EveryBody Hates Chris "Recipie for Whooping Ass" Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @jackapples1
    @jackapples1 5 лет назад +1240

    “Mom where’s Chris?”
    “I knocked him into next week, you’ll see him Tuesday”

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever 4 года назад +25

      Jc Pasley 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gorila730poa4
      @gorila730poa4 4 года назад +4

      Dom Sansotta oh

    • @Stibasho1
      @Stibasho1 4 года назад +9

      Everybody hates Fat Mike

    • @Martin-xp4eb
      @Martin-xp4eb 3 года назад +3

      Lmao

  • @Matt19matt19
    @Matt19matt19 3 года назад +358

    There's no way Julius would throw Chris through a window without opening it first. Glass costs money.

  • @shawnwoods229
    @shawnwoods229 9 лет назад +735

    THROWN OUT THE WINDOW LOL

    • @SmurfySmurf12345
      @SmurfySmurf12345 8 лет назад +31

      I heard that Julius was arrested.

    • @mommak10
      @mommak10 5 лет назад +25

      See Julius don't play either LMBO 😂 he's just more laid back than Rochelle

    • @Angelo_X_2045
      @Angelo_X_2045 5 лет назад +10

      The way it happened put me in tears 😂

    • @PrinceJes
      @PrinceJes 5 лет назад +13

      1:35 LMAO 🤣

    • @kyreebailey4966
      @kyreebailey4966 4 года назад +5

      Chris is dead☠

  • @bozumoyo3277
    @bozumoyo3277 7 лет назад +821

    Boy I will slap the CAPS off your knees😂😂😂

    • @bryeebeast5468
      @bryeebeast5468 5 лет назад +8

      me thinks you knock your tone off before i knock it off for you. thats what would say to rochelle. i wouldnt be afraid to kick her ass either.

    • @CommonCent
      @CommonCent 5 лет назад +17

      @@bryeebeast5468 I'm guessing you have no respect for your parents.

    • @bryeebeast5468
      @bryeebeast5468 5 лет назад +5

      No I love my parents, Rochelle isn’t a mother she’s a thug beating her kids being sassy and threatening to kill her husband over a stupid bra

    • @wyattpeterson6286
      @wyattpeterson6286 5 лет назад +2

      I don't think that's physically possible.

    • @dajourlivingston28
      @dajourlivingston28 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @nerdburger234
    @nerdburger234 5 лет назад +638

    Rochelle: CHRIS!!
    Chris: WHAT?!
    Me: YOU FOOL!! ARE YOU SUICIDAL?!?!?

  • @elijahtorres2688
    @elijahtorres2688 4 года назад +117

    “So much for brotherly love.” LMAO 💀💀💀!!!!

  • @ap6743
    @ap6743 3 года назад +113

    I always loved Chris actually yelling at his grandmother. Rochelle had been keeping everything inside and the tension just kept building after her dad died. It almost felt like some yelling was needed

    • @Frosty98206
      @Frosty98206 2 года назад +17

      Chris's Grandmother Nitpicked almost everything & Had an Aurora of Ungratefulness like nothing was never ever Good enough for her that was one I was Proud of Chris for she had that one Coming never behave or conduct yourself like that regardless of Relationship(Who Related to) At Someone else Residence, Grief has a Way of Showing ppl True Colors.

    • @Jaquan350
      @Jaquan350 Год назад +5

      Chris mother is hard on her kids because her mother was the same with her

  • @tychauntenelle919
    @tychauntenelle919 7 лет назад +257

    "The next time you ask me to do something after your father told you no I will pop the pores off your face do you understand me?"

  • @versatileduplicity9313
    @versatileduplicity9313 6 лет назад +473

    When he slapped the black off drew 😂😂😂 part of his face was white 😂

  • @rileythewolf8960
    @rileythewolf8960 9 лет назад +466

    3:42 Anybody else can feel the whooping the moment the tone was let out?

    • @jogarr9103
      @jogarr9103 9 лет назад +47

      omg yes. I can only imagine what my mom would do

    • @SmurfySmurf12345
      @SmurfySmurf12345 8 лет назад +5

      Yes.

    • @haroldh8314
      @haroldh8314 7 лет назад +1

      Mikey Lewis people like you are so sensitive it was a joke and it was funny and no the tone wasn't let out

    • @Mentohs
      @Mentohs 7 лет назад +15

      I think you misunderstood his comment my friend.

    • @KDawg92801
      @KDawg92801 7 лет назад +10

      The one time rochelle followed through a threat

  • @lorddraugr3138
    @lorddraugr3138 6 лет назад +596

    "You got that BIG ole head and your can't even spell Gretzky!"
    I can never listen to that with a straight face.

