Every Old School Computer Game

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @InnuendoStudios
    @InnuendoStudios 3 года назад +3543

    It took me this long to notice that he removes his sunglasses three times.

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 3 года назад +53

      It helps to have a second set of sunglasses under the first pair.

    • @diobrando666
      @diobrando666 3 года назад +3

      @@protorhinocerator142 ya

    • @uzairdurrani755
      @uzairdurrani755 3 года назад +20

      I noticed it after I read your comment.

    • @wubcarp3319
      @wubcarp3319 3 года назад +4

      How are you not verified; this is s crime

    • @lank5582
      @lank5582 2 года назад +5

      And it took me watching this video like seven times AFTER seeing this comment to notice the third time at 0:47. (Yes, I'm a simple girl, I see an ABK video in my recommended, I click, even if I've seen it six times before)

  • @pushinguproses
    @pushinguproses 3 года назад +4323

    "I don't think you should have that." XD

    • @Dawnbreakerr
      @Dawnbreakerr 3 года назад +84

      Of course you showed up for this video.
      Of course you fucking did.

    • @donald5458
      @donald5458 3 года назад +33

      @@Dawnbreakerr What the heck do you mean "of course you showed up for this..." OH! OH! I RECOGNIZE THIS PERSON TOO! Celebrity in the wild! LOL

    • @Dawnbreakerr
      @Dawnbreakerr 3 года назад +52

      @@donald5458
      Because it's PushingUpRoses and it's a video about old school computer games? It's like... literally her thing.

    • @donald5458
      @donald5458 3 года назад +23

      @@Dawnbreakerr I apparently worded my last message poorly. I was confused about your comment at first until I actually read the name of the user that you replied to and saw that it was a youtube personality that I watch a lot of! I went from confused to excited really quick. :)

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 года назад +14

      I also don’t think he should have that.

  • @oldvlognewtricks
    @oldvlognewtricks 3 года назад +5833

    Pivoting from comedy to pure documentary, I see.

    • @nivircescrittore8304
      @nivircescrittore8304 3 года назад +135

      It's not his first time away from comedy. I mean, how could we forget the tragic end of Gunnar Gunnarssonsson in Helgasund?

    • @dumaass
      @dumaass 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@nivircescrittore8304 Not a morning goes by that I don't remember that terrible tale.

  • @JakeBainbridge462
    @JakeBainbridge462 3 года назад +2744

    The Goon repeatedly taking his glasses off every time one of his scripts is triggered is far too accurate.

    • @jamminoutrexan5474
      @jamminoutrexan5474 2 года назад +71

      I didn't even think about that until you pointed it out because it's such a natural part of these games lol

    • @emmastrange5557
      @emmastrange5557 Год назад +10

      I'm so desensitised by these type of games that just seemed normal.

    • @thanoof
      @thanoof 10 месяцев назад +1

      "every time" It happened only thrice throughout all of the interactions...

  • @ThinkBeyondOrdinary
    @ThinkBeyondOrdinary 3 года назад +4654

    I bet the "trash" was just 1 pixel on a whole screen that you randomly clicked on for 40 minutes until you finally found it.

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 3 года назад +404

      Well duh! Y ou mean you didn't notice that orange pixel sticking out from that field of red flowers?? If you moved the rocks, fixed the hose, watered the garden and summoned the bluebird to bring the sun out the orange pixel became clickable. But if you fed the lizard then it became unclickable again. Rookie mistake.

    • @hakanstorsater5090
      @hakanstorsater5090 3 года назад +48

      ​@@Aeroldoth3 I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for the pesky goats...

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 3 года назад +15

      Lol to the comment and the rest of these comments man.

    • @hakanstorsater5090
      @hakanstorsater5090 3 года назад +9

      That comment about picking up orange trash on the ground... I was personally offended...

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 3 года назад +8

      Good thing they never had Ctrl+A, we'd have missed out on all that game play.

  • @AtelmGoldsmith
    @AtelmGoldsmith 3 года назад +3829

    The funny thing about the Compass of Belial is the devs just threw it in as an in-joke. It served no purpose other than to elicit disbelief and other quips from NPCs when asked about it.

    • @martinkrauser4029
      @martinkrauser4029 3 года назад +587

      There was a small lump of coal you could carry around for the majority of Broken Sword 2. It doesn't solve any puzzle. Over time, George, the PC, gets attached to it and starts calling it his lucky piece of coal. After that point, mildly irritating things happen when you show it to people or try to use it.
      There's one point late in the game where it would be the sensible solution to a puzzle. Well, sensible, for point-and-click standards, at least. Trying to use it that way loses you the "lucky coal" and doesn't solve the puzzle.

