Terms such as cool only really matter when you're a kid. As an adult the real world doesn't give a damn who is cool or not rather who is useful to society.
Rochelle was going shopping for things she didn't need, Drew was going to the movies. Tonya's request was the only half sensible one and even then, Julius NEVER says no to her. Like I said, they did him dirty. He could've did extra chores for extra money or something.
It's funny that Chris is the one that gets chewed out for asking for an allowance while everyone is asking for money for shopping, a field trip and to go to the movie theater.
To be fair, his request was the most ridiculous. A field trip is school related, we don't know what Rochelle was shopping for (could be groceries), and Drew only asked for $5.
I ALLOW you to sleep here at night I ALLOW you to eat them potatoes I ALLOW you to use my lights I ALLOW you to drink my Kool-Aid I ALLOW you to nibble on them green beans I ALLOW you to look at that TV I ALLOW you to run up my gas bill I ALLOW you to walk up my stairs I ALLOW you to ask me these ridiculous-ass questions! -Julius on allowances I ALLOW you to like my comment
@@chrisspencer4093 Or his parents were just short sighted. Didn't his mother say she ran there home finances like the government runs things (on a deficit) and his father knew the exact amount of everything down to the cent? They could have used a earned allowance (through chores) to teach him how handle money as well as they did.
Lmao in my house there was no allowance. I thought that only happened on TV too. My mom even referred me to this episode when i asked about an Allowance. Then i got older and started working myself, my little brother asked me if he could have an allowance. I became like Julius. 💀💀💀💀
Thats the same kinda answer I got when I asked for an allowance as a kid hahahaha. My friends in school got allowances from their parents, so I asked my dad and he's like "I allow you to live here and use my water and electricity"
They single chris out. I feel him, I was in his position, I got singled out just like him. Everyone got told yes and I got told no. And I was the only one that was well behaved. -.-
Reminds me of a time in high school when a classmate asked if I get an allowance from my dad and stepmom and I said “allowance? They ALLOW me to live there!”
Parents are like "I put a roof over your head. I put food on the table." NO, you let me sleep in your house, made me a sandwich and put me to work. To you I'm a homeless midget.
I allow you to sleep here at night. I allow you to eat them potatoes. I allow you to use my lights. I allow you to drink my Kool-Aid. I allow you to nibble on them green beans. I allow you to look at that TV. I allow you to run up my gas bill. I allow you to walk up my stairs. I allow you to ask me these ridiculous-ass questions.
In all fairness for the field trip one, Seeing the Statue of Liberty does sound like a fun field trip so Julius was probably thinking "Oh I cant tell her no to that. The view is incredible you can see the WHOLE city from up top. Its a magic moment."
That scene where Rochelle put Chris out for not doing the dishes I would of been fine okay now I can finally do something I couldn't do while taking up BS from ppl including my family
Julius's speech was so long. I got hungry,made some sandwich and home -made juice,watched the movie,did some errands,took a nap. And 2 hours later Julius was still saying no.
There's nothing wrong to work when you want something cuz we're Julian is trying to tell Chris is that you ain't going to get shit then Life for free you got to work your ass off to get the things you want in life.
@Otto Rocket He's probably 12 but young kids should work for the things they want. Like cutting the someone yard or Picking up the trash. They are other ways that a kid can do things for money.
Greg says he gets $5 a week. "Sounds like Greg is doing better than me. Ask him for an allowance" omggg lol DEAD!
That's sad when you think about it
maddoxthecreator 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Some shit my mom wud say lol
I wish he would've asked Greg just so I could see his reaction
😂😂😂😂😂
The older I got the more I understood Julius
No bullshit.
Terms such as cool only really matter when you're a kid. As an adult the real world doesn't give a damn who is cool or not rather who is useful to society.
facts
I am uncle and feeling like Charlie from two and a half man
Jeremiah Rodriguez i felt that😂
“Why should I give you an allowance, when I already pay for everything you do.” I can’t wait to say this to my future kids. Lol.
Totally. The only time I was unhappy that I didn't have kids was this scene because I wanted to use these lines on them. LOL.
