THE UNDATEABLES AND THE BRAND NEW CEO | FILTHY @ FIVE

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • With the Premier League getting seriously tense, we assembled a panel that a popular Instagram blog page once described as 'The Undateables'. That's Stevo The Madman, Savage Dan, Specs Gonzalez and Tego Sigel. Joining them are the newest additions to the crew Miles Fearon and Jordy, one of which declares himself the CEO of Undateable-ness, to talk about who the opp in every Premier League team is. Unfortunately we get stuck talking about funerals, lookalikes, Marks and Spencer quality goods, animals having accents and more...
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Комментарии • 414

  • @amohammed4407
    @amohammed4407 2 года назад +535

    Dan's laugh had to have got him into bare fights in school

    • @kayzrb966
      @kayzrb966 2 года назад +89

      Nah he was creating fights with that instigating ass laugh lmaooo

  • @ysaxperiau
    @ysaxperiau 2 года назад +309

    The way Stevo goes on the maddest tangents is crazy

    • @MelonMan0121
      @MelonMan0121 2 года назад +55

      Type of guy that you see sat in a pub all day on weekdays chatting the most to strangers

    • @michaelshoemonster563
      @michaelshoemonster563 2 года назад +26

      When he starts pausing and whipping out the hand gestures you know ur in for a long day 😂

    • @samgb9
      @samgb9 2 года назад +2

      ‘Tsunami’ finished me

  • @mitch8049
    @mitch8049 2 года назад +230

    One of the best episodes of all time 🐐. Tego actually let his hypothetical hair down. Fairplay 🤝😂

    • @deanod8303
      @deanod8303 2 года назад +8

      It's the shades lol

  • @georgeturnball1279
    @georgeturnball1279 2 года назад +297

    Miles being proud of being the CEO of the undateables is a howler 🤣

    • @slimeboogie1267
      @slimeboogie1267 2 года назад +1

      In my head I was like who’s mikes thought I skipped a few minutes then realised you meant miles💀

    • @georgeturnball1279
      @georgeturnball1279 2 года назад

      @@slimeboogie1267 didn’t even clock🤣

    • @idrishamid1926
      @idrishamid1926 2 года назад

      West coast road and west coast

  • @dr3757
    @dr3757 2 года назад +162

    The way Dan is on Stevo is too jokes💀😭

  • @tobiadeyemi9977
    @tobiadeyemi9977 2 года назад +72

    Nahhh the way specs dropped that “ahh I know why, only one house key” line at 44:02 is why I love him soo much.
    He always drops them one liners then continues the conversation like nothing happened while everyone else clocks it and starts laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @princekweyama3693
    @princekweyama3693 2 года назад +258

    This line up is amazing first 20 Mins non stop laughs already the chemistry is hiiiiiiigh

  • @MH-lh4kb
    @MH-lh4kb 2 года назад +58

    ‘Only one house key’ line from Specs is eliteeeee 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelandreou4996
    @michaelandreou4996 2 года назад +25

    18:07 "D Double i love you, your a Legend. Ouhhh Ouhhh!" 😂😂.

  • @Zzz-fz7wb
    @Zzz-fz7wb 2 года назад +65

    The way Stevo tells stories 😂😂

  • @etiennelebeau5157
    @etiennelebeau5157 2 года назад +31

    The feeling Miles is alluding to @47:20 is the phenomenon, ‘Sonder’, - “the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own.”

  • @Trill_OD
    @Trill_OD 2 года назад +28

    19:02 is going down in filthy history 😂😂😂 one of the best moments for suuure

    • @luisfacchino8021
      @luisfacchino8021 2 года назад +1

      You lot are annoying me bruv

    • @jahnramis
      @jahnramis 8 месяцев назад +2

      When Dan eggs him on 😂😂😂
      ‘Do it, do it’

  • @fanpolposition8375
    @fanpolposition8375 2 года назад +81

    What an episode! 2016 vibes with the old crew, incredible

  • @kanthony9154
    @kanthony9154 2 года назад +11

    19:00
    "MILES YOUR DINNER'S READY!!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @harrysmith4992
    @harrysmith4992 2 года назад +40

    Pure chaos. Sensational performances from everyone involved 😂

  • @jmanutd1311
    @jmanutd1311 2 года назад +21

    48:17 that air spud from Stevo was a very undateable moment 🤣😭

  • @AM9Tony
    @AM9Tony 2 года назад +110

    Alhamdulillah Specs is back! Can watch this episode without getting bored.

