Debunking Joaquin Phoenix's Speech- Tim Dillon Show Ep.187

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @asdqwe4427
    @asdqwe4427 4 года назад +1584

    "Nobody has these revelations when they are broke" that's so fucking true

    • @keewarky
      @keewarky 3 года назад +34

      word, couldn't agree more

    • @Gorlami90
      @Gorlami90 3 года назад +4

      Nah it’s the opposite

    • @SobeCrunkMonster
      @SobeCrunkMonster 3 года назад +3

      @Free living wrong

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 3 года назад +7

      God yes. Even getting invited to the party is a big deal. Then winning is what every one of them prayed for. They want the award. They want the attention. And that's about it.

    • @dowhatiwantc7637
      @dowhatiwantc7637 2 года назад +4

      @@edp3202 I like music but I’m just praying for money

  • @vanjazaimovic
    @vanjazaimovic Месяц назад +75

    This is what got you a part in Joker 2, Tim.

  • @Walrus286
    @Walrus286 4 года назад +1263

    Tim Dillon is a voice for the voiceless

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 3 года назад +22

      You’re a nazi suspended!!!

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 3 года назад +3

      @@swim_ad Maybe you should go find meaning in you life.

    • @swim_ad
      @swim_ad 3 года назад +4

      @@krikeydial3430 Maybe "you" right.

    • @ANTIStraussian
      @ANTIStraussian 3 года назад +10

      If you gave Tim the choice to be billionaire Hollywood guy he would say yes immediately

    • @kindadecent9754
      @kindadecent9754 2 года назад +10

      @@ANTIStraussian and he’s honest about that lol

  • @igresthedarkknight1837
    @igresthedarkknight1837 Месяц назад +34

    when I saw tim talking to Joaquin in the movie I lost my shit, I immediately remembered this clip

  • @garretthoward6773
    @garretthoward6773 Месяц назад +29

    Isn't it wild that Tim is in the new Joker movie and is right there next to Joaquin in several scenes.

  • @oscartorres6630
    @oscartorres6630 4 года назад +1761

    Tim Dillon has quickly become my favorite podcaster and comedian. I love the blend of smart and wild.

    • @lavielemond
      @lavielemond 4 года назад +13

      Same, mate...I'm McLovin' both Tim & Jimmy Dore these days, each of them I discovered via Joe Rogan...& because Tim's gay, he can say, & get away with so much more than my straight, white arse can...

    • @rryan01
      @rryan01 4 года назад +1

      Yep 😂👍🏻

    • @musicloverkathy
      @musicloverkathy 4 года назад +1

      Outrageous times call for outrageous voices. I love his real estate stuff.

    • @musicloverkathy
      @musicloverkathy 4 года назад +4

      @@lavielemond Watching Jimmy Dore see the MM stuff on Rogan is double hilarious.

    • @aasenda5395
      @aasenda5395 4 года назад

      That's New York , baby

  • @darthrevan6
    @darthrevan6 4 года назад +1580

    Tim Dillon is my drunk voice.

    • @doncan2007
      @doncan2007 4 года назад +12

      Hahaha same

    • @thepeter3116
      @thepeter3116 4 года назад +25

      Tim Dillon is what i assumed my drunk voice sounded like.

    • @musicloverkathy
      @musicloverkathy 4 года назад +1

      @@thepeter3116 Do you guys get laid a lot?

    • @SRFWGTN
      @SRFWGTN 4 года назад +4

      @@musicloverkathy you dirty girl

    • @CoachCalledRizz
      @CoachCalledRizz 3 года назад +2

      No its not 🤣

  • @protoman1214
    @protoman1214 3 года назад +438

    F'n brilliant man. Shit reminds me of the "trustfund hippies" I met in college. Bunch of insanely privileged kids who were all super woke and liberal, denouncing the evils of capitalism while blissfully ignoring the only reason they have the luxury of denouncing material things is that they never lacked anything their whole lives.

    • @IvantheVegan
      @IvantheVegan 3 года назад +6

      Who knew eating cheap food like rice, pasta, beans and banana's is a privilege. But you know what is privileged being born in the west and eating expensive meat whilst children in die from starvation everyday in poor countries. To feed your meat farmers from rich countries buy grains from poor countries with starving children so all you western privileged assholes can enjoy tasty foods. Who is now a" insanely privileged" it seems animal products are a luxury! Your hole line of reasoning is flawed. 🕳️🕳️

    • @protoman1214
      @protoman1214 3 года назад +43

      @@IvantheVegan Are you ok? I didn't say a damn thing about vegans. You assume these kids I'm talking about are vegan.
      They were from insanely wealthy families....their diet doesn't have shit to do with that.
      Don't make any assumptions about me either, you don't know me.
      Its pretty clear from your comment, handle and channel that your world view revolves around veganism and that's a silly way to frame everything.
      Being a vegan is a privilege....I guarantee you those poor kids you talk about will eat anything that comes their way, meat or otherwise. The fact you can choose to only eat vegan is a big sign of your own privilege! Don't throw stones in glass houses bud.
      Tell the Inuits and all the island tribes who survive off marine animals and don't have the luxury of shopping for veggies at a nice grocery store that they are privileged for surviving off poor animals.
      Oh and btw, being vegan isn't a personality trait. Have a nice day.

