This guy and athlean x are the only RUclips fitness channels you need. Jeff gives the "do's", here you learn the "don'ts" Edit:holy crap you mention athlean x and jeff gave a shout out to you!
Kali Muscle is saying how he spent 11 years in prison, as if that's something to be proud of. BUT, going on his wiki page it says he spent 7 years in the pen for armed robbery. So apparently even his prison sentence in on the juice getting those artificial gains, haha.
It's just the polar opposite of things people brag about their career or what university they got into and others brag about how many people they robbed or how many times they been locked up
FriedFurby Do you read? He certainly used punctuation, just not in its entirety. I’m pretty sure a period, dash and quotation marks are all legitimate forms of punctuation. ✌️
15:48 If you were concerned about moisture at an outside lifting event, a small amount of non-slip tape could be applied cheaply and easily that would not effect the padding but would greatly enhance traction. This type of tape is regularly applied to slippery surfaces like pool areas and steps all the time. Seems like a pretty straightforward solution to me, but I'm just a practical guy.
LMAO That video is a legitimate cure for depression. Seriously, if every "depressed" person watched that video, the mental health industry would crumble lol
Cloud987600 not true. You clearly don’t lift. Cardio is however very important. Just because you’re using a muscle does not equal gains lol especially with leg training. Super massive body builders typically do minimal to almost no cardio. Myself I include cardio with all my lifting workouts except on brutal leg days
Jesus Christ, there is so much brilliant commentary per minute of footage on this particular clip, I don't think I need to watch or listen to another fitness channel this year.
Yo Elgin what are you going to release a “how to debunk CrossFit 101” video or book. We need all the info condensed into one place so wherever we go we can shut down crossfitters
Daim, that ginger head wale made a jump from the sea to the gras in someone garden. Normaly they don't get further then the sandy beaches. What a hell of an accomplishment.
Pissing my pants in uncontrolled laughter!!! And slipped on my crossfit mat! If you are wondering,my reebok suction cup sneakers didn't help me and i fell on my " gunt"
Dude's outta breath just thinking about stuff
That's pretty styren strange since his mind is always doing mental gymnastics.
I laughed louder at this than I‘d like to admit
No way this dude lives to 50.
@@exodiawolfe6008 nope, mental crossfit gymnastics.
@@svnhddbst8968 That explains the injury.
“Taken from space” always gets me.
raM3
Grazing also! XD
So good haha.
wow did i LOL hard
Such an unexpected belly laugh, I almost gave myself a hernia
This guy and athlean x are the only RUclips fitness channels you need. Jeff gives the "do's", here you learn the "don'ts"
Edit:holy crap you mention athlean x and jeff gave a shout out to you!
utubedestroysmytime also Jeremy ethier
Alan Thrall is also great
Becoming Godsize apology assepted bro
and Buff Dudes for the comedy in fitness along with some "do's"
Athlean-x Only throws out crappy videos in an attempt to sell his crappy workouts and crappy supplements.
Kali Muscle is saying how he spent 11 years in prison, as if that's something to be proud of. BUT, going on his wiki page it says he spent 7 years in the pen for armed robbery. So apparently even his prison sentence in on the juice getting those artificial gains, haha.
Gold
Hahaha classic man
- "That's not fair, and I'm not STANDING for it"
- "That poor chair"
LMAO
I died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If that chick thats complaining about clothe prices, should take money out of her food bill to cover the extra money for her clothes.
I don't think a whale will understand that.
in scotland she's considered anorexic
That would require self control on her part and going off her high physical fitness standards alone, I don't think that's possible.
Welcome to Scotland
Western Europe's most left-wing country, whinging is the national pastime
Solutions are hate speech to these kind of people.
When a dress size goes about 18 it is probably best to just call it a tent.
Or as Rodney Dangerfield's character Thornton Melon would call it in the movie Back To School, his Hindenburg Line.
Eh.. nah. Lol
The Tess holiday roast is pure poetry
A cannibals dream.
@Brendan Roberts
Imagine the blubber 🤮
Savage and AMAZING!!!!
"Gunt" ...I died.
But it smells like pork.
