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  • @Vaprous
    @Vaprous Год назад +73

    1:39 - As it turns out, sugars are *really* energetic so when given the right catalyst, certain sugars can actually be explosive. As it happens, the sugars common in gummy bears just happen to work well as rocket propellant for model rockets.

    • @matteocdt5214
      @matteocdt5214 Год назад +3

      there is no catalyst you just need a sizable quantity of a very lively oxydizer. in this case, a molten chlorate salt

    • @stoicspartan01
      @stoicspartan01 8 месяцев назад +1

      the gummy bear doesn't scream in the original video, just saying for those that are arguing on this.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@stoicspartan01Ah no mate, really? Only a fucking brick wall would not know that.

    • @arc7375
      @arc7375 2 месяца назад

      @@stoicspartan01 So you’re saying that activated gummy bears do not scream in pain?
      The internet has lied to me!

  • @roverpad3521
    @roverpad3521 Год назад +88

    25:17 so are we just going to skip the fact that a blind man says:"That's the most fucked up shit i've ever seen"

    • @thePsiMatrix
      @thePsiMatrix Год назад +8

      Yeah, I caught that too. Glen had to point out the hammer joke to Kaif but misses that? I blame Stan.

    • @kansascityshuffle8526
      @kansascityshuffle8526 Год назад +1

      @@thePsiMatrixyou spelled satan wrong.

    • @hansvonheileger5791
      @hansvonheileger5791 Год назад +4

      I am so glad I was NOT the only one who noticed!

  • @deoyx
    @deoyx Год назад +50

    Ok but if a man made me food, tucked me in, and gave me entertainment, 100% he can go play with the boys. I don't care if he did it to keep me occupied, at least he thought about me before.
    Reading this back and I've realized I may have very basic standards.

    • @tortillachips3911
      @tortillachips3911 Год назад +4

      Nah, I think you've got it right ❤

    • @lionwhyte___2634
      @lionwhyte___2634 Год назад +4

      Small things in life matter the most and you've got a good head on your shoulders

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast Год назад +2

      Nah both people need to be comfortable apart. A girl that gets pissed at you for playing with your friends is ridiculous. We all just have some hobbies. I do not defend you mfers that play longer than 2 hours. Then I'm on her side why she mad.

    • @lionwhyte___2634
      @lionwhyte___2634 Год назад +12

      @@BronzedBeast Name me one hobby you can complete in 2 hours...I'll wait

    • @rogerexcell249
      @rogerexcell249 Год назад +1

      @@lionwhyte___2634 You know... I actually thought about this a while, and fair cop... he's right! I'm drawing a blank.

  • @lalalala9734
    @lalalala9734 Год назад +6

    The funeral run way at 8:13. The person who passed away was a fashion person and the lady was someone who got hired by him and basically said “it would be what he wanted”

  • @Dan-B
    @Dan-B Год назад +9

    “Albert Newton” won’t leave my brain, and now I can’t explain to my family why I’m laughing randomly

  • @blahtoblahtoto6441
    @blahtoblahtoto6441 Год назад +19

    That cow reminds me of that plague doctor walk with Ganster in Paradise music 😅

    • @HRVipertm
      @HRVipertm Год назад

      From what I understand, a cow will walk like that because its inner claws are under intense pain.

  • @SalexeSAE
    @SalexeSAE Год назад +14

    Last time i came this early, she wasn't happy...

  • @Fredben_was_here
    @Fredben_was_here Год назад +2

    8:28 🤣I have watched part more than 20 times and I'm still dying of laughter

  • @Qaos
    @Qaos 11 месяцев назад +2

    I like how it says "Do Not Attempt" for the deer clip, as if you'd have any say in that.

  • @JGerrity
    @JGerrity 11 месяцев назад

    24:18 That joke did not get any of the respect it deserved. 😂

  • @WhisperingWempe
    @WhisperingWempe 5 месяцев назад

    16:08 ho' wo'a bo'all gets me every single time

  • @lexsamreeth8724
    @lexsamreeth8724 11 месяцев назад +2

    Those "murder doll houses" are actually used to teach forensic scientists and law enforcement.

