Queers in Crisis: Bottom Emergency Starring Brita Filter
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- Опубликовано: 12 июл 2023
- Queers in Crisis: Bottom Emergency Starring Brita Filter from Rupaul's Drag Race Season 12!
Also Starring: Matt Curiano (@mattycake89) and Brandon Contreras (@ohhey_brandon) 
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I swear to god, I'm just going to stop prepping for bottoming and let the top get what he gets if they just keep cancelling cause they're "tired"
Hahahaha oh baby that's Karma!
I say that but I never can bring myself to do it. Truth is I myself get turned off if I smell anything, so I clean out for them but I clean out for myself as well
Not weaponizing douching. 😭😭☠️☠️ I love it! This should be a national policy/punishment for cancelling tops. And make sure it happens on their bed not yours 🫶
He's lucky if he gets the finger lol
I have never prepped, ever. Just soap and water.
02:56 I lost it when the Tibetan singing bowl came out with the plug.
Hehehehehe
My fave part! 💯
As a top, I’m proud to stay courteous to the person bottoming. I empathize with the last minute cancellations, so I do my part to remain respectful.
Quote of the Day: “Light as a feather, stiff as a board.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crafty! 😂
"Take the fiber! Eat the fiber!" I hate fiber supplements so this scene had me dying. 😂
Capsules.
omg we FEEL you baby!!
3:00 NOTTHE BUTT PLUG AS A TUNING FORK I CAN’T 😂
Try it some time, super effective 😂😂
Sometimes you just gotta look out for yourself and tell him "another time, boy".
I would've replied with a how bout you come for a slice of pizza 😅
@@javierrodriguez3375 omgggg Yessss!! Pizza to lure over a top, you're brilliant!
😂🤬 I knew the cancel was coming!!! I started not prepping until they tell me they're on their way. And then if I'm not ready, I make them sit outside until I am.
Totally justified.
Granted, most guys stop talking to you the second you talk to them about having to prep at all. I'm super upfront about it when talking to guys online... And everyone else should be also.
Not the Pedro Pascal candle 💀
I could watch a whole series about this hotline! Hilarious!
Omg look for our previous one called, Queers in Crisis: Cars
As a total top I really do appreciate the preparation and cleanliness. And if a little accident happens (because I’m hung like a horse) it’s ok, these things happen. ❤
Prove it lol
I can't deal with how relatable and funny this is 😂
Lololol this is a PSA
The boop! The prayers! The everything! Loved it and now a fan of Brita too
Yesss Brita is INCONIC in every way!
@@TheHomoSapienExperience and I am so so happy I caught your attention! Hugs from Provence, Adrien
The ritual was everything. Freakin hilarious! 😆🤣😆🤣
Thank you so much!!
The singing bowl got me in trouble for being on my phone at work because I was audibly crying 😂😂😂😂
I love Brita So much! She was my favorite!
I’m still rolling on the floor, flawless is the only term here, Brandon when you ‘booped’ Matt on the nose was that an add lib….omg 🤣❤️❤️❤️
Not the JLo candle hahaha
Well spotted, didn’t even clock that!! 😂😂
No details but this feels rather relatable. I want to be used but with purpose and respect.
SCEAMING AT THE JLO CANDLE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Every joke went straight to my brain without allowing me to l filter anything, I'm crying
No one:
Johanna: “Do you have snecks?”
“It’s me, I’m the specialist.”
I’m so happy to see a new sketch on the channel. Much love to you all ❤
Always love your comments! Thank you so much for your support bb!
This couldn't have come at a better time when Troye Sivan just released a poppers-infused video at the same time 🌶🥵
Literally Bottoming is monoculture 😂
This makes the Gay community seem frivolous and silly!
I loved every minute of it!
Corey Mylchreest is just so beautiful, isn’t he? So charming and delightful ❤
the jlo candle i cant 😭😭😭
This house stans JLO
As a top, I can say this is all too accurate. We do get tired sometimes. Sincerest apologies!
I love this! Brita is on the case!
Omg this is so funny ❤ and unfortunately SO relatable 😅 The singing bowl is the best. I need such a crew in my life! 😂
This is the funniest thing and Matty is so cute with his panic breathing and being so vulnerable and funny to make fun of gay bottoming love him lol
Cocktail Cucumber? Hahaha I’m using this term along with a stalk of celery.
Omg this was sooo funny and as a top I’m sooo sorry for that. Also I’m sooo stealing State Fair Eggplant for some erotic fiction I’m writing.
Howling !🤣🤣🤣 The sound healing floored me 😂
Hehehehe thank you baby!!!
Brita Filter: “Toppings?”
MATTY: “Meat lovers.”
Brita Filter: “Aren’t we all?”
We stay gay all year, HUNTY!
Hahahah YES WE DO BABY!!!
