Acoustic Kitty and Bat Bombs: Citation Needed 6x05

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  7 лет назад +1909

    If you're wondering why the introduction's shorter this week, so am I. Apparently I just forgot to read it and no-one noticed.

    • @anttrappin9715
      @anttrappin9715 7 лет назад +28

      Tom Scott yes u right but its wired

    • @DanielStarbuck
      @DanielStarbuck 7 лет назад +96

      Tom Scott, the bonus material link in the description links to the last episodes bonus material, just thought you'd like to know.
      btw, is it bad that i knew everything covered on this episode already? if i was playing it would have been the shortest episode of citation needed ever because id have segqeyed to the connected topics anyway haha

    • @ode_ollie4800
      @ode_ollie4800 7 лет назад +6

      the right link is in the end of the video

    • @TomScottGo
      @TomScottGo  7 лет назад +206

      Fixed, thank you!

    • @Jcdlf7
      @Jcdlf7 7 лет назад +16

      can you be a player in one of these game?
      +Tom Scott

  • @chlojo
    @chlojo 5 лет назад +1535

    Matt saying “espionage?” is in exactly the same tone as “panthers?”

    • @KalikiDoom
      @KalikiDoom 4 года назад +29

      NICE!

    • @PQRDG
      @PQRDG 2 года назад

      And now the lighthouse keeper’s cat became a tool of espionage, only to defect to join the Russians

    • @NotKyleChicago
      @NotKyleChicago 2 года назад +126

      Well, Will did steal Matt's powers before saying "panthers?", so it makes sense. 😉

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 2 года назад +7

      It might be also in a questioning tone, but the timbre is definitely VERY different, and I wouldn't call it exactly the same.

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 2 года назад +9

      I only say that because I literally just watched the panthers episode directly before this one so it's fresh lmao

  • @kayewh7274
    @kayewh7274 7 лет назад +1627

    Acoustic *_Panthers?_*

    • @MrKcspot
      @MrKcspot 7 лет назад +52

      Reilly Helber of course the only thing that was missing was him in the back ready to just say it

    • @andytroo
      @andytroo 7 лет назад +60

      hrm, i appear to have read this comment with a specific accent not present in this video

    • @iLikeTheUDK
      @iLikeTheUDK 7 лет назад +6

      Reilly Helber I nearly choked omg

    • @ridrexw8069
      @ridrexw8069 7 лет назад +7

      20 men, 10 women, 1 panther all in 1 enclosed space with a bomb timed to go off in 30 days

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 6 лет назад +1

      @@ridrexw8069 I think the panther would quickly be bludgeoned to death with a few casualties. After that the rest would just die of thirst.

  • @vale.antoni
    @vale.antoni 4 года назад +274

    The dogs associated the image of food with the general looks of the T-34 and - more importantly - with the sound and smell of the diesel engine powering them. The one massive problem was that Panzers ran on petrol. I would dare to assume that the only visual clue they remembered from the tanks is it's a big metal box. The sound and smell are more impactful, when it comes to triggering senses of dogs, and forming associations.

  • @ShubhamBhushanCC
    @ShubhamBhushanCC 7 лет назад +629

    Bats Insufficiently motivated. I imagined the great Alan Rickman saying that in way that only he could.

    • @enoughofyourkoicarp
      @enoughofyourkoicarp 7 лет назад +17

      Oh that would have made Die Hard ten times better.

    • @emdivine
      @emdivine 6 лет назад +31

      I was just about to reply "Somebody tweet him or something!", but then I remembered :(

    • @zJoriz
      @zJoriz 5 лет назад +1

      This works really well. Thanks.

    • @crystals-r2551
      @crystals-r2551 4 года назад +10

      Oh wow. I can H E A R it.
      How do i italicize on mobile?

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 2 года назад +2

      Anyone else read that in the same tone as "Turn to page 394"?

  • @andreyrumming6842
    @andreyrumming6842 4 года назад +322

    I absolutely love how long it takes Tom to realize what was said about parachuting in a cat 8:11

    • @VWatch07
      @VWatch07 3 года назад +20

      That gap between what Gary said and Tom realizing it is simply lovely!

