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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2021
  • FULL EPISODE 👉 • Where This Country STA... 👈 Shane Gillis from @GillyandKeeves is sitting with Chris talking about what wild things are happening in the world. They're fully vaccinated and trying to deal with their hometown friends scaring them from dying from complications. But they're fine! Crazier things are happening, like Afghanistan is now being run by the Taliban. The guys watch an interview from Vice and it is quite interesting to see the questions being asked.
    The way the Taliban view women can't be mean spirited, just is a learned thing. It is wild how far back in time they live but in the present time. Women and men are the same! Forget stoning, welcome to 2021 guys!
    What do you think? Do the Taliban sound like Trump? They have losing team vibes for sure.
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Комментарии • 523

  • @rgallager13
    @rgallager13 2 года назад +826

    Thank god Shane has the decency to know history. One of the few people

    • @bryankelly7158
      @bryankelly7158 2 года назад +22

      I think he was a history major

    • @MrGshock2
      @MrGshock2 2 года назад +1

      Fr tho

    • @latinobandido7471
      @latinobandido7471 Год назад +7

      He has mentioned that history is his jam. Shane is a clever guy.

    • @newusernamehere4772
      @newusernamehere4772 Год назад +3

      I agree, we need more people

    • @kyletschmidt
      @kyletschmidt Год назад +4

      Yeah thank god these other people have no idea what they’re talking about

  • @babagadoush1
    @babagadoush1 2 года назад +575

    Props to Gillis on getting the reasoning for war in Afghanistan. Geographic strategy

    • @underthetrees4780
      @underthetrees4780 2 года назад +11

      @@Jay-oz5zo a real machiavellian

    • @rgaud8
      @rgaud8 2 года назад +100

      He is a West Point trained veteran.

    • @highjaws
      @highjaws 2 года назад +13

      he has a history degree

    • @wyredmusic
      @wyredmusic 2 года назад +31

      Now it’s lithium ion & opium

    • @keepcold77
      @keepcold77 2 года назад +6

      @@rgaud8 lol not even close. He went to west point on a football scholarship and left in less than a year.

  • @garrettblanton4011
    @garrettblanton4011 Год назад +38

    “I have an Arabic brother in law, yeah, that’s how he sits” killed me lol

  • @KoonceLyfe
    @KoonceLyfe 2 года назад +1128

    I love how Shane is cleanly wise in the history department but hides behind the self deprecating comic veil

  • @Bloated_Tony_Danza
    @Bloated_Tony_Danza 2 года назад +174

    Bro Shane gets it. Mad level headed and definitely thinking for himself, no joke

    • @SbBxProductions
      @SbBxProductions 7 месяцев назад

      108 other dudes that get it too. Refreshing

  • @CRWiebe
    @CRWiebe 2 года назад +251

    Shane kills it so hard because he rides the line offending all his friends all the time. He probably has his own feelings but mostly he just trashes em all equally.

  • @hectorabreu2502
    @hectorabreu2502 2 года назад +57

    Shane’s Trump impression is so good

  • @alexhatfield4448
    @alexhatfield4448 2 года назад +56

    I'm impressed Shane got that history right about the "Great Game" played between Russia and Britain in the 1800s.

  • @Brandonthesnifferofall
    @Brandonthesnifferofall 2 года назад +17

    Taliban “Big J” is hilarious 😂 🇺🇸

  • @Harkness197
    @Harkness197 2 года назад +32

    Omg Shane was the only voice of reason in this convo lol

    • @DaveyFish1
      @DaveyFish1 10 месяцев назад +2

      When he was explaining the whole not hating women bc they don’t respect them was funny lmao. They didn’t get it

  • @Evs78101
    @Evs78101 8 месяцев назад +6

    “It’s like they’re filming live from a losing teams locker room” 💀 😂 holy shit that was gold.

  • @brendensutton915
    @brendensutton915 10 месяцев назад +4

    5:54 Shane just pointing at the screen to show Taliban big joe had me in tears

  • @themonopolyguy4365
    @themonopolyguy4365 2 года назад +36

    I think Shane Gillis is my new favorite comedian

  • @MrsParksIsInTheHouse
    @MrsParksIsInTheHouse 2 года назад +36

    Taliban Locker Room Talk? I never clicked play so fast! 😉 ChrissyCabul

  • @arym1108
    @arym1108 Год назад +155

    everyone praising gilly on his intelligence must forget this guy attended west point on a football scholarship and ended up graduating from a different college. the dude is not dumb, and for a comedian he's probably in the top percentile of intelligence and knowledge and understanding.

