Why did so many people watch this video but so few liked? Came here from welsknight’s response rap, and while I thought that was great, I don’t think it stood a chance against this
The Hermits when they watch this: "Hermit-dang" The Hermits when they get their revenge: "Hermit-sang" The Hermits when calling each other on discord: "Hermit-rang" The Hermits when dressing up for Halloween: "Hermit-fang" The Hermits when last airbending: "Hermit-Aang"
Jevin, I'm sending you to heaven xB got crafted then blown up by me Zed thinks he's on Zoom, 'til he heard BOOM We dubbin' Cub when he flies, c'mon, that was ice. NICE!
Listen Hermits, we’ve been waiting along time to drop this and now… you’re done. Back in 2019 the dream team and g-team thought they’d be fiends. Increasing The amount of smoke that’s getting blown among the Hermits But if anyone knows about blowin up it’s us. Don’t get too nervous. Let’s go over some old news: I’ll be here from the start to the end But it felt cold when you went bold and loco and you didn’t even write my name with your pen So let’s get started with *DocEminem* . Yeah I’m gonna pop you again With the holiest odious super fire always raging within The OG GOAT of MC You see *grian* ? They can only see me creeping. And hissing as I peek behind you scheming Put respect on my name or I’m gonna leave your butt screaming Your redstone can’t delay the lesson that we’ve gotta teach And *Welsknight* cannot build a Kingdom with a wall we cannot breach The only hope you have is when you see us givin out a screech Cry to your friends to dig you out the hole you got in with your speech 16x Hermit Bang There’s no *falsification* of conversation that you’re getting served Let me go back when your mind cracked. You’re on my track and oh no you cannot swerve Cause these rails they do not curve, and you’re headed right to your Impact with the pickaxe made of sick facts when I spit these words Speakin about sick facts you know that’s harder than nether right? Been got so many times it’s now an *impulse* . No fight only flight. Some *mumbo jumbo* bout takin us out. But you know, that’s alright We’ll keep comin back. Numbers on our side. You cannot end our might. On *a scale* from 1 to 10 I rate him ears bleeding again _Gotta rename your green blocks to something like “Why’s-he-so-loudium?”_ Yo why are you pouting man? You know that I am a *fan* . But if you’re gonna use our green style, pay us our dividend. You try to *corral us* and we’ll just spawn right behind you Wait until you’ve got some diamond gear then do what we gotta do But we’re patient, we know when the timing is right to move Drop in like bombs from the ceiling. *b-o-o BOO* Hermit Bang x16 *X* we’re gonna give it to ya. We’re gonna give it to ya. *X* we’re gonna give it to ya. Hahaha We’re gonna give it to ya that you gave it your best But why haven’t you replied to my DM’s, *X* ? *Assume avoid* ance is the only way you’ll pass our test Believe a lie. Try to get away. We’ll be there. Flex. But *yo hills* are lookin kinda nice this time of day With the dawn sun rising. What was I tryin’ to say? Get *hypnotizd* by our *renderin’ of dogs* in the bay Think you’ve won? You’ve just jumped in our special Hermit Souffle But now the time’s nigh for the lime guy to climb high It’s a tight vine but my rhyme’s grime. And you know I’m primed for a Mine Crime! Take a moment to prepare your last meal before the next verse I’m the real *stress monster* . Call *Miss Cleo* Predict the crown’ll sit upon my head. While millions of people Enjoy this old-timey *beef* stew I serve with chianti No *tinfoil* hats, just a boss *chef* . The real King Ramsay And after they’ve enjoyed the *good times with* this meal The people dance the *tango* as I’m coming in for the steal And redefining this *ethos* . You know I’m keeping it real I have no idea how to include *Jevin* , *xB* , or *Zedaph* in my rhymes But we’ll still blow them up, too. Ha! Ya feel? Hard Ones: Cubfan -> fan Keralis -> corral us BDoubleO -> BOO Scar -> good times with Xisuma -> assume avoid (as well as X, but that’s not hard) Iskall -> a scale Extra: Gotta rename your green blocks to something like “Why’s-he-so-loudium?” is a reference to Iskall calling slime blocks Iskallium. Thanks to the people in the reply’s for helping out with iskall and the extra xisumavoid!
