Hey Bert. I weigh in excess of 400lbs and its videos like this that make me motivated to do something about it. All jokes aside its great to see someone in a worse condition than myself trying to do something about it. Really inspiring.
I love how you refuse to let people's negativity get you down while also not ignoring it and living in la la land and becoming bitter like many do. Keep it up homie.
Thank you soooo much for bring the vlog back, I love seeing your amazing life. It makes me glad that you can be happy and have a wonderful family, while being that fat.
Hey dude, I remember you from fresh baked video games. I loved the 'shot to the nuts' segment, especially the one with Lisa gleave, but I can't find it online. I don't suppose you have the footage. It would so amazing if you could upload it.
dude, who give two fucks about people "fat shaming" you're a hilarious dude that entertains me. Seems like you have a lovely family and you're doing what you love. Fuck all the rest
Literally lit my brain on fire. Burnt Krystals is still fatter than tommy buns aka water champ aka personality cham aka todd. Keep featherin tim nd Christy. Im home here now mommys.
haha! that yoga form wasn't bad at all! still #bertisfat though if he stopped boozing for a month... I'd have to change my hashtag. Bart is in active drunk shape.
Hey Bert. I weigh in excess of 400lbs and its videos like this that make me motivated to do something about it. All jokes aside its great to see someone in a worse condition than myself trying to do something about it. Really inspiring.
didyou get in shape or are you still fat ??
I think the joke went over your head
Kevin Burzynski you know what. I just realized this. I’m gonna read a book.
hahaha well to be fair he did say "all jokes aside"
😂😂😂😂
I love how you refuse to let people's negativity get you down while also not ignoring it and living in la la land and becoming bitter like many do. Keep it up homie.
Bert, that was a genuinely funny video. Even my dog was laughing.
good to see you back bert. been missing your vlogs
Hilarious! I'm glad to see the Vlog is back.
Recently found you. Hilarious! And lovin the music! Hello dirty south ha 👊🏻
Your book was amazing it had me 😂 for days.
Dude is way fitter than Tom Segura. I'd like to see some competitions. Bert wins them all. Push ups, Sprints, Looks, Belly size, and Studliness.
haha agreed!
But Tommy has a bigger dick.
haha his jeans show that
bert is way fatter tho
But does he drink more water than Tom? I heard he is the water champ
You can tell it's all gut with Bert. Just drink a lot less dude and it will melt away.
but then there would be no bert
Bert Chrysler's 3 Minute Geriatrics Beach Workout
epic. best, funniest vlog ever Bert. made me giggle. #tomsfat
hilarious! those cartwheels are on fleeck status
It reminds me of Black Swan...such natural grace...
That's odd, I didn't click on Gerard Depardieu's vlog... Why is it playing?
0:57 awww shit bert coming for that title. this video had me dying laughing i am officially #TeamBert with all due respect to my denim
2022 and DAMN Bert is HUGE and Tom is slim
Thank you soooo much for bring the vlog back, I love seeing your amazing life. It makes me glad that you can be happy and have a wonderful family, while being that fat.
Everyone knows Bert is a Beast, Works out all day, does beach days like this constantly, and is not fat. #tomistherealfatbuddha #musclebellybert
"lazy day at the beach" I think every day is a lazy day for Bert. #bertisfat
Tommy buns... Please becareful...............
Bert is unbelievably flexible after a few crown and cokes...
Good job Burnt!!!
This shit makes my day bring it back Bert
Sweet blogs back!
Hey dude, I remember you from fresh baked video games. I loved the 'shot to the nuts' segment, especially the one with Lisa gleave, but I can't find it online. I don't suppose you have the footage. It would so amazing if you could upload it.
HAHAHA YES! So much yes.
Bert Rocks every time! BTC!!!!
