ten years later, the sister is told, due to her exemplary work ethic, she is permitted to say one thing.
The food here is terrible, she says. The matron shrugs and says the Emperor protects.
Ten years later, same deal, she can say two things. The girl thinks about it.
The food is terrible and my bed is uncomfortable. The matron shrugs. Emperor protects.
Ten years later, same deal, three things.
The food is terrible, my bed is uncomfortable and I quit.
The matron says, its just as well, you've done nothing but bitch ever since you got here.
And then she gets servitorized. Twist!!!
Into the fires of battle!
Unto the anvil of war!
More blood bowl dammit
I feel like the Lucifer blacks should have at least had a mention
Please oh god emperor of mankind, grant me your holy blessing high from the golden throne on terra....
PLEASE HELP ME GET THIS JOB! I FUCKING HATE STARBUCKS! THIS JOB COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING FOR ME AND MY FAMILY! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
....
Where the fuck were they during The War of The Beast?
You ever seen the Willem Dafoe looking up meme?
Defending the Imperial City, probably
The censor sound is still there :( and I dont mean remove it, just change it to something that doesnt fuck my ears up when I casually listen to this
I mean if you are a male blank with good genetics you can get your own harem of null maidens 😂
Their The Emperors talons, is the clue not in the name? xD
Unrelated question, do you think we can feed eldar sounds to the golden throne?
Knights of Abhorrence or a what the fuck is the Ghoul stars? ( Day 4)
The golden cheeses
Never had the thought of picking up any Custodes as the paint scheme is just meh being all gold n shit just looks like a great golden phallic object
I do love me some custodes
Eldar solitaires are blanks
Solitaires are pariahs as in an outcast of society. Not capital-P Pariah.
Eldar Blanks would be so antithetical to their entire species.
I love you Arthur
That first every gal custodes teloporting a nuclear warhead was so based.
Siege of Vraks, what's the vibes?
Asking for a video on ALL the Templars Day 19!
crimson fists plz
why are no two custodians alike? because there are NO two people with the same genes (unless you are twins) it's as simple as that
30:29 push any sound out of any kind…… so the sisters of silence literally can only silently fart nice emperor protect the one with lactose intolerance
The most punished sister
Hello ya boney fella. I think you're pretty cool and I enjoy your videos. Have a nice day.
Cool vid bro.😺
Hobby day 1 Custodes fan 🤣
I got an entire femstodes army, half of which is 3d printed. I am currently printing my 2 caladius grav tanks. I've saved so much more money this way.
Which heads did you use? I've been using scaled-up Dakkadakka War Sisters and Silvermoon Daughters heads with a custom neck I made for my Astartes. I think Custodes have a different neck underarmor, but I haven't looked into that yet as Custodes are a future project for me.
Man I hate the custodes
In The Outcast Dead, an unarmed World Eater beat a fully armed Custodie 1v1. There was mention that the World Eater’s butchers nails were like overloaded since he had been imprisoned and that the Custodie was probably not the best.
I’m sure some will say no way no how that should have happened and that’s totally fair but I like the idea of the butcher’s nails being able to completely juice out their wearer.
The Outcast Dead thing is well known as being really dumb. The main problem people have is that the fight was just poorly written, as if the author googled some boxing terms and threw them in there. Also, 'what' a custodian was hadn't been ironed out at that point, and especially the equipment, as the custodian's armor was described of being made out of ceremite.
It's old lore, back when Custodes were just buff guys in leather undies, red cloak, and a tall conical helmet. They were just slightly better than Space Marines was probably the thought.
When did the modern iteration of Custodies really become a thing? I’m fault new to 40k and have been through the Horus Heresy. Nothing else so far.
@@abrahamschuman1692 The best answer would probably be when their 7th edition codex came out. 7th edition predates my time in the hobby, but think somewhere around 2015
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Ultramarines
Grey Knights
Primaris
Custodes
There's something really funny to me how every time we get a new writer at geebubs we also get a new "bigger and besterer" marine.
I wonder what the next one will be.