God yes. Even getting invited to the party is a big deal. Then winning is what every one of them prayed for. They want the award. They want the attention. And that's about it.
Same, mate...I'm McLovin' both Tim & Jimmy Dore these days, each of them I discovered via Joe Rogan...& because Tim's gay, he can say, & get away with so much more than my straight, white arse can...
F'n brilliant man. Shit reminds me of the "trustfund hippies" I met in college. Bunch of insanely privileged kids who were all super woke and liberal, denouncing the evils of capitalism while blissfully ignoring the only reason they have the luxury of denouncing material things is that they never lacked anything their whole lives.
Who knew eating cheap food like rice, pasta, beans and banana's is a privilege. But you know what is privileged being born in the west and eating expensive meat whilst children in die from starvation everyday in poor countries. To feed your meat farmers from rich countries buy grains from poor countries with starving children so all you western privileged assholes can enjoy tasty foods. Who is now a" insanely privileged" it seems animal products are a luxury! Your hole line of reasoning is flawed. 🕳️🕳️
@@IvantheVegan Are you ok? I didn't say a damn thing about vegans. You assume these kids I'm talking about are vegan. They were from insanely wealthy families....their diet doesn't have shit to do with that. Don't make any assumptions about me either, you don't know me. Its pretty clear from your comment, handle and channel that your world view revolves around veganism and that's a silly way to frame everything. Being a vegan is a privilege....I guarantee you those poor kids you talk about will eat anything that comes their way, meat or otherwise. The fact you can choose to only eat vegan is a big sign of your own privilege! Don't throw stones in glass houses bud. Tell the Inuits and all the island tribes who survive off marine animals and don't have the luxury of shopping for veggies at a nice grocery store that they are privileged for surviving off poor animals. Oh and btw, being vegan isn't a personality trait. Have a nice day.
Basically all of the hipsters that started invading Brooklyn in the 2000’s, that dressed like cobblers from the early 1900’s and carried around typewriters and lived in $3000/month apts paid for by mommy and daddy
@@andLarso didn't even know the existence of these people but hey life is unfair. However joaquin phoenix was a kid actor his whole family is the acting/ music art time it's in the family. He is a pretty down to earth guy I have friends that meet him
@@protoman1214 didn't know that you are an inuit or lived on an island? Bud you don't know me either, making many assumptions. My world is more then being vegan. You might wanna read some books, being vegan is doable even when your dead poor. Those poor kids will sure eat all the bread and grain they can get. But they can't because people want to go to a shop in Privileged counties to buy meat. Animal agriculture is a highly inefficient process that requires more resources than plant diets. There is enough plant based food to feed the whole planet. But no you and the Rest of the western privileges world want to give bullshit justifications for buying meat in a shop. Eating pasta and bread and banana's is not a privilege in the western countries. You accuse me of things that you then commit yourself. A bit hypocritical don't you think?
What Dillon doesn't realize is that Joaquin was actually going for the Guinness World Record for most consecutive cliches in an acceptance speech . . .
It's true though. Babies are taken as inconveniences that you have the RIGHT to kill. But be VERY GUILTY about milk in your coffee because that was FORCIBLY STOLEN from some stupid cow.
Lol this guy would make movies about corporations, Yet his documentary is produced by a corporation, and he makes millions of dollars off of them, and he probably finds ways to pay as little in taxes off of his profits as possible. Michael Moore is literally a walking contradiction.
Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating. Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach. facebook.com/james.purcell.336/posts/10101942411235059?__cft__[0]=AZUlRCrwQgi4gO3UMHFJw3OuwJ_h_b9_Vf7g5PEk9w60w8NwJCRUV09O-zuJbiKv0WEgSmEU59x14Ko90qd_cPbkTz3bAI2TYcR_0QDml09bLeQyOYpgSVEunu9_TAOBihYEharf_h7xdU1r9yyyB6Hq&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R
@@WhyArentYouVegan i had to witness the gutting of a deer a family member hunted at a young age, i know to treat animals with care and love, and if required, to be merciful and put an animal out of mercy however i do not hunt. And i make sure i never waste any meat and be greatful that it lived a good life and that i have it as an option. Kills me when theirs waste because then the animal died for nothing, but i balance my nutrition and have more vegetables along with my meat and starch.