  • @thespooker
    @thespooker Год назад +4

    Stan with the best shirts again

  • @BaronVonTastyCakes
    @BaronVonTastyCakes Год назад

    20:42 never in my life did i think i'd see my hometown in one of glen's videos lol

  • @caseythemistake3894
    @caseythemistake3894 Год назад

    Usps said same day delivery with that shart!😂22:03

  • @chasefrost1401
    @chasefrost1401 Год назад +1

    That mailman could've at least said "Special delivery!" to himself. I would've.

  • @TheGoIsWin21
    @TheGoIsWin21 9 месяцев назад +1

    10:48 do not attempt bro I dont even know how to BEGIN attempting that. Like... do i gotta go catch a bunch of deer first?

  • @chrissilva1034
    @chrissilva1034 Год назад

    to explain the video at 7:56, the man in the casket was a fashion designer, the model was one of his closest friends and is wearing one of his designs as a honor to him

  • @ShakesSama
    @ShakesSama Год назад +11

    Bruh the vegan teacher will taste grimm just cause of what she does, being a herbivore doesnt save her xd

    • @The_Keeper
      @The_Keeper Год назад

      Indeed. You don't wanna eat rotten meat, after all.
      And she is rotten, to the core.

  • @desireepaulplummer4386
    @desireepaulplummer4386 Год назад +4

    Those kids from the goosebumps movie could’ve done that to a Gummy Bear😏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tortillachips3911
    @tortillachips3911 Год назад +2

    One time my cat was playing with a plastic bag and I went to scold her and she got spooked and started spritning down the hall... I had to chase after her to take it off before she choked herself 😬 But it was funny for a moment, like a superhero cape trailing after her! 😅

  • @Arlecchini
    @Arlecchini 8 месяцев назад

    25:47 never expected that vegan teacher to appear

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 2 месяца назад

    1:12 My autism gives me the brilliant ability of Brutal Honesty

  • @arc7375
    @arc7375 2 месяца назад

    The Young Filly joke aged ambiguously.

  • @iambumpy
    @iambumpy 6 месяцев назад

    hot water bottle will always be my favorite thing to hear a brit say

  • @Artrysa
    @Artrysa Год назад +4

    Man, the people making those videos really need to learn the difference between "Nobody was hurt" and "Nobody was injured". I've seen guys falling nuts first onto fences and stuff with the little caption "Nobody was hurt" in the corner.

  • @midnightriot2454
    @midnightriot2454 5 месяцев назад

    It always makes me laugh when it says "No one was hurt" after someones like smashed their head, clearly mate someone was fucking hurt LOL

  • @singularleaf3895
    @singularleaf3895 Год назад +4

    The murder houses are actually used for both teaching and at time solving crimes. Due to advancement of modern technology they have for the most part slowly been getting faded out for 3D models.

    • @lurchorum
      @lurchorum Год назад

      I only feel slightly better knowing this.

    • @givensurname1296
      @givensurname1296 Год назад

      So she made them as teaching aids and not as an insane hobby? 👌

  • @thefallen501st9
    @thefallen501st9 Год назад +18

    Damn kaif tell me you know nothing about what happened with bud light without telling me you know nothing about bud light.

    • @spoton6010
      @spoton6010 Год назад +6

      So they sponsored a trans woman, that's nothing to make a fuss over lol

    • @captaindanger13
      @captaindanger13 Год назад +1

      @@spoton6010 they sponsored someone with an underaged audience

    • @captaindanger13
      @captaindanger13 Год назад

      @@spoton6010 According to the United States Senate Commerce Committee, "Anheuser-Busch had violated the Beer Institute Advertising and Marketing Code’s (the “Ad Code”) prohibition on marketing to minors."

    • @spoton6010
      @spoton6010 Год назад +7

      @@captaindanger13 I think that's a very dishonest argument. Putting aside the fact that it's effectively impossible to sponsor someone who doesn't have at least a partially underage audience, the marketing they used was very clearly aimed towards her being trans.
      It's all virtue signalling of course, they were only trying to position themselves as a trans ally to appeal to a growing left wing consumer base, but that doesn't change the fact that the reason so many conservatives got so up in arms about it is because they're transphobic. It really didn't have much to do with her having an underage audience at all, that wasn't what the discussion it created was about and I'm sure you are fully aware of that

    • @lilskipper4683
      @lilskipper4683 Год назад +1

      ​@@spoton6010 We can't expect much from society tbh since Red Bull got had for "not actually giving people wings" smh..

