This knife was SO hard to deploy

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @oldschool9932
    @oldschool9932 Год назад +23635

    Melissa was the kid in school who was always given the scissors with the round bladed ends and was constantly reminded to not run around the classroom with them.

    • @sergiv5613
      @sergiv5613 Год назад +200

      That's every kid.

    • @rockiefillier9521
      @rockiefillier9521 Год назад +99

      Isn’t that every kid at one point

    • @Heavywall70
      @Heavywall70 Год назад +227

      I didn’t even want to run UNTIL I had scissors.
      It’s literally the first extreme sport and I was a pioneer.

    • @Kamuishinobi196
      @Kamuishinobi196 Год назад +34

      Running with scissors ✂️😂😂, the game production company

    • @mrarivv0007
      @mrarivv0007 Год назад +20

      I'm 666th like. Finally!!! The Oracle is complete!!!!

  • @Openup0911
    @Openup0911 Год назад +12998

    She lifted that blade and made me flinch like it was at my chin😂

    • @Hibiki_Oneesan
      @Hibiki_Oneesan Год назад +86

      same...
      😂😂😂

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 Год назад +54

      Same, I would have had a heart attack if I was there in person, especially so if I was anywhere in front of her

    • @insaneone86
      @insaneone86 Год назад +68

      Definitely a female moment that could've got someone hurt!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dotcassilles1488
      @dotcassilles1488 Год назад +27

      Not only females, males also have no clue about knife safety. I have been to more first aid incidents where guys were messing around with a knife or blade and managed to slice/dice themselves or others, than incidents like that involving females. In my first aid experience of treating these injuries they are usually caused by ignorance or inexperience with handling blades in general or with the specific tool, showing off, tiredness, alcohol induced clumsiness (slow reactions) or violence.

    • @dotcassilles1488
      @dotcassilles1488 Год назад +8

      Forgot to say that I'm in rural south eastern Australia. An area where most people work in agriculture or industry. Most people carry or at least have quick access to a pocketknife or safety blade/ utility knife.
      Blessings, Dot

  • @WorxW
    @WorxW 7 месяцев назад +3095

    Bruh that’s a damn short sword at that point 😂

    • @Hawkfeet
      @Hawkfeet 6 месяцев назад +18

      Exactly 😂

    • @michaelsternberg1597
      @michaelsternberg1597 6 месяцев назад +16

      Not that short

    • @mrdollarsss-m3d
      @mrdollarsss-m3d 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@michaelsternberg1597 then that is short sword 😅

    • @xavierbelmont8935
      @xavierbelmont8935 4 месяца назад

      ​@@mrdollarsss-m3ddepends upon the size of the blade typically a short sword starts at 11.8 inches. I just did research today on that because I found a tanto that I want to buy later on down the road that is 12 in long making it a short sword.

    • @curlystoogemire
      @curlystoogemire 4 месяца назад +4

      We got a damn switch sword before gta 6

  • @o_psicopato
    @o_psicopato 4 месяца назад +396

    That ain't a knife, that's at least a dagger

  • @ahmadfaris3658
    @ahmadfaris3658 Год назад +4420

    That's a disaster waiting to happen

    • @philippeherrmann8056
      @philippeherrmann8056 Год назад +56

      We both were thinking the same... Thats not gonna end well bro

    • @obsidianbucksim6766
      @obsidianbucksim6766 Год назад +25

      I've had one before, the blades don't come out with enough force to do any damage. It would even pierce a sheet of cardboard.

    • @UDamnFine
      @UDamnFine Год назад +11

      They don’t have that much power when they came out at most it’ll cut little bit
      The smaller ones at least

    • @anotherHelldiver
      @anotherHelldiver Год назад +5

      I can’t tell which side is the bottom side and the top side

    • @verteup
      @verteup Год назад +33

      ​@@anotherHelldiverthe side with the blade shaped hole.