Yeah that attitude is really annoying I would prefer it if he went up there like a rapper and started bragging I'd be like phuc yea you deserve that shit
@@WhyArentYouVegan Cus animals are delicious my man. Eating a chicken sandwich with pickles and a little bit of Mayo; damn good. You oughta give it a try. I don’t give a single fuck about animals, I do not. The only time I pay them mind is when my teeth are tearing up their flesh
Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating. Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach. facebook.com/james.purcell.336/posts/10101942411235059?__cft__[0]=AZUlRCrwQgi4gO3UMHFJw3OuwJ_h_b9_Vf7g5PEk9w60w8NwJCRUV09O-zuJbiKv0WEgSmEU59x14Ko90qd_cPbkTz3bAI2TYcR_0QDml09bLeQyOYpgSVEunu9_TAOBihYEharf_h7xdU1r9yyyB6Hq&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R
"When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite." - Russell Brand
I'm not sure who "they" are in this context, but no one (in America at least) knew who Brand was before he was rich. He went from being a hack standup comedian to having the same psychedelic awakening in his 40s that I had when I was 17. Since then, he's been on and off as a social media personality. I will never understand why he is a big deal to anyone. He's never said anything original or particularly eloquent. I do remember how over-the-top and pretentious his comedy was.
@@edgaraf9411 Self-righteous Hollywood libs have to. But go ahead, fly your jet all over as you lecture us about our "carbon footprint" or whatever the fuck.
Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating. Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach. facebook.com/james.purcell.336/posts/10101942411235059?__cft__[0]=AZUlRCrwQgi4gO3UMHFJw3OuwJ_h_b9_Vf7g5PEk9w60w8NwJCRUV09O-zuJbiKv0WEgSmEU59x14Ko90qd_cPbkTz3bAI2TYcR_0QDml09bLeQyOYpgSVEunu9_TAOBihYEharf_h7xdU1r9yyyB6Hq&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R
How about Marlon Brando not even showing up, and bringing a banging looking Native American women to accept the award, and actually give a voice to the voiceless ? Legendary
That's where I first heard of him too. Every podcast with Alex is a blast to watch and when I saw Tim hanging in there with the knowledge I instantly thought of him as a cool dude haha.
Lmaoo he's so right. These celebrities and athletes speak like I give a fuk about what they have to say cuz they made a movie about fake stuff or buddy scored a goal in a soccer game. Ahh shaddaapp
I like how the rich actor boi puts indigenous rights next to animal rights. The Joaquins Burden is nearly too heavy to bear, thank god he can find some day laborers at home depot for 7 bucks an hour to help carry it.
@Jaxy Jay it's not though. Fossil fuels contribute waaaay way more to climate change. A large percentage of power/electricity on earth is generated from gasoline and coal. Wind and solar power has never powered a city by itself, it is always aided by gas, nucleur, natural gas, hydroelectric, etc. Most who quote meats impact on climate change are quoting a vegan documentary that used activist research. Said research claimed that cow RESPIRATION contributed to climate change. It has been thoroughly debunked. Those stats also include truck/plane/train shipping for meat products, which would be present if all of our food was vegetables as well. There's also research that suggests landfills have more to do with methane production than cows do. Research is overwhelmingly against the theory that the meat industry significantly contributes to climate change when compared to larger contributors. I have been told by militant vegans "that's just the meat lobby" as if the fossil fuel lobby doesn't hold as much or more power. 🤦♂️
@Jaxy Jay This is true, but understand that these environmental activists want to literally genocide cows so that they stop emitting methane and carbon from their farts and need less food, which uses lots of farmland and produces lots of energy. If you want to make the argument that fewer cows are better for the environment, fine, but don't claim to do it based on your love of cows when you actually want to be the Hitler of cow farms
Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating. Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach. facebook.com/james.purcell.336/posts/10101942411235059?__cft__[0]=AZUlRCrwQgi4gO3UMHFJw3OuwJ_h_b9_Vf7g5PEk9w60w8NwJCRUV09O-zuJbiKv0WEgSmEU59x14Ko90qd_cPbkTz3bAI2TYcR_0QDml09bLeQyOYpgSVEunu9_TAOBihYEharf_h7xdU1r9yyyB6Hq&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R
He would hate your comment, but he isnt a loser like me degrading myself in replying to your dumb ãzz. 'at last someone who says what’s on his mind' is probably the most used sentence by generic identity ball-less cowards who point to someone else to ....ahhhh never mind. pay me you leech for continuation of the lesson.