    • @themeat8624
      @themeat8624 Год назад +16

      He’s the next Norm.

    • @Oliver-tp2sd
      @Oliver-tp2sd Год назад +2

      @@themeat8624 lol what

    • @j.g.mcbell9494
      @j.g.mcbell9494 Год назад +3

      Everyone that goes to West Point is on a scholarship. He just happened to go there for football.

    • @MaoMoney
      @MaoMoney 11 месяцев назад +2

      His face sure ain't tho

    • @brianhill2171
      @brianhill2171 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@j.g.mcbell9494everyone that goes to West Point is incredibly intelligent. It’s one of the most competitive higher education institutions in the Western world

  • @robbaholic
    @robbaholic 2 года назад +87

    Shane Gillis is my new favorite comedian, guy just gets it 😂

  • @tbone450r
    @tbone450r 2 года назад +4

    “I support hand cutting” wearing a back the blue shirt lololol

  • @nicholasemerson1
    @nicholasemerson1 2 года назад +66

    I literally almost got killed on a patrol in Afghanistan because a female marine was trying to talk to some Afghan men. They started picking up rocks to stone her. So many American women have no clue how good they have it.

    • @LabiaLicker
      @LabiaLicker Год назад

      "female marine" Jesus Christ. No where better to virtue signal how progressive you are than in an active warzone.

    • @SopaDeLengua
      @SopaDeLengua 4 месяца назад +3

      Without making them a sandwich first? Who’s in the wrong here?

    • @MasonSam
      @MasonSam 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ZombieLincoln666
      @ZombieLincoln666 4 месяца назад +1

      I still find it odd that “female marine” is a thing

  • @freddytwotoes7326
    @freddytwotoes7326 Год назад +33

    I want Shane to do a desperate history podcast so bad. Love hearing his history lessons

    • @pauliewalnuts2527
      @pauliewalnuts2527 9 месяцев назад

      Same.

    • @sockmon1
      @sockmon1 8 месяцев назад +1

      Presidents with Louis CK is exactly that and it's so glorious

    • @oIudex
      @oIudex 7 месяцев назад

      He also did a Vietnam one with a guest that one was good

    • @sellers737
      @sellers737 3 месяца назад

      same dude. never knew how badly I needed a comedian who knows world history in my life

  • @hexag0n_0
    @hexag0n_0 2 года назад +22

    That Taliban dude looks a little like Sal

    • @JoeMama-yd1ve
      @JoeMama-yd1ve 2 года назад +3

      It was Sal. He had the boys in his ear telling him to say zany things to the taliban.

  • @JosieMarcellino
    @JosieMarcellino Год назад +16

    It’s wild to see how smart Gillis actually is.

  • @jeradjenkins2110
    @jeradjenkins2110 Год назад +2

    This is one of the best Chrissy d’s. A lot of shit was goin down in the world

  • @loganm986
    @loganm986 4 месяца назад +1

    Chris at the end kills me. He has to think for the first time

  • @bpip000
    @bpip000 2 года назад +25

    Shane has that Trump bit down to perfection. So funny.

  • @Radknafeh
    @Radknafeh Год назад +6

    Mad respect to Shane

  • @tigerlily9981
    @tigerlily9981 2 года назад +1

    That shirt tho 😂 Love you Shane

  • @nathanmamo3970
    @nathanmamo3970 Год назад +5

    The lighting for this episode was accidentally amazing.

  • @sle_epytight
    @sle_epytight Год назад +29

    Shane is the go-between the nation needs. He neutralizes while bringing ppl to a more human understanding behind issues.

    • @NsABullitzZ
      @NsABullitzZ 8 месяцев назад

      Agree man, I'm not even American but he's the only one I've that can ride the centre while taking the heat from the far left and keeps the truly psycho right in check

  • @nealthompson8794
    @nealthompson8794 2 года назад +3

    Shane knows what the fuck is up.

  • @WarmodeEngaged
    @WarmodeEngaged 2 года назад +15

    Big jihad oakerson

    • @dac554
      @dac554 2 года назад +2

      Luis jihad gomez

  • @shaggywisniewski9512
    @shaggywisniewski9512 7 месяцев назад +4

    shane, its so cool hearing someone who gets history, like how the brits in afghanistan was all part of the "great game" against russia. i love your comedy and your knowledge, ive heard you speak on both the civil war and ww2 and those are also my fav historical topics i sincerely hope i get a chance to talk to you one day!

