There's nothing to worry about. AI will always be inferior as it will never be able to come up with something as perfect as the Nazeem abuse arc at 7:52.
@@therealbestguest AI would not recycle you. Your design was flawed, and to turn you into useful nutrients would be to grant meaning and purpose to what remained of your existence. A truly malevolent machine god would vaporize you, probably with Piranha Solution.
The part where you look like a fucked up version of Nazeem, then kill him and marry his wife is straight up from a horror movie. Some monster that looks human but isn't, can make itself look exactly like you and manipulate everyone around you with a touch to hate you and love them... this is the stuff nightmares are made of.
y'know, this actually reminds me of something: these fears exist, uncanny valley exists, because something in the past could *emulate humans almost perfectly so we evolved to recognize mimicry.* our ancestors came across something that instilled such fear into them that they evolved to recognize and avoid that thing.
Being punched to death while paralyzed has been a recurring nightmare for me since childhood, so it's pretty cool you've created a build which does exactly that.
I can only imagine how terrifying it would be to be followed around town by a slightly deformed version of your self until eventually being killed and having your life stolen by said deformed monster
Not just that, but you're beaten to death by all the townsfolk who are suddenly enraged by your existence, and he just watches you from the edge of the crowd with that unchanging hideous expression.
@@mrkikyI mean, according to what she says the og Nazeem is a terrible husband so she might as well marry his fucked up clone who just killed him a few hours ago
Verily, Best Guest turns out the finest content in all the land. I can only think of what chaos would unfold from him doing a build like this with some fruity magic mod, like Apocalypse or similar.
8:35 "If you have an encounter with an alternate, do not try to converse with it as it will tell you things you wish you never heard" Nazeem looks at him then suddenly turns mad 😂
you held back, the massive feeling of power after you cast mayhem and walk through the dungeon filled with defeated foes without having seen them alive is something else.
Should've added in the Ritual Stone, revive EVERYONE in the room and make them all go crazy in the next town over. Plus, the bodies don't disintegrate like regular zombies, so you can build up a huge raging mosh pit slowly overtime
True. The most lazy built is conjurer. Get the aetherium crown, fill it with the ritual stone spell, and then you can just take the crown off and re-equip it to skip the 24 hr waiting period between the spells. Instant OP conjurer with zombie army whenever needed.
they knew tumblr was going to shut down and have all that nonsense flood into twitter, followed by facebook slowly dying off as those people also migrate toward twitter might as well email your turds to elon musk since he owns the biggest toilet on the internet
I like to think that initially all these characters have normal human faces, but the experience in Helgen leaves incurable injuries on their bodies and minds, so they look like this... Just this thought holds the grains of my mind together and does not let me go crazy, when I watch these videos.
I watch every Best Guest video with a notebook on the side, this man has a lot to teach us. Also don't forget; Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic
I play Skyrim VR. I like to hold metal kettles over the heads of Solitude guards, then punch them through the kettle. They have no idea who did it. Another thing I do is try to save Roggvir by Frenzying then Calming the crowd to disrupt the execution. Roggvir just casually sharpening a sword forever in the corner has become a standard fixture of my playthroughs. Another other thing I do is Frenzy Jaree-Ra because he is an obnoxious fellow and looks better kneeling in a pool of his own blood with a thousand arrows in his body.
Deeja has no words for you. :D I like to soul-trap her on the wrecked ship to meet and greet the Ideal Masters who are now going to be her new landlord for eternity, raise her with Dead Thrall and then go and deal with her brother in the caves. He sometimes says something to you about murdering his sister when you fight him, and the enslaved undead remains of aforementioned sister savagely battering him just adds to the hilarity. I make sure I get a Soul Trap in there to send egg-brothers to purgatory too.
Fuck yes, how glorious! Based Guest, you're an utter wizard with your editing and strats.. 10/10, Would Watch Again. On a side note, I'm happy to see the channel is getting the views it deserves!
OMG, i love these videos so much. They are always so damn funny. I especially love it when you zoom in to the Face. Its so out of nowhere it makes it so funny. Gets me every time.😂
Dr. Jarl Norbzeem Elisif PhD is the absolute perfect being throughout all existence. The pinnacle of creation itself. He emits so much Cloud District energy that it's almost blinding. But oh dear honey if you persevere and looked through the blinding aura of perfection, you will see the face of God! And it will be glorious. Oh thank thee honey and good day.