“Gotta rename your green blocks to something like “why’s-so-loudium?” Is probably iskall because slime is green and he calls it iskallium. Edit: spelling
Good times with Scar: "And after they’ve enjoyed the good times with this meal" Iskall: "On a scale from 1 to 10 I rate him ears bleeding again /Gotta rename your green blocks to something like “Why’s-he-so-loudium?"" Can't find Cub, but I don't watch him so I'm prob just missing a reference.
Says the guy who 'sploded on ZombieCleo on half health and couldn't kill her (talking about when Grian set up a trap in Keralis' diamond office in the chair) Half of the lyrics is "Hermit-Bang" 🤣
@@Laura_Sim1235 Read the description, the creepers are canonically the ones roasting the hermits. Creepers have been in Minecraft for a long time, so team star was late to the show. To be honest, I wasn't really satisfied with welsknight's response, welsknight didn't really respond to the creepers that are roasting the hermits, he just roasted café stifflered.
@@stifflered I like the idea of all the creepers being expendables that serve a very powerful creeper boss, and the creeper boss made a deal with you where they stop attacking you in exchange for dissing everyone.
lyrics according to the subtitles : this ought to be good... listen hermits we've been waiting a long time to drop this and now ( and now) your done Back in 2019 the dream team and g-team thought they'd be fiends increasing the amount of smoke that's getting blown i'm on the hermits but if anyone knows about blowing up its us don't get you nervous lets go over some old news i'll be here from start to the end but it felt cold when you went baldness going you didn't even write my name with your pen so lets get started with document M. yeah i'm gonna pop you again with the holiest sodium superfire always raging within the OG g o a t o n c you see green they can only see me creeping and hissing as i peek behind your skin respect on my name or [music] the only hope you have is when you see us giving out a screech cry to your friends and dig you out the hole you got him with your speech I'm a thing x15 when you're my crack you're my tractor no no you cannot swerve cuz these rails they do not curve and you're headed right to your impact with the pickaxe made of sickbacks when i spit these words speaking about sick facts you know that's harder than another right being god so many times it's now an impulse no fight only fight some mumbo [music] bleeding again gotta rename your green boxes something like why is he so louding him yo why are you pouting man, you know that i'm a fan but if you're going to use our green style pay us our dividend you try to corral us and we'll just spawn right behind you you've got some diamond gear then do what we've gotta do but we're patient, we know when the timing is right to move, dropping like bombs from the ceiling. [music] [music] we're gonna give it to you that you gave it your best but why haven't you replied to your dm's axe extreme avoidance is the only way you'll pass our tests believe a lie try to get away we'll be there FLAGS but your heels are looking nice this time of day with the dawn sunrise what i was trying to say get hypnotized by a rendering of dogs in a bay you just jumped into out special hermit souffle but now the time's nigh for the lime guy to climb high it's a tight fine but my rhyme's grime and you know im primed for a mine crime ( take a moment to prepare your last meal before the next verse i'm the real stress monster [music] and after they've enjoyed the good times with this meal the people dance the tangles i'm coming in for the steel and redefining these ethos you know i'm keeping it real i have no idea how to include jevin xb or zf in my rhymes but we'll still blow them up too you feel boom [music] [music] slight difference to the actual song, but barely noticeable. ;)
Aww xb zf and Jevin are legit my fav hermits but that's okay! I really like this! Question. People are saying wels made this so uh is that true? Edit: oh wait no wels responded to this rap
Me and my creeps we doing our thing, We burst in on Jevin, wonder what he textin. Soon We spy a Zedaph playing with his silly machines. While he’s not looking We creep up and blow him to smithereens. Me creeps be laughing so hard as can be, we found Jevin’s phone and he mistype his smiley as XB. Hope you like it XD
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GG! Barely escaped being roasted there. Nice remix!
@cubfan135 welskight absolutely killed this man
Was the “Real King Ramsey” a shit at Cub?🤷🏻♀️I think maybe it was an attempt...
Lol
Not for long!
