Terrible Quests In Morrowind
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- Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
- Morrowind has a lot of amazing quests, but it also a lot really bad and really boring quests too. So today we are going to take a look at the 5 absolute worst.
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"Go straight from town X, turn right at the forked hill, when you reach a lamppost take a sharp left and run straight until you find the ashland camp. Easy."
Me: How the hell did I end up on the other side of Red Mountain...
And then trick yourself into doing again when you decide you want a fresh start in the game
@@captain_jeknan2741 wait, how did you know?
Elder scrolls fans: “ these quests fucking suck dude “
Cantina: “ that’s content “
Haha
Yeah, sounds like this Cantina guy has a lot of fun with these quests.
Yes, Morrowind Escort Quests are bad. but that is mostly because the Original Engine's AI is BAD. its not even the Speed. its the fact they CAN'T Get free if they run into a Rock or a Wall or something. fortunately OpenMW has a "Navmesh Generation" Feature for those who want it. which causes the AI to become, Alot Smarter about their movement decisions. The AI will try to go Around, Above, or Under their Obstacle to get to you. I did a Escort Quest. like the one with that Rude Imperial Idiot. but it wasn't Torture like the Original Engine lol
Most of the Morrowind NPC’s are worth more dead than alive.
Yeah just look at the falling wizard guy
Falling in the sky, Tarhiel jump so high...
There is a mage with a necklace that lets you recharge health with a chance to absorb magicka on hit , it was super broken but fun
Yep. Taunting for gear is a time honored tradition.
The Balmora Mage’s Guild quests were some of the first one’s I did; they were chill and got me to explore past where I felt safe, so they kind of hold a special place in my heart.
Honestly they felt like the real tutorial in the game because they basically tell you to "go outside and find shit" which is 70% of the game
I liked Ajira. All the cats, err, Khajit, in Morrowind for that matter including the flirty one. I just hated all the Ashlanders. Probably reason why I never finished the main quest until last year though I played through all the other quest lines a number of times over the years. I'd always stop the main quest after I got cured of that disease forever.
I liked these quests, they might be simple and boring, but after all, you are new to the guild, so obviously she won't task you with anything grand and epic. This is something I always loved about Morrowind, you start as a nobody and slowly work your way up, instead of being named hero in the first hour of gameplay.
ajira's quest line is one of the most coherent pieces of adventure, makes total sense and is perfect for a level 1 noob you probably are when you come to her. and funnily enough, if you are thorough enough chances are you'll get all four mushrooms in seyda neen, they all literally are inside of the town. and if not, then you go to a familiar place anyway.
Morrowind: buy the ceramic bowl
Oblivion: steal the ceramic bowl
Skyrim: fight a bunch of draugr in a crypt for the ceramic bowl
Fallout 76: buy the ceramic bowl DLC for $16
Made me LOL
ESO: cleanse the four waypoints to obtain the ceramic bowl
TES6: get the real ceramic bowl instead of the game.
$17 for blue! BLUE!
^ Don't be fooled by these two bozo's antics
In defense of Ajira: she gives you the amazing quest of planting a fake soul gem, which leads to an easy early phat stack of cash by swiping all of Gelbawhatevers real soul gems.
Poor Galbedir gets robbed in every walkthrough :D
@Andrew Friend It's a nice money boost in the beginning, and you can just teleport to another mages guild to do enchantements
Depends if you can find the right buyer for that amount of gold.
@@MrHogGamer Creeper is right up the road. It'll take some time and bartering but you can sell most of it except the Grand soul gem before long.
@@MrHogGamer fast travel to caldera and sell it to cReeper, or fast travel to vivec and sell it to the mud crab
I liked the quest where you need to get scrap metal. I hadn't discovered any dwarwen ruins at the time either and didn't know you could just buy the metal. So what I did was walk to a bookstore and buy all the books with a dwarwen ruin-y name and read them. One of em talked about there being a dwarwen ruin on the east coast or smthn? Can't remember exactly but there I went and explored till I found the ruin, and luckily there was scrap metal in there. Finding the general location of a dwarwen ruin in a book made me feel so immersed :D! I felt like a real adventurer
Woa! great one!