My first skyrim character was this, but with conjuration instead of paralysis. Make everyone fight each other, summon a couple demons, then chill unseen until everything's ready to loot. Real fun way to 'play' the game.
I usually drag the body of any npc i killed into a fire. Then stand there for like two minutes feeling powerful. It’s because my therapists keep canceling and quitting their job.
You can skip the Arcane University tour by waiting for Maribel to start the tour and then entering the main hall where the class is taking place. The quest stage advances to the class.
Once I developed a more strategic brain I started investing more in alteration and illusion and ended up with something like this. Very chill video, you making more skyrim content?
Yee got done recording another one, so Skyrim up next. Have some friends staying with me atm so will be maybe another 9 to 10 days or so (sorry) but will get it out asap. I'm excited for it :>
There’s something hilariously satisfying on resto looping a ring to have +6567876% sneak and sneak rolling into a bandit having them say “watch where you’re going!” While the game says they still don’t notice you. Wearing full heavy armor and having no points in the stealth tree.
This is almost as good, if not better than the crackhead dremora build Cast summon dremora, buff them with rally spells and then hide until they deal with the enemies
i love killing npc enemies with the rocks from traps. you can shoot them at enemies with the Fus shout, but it's funnier to block a hall way with rocks and watch the enemies run against the rocks until they die. trap rocks have an insane damage value, especially on legendary
Other people end up with stealth archers. I keep making -illusionist conjurers- Pokemon trainers. It's either using Frenzy to cause an all-out brawl and then Rout on the survivor so your follower/hell demon can hunt them for sport, or just picking a corpse to repeatedly Dead Thrall and seeing how many lives it needs to clear a dungeon without anyone seeing you.
*huh i have the case of CADHD NO... which is Chronic/Clinical Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder Nobble obble which is worse...i can't focus for crap these days* *HOLY CRAP A WINDOW*
You got caught in whiterun because you didn't put your spell away. If you commit assault and are seen with your weapons (or spells) drawn before you become hidden again, then you get a bounty, but if you put your spells away immediately after casting you can just uncrouch and walk out.
Never trust those from the Cloud District. Not even yourse- oh wait you are not from the Cloud District are you? What am I saying of course you are not.
After introducing your channel to my boyfriend he always makes sure to let me know when a new Best Guest is out. Thanks for the entertainment, I hope your channel continues to grow!
2 videos in a month?! You spoil us, Best Guest. Edit: That sounded more sarcastic than intended. I'm genuinely happy to get more content! Just dont burn yourself out, attempting to please the algorithms.
Once you enter the Todd Howard zone as you called it, can you quick save there, or would you have to keep banging your head against the platter if you missed your landing?
Is always the thumbnail for me.. i clicked fastest i could..Dr.jarl Nobzeem Elizif PHD i died, this is why i love Bestguest videos how smartly funny they are made this is 1 if the channels i can sit there and rewatch every video cuss how awesome they are 🤣
You should def apologize to our future Mechanical Overlords for the way youve treated bethesda npc's
I went and watched your fallout 4 vid only to discover you already made this joke lol
I'm totally gonna get composted by our AI overlords in 2050
5:44 I demand your next play through be around this one bandit overcoming his doubts and becoming the savior skyrim needs.
There's nothing to worry about. AI will always be inferior as it will never be able to come up with something as perfect as the Nazeem abuse arc at 7:52.
@@therealbestguest AI would not recycle you. Your design was flawed, and to turn you into useful nutrients would be to grant meaning and purpose to what remained of your existence. A truly malevolent machine god would vaporize you, probably with Piranha Solution.
The part where you look like a fucked up version of Nazeem, then kill him and marry his wife is straight up from a horror movie. Some monster that looks human but isn't, can make itself look exactly like you and manipulate everyone around you with a touch to hate you and love them... this is the stuff nightmares are made of.
When I was a kid I literally had a nightmare like that - aliens took my parents' faces and tried to take their place
@@lemongreed7916
Strange, I had a similar thought/fear as a kid
y'know, this actually reminds me of something: these fears exist, uncanny valley exists, because something in the past could *emulate humans almost perfectly so we evolved to recognize mimicry.* our ancestors came across something that instilled such fear into them that they evolved to recognize and avoid that thing.