Seriously needs to bring the vlogs back
Yeah! Bert's Back!
sculped after Michelangelos David Lol
Best Bert Kreischer video ever
without the sound this looks like a national geographic bio on walruses ;)
I feel like this guys the new Tom segura
Best vlogger 😂😂
You're the best dude ✌
Love that T.I. song
You're not fat baby you're gorgeous and haters are just jealous, keep on keeping on you're a rock star
You're the man bert
You're the man Bert.
This is amazing.
Bert are you kids carrying the cooler while you vlog? Cmon
If Bert got ripped would look like Rich Piana
Congratulations Bert! When are you due?
Bert you Kick ass Fuck the haters!!! your awesome Bud!
Now I'm on Team Bert.
need more vlogs man and def more then 4 mins long lol
He is so funny 😂
Lolol awesome
ahahahahah! "do you have the time?" pppppffffffffhahahahah
He's living good doing his thing spreading happy shit everybody talking shit is jealous and so am I
I think you have made it explicitly clear that you are in tremendous shape ( #bertisround )
Bert what sunglasses are those?
dude, who give two fucks about people "fat shaming" you're a hilarious dude that entertains me. Seems like you have a lovely family and you're doing what you love. Fuck all the rest
Is that Clearwater, Florida?
love Bert
Bert Chrysler, more like Svelte Chrysler
Life's a beach.
This is fucking magic.
I'm thinking of bulking up , Bert how did you get so fat ? Oh and happy Fourth of July
they misspelt "Burke" at the end it said "Tom" for some reason.
#teambertbertbert
Bert is too trill! #Tomisfat
Uncle Bert has earned himself a free pass into Heaven---
Literally lit my brain on fire. Burnt Krystals is still fatter than tommy buns aka water champ aka personality cham aka todd. Keep featherin tim nd Christy. Im home here now mommys.
haha! that yoga form wasn't bad at all!
still #bertisfat
though if he stopped boozing for a month... I'd have to change my hashtag. Bart is in active drunk shape.
Fucking love Bert!!!
Casey Neistat watch out!
Bert ! Come to winnipeg we dont fat shame (we're all fat)
Team Machine!
Title Should be "VLOG #26 - Bert proves how un-athletic he is while scaring beach goers"
way to go bert chrysler
stl hat i see you bert !
#My favorite fat... thats real effort to show up your twin fatty fat! love ya both... jeans up! Fat pride! keep the saga going!
What does a beached whale having epileptic seizures have to do with the 4th of july? #berntchrysler #bertisfat
Start Powerlifting man!! You got the body and you can eat whatever!!👍🏽 ASK #markbell to help you!! #powercast Next year, a fat and strong dud.
Hope you used sun screen, I'd hate for you to be a Burnt Chrysler.
You look like a thinner Tommy Buns.
dat copyright strike tho
A typical day as a beached whale. #bertchryslerisfat
#BertIsRound
damn bart, your nose is caked up son...
You ended the podcast with Ali Siddiq because you needed to pick someone up at the airport?
Keep up the good work Bert, moving like that you will get under 500 pounds in no time. #bertisfat
Tom and Bert need to do a fat off to truly determine who is fatter.
this made me realize that #tomisfat .
My moms name is Ila..Ila mae :)
love you
Bert needs a talk with rich Franco #berttoofat
Baywatch 2
fucking hilarious
The ballad of big Tommy buns is amaze! Your still super fat but great song, love you long time Bart Chrysler.
not sure who's fatter but Bert has the best videos hands down
flexing
Hey Bart
big words
Its going to be hard for tom to get back at this one, But that being said im still on toms side #bertisfat
Anyone know the song?
Outkast - Player's Ball
Keep up the "hard work". It's gonna take awhile for that hard alcohol belly fat to dissappear. #berntchryslerstillkindafat
Don't worry Bert I'm fat too. Skinny people are over rated!
bert training? must be photoshopped, special fx or something
#yusofat
I would rather have Tom's figure, where the fat is distributed evenly across his body. That belly is just alarming.
Toms a punk in comparison and his wife is nails on a chalkboard. 🛑
*#BertIsFat*