    • @andLarso
      @andLarso 3 года назад +24

      Basically all of the hipsters that started invading Brooklyn in the 2000’s, that dressed like cobblers from the early 1900’s and carried around typewriters and lived in $3000/month apts paid for by mommy and daddy

    • @IvantheVegan
      @IvantheVegan 3 года назад

      @@andLarso didn't even know the existence of these people but hey life is unfair. However joaquin phoenix was a kid actor his whole family is the acting/ music art time it's in the family. He is a pretty down to earth guy I have friends that meet him

    • @IvantheVegan
      @IvantheVegan 3 года назад +1

      @@protoman1214 didn't know that you are an inuit or lived on an island? Bud you don't know me either, making many assumptions. My world is more then being vegan. You might wanna read some books, being vegan is doable even when your dead poor. Those poor kids will sure eat all the bread and grain they can get. But they can't because people want to go to a shop in Privileged counties to buy meat. Animal agriculture is a highly inefficient process that requires more resources than plant diets. There is enough plant based food to feed the whole planet. But no you and the Rest of the western privileges world want to give bullshit justifications for buying meat in a shop. Eating pasta and bread and banana's is not a privilege in the western countries. You accuse me of things that you then commit yourself. A bit hypocritical don't you think?

  • @graham6132
    @graham6132 4 года назад +511

    What Dillon doesn't realize is that Joaquin was actually going for the Guinness World Record for most consecutive cliches in an acceptance speech . . .

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 3 года назад +5

      You’re a nazi suspended!!!

    • @dontcare7086
      @dontcare7086 2 года назад +13

      My favorite part is he probably drinks almond milk instead of cows milk which is literally a thousand times worse for the environment.

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 11 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah, but you know you'd go to the source for it if it were socially acceptable, straight from the almonds teat

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 4 года назад +527

    Why? Because you pretended to be the joker?

    • @missmaguii
      @missmaguii 4 года назад +9

      LOL

    • @musicloverkathy
      @musicloverkathy 4 года назад +4

      Only murderers get HBO shows.

    • @skibooski6884
      @skibooski6884 3 года назад +1

      @@musicloverkathy the harruh

    • @scottwall8419
      @scottwall8419 3 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure he wrote the speech as he played the joker character. That's why it's so fucked up

    • @CJVS995
      @CJVS995 8 месяцев назад +1

      At least we got to see a Robert de niro play a kimmel knock off get blasted. Only good thing about the film.

  • @iansmith8783
    @iansmith8783 4 года назад +804

    “Because it gets in the way of a book they’re writing”. This guy is off the chain 😂

    • @Ggbbaytt
      @Ggbbaytt 4 года назад +25

      But it's true. So true.

    • @walterbryant
      @walterbryant 4 года назад +13

      I almost spit out my drink. I barely choked it down. I had to pause the video for a minute to calm down from laughing.

    • @musicloverkathy
      @musicloverkathy 4 года назад +3

      @@walterbryant I've lost a lot of coffee this way

    • @crackthecode1578
      @crackthecode1578 3 года назад +5

      The best line of this monologue by far

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 3 года назад +22

      It's true though. Babies are taken as inconveniences that you have the RIGHT to kill. But be VERY GUILTY about milk in your coffee because that was FORCIBLY STOLEN from some stupid cow.

  • @iwazhear77
    @iwazhear77 4 года назад +513

    Remember when they booed Michael Moore, who had just won an oscar for a political documentary, because he criticized the Iraq War?

    • @Collateral0
      @Collateral0 4 года назад +139

      then michael moore became exactly what hollywood is now

    • @michaelvilla7846
      @michaelvilla7846 4 года назад +97

      Lol this guy would make movies about corporations, Yet his documentary is produced by a corporation, and he makes millions of dollars off of them, and he probably finds ways to pay as little in taxes off of his profits as possible. Michael Moore is literally a walking contradiction.

