Thank you so much for just shredding stuff. Some people talk and have an hour long video, only shredding 5 or 6 items. Soooooo annoying. You guys and gals rock!!!
My favorite part 0:52 KABOOM 4:26 Wiggle wiggle 4:59 KABOOM 2 5:20 Sad wood 🪵 6:02 Straw attack 8:11 Any last words? *SQUEAK* 9:21 Born survivor 9:28 Born survivor’s end 9:53 Somebody tooted 10:00 Uhh 10:24 The end 1:54:59
I actually made one of these out of what are called Vex parts. Vex is a company that designs parts for classrooms that can be taken as competitions or learning opportunities. Our final assignment in robotics class this year was to make something of our choice as long as the teacher approved. I took two motors and geared them down to crap to spin even slower than these shredders and I gotta say, I forgot how powerful these things are. Because mine uses plastic gears and parts (and plastic sprockets for the jaws) it doesn't shred exceptionally well, especially with the underpowered motors. It's crazy to be reminded of what you can do with actual parts after using those crap Vex parts lol. I suppose they aren't crap for what they're intended, that being building robots to compete with, but they do suck for making things like shredders. It is still pretty damn satisfying to throw some paper in there and watch it just d i e, but it obviously couldn't quite do something like a damn cutting board. cool stuff
What object would you throw into the shredder?
My will to live.
MYSELF
A concrete brick
Trash
your hand (real hand)
I think im the only one who imagines the shredder is alive and is eating the things 💀
Your not the only one-
same bro
things
I do the same
It makεs it so much more satisfying
nope I do to
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Edit: Thx For The Likes
Bro is single handedly helping me fall asleep with these vids
Sometimes double handedly
@@M-eye-tBintentional Lmao
@@NowThatsASpicyMeatball *Am I wrong tho?*
@C.O.S.M.O.Sofficial No you are not wrong.
I watch these every night lmao
“Daddy where did all my toys go?” 😂
Same place as mommy's wedding gifts sweetie
@@darkstarmoonshadowNAH
To youtube views, honey.
Dad. Where did you put my Nutella? 😂😂lol
lol
19:11 grinds toilet paper
**2020 PTSD kicks in**
Using the grinder for it's intended purpose: ❌
Cronch cronch nom nom: ✅
Y e s
Y e s
Where do you even get this
WRONG@HurricaneIdris
@@nektariosnektarios1704 wrong
Thank you so much for just shredding stuff. Some people talk and have an hour long video, only shredding 5 or 6 items. Soooooo annoying. You guys and gals rock!!!
Yeah, and no annoying music, it's great
The way it gobbled up the soap bars at 21:46 was unsettling. Eerily organic.
That is true come to think of it.
"eerily organic" is never something i ever want to hear
It reminds me of boiling water
Dad? Why the house is empty?...
"W-well son.... Ask mom!
Mom why the house is empty A guy named god her shedded all the things son
Mom: Uh... Me and your dad have a kind of weird hobby, you know...
Kid: ok…
Brother: what happened
Kid: *turns to adult*
7:42 EXITS THERE! “walks to shredder”
Edit: 10 likes already? Holy!!
lol
23:14 - 23:25
What everyone wants to do with their alarm clocks when they go off lol
More like what cartoon characters would do each time their clock turns on
I laughed at 23:14 😂😂😂😂
It amazes me how strong this thing is, to simply clobber through metal like jelly
20 likes and no comments? Let me fix that
and jelly like jelly
Torque my boy!
Ikr! Like old phones too! Idk what those things are made of but they’re like practically indestructible!
And jelly like metal
4:26 rip for the camera
AGH MY EYES
22:10 That's how he cleans it
Yeah lol
LOL UNDERATED COMMENT
6:43 I LOVE IT!! ❤❤❤
4:26 camera got *S O A K E D*
5:30 buzz lightyears fate😭
Amputation
I couldn't stop laughing at this when the foot part smacked the camera 😂
Toy story 5 leaks (real)
I’ve been waiting so long for this ever since the 500 video Dropped!