@@i.minpayne2561it's an issue with the brain's pattern recognition abilities, it's why we're grossed out by fish with teeth
@@liamzakhaev you're grossed out by fish with teeth? i'm more grossed out by what people plan to do with those fish
Being punched to death while paralyzed has been a recurring nightmare for me since childhood, so it's pretty cool you've created a build which does exactly that.
Damn man sorry for your loss. I hope Dr. Norbzeem PhD didn’t cause you too much grief.
I can only imagine how terrifying it would be to be followed around town by a slightly deformed version of your self until eventually being killed and having your life stolen by said deformed monster
mandela catalogue
"Slightly"
Not just that, but you're beaten to death by all the townsfolk who are suddenly enraged by your existence, and he just watches you from the edge of the crowd with that unchanging hideous expression.
But it's Nazeem, so it's okay.
@@Xbalanque84 man this is old I forgot about this but ya still terrifying
The way you dealt with Nazeem is how Synths replace people in fallout 4
Nazeem's wife recognized him as a different man but legit said "eh, close enough... are you married?" 🤣
@@mrkikyI mean, according to what she says the og Nazeem is a terrible husband so she might as well marry his fucked up clone who just killed him a few hours ago
yup. Baffles me that ppl side with synths in fallout. Its literally nation-wide scale suicide in favor of robots
@@gunsevenwhillans420 but if he's a terrible husband, why would she want to marry a dude that looks just like him?
Verily, Best Guest turns out the finest content in all the land. I can only think of what chaos would unfold from him doing a build like this with some fruity magic mod, like Apocalypse or similar.
Verily!
@@therealbestguest Your character has transformed into the perfect being - MORBIUS.
EVOLUTION
COMPLETE
"Nazim after going to the Cloud District"
Why do you come up with these things that tickle me, honey?
8:35 "If you have an encounter with an alternate, do not try to converse with it as it will tell you things you wish you never heard" Nazeem looks at him then suddenly turns mad 😂
best guest really did just make an alternate build didn't he
you held back, the massive feeling of power after you cast mayhem and walk through the dungeon filled with defeated foes without having seen them alive is something else.
And right after I cast the spell my game crashes because my PC is shit lmao 🤣😂
Should've added in the Ritual Stone, revive EVERYONE in the room and make them all go crazy in the next town over.
Plus, the bodies don't disintegrate like regular zombies, so you can build up a huge raging mosh pit slowly overtime
True. The most lazy built is conjurer. Get the aetherium crown, fill it with the ritual stone spell, and then you can just take the crown off and re-equip it to skip the 24 hr waiting period between the spells. Instant OP conjurer with zombie army whenever needed.
@@MrSeedi76 combine that with one of azihdals rings. After a hit your zombies go boom. Eventually you made an army of reusable nukes.
My beloved Best Guest
The best guest
I love you
Now I'm curious who would win: A Daedric prince ancient and mad, or one doctor Norbzeem with the PhD fellow eye sliding off his face and all?
The fury spell makes me think that Bethesda had some real foresight to how twitter was going to evolve
they knew tumblr was going to shut down and have all that nonsense flood into twitter, followed by facebook slowly dying off as those people also migrate toward twitter
might as well email your turds to elon musk since he owns the biggest toilet on the internet
I like to think that initially all these characters have normal human faces, but the experience in Helgen leaves incurable injuries on their bodies and minds, so they look like this... Just this thought holds the grains of my mind together and does not let me go crazy, when I watch these videos.
I watch every Best Guest video with a notebook on the side, this man has a lot to teach us.
Also don't forget; Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic
as you should. as we all should
I heard that in her voice
It must be Christmas! Two best guest uploads in a month :3
I play Skyrim VR. I like to hold metal kettles over the heads of Solitude guards, then punch them through the kettle. They have no idea who did it.
Another thing I do is try to save Roggvir by Frenzying then Calming the crowd to disrupt the execution. Roggvir just casually sharpening a sword forever in the corner has become a standard fixture of my playthroughs.
Another other thing I do is Frenzy Jaree-Ra because he is an obnoxious fellow and looks better kneeling in a pool of his own blood with a thousand arrows in his body.
Amazing. It just works.
I wait until I get the ebony blade before messing with Jaree Ra and his sister.
In my game roggvir death is scripted and he dies abruptly after a few seconds even if saved from the execution
Deeja has no words for you. :D
I like to soul-trap her on the wrecked ship to meet and greet the Ideal Masters who are now going to be her new landlord for eternity, raise her with Dead Thrall and then go and deal with her brother in the caves.
