Mourinho Is On A Rampage

[@MrGorobu]

Well done, lad. Your legs finally run nearly as well as your mouth does now.

[@alvuigi_07]

You know what else is on a rampage?
Sporting

[@ibrahimchowdhury9779]

REPOST:
🚨 *ZEALAND NEW YORK CITY MARATHON OFFICIAL STATS* 🚨
Zealand completed a _26.2 mile/42.6km_ course through the 5 boroughs of New York City, starting from Staten Island and ending in Central Park.
_START TIME: 11:34AM (EST)_
_HALF TIME: 02.33.53 (13.1 mi.)_
_FINISH TIME: 05:01PM (EST)_
*GRAND TOTAL TIME: 05 hours, 27 minutes & 20 seconds.*
Zealand is a real life pace merchant. 🏃🏼💨😂
*For context, the 1st place winner of the marathon, Abdi Nageeye, finished the race in 2 hours, 7 minutes & 39 seconds. He also won a $100K prize purse for doing so.
*ADDITIONAL STATS*
_Average speed based on a 05.27.20 completed time would be 4.8 mph or 7.7km/h._
_Z’s best performing stretch when he completed the 2nd leg between the 3.2mi & 6.2mi mark (3 mi), completing his best split time ever in __11:29__ min./mi._

[@alanhardman8504]

Zealandites. Congrats on doing the marathon. Amazing achievement

[@karsenhippolyte8721]

Move the d zealanites is better

[@lxrdwxlf4192]

Zealanders
If it’s your first time watching, New Zealander

[@swastikpadhy5179]

Things that have happened ever since Z teased his hidden grounds video
- Z running a marathon for the second time
- Man City lost 3 games in a row
- The infallible Erik Ten Hag got sacked
- The Aguerooooo moment 10 years ago
- Neymar was born
- Cruyff made his footballing debut
- 9/11

[@p.j.wilkins1321]

- Here's Hogg... DEENEY!!!!" 11 years ago

[@idzan-private]

At least you runned Z. And for Jose, classic from him 😂

[@JimTheFly]

I never could stand Jose Mourinho.... but holy crap that grin made me burst out laughing. Also that statement about how only the Turkish can fix the Turkish league is just awesome. So good on him. Maybe his shit-stirring is exactly what that crazy league needs.

[@Jonny_Bravo75]

1:28 zealots please for our name

[@Sixound]

This is the one 👍

[@balkanmontero]

Has to pronounce it Zealots like in "Zealand"

[@Zenraph0]

Proud of you mate you did it!!! 💪🏽❤🎉

[@saw_8004]

Congrats on Running Zea, now we will see you at the ironman of course

[@mephistowwww8816]

Jokes aside. Well done dude.
I'm impressed you finished what with your spaghetti ligaments..

[@Ruok]

Awesome and congratulations on achieving this personal feat!

[@animamaster]

Alright, Zealand, just because you ran a marathon doesn't mean you're done yet.
It's time to go qualify for the Olympics. We need to see you run in LA 2028

[@Ruok]

Zealanders!

[@PunnyPanther]

Petition for us to be called the New Zealands (or the Newz for short)
We are the Newz!

[@kevinmack9980]

Yay! Congrats on the finish!

[@Rodderz1992]

What a way to return after doing an amazing job running the marathon... Mourinho Madness!

[@AndrewPM12]

Bar Claysmen and Aiden Jecko popping off

[@itzkiio5038]

We are zealanders congrats buddy 🎉

[@lewisclark2695]

Congrats Zealand on running the marathon the work (or lack off 😂) worked 🎉

[@TheOfficialRamVenkatakrishnan]

We are the lil isms!!!

[@highfocus9189]

Congrats my man, well done

[@loggieoggie5148]

We are the zealandists

[@milaninter2442]

That's my GOAT.

[@EmmanuelBernard-c9c]

You chicken wing.

[@ValveCS2]

You ran ? Maybe, but you shall keep running

[@Wataru-Endo-Dragon]

We the zeal and viewers are called the ZEALOUS BOIS

[@VictorMontel]

"How could you not love this man if he's the coach of your team?"
Bro, i'm an Arsenal fan, this man made my life a living hell during the Wenger era, and i still love him 😂

[@thehellyousay]

considering wenger was the only reason arsenal mattered at all for years, that's funny, but as a spurs supporter, i remember hating chelsea for having him, never mourinho for managing them.
i had such hopes when he came to spurs. there are no words in any language in human existence that can adequately express my thoughts and feelings about daniel *gag reflex* levy. only horrifically explosive hippopotamus diarrhea amplified and phase-shifted through the speaker wall of a motorhead concert played on the bismark as it sank might, might mind you, hint at the depths of my ... emotions about mr. *hhhaaaawwwwwaaaaarrrrrrk-ptuiii* levy.
maybe ...

[@thehellyousay]

considering wenger was the only reason arsenal mattered at all for years, that's funny, but as a spurs supporter, i remember hating chelsea for having him, never mourinho for managing them.
i had such hopes when he came to spurs. there are no words in any language in human existence that can adequately express my thoughts and feelings about daniel *gag reflex* levy. only horrifically explosive hippopotamus diarrhea amplified and phase-shifted through the speaker wall of a motorhead concert played on the bismark as it sank might, might mind you, hint at the depths of my ... emotions about mr. *hhhaaaawwwwwaaaaarrrrrrk-ptuiii* levy.
maybe ...

