I am taking my friend to this movie for his birthday. I will laugh all day and all night. Just imagine that this was first a funny creative advertisement for Pepsi. Too good!
Teacher: Max you get one chance to answer my question correctly or the whole class gets extra homework. Max: Ok. Teacher: What color do red and yellow make? Max: I don’t know... Pink? Teacher: Sorry that’s incorrect. All the blondes in the class: Give him one more chance. Teacher: Alright fine, what’s 1+1? Max: 2. All the blondes in the class: Give him one more chance.
When Nate Robinson said “Which team scares chickens the most” to Reggie Miller, Reggie replies “Which team” “The Denver Nuggets” that’s an amazing joke. Bravo
got some jokes yall can use! -What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall? Dam! -What happens if a cow walks on a landmine?....Utter Destruction! -What do you call creepy corn?...A STALKer -What do you call an Alaskan cow? An Eskimoo lmao okay im done, but yeah lemme know if you want to use any of these, if not hubba bubba may want em! XD
COMMENT with a bad joke! We may just shout you out and use it in a future episode!
What did the horse say to the pig lay off the beacon
Why is Rihanna’s schedule so busy?
Answer: Because she had to work work work work work work
why did Santa cheat he used the red nose as a light
What did the country say to the continent?
Eur-ope it’s your turn.
How many pairs does it take to make 1?
2 pears
Why does tigger smell? Because he plays with Pooh
tigger*
Ethan Newman why did tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for pooh.
Ethan Newman Now this 1 is funny
Ethan Newman lol
Ren he said *tigger* right
What does kyrie like cooking the most?
Curry
a s h アシュレイ this actually like a roast
AHAHHAAHAA
Heyyy thats pretty good
This is my opinion I think Curry is better than Kyrie
@@ialreadydidmyese6422 fax
but i like Russell Westbrook better... tho russ is no the best and i know that
What do you call a Batman that skips church?
Christian Bale
I like ur profile picture canes is the best
ankahle 10 it’s the best fast food
I wasn't ready for this joke 😂
Everybody heard that before
Noah Self i saw that in a meme
are we just going to ignore 3:08
Lol JR
Akash Aedavelli no tat was amazing
Drinking too much henny
Did they cut out Kyrie’s reaction?
Akash Aedavelli o
Probably cut out the reaction
What happens when a pop can is sad?
It gets "soda pressed"
Oh. So depressed. Why am I laughing.
How does Moses make his tea
Hebrews it
person 1: ask me if i’m a farmer
person 2: are you a farmer
person 1: no
Kari mavjn silva
*?*
lololol
I chuckled a bit
You must be at a low point to copy Sid the science kid
My brother thought of this one that you could include:
On the banker's first day on the job, what did he say?
"This doesn't make any cents!" XD
Jaeden Sports trash
kyrie uncle irving channel thats the point
Diego Carr, thank you.
Ha it makes a dollar!!!! XD
Kyries face when he said, “why’d you get traded to Boston?” 😂
What happens to frogs when they park illegally
They get toad
😂😂😂
Wild Liker lucky he replied
Someone else in Dude Perfect said that Wild Liker
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reggie at the end had me dying. “ Wut duh heck is goin on in hurr “ 😂😂
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
Ron 2cool Someone said this already back in the Dude Perfect bad joke telling ;-;
OneIsMajor/Squalidflunky39 oh really :)
It was pinned lol
In another video I meant
🅱️
"Or is that just JR Smith"😭😭😭
Why didn't the pirate finish the alphabet
Because he got lost at "c"
I made this joke myself.
Joke: Wanna hear a construction joke
Answer: I’m still WORKING on it.
AidanProductions lol
That’s, not original but whatever
u didn’t make it yourself lmao I saw that so many times
your mom ooh my bad I didn’t know. I should’ve known
your mom lol your name
Omg kyrie is my favourite player 🍀👌
Polde Mlakar ikr
Polde Mlakar meh too
Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
Why do you want a tree on your team?
Because it gets a ring every year.
E_Basketball_ R_First wow 💀
E_Basketball_ R_First lmao 😂😂😂😂🔥👍
Hahaha!!
E_Basketball_ R_First i dont get it
This was the best joke I’ve ever heard
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. What is the name of the zoo? it's called the shitzu.
IDoRandomStuff lol
Did you hear about the fight Steve Harvey got into with his wife?
It was a Family Fued
Weston Hooker this is pretty legit
HAHAHAHA
Friend:what did my UNCLE do when his with you?
Me: he DREW me
What do we call an animal who makes unique phrases?
A OX-ymoron.
What is the difference between snowmen and snow Women.
Snowballs
I am taking my friend to this movie for his birthday. I will laugh all day and all night. Just imagine that this was first a funny creative advertisement for Pepsi. Too good!
That Boston Sell tix joke😂💯💯💯
What did the football coach say to the vending machine?... Give my QUATER BACK lol
No Shaq, No Views
Celtics:We have a good chance against the warriors
Rockets:Yeah us too
Warriors:We got Cousins
Teacher: Max you get one chance to answer my question correctly or the whole class gets extra homework.
Max: Ok.
Teacher: What color do red and yellow make?
Max: I don’t know... Pink?