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 3 года назад +54

      @@michaelvilla7846 A waddling contradiction: overeats til he can't walk properly and complains about over consumption.

    • @0vermars520
      @0vermars520 3 года назад +1

      What a crazy time

    • @lanesniffin730
      @lanesniffin730 3 года назад +3

      Remember when micheal moore wasnt morbidly obese, neither do I

  • @893loses
    @893loses 4 года назад +640

    joaquin obviously beat tim out for a hot dog commercial when he was a child actor

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 3 года назад +4

      You’re a nazi!!! Suspended!!

    • @bradlfsh
      @bradlfsh 3 года назад +2

      Na he went to easy on him lol

    • @hmr2845
      @hmr2845 3 года назад

      Tim needs to let these things go. Grow up tim

    • @BlueisNotaWarmColour
      @BlueisNotaWarmColour 2 года назад +5

      @@hmr2845 dude is literally a comedy podcaster

  • @theninjararar
    @theninjararar 4 года назад +202

    "I'm so full of gratitude to be on this stage right now, and I don't feel elevated above any of my fellow nominees, except in the literal sense"

    • @invisibot6602
      @invisibot6602 4 года назад +17

      Lmao you're literally on a raised stage after winning an award. You're undeniably elevated.

    • @WhyArentYouVegan
      @WhyArentYouVegan 4 года назад +1

      Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating.
      Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach.
      facebook.com/james.purcell.336/posts/10101942411235059?__cft__[0]=AZUlRCrwQgi4gO3UMHFJw3OuwJ_h_b9_Vf7g5PEk9w60w8NwJCRUV09O-zuJbiKv0WEgSmEU59x14Ko90qd_cPbkTz3bAI2TYcR_0QDml09bLeQyOYpgSVEunu9_TAOBihYEharf_h7xdU1r9yyyB6Hq&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R

    • @Anthonydanells
      @Anthonydanells 3 года назад

      @@WhyArentYouVegan i had to witness the gutting of a deer a family member hunted at a young age, i know to treat animals with care and love, and if required, to be merciful and put an animal out of mercy however i do not hunt. And i make sure i never waste any meat and be greatful that it lived a good life and that i have it as an option. Kills me when theirs waste because then the animal died for nothing, but i balance my nutrition and have more vegetables along with my meat and starch.

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 года назад +1

      Yeah that attitude is really annoying I would prefer it if he went up there like a rapper and started bragging I'd be like phuc yea you deserve that shit

    • @Digital_PeterGriffin
      @Digital_PeterGriffin 3 года назад +1

      @@WhyArentYouVegan Cus animals are delicious my man. Eating a chicken sandwich with pickles and a little bit of Mayo; damn good. You oughta give it a try. I don’t give a single fuck about animals, I do not. The only time I pay them mind is when my teeth are tearing up their flesh

  • @robonthecob6920
    @robonthecob6920 Месяц назад +16

    This rant just got a lot funnier

  • @jason5265
    @jason5265 4 года назад +483

    Joaquin Phoenix pretends to be other people for a living. Therefore, he’s an expert on injustice

    • @baybuhmoose
      @baybuhmoose 4 года назад +8

      @@marioferreira7605 yeah those poor voiceless people

    • @GRAFFDEMON
      @GRAFFDEMON 3 года назад +1

      You can know two things.

    • @jason5265
      @jason5265 3 года назад

      @@GRAFFDEMON you can’t though

    • @GRAFFDEMON
      @GRAFFDEMON 3 года назад

      @@jason5265 You can

    • @jason5265
      @jason5265 3 года назад +1

      @@GRAFFDEMON I know I can. Dummies like you however cannot

  • @DrAmorphos
    @DrAmorphos 4 года назад +283

    “Man did the wrong brother bite it”...this man is a genius! 😂😂😂

  • @dominicjamescunneen1740
    @dominicjamescunneen1740 Месяц назад +21

    Here after the cameo

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 4 года назад +301

    Rogan, please get him on once a month.

    • @musicloverkathy
      @musicloverkathy 4 года назад +8

      I've seen him on Rogan and he's very intelligent and serious.

    • @CRP7000
      @CRP7000 4 года назад +1

      Logan, please get this guy & replace George Janko

    • @thomascondry6716
      @thomascondry6716 4 года назад +1

      AT LEAST!

    • @arceyes
      @arceyes 4 года назад +5

      Yes Tim needs to have a regular spot on Rogan

    • @strawberryblondemilk7249
      @strawberryblondemilk7249 3 года назад +3

      Anybody feel tho that at times tims comedy goes right over joes head

  • @matthewmatthew3955
    @matthewmatthew3955 Год назад +26

    Tims ability to be hilarious off the cuff in rants bordering manic episodes are literally a demonstration of genius.