  • @white6delta
    @white6delta 2 года назад +39

    Shane put all his pocket items on the hotel nightstand like they're about to disrobe and shoot some amatuer porn

  • @trentenmorris2181
    @trentenmorris2181 2 года назад +2

    Shane rules thankfully Chrissy chaos is such a real dude

  • @krishneelprasad2140
    @krishneelprasad2140 2 года назад +2

    Lol I said to myself that the guy being interviewed looked like Taliban Big Jay 😂😂😂😂 and then they say the same 😁😁😁😁

  • @boyermatthews2177
    @boyermatthews2177 Год назад +21

    His Trump impression (e.g., mannerisms, cadence and voice) is so good, but when combined with his comedic wit it makes it easily the best Trump out there. I want Shane to run for president and lock into the impression for the entire campaign and never break character. "It would be great. Some may say the greatest campaign ever!"

    • @ImGodTheMaryBanger
      @ImGodTheMaryBanger 10 месяцев назад

      its a great impression! I walked in I said "wow such a great impression"

  • @wyredmusic
    @wyredmusic 2 года назад +7

    Lithium ion & Opium is why we’re there Chrissy. The US gets oil from many other places, especially SA

  • @NotMyWar
    @NotMyWar 10 месяцев назад

    My two favorite comics right now

  • @offroad5798
    @offroad5798 2 года назад +1

    7:00 that's the truth right there folks. Listen to Shane

  • @MatthewGill-nv4tb
    @MatthewGill-nv4tb 5 месяцев назад +1

    The thing i always think about. If a placebo can show results that also means the opposite.. if something fake can make people better then something fake can make people worse

  • @theovonmiller7811
    @theovonmiller7811 2 года назад

    Chrissy, did you cancel your show in illinois for September? Conflicting info on the interweb

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Год назад

    Shane's face is the best

  • @Matty95rufc
    @Matty95rufc 11 месяцев назад

    Love Shane

  • @cziegl3r
    @cziegl3r Год назад

    I dig the studio

  • @MikeRainey
    @MikeRainey 2 года назад +1

    Best movie about Taliban football is Remember the Turbans.

  • @fatcole1152
    @fatcole1152 2 года назад +1

    That's a helluva shirt for a centrist

  • @firstlast2762
    @firstlast2762 2 года назад +22

    Shane is spot on, the Taliban and Islam just view women in a different role. No different than Judaism, Catholicism, Christianity. All cultures that carry very old “religious” beliefs still to this day view women in a different role than men.

    • @bretttheroux8040
      @bretttheroux8040 Год назад +5

      it’s not a religious thing tho, even irreligious cultures had different roles for men and women. Because men and women are fundamentally different

    • @firstlast2762
      @firstlast2762 Год назад

      @@bretttheroux8040 Yes, but as my comment implies; the rest of the world has further defined equality as a woman’s right to the same roles as men. The last hold outs of this change is religion, whether it’s right or wrong. I agree with what you said, I think equality should be defined as a man or a woman’s ability to achieve their intended biological and social purpose.

    • @buddhaspriest7487
      @buddhaspriest7487 7 месяцев назад

      3/5ths a human.

    • @shafsteryellow
      @shafsteryellow 4 месяца назад

      Taliban views on women are not the same as Islam. Its based on their culture but expressed via Islam.
      Islam has rules but how those rules are expressed is down to the culture. Islam instructs governance should be based on compassion and customs of the people as long as it doesn't legislate against a right of a Muslim or promote a sin.
      What the taliban are doing is not 😂 based on Islam its their customs.
      But the major scholars have all said they're not a sharia compliant state because they've conflated their culture customs they want to enforce as islamic law.... Which is forbidden.
      So for example in South Asia they have very repressive culture customs to women... like 'honor killing' even 'forced marriages' both of these things are CLEARLY and unambiguously forbidden yet its rife in Pakistan, India and Bangladesh. Yet those who do it will try to cloak it behind Islam to give themselves moral justification. The fact Hindu Indians and others in the region also engage in that backwardness shows you it's cultural.
      In North Africa there's a long history of mysticism so you'll have stores selling goods with mystical powers or doing palm reading all clearly forbidden in quran but they'll put God's name in an amulet and tell you no this isn't the same 😂
      I'm telling you it's all cultural but since the quality and proliferation of ACTUAL islamic studies has deteriorated so much because very few countries are able to confidently foster islamic education outside of teaching memorisation and procedures. Thats why some of the best contemporary studies come from the US, Indonesia or UK. From guys like Dr Ali Ataie, Hasan Spiker, Timothy winter eft ect.
      They'd all be in jail in Egypt or Pakistan because they encourage students to think and that only God is sovereign... which military dictatorships don't like