    • @MaJo-qo9xz
      @MaJo-qo9xz 2 года назад +1

      Backhanded compliment or what? 👀

    • @ursmokingbuj8546
      @ursmokingbuj8546 2 года назад +16

      Init, it’s not like he’s the only funny guy there. They all bring their own thing

  • @itatchiisgangsta
    @itatchiisgangsta 2 года назад +26

    This got me and the mandem talkin about what song we want to play at our funerals now 😆

  • @Exzactz
    @Exzactz 2 года назад +20

    Jordy: Freeze me cos my mum freezes bread 😂😂

  • @Unknown-yz9pw
    @Unknown-yz9pw 2 года назад +19

    44:03 nah specs is the goat man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 funniest in the uk by far😂😂😂

  • @mrbigz3389
    @mrbigz3389 2 года назад +10

    “Only one house key”
    Oi specs is mad disrespectful 😂😂😂

  • @kevin084life
    @kevin084life 2 года назад +81

    5:48 Jeezy is a boss
    16:46 Miles and his lookalikes
    35:24 ‘Yeeaaaah wave’

    • @fraanksy
      @fraanksy 2 года назад +2

      37:43 Spanish cow

  • @mosesi2452
    @mosesi2452 2 года назад +6

    “His forehead wants to see what’s going on” Ay nah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wristbreak
    @wristbreak 2 года назад +26

    This is one of the funniest shows they've done

  • @MrPompey666
    @MrPompey666 2 года назад +19

    No talk of football and the return of specs and stevo. Class episode 👏

  • @greenblaze9189
    @greenblaze9189 2 года назад +160

    You know how Jordan had a flu game? Specs had a toothache game. That "why? Because you didn't have a house key?" was a triple double.

    • @greenblaze9189
      @greenblaze9189 2 года назад +25

      THIS TABLE'S NOT GOING FOR LUNCH. HE DID THAT WITH A TOOTHACHE!
      Team of the Season

  • @ms7857
    @ms7857 2 года назад +9

    It took me a couple of Google searches and rewinds before I understood the Shaun Goater joke. Naaa I’m dead 😂😂😂😂 “Miles, your dinners ready” 😂😂😂

  • @wijjnova2933
    @wijjnova2933 2 года назад +13

    Tego pausing on the Shaun Goater line was violence💀

    • @kanthony9154
      @kanthony9154 2 года назад +1

      19:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Oakland510
      @Oakland510 2 года назад

      Context ?

    • @wijjnova2933
      @wijjnova2933 2 года назад

      @@Oakland510 Shaun Goater ain’t that guy aesthetically put it that way

    • @Oakland510
      @Oakland510 2 года назад

      @@wijjnova2933 peak

  • @dannyd9333
    @dannyd9333 5 месяцев назад +3

    Yea looking back this might the best Stevo appearance on Filthy ever

  • @kanthony9154
    @kanthony9154 2 года назад +8

    27:28 underated moment🤣🤣
    "You were breaking up"

  • @FeatChimera044
    @FeatChimera044 2 года назад +9

    This is an all time classic episode, had to rewatch it!!!!!

  • @jimmycasuelle
    @jimmycasuelle 2 года назад +14

    Oi this was hilarious. Reminds me of those chats you have with the mandem in the early hours with bare random tangents 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cocohargreaves225
    @cocohargreaves225 2 года назад +4

    Savage Dan’s got that laugh that makes any joke 10x funnier but if you’re on the receiving end of the joke makes you wanna punch man up 😂

  • @manorman-el4gv
    @manorman-el4gv 2 года назад +4

    22:37 dans laugh is something out of jurassic park 🦖 🦕

  • @zlazydawgg5684
    @zlazydawgg5684 2 года назад +7

    Specs was too funny on this one!!! ‘There is a drop!!’ 😂

  • @Adam22457
    @Adam22457 2 месяца назад +1

    This was peak filthy... we didn't know we had it so good

  • @jeffrey2870
    @jeffrey2870 2 года назад +9

    Nah this episode was top tier had me crying throughout 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fabo01274
    @fabo01274 2 года назад +15

    Oh my days 😂 this episode is too funny. Stevo killed me with the 'real karate kid' deflection story 😂 convo went so left I was dyin. The amount of jokes from start to finish is too much

  • @thecalmdo5932
    @thecalmdo5932 2 года назад +3

    Miles making fun of Stevo for saying enlightening correctly - "enlightening? ENLIGHTING"

  • @bluntman1001
    @bluntman1001 2 года назад +12

    This ep was a classic!! Great to see the OGs back like old times! Skribs, BOAT & Ross need to make a comeback for a throwback episode!