    • @kallistos87
      @kallistos87 3 года назад +60

      @@martinkrauser4029 I didn't remember that and I played it at least 5 times! Brilliant

    • @ZhenyaBelov
      @ZhenyaBelov 3 года назад +44

      @@martinkrauser4029 also you can give it to a goat and he will talk to you

    • @seanparkerfilms
      @seanparkerfilms 3 года назад +27

      @@ZhenyaBelov And he sounds like Jimmy Stewart.

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 3 года назад +17

      I see someone read the hint book.

  • @KroVey
    @KroVey 3 года назад +2355

    "Insert disc 2" awakened memories of horror that I had sealed away in the dark depths of my subconscious.

    • @ruipinho619
      @ruipinho619 3 года назад +60

      Thats when i knew, this video was a masterpiece as it dredged up memories and feelings best forgotten!

    • @A_Box
      @A_Box 3 года назад +34

      Younger-ish here. What used to be the issue? Could you not just insert disc 2?

    • @dgkallday4u
      @dgkallday4u 3 года назад +25

      My eyes literally gasped and all I could think of was "woah hey. Things need to calm down." I wasn't ready for that again 😂

    • @KroVey
      @KroVey 3 года назад +148

      @@A_Box Usually, a game was too big to be held in one disc so, the installation files were split into two or sometimes even 3 separate discs. Installations took ages and you usually let the game install while doing something else, only to discover that you have gotten the "insert disc 2" notification for a while without noticing and you've wasted a lot of time waiting for nothing. There was no sound cue or anything, you had to be looking at the installation to know. Second, for games that required a second disc while playing, it's always arduous to have to stop your gaming session to change discs, not to mention all the rubbing, blowing and wiping routine you had to do every time to get rid of dust, hair and "soften up the scratches" for the disc to work hahah!

    • @Cinnder
      @Cinnder 3 года назад +114

      @@KroVey ...not to mention there was always a risk of a crash when trying to load the next disk, usually with no option to save game first.

  • @BATTIS94
    @BATTIS94 3 года назад +786

    *Combine string with hammer*
    MC: I don't think that's how it works
    *Combine string with opera glasses*
    MC: Why would I do that?
    *Combine string with opera glasses*
    MC: Why would I do that?
    *Combine string with orange trash*
    MC: Of course! How didn't I think of that!

  • @Thehigherobserver-vy7bo
    @Thehigherobserver-vy7bo 3 года назад +1966

    Gunnar Gunnarson would've solved it no time, like he found his son's killer.

    • @stathisath
      @stathisath 3 года назад +98

      You seem pretty unemotional about this.

    • @eoserigeneia
      @eoserigeneia 3 года назад +136

      @@stathisath They were not close.

    • @stathisath
      @stathisath 3 года назад +31

      @@eoserigeneia *dead pan unemotional look confirming the truth of the previously spoken words*

    • @valengar7
      @valengar7 3 года назад +47

      He had to figure it out, from a pool of suspects of over sev-en people!

    • @stathisath
      @stathisath 3 года назад +8

      @@valengar7 Ja.

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 года назад +2203

    The FMV in this full motion video is moving quite completely

    • @SplotchTheCatThing
      @SplotchTheCatThing 3 года назад +23

      Motionfull, you could say!

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 3 года назад

      what's "fmv"?

    • @JWonn
      @JWonn 3 года назад +23

      @@NoNameAtAll2 FMV = 'Full Motion Video'
      it was a technique used in old games

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 3 года назад +6

      That's why it takes up multiple CD-ROMs, the FMVs are just too advanced

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber 8 месяцев назад +18

    I love how he specifies "I'm wearing it" because they knew damn well the graphics wouldn't make that clear enough.

  • @SpookyStu
    @SpookyStu 3 года назад +876

    So there in the world was Carmen Sandiego.

    • @RXdash78
      @RXdash78 3 года назад +43

      Inside us all along. It turns out the real historical treasures were the friends we made along the way.

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 3 года назад +15

      @@RXdash78 actually i was inside her

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 3 года назад +15

      @@Ben-rz9cf but it wasn't Carmen Sandiego. It was me, Dio!

    • @jamilynn322
      @jamilynn322 3 года назад +8

      She looks good as a redhead.