When I read such stories I'm always like: "Goddamn, I want to have all my knowledge of Morrowind erased and start it all anew!"
I've done that Ghost Gate escort quest twice in my life, and commited frustration murder at the end both times.
The only time I did it, she got killed by an ash ghoul right after arriving. Felt good.
What I hate about Morrowind are the finished quests on the journal that don't go away
Oh yeah, or buggy quests that triggers because you did a specific action but you will never finish them because they're part of a certain faction storyline that you aren't a member of/ quests that trigger with no indications of what you have to do
@@sugoha_2548 I got this cool looking ice sword, then as it turns out it's actually an Imperial Cult quest that is probably meant later on, meanwhile I'm just a newbie in the cult.
The pilgrimage is one the Best quests it tells you so much about the culture of the Tribunal
Also the Clay bowl quest was just that the research notes could be spawned for her next quest
Agree, I was shocked he said the 7 pilgrimages are bad quests, that is literally one of the coolest quests in the entire game ahaha
The pilgrimage quest fucking sucks
I actually did the mage's guild quest knowing all the items I needed, and at the point where I gave her the bowl, the scrolls spawned in just fine
Why does listening to this man sling profanities bring me such joy, it can’t be normal.😂😂
What if I told you that once upon a time much of RUclips's content creators flung profanities far and wide but then the dark days came with a yellow question mark as its harbinger of destruction. Now you dont see many people like this round these parts but they're welcome and even celebrated for being true to who they are by not forcibly suppressing themselves for the corporations satisfaction. The Cantina has my respect and laughter in spades
@@ostrider3500 ah yes...the good days before people started making up genders and being butthurt over anything and everything was an entire personality trait.
@@ded2thaworld963 so you remember the good days when it was ok to be yourself and being normal was the norm?
@@ded2thaworld963 Back before pewdepie made a Nazi joke
I love this guy with a passion. Found his videos at a bad time in my life and they brought me simple joy.
That "go meet the tribes" quest is the reason I've never finished Morrowind.
You're missing out on a great game.
@@MrHogGamer getting the other tribes to name you Nerevarine is like 75% into the Main Quest. If he got that far he's no longer missing out on anything more that he could enjoy.
@@MrHogGamer There are many great games, so 1 missed won't hurt.
@@luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407 I mean, going to confront the Ash Vampires and Dagoth Ur beneath Red Mountain is the best part...that he missed out on.
@@MrHogGamer I love Morrowind and its MQ is by far my favourite of the TES games, but I disagree. At that point it's just busywork and repetitive Dwemer ruins in arguably the most dreadful outdoors area in the game.
I'm just loving these multiple cantina uploads 😂
Doing the pilgrimage the first time was actually really enjoyable. You got to see so much of Vvardenfell, and learn so much of the lore regarding the Tribunal (and Vivec in particular). Every time since, though, it has been an absolute slog. Kind of a “been there, done that” kinda deal.
Yes, also going to the other side of the ghost fence for the first time was scary as hell with a low level character.
I killed the girl who wanted to go to ghost gate. Why? She has 600 gold on her
maybe she's so annoying so you actually rob her xD
Worst quest by far is the fighters guild quest where you are told to go to a cave to the northeast. And the cave is practically due east of the town. My friends and I spent dozens of combined hours in 2004 to find this stupid cave...
You forgot this Fighting Guild quest where you have to find a guar-farmer in the ash-desert area close to Aldruhn.
In Vanilla Morrowind (no View mods) i Spent 2 hours finding this dirty guar-lover...
You guys forgot about the quest for the fighters guild were you have to deliver fucking flin.
Protector of the Fighters Guild might as well be delivery boy apparently
I kinda love that you have to spend so much time proving yourself as the Nerevarine to be honest. In Skyrim we pretty much kill one dragon that was basically nailed down for us, with a contingent of guards helping, and then suddenly we are summoned by the greybeards and that's pretty much it. The best thing about Morrowind is that we start out effectively pretending to be the Nerevarine for the empire, and even later on when we start having the dreams and a few people start to think we might actually be the one, most people still doubt that we are genuine. In fact, even late in the game when you have high reputation and you've done all the quests to fulfill the prophecies that make you the one, there is still a little ambiguity. I mean are we really Nerevar reborn, or did we just luck out and manage to fulfill all the right requirements? Our hero status is earned through many trials and NPC's opinions of us change slowly as the story progresses. Meanwhile in Skyrim, we instantly become the chosen hero, and yet NPC's will never really acknowledge it. Guards still mouth off to you all the time. It feels more real in Morrowind.