  • @JoeNielsen44
    @JoeNielsen44 Год назад +1094

    "Now that's a knife"
    Crocodile Dundee would be proud

  • @bigwill9421
    @bigwill9421 Год назад +2869

    Good Thing it wasn't pointed the other way. Someone would've thought you're doing a Seppuku.

  • @gammacrush3351
    @gammacrush3351 3 месяца назад +41

    The child safty was on 😂😂😂

  • @iron0xide974
    @iron0xide974 Год назад +1278

    She better be glad she didn’t have that facing the wrong direction.

    • @strykerx24
      @strykerx24 Год назад +15

      Literally what I was thinking

    • @mugsofmirth8101
      @mugsofmirth8101 10 месяцев назад +39

      I think she deployed enough OTFs to figure out that wouldn't be very smart lmfao

    • @Smokey420Greenleaf
      @Smokey420Greenleaf 10 месяцев назад +4

      What if she's not? You going to do something about it?

    • @Jguthro
      @Jguthro 10 месяцев назад +4

      Probably has a safety spring in it. I had a natoi stiletto like that.

    • @Zachary6428
      @Zachary6428 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@Smokey420Greenleaf what is she's not glad that she could have stuck herself? Who cares

  • @raresgames5120
    @raresgames5120 Год назад +983

    I need to see shaq hold that ASAP

    • @terrancemuzic5157
      @terrancemuzic5157 Год назад +23

      I don't need it but I want it

    • @tykrapf6969
      @tykrapf6969 Год назад +1

      Fr

    • @adiamondsword8392
      @adiamondsword8392 Год назад +9

      Bro it’s a dinner knife to him xd

    • @ArchangelAzrael20
      @ArchangelAzrael20 Год назад +2

      The company sent one to Shaq and Beau Brown. As far as I know, only Beau has done a video with the knife.

    • @xXTECHxKNIGHTXx
      @xXTECHxKNIGHTXx Год назад +5

      It would look like a normal knife in their hand 😂

  • @indygamertag829
    @indygamertag829 Год назад +1181

    That knife is a perfect example of just because you can, doesn’t mean you should 😅

  • @elexirghutz9540
    @elexirghutz9540 4 месяца назад +23

    My anxiety level and intrusive thoughts 📈

  • @imhigh.933
    @imhigh.933 Год назад +249

    “ You call that a Knife? This is a Knife…”

    • @fayrexmayor1601
      @fayrexmayor1601 Год назад +3

      It's a sword hahaha😂😊😂

    • @Borgforce
      @Borgforce Год назад +3

      I was looking for this comment as soon as I watched the vid. 😅

    • @sotorodrigo33
      @sotorodrigo33 Год назад +1

      Crocodile dundee 🎉

    • @asiandvarma1603
      @asiandvarma1603 12 дней назад

      From America ? It's that said by Hollywood actor ?

  • @brr8888
    @brr8888 Год назад +575

    If Cold Steel made an otf it would look like that.

    • @user-ei9ns9hq6b
      @user-ei9ns9hq6b 11 месяцев назад

      I don't get it

    • @freeforprofitbeats1808
      @freeforprofitbeats1808 11 месяцев назад +12

      ​@user-ei9ns9hq6b cold steel makes overly large knives, only ones I know by name are the large luzon and Espada xl but they have other big ones

    • @pepepepito623
      @pepepepito623 10 месяцев назад

      But ..I watch another tiktok, later.

    • @Desecrator6
      @Desecrator6 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-ei9ns9hq6bif you gotta ask... you won't get it

    • @whiteking4895
      @whiteking4895 10 месяцев назад

      crawford and the airlite by cold steel i love em@@freeforprofitbeats1808

  • @peterkerr4019
    @peterkerr4019 Год назад +196

    just what I've always wanted, a switchblade sword.

    • @stevenjones916
      @stevenjones916 Год назад +8

      I'm waiting for the model that come with picatinny rails.