    • @ZbJeeBies
      @ZbJeeBies 5 лет назад +18

      julius' face 😂😂😂

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever 5 лет назад +8

      Me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Largest_Marge
      @Largest_Marge 4 года назад +3

      I can

    • @mphorasenyalo3202
      @mphorasenyalo3202 4 года назад +7

      its funny as fuck lmao

    • @MumaX992
      @MumaX992 4 года назад +4

      And if he did, this would’ve happened.....

  • @ksanders249
    @ksanders249 5 лет назад +299

    4:34 chris I'm proud of you bro,
    💯🙂👍 because his grandmother was trying to be so judgmental that Rochelle iced tea didn't taste good enough

    • @edwardflickinger949
      @edwardflickinger949 5 лет назад +21

      I would’ve done the same thing myself. Hell I have done that but it was far worse

    • @josiahademiluyi4677
      @josiahademiluyi4677 4 года назад +1

      @@edwardflickinger949 why

    • @therealwilldalbey
      @therealwilldalbey 4 года назад +18

      I always liked that episode. Everyone else took advantage of Rochelle's grief in some way, but he's just like, "I have a test. Can't really miss school."

    • @aziyahwalker8600
      @aziyahwalker8600 3 года назад +7

      I laughed. So hard at this

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 3 года назад +9

      Chris was a real one for that.

  • @Abstrack23
    @Abstrack23 5 лет назад +506

    I think itll be funnier if Julius pops out after he threw chris out of the window. & Be like By the way boy that is $86.96 window that you owe me!!

  • @Bloombaby99
    @Bloombaby99 7 лет назад +328

    Even Tonya was shocked the way Chris talked to his grandmother.

    • @RapFanatic4ever
      @RapFanatic4ever 5 лет назад +4

      Bloombaby99 she use it coming

    • @amylee8969
      @amylee8969 3 года назад +22

      My favorite was Chris slapping the black off Drew lol.

    • @stephj505
      @stephj505 2 года назад +5

      Well, to be fair, Maxine(Rochelle's mom in case you don't know her name) had it coming. Although Rochelle isn't my favorite character, even I felt bad about Maxine being mean to her.

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 2 года назад +2

      @@stephj505 For me it was being smacked into subspace

    • @jamarnemcgill1400
      @jamarnemcgill1400 Год назад +4

      Doesn't it seem like Chris is a miniature version of Rochelle at times?

  • @specialk4125
    @specialk4125 3 года назад +30

    “You got that BIG Ole head and can’t even spell Gretzky”🤣🤣🤣

  • @SmurfySmurf12345
    @SmurfySmurf12345 8 лет назад +93

    NEVER say WHAT?! to your parents. Chris learned that the hard way.

  • @ArtisticallySpoken
    @ArtisticallySpoken 9 лет назад +555

    Why has there yet to be a compilation of "You're so in there."

  • @Szczecinn45
    @Szczecinn45 3 года назад +37

    2:51 “good thing he didn’t ask for skates” 😂

  • @jimmiewoodard2572
    @jimmiewoodard2572 4 года назад +26

    Rochelle had that “Watch it, sucka!” Aunt Esther look!!! LOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (3:44)

  • @godrules3596
    @godrules3596 Год назад +9

    I'm 21 years old this shows was literally my childhood I used to watch it soo much with my dad when I was 6 kids these days will never know about this show

  • @johnhouston8548
    @johnhouston8548 5 лет назад +76

    Loretta Devine face expression when she say boy don't you know I'll knock you into another family is so priceless cuz that look means I'm not wit the shit I mean I'll do it

  • @stevelovesgod
    @stevelovesgod 5 лет назад +56

    03:20 Chris saw his life flash before his eyes
    🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🏽‍♂️

  • @doodlebob2923
    @doodlebob2923 3 года назад +40

    I love how the wife is the only person who’s questioning why a random kid is sitting in their house like it’s a normal thing

  • @ida305
    @ida305 4 года назад +23

    LOL Drew's always in the ambulance from getting beat up😂😂

  • @QuintOnYoutube13
    @QuintOnYoutube13 10 лет назад +196

    3:58 Damn! Red Foreman could learn a thing or two from Rochelle

  • @systemshocker2875
    @systemshocker2875 4 года назад +22

    Slap all the tartar off my teeth? I think that's more of a good thing

  • @rinyuki8278
    @rinyuki8278 2 года назад +13

    2:01 Inmate: what you in here for?
    Chris's mom: knocking my kids nostrils off