    • @mekkthemighty1962
      @mekkthemighty1962 3 года назад +10

      didn't you hear him, she's behind that door in low resolution nudity

  • @IanWatson
    @IanWatson 3 года назад +800

    That jerking around of the mouse cursor at the end is the solid truth. Like, trying to see just *how* frozen the game is. Not that it helped.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 3 года назад +56

      No one goes faster through the five stages of grief than a gamer whose game crashed with no save

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 3 года назад +31

      @@boooster101 I once finished coding a game, was really pleased with it, selected Save for the last time, stretched out in satisfaction ... and my foot pressed the power-switch ... which, it being a Commodore Amiga, was on the power-brick, on the floor under the table.
      Not only did I accidentally power-off the Amiga, I also switched it off mid-save, corrupting the saved version on the disc.
      Yep, I learned a lesson that day about the importance of keeping separate backup copies... It's funny now, but it sure wasn't funny at the time :)

    • @Stratelier
      @Stratelier Год назад +3

      Back in the DOS days when mouses were NOT standard, simply touching the mouse at all could completely lock up your PC and require a reboot (due to unhandled hardware interrupts firing when the mouse moves -- loosely analogous to an exception thrown with no catch).

    • @stefanfrankel8157
      @stefanfrankel8157 Год назад

      Have you tried playing Y8 games with a Wacom tablet? Same thing, only worse.

    • @chrism1503
      @chrism1503 Год назад +3

      Haha, yep. “Did the game freeze or is my whole computer locked up?”

  • @aetosnepos7468
    @aetosnepos7468 3 года назад +486

    Guybrush Threepwood? That's the most ridicolous name I've ever heard.
    So what's your name then?
    My name is Hapgood Threadneedle.

    • @unispeck2853
      @unispeck2853 3 года назад +9

      A crossover I’d pay to see

  • @hristijan738
    @hristijan738 3 года назад +1073

    Glad to see Mystery of The Druids is getting a sequel

    • @ABeckettKing
      @ABeckettKing  3 года назад +439

      Just the worst game. Guy can't even pronounce pizza.

    • @oedipusrex353
      @oedipusrex353 3 года назад +179

      Al's Pitsa palace makes the best pitsa in the whole of london!

    • @PlaskiJakDeska
      @PlaskiJakDeska 3 года назад +31

      Cue the mariachi music!

    • @IAmNotAWoodenDuck
      @IAmNotAWoodenDuck 3 года назад +128

      I would love to see more adventures of our favourite stealing, lawbreaking, homeless murdering detective and his hostage, I mean girlfriend.

    • @antekpatyk9425
      @antekpatyk9425 3 года назад +31

      @@IAmNotAWoodenDuck and Lowry the wizard

  • @walterzamalis4846
    @walterzamalis4846 3 года назад +689

    Oh Alasdair, beware the persistent temptations of low-resolution nudity.

    • @seraphale
      @seraphale 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣

    • @ravenhull
      @ravenhull 3 года назад +11

      I remember those days… and having to be ready to turn off the screen because of it. ;)

    • @mullerduplooy614
      @mullerduplooy614 3 года назад

      Duke Nuken was the first for me.

    • @TheFren
      @TheFren 2 года назад

      Brothels in TheDarkEye 😱

  • @headrockbeats
    @headrockbeats 3 года назад +754

    As a relative of Hapgood Threadneedle's, I must say this is insanely accurate.

    • @xnoreq
      @xnoreq 3 года назад +44

      I'm selling these fine leather jackets...

    • @leedsmanc
      @leedsmanc 3 года назад +14

      Hi There, Fancy Pants

    • @thedarksiderebel
      @thedarksiderebel 3 года назад +28

      Have you met my brother, Mancomb Seepgood?

    • @junkrazor8048
      @junkrazor8048 3 года назад +21

      Guybrush Threepwood liked that!

    • @krashd
      @krashd 3 года назад +14

      Look behind you, a three-headed ginger!

  • @MisterAppleEsq
    @MisterAppleEsq 3 года назад +471

    I'm too young to have really grown up with point and click adventure games, but somehow all these tropes are familiar to me. At what point in my life did I develop a robust recognition of the conventions of 90s adventure games?

    • @GepardenK
      @GepardenK 3 года назад +172

      I'm pretty sure intimate familiarity with 90's adventure game tropes is a deep rooted evolutionary adaptation.

    • @elinal9985
      @elinal9985 3 года назад +66

      @@GepardenK Ah, yes. I too remember when cavemen were familiar with 90's adventure games.

    • @Chris_W
      @Chris_W 3 года назад +76

      @@elinal9985 They did combine a lot of things...