Well said. In Morrowind it is up to you in the end to believe if you really had a destiny or made your own. I also like that in Oblivion you definitely aren't the chosen one ever but you become the hero that allows Martin to fulfill his role and in the meantime people recognize you as the Hero of Kvatch which is good enough for me any day. I'm re-playing Skyrim right now and am up to level 50 and have only seen a dragon in the beginning cutscreen since I refuse to go out and meet the jarl and kill the first dragon which is what "triggers" dragons to suddenly appear in the game. They don't show up until that moment. So, no dragons at all. Much more fun just being a wandering nobody thief and mercenary.
Yeah but it's Boring asf. Realism is one thing but if it slows the pace of the game and makes it boring than it's doing something wrong.
Pilgrimage for the temple was great. Change my mind
Morrowind's faction quests low key kind of suck. The end of every guild quest is "Duel your guildmaster in the arena" after doing a bunch of inane errands for them. Most of the quests involve traveling long distances for very little reward, and are the usual "kill, fetch, talk" quest archetypes. You could swap out any MMO quest for a Morrowind faction quest and there would be little difference. What's worse is that every quest has at least 2 or 3 "go kill this guy for slandering us" quests requiring you to use the game's underdeveloped and frustrating speechcraft system to taunt enemies into attacking you. The entire Morag Tong quest line requires you to do this, except half of the time the legal writ that you have won't even matter to guards due to some quest bugs, and so you'll need to bypass automatic dialogue "goodbye" prompts by taking all your clothes off. Let's not even talk about the 27 threads of Mephala, where you have to acquire 27 artifacts spread across a bunch of dungeons. Overall, the game's quest design was only saved by the excellent writing and world development. I'd have checked out if it weren't for the amazing atmosphere.
Kinda disagree. Thing is, the fetch quests do help in establishing a believable setting. They are good World building, actually.
And you get promotion after collecting 4 mushrooms and 4 flowers xD So powerful wizard you are. Wait, you have even the fucking bowl? Wow impressed out of scale...
Well to be fair, she does state that a wizard must learn to use materials for potions. If this was in real life, I could see this being training for starting wizards.
The ceramic bowl quest serves the purpose of getting you outside of the guildhall so that her reports can get stolen. She doesn't buy it herself because she is under a lot of stress and needs to get her reports done fast. The quest is not bad since you can literally do it in a minute (the shop is right next door) and in the next quest you get to read her smug reports so it is sort of worth it.
Oh boy, I love her reports. One says something like "Ajira study hard, that's why she wrote two big reports and Galbedir only wrote a ridiculous single report!"
"It's *mandatory*"
The worst thing to hear knowing a quest is bad.
Also a ProZD reference of sorts
ProZD is awesome lol
The way NPCs ran in Morrowind lol...it was like they were swimming in mud
Happy holidays my man, you will likely not read this but I went through a period of SEVERE sadness and I used to binge your videos at the time just to keep me going/go to sleep. Love your style of humor
Best to you and yours
(Me, someone who low-key loved having to buy that bowl)
The perfect Christmas Gift
Happy Holidays everyone!!
Little known fact: Nazeem has a Breton ancestry that can be traced back to Viatrix Petilia
That would be Imperials. It's Imperials who have such Latin names.
Keep grinding it out cantina when the new Elder scrolls game comes you’ll blow up
5 years from now
@@Eros3x0 too optimistic it'll be like 7 years
@@GrievousReborn I realize you both are joking, but now that the new console is out, I’m predicting within the next two years. Probably within the 1-2 year marks. Not based on any evidence, or Bethesda announcements, but it would be good for business to hop on the train while the console is new to leave a lot of opportunity to buy it. Around Christmas time too. TES VI has had hype since Skyrim released lol
I don't think they were joking.