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin Год назад

    chris is on so much speed 😂

  • @CarmineTavernaPhotography
    @CarmineTavernaPhotography 2 года назад +5

    Best part of any normal person's life..CHRISSY CLIPS

    • @Aaron0911
      @Aaron0911 2 года назад +1

      I read that as CHRISSYS LIPS 🤣

  • @austinmatthews6689
    @austinmatthews6689 8 месяцев назад

    Just noticed that this is his “good shirt” that he wore on Rogan 😂

  • @steventello8344
    @steventello8344 2 года назад +2

    These guys should have a pod ASAP

  • @mystatamiaj
    @mystatamiaj Год назад

    Uh I’m not dying of either lol
    That’s where you got the game fuked up . Fear is a choice as is compliance

  • @randallross420
    @randallross420 5 месяцев назад +1

    Shoutout Lisa Ling, Channel ONE News was the best.

  • @chaffeecityusa1129
    @chaffeecityusa1129 10 месяцев назад

    Stavros's Taliban doppelganger

  • @billrafferty1460
    @billrafferty1460 Год назад

    Where did Chris get that shirt

  • @feralcat89
    @feralcat89 2 года назад +1

    Taliban big J is tight

  • @duke3250
    @duke3250 2 года назад +2

    Jus a couple of bros hanging out in their boxers

  • @DesiS16
    @DesiS16 Год назад +3

    Shane’s well versed in his history. Taking the piss out of yourself is fine, you should be able to joke about yourself just don’t put yourself down to the ground. Shane’s hilarious. MSSP he’s great

  • @blakecorum9503
    @blakecorum9503 2 года назад

    Gillis the goat

  • @jongerdes4504
    @jongerdes4504 Год назад +1

    so damn funny how havent i found this

  • @omarselim6281
    @omarselim6281 7 месяцев назад

    "we'd be in Africa" what a line dude

  • @briana656
    @briana656 2 года назад +5

    We invaded Afghanistan to vanquish a secret race of giants who lived underground with those MOAB bombs.

  • @jngthebanditking
    @jngthebanditking 11 месяцев назад

    Big Jihad Oakerson XD

  • @Boobiejonshorts
    @Boobiejonshorts 11 месяцев назад

    Tala-Big Jay Oakerson took me out 😂

  • @uncledodad
    @uncledodad 2 года назад +2

    Shane is one funny dude.His clothes remind of the early eighties.

  • @TheGreekSneak
    @TheGreekSneak Год назад

    That's how he sits 😭

  • @MrCTruck
    @MrCTruck Год назад +3

    Shane should do an entire episode as trump. He’s so good, you can tell he’s practiced

  • @isetthem
    @isetthem 2 года назад +3

    Chris is a true New York Italian.

  • @anthonyrusso6696
    @anthonyrusso6696 Год назад +2

    The people of Afghanistan don't even have a strong connection to the idea of "Afghanistan". It's a large region of various tribes divided by mountain ranges. They don't identify with each other culturally the way we assume they would.

  • @vannmagruder9038
    @vannmagruder9038 Год назад +1

    It was for the high grade lithium in the Hindu Kush between Afghan and Pakistan,there’s a Chinese company mining it since the early 2000s

  • @jeffreysaint-vil2040
    @jeffreysaint-vil2040 Год назад

    Probly Aliens lool

  • @samartikov6045
    @samartikov6045 11 месяцев назад +2

    Lady reporter, Adan Hassani. That lady has balls of steel.

  • @betteryou7hanme
    @betteryou7hanme 2 года назад +3

    Chrissy D needs to take a Hyenas refresher course. The Sandra Dee's in Afghanistan were pretty fucking progressive in the 70s. Es lo que es.

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick 2 года назад

    From the thumbnail I thought it was Corky from Life Goes On....whatever happened to that guy?