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 2 года назад +20

      His final reaction is utterly priceless as well.

  • @WafflePlaneRC
    @WafflePlaneRC 7 лет назад +505

    "well spot was all over it by the end of it"
    oh
    oh no

    • @JoeBleasdaleReal
      @JoeBleasdaleReal 7 лет назад +5

      Low Elevation RC I grew up with Spot- you're not wrong

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 4 года назад +7

      Chris would have deserved biscuits for that one

  • @EjvindGEMDark
    @EjvindGEMDark 7 лет назад +328

    Cats in space with antennas? I guess you'd call that a Catellite.

    • @kamioshla5563
      @kamioshla5563 7 лет назад +37

      Apparently Matt has another account

    • @intelligentshitpastinginc
      @intelligentshitpastinginc 7 лет назад +1

      It would have to orbit around a planet to count as a satellite.

    • @ethanchou4906
      @ethanchou4906 7 лет назад +5

      Today. Is pun CATastrophe.

    • @dirm12
      @dirm12 7 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/8eXj97stbG8/видео.html

  • @AwesomeFish921
    @AwesomeFish921 7 лет назад +383

    This was probably one of the funniest episodes yet, great stuff XD
    Incidentally, when Matt brought up the subject of bats evolving incendiary bombs and Tom's rebuttal of "That's not how evolution works", I was reminded of what are effectively termite suicide bombers. There's one species of termite which, upon their mound being attacked, run up to whatever's attacking them and explode, covering everything in extremely sticky goo!
    Dammit, Darwin.

    • @annacatton5929
      @annacatton5929 7 лет назад +80

      "When this termite goes off, it's Mr Lindt all over again..."

    • @Leffrey
      @Leffrey 3 года назад +32

      Is the sticky goo flammable? In which case thermite termites

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 года назад +17

      @@Leffrey Miniaturized in a lab, so thermite termite nanites?

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash 2 года назад

      Ahh you see, a mound. A colony to protect, with hierarchal classes that include soldiers which could reasonably expected to sacrifice themselves for the good of the queen. Especially be cause only choicest males reproduce anyways.
      Please apologize to Darwin for your incomplete understanding of eusocial organisms.

    • @OlegDorbitt
      @OlegDorbitt 2 года назад +9

      Didn't Chris say "Tell that to the bombardier beetle" right after?

  • @98kartik
    @98kartik 7 лет назад +297

    'Elevated kitty' would surely be the codename for testing LSD on cats?

    • @gwest3644
      @gwest3644 8 месяцев назад +5

      No, that would be the infamous Project MEOWKULTRA

  • @petrelli231
    @petrelli231 7 лет назад +700

    Can we get this weekly on the BBC, please?

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 7 лет назад +29

      Rex Hernández it's pretty much infinite material, so I could happily watch it weekly

    • @jacob8565
      @jacob8565 6 лет назад +9

      I think it is more Dave material

    • @AmedeeVanGasse
      @AmedeeVanGasse 3 года назад +24

      Can we not? Because then I would have to do all kinds of stuff with a VPN to watch it on BBC Iplayer.
      Keep it on RUclips where it is available for everyone on the planet.

    • @michael_gibbs
      @michael_gibbs 3 года назад

      @@AmedeeVanGasse Not North Korea.

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 3 года назад +3

      @@AmedeeVanGasse Why not both!? Why does it have to be an exclusivity contract with BBC?

  • @salty4640
    @salty4640 7 лет назад +525

    You think they would try to train the cat BEFORE IMPLANTING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT IN IT.

    • @ryanmurray5973
      @ryanmurray5973 7 лет назад +126

      Like flags that say what the cat means, held on by recycled orange juice carton pieces?

    • @nicktheloser2974
      @nicktheloser2974 6 лет назад +48

      Nah mate, this is America we're talking about.

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine 3 года назад +14

      Good luck with training a cat to do much of anything.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 2 года назад

      @@nicktheloser2974 The Intelligence / military branches at that.