Dont have kids and yoi wont have to say this.
Don’t have kids
They stay doing Chris dirty. How you gonna say yes to everybody else but him?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everybody hates Chris 😂😂😂
chris asked at the last minute. julius already reserved $45 for everyone else😂
@Kam Mike his exact were save up, he wasn't trying to get the 50 at once, julius could have easily given him a dollar a week and called it a day
Rochelle was going shopping for things she didn't need, Drew was going to the movies. Tonya's request was the only half sensible one and even then, Julius NEVER says no to her. Like I said, they did him dirty. He could've did extra chores for extra money or something.
@@worthywill9294 Exactly.
He basically said no for OVER 2 HOURS!!!
And chris just sat there and listened until he fell asleep
is that over 9000 sec?
@@sinoroman 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in a hour so 2 hours is 7,200 seconds.
Frank Miranda to be exact, he said no for 2 hours and 24 minutes
I swear, I was like "well damn". 🙄😥😆
It's funny that Chris is the one that gets chewed out for asking for an allowance while everyone is asking for money for shopping, a field trip and to go to the movie theater.
Hellbound Iscariot Hence the reason the show is called "Everybody Hates Chris".
Bloombaby99 lol
poor boy doesn't even get christmas presents :(
To be fair, his request was the most ridiculous. A field trip is school related, we don't know what Rochelle was shopping for (could be groceries), and Drew only asked for $5.
I am the Chris of my family
I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions lmao
😂🤣😅😆
😂😂😂😂I almost choked
Since you work like a slave all day and don't have any time to enjoy your own money , can I have it lol
Then julius looked around like y'all hearing this
Lmao his face after that lmao
Ericc E Solitude aye bro text me 8704330696
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Greg Johnson 😂😂😂right
I allow you to nibble on them green beans. Kills me every time.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too!!😂🤣😂
Ahaha 😂😂😂😂!!!
I almost choked to death 😂😂😂😂😂
okay but Chris is the only child to actually clean anything and he acts as a third parent. He deserves an allowance
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Its the being the older sibling curse... All the work, no appreciation. Plus he is a millionaire now, so he is doing ok.
No kid deserves an allowance
I was the oldest sibling and this was the truth
" I know it sounded like an innocent enough question but here's what he heard" lol
#MisseyMiss Hahaha 😭😭🤣🤣 "Stooop brooo "That "was my "favorite line". 😂😂😂😂 #ChrisRockAFool lol
"Since you work like a slave all day and never have any time to enjoy your own money, can I have it?"
@@joelblake5310 I feel like Chris should've actually said that.
@@DedricSilvaIf he did, Julius would have thrown him out of the window 🪟!
"What was your allowance growing up?"
I was allowed to live there.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eat food use electricity and take a shower here
I got everything plus $20 a week for allowance
I got everything plus $20 a week for allowance
1:36 Julius's face has me dyin every time lmao
" I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions? LOL
thats another allowance worths 2 dolars kk
“You wanna buy a leather coat you need get leather coat job” I’m weak 😂😂😂😂
you got some leather coat money? lmao
Ironic since he decided to give Drew $5 to go to a show.
The price of inflation and living in Brooklyn would kill Julius today!
😂😂
You guys may not believe me but my Dad basically gave me the same speach as Julius when I asked for an allowance
I believe you
I think every one has got this speech at least once.
Same here
@@wufongtanwufong5579 never
@@wufongtanwufong5579 I didn't because he was in prison
“Sounds like Greg is doing better than me” 😂
😆😅🤣😂
2:24 I don't know about you, but that's the best dad you could ever hope for.
Lmaoo Julis right doe , I allow u to ask me these ridiculous ass questions 😂
Lmao i remember bringing up an "allowance " at the dinner table. Conversation died, the music stopped, and I almost wore my dinner that night 😂😂
I ALLOW you to sleep here at night
I ALLOW you to eat them potatoes
I ALLOW you to use my lights
I ALLOW you to drink my Kool-Aid
I ALLOW you to nibble on them green beans
I ALLOW you to look at that TV
I ALLOW you to run up my gas bill
I ALLOW you to walk up my stairs
I ALLOW you to ask me these ridiculous-ass questions!