    • @elinal9985
      @elinal9985 3 года назад +3

      @@Chris_W it was a joke

    • @vladdracul5072
      @vladdracul5072 3 года назад +15

      Because they are not 1990s adventure games but 2010s indie games. Only then it was innovative and fun, now it's just the same shitty graphics and not even half the fun.

  • @mach2223
    @mach2223 3 года назад +85

    The combination of string and some trash to make a lost medallion is the most 90s/early 00s point and click adventure thing I've ever seen.

  • @ratisok
    @ratisok 3 года назад +249

    The Little man who lives in the crisps has committed the crime!

  • @earlknit5372
    @earlknit5372 3 года назад +274

    The perfect method to point and click adventures; brute force it

    • @Testgeraeusch
      @Testgeraeusch 3 года назад +16

      35.000 dialogue option in the first Edna&Harvey game; good luck brute forcing any progression out of this hyperactive jewel of a trash heap. :D

    • @LoJo
      @LoJo 3 года назад +20

      ...while forgetting you've already asked the NPC about an item and ask again. "What about this piece of string?"

  • @ElSelcho77
    @ElSelcho77 3 года назад +131

    I love how some games have random stuff you can pick up but have no meaning at all, just to screw with you.

    • @setzeralbany9499
      @setzeralbany9499 3 года назад +18

      Or some games where you have random stuff that you can pick up but are not supposed to....then get killed because you have it in your inventory (looking at you unstable ordnance).

    • @Testgeraeusch
      @Testgeraeusch 3 года назад +8

      Edna&Harvey: Oh, a heap of soggy paper cups. Better spread them all over the place for no reason.... aaaaand you've got an achievement.

    • @benholroyd5221
      @benholroyd5221 3 года назад +20

      Was it Monkey Island that had the literal red herring?

    • @krashd
      @krashd 3 года назад +7

      @@benholroyd5221 It was.

    • @thomasroast725
      @thomasroast725 3 года назад +2

      @@krashd but it was usefull!

  • @AinoHiat
    @AinoHiat 3 года назад +276

    Actually, this game tells the story of how they found out who murdered Gunnar Gunnarssonsson.

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 года назад +23

    The NPC went from Oblivion mode to Self Aware to then back to Oblivion mode

  • @RomLoneWolf23
    @RomLoneWolf23 3 года назад +113

    This doesn't even feel like a parody. Those damn things really WERE just like that!

  • @MatthewMartinDean
    @MatthewMartinDean Год назад +30

    2 years and it still isn't loading after 1:06 someone at google should fix that

  • @levimcglinchey5843
    @levimcglinchey5843 3 года назад +366

    Know anyone daft enough to spend years making an old school game like this?

    • @ABeckettKing
      @ABeckettKing  3 года назад +144

      Ouch!

    • @minbari73
      @minbari73 3 года назад +74

      There's thousands of developers on steam doing just that.

    • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
      @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 3 года назад +19

      These days, you can make them by yourself, faster than 90s studios.

    • @xlynx9
      @xlynx9 3 года назад +12

      @@minbari73 and thousands of customers playing them!

    • @alltat
      @alltat 3 года назад +27

      @@xlynx9 Because somehow, some of them are actually surprisingly good. Who needs graphics anyway?

  • @legendnodensetsu8423
    @legendnodensetsu8423 3 года назад +42

    Meanwhile in Ace Attorney:
    "This golden pin is the proof that I'm a lawyer"

    • @yoymate6316
      @yoymate6316 3 года назад +5

      best part is that when someone glues a cardboard circle to their lapel nobody questions it

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 2 года назад +4

      @@yoymate6316 Like did nobody notice he was lookin a little uhhh
      Red?

  • @anthonynelson1699
    @anthonynelson1699 3 года назад +27

    The "disc change" audio glitch hit me in the deepest darkest bits of my dorky little soul.

    • @Stratelier
      @Stratelier Год назад

      It hit me hard too, because on rare occasions my laptop actually does completely freeze up while playing video, causing the audio to catch that EXACT way.

  • @HPSource241
    @HPSource241 3 года назад +66

    So this is what the lovechild of Tex Murphy and Guybrush Threepwood looks like.

  • @mach2223
    @mach2223 3 года назад +10

    I just noticed that the second "What about this string" is actually the same clip as the first. A small detail, probably more of a convenience than a deliberate joke but still funny.

  • @whatiswrongwiththeworld8451
    @whatiswrongwiththeworld8451 3 года назад +45

    Your forgot the scene where you pick up a ladder and put it in your pocket for no good reason because, well, you never know if it might not be useful at a later stage in the game.

