100 Ways to Die in Oblivion
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2008
- A video showing a hundred ways to get killed in Oblivion. (Do note that this is mostly just for fun and a good few of these are NOT actual ways of getting killed... just comedic value.)
The citizens of Tamriel have it pretty rough going about their (ab?)normal daily lives. Death at every corner. This poor Imperial Citizen shows us a good few ways of meeting up with the Nine Divines earlier than expected.
Music used: Please check the video credits
Regarding LP (Death No. 19): I'm not saying they're bad, I own three of their albums. What I'm implying is that too many videos use LP songs... Overused music is overused.
Programs used:
-Fraps
-VirtualDub
-DivXLand Media Subtitler
-Windows Movie Maker
-TES IV: Oblivion
-Shivering Isles Expansion Pack
Notes:
-I didn't really summon Mehrunes Dagon, I spawned him via the console.
-I didn't 'become' Rufio or Valen, just create your character to look like them and wear the same clothes!
-I know Chuck Norris doesn't die... It's a joke.
-No.97 is correct. Dementia smith doesn't like you using the Mania smith.
-No. 43 is a reference to Sony's 2006 E3 comment actually: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_En...
Mods used:
Note: If you're thinking "WTF OMG WHERE YOUO FIND THAT?!?!/22/111oneone?" or "UMFG HEZ A HAKCZORSZ CHEATERH OLOl!!!11" , then more than likely it's a mod.
-Feint Death (this mod is the one that allows you to throw yourself.... REQUIRES 'OBSE')
-Lynges Unlimited Death Reload Time
-Hilarity
-Akatosh Mount
-Seph Hand to Hand Animation
-Chuck Norris!!! (by Kaiem)
-Tdas Pyramid Head
-Sauron's Armor Chest
-Castle Knightstone
-Amazing Jump
-Chase Camera
-Oscuro's Oblivion Overhaul (also known as OOO)
-DarNified UI
-Nighteye Shader Replacement
-Real Lava
-UMPA Dance and Pose
-OBSE
-Realistic Ragdolls and Force V3
-Better Bell Sounds (You can hear it at death #6)
All mods from www.tesnexus.com
Annotation Note: For those who don't 'get' it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_soap_...
The Death list:
1. Eating a Poisoned Apple
2. Being a Thief
3. Being a Citizen of Kvatch
4. Accidentally summoning Mehrunes Dagon
5. Basejumping wihout a Parachute
6. Falling down Stairs
7. Freezing to Death
8. Sleeping in Hackdirt
9. Being Ugly
10. Getting Gassed
11. Faceplant
12. Being a Necromancer
13. Gassed again
14. Using Yourself as a Missile
15. Being Overweight "Omg, heartattack!"
16. Being hit by a flaming Dog
17. Failing to Entertain
18. Telling a Khajit Joke
19. Thinking of using a Linkin Park Song
20. Getting Crushed
21. Drowning
22. Desecrating an Altar
23. Trying to jump into a Barrel
24. Being the Adoring Fan
25. Getting into an Arena Handicap Match
26. Getting hit by Apples
27. Slipping while on Dive Rock
28. Overdosing on Drugs
29. Getting into a Pub Brawl
30. Being Rufio
31. Getting 'Grated'
32. Being Chuck Norris... Oh wait...
33. Falling into a Spike Trap
34. Fighting the Gatekeeper
35. Sleeping in a haunted Mansion
36. Forgetting you're a Vampire
37. Angering a God
38. Losing your Footing
39. Getting your Damage reflected
40. Getting your Spell reflected
41. Failing at Acrobatics
42. Being Valen Dreth
43. Getting hit in "the Weakpoint for MASSIVE DAMAGE!"
44. Failing at Backflips
45. Fighting your Clone
46. Spontaneous Combustion
47. Not watching your step
48. Being posted outside the City Walls
49. Not standing over by the Window
50. Getting Trolled
51. Getting into a Hand to Hand Minotaur Fight
52. Being a Mythic Dawn Agent
53. Stepping on a Landmine
54. Being the Gray Fox
55. Walking into a Spike Trap
56. Unmounting Mid-air
57. Getting Paralysed
58. Being a Football
59. Getting caught with your pants down
60. Highwayman'd
61. Tripping into a Sigil Stone
62. Being too fast
63. Meeting Umbra
64. Getting Crushed
65. Going on a Diet
66. Breaking one of the 5 Tenets
67. Being unaware
68. Failing at Sidestepping
69. Black Horse Courier'd
70. Fighting a Dragon
71. Meeting a Pirate
72. Depression
73. Too much HDR
74. Getting your drink spiked
75. Having a Riding Accident
76. Fighting a Siege Crawler
77. Insulting other people's Mothers
78. Meeting Pyramid head
79. "One does not simply walk into Oblivion"
80. Old Age
81. Meeting Sauron
82. Getting hanged while on Fire
83. Being Invisible
84. Getting owned by a Necromancer
85. Falling down a Chasm
86. Impaling yourself
87. Walking onto a closing Bridge
88. Getting crushed by Boulders
89. Flashing
90. Working in the Sewers
91. Prison Beatings
92. Mistreating your Servant
93. Being of Low-Birth
94. Being mistaken for a Bandit
95. Tripping over a Zombie
96. Meeting Mankar Camoran
97. Using the Mania Smith
98. Drowning in Sewage
99. Being Murdered
100. Being blamed for the Emperor's Death 
Развлечения
There are some vintage memes in here
Getting hit in the weak point for massive damage.
