1:33 Can’t believe no one else thinks this is funny, given the context. I mean, imagine if he actually did say that to Julius, he’d get thrown out the window for sure.
I allow you to sleep here at night. I allow you to eat them potatoes. I allow you to use my lights. I allow you to drink my Kool-Aid. I allow you to nibble on them green beans. I allow you to look at that TV. I allow you to run up my gas bill. I allow you to walk up my stairs. I allow you to ask me these ridiculous-ass questions.
That scene where Rochelle put Chris out for not doing the dishes I would of been fine okay now I can finally do something I couldn't do while taking up BS from ppl including my family
Julius: an allowance i'm not giving you money for walking around here doing nothing "an allowance" i allow you to sleep here at night I allow you to run up my gas bill i allow you to use my lights i allow you to walk up my stairs I allow you to use my electricity I allow you to eat them potatoes i allow you to drink my Kool aid i allow you to nibble on them green beans i allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions why should i give you an allowance when I already pay for everything you do i'm finished. "yugioh anime reference" [Chris then proceeds to completely counter and negate Julius ridiculous and absurd argument] Chris: i activate the trap card "mirror force" [Counters his argument] Chris: dad do you know what else you "allow" you also allow me to go to an "racist all white" school where i get my ass kicked everyday by [white kids] your comments just got reflected i just destroyed your whole "lecture" your comments were negated you just destroyed your own lecture Julius life points hit zero. Chris: the duel is over I win.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
everybody hates chris succeeded because it embraced the power of MEMES, it didn't take itself too seriously. Basically a soft take on a live action Boondocks minus the usage of "Nigga"
I would of just left home like he did before and came up
The man just wants to eat his dinner. Enough of the questions.
1:33 Can’t believe no one else thinks this is funny, given the context. I mean, imagine if he actually did say that to Julius, he’d get thrown out the window for sure.
Greg: Did you ask your Dad about the allowance? Chris: Yes he said NO for about 2 hours 😂
The funniest part
To be fair. The leather jacket was worth more than all of the other asks if I remember?
I Allow you to nibble on them green beans that line is always funny of what Julius said 😂😂
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Somebody watching??🤩🤩🤩
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This is the perfect dad speech.
I allow you to sleep here at night. I allow you to eat them potatoes. I allow you to use my lights. I allow you to drink my Kool-Aid. I allow you to nibble on them green beans. I allow you to look at that TV. I allow you to run up my gas bill. I allow you to walk up my stairs. I allow you to ask me these ridiculous-ass questions.
Alguém assistindo??💚🎭🎭
Now that I’m a Father I completely relate to Julius.
Somebody watching??☃️☃️☃️
Literally my dad when I was a kid. “Allowance? I allow you to sleep here” 😂
The Leather Jacket hates Chris Rock.
That scene where Rochelle put Chris out for not doing the dishes I would of been fine okay now I can finally do something I couldn't do while taking up BS from ppl including my family
I have watched this about 449 times LOL
This is why people shouldn't have kids when their only making ends meet.
I got snipped so this wont ever happen.
I need a leather coat job too
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Somebody watching??.💞💚💞🐾
Natural family done lol married family here source and husband done
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Somebody watching??..❄💧❄🌷
Gave that lil nigga a band 😂😂😂😂
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Alguém assistindo??.💙🦋💙🦋🌧
If you want something, work for it. There is no such thing as free lunch. Great lesson there.
the theme cue at the end of every gag never fails to get me 💀 miss this show
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Alguem assistindo??💙🦋💤🥂😎💜
Lmfaoooo
Chris should have saved the leather coat for the winter to use
Julius turned a lecture into two and a half hours
Julius: an allowance i'm not giving you money for walking around here doing nothing "an allowance" i allow you to sleep here at night I allow you to run up my gas bill i allow you to use my lights i allow you to walk up my stairs I allow you to use my electricity I allow you to eat them potatoes i allow you to drink my Kool aid i allow you to nibble on them green beans i allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions why should i give you an allowance when I already pay for everything you do i'm finished. "yugioh anime reference" [Chris then proceeds to completely counter and negate Julius ridiculous and absurd argument] Chris: i activate the trap card "mirror force" [Counters his argument] Chris: dad do you know what else you "allow" you also allow me to go to an "racist all white" school where i get my ass kicked everyday by [white kids] your comments just got reflected i just destroyed your whole "lecture" your comments were negated you just destroyed your own lecture Julius life points hit zero. Chris: the duel is over I win.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Imagine if that did happen
Julius: i allow you to create a show on upn in 2005 called everybody hates chris about your life as a kid before you became "a successful comedian."
Julius: save up what hahaha hehehe. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Why did they have too cut the song “Tough” by Kurtis Blow in that scene.
As much sense as Julius makes, 7/10 kids get allowance/pocket money
“Why should I give you an allowance, when I already pay for everything you do.” I can’t wait to say this to my future kids. Lol.
Totally. The only time I was unhappy that I didn't have kids was this scene because I wanted to use these lines on them. LOL.
Dont have kids and yoi wont have to say this.
Don’t have kids
everybody hates chris succeeded because it embraced the power of MEMES, it didn't take itself too seriously. Basically a soft take on a live action Boondocks minus the usage of "Nigga"
The older I get the more I relate to Julius lol
He could of just stole that one in the window the was no lock 😂
0:40 Chris why the hell would you wear it when it's in the summer time 😂
I swear to God I hear my father when Julius is talking to Chris about an allowance dang !
1:29 "I know it sounded like an innocent enough question, but here's what he heard...." That seems to happen a lot in families.