    • @Stratelier
      @Stratelier Год назад

      _Space Quest 6_ (among others).
      That was an era.

    • @r0gl0
      @r0gl0 Год назад

      Space Quest 3 actually...@@Stratelier

    • @Stratelier
      @Stratelier Год назад

      @@r0gl0 why not both? Space Quest 6's narrator even joked about how Roger was supposed to carry the ladder around.

  • @AnastasiaCooper
    @AnastasiaCooper 3 года назад +19

    uh... how can a video be so accurate and funny, but also bring up so many memories of frustration...

  • @Chickenbowser
    @Chickenbowser 3 года назад +5

    "I can't use that here" "I can't use that here" "I can't use that here" "I can't use that here" "I can't use that here" "I can't use that here" "I can't use that here" "I can't use that here"

  • @valengar7
    @valengar7 3 года назад +3

    I miss you Seirra games. Thanks for the memories ABK.

  • @tymoteuszkosinski5352
    @tymoteuszkosinski5352 3 года назад +26

    Tbh I'm surprised this channel has so few subscribers. Happy to be one of them, some really quality and funny content

  • @mylittlethoughttree
    @mylittlethoughttree 3 года назад +11

    Even the tone of the detective's voice is accurate

  • @jamminoutrexan5474
    @jamminoutrexan5474 2 года назад +2

    Glad to see the cursor in loading mode the ENTIRE TIME

  • @forensic_freak
    @forensic_freak 3 года назад +72

    There is nothing beyond this man's scope. Long live the Beckett-King!

  • @BytesAndBoats
    @BytesAndBoats Год назад +2

    Damn you, this clip might be 2 years old but you got me in the mood to replay the Tex Murphy FMV games again.

  • @paulmdevenney
    @paulmdevenney 3 года назад +7

    Its even funnier since I've only _just_ finished Tales [PC] starring ABK as the librarian. Nice game btw - you should voice act more adventure games, I can't get enough of them.

  • @sirrahma1690
    @sirrahma1690 3 года назад +33

    This is actually exactly how I remember the games to be when I played them as a kid. Sam&max, monkey island etc.. everything was so random and I never got far

    • @seraphale
      @seraphale 3 года назад +5

      This is one of the things that supports my inkling that I might have ASD. I always did really well in school and with other games, but these type of games absolutely kicked my ass and I never could get far. It'a makes'a no seeense!!

  • @ArachCobra
    @ArachCobra 3 года назад +56

    Love how he doesn't recognize the medallion until an arbitrary string has been added.

  • @dilanrajapaksha
    @dilanrajapaksha 3 года назад +85

    At the start I was like “hey isn’t this like every detective game”
    Nope it’s literally every old school game

    • @cptnoremac
      @cptnoremac 3 года назад +1

      Literally literally, or figuratively literally?

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 3 года назад +1

      @@cptnoremac Literally figuratively literally.

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 3 года назад +4

      I mean, I think it's mostly computer adventure games.
      Super Mario Bros. hardly has any showing of random things to random people.

    • @LordInsane100
      @LordInsane100 3 года назад

      @@Mythraen Yeah, it's Fairly Old But Not Very Old School Adventure Games (it's clearly not from the *really* old school era when the interface was through text commands). You could be more specific and call it 90s FMV Adventure Games, but that's mostly because, well, it uses FMV.

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 3 года назад

      @@LordInsane100 No, that would not be more specific, that would be excluding a huge chunk of point and click adventure games that were not FMV where you could show random things to random people.
      As an example, I did this repeatedly in Gabriel Knight.
      Also, are you sure you couldn't play "here's my inventory" with random NPCs in parser games?

  • @Kekoapono
    @Kekoapono 3 года назад +10

    Hahaha! I love the “logic” of those classic adventure games. I actually guffawed at the ending, and it’s been a while since I actually laughed out loud. Thank you so much for that!

  • @razvanmazilu6284
    @razvanmazilu6284 3 года назад +129

    Hapgood Threadneedle was lucky. My adventures usually went along like this:
    "I can't use these two things together."
    "That won't do anything."
    "That won't work."
    "That won't accomplish anything."
    On a different note: with each video it becomes more and more amazing how smoothly you can switch between genres, their tropes and associated style.

    • @schuylerdade
      @schuylerdade 3 года назад +4

      Ask me about the seven minutes I spent playing Myst before I decided to give up forever.

    • @TheDeviantGent
      @TheDeviantGent 3 года назад +9

      I'm not putting my lips on that.

