xQc Tells The Story Of Losing His V Card
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- xQc is forced by the chat to tell the story of his first time... what an exciting story this is. You will NOT see xQc the same after this..
twitch.tv/xQcOW
If you see this, comment "EZ Clap"
#xQc #xQcOW #Twitch #clips #first #time #VCard #storytime #meme #memes #funny
xQc to his kindergarten girlfriend: "Hello, düd."
xQc ringing her doorbell: "Dingdong, düd."
this is why i like xqc mc speedruns he always talks about something, interacts with chat, i don't even watch it im just listening and doing my homework man miss this vibe FeelsStrongMan
True FeelsStrongMan
He did this on overwatch streams too
True
Same, except when I’m in his Timezone and he stream fucking late then It becomes a problem for my sleep schedule
Same bro same
The only time xQc has ever wanted to take a shower.
imagine if he wr'd this run, literally the only video of the run is him talking about losing his v card
lmao, he'd prob remove audio tho I bet
exlactly what I said
it would be epic
OMEGALUL
was thinking the exact same thing 😭
PogU juicer lore, thanks for uploading
Figured some people would appreciate it! Glad you did! Have an amazing day! xqcL
Back when he actually had more then 5 songs on repeat FeelsBadMan
He put empty bed and glue gun in the same playlist and repeats it 5 times yesterday. catJAM empty playlist
you can blame dmca for that
“HE WAS IN A BROTHEL CHAT” Actually good one LULW
He described a girl as MORE ADVANCED ahahah
Higher ELO
The Donos after the story are hilarious
They’re low-key kinda weird and incellish for the most part ngo
Juicer protector
ehh they ruin these good stories
do i protect my juicer or just send it oh no im crying i cant
5:56
woman "wanna go take a shower"
X "No not right now I'm trying to watch Spiderman"
Weirdchamp
can i finish the movie DÛD?
“She looked older, more mature, more a d v a n c e d”
😂
the fact he is telling this story to a bunch of 12 year old juicers LULW
My mind can't wrap around the fact that X can be an independent adult in the real world that can clap chicks if he wants to.
His manchild act is for the camera
1 Answer..... wait for it..... Money hes a literally millionaire
I wasn't there so let's see pepelaugh teatime these random vids are good cause most I didn't see keep it up
I think it can be fun to bring up some stuff like this and watching it had me laughing the whole way through. Hope it did the same for you! I have a bunch of random old clips, videos, stories, and all that which I haven't posted yet. I'll definitely post more of those soon. Another storytime video tomorrow maybe? PauseChamp
@@Tongys Pogu yh I loved it
For those of you wondering, yes this isn't new. I uploaded this ages ago but it was a bit messed up. So, I decided to just fix it and reupload it for all of those who are interested to enjoy. So enjoy, have an amazing day/night/evening, and xqcL
Oh no, X will be featured in the “you are the father show”😳
Oh sht monkaS
Ding doooong.. dud
And then she answers.. "dud"
She claps me, so I clap her
@@HeyJoJoTF2 oh god no futa
: aww, mustard! come on man, now don’t put no mustard on that, you need to put a little season on that thing! what! man come on get that pepper off there! come on, somebody come get this man! come on now, come on get that pepper of there, that’s just too much doggone pepper. i don’t wanna see this no more!
Settle down, okay?
i want to build a boat
Everyone: listening to the story
Me: IS THIS WORLD RECORD
I love how with xqc it's Ding Dong Dud
not Ding Dong Ditch
Thank you for including all of the donos after I was dying lmaooo
he’s actually so endearing i love him xqcL
xqc minecraft speedruns are best content, i can just listen to him talk while i do something
"She pegged you" monkaW Lmao chat
the room 😳HELL YEAH DUD
who the fuk calls someone over from kindergarden after 10 years to get clapped lmaoo
No one :
xQc every 5 sec : and i was like .... you know
Sadge he lost his special business card
Felix: tells 12 year olds about losing his v card
also Felix: is surprised when they ask about it
someone in chat: "Have a child pagchomp" lollololol fkin chat
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Actual warlord irl
Mans showered and didn’t clap 😂😂😂😂
He did tho
True, should have clapped in the shower
clapping in the shower is kinda trash
MC runs FeelsStrongMan
8:25 "BUT DID YOU FINISH SPIDERMAN" OMEGALUL HAHAHHAHAHHAA
😳👉👈 “hello dud”
“So I stopped on Spider Man”
actual warlord dud
my man played tutorial on easy mode OMEGALUL
i'm on veteran difficulty Sadge
i can only now envision xqc with a girl and he starts talking in his lingo like "do you want to see my juicer dud?"
