Rumble in the Deep [Full] 02/01/2025

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads! The sea hold mysteries and terrors and wodners and adventure: But it never be what it seem. Trust yer guts, humans, you got more in common with the ocean than ye think.
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[@br1qbat]

Whaled it❤

[@ChadTheBird]

DAMMIT! THATS PERFECT!

[@Teddygram62]

I look forward to this shit every week.

[@HubertMotleyJr]

Seconding this emotion!

[@jruler44]

Yes! As do I!

[@kevincurrie5125]

Same!

[@gabrielgrant8913]

P R E A C H

[@cavattack1]

This deserves a Nobel prize

[@ChadTheBird]

GIMMIE! I'll fight Bob Dylan!

[@BigArturo]

CHAAAAAAADDDDD!!!
*Big inhale*
THE BIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ChadTheBird]

I seen him do it! Gotta stretch first before you do that apparently!

[@jesusromanpadro3853]

"Hang up a second, I'm feeling f@king dizzy." 😅

[@V_for_Nessa]

The laugh i loughed when you stopped to breathe because you made yourself dizzy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChadTheBird]

@@V_for_Nessa SAILING IS HARD!

[@blaster915]

My weekly laugh 😂 your skits bring humour and interesting stories all the time!! Keep it up!

[@JeremyForTheWin]

Im calling you Captain Morgan Jack Sparrow from now on

[@guyverGODZILLAheiseiERA]

🔥🙏🔥So say we all 🔥🙏🔥

[@ChadTheBird]

IT IS SETTLED!

[@ZippingLake]

Best. Content. Ever! I tried to find Carlo M Cipolla book in my local bookstore after “The Art of the Stupid” soliloquy. Thank you for the entertainment

[@ChadTheBird]

NOICE!!! They got it on the Penguin site too: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/639356/the-basic-laws-of-human-stupidity-by-carlo-m-cipolla/

[@Descender98]

That opening monologue! 😂😂😂

[@Lurkin_Ryan]

Can't wait to visit home again to come see you!

[@jruler44]

🦜 🏴‍☠️ Pirate Captain Chad has a good point, the sea 🌊 is scary, dark mysterious, and foreboding environment, with true terrors 🦑🐙, but I think we can all agree a few whale 🐳 sea spray rumblies 💨, are nothing compared to the constant IBS currently happening on dry land. Man the cannons lads and lasses!! Take arms, for Chad the bird has our backs! 🫡 🏴‍☠️🦜

[@drago1877]

Bung dryer nearly killed me😂😂😂😂

[@hiphopsouldesigned]

Damn chad you working overtime

[@briandaly9523]

AVAST! What's on ye shoulder, Chad?! Thar be a parrot for Chad?!

[@doughayden]

The Bird is Legend

[@toxicpineapple2610]

Did anyone else fart in solidarity with the whales while watching?

[@guyverGODZILLAheiseiERA]

You know *#taylorSWIFT* is gonna sue right

[@ChadTheBird]

Hell I havent' stopped!

[@Toadaboticus]

The oldest known joke is a Fart Joke and Humans have been Hunting whale as long as genetic memory goes and there isn't a single memorable enough instance of a whale fart being witnessed to have felt the need to record it. It's actually astonishing seeing as Whalers had enough time to learn and figure out how to Scrimshaw.

[@Salamander_falls]

It’s the Birb!!!!! Thank the heavens!!!!’ We need his truth!!!

[@Neptunade]

The inexorable pull from time immemorial. Spinal catastrophism, save me from the lack of memory of my ascension to two legs.

[@ThatGreyGentleman]

The ocean is dark and full of farts

[@SecludedDrew]

Since I've never experienced one, does downing Daisy Cutters turn you into a pirate?

[@unknownsamuri]

Ahhh the sea! From Orcas to Krakens, Bull sharks & tigers, Stone fish & Bobbit Worms, Man-'o-War jellies & weird shit with nettles, a dark 'n mysterious place indeed, lads!... But snakes too?.. Sea snakes! Poseidon wants humans to stay inshore!

[@ChadTheBird]

YOU LEFT FER A REASON!

[@rush4mtb1]

Green Mill?

[@willpower8289]

While on the topic of pirates, being a Star Wars fan much like yourself, what are your thoughts on Skeleton Crew?

[@jackwood8307]

😅❤😅

[@WilliamSchmidNetwork]

🐋💨