  • @willig22
    @willig22 4 года назад +98

    After Tim said “the wrong brother died” I now Have a better understanding of Joaquin’s connection to his role in Walk the Line.

    • @jghbi7682
      @jghbi7682 3 года назад +11

      "Wrong Kid Died!"

    • @jghbi7682
      @jghbi7682 3 года назад +8

      @Rolando Mota woosh

    • @willig22
      @willig22 3 года назад

      @Rolando Mota exactly

  • @calebwinfield1403
    @calebwinfield1403 4 года назад +94

    "There's many great women that are very smart in this country.
    I'm gonna name 5"
    Fucking got me

    • @rageagaintstheNWO
      @rageagaintstheNWO 3 года назад +9

      Only names 2 :))

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 6 месяцев назад +3

      3. Caitlyn Jenner

    • @WeeFreeMan78
      @WeeFreeMan78 Месяц назад

      Yeah, so many that we have to put a dude in the list with them to boost their numbers....

  • @michaelnorris2765
    @michaelnorris2765 4 года назад +324

    Joaquin Phoenix to baby cows: AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!?!?

    • @OpiumMonkey
      @OpiumMonkey 4 года назад

      hahahaa

    • @douggoldwater1734
      @douggoldwater1734 4 года назад +13

      Baby cow- "MOOOOO"
      Joaquin- "Are you booing me?"
      Cow- "MOOOOO"
      "Fuck you, baby cow, what a privileged little asshole"

    • @Buonocore49
      @Buonocore49 4 года назад +1

      Holy shit

    • @WhyArentYouVegan
      @WhyArentYouVegan 4 года назад +5

      Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating.
      Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach.
      facebook.com/james.purcell.336/posts/10101942411235059?__cft__[0]=AZUlRCrwQgi4gO3UMHFJw3OuwJ_h_b9_Vf7g5PEk9w60w8NwJCRUV09O-zuJbiKv0WEgSmEU59x14Ko90qd_cPbkTz3bAI2TYcR_0QDml09bLeQyOYpgSVEunu9_TAOBihYEharf_h7xdU1r9yyyB6Hq&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R

    • @nohmehari947
      @nohmehari947 3 года назад +2

      @@WhyArentYouVegan Keto for life 💪🏾

  • @SonnyFrisco
    @SonnyFrisco Месяц назад +13

    Cut to Tim in Joker 2

  • @kristen21023
    @kristen21023 3 года назад +247

    I'd watch every single stupid pointless award show, if this guy was the host.

    • @WeezaY5000
      @WeezaY5000 3 года назад +8

      They would drag Timmy D off the stage in less than 5 minutes.

    • @snarf2400
      @snarf2400 2 года назад +5

      We got Ricky at least, he was just as great

  • @jeffreykamberos7524
    @jeffreykamberos7524 3 года назад +150

    "When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite." - Russell Brand

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 2 года назад +12

      At least Brand didn't have to get rich to come to his conclusion.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 года назад +13

      I'm not sure who "they" are in this context, but no one (in America at least) knew who Brand was before he was rich. He went from being a hack standup comedian to having the same psychedelic awakening in his 40s that I had when I was 17. Since then, he's been on and off as a social media personality. I will never understand why he is a big deal to anyone. He's never said anything original or particularly eloquent. I do remember how over-the-top and pretentious his comedy was.

    • @edgaraf9411
      @edgaraf9411 2 года назад +1

      @@mrscruffles801 many people don't have to. More insecureness from people who are just out to get the rich and not try to change anything

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 2 года назад

      @@edgaraf9411 Self-righteous Hollywood libs have to. But go ahead, fly your jet all over as you lecture us about our "carbon footprint" or whatever the fuck.

    • @reasonablyserious
      @reasonablyserious 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, because complaining isn't helping anyone in most cases.

  • @lynxharpthorn7764
    @lynxharpthorn7764 4 года назад +35

    Every once in a while I come back to this rant. It's so good.

  • @vincentvandervelden3554
    @vincentvandervelden3554 4 года назад +546

    The cows are voiceless

    • @stoicsavage509
      @stoicsavage509 4 года назад +53

      Moooooooooo

    • @vasyan123
      @vasyan123 4 года назад +91

      Then explain all those Amy Schumer
      "comedy" specials on Netflix.