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash 2 года назад +2

      Welcome to the baffling world of arrogance.

  • @topicvideosguy
    @topicvideosguy 2 года назад +157

    What's weird is that Gary's idea of a cat holding up flags actually exists, sorta. People have successfully trained their pets to press buttons with recordings on them, so if they want food they press the "food" button and it will say "food", etc.
    Edit 4/19/23: I've just noticed the typo a year later. "so if want food"

  • @MultiPwolf
    @MultiPwolf 7 лет назад +197

    Just imagine a group of Russians engaging in secretive talks when suddenly a dead fish lands right next to them and in hobbles a little cat with a flashing red diode and a little antenna behind its ear.

  • @pretendingpro
    @pretendingpro 7 лет назад +316

    Denial of Service Dog.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 7 лет назад +72

      No, that's what happens when you have too many people petting the same dog, so he just lays down for belly rubs instead of helping the blind person XD

    • @aiden5343
      @aiden5343 7 лет назад +10

      DDOSDog? DOSdog? DDog?

    • @verymuchgoodgaming132
      @verymuchgoodgaming132 7 лет назад +11

      Appl Tom I assume this is a reference to the DEFCON talk.

    • @pretendingpro
      @pretendingpro 7 лет назад +6

      it is.

    • @VoidSixx
      @VoidSixx 7 лет назад +3

      Dog for Denial Of Service

  • @JaxMerrick
    @JaxMerrick 7 лет назад +280

    This whole episode keeps reminding me of the book Leviathan by Scott Westerfeld, which is essentially an alternate World War 1 but the Central powers use steampunk mechs and the Entente powers use modified organic beings. One of the fabricated animals were flechette bats: bats that have a more durable digestive tract that consume a feed that has large amounts of flechettes in it. Guided by certain colored lights, they fly over a target, and when a certain other color was shone, the bats "drop their payload" over said target.
    Yes, the bats get scared shitless and crap out tiny darts onto whatever they happen to be flying above.

    • @TheGameFilmGuruMan
      @TheGameFilmGuruMan 7 лет назад +15

      There's another series, the Silverwing Trilogy by Kenneth Oppel which actually has the bats from this experiment planning to take over the world XD

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 6 лет назад +12

      Heck yes, that was an awesome series. I loved the two-board six-legged dogs that the sailors would use to inspect the living dirigible for gas leaks.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 года назад +3

      @@lawrencecalablaster568 I found the various walking machines cooler, battleships on land is just such a cool aesthetic.

  • @ericvilas
    @ericvilas 7 лет назад +150

    Why did the cat cross the border?
    To work for the other side.

  • @BreezedLightning
    @BreezedLightning 7 лет назад +507

    Can you imagine what would happen if the Citation Needed crew (Tom, Chris, Gary, Matt, and Will, maybe another person) did a Dungeons & Dragons (or other tabletop RPG) campaign?
    (Then again, Tom would be pressed for time making something like that. Maybe Will could be the Game Master instead?)

    • @piccolomaniac
      @piccolomaniac 5 лет назад +144

      I've always thought of Tom as the beleaguered DM whose players are constantly starting bar fights, seducing dragons, and trying to summon Outer Gods.

    • @LeoYoshi54321
      @LeoYoshi54321 4 года назад +72

      Will as DM: You enter a room, full of *panthers* .
      I don't know where I was going with this

    • @btd5ninja64
      @btd5ninja64 4 года назад +5

      @@piccolomaniac hmmmm all of them sound llike will doing it though

    • @tiptapdrats8454
      @tiptapdrats8454 4 года назад +34

      Solution: Tom is the Wizard that holds the 1 Brain Cell of the Party

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 3 года назад +4

      @@LeoYoshi54321 I read that second line in his voice still

  • @marianoxerez
    @marianoxerez 7 лет назад +104

    18:15 In chilean spanish we call a car jack "gato" or "gata" which also translates as the animal "cat".

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 7 лет назад +2

      Mariano Xerez is that just a coincidence, or so you actually call it a car cat?