    • @jacktrades5103
      @jacktrades5103 Год назад +6

      Mounted schope intensity, 100% hit rate.

    • @poseidenforceccj2528
      @poseidenforceccj2528 Год назад +3

      @@jacktrades5103peq-15 ir aiming laser lol

    • @Berzilla
      @Berzilla Год назад +2

      LOL ,yup ,I wonder what the quality of thge knife is ,we got tons of them here where I live and 90% are just cheap junk that wouldnt last one day in the woods ,the other 10% are $250 or more for the cost of the knife.

    • @rich4860
      @rich4860 Месяц назад +1

      Hahahahahahahahahaha.......

  • @RandomArtcc
    @RandomArtcc 3 месяца назад +4

    Every pocket knife user screamed when she flicked that crap up to her chin😭

  • @SharaRobison
    @SharaRobison 5 месяцев назад +1113

    “Oops, Wrong side-“
    [Edit: Alright Alright. I understand how the knife [Or sword] works now😫😫... Also thanks for 864 likes, I’m so close to 1K😍❤️]
    [Edit again🙄: Alright, some of you guys (About 3) can stop commenting that “It would just bounce right back in😡”, 1, My volume was turned off, 2, I wasn’t focused on the description or anything like that😍, & 3 I don’t know about OTF knives or sword or whatever the thing is...]
    I just wanted to be a bit funny, KK? It’s a joke [If it isn’t to rude or inappropriate]
    Kk bye

    • @nonidea1518
      @nonidea1518 3 месяца назад +18

      Famous last word

    • @mikasamer7470
      @mikasamer7470 3 месяца назад +8

      💀

    • @zzzzzzzzzzzzzza
      @zzzzzzzzzzzzzza 2 месяца назад +7

      Can u imagine tf

    • @devinmortier5269
      @devinmortier5269 2 месяца назад +5

      Not only would it just bounce back in, but you have to push the button in the direction the blade will move… otf’s are safer than any spring assisted

    • @SharaRobison
      @SharaRobison 2 месяца назад +5

      @@devinmortier5269 I don’t even get what your saying

  • @tea-chip-cookies
    @tea-chip-cookies Год назад +1116

    This woman went backwards in everything we were taught about growing up with the safety handling of scissors, knives and sharp objects.

    • @illuminati5160
      @illuminati5160 Год назад +36

      How? She held it away from herself that's exactly what she was supposed to do

    • @AI2323-s2l
      @AI2323-s2l Год назад +8

      @@illuminati5160plus not every one is a expert 😭

    • @MahmodMahmood-hb4zn
      @MahmodMahmood-hb4zn Год назад

      Nice

    • @LaggingDuck-
      @LaggingDuck- Год назад +11

      @@illuminati5160Yeah let me just thrust towards people with a blade the size of my forearm

    • @SnuupSantana
      @SnuupSantana Год назад +11

      ⁠@@LaggingDuck-who did she thrust towards…?

  • @MinhVu-zw4ih
    @MinhVu-zw4ih Год назад +827

    “It’s harder than it looks” is a great pickup line 😂

    • @Rtttn
      @Rtttn Год назад

      Horny jail

    • @justusxp9216
      @justusxp9216 Год назад +2

      Bro

    • @jeff40
      @jeff40 Год назад

      Lmao that is a great pick up line! If used humbly😇

    • @trillnix3043
      @trillnix3043 Год назад +1

      Not really.

    • @lucariviera4298
      @lucariviera4298 Год назад +2

      If you want to be arrested maybe 😂

  • @-_m1z1kc1_-4
    @-_m1z1kc1_-4 Месяц назад +2

    Knife ❌ short sword ✅

  • @Backyardmech1
    @Backyardmech1 Год назад +144

    Now let’s see Shaq hold it.