"Know Thine Enemy" - El Traptista Fantastico, Conqueror of a thousand fitness "experts"
I literally have to pause in between these bits to get the laughter out so I can hear what you're saying. Dudes so savage and truthful!
"If your pants need a vibranium zipper..." I'm weak
I have never understood people bragging about going to prison.
I know right! Everyone knows people get fucked in the ass in there. It's the first thing people think of when they hear someone went to jail
It's just the polar opposite of things people brag about their career or what university they got into and others brag about how many people they robbed or how many times they been locked up
Wade Phipps yea like it makes them a bad ass. No it makes you a POS
@Logan Waltz that's sad but true my guy
Many black people celebrate prison culture and a thug lifestyle, this is well known.
"Kali Muscle killed by New York mob after coke shortage hits an all-time low as Kali quits youtube and uses his nostrils to become the human Hoover."
@@wh0586 k
@@wh0586 gay
FriedFurby Do you read? He certainly used punctuation, just not in its entirety. I’m pretty sure a period, dash and quotation marks are all legitimate forms of punctuation. ✌️
5:06 "taken from space" 💀
Hecatrice BRUH I LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I HEARD TGAT LMAOOO
So she took this photo, *TAKEN FROM SPACE.* and this was elgin's best joke of 2018. I'm dying
AGREED!
@@AOMartialArts 🤣so great
15:48 If you were concerned about moisture at an outside lifting event, a small amount of non-slip tape could be applied cheaply and easily that would not effect the padding but would greatly enhance traction. This type of tape is regularly applied to slippery surfaces like pool areas and steps all the time. Seems like a pretty straightforward solution to me, but I'm just a practical guy.
I love you... this commentary is by far the best I've ever heard
Trappy New Year
DansBLACKFLAG genius
Shadbase
I still miss Vince g. His reaction was priceless.
Lmfao I kind of wish he was still around to do response videos with his awful editing
LMAO That video is a legitimate cure for depression. Seriously, if every "depressed" person watched that video, the mental health industry would crumble lol
Vinces Gee.
Takes a lot to make me genuinely laugh out loud watching youtube videos. Love the years of solid content 😂😂
This channel is gold!!! I had to stop watching for a minute so I can binge again.
I hate that crossfits constantly says their athletes are the fittest on earth. If thats true you shouldn't have to say it over and over
"I won't stand for it." "That poor chair." I am deceased.
I gotta say, I lost track of your channel and thought they managed to ban it. I'm glad I found it back!
What does Kalimuscle have against diggers?
@jiv32
And nickels?
Thank you for the word gunt
I love these videos. Your monotone voice makes it so much funnier to me. Do you think of these burns yourself or do others help you?
Thank you for all the vids during 2018! Happy new year my friend.
That circus tent with sleeves you call a blouse 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Thank you for another awesome year with great content! Happy New Year
This man's savagery is on that legendary level lmaoooo 👌🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣
Happy new year Traplin Slayer
Happy New Years Elgin.
Only just discovered your channel but I haven't stop laughing since. Laughing at the truth you spit that is.
Ikr
The roids are getting to kali. His breathing doesnt sound to good. Hes just talking and already out of breathe
Tren tren tren
You should see him now. He has come of the roids and lost loads of size.
This is an old vid of kali
@Telly Vin-a mmm just an fyi running uses all your muscles to move forward and would only increase gains. Even your forearms are used in a run.
Cloud987600 not true. You clearly don’t lift. Cardio is however very important. Just because you’re using a muscle does not equal gains lol especially with leg training. Super massive body builders typically do minimal to almost no cardio. Myself I include cardio with all my lifting workouts except on brutal leg days
Looking forward to how epic the roasts are gonna be this year for CrossFit games with dudes competing against chicks!!!!!
Happy New Year Elgin!
Great delivery man , funny as ever dude .
I wonder if Vince G is hiding inside Kali’s nose.
And in there he'll still be as far away from a job opportunity as ever
“Now let’s talk about burying your head in the asphalt” 😂😂
Smoothest transition ever while still being comedic gold 🙏🙏💯✊
5:53 "whoever photoshop your cellulite removed more lines than the Ministry of Truth" that 1984 reference got me good.