TL;DR - I’m a very humble man, I speak for the millions of people that I’ve decided think the exact same things that I do because I don’t listen when they actually do speak. I am a god among men.
“Words mean things.” - I swear this is my life motto. It’s so unbelievably frustrating when people say one thing and mean another or misuse words. “You know what I meant,” yes, you’re right I do; you’re still getting corrected though.
Love Tim Dillon is like Andrew Schultz before the money. Once a comedian becomes millionaire tend to lose the magic, of course there's exceptions but not to many of them.
Schultz has never made me laugh once. I really don't know what people find funny about that dude. Tim, on the other hand, makes my stomach hurt from laughing with his rants.
@Sound Logic Sentience is defined on Wikipedia as "the capacity to be aware of feelings and sensations". A fetus in the 3rd trimester is absolutely capable of feeling excruciating pain. I'm not even against abortion I just wanted to point out that your argument is terrible.
"Nobody has these revelations when they are broke" that's so fucking true
word, couldn't agree more
Nah it’s the opposite
@Free living wrong
God yes. Even getting invited to the party is a big deal. Then winning is what every one of them prayed for. They want the award. They want the attention. And that's about it.
@@edp3202 I like music but I’m just praying for money
This is what got you a part in Joker 2, Tim.
Tim Dillon is a voice for the voiceless
You’re a nazi suspended!!!
@@swim_ad Maybe you should go find meaning in you life.
@@krikeydial3430 Maybe "you" right.
If you gave Tim the choice to be billionaire Hollywood guy he would say yes immediately
@@ANTIStraussian and he’s honest about that lol
when I saw tim talking to Joaquin in the movie I lost my shit, I immediately remembered this clip
Isn't it wild that Tim is in the new Joker movie and is right there next to Joaquin in several scenes.
Tim Dillon has quickly become my favorite podcaster and comedian. I love the blend of smart and wild.
Same, mate...I'm McLovin' both Tim & Jimmy Dore these days, each of them I discovered via Joe Rogan...& because Tim's gay, he can say, & get away with so much more than my straight, white arse can...
Yep 😂👍🏻
Outrageous times call for outrageous voices. I love his real estate stuff.
@@lavielemond Watching Jimmy Dore see the MM stuff on Rogan is double hilarious.
That's New York , baby
Tim Dillon is my drunk voice.
Hahaha same
Tim Dillon is what i assumed my drunk voice sounded like.
@@thepeter3116 Do you guys get laid a lot?
@@musicloverkathy you dirty girl
No its not 🤣
F'n brilliant man. Shit reminds me of the "trustfund hippies" I met in college. Bunch of insanely privileged kids who were all super woke and liberal, denouncing the evils of capitalism while blissfully ignoring the only reason they have the luxury of denouncing material things is that they never lacked anything their whole lives.
Who knew eating cheap food like rice, pasta, beans and banana's is a privilege. But you know what is privileged being born in the west and eating expensive meat whilst children in die from starvation everyday in poor countries. To feed your meat farmers from rich countries buy grains from poor countries with starving children so all you western privileged assholes can enjoy tasty foods. Who is now a" insanely privileged" it seems animal products are a luxury! Your hole line of reasoning is flawed. 🕳️🕳️
@@IvantheVegan Are you ok? I didn't say a damn thing about vegans. You assume these kids I'm talking about are vegan.
They were from insanely wealthy families....their diet doesn't have shit to do with that.
Don't make any assumptions about me either, you don't know me.
Its pretty clear from your comment, handle and channel that your world view revolves around veganism and that's a silly way to frame everything.
Being a vegan is a privilege....I guarantee you those poor kids you talk about will eat anything that comes their way, meat or otherwise. The fact you can choose to only eat vegan is a big sign of your own privilege! Don't throw stones in glass houses bud.
Tell the Inuits and all the island tribes who survive off marine animals and don't have the luxury of shopping for veggies at a nice grocery store that they are privileged for surviving off poor animals.
Oh and btw, being vegan isn't a personality trait. Have a nice day.