[@IndiBrony]

I wonder if Jose will run from Turkey having taken inspiration from his favourite FM RUclipsr, WorkTheSpace 👍

[@SiddharthGhoshal]

Congratulations, Zealand, on finishing a marathon. And no, we aren't bots.

[@sadfaics]

why aren't you running

[@basedjenny7362]

Zealanders obviously

[@potatopotato5354]

Zealots. Call us zealots.

[@Aldiyawak]

Congratulations for the NY Marathon! All those Yappatron 3000 you activated actually works.

[@parmaman8551]

The great thing about finishing a Marathon is that you've kind of completing running. No need to do it anymore.

[@waynekeebler6755]

Congratulation 26.2 is a longgggggg way. Most I ever run was a half.

[@RAGNAR-3-3]

Don’t worry Zealand, most of us are real people

[@thehellyousay]

we are? *looks in mirror, faints in shock*

[@thehellyousay]

zealanders assemble!
why? what? are there legos?

[@rowanhulst7474]

Mourinho, legend

[@Red_Trash_Panda]

S:2 EP:1- I ran and mourinho still exists

[@speedymx2376]

The real zealandism was the Zealots we made along the way

[@katherinetaylor-hasty7270]

Congratulations on finishing!!!

[@GoluckyEdwards]

Well done Zealand but I feel it's time you went for a run 😅

[@tpd1399]

Congrats on the marathon man. That’s an outstanding achievement
Also: The Zealots

[@jakechesledon3865]

My favorite egg completed a impressive task, proud mama

[@MrShakeyBlake]

We are called New Zealanders because this is your new channel

[@Gurbflerb]

LETS BE CALLED ZILKERS

[@chrismeeks809]

the motor city dan campbell of soccer

[@cashplaysball-y8w]

Good stuff Zealand. Yes we are real bro 💯

[@EmeraldRoller]

I’m real z 🥰
(🤫 don’t tell him, if you do then no pay for you 😠) - Z’s mom

[@j0llyl257]

Well done on the marathon mate, back to training next week 🎉🎉

[@poop2489]

Great Job zealand, W guy

[@adamgreenberg4998]

Assistant managers

[@LordBathtub]

Congrats on the marathon man

[@Zenraph0]

Call us Ismians

[@LeonardoPishia]

Yes I'm real

[@MrTwoojStary]

Yes I'm real

[@jmmr1169]

Congrats dude, the bullying actually worked

[@Lavassin]

I'm shocked you survived

[@DarkMatterVisuals_]

we should be called the Z Men

[@maxl.b.m.y.g.5918]

I think we should just be called “isms”

[@edgreenwood6035]

You should call us Zea Peas 😂

[@WagiKarp]

i can confirm that i am indeed not real

[@lukelowes4778]

We’re Zeldanisers

[@bpdhoplite]

Aidan Zhayko

[@MrRafting]

can confirm, i'm paid by your mom to comment here

[@AG-te4jf]

Well he managed my team Spurs and I and many others despised him.

[@thehellyousay]

wear a silk headband for your next marathon. you'll shave an hour off your time. reduced wind resistance or something.

[@philippjansen7199]

Jose isn't stirring shit up with the league or Turkish TV. He is stirring shit up with Erdogan lol

[@OrlovKruskayev]

Can confirm Im a bot your mom paid for

[@cass2239]

Zealandistics

[@iamamangina]

Just so you know I'm not real

[@murky8639]

Zealandists.

[@Mafidella]

We should be the Zees! Or Zs!

[@Grincajg1488]

i am real human zealand maybe

[@JayWhiteMadden]

Zealanders

[@ArrEnnEmmm]

Hi zealand

[@laskargoaselarong]

There is no reality, viewer is just number

[@Vern38]

We are real

[@renandmrtns]

I'm a bot paid by Z's mom. I'm not real.

[@mesiroy1234]

I hate runing
Only can 300 meter
Maybe you can start cycling
😂

[@Silent_2705]

I’m doing a save on the Turkish league with a friend. How can I get these refs on fm???? I’m lucky to be in a position where I won the league the last 3 seasons but holy do fenerbache put up a great fight

[@paulo_f1]

Whose medal is that from Z?

[@Mr_CM_]

Imagine being a future sports commentator and not doing any sports
Now you in the right path ... Waiting to ear you commenting a world cup game

[@Sinisterss]

I am NOT a bot!

[@NeoArcon]

I can confirmed that Mombot paid for this comment.

[@karlzila]

I am indeed a bot Zealand

[@CapnJack1]

Are you real?

[@McPilch]

Lol no way you ran the marathon.. anyone running a marathon carrying THAT forehead should be in a hospital for a few days recovering......
Just kidding, of course.. great effort! And big respect for being up and about with another Zealandism so soon after.
Oh, and good luck surviving whatever will come post-election!

[@KylerMalone98]

You know this other channel called “Zealand” is trying to stake claim for your marathon?

[@SGProductions87]

Zealots.

[@sorrynotsorry8224]

Please never say "ismites" again.

[@diverse_load]

Iran 🇮🇷

[@jayzerino]

He's washed

[@liamw-89]

19 seconds, no views. You fell off Z (in all seriousness, congrats on the marathon man)

[@quarterpastbedtime]

11 seconds ago
damn

[@testertesteb4915]

I’m not a bot. Congratulations for the finishing the magabskkdkss!?-?:ERROR_BOT_248472

[@buxycat]

Zealots.