  • @Kaesar24
    @Kaesar24 7 лет назад +153

    "...if i lie my mother said she would slap me into another nationality"
    Nationality: Afro-American-Chinese
    Rochelle: Hello Chris
    Chris: Sum de dou?
    😂😂😂😂 no offence to asians

  • @ThegoddaughterofprofessorSnape
    @ThegoddaughterofprofessorSnape 5 лет назад +75

    4:12 🤣🤣🤣boy I will knock you into subspace

  • @markgordon6227
    @markgordon6227 5 лет назад +72

    "Boy don't you know I'll knock you into another family". said Chris grandma

  • @ColinoDeani
    @ColinoDeani 2 года назад +2

    0:48 lmaooooo "Is this the Black?" and its in a Bagggg 😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mayonidas05
    @Mayonidas05 3 года назад +11

    Rochelle: CHRIS!
    Chris: WHAT?!
    Voice: So...you have chosen death...

  • @jaxbarnettprice
    @jaxbarnettprice 7 лет назад +72

    0:25 Gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @tafarasharara6308
    @tafarasharara6308 7 лет назад +87

    I will slap you name out of the phone book and call them and say I didn't 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @a_can_of_soda
      @a_can_of_soda 6 лет назад +43

      Rochelle actually said "I will slap your name out of the phone book, and call Ma Bell, and tell her I did it!"

    • @basedblackbeard4456
      @basedblackbeard4456 6 лет назад +4

      @@a_can_of_soda lol Who is ma bell and why tell her?

    • @a_can_of_soda
      @a_can_of_soda 6 лет назад +28

      King of Combat "Ma Bell" was the nickname for the Bell System, which was a system of companies that provided phone services to much of America. It was a monopoly that was led by Bell Telephone Company.
      In the early 1980s, the federal government broke up the monopoly, which split the Bell System into multiple independent companies.

    • @v3ronica_x0x0
      @v3ronica_x0x0 5 лет назад +1

      I will slap your name out the phone book and call Ma bell and tell them em I did it

  • @zachkey6022
    @zachkey6022 5 лет назад +48

    The subspace one was hilarious 😂

    • @Kurama157
      @Kurama157 3 года назад +3

      Why was he screaming

  • @bricegerald7381
    @bricegerald7381 4 года назад +76

    Drew in Christ's mind: "Gritzky!!, it not gritzky, it Gretzky, with an E, I score 100 in my spelling test, I can't wear this , you got that bigold head and you can't even spell Gretzky, maybe you should take my spelling class, I ain't wearing this".😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jamesnader7863
      @jamesnader7863 2 месяца назад

      Older Chris/Narrator: “But if he did, Here’s what would have happened! 😅😅😂😂

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 4 года назад +24

    As Julius would probably say: "That's $72.43 worth of ass-whoopin' recipes!"

  • @betterthanemril988
    @betterthanemril988 7 лет назад +72

    He tossed his ass right out that window 😂 1:38

  • @shaylawashington7700
    @shaylawashington7700 2 года назад +8

    "I will slap yo name out the phone book and call Marbelle and tell her I did it 😫

  • @franksalinas_
    @franksalinas_ 2 года назад +71

    1982: Chris’ Mom slaps the shit off of him
    2022: Will Smith takes over and does it for the mother for being outta pocket
    😂

  • @sakkboyy8257
    @sakkboyy8257 4 года назад +15

    The crime scenes 😂 killing me

  • @illadre5929
    @illadre5929 2 года назад +12

    Drew was living rent free on those stretchers in the “What If” moments 😂😂

  • @alexsamuels1565
    @alexsamuels1565 7 лет назад +113

    3:52 never say what to ur mom

    • @edwardflickinger949
      @edwardflickinger949 5 лет назад +12

      She asks the doctor sympathetically if Chris will be okay AFTER she did what she did.

    • @Mayonidas05
      @Mayonidas05 5 лет назад +4

      We’re overlooking the fact chris was telling off the waiter but all she sees is Chris shouting WHAT?!

    • @tykamen5588
      @tykamen5588 4 года назад +3

      @@edwardflickinger949 downside is she won't be able to wear that shoe again

  • @fabriziosaxer1725
    @fabriziosaxer1725 3 года назад +14

    This show is a literal Gem 💎

  • @larrylassiter8933
    @larrylassiter8933 9 лет назад +61

    She put the shoe up his butt I was laughing my whoopy off

  • @DedricSilva
    @DedricSilva 5 лет назад +48

    Rochelle: Boy i'm gonna knock you into subspace!
    Chris: Isn't it ridiculous?
    Rochelle: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME!?
    Julius: Oh no!
    Drew and Tanya: DO IT!
    Me: Tanya you don't exist in real life.