    • @crystals-r2551
      @crystals-r2551 4 года назад +1

      Mexican spanish does this as well

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 месяца назад

      Funnily, in Portuguese, we call it a monkey.

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 2 года назад +18

    I love how much time it took for Tom to process "parachuted in".

  • @lavandereisly4194
    @lavandereisly4194 2 года назад +75

    In defense of Gary, there's cats that have been trained to use buttons that say various words to communicate.

    • @peterfireflylund
      @peterfireflylund Год назад +1

      No, they just hit them at random.

    • @elisam.r.9960
      @elisam.r.9960 Год назад +3

      @@peterfireflylund Dunno. BilliSpeaks has a lot of clips where the cat has a plan for pressing the buttons.

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@peterfireflylund They do not. It's very clearly intentional if you look at them more than 30 seconds before replying.

    • @peterfireflylund
      @peterfireflylund 8 месяцев назад

      @@mirjanbouma do you also believe in God and Santa?

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@peterfireflylund no, im not you.

  • @fisch37
    @fisch37 3 года назад +66

    Somehow I feel Gary Brannan being called "everyone's favourite Gary Brannan" is one of those phrases that theoretically are compliments but in practice really isn't...

    • @Nazuiko
      @Nazuiko Год назад +10

      tbf hes possibly my favorite Gary

    • @Enchet0
      @Enchet0 Год назад +4

      Well I think that it probably is true, how many famous popular Gary brannans can exist?

  • @funnymoss-man
    @funnymoss-man 2 года назад +25

    Fun fact about the bat bomb: it was meant to be used against Japan, where quite a few of the buildings at the time were traditional buildings made mostly out of flammable materials like wood and paper. The idea was that the bats would roost in the attics of the houses, and after a few hours the timers attached to the incendiary devices would go off, (hopefully) resulting in the city going up in flames.

  • @Asocial-Canine
    @Asocial-Canine 3 года назад +33

    i'm just realising now, Gary's cat sign idea is exactly what some folks do with buttons that say things. And they don't even need nails!

  • @adamweishaupt3733
    @adamweishaupt3733 3 года назад +43

    I'm disappointed no one knew about or thought to mention St. Olga of Kiev in relation to the incendiary bats. St. Olga supposedly demanded a rebellious village give her 3 birds from each house, attached burning sulfur to their legs, and released them, at which point they flew home and burned down the entire village.

    • @nolategame6367
      @nolategame6367 Год назад +5

      Are you sure that's a *saint*

    • @mk_rexx
      @mk_rexx Год назад +5

      @@nolategame6367 Yes, same time period as St. Jerry the Goatfucker
      (Sam O'nella reference from a video of the same topic)

    • @peterknutsen3070
      @peterknutsen3070 3 месяца назад

      @@nolategame6367Yes.

  • @acarrot9868
    @acarrot9868 5 лет назад +64

    Brannan was right, the RAF once para-dropped cats in Borneo to solve an outbreak of the plague.

  • @peterweatherley7669
    @peterweatherley7669 2 года назад +19

    10:03 Chris never fails to spot Matt’s puns miles before the other two ;)

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel 2 года назад +60

    This episode makes me miss this format, even though I know the guys were tired of it.

  • @jamesl8640
    @jamesl8640 3 года назад +16

    After what matt whispers at about 7:00 I really hope no one has ever asked him to look after their cat while they go on holiday

  • @pitbox6497
    @pitbox6497 7 лет назад +15

    I'm in love with this series. It's half past midnight, I've got to get up at half six, and I don't care because I've got a new episode of Citation Needed to watch.

  • @dliessmgg
    @dliessmgg 7 лет назад +97

    One of the few episodes where I knew more than half of the things in advance. Don't know what that says about me.

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 7 лет назад +17

      Me too. And all my sources were some TV documentaries and a WWII Horrible Histories book by Terry Deary.

    • @peterknutsen3070
      @peterknutsen3070 5 лет назад +4

      I knew about the dogs from Harry Turtledove, the bats from somewhere (likely QI), and the pigeon thing from a 1960s Danish spy movie.