PepeLaugh i remember watching this live
its crazy how a few months pass and now mods wouldve seen the 🐻 Clap and perma them
issa bot
Tong piercing OMEGALUL
i figured it out, xqc has been playing a life long game where if you dont say dud every 5s he loses. almost like hot potatoe
Ding dong dud
one of the very few lucky individuals to see the juicer
If he likes spiderman, why doesn't he stream the game?
That was the story of XQC's first and only shower in his entire life
Everyday my confidence shatter
I'm handsome..
I'm handsome Copege
5:19 "I was stalling ya know"
chatter: Still Are
Even tho xqc is a literal minecraft skeleton he’s probably got the biggest juicer on twitch.
black people exist
Every time I watch xcq he sounds more and more québécois.
I'm on my way to become a wizard Sadge
8:13 jesus ,dude in chat looking for that clout.
He's back to minecraft PogU
Nope
ding dong Dud
I hope that my juicer didn’t speed run his first juicing process.
yo the girl actually took the lead wow
Thank you for uploading this lmao xqcl
"idk, hello... dud"
LOL the dono at the end
Someone in chat said he was in a brothel LULW GOOD ONE DUD
Bruh the dam donos ruined it
Big ol’ Kappa
I also lost my Vcard watching Spiderman 1 and I didn't even have a condom on
Aww🤢, musta🤮! Cman ma🤦♀️, now don’t put no musta on dat😵, U need to put a little season on dat thang🔥! WHAT🙍🏿♂️! Man cmon 🤡get that peppah😱 off there🤐! Come on, somebody come get this man😡! Cmon now😬, come on get that peppah of there❌, that’s just too much doggone peppah💀. I’on wanna see this nomo😫💩f
🥩🧂
Aww🤢, musta🤮! Cman ma🤦♀️, 👩👩 now don’t 👎👎 put ✋ no ❌ musta on dat😵, 🍖🌽 U need to put ☝🔥 a little 🔜 season on dat thang🔥! WHAT🙍🏿♂️! 😧😦 Man 💂 cmon 🤡get 🌾🉐 that 😐💦 peppah😱 off 💰💸 there🤐! Come 💦 on, 🔌🅱 somebody come get 🉐😢 this man😡! 👏 Cmon now😬, ⌛👇 come 💦😩 on get 👨🏼 that peppah of 💯 there❌, 👧 that’s 😐😤 just 👏👏 too much 👌 doggone peppah💀. I’on 👁👀 wanna ♀♀ see 👁 this nomo😫💩f
If he can, we all can.
some people in chat said french kiss when xqc said "she had tongue thing" he meant tongue piercing if any of those r reading
Soo.. did he kill the dragon or not??
These "share" moments shows that felix is getting more mature. Dudes pushing 30... he better start...I'm sure Sammy waiting on a baby lol :p
Too soon Sadge
Yeah Sammy is there Copege
Losing your virginity is the biggest hustle, after that it's finding a fucking ps5
imagine if that was his pb run
OMG I LOSED KREYGASM
18 sure PepeLaugh
EZ Clap
"i probably scored 2 balls"
"xQc Tells The Story Of Losing His V Card" while playing minecraft
Big W
Legendary, never been done before. I was actually going to add that in the title but then I decided it's too long of a title if I added "While playing Minecraft". Anyway, hope you have an amazing day/night. xqcL
Why he say it like (kinder)GARDEN
"juicer suck" I don't know if that's actually what the dono said but that's a nice term.
HELL YEAH DUD
Can’t drive OMEGALUL
Probably the only video of X where the chat is funnier than him :))))))))))))
This is how you lose it. Ready? Get a house/apartment. Get a hot roommate. ??? Profit!
EZ Clap
Also anyone got a link for the song in backround?
Spiderman LULW I REMEMBER
Song?
Is he really wearing a shirt with a picture of himself on it? LOL.
Ok well the story was pog but the end of the video was pretty weird lol
What happened in Spiderman 1?
My JUICER lol sorry for that shit post before.
This fucking chat I cant OMEGALUL. PepeLaugh ---> DeadRose
My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mom said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately". Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. 3 years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, i have never touched a cigarette, I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this video gave me cancer anyway.
You already know xqc dies just so he can speedrun losing his v card again
What's a V card? FeelsDankMan
Protecct it 😡🤚
Asl ong as u dont see the BOOBA
V card = Vegetable Card - With this card, you may have one free pass to turn down the vegetables that your mother made for dinner.
@@Tongys GOOD ONE LULW
Why is he talking about a date when the title is about a Credit card? im confused
kissie lmao
Why is he speedrunning again
EZ CLAP
why is khe reseting again n again
his community is just thirsty 13 year olds
did he find it