5:31 Toy story 5 looks promising
lol
NOT ANYMORE 😈
It hurts my soul when i see food shredded 😭
Same.
Especially the one with the cucumbers💀💀
Yes, i like everything but the food😭
i mean it’s still edible
What about the SpongeBob characters? That’s what made me sad
I just came back from nostalgia ITS BEEN OVER 2 YEARS SINCE I'VE EVER WATCHED YOU
Let’s take a moment to appreciate whoever cleans it
all you need is a hose and it comes right off cause it’s metal
I cleaned it at night when he was sleeping
🤮
o7
And the jello makes a really satisfying sound
It sounded like you're making a gooey monster.
Sounds like gore
Literally started crying when I seen the full jars of Nutella going in
Same
same 😩😭😭😭
What's the timestamp for it?
2:45
@@yrrr48712:45
Wowww so cool so satisfying
You officially graduated to Sid from Toy Story levels of wanton destruction once you shredded that Buzz Lightyear.
0:55: my brain 2 seconds before the math test
9:14 *screaming intensifies as he gets shredded.*
@Jisso_fantastic bro edited
He is shredding things like it does not have price.
28:39 my favorite fruit
It is so satisfying I can’t stop watching these videos
2:02
Spongebob reached out to God, but he did not answer
You’re a toy that no one buys: Panik
Someone buys you: Kalm
That someone is Gojzer: PANIK
thanks
Llllliooooooolll
I love your videos gojzer!
So many things in this video have the screams of the damned and I love it lol
Esena paa a p
fff
You
Are
Not
4:26 top 5 scariest jumpscares
Seeing the cokes explode was simply incredible!
1:00:52 at least the red one survived
Gojzer never fails to make me 😃😀
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4:38 the pigs SQUEALING 🐖💀💀💀
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
4:43 huggy wuggy,s alternate death
2:02 :mr Krabs: NO NOT MY BOY! Squidward:😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:07 love this one my favorite
Btoo 😂😂😂, He failed the exam so That His parents wont be mad
When mom reacts F math test/homework=
3:07
This is how Kid destroying math test/homework
@@SGstudiosfromSAEN I do not even remember making this comment
I was asleep when you uploaded 😩
Shredders can go on bikes?!
That`s what i was thinking too
Duh
NO THAY *CANT*
@@georgecatling9799 if you think about it they can
Omg I just saw the clip wtf!
Man, Sid is really at his dream job, huh?
I love watching these to help me fall asleep! So relaxing ❤
bro i tried to sleep to this and the loud and annoying noises (plus the ads) kept me up all night!
same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🐯🐅🐯🐅
@@childmuncherme chilling with youtube premium
This video keeps getting brighter and bigger and greater
AHHH GOJZER THIS IS AMAZING
Thats pretty cool and yeah satisfying
3:07 **grade 1 on test**
Me: _Lets shredd this test in my bike!_
2:02 SpongeBob!
2:04 and Mr. Krabs.
RIP 😔
i know
"So what do you do in your free time?"
"Rich guy stuff"
i like to pretend their screaming as they get shredded.
i’m insane ik
your not.
I do it too.
*im insane.*
Same
I do that too lol, you must be reading my mind
Insane club?
@@UnreliableArsonistyes
I love these satisfying videos
Love you your videos bro🔥
4:09 just hits different it’s literally ASMR
6:58 - 7:15 these ones too imo
My favorite part 0:52
KABOOM 4:26
Wiggle wiggle 4:59
KABOOM 2 5:20
Sad wood 🪵 6:02
Straw attack 8:11
Any last words? *SQUEAK* 9:21
Born survivor 9:28
Born survivor’s end 9:53
Somebody tooted 10:00
Uhh 10:24
The end 1:54:59
We need a fully fleshed out model like Mythbusters full of fake blood and bones and organs to show exactly what damage is done on the human body 😂
Same thing as everything else most likely lol
no plz i can just imagine that 💀💀💀💀💀
@@winter4224check tiny bunny😈
5:34--To Infinity...and beyond!!