Hahahha this made my day. My knees still hurt from watching that x-fit foot slip at the end. S.m.h
Good to have you back elg
The veins on Kali's shoulders make it look like Cthulhu is using him as a vessel.
Happy New Years Elgintensity!!
Watching this video is the best way to start new year! Thank you!
And another Fantastic year with The Trap Lord! Happy New Year!
I must have gotten “”truth taxed””💀😂💀😂8:19
8:30 “”Extra pounds for your extra pounds””💀😂💀
10:00 “” Viburnum zipper”” 💀😂💀💀
Been waiting all year for this
Happy New year and thank you .
"I wonder if he used the nasal spray I sent him" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
1:30 as an African-American I do have big nostrils but here’s the real question how is he struggling to breathe with big nostrils
I'm overweight. And it makes sense to charge extra. You do use more fabric and have to use specially made pieces to keep clothes together.
Jesus Christ, there is so much brilliant commentary per minute of footage on this particular clip, I don't think I need to watch or listen to another fitness channel this year.
Happy New Year!! Thanks for the entertainment in 2018.
“Taken from space” and “vibranium zipper” had me dying.
Cheers for the video dude.
Great start to the new year!
That Tess Holiday poacher line had me laughing my ass off.
That was the most unbelievably savage compilation I have ever seen.
Goddammit traplord, another year that you have me surrendered towards yoyr trolling ways. Keep the good shit coming. Happy new year!
Oh yes. Best first video to kick off 2019!
How am I just stumbling across this channel? I can’t stop laughing!!!! Subscribed!!!!!!
Deleted more lines than the ministry of truth.
That's such a great joke lmao
Trappy New Year, Boss!
Yo Elgin what are you going to release a “how to debunk CrossFit 101” video or book. We need all the info condensed into one place so wherever we go we can shut down crossfitters
Daim, that ginger head wale made a jump from the sea to the gras in someone garden. Normaly they don't get further then the sandy beaches. What a hell of an accomplishment.
I aspire to have this much sass and amazing come backs as this man
Happy new year Elgin! Cheers to the trap lord.
The only guy left who still says crazy shit and doesn’t care about any backlash, respect
Happy New year homie!
Happy new year traplord
Thanks for the video, it lights up my day
This is great, just subbed, true and funny as hell at the same time bravo my dude keep it up.
Happy New Year Trap Chungus!!
I haven't laughed so much in a long while. Not since I subbed because of the planet fitness impaling video. Love it.
Happy New Year! Elgin...
Happy New year to our community!
Holy shit, I had seen your videos before but never really watched them and I didn't realise how funny you are. Great vid!
I'm a 4ft 4 man, when I buy pants, I'll have to cut half of the length of the leg to be able the wear them. Where's my parade?
New Year, New Traps and Trolling. Thank you for your awesomeness, Elgin.
Happy new year TrapLiu Kang
I like this channel, this dude is the best doucebag in fitness with a savage level at 9000.
This is the year that I subscribed to elgintensity's channel. Cheers!!!
Watching this before the new year. Good times
"That poor chair"
Well, that made my day
I love ur videos Man U tell the truth and only the truth keep it up
I gotta say, the joke density in your videos is shockingly high. Well done, Trapper Keeper.
A happy new year to you Trap Lord.
I finally found you again!!! I use to always watch your early comps like two years ago, always had me laughing my ass off🤣
That Nineteen Eighty-Four reference about the Ministry of Truth had me dead 😂
Loving the content man lol... curious though do you roast non fitness channels?
17:23 min of Elgintensity? Am I dreaming? Christmas came late
Those plunges off the rope wall obstacle were amazing 😂
Waited for this video all year 😁
The vibrainium zip - the gunt lol gets me every time
Oh, man, I've forgotten some of these gems. A trash bag full of mashed potatoes, taken from space? Perfect.
Pissing my pants in uncontrolled laughter!!! And slipped on my crossfit mat! If you are wondering,my reebok suction cup sneakers didn't help me and i fell on my " gunt"
That bit about the zipper bursting under pressure of her gunt had me on the floor holy shit
"If your pants need a vibranium zipper because any kind other kind will burst under the pressure of your gunt" LOL
Haha never getting bored of seeing Kali get dunked on