Basically all of the hipsters that started invading Brooklyn in the 2000’s, that dressed like cobblers from the early 1900’s and carried around typewriters and lived in $3000/month apts paid for by mommy and daddy
@@andLarso didn't even know the existence of these people but hey life is unfair. However joaquin phoenix was a kid actor his whole family is the acting/ music art time it's in the family. He is a pretty down to earth guy I have friends that meet him
@@protoman1214 didn't know that you are an inuit or lived on an island? Bud you don't know me either, making many assumptions. My world is more then being vegan. You might wanna read some books, being vegan is doable even when your dead poor. Those poor kids will sure eat all the bread and grain they can get. But they can't because people want to go to a shop in Privileged counties to buy meat. Animal agriculture is a highly inefficient process that requires more resources than plant diets. There is enough plant based food to feed the whole planet. But no you and the Rest of the western privileges world want to give bullshit justifications for buying meat in a shop. Eating pasta and bread and banana's is not a privilege in the western countries. You accuse me of things that you then commit yourself. A bit hypocritical don't you think?
What Dillon doesn't realize is that Joaquin was actually going for the Guinness World Record for most consecutive cliches in an acceptance speech . . .
You’re a nazi suspended!!!
My favorite part is he probably drinks almond milk instead of cows milk which is literally a thousand times worse for the environment.
Yeah, but you know you'd go to the source for it if it were socially acceptable, straight from the almonds teat
Why? Because you pretended to be the joker?
LOL
Only murderers get HBO shows.
@@musicloverkathy the harruh
I'm pretty sure he wrote the speech as he played the joker character. That's why it's so fucked up
At least we got to see a Robert de niro play a kimmel knock off get blasted. Only good thing about the film.
“Because it gets in the way of a book they’re writing”. This guy is off the chain 😂
But it's true. So true.
I almost spit out my drink. I barely choked it down. I had to pause the video for a minute to calm down from laughing.
@@walterbryant I've lost a lot of coffee this way
The best line of this monologue by far
It's true though. Babies are taken as inconveniences that you have the RIGHT to kill. But be VERY GUILTY about milk in your coffee because that was FORCIBLY STOLEN from some stupid cow.
Remember when they booed Michael Moore, who had just won an oscar for a political documentary, because he criticized the Iraq War?
then michael moore became exactly what hollywood is now
Lol this guy would make movies about corporations, Yet his documentary is produced by a corporation, and he makes millions of dollars off of them, and he probably finds ways to pay as little in taxes off of his profits as possible. Michael Moore is literally a walking contradiction.
@@michaelvilla7846 A waddling contradiction: overeats til he can't walk properly and complains about over consumption.
What a crazy time
Remember when micheal moore wasnt morbidly obese, neither do I
joaquin obviously beat tim out for a hot dog commercial when he was a child actor
You’re a nazi!!! Suspended!!
Na he went to easy on him lol
Tim needs to let these things go. Grow up tim
@@hmr2845 dude is literally a comedy podcaster
"I'm so full of gratitude to be on this stage right now, and I don't feel elevated above any of my fellow nominees, except in the literal sense"
Lmao you're literally on a raised stage after winning an award. You're undeniably elevated.
Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating.
Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach.
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@@WhyArentYouVegan i had to witness the gutting of a deer a family member hunted at a young age, i know to treat animals with care and love, and if required, to be merciful and put an animal out of mercy however i do not hunt. And i make sure i never waste any meat and be greatful that it lived a good life and that i have it as an option. Kills me when theirs waste because then the animal died for nothing, but i balance my nutrition and have more vegetables along with my meat and starch.
Yeah that attitude is really annoying I would prefer it if he went up there like a rapper and started bragging I'd be like phuc yea you deserve that shit
@@WhyArentYouVegan Cus animals are delicious my man. Eating a chicken sandwich with pickles and a little bit of Mayo; damn good. You oughta give it a try. I don’t give a single fuck about animals, I do not. The only time I pay them mind is when my teeth are tearing up their flesh
This rant just got a lot funnier
Joaquin Phoenix pretends to be other people for a living. Therefore, he’s an expert on injustice
@@marioferreira7605 yeah those poor voiceless people
You can know two things.