    • @deiseach02
      @deiseach02 3 года назад +4

      Tetchy Eric Idle: "that doesn't work!"

    • @benholroyd5221
      @benholroyd5221 3 года назад +1

      @@deiseach02 I still appreciate the way he said 'dribbly candle' even after all these years.
      Never found what to do with the buggers though.

    • @bmmaaate
      @bmmaaate 3 года назад +1

      I feel that an accurate amount of 'that won't work' would make for more of an artistic endurance test than a two minute comedy video.

  • @curtisdecoste9345
    @curtisdecoste9345 3 года назад +8

    “My Grandfather’s Medallion!!”
    😂 😂 😂
    I played so many games exactly like this, Full Throttle, The Dig, Indiana Jones.....

  • @jakobmann1497
    @jakobmann1497 3 года назад +6

    Dude, how do you make literally everything funny, so happy i found your chanel

  • @marianhak
    @marianhak 3 года назад +17

    "click on every pixel on the screen" Mode.
    good thing old games got less pixels than now.

  • @Vamilator7165
    @Vamilator7165 3 года назад +16

    "You found my grandfathers medallion!" I sure did

  • @NickPiers
    @NickPiers 3 года назад +65

    I grew up on point and click adventure games. This is FAR too accurate.

    • @Diviance
      @Diviance 3 года назад +3

      I obviously played the wrong ones.
      I just remember dying over and over and over and over because I went in the wrong door at the wrong time or clicked on the wrong item at the wrong time or any number of other stupid ways.
      Screw you, Uninvited on the NES.

  • @Leo-sd3jt
    @Leo-sd3jt 3 года назад +9

    I've learned all of my social skills through playing old point-and-click adventure games.

    • @hakanstorsater5090
      @hakanstorsater5090 3 года назад +1

      Explains a lot!

    • @MCVessels
      @MCVessels 3 года назад +2

      Day of the Tentacle taught me all I know about caring for hamsters.

  • @michaelpirrone
    @michaelpirrone 3 года назад +9

    I can't believe you solved the medallion puzzle without dialing the toll helpline.

    • @captainpoppleton
      @captainpoppleton 7 месяцев назад

      It took me a week of editing the autoexec.bat and config.sys files to make the fucker start though

  • @MaylottPaints
    @MaylottPaints 3 года назад +2

    I came to this channel for the whimsy, but I stayed for the video-game walkthroughs.

  • @swagromancer
    @swagromancer 3 года назад +8

    ABK is a gentleman and a scholar.

  • @pigpuke
    @pigpuke 3 года назад +2

    End ending had me. I was chuckling the whole time and that sent me over. Good job, sir.

  • @E3kHatena
    @E3kHatena 3 года назад +5

    Each frame of the hourglass animation having varying amounts of white pixels around the edge is the smallest but most vital detail in the entire video.

  • @michaelhunt2747
    @michaelhunt2747 3 года назад +2

    Oh my god! That was hilarious. Especially the insert disc 2

  • @StifSP
    @StifSP 3 года назад +4

    This channel is the definition of quality content. I hope you'll eventually get the recognition you deserve, my friend! 🙂

  • @blueseanomad7435
    @blueseanomad7435 2 года назад +2

    It makes me nostalgic for the sound of a 4x CD-ROM straining under the awesome might of the best 1996 had to offer .

  • @thedarksiderebel
    @thedarksiderebel 3 года назад +5

    This is so great i cant even get over how funny and accurate it is. Glad to see it isn't a Sierra game where you get trolled by walking through the door and immediately dying from a falling sign that you could never possibly know about

    • @insanemunchkin
      @insanemunchkin 3 года назад +4

      “YOU ARE LOST IN THE WOODS.”
      But I literally just walked out the door and went north once!
      “YOU ARE LOST IN YHE WOODS.”

  • @1982Obsidian
    @1982Obsidian 3 года назад +1

    You had me at Hapgood Threadneedle and 'Opera Glasses', this is superbly well researched!

  • @gepettogreco
    @gepettogreco 3 года назад +77

    Inaccurate, as there are not enough puns. Not nearly enough puns.

    • @bjorntantau194
      @bjorntantau194 3 года назад +7

      He should make a foreign language video with badly translated puns. Finding the monkey wrench was hard enough in English.

  • @Okinawatrip
    @Okinawatrip Год назад +1

    Played so many games with non sensical « solutions » to situations. This is very accurate.