@@boogiel3853 I don't think they were joking either. That's my guess as to the time frame we're looking at, and I think most people see it at this point
The top worst quest is the one where you must buy a slave wife for the ashlander leader! If you dont know what you need ahead of time you have to treck everywhere to get the requires items. Plus you are buying SLAVES!
At least you're freeing her and giving her a better life as ashkhan's wife, so that's pretty wholesome.
If you are good friends with Ajira, she will tell you her secrets. You will get some good loot. I strongly disagree what you said about her. I think she is the sweetest kitty 🤗
She's a cool cat
I don't know which one I like better: Goofy student who needs help cheating to pass exams or charming khajiit waifu from Pelagiad to exchange dear gifts with.
Yeah as a kid I had the patience to actually read and follow directions. Not it's where's the fast travel.
A great holiday gift. I subbed for your top 5s
Same his top 5's are 🔥 bruh.
At least the telvanni are honest with what they're starting quests are. Chores
The Redoran are pretty straightforward too. You're a soldier, go kill things your superiors order you to kill.
Hlaalu too, you're just here to do business and earn gold
@sensacja yes, except business sometimes means you're gonna get Weinstein-ed by Crassus Curio
@@Srksius2802 i will do everything to progress my career
@@sjalistra this confirms it. TES6 will feature a #metoo plotline
whaaat the pilgrimage of the seven graces is amazing. The reward is the journey itself but also rank progression
I don’t like that line where you have to convince everyone that you’re the real Nerevarine; especially I hate the process of finding the stupid bow in the obnoxious cave, but then the guy sends you to the fortress with those scary creatures that look like kind of a Cthulhu, which makes the quest line even worse than it was before. Not only was I scared as hell when I saw them for the first time, but also they were extremely powerful and kicked my ass; I spent so much time accomplishing the fortress... When I did it, I was proud.
Love you cantina! Merry Christmas man
Well shit that was funny, well done lad!
Thanks dude
The ceramic bowl quest gets you to leave the guild hall so that when you return it triggers a script to hide the stolen reports - wouldn’t make sense if her reports got stolen mid conversation with you. Just need to get you out of there so that you can imagine there’s time for them to be stolen.
I liked her quests as a low stakes way to learn to navigate the game. It’s pretty easy to nab all of the mushrooms before you even leave Seyda Neen on later play throughs if you don’t want to bother, but I like it when role playing an itinerant alchemist. It’s cozy, compared to Oblivion where several dozen people die as part of getting your recommendation.
A thieves guild members buying scrap metal...
The quest near Caldera between the two orcs playing hide and seek, probably the worst quest I've played in morrowind.
Lol yeah, is it the quest that you get a diamond at the end? It was painful
@@sugoha_2548 the very same lol
tbh I always started to collect Flowers and Mushrooms around Seyda Neen, so I can finish Ajiras Quests right away.
I purchased Morrowind years ago but never played more than 30 minutes. One of your recent Morrowind videos inspired me to start actually playing! I last left the game searching for Ajira's flowers. It's painful how slow my character walks 😅
Ah yes, behold the great “Nehravarihn,” a man destined to unite Morrowind.
Dude, after all that waste of time to become hortator and nerevarine i at least expected the final quest inside the ghostgate to take up a lot of time as well. But then i found myself over prepared and when i finally reached the 2 shrines to retrieve keening and sunder i was absolutely underwhelmed by how easy it was to find them and then walk right out. Dagoth ur was also easy as well as i just pushed him into the lava below! Now i dont understand why i thought this game was hard when you can just buy all your skills and exploit the rich scamp with buying and selling items
One of my top priorities in a new play through is to kill the scamp so I am not tempted.
Ikr ... I came to red mountain after having finished almost all secondary quest lines, level 50something, stuffed like a tank, expecting the worse.
I hit poor Dagoth Ur 4 times with Sunder, and off he goes
so that's how you can kill a god ? meh....
then I entered the heart chamber and promptly levitated my way to the Heart and back
thankful for many of the quests along the way, but this end was quite anticlimatic after all that buildup
maybe I should have slowly ramped up the difficulty settings as time went by ....