@@GRAFFDEMON you can’t though
@@jason5265 You can
@@GRAFFDEMON I know I can. Dummies like you however cannot
“Man did the wrong brother bite it”...this man is a genius! 😂😂😂
that was a bit harsh tbh
Bos True, true, true, true.
@@douggoldwater1734 it's jokes
@@douggoldwater1734 exactly
@@douggoldwater1734 don’t be a girl
Here after the cameo
Timmy was great as Harley Quinn.
Rogan, please get him on once a month.
I've seen him on Rogan and he's very intelligent and serious.
Logan, please get this guy & replace George Janko
AT LEAST!
Yes Tim needs to have a regular spot on Rogan
Anybody feel tho that at times tims comedy goes right over joes head
Tims ability to be hilarious off the cuff in rants bordering manic episodes are literally a demonstration of genius.
After Tim said “the wrong brother died” I now Have a better understanding of Joaquin’s connection to his role in Walk the Line.
"Wrong Kid Died!"
@Rolando Mota woosh
@Rolando Mota exactly
"There's many great women that are very smart in this country.
I'm gonna name 5"
Fucking got me
Only names 2 :))
3. Caitlyn Jenner
Yeah, so many that we have to put a dude in the list with them to boost their numbers....
Joaquin Phoenix to baby cows: AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!?!?
hahahaa
Baby cow- "MOOOOO"
Joaquin- "Are you booing me?"
Cow- "MOOOOO"
"Fuck you, baby cow, what a privileged little asshole"
Holy shit
Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating.
Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach.
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@@WhyArentYouVegan Keto for life 💪🏾
Cut to Tim in Joker 2
I'd watch every single stupid pointless award show, if this guy was the host.
They would drag Timmy D off the stage in less than 5 minutes.
We got Ricky at least, he was just as great
"When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite." - Russell Brand
At least Brand didn't have to get rich to come to his conclusion.
I'm not sure who "they" are in this context, but no one (in America at least) knew who Brand was before he was rich. He went from being a hack standup comedian to having the same psychedelic awakening in his 40s that I had when I was 17. Since then, he's been on and off as a social media personality. I will never understand why he is a big deal to anyone. He's never said anything original or particularly eloquent. I do remember how over-the-top and pretentious his comedy was.
@@mrscruffles801 many people don't have to. More insecureness from people who are just out to get the rich and not try to change anything
@@edgaraf9411 Self-righteous Hollywood libs have to. But go ahead, fly your jet all over as you lecture us about our "carbon footprint" or whatever the fuck.
Yeah, because complaining isn't helping anyone in most cases.
Every once in a while I come back to this rant. It's so good.
The cows are voiceless
Moooooooooo
Then explain all those Amy Schumer
"comedy" specials on Netflix.
i moooo at all the cows i see they never moooo back
And delicious
Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating.
Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach.
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Watching this after Joker 2
Who else is here after watching Joker 2?
Rush Limbaugh, tenderly caressing the child: “What should we name him?”
Jiminy Glick, beaming: “I like… Tim.”
Just saw Joker 2, Joaquin apparently can take a joke
Watching this after Tim Dillon praised Joaquin on Bad Friends after working with him on a movie
Tim dillon deserves 10 million subs, YES OR YES!!!
You’re a nazi suspended!!!!
Yes
Tim Dillon is a fat sack of lard
actors sometimes forget they are essentially jesters
I’m crying of laughter whilst still acknowledging the fantastic points made. i love this man
Best acceptance speech of all time
Joe Pesci: "Thank you"
Also Alfred Hitchcock for his freakin' lifetime achievement award!!! Legend.
How about Marlon Brando not even showing up, and bringing a banging looking Native American women to accept the award, and actually give a voice to the voiceless ? Legendary
@@Suave121 she was hot
@@Suave121 pure cringe, still made fun of to this day
Mr bean
I keep hearing about Joaquin Phoenix. I'll have to visit when I go to Arizona
This is why he was cast in Joker 2. For 4 years Joaquin waited to get his revenge and make him part of the worst movie ever made.
😂😂
They made joker 2 just to get revenge on tim
These celebrities clearly didn’t understand Ricky Gervais 2020 golden globes monologue...
"I don't feel elevated"
"How not?"