  • @wwyd4akb
    @wwyd4akb Год назад +1

    0:43
    ...Tinnitus?
    or Tetanus?
    cause I don't think you need a shot for one of those

  • @Arlecchini
    @Arlecchini 8 месяцев назад

    1:24 screaming in public restrooms prank audio

  • @JustASleepySloth
    @JustASleepySloth Год назад

    The corpse proximity meter is goin haywire!

  • @dizzydots4786
    @dizzydots4786 Год назад +2

    Regarding the crime scene doll house thingy ma bobby,
    I know it's morbid but the work of studying the crime, the photos, and also you learn so much about the case,
    If I had the money i'd genuinely find that a really interesting hobby. Might give it a shot one day honestly

  • @x.soph.x
    @x.soph.x Месяц назад

    I'm 💯 with you Kaif, as someone who has probably left the house less than 10 times in the past yr n a half.....I completely agree 😂
    Sidenote: where in Wales r you and Glen from lol am frm swansea 😂😂😂
    And the clips are funny but it's all your reactions that crack me up every time xx

  • @limberflame7692
    @limberflame7692 Год назад

    Holy shit i recognize that emblem on the bowling alley, thats the mascot of my highschool. 7:11

  • @sommes5696
    @sommes5696 Год назад +1

    Yeah, the duck tiktok was about the cork-screw phalluses, wasn't it? Poor ducks ;-;

  • @hakaisuijin
    @hakaisuijin Год назад

    1:23
    "FNAF Lore accurate"

  • @danieljohnson3320
    @danieljohnson3320 Год назад +1

    Bruh the last vid was capping hard carnivores taste great. I've eaten lion, gator, moray eel, shark(that one actually sucked it tasted ok but the meat is hella tough and not in a good way), and put Scorpion. Most of these meats came from an exotic taco shop but eel is a Japanese delicacy and gator is from the deep south. PETA got that taco shop shut down in 6 months so I'm glad I ate there so many times

  • @tiago9977
    @tiago9977 Год назад +2

    14:48 I'm with Stan, I can't stand shows like that tbh, they just make me cringe.

  • @Pixl-qb8
    @Pixl-qb8 Год назад +1

    The news paper delivered just placed a land mine

  • @Arlecchini
    @Arlecchini 8 месяцев назад

    2:28 Stan is wearing a Nilou from genshin impact shirt

  • @finalgothform
    @finalgothform 8 месяцев назад

    I came for the reactions. I stayed for the hotness that is Stan.

  • @EBUCHIYGOLLANDEC
    @EBUCHIYGOLLANDEC Год назад

    On 8:10 around 3 weeks ago some legend in fasion passed out and his last will was to have a parade/show on his funeral

  • @harryh4h720
    @harryh4h720 Год назад

    What sins did that gummy bear commit

  • @Poor_Wayfaring_Stranger
    @Poor_Wayfaring_Stranger Год назад

    keff seems like such a grandad sometimes

  • @Rexypookie
    @Rexypookie 9 месяцев назад

    Drop the girl getting foundation and get your beer

  • @Dallen9
    @Dallen9 Год назад +9

    Well the fuss over Bud light was the Guys who drank it getting shitted on for drinking it and them wanting to appease people who could care less to drink it, then it just comes a point you go.... Well the beer was shit anyway there's better beer.

  • @gingernerd971
    @gingernerd971 Год назад +4

    5:40 That's... that's not a misogyny joke... it's SO MUCH WORSE.

  • @candicenuckles8586
    @candicenuckles8586 10 месяцев назад

    First clip snorted on myself

  • @dakookaburra3965
    @dakookaburra3965 Год назад

    Anyone know what the song is at 3:00 ?