Teacher: Sorry that’s incorrect.
All the blondes in the class: Give him one more chance.
Teacher: Alright fine, what’s 1+1?
Max: 2.
All the blondes in the class: Give him one more chance.
Dude the comments are the best part of this 😂 😂 😂
Lmao that ref one got me sooooo good
“Or is that just JR Smith.” 😂
SISTER ADDED : Why did the cow cross the road? to get to the udder side. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
3:16 Jr Smith got roasted
LOL 😂
My friend: what’s up
Me:the ceiling
When Nate Robinson said “Which team scares chickens the most” to Reggie Miller, Reggie replies “Which team” “The Denver Nuggets” that’s an amazing joke. Bravo
bruhhhh, Nick Kroll taking shots at JR Smith for not taking shots lolol
Kyrie just said my name bruh I’m DIEING 🤣
“Or is that just JR Smith “😆
Nick Kroll's character in the movie is his real life character dayumm 😂😂😂
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
Here is another bad joke ... did u hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes ... he won the no bell peace prize
Jeremiah Hazelwood LMAO that’s a rlly good bad joke, was that og?
Benedict I put a couple other good ones I hope at least one gets featured
🤣🤣🤣
Jeremiah Hazelwood I’m sure at least one will
Jeremiah Hazelwood that 1 was Pretty good actually
Why did the toilet paper never cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in the crack.
6:13 when your math teacher tells you to pay attention
Why are subway conductors so good at their job? Because they train
3:17 J.R just got roasted LMFAO
Bro Lil Rel Howery looks like a cross between Cedric the entertainer and Kevin Hart. 🤣🤣
Bruh Nate's face in the stare down got me
Here's a joke for you.
"What did the fish say to the hallucinating fish? 'Youre herring things!' " I seriously made that one up.
So excited for uncle drew released tomorrow
Guy 1: Have you seen that movie about constipation?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: It hasn’t come out yet.
Guy 2: *farts*
Guy 1: There’s the trailer.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? TEN TICKLES
The tissue and boogie is one of the oldest jokes in the book. How are you going to laugh at that one
Ikr
WolfKingJS54 the part that annoyed me is that she called t her joke
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Batman: Get in the car!
Just watched the movie and was laughing the whole time
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced
A buccaneer
XD
I’m seeing Uncle Drew Today!!!
So she's just gonna take credit for that boogie joke? Nahh she didn't make that up lol
Knock Knock? The interrupting cow. Moooooooooooo!
Lol Reggie laughed before the game even started.
0:25 that Rock Paper Scissors game was the only game Reggie won that was important to him
1: hey do you want to hear a joke?
2: sure!
1: yeah me too.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh: TEN-tickles
- what is the scariest mexican food??
- a BOOroito
Uncle Drew's team was so dominant that Kevin Durant wanted to join that team.
What did the jelly say to Beyonce????
I don't think your ready for this jelly!!! :)
Reggie Miller's ears so big they servicing me with Wi-Fi
What do you call a fish that is good at basketball?
A
Starfish
Q: why didn't the toilet paper cross the road
A: because it got stuck in a crack
I love reggie Miller's energy
I create my joke by myself
Joke: wanna hear a construction joke
Answer: im still working on it
Some people used that one before you liar
Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you do sound crazy.
What do you call a bee that is from America?
a USB😂
What do u call a cow with no legs....
Ground beef
What do u call a cow with two legs
Ur mom
Because she has two legs?...
Old joke
Lol this joke actually made me laugh nice Bru just for that I'm subbing
Hair growing nice💯
He out here wearing the same clothes for every video and promoting this movie in one day 😂😂
I thought of this one myself, I didn't copy it:
When asked a hard question, what did the tree reply?
I'm stumped. XD
Jaeden Sports u did not come up with that I have seen it on the internet
Ok, I didn't know that. I had heard a joke a little bit similar to it, but I had not heard that joke before. My apologies.
You have to be like 11
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
6:30 That face tho😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like the polar bear joke because I love Seal.
Did u hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. 😂😂😂
"Which cats will always be poor? Cheetahs, cause they never prosper"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Wheres my tractor?"
How did the scarecrow win the super bowl
He was outstanding in the fields
got some jokes yall can use!
-What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall? Dam!
-What happens if a cow walks on a landmine?....Utter Destruction!
-What do you call creepy corn?...A STALKer
-What do you call an Alaskan cow? An Eskimoo
lmao okay im done, but yeah lemme know if you want to use any of these, if not hubba bubba may want em! XD
Where's a good place to get married?
Maryland!
the cringe
This ain’t it
What kind of cheese do basketball players eat?
Swish Cheese.
Here is another bad joke ... how many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb ... a Brazilian
What’s Bill Belicheck’s favorite NFL team other than the Patriots?
The Bills
I love how Reggie always hype
Reggie has a lot of fun doing this type of stuff
idk why but i was laughing
shihihihit Nate in the end hahahahah lmao
I have a joke:
Where do penguins put their money?
In a snow bank
Dang kyrie is everywhere for this movie lol
what did the White read say to the whole wheat bread? WHAT UP DOUGH
Nates Face tho 🤣😂
What did one nut say to the other nut?
Ima CASHEW! 😛