There are some vintage comments here
#49 "Stay put, prisoner."
LOL
"stay put prisoner" LOL
Hahaha that was the best :D
yeah, right after he kills you.
😂😂😂
Good ole barus
Well You'll definitely stay put
I'm so glad to see these comments and realize this video was such a fun snippet of everyone's childhoods like it was mine. Thought about this video for the first time in forever and wanted to look back at it.
Wow, nostalgia does bite hard and not only me, it seems. Funny, I've just remembered "hey, there used to be that funny Chuck Norris video in Oblivion" and damn, it's still here. Cheers.
"one does not simply walk into oblivion". best line in oblivion ever.
Too bad they didn't have Martin say that line, considering who voiced him.
***** beautiful.
@@heresy8384 si
#9 Being ugly
*randomly gets punched in the face*
RUclips history right here
I remember watching this as a kid before I even really knew what oblivion or video games as a whole were, and god damn did I have some crazy ideas trying to make this make sense.
I miss having that unfettered imagination, everything makes too much sense now.
failing at acrobatics is still my favorite one here. Love coming back to this vid every now and then
Ah acrobatics...i miss doing heavy armored chars that jump around like creazy
+Pelinal Whitestrake If you're referring to Skyrim lacking those mechanics, then there's always mods for you ;)
LInk me...NOW ( he he link...get it...he he (gets shot ) )
Pelinal Whitestrake I don't know any links; I'm just saying that there's probably a mod for it out there. Skyrim Nexus is a good place to start.
thats why i asked becuase i havent found an acrobatic mod on nexus that felt like oblivion...
3:25 Somewhere there's an npc who fought mudcrabs that are more fearsome then you.
LikaPyramid Deserves more likes...
LikaPyramid S
Afterr nearly 8 years I still love this video.
Also: thank you, thants to this video I was able to discover one of my now favorite tracks.
*Kills you*
"Now stay put prisoner". lol
It has been 13 years. And youtube has decided to recommend me this video again after so long.
I love Oblivion.
same
+michael nardn This is the first ever video I watched
I miss the old youtube
We all do.
Spontaneously remembered this video cause I reinstalled Oblivion again. Glad it's still here.
Still playing Oblivion in 2016^^
bevi lex same
Damn, you're everywhere.
Hi
Hey, you too, it seems. ;)
Same. I'm almost done playing through the game.
I just reinstalled it too >_>
The nostalgia is real.
JazzMan I know right
Prisoner! Get over by the window! *kills him and makes him go ragdoll* Now stay put! I died at that part!
Stay put prisoner.
Probably the funniest moment in the video. XD
Let me see your face.
You are the one from my dreams.
**dead on the floor**
Can't wait to see this back in my recommended in 20 years due to the youtube algorithm
Back when I was a kid, I used to laugh uncontrollably with 3:14 Im glad that I still do.
The legendary 2008.. 😂
picture this, its 2008, just gotten hom from primary school and your love of oblivion content gets this into your reccomended. never gonna forget watching this for the first time.
Classic video, always coming back. Good job
Prisoner, get over by the window! *Kills Prisoner* Now stay put. lol that killed me so hard
"hey get over by the window" *kills the man* "stay put"
Great video, and I LOVE the music!
Being Chuck Norris
5 seconds later: No, wait...
xD
0:44 being ugly.. Best part
I remember watching this as a kid and being so jealous about mods back then.
must've watched over 200 times in my years of playing oblivion.
Good times, good times.
I just remembered about this video suddenly and I'm glad to see it still exists.
After originally watching this video from 2009 I finally get the "MASSIVE DAMAGE" joke with the mudcrab. Well done sir, well done.
This is actually the video that got me into Oblivion way back in 2010.
Here I am, now 300+ hours later
Christopher Valenze 3000*
101 being Lucien lachance
Probably the best 100 ways to die video I've ever seen, I congratulate this man
If anything more than complete awesomeness, this video is ultimate nostalgia for anyone who has watched this before years ago. Still love it to this day :)
I love this video and the memories of the year where everyone played halo 3 custom games
I legit haven't seen this video in at least a decade. I still remember a lot of these but forgot many of them too. I remember thinking this was absolutely hilarious back in the day and still is to this day in 2020!
Nice job. Thanks for sharing it.
Funny stuff; very nostalgic. Hope you’re doing well all these years later mate.
Stay put, prisoner.