Well Buzz you got it.
This is so amazing!
0:37 Sheriff Toadster will be mad!
25:29 Person: Last Words? Donut Toy: EHEEUHEUEHEUEH
the toy: 🍩 the noise: 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦
''Daddy where did all my toys go?''
"welcome to the real world "
"SON"
4:26 when you beat a splatoon boss
4:25 was really a cool shot of the coke exploding everywhere.
4:26 I was dying I even snotted and then laughing and wheezing at that part lol 😂 🤣 .
GOOD VIDEO
3x money will get from this video
He's the type of guy who would destroy his gold play button far a video 🤣
😈
I've seen that somewhere.
It's a replica: m.ruclips.net/video/wSRquA7Kc-g/видео.html&pp=ygUfWW91dHViZSBwbGF5IGJ1dHRvbiBpbiBzaHJlZGRlcg%3D%3D
2:08 pretty cute and cool lizard toy
Gojzer is the type of guy who wouldn't hide a body, he'd shred it.💀💀💀
Commercial: Taste the rainbow.
Shredder eating the paint and blue from Rainbow Friends: And I took it personally.
I actually made one of these out of what are called Vex parts. Vex is a company that designs parts for classrooms that can be taken as competitions or learning opportunities. Our final assignment in robotics class this year was to make something of our choice as long as the teacher approved. I took two motors and geared them down to crap to spin even slower than these shredders and I gotta say, I forgot how powerful these things are. Because mine uses plastic gears and parts (and plastic sprockets for the jaws) it doesn't shred exceptionally well, especially with the underpowered motors. It's crazy to be reminded of what you can do with actual parts after using those crap Vex parts lol. I suppose they aren't crap for what they're intended, that being building robots to compete with, but they do suck for making things like shredders. It is still pretty damn satisfying to throw some paper in there and watch it just d i e, but it obviously couldn't quite do something like a damn cutting board. cool stuff
9:15 elmo just begged for its life
Rồi được không anh rồi
4:27 R.I.P Camera
13:11 camera: **dies**
4:25 nooo coca cola
This is honestly the best asmr cause the eating ones just make u hungry
5:30 well I'm definitely never going to look at Toy Story the same ever again lol
43:51 so satisfying😩
2:05 Rest in Peace Jürgen Kluckert 💕🌼🥲
16:50 so satisfying
You are the God of all shredders gojzer
0:56, 2:34 and 6:59 thats crunch was everything
14:56 idk why it’s so funny lol
Looks like something out of Smiling Friends
the way she banged er head💀💀
Bro when he shredded the piggybank
What spirit posed you to do that😂
Bro is the reason there prices are going up
5:00 and 6:44 and 12:05 and 16:10 are the most satisfying parts of this entire videoooo
6:44 looks like it's having a seizure
10:00 great sound effect tho 😂
In my opinion when you shredded that spongbob it looked like it was sinking in like quicksand
9:13--
OMG....not Elmo!!
It looked like he was screaming, "NOOO" as he went in.
Poor thing....
😮😢
no one messes my baba boi 🤬💀👹👺😾😤😠
9:31 how lemming made the caves music
The video was very beautiful I enjoyed watching it I wish you success in the new year
The face that thing makes in 1:36. Lol!
The best
Will I spend two hours of my life watching this? Y e s yes I will
Dad where did all my toys go?
I like the part in which he finally shreds it. Priceless
That's a lot of things to shred!
Wow! 😮😊
😂 YES! Shred more rainbow stuff! 👌👍
8:17 as a dr pepper fan i can confirm this aggressive spill is epic
That Elmo stuffed animal at 9:14 let out a silent scream as he was killed
"I did my homework but my shredder ate it"
Him: 3:07