🔥🔥🔥🔥 killed it!
Wouldn't want to be a hermit right now 😂
Why did so many people watch this video but so few liked? Came here from welsknight’s response rap, and while I thought that was great, I don’t think it stood a chance against this
@@thetwizard9290 same bro
ely playing both sides with Wels and Cafe Stifflered.... hmm, idk what to say
I would after wels and you released the absolute fire distrack
I think you did your job to well from 2 years ago... you became the thing you swore to destroy ely
Coming back to this track and woooahhh still amazing 🔥🔥🔥
ye I keep coming back
Ye
Wels was better ngl
Wels song is WAY better. Good job on the Collab Ely!
Nice, ely playing both sides like a weapons contractor. Gotta hedge your bets. 😄
Hmm, I'd call that a light roasting
lole
Hmm yes lol
Your the reason did the dark roast diss response
lmao
This comment right is I think it the reason welsknight made his song "dark roast"
(I didn't look at the dates idk)
The Hermits when they watch this: "Hermit-dang"
The Hermits when they get their revenge: "Hermit-sang"
The Hermits when calling each other on discord: "Hermit-rang"
The Hermits when dressing up for Halloween: "Hermit-fang"
The Hermits when last airbending: "Hermit-Aang"
The hermits when reading that comment: This is Hermit-lang
Hermit slang?
Heh
That last one got me in the- hermit-feels
@@MegaRayquaza260 oh no
Frienship ended with Hermitgang...
Its now HERMITBANG FOR ME
This is so fire dude, I feel the hype XD
Hard choices require the strongest of wills
Hey Ariosor I love your videos!
Love your vids Ariosor
Lyrics: Hermit Bang hermit bang
Captions: *I'm a thing I'm a thing*
yes
My captions are just:
**music**
Someone animate this and have a Creeper actually rap this in front of the hermits.
someone did it for Hermitgang so I'm sure it will happen
Imagine this. Someone animates a mix between this and wels response as an epic battle
Jevin, I'm sending you to heaven
xB got crafted then blown up by me
Zed thinks he's on Zoom, 'til he heard BOOM
We dubbin' Cub when he flies, c'mon, that was ice. NICE!
*all the hermits be planning a comeback*
I would love that
i think it already has.......just not out yet
Wels just completely dissed him today
[Wels noises]
Told ya
this man woke up and chose violence. respect
Then he insulted a whole smp
Listen Hermits, we’ve been waiting along time to drop this and now… you’re done.
Back in 2019 the dream team and g-team thought they’d be fiends. Increasing
The amount of smoke that’s getting blown among the Hermits
But if anyone knows about blowin up it’s us. Don’t get too nervous.
Let’s go over some old news: I’ll be here from the start to the end
But it felt cold when you went bold and loco and you didn’t even write my name with your pen
So let’s get started with *DocEminem* . Yeah I’m gonna pop you again
With the holiest odious super fire always raging within
The OG GOAT of MC
You see *grian* ? They can only see me creeping.
And hissing as I peek behind you scheming
Put respect on my name or I’m gonna leave your butt screaming
Your redstone can’t delay the lesson that we’ve gotta teach
And *Welsknight* cannot build a Kingdom with a wall we cannot breach
The only hope you have is when you see us givin out a screech
Cry to your friends to dig you out the hole you got in with your speech
16x Hermit Bang
There’s no *falsification* of conversation that you’re getting served
Let me go back when your mind cracked. You’re on my track and oh no you cannot swerve
Cause these rails they do not curve, and you’re headed right to your
Impact with the pickaxe made of sick facts when I spit these words
Speakin about sick facts you know that’s harder than nether right?
Been got so many times it’s now an *impulse* . No fight only flight.
Some *mumbo jumbo* bout takin us out. But you know, that’s alright
We’ll keep comin back. Numbers on our side. You cannot end our might.
On *a scale* from 1 to 10 I rate him ears bleeding again
_Gotta rename your green blocks to something like “Why’s-he-so-loudium?”_
Yo why are you pouting man? You know that I am a *fan* .
But if you’re gonna use our green style, pay us our dividend.