    • @timdavis74
      @timdavis74 4 года назад +5

      i moooo at all the cows i see they never moooo back

    • @seanoreilly1832
      @seanoreilly1832 4 года назад +7

      And delicious

    • @WhyArentYouVegan
      @WhyArentYouVegan 4 года назад +16

      Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating.
      Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach.
      facebook.com/james.purcell.336/posts/10101942411235059?__cft__[0]=AZUlRCrwQgi4gO3UMHFJw3OuwJ_h_b9_Vf7g5PEk9w60w8NwJCRUV09O-zuJbiKv0WEgSmEU59x14Ko90qd_cPbkTz3bAI2TYcR_0QDml09bLeQyOYpgSVEunu9_TAOBihYEharf_h7xdU1r9yyyB6Hq&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R

  • @TheKozmoz
    @TheKozmoz Месяц назад +10

    Watching this after Joker 2

  • @wibbletthewobblet9558
    @wibbletthewobblet9558 Месяц назад +12

    Who else is here after watching Joker 2?

  • @christopherprescott9110
    @christopherprescott9110 2 года назад +14

    Rush Limbaugh, tenderly caressing the child: “What should we name him?”
    Jiminy Glick, beaming: “I like… Tim.”

  • @ivojonkers4539
    @ivojonkers4539 Месяц назад +11

    Just saw Joker 2, Joaquin apparently can take a joke

  • @AK-wg2bi
    @AK-wg2bi Месяц назад +4

    Watching this after Tim Dillon praised Joaquin on Bad Friends after working with him on a movie

  • @andredaoud9562
    @andredaoud9562 4 года назад +162

    Tim dillon deserves 10 million subs, YES OR YES!!!

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 3 года назад +2

      You’re a nazi suspended!!!!

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @Oatmilkplease
      @Oatmilkplease 3 года назад

      Tim Dillon is a fat sack of lard

  • @m.a6416
    @m.a6416 3 года назад +18

    actors sometimes forget they are essentially jesters

  • @alightthatnevergoesout
    @alightthatnevergoesout 3 года назад +19

    I’m crying of laughter whilst still acknowledging the fantastic points made. i love this man

  • @griffinh21
    @griffinh21 3 года назад +96

    Best acceptance speech of all time
    Joe Pesci: "Thank you"

    • @WeezaY5000
      @WeezaY5000 3 года назад +5

      Also Alfred Hitchcock for his freakin' lifetime achievement award!!! Legend.

    • @Suave121
      @Suave121 2 года назад +5

      How about Marlon Brando not even showing up, and bringing a banging looking Native American women to accept the award, and actually give a voice to the voiceless ? Legendary

    • @BlueisNotaWarmColour
      @BlueisNotaWarmColour 2 года назад +1

      @@Suave121 she was hot

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 года назад +8

      @@Suave121 pure cringe, still made fun of to this day

    • @otmossampacado1550
      @otmossampacado1550 2 года назад

      Mr bean

  • @travisseitrich2869
    @travisseitrich2869 4 года назад +64

    I keep hearing about Joaquin Phoenix. I'll have to visit when I go to Arizona

  • @hashtag3650
    @hashtag3650 22 дня назад +5

    This is why he was cast in Joker 2. For 4 years Joaquin waited to get his revenge and make him part of the worst movie ever made.

    • @oziboni
      @oziboni 6 дней назад

      😂😂

  • @cbbxvcjkb7877
    @cbbxvcjkb7877 Месяц назад +7

    They made joker 2 just to get revenge on tim

  • @zachdragon266
    @zachdragon266 3 года назад +25

    These celebrities clearly didn’t understand Ricky Gervais 2020 golden globes monologue...

  • @PrinceElfman
    @PrinceElfman 4 года назад +36

    "I don't feel elevated"
    "How not?"
    Lollll

  • @Piratestarburst
    @Piratestarburst 4 года назад +52

    So glad this dude was on Joe Rogan Podcast with Al Jones. Didnt know of him before..Funny as f$#k . Shout out from Australia

    • @mutanttugboat9266
      @mutanttugboat9266 4 года назад +6

      That's where I first heard of him too. Every podcast with Alex is a blast to watch and when I saw Tim hanging in there with the knowledge I instantly thought of him as a cool dude haha.

    • @Piratestarburst
      @Piratestarburst 3 года назад +3

      @@mutanttugboat9266 Tim Dillon is a funny bastard 👌

    • @mutanttugboat9266
      @mutanttugboat9266 3 года назад +1

      @@Piratestarburst yeah he is

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 3 года назад

      I've never heard Alex Jones called Al before. Lol.

    • @dowhatiwantc7637
      @dowhatiwantc7637 2 года назад

      @@MrEazyE357 I was confused at first lol

  • @XxhimynameiscynxX
    @XxhimynameiscynxX 4 года назад +117

    "You got to murder someone these days to get a show." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @musicloverkathy
      @musicloverkathy 4 года назад +7

      And do it in a small town. On Oxycontin.