  • @ksanders249
    @ksanders249 5 лет назад +44

    1:36 but one more thing 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ZbJeeBies
    @ZbJeeBies 5 лет назад +36

    "usually when tonya is telling, that meant i was gettin' in trouble. but i didn't care. all i wanted to do was slap the black offa drew."
    *EMTs arrive*
    if you a sibling, you've thought about this AT LEAST once 😂

  • @animetechnoblade1009
    @animetechnoblade1009 9 лет назад +44

    did anyone else see Rochelle look up from eating her plate, looked at chris, and then julius? lol

  • @equerafa9933
    @equerafa9933 3 года назад +8

    “Is this the black” 😂

  • @angiemuema7995
    @angiemuema7995 7 лет назад +32

    Chris was so cute when he was little.

  • @eimanelsir2671
    @eimanelsir2671 5 лет назад +15

    3:45 when u know u done fxcked up

  • @nickjonesrailfanner5913
    @nickjonesrailfanner5913 6 лет назад +45

    The Hockey Jersey Scene was so funny

    • @gucciekid7688
      @gucciekid7688 6 лет назад +4

      Nick WWE I hate hockey

    • @ZbJeeBies
      @ZbJeeBies 5 лет назад +7

      "you got that BIG ole head and you can't even spell gretzky!"

  • @Thelaretus
    @Thelaretus 3 года назад +24

    We Brazilians *love* this show. It was probably my favourite show from the USA, and I'm sure most of my generation would agree.

    • @hip-hoprapstorage4440
      @hip-hoprapstorage4440 Год назад +2

      I heard this show had some success in Brazil. How much popular it is

    • @Thelaretus
      @Thelaretus Год назад +3

      @@hip-hoprapstorage4440 Extremely popular. It's shown nonstop on open TV and pretty much every Brazil knows and likes it, to the point that several quotes from the show have become almost idioms.

    • @ChandlerBing-t3k
      @ChandlerBing-t3k 3 месяца назад +1

      That's true. Bro in Portuguese is good but in English it's other level so hilarious 😂 😂

  • @sharedaccount4918
    @sharedaccount4918 6 лет назад +16

    My mom does too 😂 and she has no threats. If she says she is going to beat my ass she means it. Lol

  • @daniellushbaugh4693
    @daniellushbaugh4693 Год назад +3

    The way Rochelle said “Hey Baby” after she put her foot up his butt.” 😂😂

  • @kyreebailey4966
    @kyreebailey4966 4 года назад +34

    Chris has died from his dad throwing him out of the window😂 1:38

  • @edeasdrew2050
    @edeasdrew2050 7 лет назад +50

    i miss this show

  • @Guest-x8n
    @Guest-x8n 2 года назад +8

    It's funny how they bring the metaphors to life. Lmao

  • @MrSlimeboysniper
    @MrSlimeboysniper 3 года назад +11

    1:35
    chris's dad: one more thing
    Chris: yes dad?
    yeets out the window*
    Chris's Father: DON'T YOU DARE RUN OUT OF GAS

  • @kaipatterson2199
    @kaipatterson2199 7 лет назад +45

    Did anyone notice the glitch at 0:36

  • @funandlala
    @funandlala 7 лет назад +37

    0:50, 1:33 3:37 & 4:45 are my favorites! Lmaoooo

    • @Mgkm15
      @Mgkm15 4 года назад

      funandlala she put a shoe up his ass

    • @funandlala
      @funandlala 4 года назад

      @@Mgkm15 That part was so funny :') This show is too good loool ♡

  • @brettbasil
    @brettbasil 4 года назад +3

    Miss this show.Ha ha I am loving this and followed over from #SweetPurpleJune posting some Chris BIG LIKE

  • @darkrebellion2211
    @darkrebellion2211 9 месяцев назад +2

    Boy I outta knock u into subspace got me😂😂😂😂

  • @samuelalicea5513
    @samuelalicea5513 11 месяцев назад +3

    1:38 Rabbids: (laughing)

  • @briananderson344
    @briananderson344 3 года назад +10

    0:12 so long fried chicken hello fried rice.

  • @raheamjones5574
    @raheamjones5574 5 лет назад +6

    Loved watching this as a kid

  • @edwardflickinger949
    @edwardflickinger949 5 лет назад +18

    Rochelle: I ought to knock you into another country!
    *Decks Chris and he wakes up in North Korea*
    N Korea soldier: He's a spy! Send him to the gulag!