    • @2dividedby3equals666
      @2dividedby3equals666 4 года назад +5

      Mythbusters had an episode with a segment on the pigeon bomb.

  • @metropod
    @metropod 7 лет назад +73

    Also, should anyone be wondering, the idea of the bat bomb (so hard not to type "Batman and Robin" there) was the bats would be asleep on a series of racks in a bomb casing. each bat would have their incendiary device attached to them. the plane would drop the payload, the casing would fall away, the racks would open, activating a timer on the incendiary and the bats would fly off to find somewhere to roost. the general idea was to use this against the Japanese home islands due to the fact that the vast majority of buildings were then still wooden.

    • @entropiCCycles
      @entropiCCycles 7 лет назад +19

      I also remember hearing that they had to put the bats in a freezer to induce hibernation in order to load the bats into those racks. And that most of the bats used in test drops did not exit hibernation and just hit the ground below.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 лет назад +11

      ​@@entropiCCycles "Bats insufficiently motivated...try a higher temperature."
      But yeah, bats are better than just dropping a swarm of tiny incendiary bombs because they get into places without getting noticed. Whether or not this counters the practical and ethical issues around using the bats is debatable, but there's method to their madness.

    • @smeggerknee2448
      @smeggerknee2448 3 года назад

      whereas ....the easiest lowtech solution....explosive on a timer .... attached to a "weather balloon"....released into the slipstream....
      although this could not be properly aimed....the yanks couldn't fly high enough during WW2 to shoot them down before they could get above mainland usa.

    • @jeremysmith7176
      @jeremysmith7176 2 года назад

      @@smeggerknee2448 However the Brits used balloons much more successfully

  • @Qhran
    @Qhran 7 лет назад +20

    The moment when you know exactly what Tom has found and explain it in perfect detail and just wait for that "Mystery Biscuit" to be played, and then you get disappointed when you realise "Oh yeah... not on the show"...

  • @patricia5617
    @patricia5617 7 лет назад +20

    i really like the joke about the jack elevating the kitty because that kind of jack in spain is called "gato" (cat)

  • @DataCab1e
    @DataCab1e 7 лет назад +86

    I think the Today I Found Out channel is watching Citation Needed for topics. Last week they did "The Trials and Tribulations of 1904 Olympic Marathon Runners," and today it's "Pigeon Guided Missiles and Literal Bat Bombs."

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick 3 года назад +12

      And on this morning's episode, the *Bonus Fact* is about the Acoustic Kitty.

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 3 года назад +7

      Knowing who largely writes those, I’m unsurprised.

    • @peterknutsen3070
      @peterknutsen3070 3 месяца назад

      @@CraftQueenJrWho does write them? I'd be surprised if it's Simon himself.

  • @TheMattman1313
    @TheMattman1313 7 лет назад +61

    You sure Matt didn't win a Mitsubishi Sushi?

  • @ThomasWinget
    @ThomasWinget 7 лет назад +48

    Some time you should start releasing these uncut and unlisted, linked to in the description like the bonus material. I think many of us would like that.

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 3 года назад +12

      a lot of the content there might be potentially libellous, i think

  • @Flatrocker512
    @Flatrocker512 6 лет назад +12

    Chris saying, "distractionate" was probably an accidental nod to the old Technical Difficulties TV show. There was a "distractionator" during The Battle of the Beer.

  • @Kraigon42
    @Kraigon42 7 лет назад +2

    This has got to be one of the best episodes yet. All of you were on fire for this one.
    ...oh my god I didn't intend for that, but I'm keeping it.

  • @RainbowFishSaysHello
    @RainbowFishSaysHello 7 лет назад +5

    This all seemed very familiar. I think acoustic kitty and the bat bombs were both mentioned in QI once. The fact that it took me a while to figure out if I was remembering your show, or a govenment funded comedy show with professional comedians as guests, says something pretty good about what you're doing! Thanks for another episode of entertainment, I look forward to seeing it on the BBC!
    P.S. yay! Matt's back! We missed yoouu!