You try to *corral us* and we’ll just spawn right behind you
Wait until you’ve got some diamond gear then do what we gotta do
But we’re patient, we know when the timing is right to move
Drop in like bombs from the ceiling. *b-o-o BOO*
Hermit Bang x16
*X* we’re gonna give it to ya. We’re gonna give it to ya.
*X* we’re gonna give it to ya. Hahaha
We’re gonna give it to ya that you gave it your best
But why haven’t you replied to my DM’s, *X* ?
*Assume avoid* ance is the only way you’ll pass our test
Believe a lie. Try to get away. We’ll be there. Flex.
But *yo hills* are lookin kinda nice this time of day
With the dawn sun rising. What was I tryin’ to say?
Get *hypnotizd* by our *renderin’ of dogs* in the bay
Think you’ve won? You’ve just jumped in our special Hermit Souffle
But now the time’s nigh for the lime guy to climb high
It’s a tight vine but my rhyme’s grime. And you know I’m primed for a Mine Crime!
Take a moment to prepare your last meal before the next verse
I’m the real *stress monster* . Call *Miss Cleo*
Predict the crown’ll sit upon my head. While millions of people
Enjoy this old-timey *beef* stew I serve with chianti
No *tinfoil* hats, just a boss *chef* . The real King Ramsay
And after they’ve enjoyed the *good times with* this meal
The people dance the *tango* as I’m coming in for the steal
And redefining this *ethos* . You know I’m keeping it real
I have no idea how to include *Jevin* , *xB* , or *Zedaph* in my rhymes
But we’ll still blow them up, too. Ha! Ya feel?
Hard Ones:
Cubfan -> fan
Keralis -> corral us
BDoubleO -> BOO
Scar -> good times with
Xisuma -> assume avoid (as well as X, but that’s not hard)
Iskall -> a scale
Extra: Gotta rename your green blocks to something like “Why’s-he-so-loudium?” is a reference to Iskall calling slime blocks Iskallium.
Thanks to the people in the reply’s for helping out with iskall and the extra xisumavoid!
“Gotta rename your green blocks to something like “why’s-so-loudium?” Is probably iskall because slime is green and he calls it iskallium.
Edit: spelling
That’s 24 ...man you really did diss all of them
Scale maybe?
Assume Avoidance is xisumavoid, if you say it fast enough
@@ChiefArug Wohhh
"I have no idea how to include Jevin, xB, or Zedaph in my rhymes" lol
Toasted and roasted
Why is this so catchy?
That “X gon give it to ya” reference, and the barking after it, A+
Ely needs to remix this remix of his remix...
Well he made a response ;)
That "assume avoidance" was very clever I must say
Oh my god. This is going to be on loop tomorrow while I work.
Oh god. Bob the Creeper Building Inspector has sick rhymes! :O
Yoo this is pretty fire! Ngl, I was quite surprised to see this in my notifications feed xD
Hermits I didn't catch you blowing up:
Cub
Iskall
Scar
(Please reply the lines they were blown up with)
Good times with Scar: "And after they’ve enjoyed the good times with this meal"
Iskall: "On a scale from 1 to 10 I rate him ears bleeding again /Gotta rename your green blocks to something like “Why’s-he-so-loudium?""
Can't find Cub, but I don't watch him so I'm prob just missing a reference.
@@vincentraitt5697 CUB'S
YO WHY ARE YOU POUTING MAN YOU KNOW I AM A *FAN*
Wait, was Grian a diss or did I miss it?
@@Laura_Sim1235 You see Grian(green)? They can only see me creeping.
I don't watch Iskall or Cub, but Scar is the ,,GOOD TIMES with this meal" joke
Says the guy who 'sploded on ZombieCleo on half health and couldn't kill her (talking about when Grian set up a trap in Keralis' diamond office in the chair)
Half of the lyrics is "Hermit-Bang" 🤣
I just found the lyrics in the description, literal fire. Also thank you Ely for bringing me over here!
Thank you for this comment. I had been looking for the lyrics. This is so much fun! And really well done.