  • @dlebs
    @dlebs 4 года назад +37

    That Chelsea Handler bit is perfection..

    • @packman4664
      @packman4664 3 года назад

      Lol yes that one really sticks out! Perfect takedown

    • @danieltorres5778
      @danieltorres5778 3 года назад +4

      @@charlesswitzer8378 Wait she use to be funny?

  • @jackjohnson7613
    @jackjohnson7613 4 года назад +34

    When he said “one direction” I lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @bradent4721
    @bradent4721 Месяц назад +10

    Who's here after the joker told Tim he hopes he gets cancer?

  • @seljanka4460
    @seljanka4460 4 года назад +30

    Lost it at "One Direction"

  • @scotthall3040
    @scotthall3040 4 года назад +57

    Lmaoo he's so right. These celebrities and athletes speak like I give a fuk about what they have to say cuz they made a movie about fake stuff or buddy scored a goal in a soccer game. Ahh shaddaapp

    • @getouttahere8774
      @getouttahere8774 3 года назад +5

      Ok Billie Burr

    • @LUCCI_25
      @LUCCI_25 2 года назад

      Do some research on phoenix dumb fuck he actually does shit and care

  • @hughkwan9681
    @hughkwan9681 3 года назад +8

    when ben giggles under his breath over tim's stern straight face while ranting, ben is mirroring the rest of us listening

  • @eisenwerks6388
    @eisenwerks6388 4 года назад +110

    I like how the rich actor boi puts indigenous rights next to animal rights. The Joaquins Burden is nearly too heavy to bear, thank god he can find some day laborers at home depot for 7 bucks an hour to help carry it.

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 4 года назад

      Hahaha yikes

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 4 года назад

      @Brandon B I've heard the same.

    • @K0sm1cKid
      @K0sm1cKid 4 года назад +8

      @Jaxy Jay it's not though. Fossil fuels contribute waaaay way more to climate change. A large percentage of power/electricity on earth is generated from gasoline and coal. Wind and solar power has never powered a city by itself, it is always aided by gas, nucleur, natural gas, hydroelectric, etc.
      Most who quote meats impact on climate change are quoting a vegan documentary that used activist research. Said research claimed that cow RESPIRATION contributed to climate change. It has been thoroughly debunked. Those stats also include truck/plane/train shipping for meat products, which would be present if all of our food was vegetables as well. There's also research that suggests landfills have more to do with methane production than cows do. Research is overwhelmingly against the theory that the meat industry significantly contributes to climate change when compared to larger contributors. I have been told by militant vegans "that's just the meat lobby" as if the fossil fuel lobby doesn't hold as much or more power. 🤦‍♂️

    • @douggoldwater1734
      @douggoldwater1734 4 года назад +8

      @Jaxy Jay This is true, but understand that these environmental activists want to literally genocide cows so that they stop emitting methane and carbon from their farts and need less food, which uses lots of farmland and produces lots of energy. If you want to make the argument that fewer cows are better for the environment, fine, but don't claim to do it based on your love of cows when you actually want to be the Hitler of cow farms

    • @WhyArentYouVegan
      @WhyArentYouVegan 4 года назад +4

      Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating.
      Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach.
      facebook.com/james.purcell.336/posts/10101942411235059?__cft__[0]=AZUlRCrwQgi4gO3UMHFJw3OuwJ_h_b9_Vf7g5PEk9w60w8NwJCRUV09O-zuJbiKv0WEgSmEU59x14Ko90qd_cPbkTz3bAI2TYcR_0QDml09bLeQyOYpgSVEunu9_TAOBihYEharf_h7xdU1r9yyyB6Hq&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R

  • @juevosrantsyoutube
    @juevosrantsyoutube 3 месяца назад +8

    if he's in joker 2 , this will be so ironic lol

    • @44utuber
      @44utuber 20 дней назад

      Bro😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉

  • @odinsmeadhorn196
    @odinsmeadhorn196 4 года назад +18

    Tim Dillon is America.

  • @drdeadbeat1604
    @drdeadbeat1604 3 года назад +24

    He needs to deliver this rant on top of a burning police car

  • @CardinalGator
    @CardinalGator 2 года назад +8

    Love Ben’s reaction at 13:40. Perfect mix of thinking Tim is hilarious while being horrified of what he’s saying

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop 7 месяцев назад +2

    “Now that I’m done a amassing the money with selfishness, I’ve decided to be a great person”
    This single quote describes nearly all of Hollywood

  • @thebailey67
    @thebailey67 3 года назад +59

    Tim D is slowly destroying all the “woke” folks. He is a legend at last someone who says what’s on his mind.