  • @DDfrmda5th
    @DDfrmda5th 2 года назад +10

    Nah stevo needs an intervention after all this foolishness😂😂😂

  • @wristbreak
    @wristbreak 2 года назад +9

    Miles in the Sierra Leone shirt. Come on!🇸🇱

  • @jackstevens2006
    @jackstevens2006 2 года назад +3

    One of the best episodes yet. Organic and effortless

  • @s1nari
    @s1nari 2 года назад +6

    5:59 I see what jordy did there, clinical finish.

  • @Mj-cb1vg
    @Mj-cb1vg 2 года назад +2

    Man said if you turn the microwave on the wifi starts bugging out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @treyronin4568
    @treyronin4568 2 года назад +5

    it could be the weed, but this was one of the greatest episodes ever. top 3

  • @kayosman7369
    @kayosman7369 2 года назад +2

    19:22 what a violation. Miles’ mum looks like Shaun Goater 😂😂

  • @kanthony9154
    @kanthony9154 2 года назад +2

    19:00 Shaun Goater 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    If I'm Shaun Goater ... Miles your dinner's ready 🤣🔥

  • @Hass310
    @Hass310 6 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine getting parred and u hear savage dan laughin😂😂

  • @kanthony9154
    @kanthony9154 2 года назад +8

    32:35 that was a great Savage Dan laugh🤣🤣🤣

  • @femiayeni802
    @femiayeni802 Год назад +2

    This episode and the episode when specs came in drunk are top 2 FF episodes 😂😂

    • @lahdah
      @lahdah Год назад

      Which episode is specs drunk?

    • @femiayeni802
      @femiayeni802 Год назад

      @@lahdah can’t remember bro it’s in the files somewhere. Just know he put in a player of the month performance in just that one episode 🔥

  • @Obekant08
    @Obekant08 2 года назад +4

    Big up Miles man, very wholesome this episode! This episode was great!

  • @devilishmode
    @devilishmode 2 года назад +7

    Best episode in ages

  • @XiiMiiWiin
    @XiiMiiWiin 2 года назад +2

    and Jordy watching Lion King for the first time in 2022 is an absolute howler

  • @onedubbz
    @onedubbz 2 года назад +4

    35:25 my favourite filthy fellas moment ever I never not laugh at this 😂

  • @la1768
    @la1768 2 года назад +6

    Man like Stevo back in the cut, Lets goooooo!

  • @nathanferguson5607
    @nathanferguson5607 2 года назад +3

    Stevo not tying his durag right doesn’t surprise me at all

  • @Kenzothegaffer
    @Kenzothegaffer 2 года назад +4

    This episode was pure quality!!! Well done boys 👏🏾

  • @AGPlays_
    @AGPlays_ 2 года назад +3

    I’m not even joking, Savage Dans laugh is contagious😂😂😂

  • @theThriller83
    @theThriller83 2 года назад +5

    Savage Dan is the guy, can turn anything into something hilarious.

  • @moneymitch4876
    @moneymitch4876 2 года назад +5

    Yeah I can tell this episodes gonna be elite

  • @kanwargill247
    @kanwargill247 2 года назад +8

    The best episodes are when they don’t talk about football

  • @Nova10245
    @Nova10245 2 года назад +20

    Episodes where they dont talk football are always the best

  • @uta1589
    @uta1589 2 года назад +5

    I see u Specs Rocking Ethiopian kit : )

  • @onedubbz
    @onedubbz 2 года назад +2

    “Yeaaaaah wayve” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Unknown-yz9pw
    @Unknown-yz9pw 2 года назад +4

    6:08 how is specs so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Zzz-fz7wb
    @Zzz-fz7wb 2 года назад +2

    “Yeah wayve” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samakiniyi2212
    @samakiniyi2212 Год назад +1

    Naa Speckz face change when Shaun Goater gets mentioned is outrageous

  • @zlazydawgg5684
    @zlazydawgg5684 2 года назад +4

    All this time I did not know Miles worked in Tescos!