Dude if this is your hermit content cant wait to see your next stuff def earned a sub this is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
yo the way he did that word play making assume avoidance sound like xisumavoid. Damnnnn
Dude you did an awesome job!! 🔥🔥🔥 I hope the hermits react to the pain... hermit pangs 👀
Daiiimmmmmmmm
Team star got a real rival !
@@stifflered uhh.. No your late.. By ~2 years
Ps: love the song but the hermits win
@@Laura_Sim1235 Read the description, the creepers are canonically the ones roasting the hermits. Creepers have been in Minecraft for a long time, so team star was late to the show.
To be honest, I wasn't really satisfied with welsknight's response, welsknight didn't really respond to the creepers that are roasting the hermits, he just roasted café stifflered.
@@stifflered I like the idea of all the creepers being expendables that serve a very powerful creeper boss, and the creeper boss made a deal with you where they stop attacking you in exchange for dissing everyone.
I heard the majority of them I’m even familiar with, but yeah for sure a bop
@@stifflered only one I’m familiar with that I didn’t hear was vintage beef
Etho might have been in there, not totally sure if i heard the lyrics correctly though
@@stifflered i didn't hear scar, bdubs, of Keralis
@@MegaRayquaza260 same i can't find bdubs
scar = good times with
keralis =corral us
@@MegaRayquaza260 Bdubs is b-o-o
Dan Bull "Creeper Rap"
Show me the real Creeper Rap
Dan Bull "Creeper Rap (Remix)"
I said the real Creeper Rap
This
Perfect
Dude I've been listening to hermitgang almost every week since it came out, but now I'm gonna listen to this everyday instead
@@stifflered shhhhhhh I'll be as quiet as the creepers that sneak behind scar 🤫
lyrics according to the subtitles :
this ought to be good...
listen hermits we've been waiting a long time to drop this and now ( and now) your done
Back in 2019 the dream team and g-team thought they'd be fiends increasing the amount of smoke that's getting blown i'm on the hermits but if anyone knows about blowing up its us don't get you nervous
lets go over some old news i'll be here from start to the end but it felt cold when you went baldness going you didn't even write my name with your pen so lets get started with document M. yeah i'm gonna pop you again with the holiest sodium superfire always raging within the OG g o a t o n c
you see green they can only see me creeping and hissing as i peek behind your skin respect on my name or [music]
the only hope you have is when you see us giving out a screech cry to your friends and dig you out the hole you got him with your speech
I'm a thing x15
when you're my crack you're my tractor no no you cannot swerve cuz these rails they do not curve and you're headed right to your impact with the pickaxe made of sickbacks when i spit these words
speaking about sick facts you know that's harder than another right being god so many times it's now an impulse no fight only fight
some mumbo [music]
bleeding again gotta rename your green boxes something like why is he so louding him yo why are you pouting man, you know that i'm a fan but if you're going to use our green style pay us our dividend you try to corral us and we'll just spawn right behind you you've got some diamond gear then do what we've gotta do but we're patient, we know when the timing is right to move, dropping like bombs from the ceiling.
[music]
[music]
we're gonna give it to you that you gave it your best but why haven't you replied to your dm's axe extreme avoidance is the only way you'll pass our tests believe a lie try to get away we'll be there FLAGS
but your heels are looking nice this time of day with the dawn sunrise what i was trying to say get hypnotized by a rendering of dogs in a bay you just jumped into out special hermit souffle
but now the time's nigh for the lime guy to climb high it's a tight fine but my rhyme's grime and you know im primed for a mine crime ( take a moment to prepare your last meal before the next verse
i'm the real stress monster [music]
and after they've enjoyed the good times with this meal the people dance the tangles i'm coming in for the steel and redefining these ethos you know i'm keeping it real
i have no idea how to include jevin xb or zf in my rhymes but we'll still blow them up too you feel boom
[music]
[music]
slight difference to the actual song, but barely noticeable. ;)
Thanks
wow nice job man
Sounds almost lit... until Wels dropped absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥
Aww xb zf and Jevin are legit my fav hermits but that's okay! I really like this! Question. People are saying wels made this so uh is that true?