  • @vtario5
    @vtario5 6 лет назад +13

    "And on that bombshell, I'm afraid it's time to end."
    I didn't realise this was a car show.

  • @peterstratton4616
    @peterstratton4616 7 лет назад +157

    I actually knew about this, and I don't know how

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 7 лет назад +1

      Peter Stratton same

    • @兆軒關
      @兆軒關 7 лет назад +1

      GMM?

    • @Cross31415
      @Cross31415 7 лет назад +17

      QI. That's where you knew it from.

    • @retroskater111
      @retroskater111 7 лет назад +2

      I'm trying to think whether or not it was on an episode of QI

    • @LiruJenkins
      @LiruJenkins 7 лет назад +6

      It was mentioned in QI I believe.

  • @madmanwithaplan1826
    @madmanwithaplan1826 Год назад +7

    Weirdly gary had a working prototype for pet talk buttons there.

  • @maggigefasl6620
    @maggigefasl6620 7 лет назад +4

    Definitely one of your best episodes so far!
    I can't remember the last time i've laughed so hard about something

  • @chloezaffran3552
    @chloezaffran3552 7 лет назад +7

    Oh my lord, I'm not 5 minutes in and I'm already crying from laughter!
    Garry losing his sh*t over cat flags is absolutely hilarious XD

  • @mtty1988
    @mtty1988 7 лет назад +319

    Park bench all it recorded was 2 blogging men rambling about nothing

  • @andymcl92
    @andymcl92 7 лет назад +51

    So nobody thought to call it Project Pigeon Dropping then?

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 7 лет назад

      PPD was already a submachine gun in SSSR.

  • @christalbot8846
    @christalbot8846 7 лет назад +4

    I've been looking forward to this all week

  • @royalninja2823
    @royalninja2823 5 лет назад +9

    Someone actually did that cat talking thing, but with a dog. Genuinely trained it to press buttons that say words. Said them in certain orders to convey more complex ideas.

  • @coenisgreat
    @coenisgreat 5 лет назад +7

    Technically the idea with the bat bombs (or at least, one other part of it) was that when dropped around or on the mostly-wooden Japanese cities, they would roost during the day in the roof beams and other dark hidden areas of the houses, so that the timed explosives strapped to them (which was filled with napalm) would easily set light to them in a manner far more precise and widespread than that of traditionally firebombing the town in question, because it would ignore firebreaks.
    The idea was proven to be successful and was ready for battlefield usage, but the creation and successful deployment of the atomic bomb made that entire idea moot, (also an incident burned the entire test range down), at which point it was simply cancelled.

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 7 лет назад +5

    "The anti-tank dog" "Was it a dog that really really didn't like tanks?" Moments I had to pause so I could finish laughing.

  • @kevinbarker2082
    @kevinbarker2082 7 лет назад +7

    Citation Needed needs to have more episodes per season!

  • @papapepepenultimo
    @papapepepenultimo 7 лет назад +16

    So, this is like the poor-man's QI? Bloody love it!
    Also, Dinosaur Comics talked about this years ago.
    Also, in addition to also, Russians got better tuner.

  • @shivtekoriginal
    @shivtekoriginal 7 лет назад +22

    Espionage? Panthers?

  • @ekjswim
    @ekjswim 2 года назад +3

    When Chris says "Bats insufficiently motivated" I always see it like Kenneth Branagh writing bout the monster being dead in Frankenstein.

  • @ltaproductions7989
    @ltaproductions7989 7 лет назад +17

    Let us take a moment in silent reflection, Will seaward will be missed.

  • @maxresdefault_
    @maxresdefault_ 7 лет назад +10

    Look at the window behind Tom, so trippy...

    • @ashcoates3168
      @ashcoates3168 6 лет назад +1

      Epic Username the black dot optical illusion affected me too

  • @MrDelirium9
    @MrDelirium9 7 лет назад +4

    this had me in stitches the whole way through

  • @ConsciousAtoms
    @ConsciousAtoms 7 лет назад +62

    It says 301 views for me. Oh the good old days of RUclips! :)

  • @hotscottrulz
    @hotscottrulz 7 лет назад +1

    This remains my absolute favourite episode of Citation Needed so far! Amazing for such dark concepts...