  • @nileshb-ij1rg
    @nileshb-ij1rg Год назад +47

    Requires foreplay to deploy

  • @WhitefoxSpace
    @WhitefoxSpace Год назад +3902

    Also known as the "whoops I accidentally turned it around and self-impaled"
    Edit: yo guys it's a joke ♥️

    • @name5980
      @name5980 Год назад +39

      I was thinking the same thing, maybe they have some safety method

    • @williamjackson8782
      @williamjackson8782 Год назад +13

      The the force is just enough to get the knife out let alone impale you. The impact from deployment is barley enough to break skin. It has to deploy fully before it can lock in place other wise it just becomes loose till you realign it.

    • @arko.0.1.
      @arko.0.1. Год назад +2

      you would literally need to pull that trigger towards you for the blade to point in your direction, if you wouldn't notice it right then and there that you use it backwards, you deserve it.

    • @Semipropp
      @Semipropp Год назад +1

      Cringe

    • @vcarriere
      @vcarriere Год назад +2

      More like when you are underpowered and handle something dangerous like a firearm or a knife, mistakes can happen. You're going over what you can adequately control and.

  • @sumiraishaq2303
    @sumiraishaq2303 7 дней назад

    *Enthusiasm was on point 💯🖍️*
    *Knife handling was off point **_100%✍️_*

  • @greedygringoprospecting6941
    @greedygringoprospecting6941 Год назад +210

    instant sword. holy crap.

  • @inkslut612
    @inkslut612 Год назад +369

    Now that’s what I call a knife and a half, it’s an OTF machete 😅

  • @mckennadishongh2160
    @mckennadishongh2160 Год назад +109

    “YES!”
    *uppercuts cameraman*

    • @ginny8601
      @ginny8601 Год назад +1

      It’s ok he is immortal

    • @YuriMakarov-h3p
      @YuriMakarov-h3p Год назад

      Covers her in blood. Now that would be a video. A real life Carrie.

    • @mckennadishongh2160
      @mckennadishongh2160 Год назад

      @@YuriMakarov-h3p like sprays across her face and down her body I can picture it down to the innocent shocked round eyes

    • @mckennadishongh2160
      @mckennadishongh2160 Год назад

      @@ginny8601 hopefully or he’s ☠️

    • @MelissaBackwoods
      @MelissaBackwoods  Год назад +1

      I could see myself doing that

  • @The_Shadow_99
    @The_Shadow_99 3 месяца назад +1

    Take Some Piles Of Vigra 💀

  • @ray1ashwin
    @ray1ashwin Год назад +101

    Now I know what real wolverine claws would've sounded like

    • @vcommandarv5916
      @vcommandarv5916 Год назад +11

      Real ones would've sounded similar to the movies as they scrape against the steel skeleton when coming out and ripping flesh

    • @Koli5298
      @Koli5298 Год назад

      ​@@vcommandarv5916This.

  • @GUNNER67akaKelt
    @GUNNER67akaKelt 11 месяцев назад +179

    I... like... big... knives... and I cannot lie.

    • @elgatofelix8917
      @elgatofelix8917 10 месяцев назад +15

      them other brothers can't deny

    • @mlfonvi
      @mlfonvi 10 месяцев назад +1

      Simps😅

    • @GUNNER67akaKelt
      @GUNNER67akaKelt 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@mlfonvi Don't put yourself down like that. It's ok if you're a simp.
      The rest of us are talking about knives. Not sure what you're talking about.

    • @mlfonvi
      @mlfonvi 10 месяцев назад

      @@GUNNER67akaKelt keep telling yourself that buddy.

    • @GUNNER67akaKelt
      @GUNNER67akaKelt 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@mlfonvi 🤡🤡

  • @raybenoit5238
    @raybenoit5238 4 месяца назад +8

    That gorgeous hair altered my breathing a little

  • @Strangerer69
    @Strangerer69 2 месяца назад +2

    Giving her that knife was a mistake. It’s made for grizzly bear Adams with a 1000 lb death grip.