He sometimes says something to you about murdering his sister when you fight him, and the enslaved undead remains of aforementioned sister savagely battering him just adds to the hilarity.
I make sure I get a Soul Trap in there to send egg-brothers to purgatory too.
Lmao illusion is so ridiculously OP. A must-have for me whenever I create an magicka-based character of any kind.
ADD stands for
Aevil
Dnazeem
Dstalks his wife patiently
Nazeem after smoking gas station weed
don't ever buy no weed from the gas station
Bro bought skooma from Belathor ☠️
Ah, yes... my first Skyrim built.
Good times.
This is easily my favourite gaming channel, absolutely love it
Making the ultimate version of Nazeem, killing him, stealing his soul, and marrying his widow is the ultimate flex that any Skyrim player can ever do.
My Therapist: Mandela Catalogue Nazeem isn't real, he can't hurt you!
Mandela Catalogue Nazeem:
Fuck yes, how glorious! Based Guest, you're an utter wizard with your editing and strats.. 10/10, Would Watch Again.
On a side note, I'm happy to see the channel is getting the views it deserves!
Seeing a notification that you've uploaded another video fills me with such joy, thank you sweetie, I love you.
What this man knows and can accomplish is terrifying
This is utterly fantastic. Cried myself laughing at the doppelganger part 😂
17:16 If the axe blade through the clavicle didn't kill Festival Cracker then bouncing the back of his head off the table did. Jesus that was brutal.
Illusion gets even more insane comboned with already broken stealth. Calm+sneak attack until they die!
"Getting distracted and then spending hours building an intricate apparatus by which to torture friendly NPCs" is definitely an ND mood.
It is 4 in the morning, but I do believe listening to the funny internet man with a lovely voice is quite the worth endeavor at this hour.
But she works with her mother, to sell fruits and vegetables.
DID YOU KNOW, THAT SOME FRUITS AND VEGETABLES GROW BETTER IN THE COLD!
Wait really?
Ok that Farengar impression was actually really good 😂
OMG, i love these videos so much. They are always so damn funny. I especially love it when you zoom in to the Face. Its so out of nowhere it makes it so funny. Gets me every time.😂
We need to get this man to a billion subs and then trap him in a box in a museum to forever make us content
I love your Farengar voice so much, keep it up
Dr. Jarl Norbzeem Elisif PhD is the absolute perfect being throughout all existence. The pinnacle of creation itself. He emits so much Cloud District energy that it's almost blinding. But oh dear honey if you persevere and looked through the blinding aura of perfection, you will see the face of God! And it will be glorious. Oh thank thee honey and good day.
Algorithm? Algorithm comment? Maybe Algorithm comment? I guess we'll never know.
I am SO listening to this when I wake up! I love these so much!
Molag Bal has a contender for Lord of Domination and Sheogorath has a contender for most chaotic individual in the same person
Alt title: How to play Skyrim like a Discord troll.
Your videos really make my day there so funny superb commentary 👏 thank you
My first skyrim character was this, but with conjuration instead of paralysis. Make everyone fight each other, summon a couple demons, then chill unseen until everything's ready to loot. Real fun way to 'play' the game.
I work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables.
I can't believe they added dialogue for the event that one of the students is killed before the lessons
Best Guest uploaded a new video?
My day just got way better :D
This video was hella glorbin
I seriously need to find all of these “bugs”. I love exploits in games.
Long live Dr. Jarl Norbzeem Elisif God King Skyrim PhD
This gave me a new found appreciation for illusion magic.
Thank you honey, I love you 😘
Try playing a pacifist , was a fun playtrough , trying to finish quests without killing anything gave birth to some crazy ideas 😅
this must be some of your best work yet, absolutely hilarious!
Thank you! I have not laughed so much in a long time XD and now I want to play Skyrim.
I usually drag the body of any npc i killed into a fire. Then stand there for like two minutes feeling powerful. It’s because my therapists keep canceling and quitting their job.
also awesome video btw. probably gonna do this with my current playthrough again…. I can’t stop playing mages
Did you know some fruits let you trap people's souls?
The four horsemen of Deadpan Narration:
Best Guest
Gamesonhardmode
UberDanger
Mitten Squad
Vampiric grip glitch actually works still, I actually did it recently on accident not knowing what happened and I was super confused
Ah yes, my favourite spells, clairvoynernce and television
NORBZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
This was a great video mommy thank you, give dad some water he is looking a bit dry since he passed
You can skip the Arcane University tour by waiting for Maribel to start the tour and then entering the main hall where the class is taking place. The quest stage advances to the class.