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman Год назад

      He would hate your comment, but he isnt a loser like me degrading myself in replying to your dumb ãzz.
      'at last someone who says what’s on his mind' is probably the most used sentence by generic identity ball-less cowards who point to someone else to ....ahhhh never mind. pay me you leech for continuation of the lesson.

  • @caddyshack68
    @caddyshack68 Месяц назад +4

    I forgot he went on this rant. It’s amazing he got a role in the sequel given the comments expressed here lol.

  • @TheMusicmak3r
    @TheMusicmak3r 8 месяцев назад +3

    Thanks Tim for being there 2020
    If I wasn’t laughing I’d be crying!
    3/14/24

    • @Tunerfreak407
      @Tunerfreak407 Месяц назад

      Unfortunately he’s lost alot of what made him funny.

    • @TheMusicmak3r
      @TheMusicmak3r Месяц назад

      @@Tunerfreak407 lol

  • @DtothePtotheG
    @DtothePtotheG 4 года назад +77

    Holy shit, this guy is hilarious!!!! 🤣

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 3 года назад +2

      You’re a nazi suspended!!

  • @anonymousconflict2881
    @anonymousconflict2881 3 года назад +40

    This man is a comedic god 😂 discovered him from the Lex podcast and I’m in the wormhole now.

  • @brandname6
    @brandname6 4 года назад +12

    Tim Dillon killed it as a joker making fun of the joker, amazin

  • @Keyser___Soze
    @Keyser___Soze 3 года назад +4

    Oof that jab at the end saying the wrong bother died, that was savage

  • @kayvonweinstein8965
    @kayvonweinstein8965 22 дня назад +3

    Joaquin saw this clip and told Todd Philips to hire Tim Dillon for the second one

  • @TheWalkingDavid
    @TheWalkingDavid 3 года назад +11

    You never see a bear walk up to a podium and say, “I am a voice for the voiceless.”

  • @Zombikilla10789
    @Zombikilla10789 3 года назад +7

    I was trying to watch this video while working out and I kept busting out laughing during bench press, this guy is a wild card

  • @od9694
    @od9694 2 года назад +6

    As the speech went on it became clear the "voiceless" was animals which are quite literally voiceless

  • @huntergatherer8972
    @huntergatherer8972 4 года назад +7

    'And we decide who is the voiceless'
    Brillaint

  • @otb1760
    @otb1760 Месяц назад +7

    whos back here after his scene in Joker 2 + subsequent tirade on how horrible that movie was hahaha

  • @caddyshack68
    @caddyshack68 Месяц назад +2

    We’re at our best when Tim Dillon has 10 houses and a series on Netflix and HBO.

  • @sahalanimation
    @sahalanimation 3 года назад +15

    finally someone puts my feelings into word, this is exactly why i'm cringing so hard when i watch that acceptance speech for the first time.

  • @jayglamx3
    @jayglamx3 3 года назад +5

    The "One Direction" interjection made me LOL. He's so stupid I LOVE HIM 🤣

  • @namakubi7728
    @namakubi7728 3 года назад +7

    I remember being constipated before hearing Joaquins speech. He helped me with a problem.

  • @BlueisNotaWarmColour
    @BlueisNotaWarmColour 2 года назад +6

    The lady throwing her baby against the wall at Cedar Sinai because she's working on a book is truly poetic

  • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
    @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 года назад +4

    TL;DR - I’m a very humble man, I speak for the millions of people that I’ve decided think the exact same things that I do because I don’t listen when they actually do speak. I am a god among men.

  • @tandonfriley3893
    @tandonfriley3893 3 года назад +1

    This is my favorite video of Tim ever! I keep coming back every few weeks

  • @unamilovanovic1504
    @unamilovanovic1504 3 года назад +7

    The greatest rant of all time. Yes or yes.

  • @mechanicjobs
    @mechanicjobs 3 года назад +3

    I love this guy…just joined. Amazing that it’s the comedians, well sorry some comedians that are the voice of logic and sanity in a sea of cowards.

  • @packman4664
    @packman4664 3 года назад +5

    Chelsea Handler moved into a house in Bel Air and became Malcolm X 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kenmcnutt2
    @kenmcnutt2 2 года назад +1

    This was the first video I saw after Tim being on Rogan's. Classic.

  • @codeblue8922
    @codeblue8922 4 года назад +12

    Joe Pesci had the greatest Oscar acceptance speech of all time!