  • @ben9610
    @ben9610 4 месяца назад +21

    For anyone struggling with opening their massive OTF, dont push down so hard on the slider, push forward. Also try not to squeeze the handle harder than you need to, that way your thumb doesn’t slip and jolt forward, sliding over the blade when it deploys. Not using more grip than you need on the handle helps you use more force with your thumb.

    • @ben9610
      @ben9610 4 месяца назад +1

      Also if the mechanism inside the blade is pushed down instead of forward and backward that can make it harder for the mechanism to engage, thus harder to open.

  • @marcusperkins6896
    @marcusperkins6896 Год назад +19

    Someone's gonna convert that thing into a legit Hidden Blade

    • @datass666
      @datass666 Год назад +2

      That was my first immediate thought as well 😆...
      I live in Maine, and we have some very laid back, lenient laws pertaining to weapons/ self defense, and nothing about this knife is even close to legal... I can't speak for various other state rules, but I can't imagine many of them would allow this

    • @IZD3d
      @IZD3d Год назад

      ​@@datass666I am pretty sure they are legal here in Missouri though! We don't really have much weapon restrictions at all, everyone I know owns a gun too

    • @JoaquinDawes
      @JoaquinDawes 2 месяца назад

      @@marcusperkins6896 ur right never heard of anything like that being legal

  • @sivakumarnarayanasamy9772
    @sivakumarnarayanasamy9772 Год назад +73

    Most beautiful knife I've ever seen.

  • @davidhoxit4274
    @davidhoxit4274 Месяц назад

    Outstanding Swordsmanship‼️

  • @vcarriere
    @vcarriere 9 месяцев назад +1175

    When you don't have control of something dangerous, you stop.

    • @SocietyEnjoyer
      @SocietyEnjoyer 8 месяцев назад +13

      Knives aren’t dangerous people are

    • @cornwallmansiom3831
      @cornwallmansiom3831 7 месяцев назад +88

      @@SocietyEnjoyer Right because no one has accidentally hurt themselves with a knife before...

    • @patrickbones2909
      @patrickbones2909 6 месяцев назад +14

      You must be fun at parties.

    • @vcarriere
      @vcarriere 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@patrickbones2909 Hey it's more of a risk assessment thing. Like I wouldn't shoot a revolver of a caliber that's difficult to control the first time, fully loaded. Anyway, everyone is entitled to their opinion but she was having a hard time opening the knife meaning forcing in weird directions not thinking a big blade is coming out of it.

    • @patrickbones2909
      @patrickbones2909 6 месяцев назад +2

      @vcarriere I agree but an otf blade (no matter how big) is far less dangerous than a revolver)

  • @AndrewB383
    @AndrewB383 Год назад +19

    "You call that a knoife?"

  • @ikamoto7524
    @ikamoto7524 Год назад +18

    Stopped by the booth during the blade show down to earth peeps and awesome knifes.

  • @luffebassen
    @luffebassen 13 дней назад +1

    That's not a knife.
    THIS is a knife.
    - Crocodile Dundee

  • @michaelsanchez6610
    @michaelsanchez6610 4 месяца назад +127

    It’s clear women and men are equal in strength

    • @DanielFlavin-w5l
      @DanielFlavin-w5l Месяц назад +2

      Duh 🙄 😂

    • @st4rlightr4v3n4
      @st4rlightr4v3n4 Месяц назад +10

      While men are usually stronger, I think the difference wouldn't be *as* great if women were socially encouraged to train strength as much as men are.

    • @maomettoalbaye1829
      @maomettoalbaye1829 Месяц назад +6

      There is distinctive differences

    • @mayanksaytode7619
      @mayanksaytode7619 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@st4rlightr4v3n4they are born smaller but train to get bigger.