Lollll
So glad this dude was on Joe Rogan Podcast with Al Jones. Didnt know of him before..Funny as f$#k . Shout out from Australia
That's where I first heard of him too. Every podcast with Alex is a blast to watch and when I saw Tim hanging in there with the knowledge I instantly thought of him as a cool dude haha.
@@mutanttugboat9266 Tim Dillon is a funny bastard 👌
@@Piratestarburst yeah he is
I've never heard Alex Jones called Al before. Lol.
@@MrEazyE357 I was confused at first lol
"You got to murder someone these days to get a show." 🤣🤣🤣
And do it in a small town. On Oxycontin.
That Chelsea Handler bit is perfection..
Lol yes that one really sticks out! Perfect takedown
@@charlesswitzer8378 Wait she use to be funny?
When he said “one direction” I lost it 😂😂😂😂
Who's here after the joker told Tim he hopes he gets cancer?
Lost it at "One Direction"
Lmaoo he's so right. These celebrities and athletes speak like I give a fuk about what they have to say cuz they made a movie about fake stuff or buddy scored a goal in a soccer game. Ahh shaddaapp
Ok Billie Burr
Do some research on phoenix dumb fuck he actually does shit and care
when ben giggles under his breath over tim's stern straight face while ranting, ben is mirroring the rest of us listening
I like how the rich actor boi puts indigenous rights next to animal rights. The Joaquins Burden is nearly too heavy to bear, thank god he can find some day laborers at home depot for 7 bucks an hour to help carry it.
Hahaha yikes
@Brandon B I've heard the same.
@Jaxy Jay it's not though. Fossil fuels contribute waaaay way more to climate change. A large percentage of power/electricity on earth is generated from gasoline and coal. Wind and solar power has never powered a city by itself, it is always aided by gas, nucleur, natural gas, hydroelectric, etc.
Most who quote meats impact on climate change are quoting a vegan documentary that used activist research. Said research claimed that cow RESPIRATION contributed to climate change. It has been thoroughly debunked. Those stats also include truck/plane/train shipping for meat products, which would be present if all of our food was vegetables as well. There's also research that suggests landfills have more to do with methane production than cows do. Research is overwhelmingly against the theory that the meat industry significantly contributes to climate change when compared to larger contributors. I have been told by militant vegans "that's just the meat lobby" as if the fossil fuel lobby doesn't hold as much or more power. 🤦♂️
@Jaxy Jay This is true, but understand that these environmental activists want to literally genocide cows so that they stop emitting methane and carbon from their farts and need less food, which uses lots of farmland and produces lots of energy. If you want to make the argument that fewer cows are better for the environment, fine, but don't claim to do it based on your love of cows when you actually want to be the Hitler of cow farms
Everyone is against animal abuse until you bring up the ones they are eating.
Do you dare to watch what a first world “certified humane” slaughterhouse looks like on the inside? If it’s not good enough for your eyes, then it shouldn’t be good enough for your stomach.
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if he's in joker 2 , this will be so ironic lol
Bro😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉
Tim Dillon is America.
He needs to deliver this rant on top of a burning police car
Love Ben’s reaction at 13:40. Perfect mix of thinking Tim is hilarious while being horrified of what he’s saying
“Now that I’m done a amassing the money with selfishness, I’ve decided to be a great person”
This single quote describes nearly all of Hollywood
Tim D is slowly destroying all the “woke” folks. He is a legend at last someone who says what’s on his mind.
He would hate your comment, but he isnt a loser like me degrading myself in replying to your dumb ãzz.
'at last someone who says what’s on his mind' is probably the most used sentence by generic identity ball-less cowards who point to someone else to ....ahhhh never mind. pay me you leech for continuation of the lesson.
I forgot he went on this rant. It’s amazing he got a role in the sequel given the comments expressed here lol.
Thanks Tim for being there 2020
If I wasn’t laughing I’d be crying!
3/14/24
Unfortunately he’s lost alot of what made him funny.
@@Tunerfreak407 lol
Holy shit, this guy is hilarious!!!! 🤣
You’re a nazi suspended!!
This man is a comedic god 😂 discovered him from the Lex podcast and I’m in the wormhole now.