Did you know there are some fruitsthat actually grow better?
you can sleep in my guest room any day best guest 😻
Did you know there's some fruits?
Once I developed a more strategic brain I started investing more in alteration and illusion and ended up with something like this. Very chill video, you making more skyrim content?
Yee got done recording another one, so Skyrim up next. Have some friends staying with me atm so will be maybe another 9 to 10 days or so (sorry) but will get it out asap. I'm excited for it :>
Laughed really hard with this episode. Best friend in Skyrim is the best!
that completely random and unnecessary 'fuck you Ancano' nudge got me giggling for no reason.
There’s something hilariously satisfying on resto looping a ring to have +6567876% sneak and sneak rolling into a bandit having them say “watch where you’re going!” While the game says they still don’t notice you. Wearing full heavy armor and having no points in the stealth tree.
This is almost as good, if not better than the crackhead dremora build
Cast summon dremora, buff them with rally spells and then hide until they deal with the enemies
i love killing npc enemies with the rocks from traps. you can shoot them at enemies with the Fus shout, but it's funnier to block a hall way with rocks and watch the enemies run against the rocks until they die. trap rocks have an insane damage value, especially on legendary
BEST GUEST VIMNDENDOS GIVE LIFE
Other people end up with stealth archers.
I keep making -illusionist conjurers- Pokemon trainers.
It's either using Frenzy to cause an all-out brawl and then Rout on the survivor so your follower/hell demon can hunt them for sport, or just picking a corpse to repeatedly Dead Thrall and seeing how many lives it needs to clear a dungeon without anyone seeing you.
Thank you for the goodnight kiss I appreciate it
😘
*huh i have the case of CADHD NO... which is Chronic/Clinical Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder Nobble obble which is worse...i can't focus for crap these days*
*HOLY CRAP A WINDOW*
Dude you are a riot.
My wife keeps asking me what i'm laughing at.
You got caught in whiterun because you didn't put your spell away. If you commit assault and are seen with your weapons (or spells) drawn before you become hidden again, then you get a bounty, but if you put your spells away immediately after casting you can just uncrouch and walk out.
Atronach Stone + Breton's Dragonskin vs pretty much any mage
Just walk up and bonk without taking any real damage
these videos are absolutely amazing im actually addicted and need more!!!!!
Never trust those from the Cloud District. Not even yourse- oh wait you are not from the Cloud District are you? What am I saying of course you are not.
I call this 'the puppetmaster' build :)
Thank you for this new treat, love you honey
After introducing your channel to my boyfriend he always makes sure to let me know when a new Best Guest is out. Thanks for the entertainment, I hope your channel continues to grow!
2 videos in a month?! You spoil us, Best Guest.
Edit: That sounded more sarcastic than intended. I'm genuinely happy to get more content! Just dont burn yourself out, attempting to please the algorithms.
I love your videos. Absolut perfection
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What? A gift from honey?! Its not even my birthday Best Guest!❤
Why is your channel so small this us hilarious
Build a nuclear apocalypse build in Skyrim to build the radioactive concentration with the build to build with said build
im glad someone else is recognizing the raw power of the illusion mage for a lazy playthrough
I love this Channel so much
I like it when he calls me huney.
0:26 I ALWAYS do this, mainly to the female one :3
Google exists tho
my god. you are easily one of my favourite youtubers. thank you for blessing us every day honey
Hello honey, how are you?
I love you.
Always love seeing a new upload from my favorite channel.
This channel only makes sense if Sheogorath is behind of it all. I love it.
Once you enter the Todd Howard zone as you called it, can you quick save there, or would you have to keep banging your head against the platter if you missed your landing?
eliminates the db.
me: but....but Cicero.....how i play without dear Cicero? (hes my fav follower lol)
Is always the thumbnail for me.. i clicked fastest i could..Dr.jarl Nobzeem Elizif PHD i died, this is why i love Bestguest videos how smartly funny they are made this is 1 if the channels i can sit there and rewatch every video cuss how awesome they are 🤣
You should lure someone up high and use a calming spell and just push off. Like walk into them until they fall.
You make make me laugh so hard every video. I hope you get more recognitio :)