I still fondly love this game though )
So I might misremember this because I was very young, but when I played Morrowind for the first time I had a very hard time with the ceramic bowl quest. I am convinced that in the german version of the game they messed up with the translation and there is no object called 'ceramic bowl' because they named it something else. Many years later when I replayed the game in english I went to the trader and immediately found the right thing .. I was shook. I always thought it was kind of a: Go get that thing and then you come on back to Ajira with your spirits in the gutter because you didn't find the thing and she would send you to find her stolen report ..because you can progress on that quest without ever getting her the bowl. I thought it was merely a diversion to get you out of the guild quarters so the stolen reports could be 'placed'.
House Telvanni > Mages Guild
House Telvanni > literally anything
This gives me flashbacks of the Aid for Bruma quest from Oblivion... The worst quest ever
Worst quests by far for me are where you have to be declared the Neravarine and Hortator. Literally the definition of numb, busy work that accomplishes basically nothing.
There's a fun alternative way to do Telvanni Hortator quests: Just kill all Telvani masters, and you'll automatically become the Hortator. XD
Very happy to see u back, and making videos very consistently now!
Yay! More Morrowind content! ~Keep up the good work and happy holidays ^-^
Morrowind became my very favorite game! I really enjoyed all your Oblivion lists. I'm loving the Morrowind content your doing and I hope you keep it up!
I also want to wish you a Happy New Life/Saturalia, Cantina!
No way - all these pilgrimage quests are great and are immensely helpful in terms of worldbuilding!
The ceramic bowl quest exists because it's a trick to get you to leave the area so the reports can spawn with the sensible explanation that they were hidden while you were away.
Cantina your videos are amazing and seems like working on your humor a lot and is amazing! keep up with the amazing work
Number one was spot on my dude, that part of the main questline sucks. Thankfully it was around that part that I decided to exploit alchemy and become an ultra fast flying demigod, but not everyone is up to breaking the immersion like I did.
I assumed Ajira's quests were basically a tutorial for different systems in the game. Finding Alchemy ingrediants, different kinds of shops for specific things, dynamically appearing quest objectives, Soul gems, stealing from NPCs, NPCs that can have routines interrupted... But for some reason it never really got that message across well.
The ceramic bowl is just an expedient for you to leave the building, and when you come back Ajira's report has been stolen. I'm sure of it, because even if you already have the bowl you cannot give it to her unless you leave the building first.
Thats actually a good point.
Ajira also gives you artifact quests if she likes you enough and gets the enchantress lady to walk off and leave her whole desk alone to be looted for a nice haul.
ceramic bowl quest is just to ensure that the mages guild cell can reset to place those lost documents,
It's a really clever solution, tbh.
Just what I wanted for christmas-- a fresh Cantina video!
The ceramic bowl is to get you out of there to load in the stolen papers
Personally I like all of these because, despite the fact that they may seem pointless or tedious, it really adds immersion and a feeling of reality to the world
Yeh, bosses send newbies on stupid errands. Not everything has to be meaningful. In fact, it's more realistic that a new employer would give you petty tasks like that than "go do this important thing that I could have asked anyone more qualified to do ages ago". Those fetch jobs do get annoying when they give no directions. Yeah, you'll eventually find what they want in the course of exploring, but remembering where the quest-giver was is often implausible. It's not the quest itself that sucks - it's the lack of direction. Back when you could only see about 5 meters it was so much worse too.
One of the good Questlines: The Ahnassi Questline! You can find her in the Pelagiath Inn. Give it a try ;)
Ah yes the flirty kitty. Well unless it is a female you are playing. But play a male and she will "share a" ... well most anything with you.
Yeah, this Khajiit is with no doubt the most loved character in the game😂 2. Place is Uncle Crassius of course 😉
The pilgrimage is the reason i never did the Tribunal questline...Especially the shrine in Vivec, i searched ages before i realized that you have to drown yourself in order to find it. Makes perfect sense 🙄
But the pilgrimmage isn't even required for the tribunal questline...
@@sugoha_2548 Lol, i always made them because i thought they are required. Like the recommendations for the arcane university in Oblivion...I didnt even know that you can skip the 4th and 5th trial 🙄
@@truewalter4193 tbh i also gave up on tribunal because i thought it was required too, and after a while a decided to go back to the game and realised it wasn't required at all! So i finished the storyline and it's actually very good, you get to meet almalexia and sotha sil and you go through some pretty cool dwemer ruins (way cooler than any dwemer ruin that you may find on vaardenfel). If you still haven't done it i recommend you give it another go
Morrowind - every time you mention it, someone re-installs replays it. (c)
The ceramic bowl can be got right next to the dark elf at the entrance... it doesn’t even aggro the others, it’s just free.