Welcome to your new life
@@bignickenergy2042 agreed 😂
Tim Dillon killed it as a joker making fun of the joker, amazin
Oof that jab at the end saying the wrong bother died, that was savage
Joaquin saw this clip and told Todd Philips to hire Tim Dillon for the second one
You never see a bear walk up to a podium and say, “I am a voice for the voiceless.”
I was trying to watch this video while working out and I kept busting out laughing during bench press, this guy is a wild card
As the speech went on it became clear the "voiceless" was animals which are quite literally voiceless
'And we decide who is the voiceless'
Brillaint
whos back here after his scene in Joker 2 + subsequent tirade on how horrible that movie was hahaha
We’re at our best when Tim Dillon has 10 houses and a series on Netflix and HBO.
finally someone puts my feelings into word, this is exactly why i'm cringing so hard when i watch that acceptance speech for the first time.
The "One Direction" interjection made me LOL. He's so stupid I LOVE HIM 🤣
I remember being constipated before hearing Joaquins speech. He helped me with a problem.
The lady throwing her baby against the wall at Cedar Sinai because she's working on a book is truly poetic
TL;DR - I’m a very humble man, I speak for the millions of people that I’ve decided think the exact same things that I do because I don’t listen when they actually do speak. I am a god among men.
This is my favorite video of Tim ever! I keep coming back every few weeks
The greatest rant of all time. Yes or yes.
I love this guy…just joined. Amazing that it’s the comedians, well sorry some comedians that are the voice of logic and sanity in a sea of cowards.
Chelsea Handler moved into a house in Bel Air and became Malcolm X 😂😂😂😂😂
This was the first video I saw after Tim being on Rogan's. Classic.
Joe Pesci had the greatest Oscar acceptance speech of all time!
I've been using the word scoundrel daily after watching this approximately 6 months ago. Life is more glorious now.
The 1000 IQ podcast
Man im so happy i found your channel
Tim Dillon and Jimmy Dore are my spirit animals.
“Words mean things.” - I swear this is my life motto. It’s so unbelievably frustrating when people say one thing and mean another or misuse words. “You know what I meant,” yes, you’re right I do; you’re still getting corrected though.
Dont dig to deep on Joaquin......
"Im saying no more milk"
hahaaha that shit is hilarious
tim dillon is the best
At the very end, "Man, did the wrong brother bite it." 🤣 Fuckin' hillariously placed reference to Walk the Line.
"Well I'm sorry I haven't slit anybody's throat with a carburetor"
Love Tim Dillon is like Andrew Schultz before the money.
Once a comedian becomes millionaire tend to lose the magic, of course there's exceptions but not to many of them.
Yeah, hope he doesn't change. He's so good right now.
Schultz has never made me laugh once. I really don't know what people find funny about that dude. Tim, on the other hand, makes my stomach hurt from laughing with his rants.
babies in the womb are pretty voiceless, right Joaquin?
no, they use their voice immediately following birth upon initial inspiration
@Sound Logic Sentience is defined on Wikipedia as "the capacity to be aware of feelings and sensations". A fetus in the 3rd trimester is absolutely capable of feeling excruciating pain. I'm not even against abortion I just wanted to point out that your argument is terrible.
@Sound Logic that is completely wrong, actually. check out some definitions of the word "sentient", bud.
Thank you Tim for what you do. The modern day howard stern. Saying loud what I'm sure so many are thinking
“These people are all for late term abortion” 😂😭
They defend baby animals over baby humans because it fits their agenda and doesn’t hurt them
And? The rights of of an unborn child is irrelevant to an already living human being
@@edgaraf9411 dude where do you draw the line? An unborn 8-9 month old baby is a human being already
@@steveb9713 these people are desperate to try and justify its ridiculous
Its because they know what it is but if they outright say it it shows the level of self-serving heartless scum they really are.
8:00 hell yea lmao
“Man did the wrong brother bite it”
"Tana Mongeau. I dunno why, but I stan her." Had me fucken rollin
The KING of improv comedy! A laugh machine! Need a laugh, search out Mr. Tim Dillon! Love this comedian!
Well Tim if they ever make a show based on John Wayne Gacy I can see you playing the lead.
im sure he's a fine person but tim's podcast partner looks like one of those 70s serial killers haha
dankwrasslin how??, I think he’s attractive
You don't recognize David Koresh?
He is
This literally made me cry of laughter. Bless you Tim.