Edit: oh wait no wels responded to this rap
The rhythm is actually pretty good, for a Minecraft diss track😂
Damn Imma go see the original one now
"we rosted every hermit"
Bdubs: 🧍♂️
b-o-o
@@burke615 ah yes
Heyo this slaps
Also "docm&m is fuckin hilarious to me, I love it!
I was over here wondering how he was going to make all the hermits near the middle and then he started *rapid firing...* this was great!
Hey yo wels, your presence is required mr. Knight... Oh wait he dropped dark roast today 😅🥰 As a coffee lover, I approve of all of this 🤣😂
That was nice. Loved how you included them in the lyrics
man just surrendered after 3 minutes
i love this!
EDIT: WHOA!! I just listened through this like 5 times, and its so good!!! keep up the good work!
This was epic my dude! 🤯🔥
Love the use of mumbo's awkward outro to mention the hermits you couldn't rhyme haha
(Tho you could send Jevin to heaven)
I wish I had seen this a year and a half ago... it was amusing... original has better pacing, but Wells MIGHT of won the rap battle ye got some talent
Hermit(head)Bang! Love it!
2:58 yo is it just me or that "disgusting" sounds like tubbo
Oh wait it does
Why did I have chills from listening to this...
Dude- this is amazing!!!
I know that rhythm and beat ;)
Calling the Hermits out, Welsknight dropped a reply and it was lit. Good job though, this was a fun remix.
Holy crap, Stifflered, this is amazing!!!
What did I just wander into this is awesome
Lol the last line cracked me up. XD
This is lit 🔥🔥 Good job!
...
Xb - crafted, jevin - jiving, zedaph - any reference to sheep looking at hermits? 🙈
Zedaph - "Zed-pah, can't even be bothered pronouncing the name"
Oml I love the ERBH ref at the end lolol
Ohk this was fire man, appreciate the stuff
Man this is awesome
THIS ONE IS LIT
Ooh that callback to Epicrapbatles of history was realy good
I am REELING. how is this so clever and well delivered. my god
This is legitimately funny
it's the time when minecrafters rap better than actual rappers
imma say as a big hermitcraft fan that i love this and the way you rap
Too cool!
This is so sick
Massive super duper extra large mega AWESOME!
Super fire🔥🔥
The captions don’t even try they just go “music”
You done did it now. Welsk is coming for you.
daanggg, this is fire!
This is gonna be my new vocal annunciation warm-up. Holy crud man
i can't find bdoubleO in the song
@@stifflered i found him
Great track dude, Super funny and the beat was amazing.
This is sick!
Me and my creeps we doing our thing,
We burst in on Jevin, wonder what he textin. Soon We spy a Zedaph playing with his silly machines. While he’s not looking We creep up and blow him to smithereens.
Me creeps be laughing so hard as can be, we found Jevin’s phone and he mistype his smiley as XB.
Hope you like it XD
Eat Dark Roast mate!
All three raps that have come out of the HermitGang thing are bangers though😅
I think I lost my Pink toast
Café Stifflered Damn good Idea!
This is banging!!
I love the play off of the hermit gang rap
This is amazing!!!
I love this it’s so good!
Epic bars man as a watcher of hermitcraft even I like this
It’s so so so good i like it alot
well this is amazing
this is lowkey just a venting song because they don't reply. the plot twist is he's just simping for the hermits.
Wels has done a response rap, its awesome just like this one!
@@ChiefArug Ye that’s how I found it
It's called comedy my friend! He has no malice, just having a bit of fun 💜
@@cheeanne i am aware
@@overspiced2284 same
This is absolute fire!! 🔥Hermitbang ftw
Dang the hermits got so roasted than a chicken. 👏👏👏👏 Keep it up Ely!!
This is fire. Good job
How he used the DMX X don't give it to ya Flow un the mittle 😂
variant
I didn't realize Spaz was so good at spitting rhymes!
AUDIBLE GASP
That was amazing!! 10/10
Wow!
This is good
🔥🔥🔥
Still got the fire
😲 I can't wait for their comeback.
Yes. Amazing!!
LETS GOOOOOOOO
Idk how but that intro sounds SO like kealis
Its fire 🔥🔥🔥
it has rap god vibes too🖒