    • @st4rlightr4v3n4
      @st4rlightr4v3n4 Месяц назад +1

      @@mayanksaytode7619 exactly

  • @chilledcadaver9205
    @chilledcadaver9205 Год назад +33

    My dad said he jumped over an obstacle in basic training after throwing his rifle over. Ended up grazing the chinstrap of his helmet with the bayonet and missing his jugular by a few inches. Insanity.

  • @proto-guest4511
    @proto-guest4511 10 месяцев назад +5

    Slashers: Shut up and take my money.

  • @Warslugzz
    @Warslugzz Месяц назад

    Imagine you were holding it against you like she was for leverage, but you were accidentally holding it the wrong way 💀

  • @WhoThisMonkey
    @WhoThisMonkey 9 месяцев назад +36

    *British police*
    "We have reasonable suspicion to search your person."
    *Owner of this knife*
    "Look over there!"

  • @scottsyoutubeworld1824
    @scottsyoutubeworld1824 6 месяцев назад +8

    I went to a knife store recently, and tried out quite a few OTF models. I was excited to see some budget knives that looked really great. But upon trying them out, the very expensive models were much smoother, and didn't require as much pressure on the button. I'd love to buy one, but I just can't justify spending that much money on something that could easily get lost.

    • @theMaynards8910
      @theMaynards8910 5 месяцев назад

      That's why you get a high visibility lanyard

    • @hulmad
      @hulmad 3 месяца назад

      I'm honestly too hard on my knives to use switchblades. They' always have the action as the primary feature and the knife part is almost an afterthought

    • @christianunger498
      @christianunger498 2 месяца назад

      @@hulmadtwo words……benchmade shootout.

  • @loki887
    @loki887 9 месяцев назад +5

    He didn't have to flex on her like that 😂

  • @kevinschmith9379
    @kevinschmith9379 4 месяца назад

    I believed that you could do it because you are so freaking awesome. Anything you put your mind to you can accomplish

  • @robbyakbarsyah
    @robbyakbarsyah Год назад +6

    Holy shiet that is the perfect Assassins Creed Hidden Blade

  • @RoamingCaliNews
    @RoamingCaliNews Год назад +9

    Imagine trying to hard to open it , then you bend down like her ... & then BOOM there goes your face !

  • @Jedidiah205
    @Jedidiah205 Год назад +21

    I’ve always wanted a spring assist switch knife the size of my forearm bro

    • @At0ThEb
      @At0ThEb Год назад +1

      Why not go for an entire leg at this point 😂

  • @CurvyTribune
    @CurvyTribune Месяц назад

    Her: That's not a knife...
    Him: (As Crocodile Dundee) Now, That's A Knife

  • @tyrammstein6545
    @tyrammstein6545 Год назад +12

    Crocodile Dundee comes to mind when I watch this for some reason

  • @mjc4942
    @mjc4942 Год назад +33

    It'd be nice to have such a cool piece to leave at home.

  • @certifiedasian
    @certifiedasian Год назад +7

    The shaq is gonna love this one

  • @johnhagebeuk8
    @johnhagebeuk8 2 месяца назад

    Proud of you because you did it 👏👏👏

  • @ItsDaNewGuy
    @ItsDaNewGuy Год назад +28

    "Hahaha. That's not a knife. T H I S is a knife!" - Crocodile Dundee

  • @thedaddechannel
    @thedaddechannel Год назад +34

    And yet again, the cameraman lives!

  • @Sam-wh8ig
    @Sam-wh8ig Год назад +6

    Shaq’s pocket knife

  • @mlucera2000
    @mlucera2000 Год назад +51

    Careful with that axe, Eugene!

    • @jonathanmachjacksontrad5704
      @jonathanmachjacksontrad5704 Год назад

      What's that cultural reference,? Floyd ?