  • @lifewithadaemon6089
    @lifewithadaemon6089 4 месяца назад

    funny thing is i flip shit in pans all the time.. but like another reason i hate non-stick, like cast iron may be heavy but at least handle wont fail

  • @frikiloga
    @frikiloga Год назад

    Nice t-shirt from akuo Stan ahah

  • @lizardkeeper100
    @lizardkeeper100 Год назад

    People eat bear quite often and people eat tuna and both eat meat.

  • @setogod7
    @setogod7 Год назад

    in one of the episodes of LOST kate and james go swimming and there is 2 corpses in the water thats too corpsey

  • @AneonAnon
    @AneonAnon Год назад +13

    the joke with the duck is that uh- most female ducks have no choice on when they have fertilized eggs- let's put it that way

    • @AneonAnon
      @AneonAnon Год назад +1

      (i misspelled some words)

    • @lihzzahrdspeed6631
      @lihzzahrdspeed6631 Год назад +4

      The joke is the female duck was quacking much more than the male duck

    • @thatdamncrow9197
      @thatdamncrow9197 4 месяца назад

      @@lihzzahrdspeed6631no the joke is that female ducks are horribly abused by male ducks to such a extent that they have to carefully control the male to female ratio of ducks otherwise they will be graped to death
      So essentially the female ducks are suffering and traumatized

    • @Monkycrasure-gk4fz
      @Monkycrasure-gk4fz 3 месяца назад

      @@thatdamncrow9197 no the joke is women talk more than men. How in the hell did you get ducks are raped to death? That sound byte is used whenever they wanna say women complain or talk to much.

  • @danbrit9848
    @danbrit9848 Год назад

    Funny..that dog didn't look Jewish...lol

  • @jacobmulligan3832
    @jacobmulligan3832 3 месяца назад

    24.24 you did catch the blind guy saying it the most fucked up shit he ever seen

  • @kajj6388
    @kajj6388 Год назад

    Fucks sake I didn't even realize the Albert Newton joke until they explained it. I'm just like, yeah Fortnite guy did some smart shit that fits

  • @masterflexgaming
    @masterflexgaming 6 месяцев назад +2

    How do you not understand the budlight situation?

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 6 месяцев назад

      Because not everyone is obsessed with trans people. Some people just live their lives.

    • @xelthiavice4276
      @xelthiavice4276 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@RealBradMiller "Because not everyone is obsessed with trans" when its the "trans" community who wont stfy for 5min when its the "trans" community pushing it on kids and so on.

    • @koreancowboy42
      @koreancowboy42 4 месяца назад

      ​@@xelthiavice4276 literally

  • @xzylongaming2731
    @xzylongaming2731 Год назад

    I love Stan.

  • @officalgtthunder8356
    @officalgtthunder8356 Год назад

    I rate the Nilou shirt

  • @ryojimata3708
    @ryojimata3708 Год назад +3

    Just another fact as to why we don't eat carnivores. The meat of carnivores tends to have more parasites than herbivores.

    • @rogerexcell249
      @rogerexcell249 Год назад +3

      Technicly we do eat carnivores. Not many obligate carnivors mind you, but a lot of omnivores, mesocarnivores, and facultative carnivores too. Pigs, crocodile, a ton of fish, crustaceans such as lobster and shrimp. Some carnivor meats are said to be 'greasy' and unapetizing, such as wolf meat or bear meat, but its mostly a matter of taste. The real reason we dont feed off of them is cost. To farm a carnivore for food you'd need a lot of herbivores to fatten them up on, and each herbivore would have had to have eaten a lot of plant matter... but you could have just eaten the herbivores and had more meat sooner.

    • @flipfloprescueteam6210
      @flipfloprescueteam6210 Год назад

      Probably also because carnivores can fight back. So best to avoid that shit

  • @vunature5181
    @vunature5181 Год назад

    10:54 Oh deer.
    12:56 Was the cow trying to jump over the moon and got stuck on the house?
    17:52 Jack Daniels as a dog?
    25:17 And this from a blind man.