  • @nathanlonghair
    @nathanlonghair 3 года назад +10

    This was my exact experience of Gabriel Knight: The Beast Within... including the crash. Except it was at chapter 5/6 and there was no way past it without patching and starting over from the beginning QQ

  • @kjetilhansen5363
    @kjetilhansen5363 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant, captures the aesthetics of 90s adventure games perfectly. The FMV and music reminds me of Tex Murphy, while the 'asking about every inventory item' dialogue is VERY much exactly what you do in the first Broken Sword game.

  • @ruben1475
    @ruben1475 3 года назад +11

    I'm glad to see Broken Sword is getting a remake

  • @pipper4747
    @pipper4747 2 года назад +1

    I feel like complete shit lately. your videos are cheering me up a bit. thank you very much good sir

  • @jaredf6205
    @jaredf6205 3 года назад +10

    "I can't use that right now"
    "I can't use that here"
    "I can't use that right now"

  • @NegatingSilence
    @NegatingSilence 3 года назад +1

    You have significantly improved my mood today.

  • @book_of_kelis
    @book_of_kelis 3 года назад +3

    Why is no one talking about "You found my grandfather's medallion!" That killed me

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless1128 3 года назад +1

    The solution to the puzzle could involve literally any object you can pick up. That's over seven things.

  • @gwillewyn
    @gwillewyn 3 года назад +86

    Playing Leisure Suit Larry at way too young an age actually did a lot to improve my English skills. Typing "Ken sent me" before the bastard closed the hatch again did a lot for my typing skill.

    • @ThorirMarJonsson
      @ThorirMarJonsson 3 года назад +16

      Same! Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards kick started my English skills. I remember long hours with a dictionary in hand, pausing every dialogue and painstakingly deciphering the text. I was 10 or 11 at the time! At least the low resolution nudity scenes were censored :D

    • @miss.antidote
      @miss.antidote 3 года назад +2

      the good ol' days

    • @noop9k
      @noop9k 3 года назад +2

      Same for me, but with Monkey Island and Quest for Glory.

    • @unispeck2853
      @unispeck2853 3 года назад +5

      In school I was subjected to a typing game that involved a caveman running away from a t-Rex. When you typed the random sequence of letters correctly, you’d run faster, and if you failed the t-Rex would catch up (and eventually eat the caveman.) Slightly traumatizing, but it did wonders for my typing skills. I’m really glad for it now.

    • @arctic_haze
      @arctic_haze 3 года назад

      Hint: It is crucial to buy that Big Gulp drink before boarding the cruise ship.

  • @amonferrari
    @amonferrari 2 года назад +1

    Gabriel knight and under a killing moon vibes! Oh my, the memories!

  • @CaptainLuckyLuke
    @CaptainLuckyLuke 3 года назад +4

    And just like that I’m suddenly back to my childhood and inserting disk 2, the blue one, of the Muppet Treasure Island game. It’s been 20+ years and I still remember the colours of all 3 disks.

  • @KnjazNazrath
    @KnjazNazrath 3 года назад +2

    So accurate it hurts to remember being so young I didn't understand the difference between Beneath a Steel Sky and Leisure Suit Larry.

  • @bageled_meme2690
    @bageled_meme2690 3 года назад +37

    Legend has it that he still hasn’t put in disk 2, and that guy is still saying “DDoooOOooOOoOooOooOoOoOoooooOOOOOO”

  • @inactiveytchannel
    @inactiveytchannel 3 года назад +1

    0:46 love that club penguin sound effect

  • @pquite5972
    @pquite5972 3 года назад +32

    GO WEST
    GO WEST
    GO WEST
    IN THE OPEN AIR
    GO WEST

    • @Cinnder
      @Cinnder 3 года назад +5

      KILL DRAGON
      WITH WHAT? YOUR BARE HANDS?

    • @Nine_
      @Nine_ 3 года назад +5

      WHERE THE SKIES ARE BLUE

    • @amojak
      @amojak 3 года назад +1

      You try to kill Thorin, thorin cleaves your skull.
      You fail.

    • @Simboiss
      @Simboiss 3 года назад +1

      Get candle in Parapa palace. Go West.

    • @trappedsound
      @trappedsound 3 года назад

      BABY YOU AND ME

  • @jasonmarin9734
    @jasonmarin9734 3 года назад +2

    Some strong Under A Killing Moon vibes here.

  • @Rusminin
    @Rusminin 3 года назад +7

    Wait... You've forgotten to post the link to the kickstarter page. Can't wait to back this.

  • @margotscott526
    @margotscott526 3 года назад +2

    This video speaks to me on a personal level.