As soon as I heard her voice I knew it was Britta 😂❤
OK, I'm straight, but this is too funny!
In the middle of my pizza?! He'd just have to wait!
this is a great business idea!! someone please do it!!
The chant from The Craft tho..... 😂
2:43 MATTY has that thing in his hand. That must mean his basil is thriving. #IYKYK
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Love you my guys. Kisses from France - Al
We love you France!!
I would watch a movie with you all.
omg thank you so much!!
The way I screamed 😂😂😂 I was JUST talking about all of this with my friends earlier. All the craziness we go through to be canceled on 😢😅
Iconic bitches! Greetings from Barcelona
Omggg we love Barcelona! We were there 2 months ago
@@TheHomoSapienExperience Bitch, we met there in La Federica.
Yassss prayers for the bussy ❤😊 love y'all ❤️ of course all the prep work and Dom Top cancels 😞 hugs, love and more MEAT LOVERS 😂
It happens too often! And yessss we love meat lovers here in this house lol
@@TheHomoSapienExperience yassss I've got paper towels for the cleanup 😋😁 love y'all ❤️
I'll be right over. lol
Always the WORST moment ever! I hate when your favorite top messages you for a “now” moment and you’re literally eating (or, just finished eating). Not a good moment. Lol!
Amazing guys
This is too funny 🤣🤣LMAO🤪🤪
Brita is so funny omg 😂
OMG you are just amazing!
Britta slaying the house down boots 👢 😂😂😂😂
Why is this so funny 😂
OMG I'm loving every second
Thank you so much!
The black and white outfit was 💫
I’m going to try and copy lol
the boops were so cute omg
bwahahaha, the plug and the singing bowl, so funnyyyy!!!
Thank you so much!
Tongue Twisters will never be the same in English class😊😊😊
Never. The. Same.
Gee whiskers… I wish we all had that kind of support.
At the very end it's giving very 2 girls 1 brain 😂
OMG 🙀 this is so my dilemma!!! Sugar always!!! And now I’m stuck in a catch 22 cycle 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny as hell!
GAWDDDDD..... this is howlarious !!!!!
Brita is really good!
Hilarious,I love it ❤️
Thank you so much!
Lmao! Take the fiba! 😂
....well, that 'bottom' (2:24) knows how to keep it UP....The Legs, that is......🤭....and, is that The Manhattan Transfers' "Mecca For Moderns" & the "Dirty Dancing" Soundtrack, on the wall!!?? ...no WONDER the Top didn't show! ...ha-HAAA!! ...jus'kiddin, HSE!!
Brita ate that
That is some awesome gay entertainment.
Boop! 😂❤
❤❤❤
As a bottom, this is how it do be sometimes honestly.
Super 👌👌👌
I’m gonna need a minute.
Once my pizza arrives, other people don’t exist 👹
ahahahahahhahahahah i m dead!!🤣
funny asf
This is so true. Most Tops have zero respect and they should get what they deserve or they should come and clean themselves if they want.
I have so many questions❤😂🎉
Whooo hurt youuuuu?
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You mad bitches. I adore you! Do we need to talk about the toilet seat cover though?
HAHAHAHAHA don't come for our toilet seat cover!!
Interesting
What A Total Nightmare !
As a straight sis woman I can totally relate. I’ve been in tears after he cancelled a butt nite. So godd@mn frustrating! This sh*t takes a lot of prep and stress! Ugh!!
my friend asked me to the dance and now he said he might cancel it because he “might get sick” and doesnt like dances but he asked me in tje first place
Time for Taco Bell and ice cream.
OMG what are you worried about. Any top knows the cheese on the pizza causes constipation so we have nothing to worry about.
I do love it when people reduce the definition of themselves to "I'm a bottom" and then demand some sort of respect. Most people don't explicitly identify themselves with their anuses and then require respect for doing so. Yes, so often, they are a bottom and will always be one.
you are exactly right bro. yeah
@@chronological_or_alphabetical First of all, I like your RUclips name! And second, you're obviously a deep thinker if you agree with me LOL (since the bulk of humanity seems to disagree with me, and they're pretty dumb).
I dont understand. Why does a bottom have to take fibre after eating for an appointment the same day. Wouldn’t that food be coming out the next day or two?
Truly revolting...but still wanna see Matt's only fans. 😁
Hahahaha coming soon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE accuracy is on point!
As long practicing bottom whos going through a zero sex life hot minute that U call "Younger Dryas" - THIS drives me insane(r) LOL
AND don't you notice its always the tops that freak out in udder SHOCK that "particles" come from your love receptor ?
Story of my damn gay life 😒
Too much effort...lol
this is silly ... have some dignity
This is my biggest nightmare being a bottom, so much at stake, douche, fibre diet, shaving, etc etc 🥲🥲 Its hard being a bottom rather than a Top
Thank you RUclips for existing. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