  • @Col_Crunch
    @Col_Crunch 7 лет назад +13

    On topic: The US Army actually spent money on researching bomb sniffing elephants... fairly recently.

  • @metropod
    @metropod 7 лет назад +130

    less than four minutes in and I can't continue. I need a break to calm down.

    • @kiro9291
      @kiro9291 7 лет назад +14

      same, I had to pause and howl in laughter for 10 minutes straight

    • @rawovunlapin8201
      @rawovunlapin8201 7 лет назад +1

      metropod I laughed straight through it

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 7 лет назад +16

      Panther?

    • @crassenti
      @crassenti 7 лет назад +14

      I know right? I'm only at 3:07 and I'm nearly wetting myself and biting my lip to keep from laughing so loud I disturb my coworkers :) I love this show

    • @THB192
      @THB192 7 лет назад +4

      metropod that's how you can tell it'll be a good episode.

  • @GreatDinn
    @GreatDinn 7 лет назад +3

    7:05 I have to say, getting a cat to do the research goes a long way to explaining the $20 million. Tuition is expensive enough for people, let alone a cat scientist.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад +1

      I bet the cat went to Purrdue Uni.

  • @LuxiBelle
    @LuxiBelle 7 лет назад +3

    Seargant Reckless leading a crack team of military animals, including Acoustic Kitty, Bomb Bat, Bomb Carrier Pigeon and Tank Dog.

  • @codefreak8
    @codefreak8 3 месяца назад +1

    I just read an article about "explosive rats" that linked to many of the articles mentioned here (the Anti-Tank Dog and Bat Bombs), and the details would definitely have been appreciated by the panel here I think. Dead rats had plastic explosives shoved in them. They were intended to be planted in German boiler rooms with the hope that the dead rats would be tossed in the boiler to be disposed of, at which point they would explode and sabotage the boiler. The rats were intercepted by the Germans before being planted, however the presumed use of resources by the Germans to seek and intercept any other would-be booby traps led to the operation being considered successful.

    • @codefreak8
      @codefreak8 3 месяца назад

      The Anti-Tank dog story also seems to have more details that I think they would appreciate. It seems like many dogs were scared of moving, shooting tanks (they were mainly trained on stationary tanks). Even ones that were eventually able to be trained to run towards any given enemy tank would rather run away, often exploding in Soviet trenches because that's where they would retreat to. Many controllers refused to continue with new dogs after they were forced to shoot their animals to keep them from running towards them and exploding.

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette 6 лет назад +2

    Wow, Matt just KILLED it with this one!

  • @ShiftySqvirrel
    @ShiftySqvirrel Год назад +3

    Cats with antennae launched into space, catellites.

  • @ShubhamBhushanCC
    @ShubhamBhushanCC 7 лет назад +2

    this is my favorite show on the internet hands down

  • @crispoman
    @crispoman 4 года назад +5

    They were unable to parachute the cat in, as they had a fe-line rather than a static line.

  • @MazeFrame
    @MazeFrame 7 лет назад +1

    Had to pause on several occasions. Great episode!

  • @CateMastro
    @CateMastro 5 лет назад +2

    I remember that Monty Phiton segment! It was like "the mouse orchestra" and it wasn't too long but it was hilarious! God now I feel British

  • @JimFortune
    @JimFortune 7 лет назад +17

    Parachuting the cat. That's ridiculous. Parachuting arsonist bats not so much.

  • @Bacoprah
    @Bacoprah 7 лет назад

    I really enjoy these with the added excitement of an audience!

  • @ewmlloyd
    @ewmlloyd 7 лет назад +1

    11:10 "I am not a number! I am a free cat!"

  • @inthegrass11
    @inthegrass11 Год назад +2

    iconic moments in techdiff history

  • @TheChemistryTutor
    @TheChemistryTutor 7 лет назад +1

    This is the only one, that wakes me up and I start laughing about Gary's cat signs

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 6 лет назад +1

    One of the most gruesome, and yet most surreal, episodes I've watched so far!