    • @lf2052
      @lf2052 Год назад

      ​​@@jonathanmachjacksontrad5704 I only know it from early Floyd too
      saucerful of secrets maybe? been a while

    • @jrsmith3344
      @jrsmith3344 Год назад

      NICE!! Obscure reference

  • @deanfrancois9297
    @deanfrancois9297 Год назад +12

    What if she had it wrong way then what

    • @ChasingStriper
      @ChasingStriper Год назад +2

      My thought

    • @kylegovender6454
      @kylegovender6454 Год назад +1

      Exactly what I thought

    • @PerceptionsProphet
      @PerceptionsProphet Год назад +1

      Hara kiri

    • @ScotlandsGold
      @ScotlandsGold Год назад

      Should stick a laser pointer on it facing away😂

    • @benharbyessine230
      @benharbyessine230 Месяц назад +1

      Damn yall don't understand that you have to puch that button in a specific direction so it wouldn't work when it's in the wrong direction but if it was a button that you push down then yea

  • @angrygamer6550
    @angrygamer6550 Месяц назад +1

    I would be terrified to open this in a self defense situation and figure out you had the sharp bits pointed at you and now have a nice ft of carbon steel somewhere where it shouldn’t be

  • @Mo.89.
    @Mo.89. Год назад +88

    It nearly fired out of that guys hand 😂

  • @davidsirmons
    @davidsirmons Год назад +76

    When she's working as hard as she can but it won't come out and she keeps working it and it FINALLY comes out. And it's WAY bigger than u thought it'd be.

  • @Lemon_Sage9999
    @Lemon_Sage9999 Год назад +9

    Big Beau Brown was able to open that one handed

  • @bestlaidplans4511
    @bestlaidplans4511 2 дня назад

    That company's gotta have more lawyers than staff and sales combined.

  • @danielmiller2832
    @danielmiller2832 Год назад +6

    You're a nice collector and I would like to know where you got that I appreciate it thank you.

  • @craigp9973
    @craigp9973 Год назад +14

    Now that’s great knife!

  • @Blando7887
    @Blando7887 Год назад +4

    I like how she holds it and gets frustrated til something pops out of it . .

    • @mlfonvi
      @mlfonvi 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂...this is terrible. Did you actually say that💩? Damn simp

  • @derrickg6028
    @derrickg6028 Месяц назад

    When you want a lightsaber but scientists haven't made crystals do it yet.

  • @tonymcguire58
    @tonymcguire58 Год назад +9

    Pretty good for someone who’s never worked a day in their life ✊🏻

  • @DaoudJ.Khaliq-hj7qp
    @DaoudJ.Khaliq-hj7qp Год назад +6

    A Giant Switchblade?
    Where do you get one?

  • @WildSauce777
    @WildSauce777 Год назад +14

    That's a sweet OTF Melissa! California would Love to add it on there banned list.

    • @user-ei9ns9hq6b
      @user-ei9ns9hq6b 11 месяцев назад +1

      from what I heard only OTFs with blades under 2 inches are legal there

    • @1269Dondude
      @1269Dondude 11 месяцев назад

      It’s already banned

    • @archermadsen7744
      @archermadsen7744 10 месяцев назад

      That thing is so dangerous then maybe it should be regulated lol

  • @wcstrawberryfields8011
    @wcstrawberryfields8011 Месяц назад +1

    Back to Valkyrie Basic Training...

  • @mustafacihan7002
    @mustafacihan7002 Год назад +5

    at this point thats a sword

  • @OGod_ItsRetro
    @OGod_ItsRetro 5 месяцев назад +4

    That there is NOT a knife, that is w switchblade SWORD, lol, anyways, thats awesome

  • @bigwill9421
    @bigwill9421 Год назад +12

    It's also Child-Proof.😂😂😂😂

  • @safwan5324
    @safwan5324 4 месяца назад +1

    Who else thought it would impale her stomach? 😱

  • @abelpolanco
    @abelpolanco Год назад +9

    😂You looked so happy when you finally opened it 👌🏼😁

  • @grimstnzborithbrisingr7296
    @grimstnzborithbrisingr7296 4 месяца назад +17

    She immediately almost points it at her face after putting the blade away

  • @MrZerk815
    @MrZerk815 Год назад +21

    "women are just as strong as men" I think this easily disproves that lol.