  • @picklejho69
    @picklejho69 3 года назад +6

    Pro Gamer knows to spam every item on every npc

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness 3 года назад +2

    These videos are so clever, insightful & hilarious. You deserve all the subs... and maybe some doms too.

  • @linkmaxwell
    @linkmaxwell 3 года назад +77

    Old school? The game features stunning FMV of the quality that only a modern CD can provide and you dare call it old-school?! :P

    • @rogerwilco2
      @rogerwilco2 3 года назад +3

      Yeah.
      This is like modern, for a "multimedia PC" with sound and a CD drive.

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 3 года назад

      what's "fmv"?

    • @Nerdule
      @Nerdule 3 года назад +5

      @@NoNameAtAll2 "Full Motion Video", a term from the brief period between where technology finally advanced to the point where "we can actually put real pre-recorded video cutscenes in our game!" was a selling point, and when people decided that making your entire game out of pre-recorded cutscenes was kind of lame.

    • @Nerdule
      @Nerdule 3 года назад

      @@NoNameAtAll2 "Full Motion Video", a term from the brief period between where technology finally advanced to the point where "we can actually put real pre-recorded video cutscenes in our game!" was a selling point, and when people decided that making your entire game out of pre-recorded cutscenes was kind of lame.

    • @skyfallprime7977
      @skyfallprime7977 3 года назад +1

      I swear I have seen this comment multiple times on multiple videos. Somehow though I just got the strongest feeling that, that may just be a sense of deja vu...

  • @MechaG
    @MechaG 3 года назад +1

    I would have never known to combine the piece of trash with a string without a guide.

  • @plasticman3797
    @plasticman3797 3 года назад +17

    My computer stopped working at the end there. What did he say?

    • @pamelah6431
      @pamelah6431 3 года назад +3

      Dooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @Theturtleowl
    @Theturtleowl 3 года назад +2

    This brings back memories I wish were fully forgotten.
    *Remembers panic attack about not finding a second disk*

  • @fritzskrivvens8727
    @fritzskrivvens8727 3 года назад +10

    "Low resolution nudity" I'm not sure you can cash that check you've written friend.

  • @aravenlunatic9028
    @aravenlunatic9028 3 года назад +1

    Freakin' brill clip ABK..that damned spinning hourglass pissed off so many kids who grew up in the 80s and 90s. Well done. 😁👍

  • @ulischmidt03
    @ulischmidt03 3 года назад +5

    worst part is disk 2 was horribly scratched

  • @shawnheatherly
    @shawnheatherly 3 года назад +2

    You nailed the old school point and click game vibe.

  • @JosephSchmidtfan
    @JosephSchmidtfan 3 года назад +35

    It's pure Guybrush Threepwood meets Larry the Lounge Lizard. Genius!

    • @dsego84
      @dsego84 3 года назад

      + Broken Sword

  • @Kreozot2D
    @Kreozot2D 2 года назад +1

    Discworld Noir is one of my childhood favourites, but it was only on 1 disc.
    Still listening to Paul Weir's music from that game.

  • @MrSiegenfeldt
    @MrSiegenfeldt 3 года назад +9

    You've got a good hammer - always hits the nail

  • @Spacebar_Samurai
    @Spacebar_Samurai 2 года назад +2

    This reminds me of the Tex Murphy games like Under a Killing Moon.

  • @Quartermistress
    @Quartermistress 3 года назад +8

    Yellow diamond huh? Steven Universe had more lore than I remember...

  • @nd7042
    @nd7042 3 года назад +1

    Oh man... That's hilarious, "Wait a minute... Trash... String..." "OH! YOU FOUND MY GRANDFATHER'S MEDALLION!"

  • @James_Earl_Cash
    @James_Earl_Cash 3 года назад +25

    I just had Discworld flashbacks where you had to capture bad smell...
    Try figuring that out without the interwebs. 😁

    • @ihcfn
      @ihcfn 3 года назад

      I remember needing a stunned pelican but, can't remember what for.

  • @junkrazor8048
    @junkrazor8048 3 года назад +1

    Ah, good old "Sierra" point-and-click games - I can relate to this sooo much... I remember clicking randomly through my inventory just to combine those items and to finally move the game forward...
    And we shouldn't forget about those nonsensical quests, like: "find a way to get a quarter out from the gutter, so you can use it in the vending machine" (and never mind the fact that you just traveled half the world to that particular locaction and probably have enough money in your wallet to exchange it for a pile of quarters). "Point-and-click logic"...