    • @joezilla0250
      @joezilla0250 2 месяца назад

      Chris: WHY AM I HATED SO MUCH?!?!?!
      🎶 Everybody HATES Chris! 🎶

  • @terrymack024
    @terrymack024 4 года назад +4

    Woman: Who are you?
    Chris: You don't wanna know...
    *Everybody hates Chris....*

  • @ervie8700
    @ervie8700 3 года назад +5

    "I will slap your name out the phone book and call Ma Bell and tell her I did it."

  • @splxrrg0d998
    @splxrrg0d998 5 лет назад +4

    3:42 that “WHAT” marked his fucking doom☠️☠️

  • @Godsdaughter80
    @Godsdaughter80 5 лет назад +16

    I Love This Show It’s Hilarious Af😂😂😂😂

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 7 лет назад +26

    The cop at 2:41 looks like the underachieving younger brother of Ted Cruz.

    • @jaasonmiller
      @jaasonmiller 3 года назад

      In that case, the cop would be the successful brother 😂😂😂😂 period.

  • @clavisolemgbe4124
    @clavisolemgbe4124 3 года назад +12

    This show too funny 🤣 😂 😆

  • @Godsdaughter80
    @Godsdaughter80 5 лет назад +3

    I’m Fucking Dying😂👌🏼🤣👏🏻🔥

  • @natashabobb6859
    @natashabobb6859 2 года назад +3

    all this slapping still wasnt prepared lol

  • @Godsdaughter80
    @Godsdaughter80 5 лет назад +3

    I’m Dying From Laughter😂😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @bernainmolina7481
    @bernainmolina7481 3 года назад +4

    I'd tell off my grandma too if she dont be leaving my mom alone

  • @carwizard3672
    @carwizard3672 2 года назад +2

    What a great show one of my favorites of all time

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 2 года назад +1

    I love when Rochelle slapped Chris into a chinese boy . Shit cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, Then when Tonya slapped herself with that belt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Should've put wjen Chris slaps Rochelle after he father dies and yells :Snap out of it woman". Shit had me weak🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @linuslp1670
    @linuslp1670 3 года назад +6

    X-ray part killed me🤣😂😂 after kicking her she still visits

  • @versatileduplicity9313
    @versatileduplicity9313 6 лет назад +10

    All these was to funny !! 😂😂

  • @sorakendall3856
    @sorakendall3856 8 лет назад +41

    That's tyler james williams from everybody hates chris

  • @DougieYT
    @DougieYT 2 года назад +2

    This show’s satire scenes were everything LMFAOOOO

  • @ashleysmith8402
    @ashleysmith8402 4 года назад +6

    Rochelle: CHRIS DO THE DISHES Chris: NO me: uh-uh he's dead meat.

  • @Godsdaughter80
    @Godsdaughter80 4 года назад +6

    If I catch any of y’all spray pait on somebody’s wall I’ll put my foot far up yo behind you’ll have toes for teeth” I’m done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rogueryder3285
    @rogueryder3285 Месяц назад +1

    2:51, OMG 😂😂😂

  • @Godsdaughter80
    @Godsdaughter80 5 лет назад +8

    This Show Is Funny Af😂👌🏼🤣👏🏻🔥

  • @evanortiz8722
    @evanortiz8722 2 года назад +2

    1:38 is what you do to your friend if you see him eat your last slice of cake

  • @rayboone2106
    @rayboone2106 3 месяца назад +1

    LMFAO CHRIS GETTING SLAPPED INTO BEING ASIANN IS SENDING MEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesparker8240
    @jamesparker8240 5 лет назад +8

    When your siblings eat you food 1:38

  • @illadre5929
    @illadre5929 2 года назад +1

    0:21 that NWA sample.
    So that being there means
    Rochelle “Ain’t The One” 😂

  • @mr.calebdekarkeh1641
    @mr.calebdekarkeh1641 5 лет назад +6

    I will NEVER say those things to my dad.
    I just want him to come back, so he can help me out ever since I never get my way.

  • @tylermurray8674
    @tylermurray8674 9 месяцев назад +2

    Chris Rocks Commentary Made this show even more enjoyable

  • @likdogmason1413
    @likdogmason1413 2 года назад

    3:18 “She said she would slap all the tartar off my teeth.”😆

  • @ericdupree8603
    @ericdupree8603 5 лет назад +10

    3:45 He knew his life was over

  • @kiara198923
    @kiara198923 2 года назад +5

    Awww look how young they were.

  • @Godsdaughter80
    @Godsdaughter80 5 лет назад +3

    Boy I Will Slap The Caps Off Yo Knees Lmao😂👌🏼🤣👏🏻🔥

  • @sweetmeat7979
    @sweetmeat7979 10 лет назад +5

    Oooh she put him on blast.this is so ####### funny I laughed my @$$ off