-Julius on allowances
I ALLOW you to like my comment
Talk about being cheap
Chris has a very blessed life if you put it this way.
Poor Chris getting a lecture
Someone acknowledge this man
Literally my dad when I was a kid. “Allowance? I allow you to sleep here” 😂
Everybody’s face when Chris asked for the allowance 😂
Did Rochelle really almost choke? So extra.
I allow you to run up my gas bill 😂😂😂 my stomach hurt y’all 😭😭 bruh the list took me out!
“I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
“Who you know gets an allowance” I hate when parents try to validate their logic by saying that others don’t do it...
Who do you know that takes a dump in the water?!?
You nit entitled to on because you a kid earn it nothing is free in life
Yeah apart from everything thug life
@@chrisspencer4093 Or his parents were just short sighted. Didn't his mother say she ran there home finances like the government runs things (on a deficit) and his father knew the exact amount of everything down to the cent? They could have used a earned allowance (through chores) to teach him how handle money as well as they did.
cool
"Not spouse to be cool, spouse to be warm" Lol
Lmao in my house there was no allowance. I thought that only happened on TV too. My mom even referred me to this episode when i asked about an Allowance. Then i got older and started working myself, my little brother asked me if he could have an allowance. I became like Julius. 💀💀💀💀
Having Tea With the Devil same 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love it 👏🏾👏🏾
Julius is crazy ! lol
lol when non white kids ask for allowance and they get disciplined later
iam jay ew
@Kam Mike shut up Jew
@ringo White kids just get told No!. But it's said in way which means, don't even bother asking again.
Drew had the funniest face when Chris asked for an allowance 😂
nah Tanya really did it 😂
I allow you to breathe my air
It’s funny how seasons later Drew and Tonya get an allowance.
And Drew had a job.
Thats the same kinda answer I got when I asked for an allowance as a kid hahahaha. My friends in school got allowances from their parents, so I asked my dad and he's like "I allow you to live here and use my water and electricity"
@@tylerriley2587 not necessarily cheap but encouraging your kids to earn their own money, cause ain’t no handouts when you’re an adult
2:05 he cuss.
I miss everybody hates chriss lmao😂 im so dead😂
Julius: i allow you to read the comments on the comment section
This show helped shape my sense of humor.
As I have gotten older I have become more and more like Julius
They single chris out. I feel him, I was in his position, I got singled out just like him. Everyone got told yes and I got told no. And I was the only one that was well behaved. -.-
1:38 Julius’s face 😭😭😭😭
I mean he could’ve just said no😂😂
He need a lecture for 2 hours to learn that allowance isn't free.
@@EdReypapi23 nothing in life is free you work for it
@@tylerriley2587 yeah agreed. except Greg is right here an allowance is money parents give you for just being a kid so an allowance is free.
If you want something, work for it. There is no such thing as free lunch. Great lesson there.
This show is actually my life story …….. LMAO !!!!!!!
I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions 😂😂😂😂
The guy in the beginning gives his son a grand & he is so proud lol rotf.
Julius is long winded. ( meaning the type of person to go on and on) I wonder how Terry felt about those scenes.
@★ Froggie Animation ★ 😂😂😂😂
My favorite episode out of all his episodes
Terry could have just told tyler no.
Would that be funny though?
Julius, not Terry dumbass
Sounds like you don't have kids. No doesn't work for kids. They want to know why.
Julius keepin it REAL
Nibble on them green beans lol
I’m not asking you to buy it, I’ll save up😂😂
I allow you to get slapped by Will Smith
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
sounds like he's doing better than me ask him for an allowance 🤣🤣
😂 😂 funniest line
Julius: i allow you to create a show on upn in 2005 called everybody hates chris about your life as a kid before you became "a successful comedian."
It makes you strong and resentful
Facts upon facts.