5, Balmora Pillow Quest. Must complete early before egg poachers.
4, Kill the spriggans in raven rock. In correct order they spawn in.
3. Finding ingredients to cure lycanthropy on solsteim. Good luck.
2. Vow of silence. On Foot, with no spells.
1. Finding the East Empire Leader in like an hour and he traps a rug beforehand.
awesome, merry christmas my dude
I actually really don’t mind the early quests in Morrowind for the guilds because they really feel like things you would have an initiate with no experience do. A lot of the game’s pacing is like that where you start out and it doesn’t seem like anything’s going on until you progress through the quests and uncover things.
The best quest is the one with the creepy uncle guy who wants you dressing down and turning around for him.
I found that you can create a spell to make escort quests much less painful. Just a touch spell that boosts speed 100 points for 30 seconds or so. Just make sure they're still following you ever so often and recast when necessary. It trivializes the escort quests. The only problem is that you really won't have the magicka to cast this until you're a higher level, but there are ways around this, such as level-up exploits. I can easily be level 80 or so before I do any real quests - just get a spell effect that drains skills, make a spell that drains one of your major or minor skills on yourself for 100 points for one second, find a trainer who trains that skill, cast the spell and immediately speak with the the trainer. The skill is now considered at 0, so it will only cost 1 gold to train it. Repeat as much as you want. Every ten skill increases, you level up.
Also, I personally think that the lack of quest markers in Morrowind is enjoyable. I like that I can stumble across caves and dungeons while wandering Morrowind's ashlands or plains looking for my actual objective. Though, after nearly 21,000 hours at this point, there's not much left to discover.
Ajiira is also a bit deceptive. Sure, her quests are a bit boring, but if you return to her when you're a considerably higher rank int he Mages' Guild, she'll tell you the location of two powerful artifacts.
the ceramic bowl quest was a breath of fresh air with the ease of it compared to the mushrooms and flowers
This video is hilarious lol
The pilgrimage “quest” is about teaching you all the shrines and their locations.
Hate running around vivec? Now you know where to find an HOUR long levitation spell.
Carrying a lot of gear early game? Drop some muck at the fields of kummu for an easy 100 pt feather for, again, one HOUR.
If this isn’t considered a reward, and you need the “quest giver” to hand you gold every time you do something, idk why you are playing an rpg haha
on the topic of ceramic bowl
+: it's to reset the cell so the game can hide her reports for the next real mission.
-: it's so unimportant, you even have to remind her about it to cash it in.
Always a pleasure seeing your new videos thank you
i have a terrible sense of direction so that trip to ghostgate terrified me
and when i finished the quest, i killed her, took all of her clothes and money
Haha
@@TheCantinaChannel hi there lmao
merry christmas! it's already christmas here so yeah
I get lost looking for my car in a parking lot. And not at a mall. I'm talking convenience store. Morrowind was the ultimate parking lot for me.
It took me 12 tries to escort the slave girl to the tribe leader since she kept disappearing, on the 10th try I found her chasing a cliff racer then getting killed by it, the 11th I killed the cliff racer before she even saw it and she died chasing a slaughter fish, on the 12th Idk what happened she never ran after a mud crab or went swimming with slaughter fish, though she did chase a rat while I was busy with another beast, luckily she killed it before that killed her too, then it glitched where it didn't register she was at the camp. Luckily one reload later and that was fixed
theres one exception regarding escort missions in morrowind, which is the Itermerel's escort mission, the guy is more powerful that you and can even kill db assassins with a few hits with his shock-target-area spell, but he becomes useless when he runs out of magicka
My personal least favorite quests:
5. Lord’s Mail(imperial legion)
- this series of quests was made by Hodd Toward himself, you get a magic sword from a witch and a chest piece from a dude who got fired and is literally named Furius, only for the MAIN QUEST NPC to turn around and challenge you to combat in the Arena after you get him fancy artifacts.