LOL I'm playing oblivion right now :)
I am playing it too i love it dont know how often i played the story again and again..... But to the vid the most of them are mods
Simon Ackermann yea but theres just one thing where you dont need mods for and thats decorating your player home, all the possibilities it's awesome! check out my vid !
+Pink Sheep '06*.
He yeah oblivion is a great game hah
same
The nostalgia from coming across this again 11 years later... God it hurts. Still to date prob my most fav video on Oblivion to date, too.
2021.
Still a classic RUclips video; low-res and all.
Back in the Skyrim craze i remember looking up "100 Ways to die in Skyrim" mans1ayers video on it was hilarious, then remembering Oblivion i found this.. both are brilliant hilarious videos!
I still remember watching this video back in 2010, when I was around 10-11 years old. Holy shit. It was the first time I saw something related to Elder Scrolls.
Time goes so fast.
V. Everton ikr
I love that on #49, right after the Blade killed you he said "Stay put" as if'd you'd go anywhere. XD
Murulo was my childhood nostalgia.
It’s so weird to me that only a handful of the oblivion community have also shared the same experience but don’t remember who he is
oh, i'd watched this back on 2008, and this still makes me laught, god bless you morulo.
this is the first video i have seen without a thumb down, nice ;D
This video is just LEGENDARY!
"Stay put prisoner" *is dead on the floor... O.o
The nostalgia! - of watching 100 Ways to Die in Oblivion ...
Drinking Game: Take a sip for every entry in this video that begins with "Being...".
this video brings back so many memories
Man, I don´t remeber Cyrodiil being such a dangerous place xD
Soulless3o0 Or Skyrim. Or Solstheim. Or etc.
holy shit the slapstick in this video is unreal. Not only are the deaths themselves hilarious but the manipulation of the game's physics, Getting smacked across the room and such, is an absolute riot.
This video was really ahead of its time
lol #49. Stay put. Where's he gonna go?
omg i thought the same thing!
Wow 2008...... Was a better time, I remember when this first came out and everyone was posting on it on forums
I come back to this vid every year
Good health, Murulo. Wherever you are.
"stay put prisoner" XD lolololol
i think oblivion is better than skyrim...
Laughes everytime
definitely, imagine if skyrim was from early 2006 and oblivion from late 2011, nuff said.
LikaPyramid yeah, but unlike skyrim it takes forever to level up.
Simon the delicious cookie Pretty much. Almost 400 hours, I still haven't reached being a master at restoration.
Simon the delicious cookie my charachter has almost mastered every skill accept for alchemy and another one cant quite rmemebr wich one but almost everythings full but i've spend more then 1500 hours in my ''High'' Elf, check out my video if you like!
These were all original. Great video, still watching 8 years later in 2017.
By the Nine Divines, I remember watching this before I make a RUclips account. Now that I have one, I'll keep liking this video until the empire runs out of guards
8:10 that was a bit overkill
Stay put, prisoner hahahahahahahaha
1:44 the *OH!* followed by with the sheathing sound of the swords looked like your character was going to say *OH SHHHHHIT!* lol
I never go a year without coming back to this video eventually it appears in my recommended haha
Can't beat the classics
Still watching XD
Still one of my favorite Oblivion videos of all time
This never gets old.
How the SHIT do you summon Mehrunes Dagon?!
in his description he used console commands
lol @ being ugly
This brings back sweet sweet nostalgia.
A priceless video when I was a kid, now a wholesome nostalgia trip
Excuse me, I like Linkin Park haha:D
HAHahah too much HDR :D
***** That made me laugh a lot.
I love how youtube vids from this era have little credit sequences at the end it's very cute
Five years later and this video is still good.
Any else think that they should remaster oblivian just like they did skyrim
Linkin Park is cool!
yeah I agree its the best band in the universe
hahahahahahahahahah
This was Perfect
More than a decade old and still one of my favorites videos.
Oblivion is more than a decade and a half old, and still my #1 favorite video game of all time.
Here's some new editions:
101. Having sexual fantasies about JonTron.
102. Meeting Harambe the Gorilla.
103. Twerking.
104. Being An Isis Member.
105. Failing At Disco Dancing.
I learned that one does not simply walk into Oblivion the hard way, trying to save Kvatch.
Damn I found an ancient youtube video, this is so nostalgic
Still one of the funniest videos I've seen!
Failing to entertain was the funnies but again i didnt finish the vid let me get back to it n u just earned a like
Time to watch it again.
How do you make that physicks trick? i know its the console but how, also tell me how you do to make the bodys fly when you kill them please
i love this video
THE NOSTALGIA. I remember this video cracking me up as a teenager.
still one of my favorite vids here,still makes me laugh so hard x)
@SNSimone15 I was referring to the Chuck Norris one in my first line, hence my use of "also" afterward.
So cool! I have oblivion so I just have to try some of these out!
just came up among my recommended and just, wow...14 years ago
cant believe this only has a million views, should have loads more.