  • @Helicard
    @Helicard Год назад

    We don't eat carnivores because they would be too hard to domesticate

  • @ayethe4603
    @ayethe4603 9 месяцев назад

    I tell my employees just keep it ok dont push yourselves and try to make sure they have 2 days off in a row and if they need a day off ok no worries just let me know ... all i ask is for my 2 days off

  • @GronkGames
    @GronkGames 3 месяца назад

    Did Kaif confuse Tinnitus with Tetanus? I didn't know you get a ringing sensation in your fanny!?

  • @mikealjohnsson
    @mikealjohnsson Год назад +242

    A joke about women isn't instantly misogyny, calm down Kaif

    • @johnark4723
      @johnark4723 Год назад +6

      What was the joke? I didn't get it.

    • @KingDJ524
      @KingDJ524 Год назад

      Try not to have a meltdown, snowflake ❄️ lucky for you winter is here. Should help out a bit

    • @mikealjohnsson
      @mikealjohnsson Год назад +4

      @@johnark4723 5:38

    • @Bonniferrous
      @Bonniferrous Год назад +31

      Isnt the joke about how male ducks rape female ducks tho?

    • @johnark4723
      @johnark4723 Год назад +7

      ​@@mikealjohnsson Is the joke that she has a human voice? I usually don't have this much trouble with jokes.

  • @angramainyu4599
    @angramainyu4599 Год назад +5

    19:00 "I can't believe people made such a fuss over bud light"
    Ikr Its like when people make a fuss over basic biology it just doesn't make sense

    • @lanatic.
      @lanatic. Год назад +3

      ty for telling us u didnt get past elementary ☺️

    • @thatdamncrow9197
      @thatdamncrow9197 4 месяца назад

      Well then according to basic biology XY and XX are not the only pairs you can have due to a whole list of possible conditions
      There are people born with multiple genitalia

  • @Nuke789R
    @Nuke789R Год назад

    5:51 does he know chat?

  • @CerberusMalt
    @CerberusMalt Год назад +2

    Pretty sure that duck joke wasn't a misogyny joke but rather a joke about the disturbing evolution of Duck anatomy and the REASON why.

  • @alexanderwetherell4779
    @alexanderwetherell4779 Год назад +1

    Carnivor meats arent tasty? Dude i vsn list of 5 rn frogs snakes crocs sharks TUNA

  • @nafereuskortex9055
    @nafereuskortex9055 6 месяцев назад

    24:20, He's ever seen

  • @ChristopheRobyn
    @ChristopheRobyn Год назад

    My Pitbull once ate an ounce of dank weed while I was gone and I came home to him stumbling around having a great time😂😂 I was about to take him to the vet then I saw he'd eaten the weed 😂

  • @BRBingeDrinker
    @BRBingeDrinker Год назад

    What shirt is stan wearin?

    • @nightmare_wolf_
      @nightmare_wolf_ Год назад

      A short with nilou a character from genshin impact

    • @BRBingeDrinker
      @BRBingeDrinker Год назад

      @@nightmare_wolf_ I didn't expect chinese gacha. thanks for the answer

  • @Redeagle5747
    @Redeagle5747 Год назад

    what that deer said

  • @AlexanderErickson-p9o
    @AlexanderErickson-p9o 7 месяцев назад

    so have they never seen or heard of that vegan teacher,

  • @sylvaingermanier98
    @sylvaingermanier98 4 месяца назад

    We dont eat carnivore meat mostly because you need meat to grow meat

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 3 месяца назад

      Then how do cows and chickens grow 'meat'? 😂😂

  • @AudreyMarquez127
    @AudreyMarquez127 Год назад

    The dog is copying one of the Owners cause they got drunk. Some dogs if they are smart enough will copy repeated behavior of those around them. So either the person recording or their someone living in the house with them has been drinking and the dog was copying them being drunk.

  • @Freaky_bush
    @Freaky_bush Год назад

    5:4 mission aborted

  • @theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778
    @theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778 Год назад +18

    Rare Kaif L. That joke did not come off as mysoginistic in any way.
    People really do be using buzzwords for everything these days 💀
    Also...when you have marketed to a specific group of consumers...and then blatantly give a middle finger to those consumers...then yea...your company will lose lots of money...just like bud light did. And it was more than just political warfare that caused Bud light to lose so much

    • @TheUnluckyConqueror3699
      @TheUnluckyConqueror3699 Год назад

      Culture war shit is boring.