  • @jrine3947
    @jrine3947 Год назад

    Funny dude

  • @cliftonfurney5083
    @cliftonfurney5083 11 месяцев назад

    Check those opium numbers! Lol

  • @AntonQvarfordt
    @AntonQvarfordt Год назад +3

    2:50 I get this defence and I think it's valid. I don't think they hate women - but I think they are likely to respond poorly to being actively questioned by a woman. That's not their place, that's not what they do.
    I think that's a pretty shitty way to view women - I just don't think that they hate them.
    They love women very very much - but if they started questioning you a bunch, that could change very very fast :P

  • @hbfl11
    @hbfl11 7 месяцев назад

    If it aint broke dont fix it😂😂

  • @dmurphy1578
    @dmurphy1578 2 года назад

    These two could be so funny. Very different but similar outlook.

  • @WaylonMoon
    @WaylonMoon 7 месяцев назад

    What’s with the douchie back the blue shirt?

  • @JMU365
    @JMU365 2 года назад +2

    Wow, i like Chris Distefano's brand of comedy now. Fuck yea

  • @jefe9206
    @jefe9206 Год назад +1

    Clot shot

  • @TTWGD3
    @TTWGD3 2 года назад +13

    I love Shane but I can't listen to Chris for more than a few minutes, he reminds me of every stupid Italian kid I grew up with lol

    • @EvanSaltare
      @EvanSaltare Год назад +1

      When him and Sal talk about shit on their pod I can't tell if it's a bit for laughs or they really are that dumb. It's weird because Chris knew some stuff on History Hyenas but then is 100% off on other pods. Makes me think it is a bit, or he just did research for every HH episode beforehand.

    • @biggordo482
      @biggordo482 Год назад

      Chris reminds me of Andrew Shultz if he was severely autistic

  • @grabber_blu_angel
    @grabber_blu_angel 6 месяцев назад +1

    Shane is spot on about Afghanistan. It was never about oil, Afghanistan is a rock there's very little oil.

  • @psychoschematic91
    @psychoschematic91 6 месяцев назад

    Chris destafano must own gen dyn stocks hes wearing a specific gun shirt amongst share holders and management lol

  • @WillyOrca
    @WillyOrca 2 года назад

    4:35 probably the best trump of all time.

  • @lanamurphree4702
    @lanamurphree4702 11 месяцев назад

    Check those opium numbers lmao

  • @wolt911
    @wolt911 11 месяцев назад +1

    “We don’t intervene with North Korea” my guy google the word sanctions and prepare to have your mind blown

  • @lemowhiteshoes
    @lemowhiteshoes 4 месяца назад

    To keep them from having access to the ocean

  • @tyrionlannister1628
    @tyrionlannister1628 3 месяца назад

    Myocarditis is a hell of a thing

  • @yahsw1153
    @yahsw1153 2 года назад

    🙌🏼🌟🙌🏼

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw Год назад +2

    This guy was too good for SNL anyway.

    • @buddhaspriest7487
      @buddhaspriest7487 7 месяцев назад

      Anyone good doesn't belong on SNL. Kyle dunnigan was effectively put ice by his SNL contact.

  • @bolanleadana8668
    @bolanleadana8668 2 года назад +1

    Shane is smart.

  • @S0l1dZ3r0
    @S0l1dZ3r0 3 месяца назад

    There is a book called “The Grand Chessboard” by Zbigniew Brzezinski it was first published in 1997. In the book Brzezinski says America needs “a new Pearl Harbor” so they can project American hegemony in the Middle East and Asia. On top of that there are maps of oil pipelines they wanted to build through Afghanistan in that book. Brzezinski, for those who don’t know, was in Afghanistan when the CIA was training the Mujahideen and there are photos of Brzezinski with Bin Laden. This guy was an advisor to US Presidents from Jimmy Carter to both Bushes and even Obama. And for those who are wondering, yes, he is Mika Brzezinski’s father.

  • @GLPMatty
    @GLPMatty 4 месяца назад +2

    Shane makes these two look like idiots without even trying

  • @captain_clap9075
    @captain_clap9075 2 года назад +2

    be aware of any "threat" found on the news and mainstream

  • @hairharbor5080
    @hairharbor5080 11 месяцев назад +1

    Afghanistan doesn't have oil. It has poppy fields.

  • @altarofglib
    @altarofglib Год назад

    Poppies

  • @fleadoggreen9062
    @fleadoggreen9062 8 месяцев назад +2

    Lol when I was young like them I always joked about death like yea it’s gonna happen so what
    But now that I’m old I’m like , frick I gotta get some really good walking shoes after work and get my walks goin,they only joke on death cause they young

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 2 года назад

    its for lithium to make the tablets

  • @KillyJoe
    @KillyJoe 7 месяцев назад

    I can’t believe Shane got vaxxed lol