  • @cckmanofsteel2393
    @cckmanofsteel2393 4 года назад +4

    I've been using the word scoundrel daily after watching this approximately 6 months ago. Life is more glorious now.

  • @waloacme
    @waloacme 4 года назад +10

    The 1000 IQ podcast

  • @nikola7802
    @nikola7802 2 года назад +1

    Man im so happy i found your channel

  • @NewGoldStandard
    @NewGoldStandard 4 года назад +27

    Tim Dillon and Jimmy Dore are my spirit animals.

  • @cameronpeterson5961
    @cameronpeterson5961 3 года назад +1

    “Words mean things.” - I swear this is my life motto. It’s so unbelievably frustrating when people say one thing and mean another or misuse words. “You know what I meant,” yes, you’re right I do; you’re still getting corrected though.

  • @yugo4855
    @yugo4855 3 года назад +3

    Dont dig to deep on Joaquin......
    "Im saying no more milk"
    hahaaha that shit is hilarious
    tim dillon is the best

  • @CT-Records
    @CT-Records 2 года назад +1

    At the very end, "Man, did the wrong brother bite it." 🤣 Fuckin' hillariously placed reference to Walk the Line.

  • @karlwashere123
    @karlwashere123 4 года назад +8

    "Well I'm sorry I haven't slit anybody's throat with a carburetor"

  • @gesucastello1986
    @gesucastello1986 3 года назад +10

    Love Tim Dillon is like Andrew Schultz before the money.
    Once a comedian becomes millionaire tend to lose the magic, of course there's exceptions but not to many of them.

    • @andresvalle809
      @andresvalle809 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, hope he doesn't change. He's so good right now.

    • @selliantuttimusi6735
      @selliantuttimusi6735 2 года назад +4

      Schultz has never made me laugh once. I really don't know what people find funny about that dude. Tim, on the other hand, makes my stomach hurt from laughing with his rants.

  • @APAL880
    @APAL880 3 года назад +41

    babies in the womb are pretty voiceless, right Joaquin?

    • @Leaky-bunghole
      @Leaky-bunghole 3 года назад +1

      no, they use their voice immediately following birth upon initial inspiration

    • @blakebruner5038
      @blakebruner5038 3 года назад +8

      @Sound Logic Sentience is defined on Wikipedia as "the capacity to be aware of feelings and sensations". A fetus in the 3rd trimester is absolutely capable of feeling excruciating pain. I'm not even against abortion I just wanted to point out that your argument is terrible.

    • @Leaky-bunghole
      @Leaky-bunghole 3 года назад +6

      @Sound Logic that is completely wrong, actually. check out some definitions of the word "sentient", bud.

  • @mattstandeven2599
    @mattstandeven2599 4 года назад +15

    Thank you Tim for what you do. The modern day howard stern. Saying loud what I'm sure so many are thinking

  • @steveb9713
    @steveb9713 3 года назад +18

    “These people are all for late term abortion” 😂😭

    • @xxrkg8437
      @xxrkg8437 2 года назад +2

      They defend baby animals over baby humans because it fits their agenda and doesn’t hurt them

    • @edgaraf9411
      @edgaraf9411 2 года назад

      And? The rights of of an unborn child is irrelevant to an already living human being

    • @steveb9713
      @steveb9713 2 года назад +5

      @@edgaraf9411 dude where do you draw the line? An unborn 8-9 month old baby is a human being already

    • @h.d.5194
      @h.d.5194 2 года назад +2

      @@steveb9713 these people are desperate to try and justify its ridiculous

    • @CJVS995
      @CJVS995 8 месяцев назад

      Its because they know what it is but if they outright say it it shows the level of self-serving heartless scum they really are.

  • @onatone
    @onatone 4 года назад +22

    8:00 hell yea lmao

  • @chadwilson2091
    @chadwilson2091 3 года назад +7

    “Man did the wrong brother bite it”

  • @yakuzzi35
    @yakuzzi35 2 года назад +1

    "Tana Mongeau. I dunno why, but I stan her." Had me fucken rollin

  • @ianmacrae4963
    @ianmacrae4963 3 года назад +3

    The KING of improv comedy! A laugh machine! Need a laugh, search out Mr. Tim Dillon! Love this comedian!

  • @geneanthony3421
    @geneanthony3421 4 года назад +6

    Well Tim if they ever make a show based on John Wayne Gacy I can see you playing the lead.

  • @adebrysi
    @adebrysi 4 года назад +54

    im sure he's a fine person but tim's podcast partner looks like one of those 70s serial killers haha

  • @jonathanmcneeley289
    @jonathanmcneeley289 3 года назад +1

    This literally made me cry of laughter. Bless you Tim.