    • @Necrobadger
      @Necrobadger Год назад +1

      I love when I can tell how a commenter votes from the first few words, then the rest of the comment proves me right, lol.

    • @xnyxiee1784
      @xnyxiee1784 Год назад

      "They lost a shitload of money" they lost a bit, and it was nothing at all.
      Malding over something so miniscule was so laughably pathetic.

    • @theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778
      @theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778 Год назад +3

      @@Necrobadger I'm 18, Never voted in my life 💀.
      I won't get to until next year.
      And who knows, by that point the entire world might be under ww3 or some shit like that idek because of how messed up of a society with live in is

    • @theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778
      @theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778 Год назад +1

      @@xnyxiee1784 one you incorrectly quoted me. I never said "shitload"
      Which exaggerated it way more than "alot of money"
      Not that it matters because they did lose a shitload of money.
      From April to june (just from these months, all though, alot of the reports on the money they lost are dated to October from what I've seen, so I'll need to do more research) Budweiser, 395 million dollars lost. Which for a company that big isn't the most money on earth but it still took a toll on the company.
      10.5 percent revenue decline
      14.5 percent volume decline.
      Stock market decline.
      Stores were filled with bud light, so bad that it caused a messy situation with shipments towards stores for budlight and even other Budweiser products.
      Their PR reputation and overall brand reputation had a fairly big hit on them.
      Them choosing to sponsor with Dylan Mulvaney, who's audience is mostly MINORS, was the dumbest thing in existence.
      That's like having a company that makes Makeup specifically marketed towards the LGBTQ community, and then all of a sudden that company does a promotion AD with Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson 💀

  • @lionwhyte___2634
    @lionwhyte___2634 Год назад +6

    Kaif its a joke, not a dick, you and the ladies dont have to take it so hard

  • @lamp4498
    @lamp4498 Год назад +3

    FUCK, I WAS JUST WATCHING THE SHORTS

  • @chasefrost1401
    @chasefrost1401 Год назад

    Hawt wot ah bottowl

  • @-Miasimon
    @-Miasimon 11 месяцев назад

    Gotta disagree with that last video. It might be an omnivore and not a carnivore, but bears are delicious.

  • @cheato1163
    @cheato1163 Год назад +5

    The bud light drama is basically just consumers telling big corps to fuck off and not be political, make a good product, dont be a damn political shill for big media.

  • @LoliFoxQueen
    @LoliFoxQueen Год назад

    "Be fun to breath fire for a few minutes" yeah, till you realize you just cooked your guts, esophogase, your mouth, likely your sinuses and nose, and almost certainly your brain.

  • @ginichimaru8054
    @ginichimaru8054 Год назад

    6:20 your mom

  • @jasonalexander7308
    @jasonalexander7308 11 месяцев назад

    BETA!!!

  • @namichan2135
    @namichan2135 Год назад

    w

  • @RavenShugo
    @RavenShugo Год назад

    The best joke was when these two got offended and fussy about budgaylight joke)))

  • @playkawaii2104
    @playkawaii2104 Год назад

    757🎉

  • @xelthiavice4276
    @xelthiavice4276 5 месяцев назад

    Guy in the glasses is such a cry baby beta

  • @txc9795
    @txc9795 Год назад

    Hello beans, welcome to fortnite

  • @Sansyboi205
    @Sansyboi205 Год назад

    6th

  • @gundam_samuraiMG
    @gundam_samuraiMG Год назад +1

    First

  • @jurassic_world.787
    @jurassic_world.787 Год назад

    second

  • @bengieDMZ
    @bengieDMZ Год назад

    Third

  • @andydacus78
    @andydacus78 Год назад +3

    Did you really just whine about "a misogyny joke"? We're here for the videos, not your leftist crying.

  • @Theonetruefinalboss
    @Theonetruefinalboss 3 месяца назад

    A misogyny joke when someone puts a woman voice to a duck? Glad I know not to watch this channel anymore.

  • @jetplayer77
    @jetplayer77 3 месяца назад

    Cause bud light wasn't hitting there actual target audience, that's why