  • @DeltaChairlines
    @DeltaChairlines 3 года назад +4

    Gary trying to explain the cat flag idea is me trying to explain anything ever.

  • @9291sam
    @9291sam 7 лет назад +9

    This is pure amazing

  • @rileysteidel7084
    @rileysteidel7084 7 лет назад +1

    I have nearly choked five times while watching this and eating. Not only that, they come out just long enough apart for me to not realise I shouldn't eat while watching them.

  • @nullFoo
    @nullFoo 3 года назад +5

    I actually read a book once based on the bat bomb thing, from the point of view of one of the bats

  • @TintagelEmrys
    @TintagelEmrys 4 года назад +2

    I always am amused by the different languages each episode is subbed in.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 6 лет назад +2

    2:09 onwards = Brannan's greatest rant

  • @dbseamz
    @dbseamz 2 года назад +2

    The mental image of a cat with a reel-to-reel device looked really familiar to me...I think there was a bit in the Pokemon anime where Meowth is setting up some kind of listening device.

  • @flensborg82
    @flensborg82 7 лет назад +1

    Gary's "worst and best idea" in the beginning made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video.

  • @jorgeaguilar9166
    @jorgeaguilar9166 7 лет назад

    I take the prize as a sort of final jeopardy. This is such a great show, you guys are talented internetainers.

  • @Psychlopic
    @Psychlopic 7 лет назад +8

    I really expected the last prize to be a Mit-sushi-shi Out-flounder

    • @matthewharris-levesque5809
      @matthewharris-levesque5809 4 года назад +1

      Mitsou-sushi Out-Flounder would be more adept a choice;
      Marilyn Monroe's cat was named Mitsou. And it sounds better. But Kudos on the "out-flounder". I like that.

  • @cryo3600
    @cryo3600 3 года назад +1

    Mystery biscuits:
    You win the mold on a popular RUclipsr’s cd.
    It’s Tom Scott’s ROM rot

  • @sudoscoobs1373
    @sudoscoobs1373 5 лет назад

    I think this is my favorite episode of CN. And thats really saying something with how good they are.

  • @kendrickfisher949
    @kendrickfisher949 Год назад +3

    Anyone else intrigued by the Hermann grid illusion caused by the window panes behind tom?

  • @christalmeph
    @christalmeph Год назад +1

    "Spot on. Well, Spot was all over it"

  • @iLikeTheUDK
    @iLikeTheUDK 7 лет назад +3

    As much as I'm glad to see Matt back, I kind of miss Will.

  • @mosby5554
    @mosby5554 7 лет назад +2

    this is so funny, and its actually my birthday XD

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 7 лет назад +2

    I feel like Gary's getting a bit less credit than he deserves, so I'm going to give him a hand here; 3:10 Who buys a can of orange juice?

  • @menp2388
    @menp2388 Год назад +3

    "The russians were firing theirs into the icy vacuum of space"
    "With even bigger antennas!"
    Would that make it.. a Cat-ellite?

  • @matiasrafaelrezinovskybene418
    @matiasrafaelrezinovskybene418 2 года назад

    0:48 fun fact, in spanish the word for jack, as in what you would use to lift up a car, is the exact same word for cat
    Gato

  • @alexwalton9490
    @alexwalton9490 7 лет назад +1

    The window behind Tom in this whole series has the disappearing black dot optical illusion thing

  • @Alex-my6me
    @Alex-my6me 7 лет назад +1

    I've not watched this yet, but I literally just finished watching an old QI episode where Sandi Toksvig mentions Acoustic Kitty...
    Frequency illusion without the illusion.

  • @JudithOpdebeeck
    @JudithOpdebeeck 2 года назад +1

    it wandered up to the park bench, but all it heard was two british blokes talking about a pirate captain called Tom...

  • @joshuahadams
    @joshuahadams 7 лет назад +2

    I'm a bit surprised that there was no mention of Tom's remote controlled horse.