    • @noahchopson7136
      @noahchopson7136 Год назад +2

      No one says that lol

    • @FeedMeChaos1
      @FeedMeChaos1 Год назад +3

      literally nobody is saying that bar the very few where it actually applies.

    • @Jesus_x_Christ
      @Jesus_x_Christ Год назад

      +1

    • @natethegreat632
      @natethegreat632 Год назад +3

      @@noahchopson7136yeah that’s just not true. Just look at how hard people in the states are fighting for men to be able to compete in women’s sports

    • @steezydan8543
      @steezydan8543 Год назад +4

      @@noahchopson7136 People literally do say that though.
      They're wrong, but they still say it.

  • @michaelruatfelaralte84
    @michaelruatfelaralte84 Месяц назад

    When the knife pops out...gave me a jump 😂

  • @SupportTeam-l4t
    @SupportTeam-l4t 9 месяцев назад +4

    i like how she's into pointed things that stab

    • @Thatguy60929
      @Thatguy60929 8 месяцев назад

      I don't know if you wanted it to sound so... Different

  • @jeffanon1772
    @jeffanon1772 Год назад +25

    I WANT ONE..❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @myapologies2298
    @myapologies2298 Год назад +15

    A prime example of why men should not compete in women’s sports. She doesn’t look weak by any means.

    • @fringo5464
      @fringo5464 Год назад +2

      ruining the vibe fella

    • @greytging
      @greytging Год назад

      Go back to your mum's basement and 4chan.

  • @edwinnavarro5149
    @edwinnavarro5149 4 месяца назад +2

    If her name was Melissa Backwards this would've ended badly

  • @johnnyc1227
    @johnnyc1227 Год назад +11

    Body weight exercise plus squeeze grips will keep you in shape your whole life. Even when your old i'm 75 & still on it!

  • @loganparks-eskew5863
    @loganparks-eskew5863 4 месяца назад +6

    All of us - “please don’t cut yourself” 😂

  • @MrGrapevine101
    @MrGrapevine101 Год назад +5

    Literally the hidden blade from assassin’s creed

  • @bisrataklilu3912
    @bisrataklilu3912 3 месяца назад +1

    Intrusive thought :- imagined if she pulled it the wrong way straight to the stomach 😮😊😂

  • @jrcxley
    @jrcxley 3 месяца назад +5

    They just don't need men😊

  • @stillbroke9063
    @stillbroke9063 Год назад +6

    nah that’s a oft sword

  • @heathhood6258
    @heathhood6258 Год назад +4

    Did you look at the Microtech MSI and if so what where your thoughts?

  • @CalledStorm28
    @CalledStorm28 Месяц назад

    That "Yes!" looked pretty dangerous

  • @2strokecarbtuningportingin187
    @2strokecarbtuningportingin187 Год назад +4

    This gal needs a new group of friends

  • @travisyayes6343
    @travisyayes6343 Год назад +4

    The knife simply refused to cooperate to cherish the time it had in her hands. You really can't blame it.

  • @rauldeobaldia8276
    @rauldeobaldia8276 Год назад +13

    She is perfect, and the knife too ♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @Ultimate_Power_
    @Ultimate_Power_ Месяц назад +1

    A blade fit for a space marine

  • @alphaalvey5029
    @alphaalvey5029 Год назад +9

    Somewhere an anti gunner just flipped their lid 🤯

  • @jampacc
    @jampacc Год назад +7

    I once had an ex call me yelling saying she spent 5 minutes trying to lower the parking brake after i had driven her car. I laughed so hard about it , but I did feel a lil bad. Never even thought about a smaller human being having a hard time with it.