I like how julius looked around at 1:30 like. Are y'all hearing this. Kid just asked for a allowance
Reminds me of a time in high school when a classmate asked if I get an allowance from my dad and stepmom and I said “allowance? They ALLOW me to live there!”
I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions 😂😂😂
“I’m Finished” 🤣
Parents are like "I put a roof over your head. I put food on the table." NO, you let me sleep in your house, made me a sandwich and put me to work. To you I'm a homeless midget.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yea yoye not entitled because you a kid earn it living isn't free
@@chrisspencer4093 It damn sure isn't!
@@Ryufan60 Agreed. Why have kids period? Especially since they're expensive for a lower class family.
I swear to God I hear my father when Julius is talking to Chris about an allowance dang !
“You want to get a leather coat? You need to get a leather coat job”
I allow you to sleep here at night. I allow you to eat them potatoes. I allow you to use my lights. I allow you to drink my Kool-Aid. I allow you to nibble on them green beans. I allow you to look at that TV. I allow you to run up my gas bill. I allow you to walk up my stairs. I allow you to ask me these ridiculous-ass questions.
"I allow you to walk up my stairs"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
To be fair Chris did ask nicely and politely, it isn't fair he told everyone yes but Chris gets a two hour lecture
Ain't no shame in working hard for what you want in life though.
I allow you to to ask me these ridiculous ass questions 😂😂😂 2:04
In all fairness for the field trip one, Seeing the Statue of Liberty does sound like a fun field trip so Julius was probably thinking "Oh I cant tell her no to that. The view is incredible you can see the WHOLE city from up top. Its a magic moment."
But Julius should have at least used it as an incentive for Tonya to do more chores.
I have watched this about 449 times LOL
I Allow you to nibble on them green beans that line is always funny of what Julius said 😂😂
One of the reasons my dad never gave me an allowance 😂
Chris is a kid and his father expects him to always be independent without any help. I know that it's the point, but damn. 😅
Greg: Did you ask your Dad about the allowance?
Chris: Yes he said NO for about 2 hours 😂
I feel like Chris always get the worst end of the stick
He does. That's why the title is "Everybody Hates Chris".
Drew and Tonya get treated better, imo.
Short end you mean
@@tylerriley2587 Worst end short end its the same thing
I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions 😂
Lmao bro said Greg doing better then him ask him for $5 am really crying
You telling him boy “allowance”, please
They wrong for giving Chris hand-me-ups 😭
I allow you to ask me the ridiculous ass questions 2:05 lmao
I never asked my mom 4 a allowance because I knew she would say the same thing at 1:45.lol
Since my father always working he was always grumpy
80 percent of working class dads
That scene where Rochelle put Chris out for not doing the dishes I would of been fine okay now I can finally do something I couldn't do while taking up BS from ppl including my family
Can u please upload more episodes please put full espsiode
1:29 "I know it sounded like an innocent enough question, but here's what he heard...." That seems to happen a lot in families.
I think I was the first kid to get hand me ups🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Julius turned a lecture into two and a half hours
Julius has working persons common sense there is nothing free in this world
Loooooool done out ere 😂😂
This is the perfect dad speech.
Stay safe yall.
Julius's speech was so long. I got hungry,made some sandwich and home -made juice,watched the movie,did some errands,took a nap. And 2 hours later Julius was still saying no.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every broke family can relate with Julius remember hearing the same exact speech like it was yesterday GOOD TIMES
The man just wants to eat his dinner. Enough of the questions.
First time I have ever seen the word asks with an apostrophe in it.
I allow you to sleep here at night
I allow you to eat them potatoes
I allow you to use my lights 😂🤣
Taking care of your child now, means they owe you to take care of you when you are old. He deserves an allowance.
I allow you to sleep here at night
Julius: save up what hahaha hehehe. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
There's nothing wrong to work when you want something cuz we're Julian is trying to tell Chris is that you ain't going to get shit then Life for free you got to work your ass off to get the things you want in life.
@Otto Rocket
He's probably 12 but young kids should work for the things they want. Like cutting the someone yard or
Picking up the trash. They are other ways that a kid can do things for money.