4. Daedric Cresent(Tel Fyr)
- Divayth Fyr is a weird guy, he lets you loot his artifacts if you can open the chests they’re in, whatever, dude is thousands of years old and in full Daedric. You find an amulet that teleports you to a fight with a Dremora who has the Crescent. THIS THING PARALYZES AND BREAKS ARMOR. It does 20-50 dmg consistently. Super hard, but incredibly short quest for arguably the best 2handed weapon in the game. Idk how many times I would attempt this fight with a lvl~40 character and get two shot by this thing.
3. Being declared Neraverine by the Ashlander tribes
- sucks, ya gotta do it, but you start to get a ton of enchanted items, guess what, there’s an escort quest too.
2. Wraithguard but bad
- you decide to kill vivec, don’t blame you, you go to Tel Fyr, talk to the only living dwarf in the Corpusarium, he needs some books that a bunch of vampires and Daedra are defending so that he can make you Wraithguard and you can still destroy the Heart of Lorkhan. You get it, return to Yagrum and you have to lose 200-225 health, permanently, all because Bethesda coded this quest incorrectly, it was supposed to be a “check” that you had at least ~200 Heath otherwise Wraithguard kills you.
1. Any quest involving Mournhold’s Sewers...
I've missed you so much. I never get your videos on my feed anymore. Your super entertaining, and enjoyable
A wonderful holiday gift from the Cantina!
I always loved buying the bowl, you buy the bowl, and you get mad respect B-)
Loved your video bro, looking forward to next Thursday 👍
The Worst Quest In Skyrim Would Be An Easy Answer: The Main One
It’s hilarious because it’s true
Actually, it's all of them.
No, all the college of Winterhold quests were the absolute worst things ever. Also the entire dawnguard storyline felt tacked on and half done.
True. It is pretty fucking lame. :D
I hope the next game will be better, but I have this horrible suspicion that it will be even dumber and more condescending.
@@jonathanwells223 A lot of things in Skyrim felt like that.
This is why I will always stick with Morrowind, a game that is almost 20 years old, and still has a more interesting storyline and main quest.
Selling the clothes off a beggar is not very Christmassy :[
Merry Christmas cantina!
All Morrowind quests is a disaster, like I appreciate the amount of texts like it's a good thing but the old engine of the Morrowind can't handle something more than regular fetch quests, like i played for 20 hours maybe and all quests were to go through all map to grab something and go back, especially when your character cant run and very slow so it's a torture to even travell through the cities like vivec. This game needs fast travel to places where you have already been and zoomable map at least so player could even try to play it.
Policeman: Hands behind your back, you're under arrest!
Me: Nah, that sounds like a terrible quest.
Policeman: It's part of the main quest. It's *mandatory*
Oh also I love and hate firemoth, because it's super easy until you open a door to 50 skeletons and a necromancer that can't help but slam you as soon as you open the door like the world's worst orgy
Ajira: Go get flowers
Nerevarine Morrow: And I said taking my clothes off was easier
Yeaaasss I have been waiting for this!!
Can you do a video about some weird TES lores?
Possibly. Could be interesting
@@TheCantinaChannel yeah those are always interesting and fun to watch
Like the one that guy made about Argonian tit milk
So the plus side to Ajira's quests is her disposition goes to max and she's great for training, selling moon sugar, or selling ingredients/potions early game. What I've been hating on my most recent playthrough is the Ranis Athrys quests which take longer, are more difficult, and still somehow pay less (if at all).
Heck yeah. More Cantina for Christmas. Very nice.
You forgot about the worst one of all: The Threads of the Webspinner. Where you have to find a fuckton of specific items for the Morag Tong leader, some of which you might have found earlier and just sold off without knowing their importance. Have fun tracking them all down.
I love the lil wheezes you do in this vid
What graphics mods you use for Morrowind? I tried the one that is the most popular (can't recall the name but it has the installer) and it was such a nerves wrecking experience to get it working. Textures were flickering or popping up and everything looked so terrible.
Good quests in Morrowind: Ahnassi, a VERY special friend
Just binged watched a bunch of these lists yesterday. Nice
word i been waiting for new cantina video
We love seeing you! Morrowind is such a treat