  • @BoatBoy909
    @BoatBoy909 2 года назад +2

    If you know basketball. Miles-Mikal Bridges

  • @drillkage1686
    @drillkage1686 2 года назад +1

    ‘Freeze me, cos my mum freezes bread’ Jordy LOOOL

  • @moneymitch4876
    @moneymitch4876 2 года назад +6

    Stevo was defo man of the match today 😂

    • @firellparker7463
      @firellparker7463 Год назад +2

      They don't realize he's been MOTM quite a bit. This was one for the ages

  • @emmanuelolajide4630
    @emmanuelolajide4630 2 года назад +2

    “Freeze me!, because my mum freezes bread” - Jordy

  • @richardmurray4605
    @richardmurray4605 2 года назад +1

    The drum and bass funeral song that Stevo is talking about is Renegade Snares by Omni Trio (Foul Play remix)

  • @ha1867
    @ha1867 2 года назад +4

    1:05:28 When you accidentally walk into a set 8 class 😂

    • @ng2313
      @ng2313 9 месяцев назад

      Legendry

  • @DuppyShots
    @DuppyShots 2 года назад +2

    Specs forever reminds me of Reg E. Cathey. Look him up 😂

    • @kel01
      @kel01 2 года назад +1

      100% agree with this.

  • @TheAssaultkid
    @TheAssaultkid 2 года назад +1

    "Miles your dinner is ready" Looooool

  • @SP-vw9lw
    @SP-vw9lw 2 года назад +3

    I've clocked it. Savage Dan is the troublemaker of the group.

  • @Zzz-fz7wb
    @Zzz-fz7wb 2 года назад +5

    How have man called jordy “mist” 😂😂😂 are they blind

  • @jesseosei3463
    @jesseosei3463 2 года назад +9

    Stevo made an amazing comeback. Guy is too funny 😂

  • @user-qg1kn5pb8t
    @user-qg1kn5pb8t 2 года назад +2

    59:36 LOOOOOOOL THIS TABLE IS NOT GOING FOR LUNCH. Naa Specs is tooo funny

  • @Theblaqueone716
    @Theblaqueone716 2 года назад +1

    Nobody:..........
    Dan Dan: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

  • @sean8robz
    @sean8robz 2 года назад +1

    Savage Dans laugh is the ultimate stirrer

  • @warnerbuller
    @warnerbuller 2 года назад +2

    Man said miles mum looks like shaun goater uno hahahahah

  • @ibkonda1697
    @ibkonda1697 2 года назад +1

    Only Stevo and Specs can make Tego laugh like that lool

  • @Jake-hs6wy
    @Jake-hs6wy 2 года назад +1

    "His forehead want's to see whats going on" hahahahaa

  • @marlonjohn6370
    @marlonjohn6370 2 года назад +1

    Man said two paracetamol then said 3 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

  • @harundemirel394
    @harundemirel394 2 года назад +10

    This episode made me realise how similar Stevo and Miles are

  • @emmanuelolajide4630
    @emmanuelolajide4630 2 года назад +2

    “My wisdom is wizzing” - Miles

  • @aaronyt2819
    @aaronyt2819 2 года назад +2

    Class episode

  • @SamMturi
    @SamMturi 2 года назад +1

    Aaaah Miles' mum looking like Shaun Goater😭😭😭 memories

  • @benjenkins2910
    @benjenkins2910 2 года назад +2

    Genuinely one of the funniest eps ever

  • @israpie4492
    @israpie4492 2 года назад +1

    These episodes are my fave 💀💀💀💀

  • @jkd6398
    @jkd6398 2 года назад +1

    ‘Only one house key’ 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @mohamedel9231
    @mohamedel9231 2 года назад +1

    Specs 'dinners ready' 😂😂😂😂

  • @simsimma5633
    @simsimma5633 2 года назад +1

    “Tasami” 😂

  • @MrKingfili
    @MrKingfili 2 года назад +3

    This episode was sick

  • @husammo123
    @husammo123 2 года назад +1

    This was the funniest ep of nonsense ive ever watched 😭😭😭

  • @CarlosCasanova9
    @CarlosCasanova9 2 года назад +1

    "miles your dinners ready" 🤣

  • @Elysium_Origin
    @Elysium_Origin 2 года назад +1

    Love this guys…specs that shirt is legendary 🇪🇹